The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Fascist Antifascists

Episode Date: August 7, 2018

Antifa overruns Portland. Fake News media on its heels. And new NFL rule gets its first test run.

Hey, it's Monday. A muggy, shitty... Really, I feel like I'm in Vietnam. How are you, folks? Welcome to the show. Dirty Monday. We have a new phone number. Let me get that out right away. It's no longer 888. It's now 833-599-NICK. 833-599-6425.

Why the change? Well, I was trying to save myself a little money. The other company was porking me right in the ass. I think I explained that on a previous show. They said, unlimited, and then they sent a bill saying, you're almost at your cap. And I said, cap this, you fucking dink. And then they sent a bill saying, you're almost at your cap. And I said, cap this, you fucking dink. That's how I talk to people in customer service who try to fuck me in the ass.

No need for niceties. Hi, how are you? Yes, I didn't notice on my bill. You're fucking me in the ass. And I'm changing companies. Well, what could we do to make nothing? You're lying sexist shit. Okay, so fucking die in your sleep. Thank you sleep thank you 888 no 833-599-6425 tonight uh tour dates at

nickdip.com but i'll read them anyways kill some time tonight the comedy seller the original comedy seller on mcdougall street haven't been down there on that stage, I got to say, two and a half years. Three, maybe? I don't know. It's where I spent every night of my life for about 20 years. And after a while, it feels like you're staying back in school.

It's like, okay, enough of this shit already. Watching people come in that are unknown, like Aziz Ansari and Amy Schumer, and all of a sudden, they're playing Madison Square Garden. So I'm not sitting at this table anymore. It's the room in the toilet. So that's tonight and tomorrow night

I'm there, McDougal Street, the Comedy Cellar. Wednesday night, right around the corner on the Village Underground, part of the Comedy Cellar. Saturday, September 1st, the Fat Black Pussycat. Right around the corner also. Saturday, September 8th, the Fat Black Pussycat. Then Friday and Saturday, September 14th

and 15th, Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. One of my favorite gigs. Friday, September 21, Orpheum Theater, Flagstaff, Arizona. Saturday, September 29th, the fat black pussycat, New York City. Come on out and support live comedy, could you? It's not going to be around much longer for guys like me if you've been reading the news. What's on the show today?

All kinds of stuff. We got Alex Jones being banned from Apple, YouTube, and Spotify, and Google, and everywhere else because apparently he doesn't fit what they think is, you know, they call him a hater. It's coming, folks. It's coming. And I'll tie that in with a movie I saw this weekend,

Death of a Nation, Dinesh D'Souza's movie. It was tremendous. I knew most of what was in it because I sort of study a little bit of this shit. But I'll talk about that in a few minutes. It was really great. And I suggest Meryl Streep and Robert De niro and all the other fucking movie stars who love film go out and see it and see what you're supporting you dumb fucks all right a lot of cursing today i guess we won't

be monetizing this one huh well what's the point of the internet i get in trouble on satellite radio now i'm on the internet why don't you just put me in a corner in my bedroom? I'm getting damn close, actually. What else? Excuse me. Also, a lot on Antifa. They were in Berkeley yesterday, Portland last weekend, Portland this weekend. They're called Antifa, anti-fascist.

And what they are is, it's hilarious. They, anti-fascist. And what they are is, it's hilarious. They're anti-fascist. And they go, if you don't agree with us, we'll bash your head in and fucking rape your daughter. You fascist. That's what they think. It's priceless. Irony at a base level.

Red Sox, I'm not going to get too cocky, but we'll touch on them after what they did to the Yankees. And the NFL Hall of Fame game, they're still trying to make it the faggiest fucking league in the world. Now, if you put on your helmet and it's pointing towards somebody, you get a $200 fine. And if you drop your helmet and hit somebody in the foot, you're kicked out of the league for a year and a half. It is hilarious what they're in the foot. You're kicked out of the league for a year and a half. It is hilarious. They're ruining the greatest... Oh, it's another takedown of what we love, what's American, and

it's all intertwined. 833-599-6425. Ryan, let's say hello to Ryan the Twinks. Ryan and Jason, a couple of young white fellas. There they are. I can see Ryan was at the beach again today. I was outside doing yard work all day.

With what, a beekeeper's outfit on? Jesus Christ. He looked like Keith Richards when he had a blood transplant. You make fucking... You make fucking Jason look like Manu Bull.

I mean, look at... It's because he's bright red. He's a little red. He blushes easy. But good to have you. What did you guys do this weekend? Anything? I know what you did, Ryan.

We're going to play right. Ryan had a date, and the girl showed up at his apartment a little fucked up. I don't know. I was, I don't know. Apparently, she had like three O'Douls, but she couldn't handle her booze. And it really, it reminds me when I smoke pot. Let's take a look at Ryan's date showing up. Ryan, you should be clicking that thing as I'm

fucking setting it up, you pale son of a bitch. On drugs. Tell me what's wrong. What's wrong? Looking for Ryan. What's wrong? I'm getting hot. You know what? I'm not going. She's going. No, I'm not going. I never said no. I'm going to the door. I don't want to.

Looking for Ryan. She has to be on Flocka. Whoa, she's going to bang him. Yeah, she's on Flocka. Has to be Flocka. My mom was scared. Shut up. No, no, no bleeding.

She just looks like she's on Flocka. She's not on Flocka. She's on Diet Pepsi. So I'm guessing you got laid, Ryan. She looked like she was in the mode. Does anybody shoot anything in portrait anymore? No, everyone takes their phone and they hold it up. They don't understand.

That's how fucking ignorant. I mean, I'm completely retarded when it comes to it. Even after watching while i was gonna say world star hip hop or whatever it is every one of their videos is the same way it's the same way it's fucking ignorant people that don't know what they're doing they're beating the shit out of each other this brought you by rum yum yum i gotta go into the fucking city a couple hours from now it's about i'd say 117 humidity up here in the woods where it never gets humid. I can't wait.

I can't wait to get down on fucking 3rd Street in the village where even November, it's like 96, just because of the humanity. Place makes me sick. Only neighborhood you see guys 40 years old on skateboards with book bags and shit. They make me want to shit blood. Anyways, let's get to it. Fly, fly, fly. old on skateboards with book bags and shit. They make me want to shit blood. Anyways.

Let's get to it. Fly. Yeah, real quickly. Facebook and Apple, YouTube, Spotify. They banned Alex Jones. You know him from InfoWars. There he is. Nice looking fella.

Look, the guy's a conspiracy theorist. Some of his shit, I'm like, this guy is fucking totally insane and nuts. Like the hook shit i think he's really out there um but that's not the point is it and that's not even why they're banning him from uh it's coming folks the zuckerbergs the jack dorsey's of the world that run twitter and facebook and shit uh they're the ones who are going to decide what's hate and what's not and i saw death of a nation and it explained it beautifully what did i do in my i'll get to that in a second uh how hitler and everybody else every other the fascists in the world the first thing that goes is free speech but yeah uh all

but one of the uh well this is facebook apple youtube spotify this is them uh this is what they have to say to Alex Jones. What was that? He's not going to shut up. All but one of the major content platforms have banned the American conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the company's race to act in the wake of Apple's decision to remove five podcasts by Jones and his InfoWars website. By the way, I was on InfoWars. I was interviewed by none other than Roger Stone. You know who he is?

The very flamboyant, eccentric. He was one of Trump's right-hand guys, and he interviewed me. He loved my radio show on Sirius. He was actually subpoenaed to testify before Congress about Julian Assange and the WikiLeaks and all that other shit. So I love that he interviewed me on InfoMorse. But the point being is Facebook unpublished four pages run by Jones for repeated violations of community standards.

Community standards. Let's quit pretending we're a community. Facebook covers what? Three billion people? It's hardly a fucking community. It's half the planet. I'm sick of the word community. Aren't you fellas?

From the white community? A little bit? YouTube terminated Jones' account over him repeatedly appearing in videos despite being subject to a 90-day ban from the website. Yeah, I'm sure that's why. Ostensibly that's why. Ostensibly, that's why.

And Spotify removed the entirety of one of Jones' podcasts for hate content. Nice to know people that run Spotify are going to decide what's hateful and what's not. It's coming, folks. Civil war is on the rise. Following that suspension, a Facebook spokesperson said, and we should believe them right because more content from the same pages has been reported to us upon review we have taken it down for glorifying violence which violates what folks our graphic violence policy in using dehumanizing language here's where we get to the core. This is really why they're banning them. Using dehumanizing language

to describe people who are transgender, Muslims, and immigrants, which violates our hate speech policies. Hey, you know, I get a question, and I understand corporations have, it's a corporation, and they make the rules, and if you don't want to play

by the corporation's rules that you're working under under that they can do this But at what point does the corporations was trump the First Amendment and I'll say it again There's no such thing as fucking hate speech. Okay, that was created so they can do shit like this Okay, fucking Hitler did it Start banning speech now I see Alex Jones, some of him, he seems fucking insane, but that's so what? So what?

I don't care how he refers to Muslims and immigrants and LGBT. That's fucking free speech. Okay? I know. Well, Google doesn't want it on their platform. Okay, but where does it stop? The slippery slope. Un-fucking- believable we are headed

for disaster the spokesman noted that despite the focus on jones roland spreading conspiracy theories around events such as 9 11 attacks and sandy hook school shooting none of the violations that spurred today's removals were related to this it was it was about him know, using what they call, hey, are we going to let the Zuckerbergs of the world, the fucking little nerdy people who were bullied, and I brought this up, I think, on Tough Crowd 15 years ago, whenever we went off the air, 12 years ago, that what they do is anything they disagree with, they call hate. I remember calling somebody out on Tough Crowd.

Anything they disagree with, they label, you're a hater. That was the term back then. You're a hater. No matter what, whether you're talking baseball, fucking the weather. I like it in the winter. Well, I love the summer, so you're a hater. It's coming to fruition. But Google, Facebook, they have too much power.

Break these fuckers up into a million little pieces. I'd be nervous if I was Zuckerberg or Dorsey or whatever. I'd really be fucking nervous. Because I'm hoping somebody's going to stand up and say enough is enough. But, you know, I'm just saying. I should go to, yeah, let me dovetail into death of a nation I went to see it that was Dinesh D'Souza's movie that opened uh this weekend and it was based on his book the big lie I forget

the title of the book uh but went up to uh I don't go to the movies unless I can find a theater in the middle of nowhere with less than four people in it. And I did just that up in. That's how I am. I'm always sitting behind. I'm sitting in front of the guy that's eating broken glass. I had a theory about movie food. Replace it with quiet food. Replace the popcorn with string beans.

Cooked. I don't want no crunch in it. No fucking. And no milk duds. Anyways, me and the wife went up and saw it. It was Fishkill or one of those kills way up in northern Westchester. Perfect. We walk in.

There's three people in the theater. So I don't know if he had a big opening. I didn't read about any of your numbers on Drudge. Let's show the trailer to Death of a Nation. Lincoln was elected to unite a country and stop slavery. Democrats smeared him, went to war against him,

assassinated him. Now their target is Trump. America was never good! Slavery, genocide, and war! Donald Trump wins the presidency. So help me God. They say he's killing America. There will be a vote.

Ah, shut it. They say he's a racist. This was a white lash. And a fascist. Who are the real racists? The Northern Democrats had conspired together with Southern Democrats to take away the fruit of other people's labor. Who are the real fascists? That was Harry Reid.

Both Mussolini and Hitler set up and ran welfare states. This was done by the do-gooders, the liberals, the people who wanted to improve society. Which party attacks our free speech? How dare you speak against the villa? Our religious... Meeting Zuckerberg. And our personal safety. A nation dies when its people are not free.

We too must fight for freedom. Nancy Pelosi at the last DNC convention. Regardless of the price we pay. An end in terror is preferable to a terror with no end. The stakes could not be higher. We're talking about America, the greatest nation on Earth. Lincoln saved America for the first time. Lincoln saved America for the first time.

It's now up to us to save America a second time. Hey! It was good. It was very good. And he talks about how Lincoln was in the same position like as Trump. He had to stand up and do what he thought was right. He was catching all kinds of shit from everybody and all kinds of flack. And they wanted to take him out, and eventually they did. That was kind of creepy when they show Wilkes Booth.

So that's no exaggeration. But the whole movie connects who the real fascists are and the real racists and how they've turned it around. It was always the Democrats. They were the party of the Ku Klux Klan. And FDR was a big fan of Mussolini. He saw how things were running in Italy under Mussolini and sent his guys over there. They thought it was, and came back, and then, and,

bingo. He started implementing these plans, and there's a funny scene, there's a funny scene where they do a recreation, obviously, but they show Nazis, and this actually took place. They were trying to decide,

right before they were going to make Jews the scapegoats for the Holocaust, they were sitting around, the Nazis arguing, well, how do we decide who's a Jew? Do both the parents have to be Jewish? And they looked to the Klan and the Southern Democrats in the United States who had this one drop theory. If you had one drop of black in you, that meant you were black. That was too radical for the fucking Nazis. had one drop of black in you that meant you were black that was too radical for the fucking nazis the progressive movement in the united states back then was too radical for the nazis

and uh woodrow wilson woodrow wilson was a big uh fan of uh birth of a nation if you've seen that film and he showed it to his cabinet members and they went they went out and and and uh you know they turned urban areas into plantation states putting people went out and and and uh you know they turned urban areas into plantation states putting people on welfare and whatnot and and uh it's just unbelievable who the real racists are the people that are calling you a bigot and a fucking racist and it's all documented he does a lot better job than uh you know michael fucking fatso more um but uh it was really interesting i suggest you go he connects the dots and he's very you know, Michael fucking Fatso Moore. But it was really interesting.

I suggest you go. He connects the dots, and he's very concise about it. And it was good. Like I said, I was worried there was only five people there. Again, I'm in a town called. No, I think it was a Peekskill. I mix up my kills. Fish kill peak skill it's a bunch of kills up there right fella fish goes a little farther north than peak skill seems more reasonable

yeah it was about uh well anyways that's the only way I'll go see a movie but go see it and see who the real fascists and fucking racists are and Hitler was writing love letters to margaret sanger the the fucking uh you know eugenics genius who wanted to you know control the population through abortion especially the minority population uh and and hitler and and a few other fascists got their ideas from they were writing her fucking love letters. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. And then the left was smart enough to say, all this shit that they're calling us on, and rightly so, we're going to turn it around, which they did.

Because they grabbed hold of all the institutions, whether it was education or television, Hollywood. And they got a hold of all that, the mainstream media. And I think it was Hitler or one of Hitler's henchmen that said, oh, I think it was a guy named Gentile. There was an Italian guy in prison who was like a real Marxist. And he said, I think it was him. He said, you know, if you tell a lie, a big lie, often enough people will believe it, which Hitler grabbed onto. And that's all the fucking left is doing in this country.

That's all they're doing. They've been labeling Republicans racist and bigots since I was in high school. Reagan was a fucking Nazi. It's the same shit. Unfortunately, there's enough dumb people that buy that because they get all their news from the fucking mainstream media and whatnot. Go see the movie is the bottom line. It was really frigging good.

It was tremendous. Go see it high like I did. I smoked a bit. No. I'm kidding. I didn't do that. But he does good work. Dinesh.

I've seen him on Bill Maher a few times I believe. So I wonder if he'll have him on for this. But I suggest again that you Hollywood people are big film buffs. I've seen him on Bill Maher a few times, I believe. So I wonder if he'll have him on for this. But I suggest, again, that you Hollywood people are big film buffs. I know you, Kathy Griffin, you wouldn't wander in and fucking maybe learn something. She is the

dumbest broad on the planet. I look at her fucking tweets and I just want to, I wish her head was holding her head covered in fucking feces and vomit. And I used to like her. I mean, every time we met in L.A., you know, she was nice enough to me, but I can see it was all a facade now.

Let's go to, hey, let's go to, where the fuck is my mouse head? Jimmy in Kentucky wants to talk about censorship. Jimmy, welcome to the show. How are you? I'm doing show. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you doing? I love the show, Nick. Thank you, Jim.

Yeah, I was watching a rerun. I'm watching you on YouTube, and I was watching a rerun show, and Don A was pretty much saying the same thing. But I want to ask you, what do you think, as far as where freedom of speech is becoming not very popular. I mean, they get to say whatever they want to say, but when we say what we want to say, it becomes racist and bigoted and things of that nature. Why do you think that's happening, and when do you think it started?

Well, I don't know when it started, but I know why it's happening. All the people that control, whether you're talking about the mainstream media or now the Internet, social media, which is even bigger because it gets all the young dumb fucks who buy into this. All those people that run those, the Googles of the world and the Facebooks, they're all fucking lefties. They're all hardcore Hillary fans, and they're doing just what fucking Hitler did. The first thing that went was, and it always is before fascism sets in, is censorship and they crush any dissent. And that's all that's happening right now.

That's what you're watching. It's in slow motion. And Dinesh said that the right labels it as political correctness, but that's kind of an innocuous term. It's more insidious than that. So, but, you know, I don't, here's the question, Jimmy. I don't know how, and I asked somebody this, how did the libs, how did they get their claws into the media first?

And I asked a guy from the Media Research Center, which is kind of a, and I don't remember his answer, so it must not have been that compelling. I was filling in for Dennis Miller. But that's why it's taken hold. I mean, they run television, they run Hollywood, they control the message. And now Facebook, Google, all these elitist a-holes that lean left in their politics are going to tell you and me what we can and can't say, and they're going to label anything that

they disagree with you as hate. And, you know, that's it. That's bullshit. I think it's all these goddamn Zuckerbergs. Jimmy, say that again. Jimmy, say that again. I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn Zuckerbergs. No, stop with bullshit.

It's bullshit. You sound like Larry the Cable Guy. All right, Jimmy. White power. Thanks for the call, buddy. White power. White power. Now you're getting cocoa.

I'm not with that white power shit either. Don't get cocoa. White power. That's Don't get Coco. White power. That's the big fucking myth. But do you know the Nazis literally were taking their cues from the Klan on how the Klan was doing shit? And their plantations and stuff? And Lincoln's big beef wasn't about race and black and white.

What his big beef was as far as slavery goes, he said, you toil and work all day and then I take the benefits and the rewards. That's what was under his skin. It wasn't about race. That's the first point they make in the movie, which is true. And I'm so sick of hearing that, you know, what's his name is an authoritarian Trump. hearing that, you know, what's his name? He's an authoritarian Trump. Like Dinesh D'Souza said, if that was true,

he wouldn't be getting reamed every day in the mainstream media. He'd shut it down, wouldn't he? Yes, he would. So go see it and see who the real evil fucks are. And this show is all about that because it dovetails right into what's going on in Portland this weekend and Berkeley. But before we do

that, I want to take a little breather. Here's a little something to cleanse your palate. As you know, I'm from the Boston area. And Yankees came to town five and a half down, and they were looking to close the gap to one and a half. And, well, they call it the last weekend in New England. And I have never enjoyed, it's the first time I've masturbated during a ball game. Well, when I was home.

I did it at the park once, but it was under the bleaches. Well, I'm telling you. Ever watch Girls' Supper? Let's show a few highlights from the weekend real quick. Swing and a bouncing ball to deep. Third backhanded by Andujar. Long throw and drop. And here comes Jackie Bradley.

And he scores the tag in red. Here comes Renda. He scores. And Andrew Benintendi sends us in the Red Sox. Our nine and a half up on the Yankees. I don't want to get too cocky. I'll be honest with you. No, that was tremendous.

I was hoping for the... They blew it in the ninth. It was the ninth inning. Chapman had a meltdown. He got the first guy, walked a couple, and then all hell broke loose. And yes, I realize there was no Aaron Judge, who I absolutely love, by the way. Blasphemous to say as a Red Sox. And no Sanchez.

And I'll be honest with you. I don't want to meet the fucking Yankees in the playoffs. As great as this was and shit, because in a short series, you know what can happen. But I had to get that out there because my radio agent, Tony Burton, is a super Yankees fan and he was texting me. He went up there to see the ball game, took his kids instead of me. That's a typical agent. Who's more important?

Your kids putting fucking potatoes on the table? Wait a minute, I'm not actually making any money for him. I'm doing this on my own. He got me the serious... Well, I got myself the serious gig, but he signed the contract and that's when they get their cut. But he actually took me to see the

Red Sox clinch against the Cardinals in 2013, so I have to... You know. I just thought I'd throw that in there but I know enough not to get too cocky like I said because once the Yankees get fucking healthy blah blah

blah but we're not healthy they saw no Chris Sale we have no Pedroia Bogarts missed the first game I'm just saying we're the best team in baseball one of the best in the history like let's go let's go to a Kevin in Maryland. Says his family was affected by the left and communism in Europe.

Very interesting. Kev, how are you? I'm doing okay, Nick. I'm doing okay. I'm just a little concerned with what's going on here. The way I look at it is this. They're coming around with this. Hey, socialism.

We haven't really tried it. It's never been done correctly. That is like going up to a black person and saying, hey, slavery is really great. That before, it wasn't done correctly. We'll do it right this time. It's like going up to a Jew and saying, Nazism is great. It'll be great for you. We just haven't done it right.

When I hear them talk about socialism like this, it makes me insane. Yeah, you're kind of right. I mean, they took their cues. Like I said, in this movie, Dinesh points out that they were taking their cues from like Southern Democrats and Northern Democrats

conspired as far as the slavery thing. But the Nazis were taking their cues from the Ku Klux Klan. And you're right. The first thing they do is put everybody on a welfare state. That way they can control you. It's so obvious. I'm so tired of pointing this shit out.

I don't know how. And people go, you got to look at both sides. One side. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be so fucking right leaning right now. But one side is so off their fucking rocker. And you said your family was affected by this in Europe, Kev? Well, yeah.

My family was driven out of Albania, okay? Lucky you. They fought the Nazis. Yeah, I know, right? They fought the Nazis. The Nazis burned down my family's farm, and then the communists came along, and they tried to kill my grandparents. Right.

And, you know, I mean, these guys are no joke. I mean, they will make everybody equal. They will make everybody equally dead. Equally dead, exactly. They won't be happy until we're all, you know, wearing the same clothes, and they're in control of us, controlling our wages and everything else. And it's the fuck, like I said this weekend, you have so much evidence of that, what's going on in Portland and Antifa,

which I love the name, anti-fascist. They are the fucking, the progressives, the Nazis in Europe were taking their cues from the progressives in America. I mean, go see the movie. You'll love it. Thanks for the call, Kev. I appreciate it. Yeah.

833-599-6425 is the phone number. And I'll get to, well, I guess Antifa, you know, they were all over the place this weekend. They were in Berkeley yesterday. But before that, last week, where's the goddamn, I had it, I had it here. I had the, we have it. I don't know, I had one about them being in Berkeley. Maybe I didn't print it out. I don't know.

It doesn't matter. I don't know. I had one about them being in Berkeley. Maybe I didn't print it out. I don't know. It doesn't matter. But the headlines, Anarchy Breaks Out in Portland with a Mayor's Blessing.

This was from last week when they targeted the ICE office in Portland. For more than five weeks, as many as 200 people had occupied the site to demand ICE's immediate abolition. Now they're gone, but a community is left reeling. A mob surrounded ICE's immediate abolition. Now they're gone, but a community is left reeling. A mob surrounded ICE's office

in southwest Portland on June 19th. They barricaded the exits, blocked the driveway. They sent guards, in quotes, to patrol the doors, trapping workers inside. At night, they laid on the street, stopping traffic at Critical Junction

near a hospital. Police stayed away. And here's the quote. At this time time i'm denying your request for additional resources the portland police bureau's deputy chief robert day wrote to federal officers pleading for help hours later the remaining ice workers were finally evacuated by a small federal police team the facility shut down for more than a week signs called ice employees nazis and white supremacists others accused them of uh

this is just so ironic it's hilarious in other words if you don't agree with our part we're gonna fucking we're gonna surround your building trap you inside if you don't agree with our politics others accused them of running a concentration camp and demanded open borders and prosecution of ice agents along wall, vandals wrote the names of ICE staff, encouraging others to publish their private information online. Federal workers were defenseless. An ICE officer who asked that his name not be published told me one of his colleagues, meaning the guy who wrote this article, was trailed in a car and confronted when he went to pick his daughter up from summer camp. Later, people showed up at his house.

Another had his name and photo plastered on flyers outside his home, accusing him of being went to pick his daughter up from summer camp later people showed up at his house another had his name and photo plastered on flyers outside his home accusing him of being part of the uh gestapo problem you're the fucking problem you fucking dr y onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm telling you h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground i promise you not this time and here's where it gets real interesting. Where was the police? Ordered away by Democrat mayor, Democratic mayor Ted Wheeler, who doubles as police commissioner. I smell shit on my upper lip. I do not want the Portland police to be engaged or sucked into a conflict, particularly from a federal agency that I believe is on the wrong track, he tweeted. If ICE is looking for a bailout from this mayor, they're looking in the wrong place.

This cocksucker took an oath when he became mayor and got into politics to protect the citizens and whatnot. This guy should be in fucking jail. Trump or Sessions, get off your ass, Sessions, and do something. This is the fucking, this is, as my buddy said said who was a cop for 30 years and now a lawyer this is the law giving the law the finger and this that's what happens in like third world countries and that's when ship begins to crumble if you're not nervous you're not paying attention listen to some of the shit they did and this was last week i'm not even getting to

what they did when they when they met with a so-called alt-right this weekend. But Stuart Lindquist, the ICE facility's 79-year-old landlord, visited his property on June 21st. The political powers in the city, he said, in Portland have stopped the police from doing what they normally do. A mob surrounded his car, pounded on his windows.

His home address appeared online later on it's fucking this is unbelievable and Republicans are the fascists and Randy Glary listen to this a 52 year old artist and long time resident was photographing the camp when he said a group of occupiers knocked his camera into his face

Charles Williams a 62 year old man who lived across the street said someone threatened to stab him with an AIDS infected needle from his balcony he saw thugs being uh begin masks they had masks on so you know they're doing shit above the law um lisa lennard listen to this one this is the one that got me 53 year old disabled resident said occupiers hit her on the head disabled her electric wheelchair and lifted her in the air when she complained about loud drumming. She called the police who took a statement

but made no arrests. So Ted Wheeler, you fucking cum stain you. How this guy, whatever. You can do anything you want if you're on that side of the aisle, whether it's fucking hillary or this guy defying federal law not protecting people because you're putting politics ahead of you the citizens you're supposed to protect jizz bag

did i have a clip for that go ahead go ahead run it i stand with those who are opposed to the forced separation of children from their parents i've consistently stated that i do not want the portland police bureau engaged in securing federal property that houses a federal agency with its own federal police force is that what? By the way, the whole thing about separating kids from family, didn't Trump, right after that happened, the zero tolerance thing, pass an executive order that wouldn't allow that to happen?

This guy, he's a fucking rogue mayor. You thought Sarah Palin went rogue? This guy's giving the finger to the federal government and everything? Where's Jeff Sessions, you little fucking midget? Who are the fascists? Let's go to Nick in Detroit.

I had a Berkeley article. Nick can fill us in. Nick, what's going on? Hey, how you doing nicky boy pretty good um i guess yeah these uh so-called anti-fascists stormed berkeley uh the campuses at berkeley and then they uh they broke into like army recruiters offices and all types of shit yeah marines they also stormed this rush yeah marina yeah marine office they also stormed this rush yeah Marina yeah marine office they also stormed Candace Candace Oh or not Candace Owens I don't know if you

don't know who she is yeah very like a black black conservative woman young very smart eloquent very smart very good-looking yeah yeah absolutely yeah and she was at this restaurant with these with these guys and then they first surrounded the restaurant. They went out and started yelling at her, no more white supremacy or something like that. Something that had to do with white supremacy. The reason I mention she's black is because they're yelling that at a black person who's on the right of the center. Right, right. They're threatening her.

The definition of frickin' fascism is forcible suppression of opposition and control of industry and commerce. Like, that's so ironic. They say they're anti-fascist. That's exactly what they are. They're fascist. Yeah. That's either you agree with me or you fuckin' will destroy your fuckin' way of life. Yeah.

They're laying in the streets. That's ridiculous. They're laying in the streets and they're blocking streets to hospitals and blocking and destroying businesses, which is anti-commerce the last time I checked. And they call themselves anti-fascists. Yeah, they're brown shirts. It's so fucking ironic. They're fucking 12-year-old babies.

It's like a kid throwing a fit. When they don't get their way, they make a big deal out of something and they throw a fucking monkey wrench in it just so they can fuck it. But when President Obama was in office, we didn't do nothing. No, we went through the proper political channels and we changed the system the way it should be changed. But they don't want to do that.

They want to make a fucking throw a hissy fit like a bunch of fucking babies. They want to tear down the system like Obama said, remake America. And, you know, he would say that out of one side of his mouth. The other side,

he'd say how much he'd love this country. Well, you don't try to remake something you love, you fucking dope. You know? You meet a bride. Well, you're perfect,

but I'm going to change it. That's what women do to guys. The America that he's trying to remake is the America that allowed him to be elected fucking president and everybody else don't even fucking see that.

No, I know. You're right. You sound like you're... Nick, I love it. I love the fire in you. Good thanks for the call, buddy. Good luck with those Detroit Tigers. I'm Nick.

I'll talk to you later, buddy. Bye. It is a little ironic, though, isn't it? Let's, yeah, so this week in the alt-right, they call them the alt-right, there's a group called the Patriot Prayer, and they're a right-wing organization, although they're really about God and freedom. And of course, what does the press do but label?

Oh, but they're associated with neo-Nazis and all this horse shit. That's mentioned in every article. I looked it all up. I couldn't really find the connection. But this guy, kid Joey Gibson, takes his group. He's the head of the Patriot Prayer Group. And he takes them into Portland like a couple

times a year just to, just as a test of free speech to see what happens. And he did it this weekend. Small scuffles broke out on Saturday as police in Portland, Oregon deployed flash, oh, the police got involved,

flashbang devices and other means to disperse hundreds of right-wing and self-described anti-fascist protesters. We got some footage of Portland this weekend. Hey, this is America 2018. It's already happening, fellas. It's coming apart. Ryan, are you celebrating the anarchy? It is time for the end. This is coming from a 23-year-old kid.

You know, I've had enough of this party. I've been waiting 23 years for this, man. I know, but you live in Yonkers. You probably do want to die. This probably was a shot of Yonkers. It was probably a barbecue in the park out there. We got more. Oh, we already showed ted wheeler did we not

yeah i got the uh the marine the marine recruiting office getting smashed in yeah show that this is this is uh this is the anti-fascist at work look at that he's got the hammer you know when you show up at any function dressed like that, first of all, you could be a woman from the Middle East. Or you could be an Antifa guy. But when you show up like that, you must be doing shit above board, right? With your face covered and... And again, hate to break it down to left...

Oh, these are just anarchists that were busting... Either way, they're fucking, you know, they're for anarchy. They want to replace our system. And i then ash is right man we're at a crossroads here that's why i went out and bought a beautiful musket last night shoots jello shots demonstrators aligned with patriot prayer and affiliated group uh the proud boys gathered around midday in a riverfront. See, they go in. It's like trolling in person, the Patriot Boys and the Proud Boys. They go in to hotbeds like Portland, left-wing hotbeds,

progressive hotbeds, just to draw these people out. And you could see people could say, well, those are just anarchists. They come in, they get busted by Soros, blah, blah, blah. Well, Ted Wheeler, the fucking mayor, as you saw how he reacted in the last clip, he doesn't want the cops involved. He's all for this horseshit. They chant that Nazis go home.

It's so fucking funny. The counter-protestors, which is Antifa, were made up of a coalition of labor unions, immigrant rights activists, democratic socialists, and other groups. They included people dressed as clowns. Well, that's apropos. And a brass band blaring the music. The rally, organized by Patriot Play leader Joey Gibson Gibson was the third to Royal Portland this summer. Two previous events ended in bloody fistfights and riots.

And one counter-protester was sent to the hospital with a skull fracture. Well, good. This time, Gibson changed the venue from a federal plaza outside U.S. You can tell by this article that this guy is actually for Antifa. Gibson changed it to a federal plaza outside u.s district court to a waterfront park so some of his oregon supporters could carry concealed weapons as they demonstrate they wouldn't need them if antifa didn't show up with bars and sticks and uh you believe what you want to believe you can go do your fucking research but uh

uh gibson's insistence on bringing his supporters repeatedly to this liberal city has crystallized a debate about the limits of free speech in an era of stark political division patriot prayer also held rallies in many other cities around the u.s including berkeley california that drew violent reactions so good there's your evidence right there there's your evidence right there it's about freedom of speech whether it's Alex Jones whether it's Joey Gibson and the Patriot Prayers

or the Proud Boys I don't know I'm telling you the movie the movie couldn't be more timely let's go to The movie couldn't be more timely. Let's go to Jim in Indiana. Liberal hypocrisy and Hank Williams calling Obama Hitler.

What's up, Jim? Yeah, I was listening to that podcast, your radio show with Artie, and I couldn't believe, I forgot why they took his song off of Monday Night Football. He calls Obama just a Nazi, and he loses that. Yeah, that's right. And which was actually a pretty accurate description, if you look into what Obama believes in, the community organizer, and putting everybody on welfare and causing civil unrest, whether it was Baltimore or whatnot. That's why I can't stress

go to see this movie enough. They were taking the same cues from this Gentile guy. This is a fucking Italian that was in prison. He was behind a lot of this stuff. But you say the lie, tell a big lie,

say it loud, say it often, people will believe it, right? Right. Yeah. Oh, and I'll tell you what, I admire you as a comedian because you speak your mind, you don't bullshit. You say what is the truth. And I'm going to tell you something, I hate Colbert.

I hate Baldwin. I hate that South African guy. Anybody, it's so easy to go after a president and say he's a jerk. Say something funny. You know, Steve Bridges imitated Bush, and it was hysterical. I saw you guys laughing at that. That guy was brilliant. He was cracking everybody up because he was funny. Yeah.

It was funny. these guys aren't funny not to you and I no I agree even Kimmel came out and said enough of this anti-Trump shit, it's getting tired a few of them came out but the ratings, Stephen Colbert grabbed that brass ring

if you remember, he was the first out of the box to shit on Trump and his ratings went through the roof so all the P pipers fucking followed in line even jimmy fallon and i know these guys i know these guys personally they're fucking they're actually good guys and and and fallon was the last to crack but it's about the bottom line tv is the bottom line so they saw what colbert was doing they started chasing him and and but there's you're right i mean comedians are tired of it. Like even young comics I talk to, they go to open mics and amateur nights and they go,

that's all it is is dick jokes and Trump jokes. It's so fucking tiring. And yeah, it's the same punching bag. You know what it's like? It's like when we do a roast. Go ahead. Well, I'm saying I was going to go off on a tangent here. When we were growing up, I'm saying, I was going to go off on a tangent here. When we were growing up, I'm 65.

Yeah. So when we grew up in high school, we played knockout. You remember the game knockout? Well, I'd get three volleyballs, and you would knock the guy out. But how we played, when you got knocked out, you went to the outer circle and still threw the ball. I mean, and now this is all eliminated well that that's that's so funny because that's the difference between that's a that's a perfect example of the difference between canada and the united states the knockout game here was young urban fellas sneak it up and

suck a punch and white people on the sidewalk and uh that was one of my most popular tweets hillary was speaking at a black event there's were some black people behind her. And I said, what a perfect time for the knockout game. But Canada does it with volleyballs. We do it with fists over here. Good call, Matt. Thanks for the call. I appreciate it, Jonathan. Okay.

Take care. Uh-oh, did I just hang up on the wrong guy? Ooh, sound effects. I don't want to get too preachy, folks, but I'm just saying, is it fucking obvious? How can you fucking look at Kamala Harris and whoever else is running out there? How can you look at the crap that's coming out of her mouth? Now, identity politics. That's a dirty word. She was on Spewing How, her mouth. Now identity politics. That's a dirty word.

She was on spewing how when the right says identity politics, that's really code for racist and blah blah blah. It's like you can't say globalist if you're a right winger. That really means Jew. I mean, where do they come up with this shit? Honestly. I got a couple of globalists working

for me right here. Yes, that, go ahead. I thought about a joke and then it was just shit. Go ahead, say it anyways. We love when you throw one in and it fucking misses the plate by three feet. Go ahead. The longer you wait, the funnier it's going to get. Go ahead.

No, I was just going to say that the Earth is round, that's all. How's that a joke? The Earth is round. So is my mother's tits. What's the point? Well, they used to be. Now it's more like, you know, when they remember the people believe that the Earth is flat. Mom, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Ma. I didn't mean that. I know you're not watching because you just learned how to work the fucking remote three years ago. But say the round the planet is round meaning what ryan no whenever i think of the word globalist i remember i used to hear alex jones say globalist and flat earth and like the same sentence and that's why i had them connected but then i was like that's that's wrong well people on the left like bill hicks a great comedian a left winger by the way one of my favorite comics of all time because i can laugh

at the other side. But I remember him saying that. He was talking about the right and how they're wrong politically and blah, blah, blah. Last time I checked, the fucking, the earth was round. In other words,

we're all connected, I guess, is what he meant. And I guess that's what he meant. I don't know. But the point is, the whole weekend, they're in Berkeley breaking the Marine office. We sign up recruitment, busting the glass,

and causing all kinds of havoc. And it's kind of scary that Trump might be our Lincoln. Lincoln was a little more eloquent. Four score and seven years ago i know trump would be like uh four fucking miles down the street uh the line's four miles long to get in here but the fake news will not show you it go ahead turn the cameras around you motherless fucks it's the best i could come up with. But he has the same balls. Dinesh D'Souza said he has the same.

He can take a punch. You know, he's not afraid of content. And that's the truth. Can you imagine if he stopped tweeting like the dickheads told him to? Are you ready for some football? Oh, I might as well not sing that. I can play it. Are you ready for some football? Oh, I might as well not sing that. I can play it. Are you ready for some football?

A Monday night party. I really am not ready. Oh, Hank, ready to get the good time started. You got to hit them. All right, Hank, relax. I didn't watch the Hall of Fame game. I'm a football. Look, I played it. I played't watch the Hall of Fame game. I'm a footballer. Look, I played it.

I played peewees. I played high school. I played at college, University of Maine. It's still my favorite sport. But they are really doing their best to turn me the fuck off and a lot of other people because the ratings were in the toilet. And it wasn't just about taking a knee. It's about taking, again, a lot of the violence out of the game.

I guess the Hall of Fame game, they're trying to make it even safer the new rule with a helmet now is if you hit anybody with your helmet whether it's in the thigh or the hip they're gonna throw a flag and i don't understand why they don't understand that your head's attached to your shoulders. So I guess the Hall of Fame game, there were, Christ, there were four flags. A couple of them were, I guess, the first two were understandable. Look, I understand you don't leave your feet like a missile because you will kill somebody eventually.

Like I said, these aren't Frank Giffords, New York Giants in the 50s with a pulling guard weighed 112 pounds like a supermodel with fucking legs like Twiggy. These guys, strong safeties are 6'3", 240, running 4-4-40s. That's like getting hit by a fucking car.

And somebody is going to... I understand not launching with a crown of your helmet under somebody's chin. I understand that. But now, if you lead with your head at any time, and two of the calls were so-so. But then there were two real dog shit calls. Let's take a look at what they flagged.

Let's take a look. Lower his head. Helmet on the arm shoulder area. Helmet made contact first. Looked like his head was up a bit. Can you imagine? He made contact with his shoulder. Into the guy's chest.

And unfortunately, your head is attached to your shoulder. So there's going to be a little contact. I'm serious. Take the helmets off the guys if that's where you want to go with it. If that's where we're headed. But if you call that, nobody's going to watch football. Nobody. It's the reason I started. i fell in love with jack tatum that's how horrible a person i am it's the guy that paralyzed daryl stingley but i love the

oakland how vicious their defensive backs were in the 70s and um i'm not saying he used the crown of his head but he paralyzed daryl stingley i'm saying take that out of the game but you start taking this shit out like somebody said on twitter some writer said you might as well eliminate the strong safety spot or the free safety uh that's why i fell in love with the freaking game i that's what i played and i was a monster slash strong safety which is a hybrid in high school and that's why i fell in love with football everybody did with those hits over the middle by the way when a guy goes to catch a pass he's defenseless every time when you have your eyes on the ball and you're not paying attention, you are, under the definition, defenseless.

Okay, so that was a dog shit call. Let's see what else. There was another one, too. Hmm. Look at this one. No, it's helmet. It's helmet. It's helmet.

Even Chris did. Yeah, go ahead. Let It's helmet. Even Chris. Yeah, go ahead. Let Chris call him. The way it was described to me, all right, was that if you lower your head. Now, if he hits him with a face mask, no problem. If you hit him with a much broader area than what it was last year, it wasn't just a very. You don't hit with your.

You're supposed to hit with your head up so you don't break your neck, by the way. So, you know, that's actually, it's actually, you're providing safety on both parts. The guy getting hit and the guy making the tackle. Because the few people that have been paralyzed have their heads down. But you don't, you know what I mean? When you're going 100 miles an hour and your head is attached to your shoulder, even if you drill somebody with your shoulder, you're going to bang heads.

If they're going to throw flags, seriously, you want to see? You thought the audience, the numbers went down last year? Why are we trying to ruin everything that I love in this country? Why? Everything I love. Free speech. Guns.

Helmet on helmet contact. Not in the shower. But I mean, for christ's sake what the fuck is going on and here's my final point on this and this is how you fix it nfl good dollar you're listening you're 44 million dollar year mama luke you know how the cigarette companies back in the 60s i think it was they put a warning saying this is bad for you it'll kill you that's all you have to do nfl and i'm sure they already have something you say guys you play this game at your own risk we've already dedicated billions of dollars to cte

research and concussions but now you're on your own. This is a dangerous game. You can get hurt really bad, but knowing that, we're going to let you play the way you want to play. But we live in such a litigious society, that wouldn't even be enough, right? But it's like everybody's known cigarettes for years will kill you. Everybody should know that football could cause brain damage or paralysis if played right.

Woo! But do you get my drift? Everybody knows the risks. So why should it all be on the NFL? Again, it's a money ploy. Sign a paper right there. It should be a piece of paper with a guy in a wheelchair,

another guy eating through a tube in his neck, saying, this could happen to you. Do you still want to play? Big check mark. And then we're like, okay, when it happens, when there's a vicious hit, you're like, they knew the risk. What should they do anyways? But you're going to ruin it.

You are going to ruin it. Taking that big hit out of the game, and again, you don't have to leave your feet like a missile, but you take that to ruin it. You are going to ruin it's the taking that big hit out of the game and again you don't have to leave your feet like a missile but you take that out of the game it's like taking the home run

out of baseball the knockout out of boxing which eventually they're going to do between these suburban housewives who vote Democrat

and the fucking lawyers between the two they'll get it done. Anything that's a whiff of testosterone, a whiff of Americana, will be eliminated. It's a race for house, it's house!

I don't know what that means. But who watches the Hall of Fame game? I mean, I'm a football fanatic, but Jesus H. The new rule formulated by the NFL's Rulemaking Competition Committee and ratified by the owners at the interleague makes it a penalty for any player to lower his head

to initiate a hit on an opponent with his helmet. Players can also be ejected from the game and the country, no, or disciplined by the league with a fine of suspension for egregious violations of the rule. of suspension for egregious violations of the rule. Hey, see if you can pull up the Daryl Stingley, Jack Tatum. I was watching this game.

This was in the late 70s. It was a preseason game. The Patriots were at Oakland. And Jack Tatum, who was one of the most vicious defensive backs ever to play the game, I remember Steve Grogan threw a ball over the middle, hung Daryl Stingley out to dry, and you couldn't really see the hit, but you could hear it. You could see them, and it was helmet on helmet. And I understand.

I'm bringing this up because I understand you want to take that out of it. But you can't take when a guy drills somebody. Are you guys just guessing? I'm Jack Tatum. That wasn't it. But no, go ahead. Let Tatum. On Sunday, I became what they call the assassin.

I was just a tough guy. I was a sheriff in the Raiders secondary. For nine seasons, Jack Tatum was the most intimidating player on the most intimidating team. He was a safe... Oh, that's Errol Campbell. ...and cornerback speed, a combination that produced bone-jarring blows. A Jack Tatum hit meant that you make a catch, you're going to pay for it. And how you pay for it, you're going to pay for it.

That was my idol in high school. He was a feared, feared player because he was coming to knock you out. He plays football with bad intentions. Let's see if you can fast forward. They're going to show the Stingley anyways. Ooh, that was it. That was it, you guys. You're right around it.

Yeah, right there. We're going to put it in the air. Oh, the intended receiver is Darryl Stingley. The man he ran into is Jack Tatum. And Stingley was down. It was a play that you make. Horrible. And you know before he hit the ground.

But I understand taking that part out of it. But even that, he led with his Stingley had his head down. I'm just saying, don't go too far with it. You gonna... Anybody with me? A couple guys at home going, huh. A couple guys who played like in the 70s.

No, I kind of disagree. I think you should be wearing earmuffs and scarves. Don't ruin the game, please. Finally tonight, let's end it with a little more political. Well, I'll take a, I should take a call, actually.

Raphael wanted to talk about Alex Jones and censorship in Jacksonville. Raphael, what's going on? Hey, Nick. I'm doing fine. How are you? Pretty good. Yeah, just wanted to get your take on Alex Joneslex jones basically being purged from you know social media well i brought it up at the beginning of the show and alex jones has some he's a

conspiracy theorist and and some of his stuff i think has merit and some of it i think he's i'm like this guy's fucking this guy isn't like the sandy hook shit is where he lost me a little bit but that doesn't matter whether I agree with his theory. The point is he has a right to put them out there. Does he not? And they're saying that's not why. Absolutely. But they're saying, Google's saying, that's not why we booted him.

You know, he streams on other things live where he got this 90-day ban, yet he's streaming on other places during that ban which he's not supposed to do i think that's why facebook gave him the hook or whatever they're saying that's the reason but uh i think it was uh spotify was it that said it was because of his his uh the way he refers to muslims and immigrants and and that that's where we get into a uh dicey area uh he has he you know you have every right to refer to anybody the way you fucking want. I mean, you know, again, this whole hate speech thing is a bunch of shit.

It's either free speech or it isn't. So they're trying to shut him down. And like I said, I don't agree with everything he says. Some of it seems really wild to me. But one man's truth is another man's crazy, you know, we're going to have fucking Zuckerberg and guys at Google and Jack Dorsey at Twitter

deciding what's real and what's... Right now, they're deciding what's hate and what's not hate. Now, they're going to tell you what's real news and what's fake. And we all know how they voted. They fucking lean left. We all know where this is headed. Go see Dinesh D'Souza's movie, and he explains it perfectly. Yeah, I saw it in theaters when it came out and i was just wondering uh you know if if you're uh if you're scared it might happen to you it's already

happened to me i get booted i get booted off uh radio for a tweet uh ostensibly for a tweet and if it wasn't for that it was for they didn't like maybe the tone of it. I don't know. My contract was up. I've talked about this many times. But I've already been the experience of that. And then months later, I was sucker punched after a show while I was distracted. Some girl sucker punched me, thought my show was racist or sexist or whatever the fuck.

So I'm experiencing shit firsthand, but Patreon, you know, I think, um, I'm, I'm not doing, you know, I, I don't, I'm not overtly racist.

Never was on series or anywhere else. I, I hope they can, again, that's the fine line. I hope they know the difference between a white guy who's just speaking what he thinks is the truth about, about race. And,

but then they're so quick to label it. If they don't agree with it, they'll label it hate. So, yeah, to answer your question, I am a little nervous here and there, but I'm hoping Patreon is fairer than most places. Right. You know, Alex Jones was never overtly racist. He just said one too many things that they didn't agree with,

and they 86ed him. And I'm concerned about Anthony, too. Wait a minute. He has Alex Jones' show. Wait a minute. Al Sharpton, who 86ed him? They. Whoever they are, they 86ed him.

Well, Sharpton's a race baiter. Go look at his history. You know, I mean, he cost people their lives up in Harlem at a Korean store, and he's done a lot of shit. Maybe MSNBC hires him. You know, there's the difference. There's the double standard. And, oh, the other thing.

Thanks for the call, by the way. Appreciate it, Raphael. The other thing in the movie, this guy, what's his name, Richard Spencer, he's always the alt-right guy who has Nazi leanings and he's supposed to be a racist and shit. Dinesh D'Souza has a one-on-one with him and really digs deep into his political philosophy. And he's a fucking socialist. And he sounds super gay. Yet he's the face of the far alt-right racist bigoted movement. And once

Dinesh D'Souza asked him questions that Chuck Todd would never ask him or any of these journalists, once he dug a little deeper at what he believed in politically, he was a fucking socialist. Anyhow, I personally

I'm not even a people label me a conservative I'm not even and I know Colin Quinn went through the same thing after a while you go you get tired of going I'm not a conservative I'm probably more of a libertarian I just want fucking government to leave us alone

let people do shit long as it's not hurting other people which is what most people want. Except for the douchebags on the left that want to control you. Want to provide you healthcare and everything out cradle to grave so they can be in your personal shit and tax the living shit out of you.

Take every, confiscate everything that you earn almost. How the fuck can you vote for that in 2018? How? By the way, Chicago this weekend, there was a 68 shot, 10 dead. That's right. I said Chicago.

I didn't say Kabul. Chicago. Under Rahm Emanuel, another Democrat-run city. Sort of like San Francisco, where you can step in human shit up to your waist and dirty needles. Sort of like Baltimore. You know, are you getting the... You getting the... Yonkers.

Who runs Yonkers? Right? Is it some guy named Mike Spano? I'm not sure. Mike Spano? Sounds like one of my people. Probably crooked as the day is long. Anyhow. I guess I went off on a tangent. I guess I'll save this for tomorrow.

Or I'll go into it. I got time. Chuck Todd. This is the headline. Trump's dehumanizing tweet on press is rationalizing violence. Sunday on NBC's Meet the Press, Chuck Todd accused President Trump of dehumanizing, that's in quotes, the press. And added, it made violence against the press easier to rationalize uh for some he's such a fucking liar liar whore liar whore you know excuse me the president tweeted the fake news hates me saying that they are the enemy of the

people only because they know it's true i am providing a great service by explaining this to the american people which he is they purposely cause great division and distrust they can also cause war they are very dangerous and sick and chuck todd's afraid because people are gonna believe the truth about the media that's chuck and that's jim acosta. That's Rachel the Adam's apple maddow. The truth is you are lying, cocksuckers. And it didn't happen. It didn't start when Trump became president. You've been lying in airports on CNN since I was an open mic-er and was flying around the country. And how about when you cherry-pick stories like racial incidents?

Every time there's an incident where there's a black uh victim and a white cop or whatever and you blow that out of proportion and you report i mean crook hands up don't shoot and all that horse shit what turns out to be a lie how about when you cherry pick stories to create the illusion that white cops are gunning down black men all that you think You think that puts cops' lives in danger and shit? You fuckstains. Now you're getting it. And you've been doing it for years.

For years. It didn't start when Trump became president. I love. I don't think he's calling you out enough. How about that? Watch Rachel Maddow when Trump won the presidency. Or just watch Hillbilly fucking Eyes. What's his name?

Joe Scarbo. Saying the president is unhinged and it's a constitutional crisis. You don't think that, you know. It's funny. Somebody shot a congressman last year on a baseball field. That's right. That's right. It's Steve Calise, a Republican.

The guy that did the shooting said, are those guys republicans out there i wonder how we get to that mindset chuck todd boy they live in a bubble they're like that seinfeld episode the kid in the bubble remember neither one of yous really seinfeld's too edgy for our generation that's right who was the voice in the bubble i forget but i i who the fuck was it was it larry david i think and a woman comes in the room and he the boy in the bubble supposed to be sick he goes take off your top anyways but the press you put people people in danger from the military to giving away the New York Times, releasing military secrets. And now it's coming back. This fucking Trump's pointing the finger back at you and you don't like it. And how about the ICE agents whose names are being put online and where they live and being harassed and stuff?

Because of reporting like CNN, MSNbc abc cbs nbc and now yeah you're gonna catch some shit jim acosta's life was in danger at a trump rally oh somebody called him chubby and you know instead of crying anyways labeling trump and anybody who votes for him nazis and bigots that doesn't that doesn't put anybody's lives in danger lick my salty bag all right that's it i gotta take a break go up and take a shower put on my tuxedo head into the comedy cellar if uh if you're around. Anything else? That's about it.

This is the free show. People, by the way, a lot of people moved up since we changed the prices. People have jumped from Fredo to Sunny, $4.99 to $9.99. And again, we can only do that stuff because you guys made the premiere so successful and people are still signing up.

We had a nice run. Since August 1st. I couldn't be more excited. I won't leave this house. In a few years. I'll be down here in my late hundreds. What happened to the Twinks? Oh they're in their 50s now.

They actually got married and moved away. Was it girls? Anyways. I don't know what I'm talking about now i'm babbling uh yeah i want to end it on this because i i got chuck todd and i got a couple more i'll save tomorrow uh that's it remember you guys think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. And come out to the Comedy Cellar and other places. All right? I love you guys. You know that.

If you don't believe me, my buddy Lee will tell you. I love you for helping me to construct my life. Not a tavern, but a temple. Look at the girl getting in there. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sign. You have done it by just being yourself. This is Raven's training camp. After all, that is what love means.

Oh, killing it. That is why I love sorry. Bye.