The Nick DiPaolo Show - The Unfriendly Skies | Nick Di Paolo Show #1352

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

Chiefs Win Super Bowl. Black National Anthem? The Not So Friendly Skies. Crime Hits Too Close to Home for Dems.   Get bonus content by joining Nick on Patreon! www.patreon.com/thenickdipaoloshow Go s...ee Nick live! www.nickdip.com/tour for tickets!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no band leader. I'm doing sign language for you people at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you, folks? Welcome to the show. Filthy Monday, the day after the Super Bowl,
Starting point is 00:01:02 which they said they were going to make this a national holiday this day. They were talking about it. Why not? We could all stay home. I mean, we'd do it for MLK Jr. He was a running back. What? I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:01:16 He had good moves. What am I saying? I don't know. Anyhow. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. Did you? Enjoy. Shut up, Chew.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Did you have a good Super Bowl? Did you have people over? Did you drink? Hey, can we get some more commercials with black people in it? Can you make white people feel more uncomfortable about themselves during the Super Bowl? That's all I'm going to ask, Roger Goodell. How much black cock do you suck anyways? I am so fucking tired of it, I'm beyond it. I started complaining about 22 years ago before most people did. Now you're
Starting point is 00:01:54 all anesthetized to it. You just nod. Ooh, Rihanna. Fucking Rihanna is the most talentless. If she didn't have tits, she'd be Andy Dick. I don't know what that means. Who, fuck, are you kidding me? Lip syncing with the fucking auto-tune on top of it? Talentless. Fucking every commercial is, how many commercials had a white guy looking like a jerk-off? Honestly, did you count? It's getting worse every year.
Starting point is 00:02:23 What the hell was that? Pick it up, background noise. Is there a balloon over the building? How about the commercial? I don't know. It's about a new iPhone camera that you can remove annoying people in the background. It's always a white guy doing something stupid. Just picture removing a black person, having three white people on a picnic. just picture removing a black person having three white people on a picnic I just want you to set that in and there's people out there
Starting point is 00:02:49 who go oh come on Nick if it was an isolated incident I would agree with you fucks but it's ridiculous this country the last time I checked is still majority white I've said this before if you were from another planet watch five minutes of TV on Super Bowl Sunday
Starting point is 00:03:04 you'd think we were in fucking Africa. Does that sound racist? I don't give a fuck. It's how we got to where we are, folks. White people with low self-esteem, though, will actually believe they're responsible for slavery. It's how we get reparations in California. Because there's so many idiots, liberals, that buy into this shit. Or just want to bring the country to its knees.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Un-fucking-real. Unreal. And black people, aren't you sick of seeing yourself portrayed as white people in commercials? Acting like white people and shit? I didn't see any commercials with you guys at a barbecue, shooting at each other. That's a little over the top, Nick. I know, but I'm just saying. Let black people be black people.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Let fucking white people... But Jesus H. Christ, just reverse it. Oh, my fucking word. What is it with you people in Hollywood who make this shit? How deep does your fucking low self-esteem run about being white? I sleep like a baby at night.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I had nothing to fucking do with it. It's going to get worse and fucking worse. You're going to tell me more people wouldn't want to see Chris Stapleton at halftime than this fucking schvatz, who's utterly talentless and a whore. I'm starting to,
Starting point is 00:04:20 I'm happy that Chris Brown popped her. No, that's going too far. But I'm just saying, I don't fucking get it. And then Michael Strahan has to try to shake her hand as she's going off the field. And then Terry Bradshaw has to do his redneck, oh, come on and get to meet her. What are you, fucking all right?
Starting point is 00:04:36 She could be in my kitchen until I get the fuck out. I wouldn't even recognize her. And the commercial's just fucking putrid, except for a couple. Gut fill. I love it. This was about 15 seconds long. That's right.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I'm part of that team that made a Super Bowl commercial. Good for him. That's all I had to get off my chest. As far as the game goes, good one. That's all I asked for when I don't have a dog in a fight. Very entertaining game. Sort of what we expected. The controversy, look, we need something to talk about after the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:05:12 This is how it is, folks, okay? As far as the fucking hold, look, I was pulling for the Eagles. I wasn't happy either, but I thought it was fucking holding. And so did Mahomes. And then in the paper, I got to give this guy credit. What's his name? Blackberry?
Starting point is 00:05:28 No, somethingberry. Blackberry. Texas Instruments? Bradberry. You got to love this guy. He goes, yeah, I did. I did grab his shirt. I mean, I love that,
Starting point is 00:05:39 that he just came clean. And I understand that it's not always called in a regular season, but that doesn't make it right here it's still illegal and if the route and again if you're a fucking uh Chiefs fan you'd be losing your mind if the ref didn't and uh so you can't everybody's like that cost him that no it didn't it didn't fucking cost him the game but it made it very anticlimactic and what I'm saying if he didn't, the guy got the jump on,
Starting point is 00:06:05 would have went right by him and probably would have made the catch. All it takes is a little contact. It's like running a 40-yard dash. If somebody pushed you just for a second, you're going to run a 6-5-40. These guys, if you don't touch them off the line, they're gone. So I understand why he did it. People forget that. I'd hate to be a DB covering the,
Starting point is 00:06:25 they all, the DBs run 4-4-42, but the receivers know where they're going. So you understand a little clutching, you know? Yeah, you can debate all day. Well, you don't do, the announcer, Olsen, those guys did a good job, by the way, but he's going, this part of the game, you can't, you know, he said, I don't love the call. He was actually pretty good about it. But you can't, as a referee, change how you're going to officiate the game because it's close at the end. A rule is a fucking rule. I understand. But anyways, that's an entertaining game.
Starting point is 00:06:59 And again, let's put in a new rule. You can't end the Super Bowl on a field. But that was like a fucking extra point. Anyways, yeah, Eagles fans. Well, they tipped over a car before the game started. Goddamn you, Philly, you don't ever change. Crazy bastards. Oh, I actually had, so myomes took another step forward to immortality.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Hey, can we take it easy with the immortality? Tom Brady is immortality, okay? This kid, yeah, if he plays at this level for another 18 years, he might come near close to Brady. I love the kid. You know why I love him? No, I don't get any, you know what, cockiness from him. Seems like a humble guy who loves what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Anyways, he got the MVP, right? Did he not? I think he did. But I meant to hit this when we talk about the holding call. Mr. Official, let me ask you something. How can six of you miss a play like that? All six of you. The ball jumped out of there as soon as we made contact.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I thought you were talking about you being on the field. No. What? The ref bullshitted him. Mahomes overcame aggravating his sprained right ankle. And for both, here's my theory on that. Both, they were banged up a little bit, but not to a degree. They were trying to throw each other off.
Starting point is 00:08:29 He ran just fine when he had to. At least it looked that way. Right ankle, the first half to lead. His second half comeback, 38-35 victory over the Eagles in a Super Bowl 57. The Chiefs trailed by 10 points at halftime, but Mahomes threw two TD passes in the second half and led Kansas City to a game-winning field goal with about eight seconds left. Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, who boinked one earlier, didn't he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:55 He's deadly from like 50 and above. Made a 27-yard field goal with eight seconds remaining that I could have made to give the Chiefs, not really, give the Chiefs their third Lombardi Trophy. Third? Did I read that right? Overall, that's right, in second in four years. I'm so old I saw the first one, Lenny Dawson against the Minnesota Vikings. But I wasn't there, folks. I don't have that kind of dough, not even back then. Butka scored the game winner, but Mahomes was the hero. Three days after winning the second league MVP award, the 27-year-old from Tyler, Texas. Folks, who else is from Tyler, Texas? Does anybody know? I'm sure Dallas. Well, I don't know. Dallas is a Texas guy, but he's a
Starting point is 00:09:35 youngster compared to me. Oh, a little running back you might have heard of. My favorite running back of all time, Earl Campbell, the Tyler Rose. Texas won its second Super Bowl and added to his legend. Playing on an ankle injury, he suffered, okay, he didn't get wounded in Vietnam, what the fuck. Three weeks ago on the divisional round of the playoffs, Mahomes re-injured the ankle just before halftime when Eagles linebacker T.J. Edwards said, listen, I'll snap that fucking half black-white ankle in half. No, he fell. What? He rolled on his ankle. And that was Mahomes running off the field. Mahomes limped off the field, but did not miss a snap or beat.
Starting point is 00:10:14 On the game-winning drive, Mahomes ran for 28 yards. That was a big one. Put the Chiefs into field goal range with 2.30 left to play with a score of 35-35. Then he got help from, we talked about James Bradbury getting called on third down to holding, whatever the fuck. That set up Butkus winning field goal. I'm sure you saw this, unless you were gay
Starting point is 00:10:32 and were watching A&E's fucking RuPaul drag race. Or the college women's basketball game that was on. Yes, they had that. I'd love to see the numbers on that. Wouldn't you? I heard 11. 11 million, 11 people. Dallas and his lovely
Starting point is 00:10:48 fiance came over. I made my Texas chili, which by the way we shot a segment of that on Bitchin' Kitchen. You guys will see. We don't know when, but it's in the can for you. Tremendous. Neither of us had any ass problems this morning. That's a well-balanced chili.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Yeah, it was. That's why I put the beans in. Otherwise, you're clogged. You've got to move that eight pounds of red meat. Mahomes did something. I can't even read it. 182 yards, 25, whatever, something up for 27. Three touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Also ran for 44. I like him because he seems to be a humble guy. You know what I mean? And let's listen to the Black National Anthem. I thought it was the best part of the day. For me, with all my guilt, it freed me up. For the third straight year, I don't think they did it on air, though, last year, did they? The Black National Anthem was performed by a dead guy, Flip Wilson.
Starting point is 00:11:39 You remember? The Super Bowl NFL fans were deeply divided on whether it was appropriate to perform the Black National Anthem before Super Bowl 57. Black National Anthem. Good morning, my neighbors! I fucked you! That was a response from Whitey. Emmy-winning actress and singer. Really?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Another? This lady had the Me and fucking Dallas were going Have you ever seen a larger mouth than you? She had a hundred I counted, I paused 171 teeth I was waiting for Quint to be hanging out of her
Starting point is 00:12:15 Emmy winning actress, singer Cheryl Lee, Ralph That's what I did when she sang Look at the choppers on this thing Lift every voice and smash and grab, no, and sing, which was designated as a black national anthem in 1917. Not exactly a knee slapper, a real, but let's listen to this horrible song, please. I can't take it enough. Even black people are going, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:13:14 How to bring us down on Super Bowl Sunday? Did you run some slavery pictures on the Jumbotron? And shit like that. And her dress is too long, look. Anyways, people had a lot of comments, some high-profile people. A Republican, Lauren Boebert, you know her? Colorado? Kind of a cutie, but she apps a little too much for me.
Starting point is 00:13:37 America only has one national anthem. Why is the NFL trying to divide us by playing multiple? Do football, not wokeness. Hey, fucking men. The Blaze contributed. Delano Squires. I'm guessing by name he's black. Well, of course he is, because it says, I grew up singing Lift Every Voice and Wallet. Cut. Come on, Nick. You can't be doing shit like that. Look at her going to, that's a sexy picture. Lift every voice and sing. So this guy sung it as a kid during assembly in my all-black elementary school,
Starting point is 00:14:12 but he says we also sang the Star Spangled Banner and said the pledge. It's a beautiful hymn, but I feel like it's being used by people who think we need a new founding, 16 flag and anthem and he's right on the goddamn money political pundit CJ Pearson another African American the national anthem is for every American what's the purpose of a black one he is black right Super Bowl Sunday should unite America not not divide it by race. It's not the 60s. The Blaze contributor, T.J. Moe, thank God we played the Black National Anthem. Nothing screams unity like separating everything. People are just anesthetized to it. They just sit and take it. Police officer and podcast host Zeke Arkham.
Starting point is 00:15:07 My black national anthem, he said, and he's black, is the same anthem I've been singing since I was a child. The same one children of all races have been singing. My national anthem never needed a color. Do they want racism to die or do they want to keep finding ways to divide us? That's a fucking great question. That's a sick question. No, it ain't.
Starting point is 00:15:29 You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. That's Roger Goodell. Former GOP candidate Laverne Spicer. The black national anthem, the Star Spangled Banner. The white national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner. So what she said was the black national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner. The white national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner. So what she said was the black national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner. The mixed national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner. If you live in the United
Starting point is 00:15:52 States of America, your national anthem is the Star Spangled Banner. Well put. That's all I'm going to say about that. Why don't we just say this about that? Yeah, but Nick, the league is 85% black. Okay. You want to start playing percentage games?
Starting point is 00:16:13 The country's 68% white. Should everything look 68% white? The commercials and the, huh? Oh, hi. Hey, let's move on to the unfriendly skies. Boy, a lot of shit floating around up there. I sent a few up last night myself to see what would happen. The Department of Defense downed a high altitude object over Lake Huron Sunday afternoon. This is after we shot down the first fucking thing, and then we shot one down in Alaska,
Starting point is 00:16:38 and then we shot one down... Whatever. I can't keep up with them. Apparently somebody's testing us. Sunday afternoon, multiple outlets are... What is going on out there? What the hell's going on out here? I've been in contact with a department of defense. Not me, the guy that wrote this.
Starting point is 00:16:54 He's a politician. Regarding operations across the Great Lakes region today, Rep. Jack Bergman, Republican Michigan, tweeted around 3.30 p.m., the U.S. military has decommissioned another object over Lake Huron yesterday. I appreciate the decisive action by our fighter pilots. Notice he didn't say our president. The American people deserve far more answers than we have. That's exactly right.
Starting point is 00:17:18 The one we shot down over the, you know, we went across the country. We should know all about it by now. Right, Dale? I've been in touch with the Pentagon, DHS, that's where I went to high school, Danvers High School, and FAA regarding the closure of airspace over the Great Lakes. I'm glad the object was neutralized over Lake Huron, and I'll continue pressing the Department of Defense for transparency, said Senator Gary Peters, Democrat, Michigan.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I agree, Mr. Peters. Then you got this broad here. It's the ghost of Nancy Reagan. Take a look. If this ain't Nancy Reagan, I am. Senator Debbie Stabenow. I'll stab you now. No, no, no. Had not addressed the event on Twitter as of 4.30 p.m. Her most recent tweet, okay, this is after they shot it down, and this is our senator. You know what she tweeted about at 3.15? She addressed the puppy bowl. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Oh, my God. She should be eating from that bowl. This isn't acceptable. They need to know it's not acceptable. I think the Biden administration first needs to be honest with the American people. Chad Wolf, former Mad Men actor. Acting Secretary of the Department. Look, I'm hiding my missing tooth.
Starting point is 00:18:40 This thing's hurt. I understand why they fucking gave me ibuprofen and all this other shit. Because I burnt my mouth. I wasn't supposed to be eating hot food. I burnt it testing the chili. And since I've done that, this thing is aching like my mother's box. Cut. Secretary of Department of Homeland Security told Fox News,
Starting point is 00:19:01 the Biden administration needs to come out and explain what these objects are, what their intent was, and what is the response of the United States if this is specifically toward China or another adversary. Yes, sir. It's a violation of sovereign airspace. General Wesley Clark, all the gay guys love this guy, told CNN in the wake of the latest development in what has become a series of balloons and other crafts the U.S. military has taken down in the past several days. Biden said they're Chinese kites. There's some pilot talk out there. These are professional, you know, they fly airline, that maybe one of these devices can interfere with sensors on aircraft. Another reason I don't want to do the road. Tommy? General Clark told CNN on the report of difficulties associated with detecting crafts. He said,
Starting point is 00:19:53 it has to be determined exactly what they're after, Clark added. Maybe there are holes in the U.S. radar system. Maybe there are holes in Joe Biden's head. I just hope they tell us publicly what it is. Clark also said nobody should expect they could fly over U.S. airspace like this and not be taken down. Good for you, Mr. Clark. He's got to be way older than that now. Hey, guys and gals, I'm talking to you.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And again, anything in between, all inclusive. Cocksuckers. I'll be back on the road soon. Not really. Give me a month. Here's where you can see me. The Gay Parade in Savannah on Wednesday. On March 11th and 12th, the Comedy Club of KC. That's right. Home of the world champion Kansas City Chiefs. That's Kansas City, Missouri. April 21 and 22, the Funny Bone in St. Louis
Starting point is 00:20:54 in St. Charles. God, I hope those Mennonites are there. If it's the same place, I might even have it wrong. No, St. Charles is a different place. St. Charles is where Artie Lang played. I remember him telling me. And it's a funny about St. Charles.
Starting point is 00:21:15 There was a big guy up front like in his 60s with gray hair sitting with his wife. And every time Artie tell a joke, instead of laughing, they'd go, how about that? Oh, my God, that man. How about that? He'd go to his wife. Not even being sarcastic. In New York, they got to be being a wiser. May 12th, the Hilton.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I'm looking forward to this one. Hilton, Daytona Beach, Oceanfront. Maybe there'll be some titties hanging out. Not a fat guy. Daytona Beach, Florida. You can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. Click on the goddamn tour button. Could you? Sure. Next headline, Libs wake-up call. Just hours after Democrat Minnesota rep Angie, Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Starting point is 00:22:04 There's no lovin' and I know. That looks like Michelle Tafoya in The Wind. This is Rep. Angie Craig was assaulted. Oh, boy. In her Washington, D.C. I just spit blood. Did I split one of these stitches? Oh, my God, am I old.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Assaulted in her Washington, D.C. apartment. She and 31 Democrats voted, we'll give them in favor of a resolution to block. So she's on the right side of this. Block the Washington, D.C. Council's revised Criminal Code Act of 2022, which would have lowered penalties for a number of violent offenses. Can you imagine? They're literally sicking criminals on us. Fucking people. You fucking hypocrite. She's not being a hypocrite. She was on the right side of this one. At around 7.15 a.m., Rep. Craig was assaulted in the elevator of her apartment building in D.C. Rep. Craig defended herself from the attacker
Starting point is 00:23:06 and suffered bruising but is otherwise physically okay, her office said in a statement. Just after the 250 to 173 vote that passed the House, Rep Craig called 911 and the assailant fled the scene of the assault, running into the arms of Lindsey Graham. No, there is no evidence that the incident was politically motivated. Sounds it to me. In November 20, you know why they say that? Because of black dude. In November 2022, I don't even know that. I'm just saying that, folks. That's how confident I am. You can check my shit and call me back. In November 2022, the D.C. Council approved the Revised Criminal Code Act, that's the RCCA.
Starting point is 00:23:52 The RCCA reduces penalties for certain violent crime. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? That's an incentive to do more violent shit, including carjackings, robberies, bad hand jobs, and earwax. Democrat Washington, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser vetoed the bill. Think, that's the black mayor of D.C., the woman, and even she vetoed it. The council then overrides Bowser's veto.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I wonder what color the council is. On January 17th, by a 12-to-1 vote, Craig and 31 Democrats in Congress joined with Republicans. See, when it hits home, folks, they can work together. When it hits home, they can work together. You notice, to block the RCCA on Thursday, D.C. police arrested Kendrick Hamlin. First of all, I thought that was the guy that died on the field a few weeks ago. Look at the picture of this guy. He's got a fat lip.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Is that a hunch in his back? I don't know what that is. He looks like he's sinking into an inflatable something. Yes, he is. No, you're right. That's fucking, you're right. That's pudding. Like quicksand. He, he is. No, you're right. That's fucking, you're right, that's pudding. Like quicksand, he fell into it.
Starting point is 00:25:11 He's got a lump on his back, like Quasimodo. Anyway, also known as Hamlin, Kalale Hamlin, allegedly assaulting the Congresswoman. They announced Thursday evening, so, you know, when it hits home, like I said. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Craig is opposed to funding the police in the past. In 2021, Craig opposed a Minneapolis ballot initiative
Starting point is 00:25:33 that would have replaced the city's police department with the Eagle Scouts, with the new Department of Public Safety. She be white. If you guys aren't watching, the Daily Caller contacted Craig's office about her vote and the assault, She be white. If you guys aren't watching, the Daily Caller contacted Craig's office about her vote and the assault, to which they said,
Starting point is 00:25:50 the events of yesterday morning did not influence Rep Craig's vote. She had already decided to vote in favor of the resolution before the incident. I think she did. From the timeline I gather, that's true. But boy, do they take action when it, you know. Because that's the problem, folks, with most of this shit.
Starting point is 00:26:12 These things lowering felonies and all this shit. Like San Francisco allowing hookers to hang out and loiter and shit in their businesses. It doesn't affect them. Do you understand that? It doesn't affect them. Nancy Pelosi lives in a gated, how'd that fag get in with a claw hammer? But it doesn't affect them.
Starting point is 00:26:31 It affects you guys, us, and especially poor black people who have to live in this garbage. That's like the most underreported thing. They want cops. How'd you like to live in a fucking project and get up, your kid hoping your kid's going to make it back or whatever. And, you know.
Starting point is 00:26:50 But that's what we need. We need a few Dems to get. We need AOC to get her tit grabbed a few times on the way to doing nothing, which she does every day. Who's with me? Kevin? Dallas is right there. You hear that voice?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Lift every voice. Especially yours. What a catchy song that was. Wasn't it great? It's like we were burying B.B. King. Jesus Christ. Anybody else? America's disanesthetized to it. I mean, what's his name? Chris Stapleton. Was more entertaining in his two minutes. He also won't lip-sync.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Exactly, because he's a real artist. Doesn't have a fucking voice auto-tune. They could have Stephen Hawking do that shit. Lift every boy. Just fucking... How about her fake playing with herself? That was cool, too. And don't say you sound old, Nick.
Starting point is 00:27:58 This was me when I was in fifth grade. Fuck off. Opening her ass cheek, too, in that one shot. I didn't mind. I'm going to be honest. I thought I... Yeah, she grabbed her ass cheek to in that one shot I didn't mind I could be honest I thought I yeah she grabbed her ass cheek and she kind of pulled it open like I'm gonna have to do in two days for my doctor if he doesn't do it himself last time he's afraid I said get in there no he didn't he didn't give me a I was happy no guy likes a prostate exam but it was my first physical with him and he didn't do it
Starting point is 00:28:30 So I walked out of the mixed feelings great. I didn't get my asshole fingered, but maybe I got a tumor Anyways, I digress and digest In case you guys forgot about Valentine's Day I think my wife put this in there in the teleprompter because I had no fucking idea But she'll get the same thing I always get of those wax lips. This girl got mad at me. My aunt was here with my cousin. We went out to a burger place. Sunday, it was pouring out. And then we went to that candy store down on River Street with all the, they have candy from today going back to 1960. It really is fun to go in there.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Very nostalgic. And they had those wax lips. And they only had red ones. And I brought it up to the girl who was black. I said, do you got black ones? And she goes, I don't find that funny. It wasn't supposed to be. I'm a racist.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Do you got black ones? No, I didn't. They had black ones. I put those right in. Well, it was actually a mustache, but I made it look like... I put one, you know. Very immature. Anyways, maybe you forgot about Valentine's Day. It's tomorrow. Why not send a valentine
Starting point is 00:29:37 from me? I usually do a lot of valentines, believe it or not, because guys, sometimes their wives love my show, and sometimes most of the guys' husbands love my show, so that's what they get each other. You give them that, and you tickle the guy's taint? Come on, I think he died and went to heaven. Go to Cameo.com, type my name in the search bar, and order a personalized video for your Valentine. I can't put my fake tooth in, I'm just warning you you because I lost it. $400.
Starting point is 00:30:08 And I got stitches. They said not to wear it anyways for another week. Anyways, request 24-hour delivery at checkout, and I'll send it just in time. You see what I'm saying to you? Your wife will fucking love you for this if she likes me. Look at me. I'm a Valentine. Look, I'm fucking Cupid over here. I'm a natural. Look at me. I'm a Valentine.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Take a look. I'm fucking Cupid over here. I'm a natural Cupid. Yeah, I'm a fucking Cupid, though. I'll shoot an arrow dipped in shit at your wife. Ping-pang-long-guy. I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind. Anyways, that's about it.
Starting point is 00:30:45 A couple things real quick that I saw. Rogan, there's just rumors in the paper. There's a little bit of talk in the background about him possibly bolting on Spotify because I guess his contract is up. But this is the thing about reading a paper. It says his contract's up this year, but then his rep said that's not true. His contract's not up. You're like, how do you get that wrong?
Starting point is 00:31:08 Of course, I was too lazy to find that. You can say whatever the fuck you want in news these days. You don't have to be right. You're exactly right, Dallas. That's why we get away with this shit. That wouldn't surprise me, because what happened at Spotify, there was one woman there who got him the gig. She was real powerful, and she was smart. She saw how many followers. She's the reason he got that
Starting point is 00:31:30 huge contract. She's gone now. I don't know where she went. Maybe if she's still in the same industry, maybe he'll go where she is. I don't know. But he had all those pussies at Spotify protesting Joe's show and shit. They told him right in the initial contract he can be free to do whatever he wants. You know, slimy mother. So that would piss Joe off in any stand-up comic. So let's put it this way. You wouldn't have to worry about him disappearing because he's got a fucking worldwide following. And I love the fucking guy personally
Starting point is 00:32:07 That's it Dallas I'm losing my voice, I don't know why I Don't know tomorrow On the show we got Mike Ritland Who's Mike Ritland? Well, he's a former US Navy SEAL Navy SEAL, public speaker, and dog trainer. You might have seen him on Fox News. Real patriot. He did the tour Iraqi Freedom, I believe.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Is that what it's called? Yeah. Created the Warrior Dog Foundation to provide care to dogs that have ended their service in the battlefront and the Team Dog online training community. One of these guys that just does, does, does, unlike me. I lay on the couch and don't do, do, do, do. I do do, do. Anyways, he'll be our guest tomorrow. Interesting
Starting point is 00:32:50 guy. And he made a remark at the end of his interview on Jesse Waters that got a lot of play on the internet. People thought it was very controversial. I belly laugh. So tune in. It's going to be great. That is it, right? You guys, you guys think and I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:33:05 You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow, unless you're a monthly subscriber. We'll see you in a few minutes. Okay, take care. Hi. Good night, everybody. guitar solo Outro Music

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