The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Enemy Among U.S. | Nick Di Paolo Show #270

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

Biden calls supporter fat for challenging him. Weak dad let's kid run rampant. Local reporter smacked on the butt. Hateful LGBT "activist" attacks black conservative. MONDAY - THURSDAY 9PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

🎵 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How are you folks? Welcome to the show on a filthy Monday here in Georgia. How was your weekend? Let me get something straight real quick, goddammit.

The Kansas City Chiefs did not beat the New England Patriots last night. The officiating beat the Patriots last night. I don't give a shit if I sound like a homer or not. They had a touchdown taken back. They said a guy stepped out of bounds, which he clearly did not. They had a, they caused a fumble that was picked up by Gilmore, who was going to return it. And they said it wasn't a fumble, which it clearly was. It has something to do with the officials being the average age of 68 years old.

They have no fucking idea. The NFL has been ruined. They should call it the National Flag League. Some people have become just conditioned. You guys accept it. It's ruining the brand. And by the way, the attendance is down worse than ever. And that's because of this shit. There's a flag on

every... I've seen hands to the face called 12 to 14 times a game now. I saw in the last two years, I saw maybe eight of those. Now that's the new call for them. Hands to the... Let the fucking guys play. They're big fucking angry guys, 6'6".

They're juicing, and they fucking touch the other guy's face while they're... Stop with this shit. And the Kansas City Chiefs on a first down. The guy was about a yard short. They gave him the first down. They fucked the Patriots in the ass last night. Of course, Tom Brady

has to be classy about it. Well, we still could have won a shut up. I would have went out there and, yeah, they fucked us eight different ways from Sunday. They would have had to bleep me and shit, and then I would never be on a Wheaties box. But that was total horseshit. Absolutely. Two touchdowns

taken away from them, and they still almost won. And yes, they're not the Patriots of old. And I got another theory on that, too. I swear to God, this year, this is what the Pats do. They'll win one, and then Bob Kraft gets together with Bellic, go, look, we're going to do it with a minimum next year. And you know what they're doing? They're going to load

up on draft picks, so they'll win like two more times. But, you know, people are, oh, Tom Brady's future is in doubt with a pick. What? What are you fucking talking about? Yes, they look dog shit in offense, and they're not going to win the Super Bowl this year. But watch out for next year because I know we got rid of Josh Gordon. We had Demarius Thomas, whatever his name was.

We had Antonio Brown until he whipped his dick out during a paint session. But he had all the talent in the world, but they were all gone. I don't know why Demaryius Thomas is gone or Josh Gordon. I still never got the story in that. I'm guessing for next year's draft picks. I might be wrong. But don't tell me the Kansas City Chiefs

beat the Patriots last night. The fucking 85-year-old officials beat the Patriots last night. Oh my God. They have ruined that game. I watched two games yesterday. There must have been 16 flags on each team. It my God. They have ruined that game. I watched two games yesterday. There must have been 16 flags on each team. It is horrible. It's horrible football. That's why I'm a diehard

college. I just had to get that off my chest. Okay. Anyways, this is important. New dates. You can get them at nickdip.com. Some of these are new. We just added some new ones, three new ones. But New Year's Eve, Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, New York. January 24th, the Ridgefield nickdip.com uh some of these are new we just added some new ones three new ones but uh new year's eve tarrytown music hall tarrytown new york january 24th the richfield playhouse in richfield connecticut this is 2020 february 1st the historic ritz theater brunswick georgia february 15th the kelsey theater lake park florida we just added on february 28th the decatur civic center decatur illinois uh another new one march 13th and 14th magubi's joke house Added on February 28th, the Decatur Civic Center, Decatur, Illinois. Another new one, March 13th and 14th, Magoobie's Joke House, Timonium, Maryland.

I know, Raz is shaking his head. It's the worst name of a club. And you know what? It's one of the best clubs. It's a beautiful club. April 3rd, Morgan Hill Event Center, Herman, Maine. And the next night, we just added this. Jonathan's in Agunquit, Maine, which might be my favorite gig on the East Coast right now. I've done

it twice. It is... Agunquit's a gay hangout in the summertime. I don't know if it's like black people. Maybe they don't come out when it's cold. But... And also I want to thank... We have donation.

Craig Hillis has donated cashish, which you guys can do. And you know what? Somebody joined at the Vito Levin. Who was that? Somebody, Captain C. Boyd Kincaid. What the fuck is that? Captain, thank you. Apparently, there's a lot of money in our vessels. Aye.

Captain C. Boyd Kincaid joined at at the veto level, which is the highest level. Thank you so much. Let's get right to it, huh? A lot of shit to get to. I sound like Hannity teasing his show. More breaking news. Tonight we don't even have time to cover. The Antichrist.

You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. Goddamn right. Here's what I feel about today. me fuck you and your bone spurs tom brady what uh how do you feel about the officiating run through a motherfucker face wouldn't you love to see that coming out of brady that fucking black talk that's what i said what's what's your new philosophy since you have no receivers run through a motherfucker face. Thank you, Tom. Guilty. Just by his face.

Guilty. See this? I don't give a shit if this guy was a sheriff in some small town. If I was the FBI and Trump, I'd be following guys that look like this everywhere. That's right. I'd profile the living shit out of them. Black people we mentioned after 9-11, you're off the hook. These are the motherfuckers.

Look at this crazy eye. His left eye says, I hate. His right eye says, America or Jews. You pick. Fucking sand chimp. Look at him. Pencil it. Let's train our fucking enemies. How stupid are we? we honestly you think china would

ever do that let's take on some of the japanese who will train them in china uh saudi airmen colleagues uh filmed as he killed three at u.s naval base as cops detained 10 with others missing okay do you believe this shit that we train these fucking scumbags those are the voices he hears in his head a saudi air force pilot in the u.s for training who killed three in a mass shooting was filmed by his colleagues as he went on a killing spree Killing spree. Muhammad Saeed Al-Shamrani. Guilty.

Guilty. Why do you say that, Nick? His face and his name. Guilty. Nick, that's ridiculous. That's like saying a black guy named Tyrone is a thief. Fuck. When I say a fig.

Do you know Muhammad, by the way? Do you know Muhammad? The name way? Do you know Muhammad? The name Muhammad is on the top ten list of most popular names in the United States this year for the first time. Really? Yeah. So put that together, motherfuckers. Muhammad Saeed Al Shamrani opened fire at around 7 a.m. at the Naval Air Station in Pensacola, which was immediately placed on lock.

This is payback for us getting Al Baghdadi. You know, it is same with the stabbings in London and the Netherlands. And that's the second deadly attack, you know, and within a week we have one at Pearl Harbor, too. But that was not a that was a fucking crazy. Real American. Nick, what do you mean by that? You know what the fuck I mean. My other question when I read this, any word from Congressman Tlaib or Omar, you know, the I hate Jews section of the Congress, any word from them? I bet you they're quiet and giggling at home. Nick, how can you? I just did. We'll continue to. can you i just did and will continue to uh he this this scumbag also hosted a dinner party or a dinner party i'm all jacked up on coffee earlier in the week where he had uh he and three others watched mass shooting videos one of the students at the dinner party filmed outside the building

while he uh he went on the gun rampage as two others sat in their car with them. Sources added that 10 Saudi students were being held on the base today while several others were unaccounted for. This is, you know. It was also reported that the FBI was examining social media posts. Again, this happened last week, so there could be even more of an update. I couldn't find it. Investigating whether he acted alone or was connected to any broader group. Gee, what's your guess on that, Raz? I don't know. Durka, Durka.

Muhammad Jihad. Exactly, Raz. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. A bakala. Bakala. Three people were confirmed dead while eight others were being treated in the hospital. The gunman was shot and killed by death.

Why do you kill him? Shoot him in his legs and shit. Then waterboard the shit out of him, hook his nipples up to fucking car batteries, and get some information out of this sand rat. Shot and killed by deputies at the Florida base around 45

minutes after the start of the attack. Florida State Governor Ron DeSantis said the perpetrator was a member of the Saudi Air Force, later named as Mohammed Saeed al-Sharami. He is believed to have been in the U.S. as an aviation student. Yeah, he's probably learning crop dusting on the side. With reports saying he opened fire with a handgun in the classroom. Investigators are now probing whether the incident was terror-related.

Oh, can I answer that for you? You dumb fucks. See, we're still stuck in that anti 9-9, you know, 9-11 mode where we can't say can't come right out because that would offend some Muslims like Congressman Omar and Tlaib. Let me disconnect the dots for you people. Yeah, it was terror related. Why do you say that, Nick? Because he quoted fucking bin Laden on his website and 19 other rants. He was obviously radicalized. What do you say that, Nick? Because he quoted fucking bin Laden on his website and 19 other rants. He was obviously radicalized. What do you think it

was? In a heartbreaking tribute on Facebook, Watson's brother, this is a kid who was killed, wrote that this kid, what's his, I don't even know his first name, Joshua Caleb Watson, 23 years old.

He was one killed, and his brother put a tribute on Facebook. After being shot multiple times, he made it outside and told the first response team where the shooter was, and those details were invaluable. He died a hero, his brother wrote. You're goddamn right he did. You are correct, sir. Story Full reported that minutes

after minutes before al shamrani began firing a twitter account using his name posted a message branding america a nation of evil citing its foreign policy and conflicts overseas um of course that's what it said anyways on saturday the uS. Defense Secretary said he couldn't label it as terrorism at this point. Really? Really, Mark Esper? Is that what you said? And you know why that is, because we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. No, I can't say it's terrorism at this time, Esper told the Reagan National Defense Forum, adding he believed investigators needed to be allowed to do their work. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

A group that monitors online extremism says the suspect appeared to have posted criticism of U.S. wars and quoted slain al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden on social media hours before the shootings. But we can't say it's terrorism related. We can't. Where would you get that idea? Are we ever going to learn? Fuck people's feelings.

As they said in the Bronx tale, Chaz Palminteri's character Sonny, the fucking world don't run on feelings. Let me have a sip of my Jack Daniels of coffee. How are you, folks? Great to be with you. My God, I must have had...

It's my fifth cup. I'm just going to start doing blow. It'll be cheaper than the coffee. Fucking... Hey, did this fall over during the al shirami story yeah see that that motherfuckers ghost is haunting us already uh let's stay in politics and the retarded left and their pc let me tell you joe biden isn't just a senalo man he's a fucking asshole he's just a thin-skinned bitch

and uh i used to try to defend them because he lost his daughter and wife in a car accident you know i fell for this guy but he's been there way too long and you know what uh i'm gonna fucking have to agree with obama and obama said joe you don't have to do that he's making such an asshole of himself biden seemingly called the voter fat but his campaign denies it uh he didn't seemingly do it. It was clear as clear as a bell. What are we doing? What's going on right now?

What are you doing? You're making an asshole of yourself. And anyways, he had a testy exchange last Thursday with an Iowa voter. Remember, we this Iowa voter pays this guy's salary. He's on his no malarkey barnstorm. No malarkey. Raz, you're a black guy. Has the word malarkey ever been used in fucking black community? Yeah, never.

Not in hip hop? Not your great-great-grandfather? You can see black guys looking at some white kids doing some wrong going, this is some motherfucking malarkey. That's what this is. The voter questioned Biden about his son's role in ukraine where hunter was given 50 grand a month uh in a you know month salary what amounted to a no-show job well trump's actions in ukraine are the focus of impeachment here republicans have pushed the opposite talking point that biden's behavior was corrupt here's the exchange watch i'll and i'll tell you around one deposit when the biden just made an asshole of himself this is a voter

first of all pause don't turn your back on a fucking voter talking to you you arrogant pompous dick now right you know what he's doing right there with his eyes he's fantasizing about sniffing the girl's hair she's sitting to the right she's like 11. go ahead in order to get access to the public you're selling access to the president just like so you're a damn liar, man. That's not true. And no one has ever said that? Pause. Pause. No one's ever said that. That's the theory

on mainstream television. You dick. You're that out of touch? Nobody's ever said that. Trump's saying it and everybody in his administration is saying it. You're a damn liar, man.

And he walks towards him like it's a high noon moon. He's trying to intimidate this little bald fat guy. Go ahead. I see it on the TV. You see it on the TV. No, I know you do. And by the way, that's why I'm not sedentary.

I don't like it up in... Pause. Pause. I'm not sedentary. He's calling him... This is who you guys, Democrats... By the way, he's still up there as far as leading in the race. This is who you want to be president.

He goes to a personal. I'm burping coffee. I can't even get so much coffee. Raz, do me a favor. I can't see that clock. No, never mind. You know, I got my watch on don't worry about it

go ahead fuck it now you're up come get in front of the camera Raz is like I can't do that I have no street credibility from seeing you doing this show anyway

he calls the guy sedentary which is another way of saying fat go ahead let him go let him go the reason I'm running is because I've been around

a long time and I know more than most people now. And I can get things done. That's why I'm running. And you want to check my shape on it, let's do push-ups together again. Let's do what you want to do. Let's take an IQ test. Pause. Pause. He went after the guy's weight. Let's take an IQ

test. And you guys call fucking Trump petty? At least trump does it on fucking twitter like everybody else does calls the guy fat again let's have a push of an iq test are you fucking kidding me can you imagine being that he's this guy is a taxpayer biden works for him i don't know does he still because he's the former vice president doesn't matter it doesn't matter can you imagine being go ahead oh and everybody applauds that's what the left does we outnumber a guy has done anything wrong and i did not on any occasion and no one has ever said it not one day you were doing anything wrong you said i set Which you did.

Yes. Pause. First he calls him man, then Jack. What is he, 1968? He thinks he's fucking Bronson. He called the guy fat. Fucking buy me. You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck.

You know that? Go ahead. But I hear on the MSNBC. You don't hear that on MSNBC. You do not hear that at all. But you hurt. Look, okay, I'm not going to get in an argument with you, man. No, I don't want to.

Well, yeah, you do, but... Terrence is back on him again. Look, here's the deal. Here's the deal. He looks like... You don't have to go back home to the truck. Yeah. Yeah, motherfucker.

Hey, let the guy talk. Let him talk. Let him talk. Yeah, any other questions? What size adult diaper are you wearing? What's your favorite applesauce? You ass. Hey, man.

Walks towards him like a badass. Wow. Wow, is he falling. I bet you Obama's at home belly laughing, fucking watching this shit in his underwear going. Michelle, come in here. Come here. Remember I said he didn't have to do it? He's making an

asshole of himself. Hey, man, let's get down to some tests. I take an IQ test. Talking to a fucking voter, a potential voter. Hey, Joe, it's over for you. It's over. Call it a day. What are we doing? What's going on right now? You're making an asshole of yourself. Biden claimed he didn't insult the voters' look which is bullshit through the entire of it.

Whatever. Biden claimed he didn't insult a voter's look his primary campaign has through entirety of it carried in a grieved sense of self, exactly, over how voters question him, over how the media betrays him, over how his past record has been challenged. He doesn't even think he should be asked about that shit. Oh, boy, you.

Are you fucking kidding me? And it's all going to come out when this impeachment shit goes to the Senate. They're going to focus on Biden's kid and all that garbage. How is that not a quid pro quo? First of all, him getting rid of the prosecutor. We've been through this. If you guys don't follow it, I'm sorry. I got some dick jokes coming up, OK? His fucking son's getting 50 grand a month from an energy company he knows nothing about that's not quid pro quo you gotta be dick and then he gets upset when you ask him about it that's how used to they that's how used to the left is so used to being pampered

and the fucking this guy this iowa voter this short fat guy is doing the media's job for them when's the last time anybody asked Biden about that from the mainstream media? I flipped through all the channels. I watch Rachel Maddow. I'm physically attracted to her. In a fucking pedophile prison sort of way. Anyways.

You make me sick, Joe, okay? That's all I get to say what's the next story the fucking the deer thing didn't I have two political ones up front oh I already hit the

fucking Muhammad Muhammad Durka Durka Jihad this and these people in this video this is why I did this because you can tell

they're from Long Island and you know how they voted just by this one out of all the shit I looked at this weekend. It almost made me as mad as the officiating in the NFL. This guy pulls into a Long Island neighborhood. He's got a dead deer on the roof of his car because he's a hunter. And that upsets some guy and his kid playing street hockey. I used to not really believe in white privilege and all that horse shit. But then I see this little kid in this video and I could strangle him with my bare hands and sleep like

a baby tonight. And his father. This is a perfect example of why we are where we are as far as parenting goes. This guy has failed on 90. Watch what a snotty little kid he has. And he's back and he doesn't tell his kid he wants to shut his trap. I just want to know why you want to kill deer. Because I eat them. Why? Because I eat them.

What does a deer do to you? All right, you're on video. Don't cry, bitch. Do you buy meat from the supermarket? That kid's cute. Yeah, but we're not going to. You know, they own video. Don't cry, then. Do you buy meat from the supermarket? That kid's cute. Yeah, but we're not going to... You know, they get killed. Pause. If I was a pedophile, I'd date that kid.

He looks like a girl I went out with in high school. I'm just teasing. There's nothing funny about that. But I'm saying he's a pretty kid. Go ahead. Killed in dirty areas. Nasty, a whole bunch of... This is not a dirty, nasty area.

Blood leaking. That's why I'm saying. That's why you don't want that. You're like a hero on Long Island right now. Why do I know this guy? They're crying because you want to kill deer. Pause. Pause. Here's where we are, folks. This is how emasculated

American men have become. This fucking guy, he looks like a trucker. You're making kids cry because you killed deer. Can you fucking imagine imagine this is a Hillary voter can you imagine first of all my father would have cracked me in the face for fucking

swearing at this guy you're making kids cry because they see a dead deer tough shit go ahead you need to explain to them that it's part of life no why don't you go get away do you have a pet You need to explain to them that it's part of life. No, why don't you go, Luke, get away. Excuse me, please, don't hit my car.

Do you have a pet? Yep. How would you like to see your pet dead? Deere's a pet? You're a real man. You have to go out and hang out in somebody's neighborhood right now. I'm not trying to do anything bad. Why don't you go somewhere else?

Yeah, you are. I'm not trying to do anything bad. I'm using a weapon to a live animal. Okay, and I'm going to eat it. Instead, you let somebody else kill it. No, you're not. No, you're not. What a snot nose. Dude, we don't want to eat it. I'm going to take a weapon to a live animal. Okay, and I'm going to eat it. Instead, you let somebody else kill it. No, you're not. No, you're not. What a snot nose.

Dude, we don't want to see it. What are you hunting for? Pause, pause. Dude, we don't want to see it. Tough shit. And you know me. I'm not a huge hunting advocate, but if fucking people hunt and eat the meat, I don't have a problem with it.

And by the way, deer, I lived in that part of the country. They're like mosquitoes. They need to be. Go somewhere else. Who the fuck are you to tell me where to go? Oh, my God. This is why New York's blue. How about the snot-losed little kid already?

Go ahead. The guy is coming here on the way now. The officer is on the way. I don't care. Okay. I don't care. You can have your cell phone on you. Okay.

Now, you're an asshole. What'd you just say, kid? Fuck you. Yeah, there you go. You need to shut the fuck up. Fuck you. Look how tough he gets when the window goes up. Fuck you.

That kid will be...hole. That kid will be paused. That kid will be in a video that will go viral in about five years when he comes out and, I don't know, there's something on Facebook with his friends peeing on him at a party. Fuck you. Fuck you. The father does nothing. Bad parenting. Go somewhere else with it. Fuck you. you I'm gonna park right in your driveway with it I

Make my son watch me clean fish, you know after we do you really yeah Does he eat fish anymore Yeah, it's a part of life, though. No. Yeah, exactly. Why are we echoing today? Huh? Oh, that was your mic. I'm sorry. I don't know how this works.

I've only been doing it for 30 years. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, I had rabbits as a kid. My grandparents, right off the boat from Italy, grew up next to them. They would raise rabbits, and me and my friends would name the rabbits and friend them. And then I'd go up to see my Grammy unannounced. She's got a little spot and a headlock on. Bare hands.

Old school. Can you imagine that little kid watching that? Fuck you. But the father is the bigger disappointment, you know, that that kid can be that snotty. If I ever said fuck you to a stranger, regardless of what it was, my father would go, shut your mouth, get away, I'll take care of this. But he didn't back off. He needed his son's support. Oh, that made me angry.

So fucking Long Island. I shouldn't say that because there's a lot of crazy Italian slash Jews who love my comedy in London. When I do a show, there's not too many libs in the crowd. That's a good idea. So did your kid freak out the first time you chopped the fish's head off? No, not at all. No? No.

They don't know any different. So he's a psycho. He'll be killing Brock. He'll be dressing him up like fish. My daddy said it was that right that kid was a whiny little bit like a bitch uh why am i i'm hearing all the background today anything on no all right it's me i put these in myself so it's probably me am I sweating

oh yeah look at that it is warm in here they talk about New England wait for the weather to change I don't know what to wear out here in Georgia but Christ I could see my breath couple mornings ago so I get on

with like a fucking winter coat on. I go out at 68, people looking at me. What are you doing? I'm looking into the window of a middle school is what I'm doing. Anyways, what a touchy PC. All this shit comes from the left, by the way, everything. How do you think the guy who shot the naval

place up voted? You think he voted Republican or Democrat? How do you think these jerk-offs voted? You're wrong about everything. That was uncalled for, Nick. I know. More political correctness ruining. I'm going to. I'm not.

Listen. My definition of sexual harassment is when a guy boss says to a woman, look, you want a promotion, you're going to have to blow me or fuck me. That to me is, after that, anything's fair game. There's no great. Okay, that's a little broad. But did you guys see this? This woman on TV doing local news down here in Georgia, very close to where we are. Well, a guy made a move on her. She was reporting some marathon. And he slapped her in the ass. And apparently Raz says that this happens a lot in this town on the news. It's like a thing, which makes it even, to me, more innocuous. But Jogger slaps Georgia TV reporters behind.

What is this, 1650? We can't say ass now. Live on air. A brazen creep slapped a tv reporter on the ass i'll say she reported live racing georgia uh let's see the clip whoa not expecting that yeah wait till you see this here comes joe biden Whoa, not expecting that. Yeah, wait till you see this. Here comes Joe Biden. It's very exciting.

Look it, she's traumatized. She got pissed. She went off on the guy on Twitter. About the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in over the years. The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. Were you best friends with all of them too? A, she was a hooah. B, she was a hooah. She wasn't.

But I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And look, again, you don't do this. It's awful. Anyways, you don't do this. It's awful. Anyways, you don't do this in the office or whatever. Look, I understand. Was that a little bit? Don't don't touch it, Roz. It's me. It's me. I'm very touchy. Do you have something too loud or something? All right. You're good. Don't look. I know that was disrespectful and shit, but it makes the national news is my point.

A guy playfully slaps a girl in the ass jogging by and it makes national news. He didn't rape her. He didn't even kiss her. Yes, it was disrespectful in the 2019 hashtag me too way. Yes. But for the love of Christ, is her life really ruined? Isn't that just a way of a guy saying, you know, you got a cute ass? That's unacceptable.

God, I hope some libs are watching. They'll be fucking blind with rage. Man, you got to evolve. That shit. Shut up. He saw her nice ass. He's bored out of his mind. He's running a 10K on Saturday morning to get away from his family and his fucking wife.

And she's wearing Lululemons. And he said, fuck it, I'm going for it. Now he's in the National League. Her name is Alex Bozerian. She was on air. Joggers were mugging in the camera as they dashed past her in a 10K run. They were raising money for guys getting more ass. When a man in a hat and sunglasses

that's what I love, he had sunglasses on. She could be seen recoiling in shock like her ass was a piece of gold and somebody tried to steal it. First of all, I don't like the report. We didn't get to see her ass. Nick, what's that got to do with it? I'm just saying, what if it had all dents in it?

She says though on Twitter or wherever, I don't give a fuck, to the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning, you violated, objectified, and embarrassed me. All that with that one little touch? Come on, that's a little much, isn't it? Oh, boy, you. Let me tell you, what's your name, Alex? Lady? that with that one little uh that one little touch come on that's a little much isn't it oh for you let me tell you what's your name alex lady there's a million woman out there who would love to have some guy tap them on the ass as they ran by girls with acne giant foreheads club feet

hair lips my 600 pound life watch that show they would pay to have some guy tap him on the ass and not have the guy lose his fist in their ass fat. Just get on with your life, okay? Director of Savannah Sports Council Robert Wells responded to her tweet and vowed, oh, she said no woman should ever have to put up with this at work or anywhere. Even at a strip club where I'm slipping 20s into the girl's titty.

The director of Savannah Sports Council, Robert Wells, responded to her tweet and vowed to find the gross jerk. Alex, what happened today is 100% unacceptable. You have my assurance we will identify him. Jesus Christ, he's not the marathon bomber. He grabbed a handful of ass. And you know damn well our boss is saying this so he can get into our pants. We're all fucking pigs.

Admit it. Caitlin Penter waited. And who's that? A reporter from North Carolina for WLOS. She said, do not touch reporters, period. I'm not going to touch if you're having a period. Caitlin Penter waited. And who's that? A reporter from North Carolina for WLOS. She said, do not touch reporters, period. I'm not going to touch if you're having a period. Listen.

A Savannah Police Department spokesman told NBC News, this went to NBC News, this is where we are, that authorities have talked with Bozerian about the incident. All I can say is we have made contact with Alexandria and we are definitely going to be working with her in any capacity on how she'd like to move forward with this incident. We will behead the man. We will shoot him at sunrise because we know a girl's ass is sacred and nobody... This has happened before and again I'm not condoning it but I'm just saying it shouldn't make national news. That's all. You know how many times I've taken pictures after a show and had a girl put her hand on my ass? Not once in 32 years.

We have some more examples of this. This happens a lot. Here's some other ones from around the world. It's a dream environment for any fan of the world. For any fan of the world. See? Like a true Latina, she smiled through it and goes, yeah, not only did that guy kiss me, he got a handful of titty. Let's rewind and take a look. That's wrong. That is frigging wrong. You're going to do that. You might as well use both hands and get your money's worth. that is friggin wrong you're gonna do that you might as well use both hands and get your money's work look at this guy look at this psycho no that's you know that's that's too that's too much you know but again i guarantee you over there in latinaland you what country is this razz

newark new jersey uh the point being um i bet you it wasn't fucking national. You ever watch the El Telemundo and shit? The weather girls are in like fucking... They're in their underwear and bra doing weather. So they can't cry about it. I'm just saying. But you can't grab a lady's boob like that, especially on TV. You're going to get identified.

We have another example. This third one. It's allowing people to focus on the fun, on the music, on the bro. Okay. That was not appropriate. Reporter Sarah. Yeah, you look very upset. See how her brain kicked in.

All the shit that the feminists with the handlebar mustaches have piled it into her head. That was inappropriate. She's got a smile on her face. Because I've got to be honest with you, honey, you're not that hot. You're pretty. You should drop a few. Oh, Nick, that's a horrible thing to say. That's horrible. I can't believe

you just said that about that fucking woman. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. No, she'll eat half of it. Look, she's very pretty. And again, again, these are fucking considered assault now and stuff. Do you see where the feminists, the fucking post-modern feminist movement

has taken us? They want us all to just fucking not touch anybody because they can't get touched. Anyways, and I don't condone it, but I'm just saying, for the love of Pete. We got another one. Oh, yeah, this one.

This this is a male reporter who was assaulted, but it wasn't. Now you're good. Blackest guy in the world that Thursday here at Augusta High School that led to Chris Woods death. The fuck is that? I'm dying. It's fucking country as fucked up town. death. I came cleanly. You know why this is so funny? It's not even the fly in the mouth. When he's doing his reporting, he's doing a white voice, basically. And when the fly goes in his mouth, he kicks into his urban. Motherfucker.

Raz, now you're black. That is the blackest guy I've ever seen. Yeah. Is it? Yes. And you know why? They get the poor guy out in 103 degree weather in a suit.

But Jesus Christ. It should say Goodyear on the back of his... Mother of God. He makes Flav of Flav look like he's fucking, you know, biracial. Mother... Can we just see that again real quick? Okay.

What really happened on that Thursday? What really happened on that Thursday? This one with the white voice. The fuck is that? Shit! Okay. All right. He goes from Tom Brokaw to fucking...

He goes from Tom Brokaw to fucking... Goes from Tom Brokaw to Richard Pryor in like two seconds. James Brown. Oh, mama. Anyways. Hey, more gay stories. What do I tell you about this show again transgender and gay people make up about.001% of the world

population but we have 8 stories a week about them and you say well you're choosing them no I have no choice they're in the national news they're on websites that you know you respect even the mob now is being tainted by the PC you know the gay movement whatever PC You know, the gay movement

Whatever that means This is the gay movement Oh, I can't Motherfucker Let's get the fuck out of this fucking country ass shit I'm burning up in here You are too, Raz Italian mob ready to embrace gay members Oh, I'm burning up in here. You are too, Raz.

Italian mob ready to embrace gay members. Oh, for the love of Pete. You know why this is, though? You came a little quick with that, Raz. I was getting to it. But no, that was good. What the fuck is up there? You know, this has happened. They have been gay mobsters and shit, which they don't.

You know why? They used to care, the old school Carlo Gambino and shit. And do you know why they killed gay mobsters back then? They believed if you were weak enough to suck a dick, you'd be weak enough to spill the beans in court. You'd do anything. A guy could make you. Even with pussy, Raz.

There's an episode on The Sopranos about Uncle Junior supposedly going down on a woman. She kept asking him to do that. And he wouldn't. And she said, what is that about you guys? Because they believe if you're weak enough to lick pussy, you'll lick anything.

It was a real thing. You talk about alpha male horseshit. But that's Vito. And that's Ben Stiller. Not in the scene. That's just It was a real thing. You talk about alpha male horseshit. But that's Vito, if you guys, and that's Ben Stiller. Not in the scene. That's just Ben Stiller at home having breakfast. Two different shows. Look at Vito in his fucking outfit.

Oh, my God. Help me. I suck cock, and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Oh, big deal. As long as you're making us money. See, that's the true mobster. They don't give a... Vito was a good earner on the Sopranos,

and that's the bottom line with mobsters. Maybe not back in the day, but you're not going to whack a guy who's bringing in a couple hundred grand a month or whatever. That's a lot of scatol, as they say. A star prosecutor in Italy has revealed the mafia is now open to gay men and even has a drag queen in their midst.

The mafia has evolved along with society. Nicola Gratteri said, and an anti-mafia investigator in Calabria told the Times of London, gays can be accepted now, even as foot soldiers, as long as those feet aren't covered with pumps. So long as they don't parade it in public. The inspector claims to have intercepted passionate letters

between a crime boss and a young lieutenant and has eavesdropped on phone conversations revealing many mafia foot soldiers who enjoy transvestite bars. One of the crime family members is living as a drag queen under the name Lady Godiva. Is this true? Oh. Previously, mobsters risked being murdered if they were even suspected of being gay. This gives no meaning to the words, I'll blow your brains out.

It undermines their image of themselves as tough, virile guys. Grotteri said of the previously homophobic. Yeah, it does. Sorry. This is Jimmy the cocksucker soprano. Getting new nicknames. Billy the ball licker Graziano. Hey, Tommy Taint Licker.

He owes me 10 grand. What the fuck's going on here? I left 10 dimes on the table. This guy's sucking a prick. I heard he greased the union boss. I heard he greased the union boss. In 1992, New Jersey mob boss John... Can you turn this down a little? Is it my mic?

I'm getting a little test. Right there. Leave it right there. There you go. I think that might have been it. Sorry. This is on me, folks. We don't do sound tests.

The flag keeps falling. Goddamn terrorists. me, folks. We don't do sound tests. The flag keeps falling. Goddamn terrorists. 1992, New Jersey mob boss Johnny Boy D'Amato, head of the DiCablocante family. You know who that is? That's what the Sopranos is based on, the DiCablocante family. He was shot dead by one of his own soldiers. it emerged. He was a homosexual That's just not fair was the guy a good earner for the love of Pete why all the hate, huh? Why why? Doesn't matter Anyways that's coming from Italy, though.

I think the fucking mob bosses over here are still more old school than Italy. You know, Europe is always ahead of us as far as sexually. You know what I mean? They're more liberal and shit. So it would only make sense that even the mob over there. Hey, did you hear Tony Fat Salami? Now they're like, well, why is his Tony Fat Salami? Now they're like, what is his name, Fat Salami?

Does he like gabagool? Is he gonna, what the fuck? Hey, Joey Brejo, I saw him with your cousin David last night. What kinds of shit going on? Boy, is it hot in here. I'm sweating like fucking i don't know joe biden at a fucking girl scout convention i don't know people hate jokes like that and so do i what do i show next i was going to do this uh video of this left-wing black woman just really calling for fucking the killing of white people. I'll skip that.

But let's go to the Sacramento State. That's a school, Sacramento State. An alleged leftist and LGBT activist. What else? At a California State University, Sacramento, appeared to assault a black conservative student on video. Can you imagine you catch a black conservative student on a college campus on video?

That's more rare than catching like Bigfoot. Before shouting. Here's the clip. Look at this kid. Pause. Just pause. First of all, look at him. He represents the LGBT. This guy just represents the Democrat Party, this kid, with his little tight jeans. Look, he's getting his phone out because that's the weapon of choice.

Okay? And watch how angry and how shrill he gets because he's confused. He's in college. His hair's receding. He's confused about his sexuality. And he sees a black conservative, which is enough to send anybody who votes that way crazy. Do you want to talk to Tom Carroll about this? I'm happy to go. There's nothing wrong with this. There's nothing wrong with this.

Watch how he throws a punch. What have I done? Grab your peepee. Look, he's touching his clit. Whoa, that is not okay. That is not okay. Lashing out like a little girl. Look, he's touching his clit. Lashing out like a little girl. Let that gay rage out. Let out that gay rage. Oh, that was a good left hand. There's the black conservative. He looked like J.J. Walker with glasses. Do we have the part of the woman trying to calm him down? It's all

right. The woman, some fat woman comes over and is trying to calm down the black conservative guy who just got punched in the face. She's like, calm down. He's like, I'm calm. What are you coming to me for? That's how much an enemy conservatives are on college campuses. They made him out to like to be the fucking bad guy. Did you see the gay rage in that kid? His father hates

his guts. Maybe his mother hates his guts. Okay? Disgraziati. What he should do is go over to Italy and sign up for the mob they have no problem guys like that he's willing to whack somebody even though it's like this I suck car and I love it yummy yummy yummy that is just that is just a snapshot of what goes on on college campuses. Your mom goes to college. She does. But it gets a little more interesting, this story. Sacramento State Police arrived on the scene where both Johnson, he's the black conservative, and Hill claimed to have filed reports.

The newspaper added that Hill, the gay guy, later apologized for lunging at Floyd's phone, but insisted his attack was not without provocation. And now here's the school dean, the president weighing in. I'm deeply disturbed and appalled to learn that there was a fistfight on campus today between students. Really? You disturbed and appalled? You should be disturbed and appalled at how that guy threw a punch. And he was committing a hate crime against a black conservative. That's what should be bugging you. That's the university president, Robert Nelson, in an email. Today's incident in no way reflects, here it comes, Sacramento state values. Violence on our campus will not be tolerated unless it's leftist Antifa knocking

out a conservative speaker. Then we have no problem with that whatsoever. Johnson told Breitbart, he's the black conservative kid, that Friday's incident was not Hill's first time attempting to physically strike conservative students and shared a March 2019 video which appears to show Hill in a similar confrontation. With regard to Friday's incident, Johnson told Bright Bright News that the confrontation had stemmed from a Facebook post Hill had made which read, so this gay guy puts this up on Facebook about an article that the black kid put up. That article is a bunch of biased crap. I hope that kid on your page dies of whatever cancer they have. Hill's comments are allegedly in response to a Facebook post containing a pro-life article.

Ooh. As well as a reference to a friend's child who's battling cancer. Could you get any more fucking hateful? He's wishing a kid with cancer dies. Because he's confused about his sexuality. Hateful little fuck. Sometimes bullying is good. Here's where I'm pro-bullying.

That kid should be bullied the rest of his life as an adult. Nick, that's horrible. I know I'm horrible. Anyways, Johnson added that Hill cursed at him the following day in class

where after Johnson told him not to talk to my friends like that in reference to Hill's social media posts. So that's what started the whole thing. And you know what? He should be filing hate crimes. Whatever. Whatever they do to you know, whatever they do to guys on the

right when they get out of hand. Boy, did that make me angry. I'm going to save these other things because I can't talk again about transgender today. I'm going to go out and buy a bra for myself if I do. I can't talk again about transgender today. I'm going to go out and buy a bra for myself if I do. I just can't do it. I'll get to these tomorrow.

A left-winger admits demographics are destiny. In other words, the more black people in the state, the better chance. Walmart apologizes for a winter sweater. It has Santa and cocaine on it. That's about as original premise as Canada gets. And look, we have a little Meet Marvel's First Transgender Hero, a 12-year-old mighty Rebecca.

Raz says that has to be a little boy because if it's transgender, she's like a cute little girl. I don't mean in a fucking Epstein way. I'm just saying she's... Raz, you still think that's a little boy? I know the story makes it sound, but there's no way. Really?

It'd be funny if the camera went down, she had a giant schlong in her fucking sweats, and me and you just started fucking fainting. Anyway, all right. That is it. What a Monday show. We came out of the gate swinging. Did we not? It's how I feel. Don't forget NickDip.com and don't forget TheComicsGym.com. That's my manager's new website, which I will be a part of, and a lot of other comics, okay, that he's putting together, and it's going to be great. You can watch guys try new stuff and whatever.

It's, whenever Tommy does it, it's done right. And it'll be a landing place for this show when I get booted after talking about Rebecca tomorrow, being a fucking guy slash girl. I don't know. Anyways, remember, you guys think it, I will say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you guys on Patreon.com tomorrow. Who subscribed to this show? You all should. Talk to you later. Bye-bye. guitar solo guitar solo