The Nick DiPaolo Show - This Kamala is African American | Nick DiPaolo Show #393

Episode Date: August 12, 2020

Biden chooses Kamala as VP. Laura Loomer being banned by Xfinity/Comcast. Chicago BLM leader says looting is reparations. Thank you Timmy R. from Wilmington, NC for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

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like a 1978 fucking disco dancer, or I button up this, like fucking Bill Gates in high school. There should be a button right about here. How do you fucking homos who make this shit don't understand that? Nick, why do you gotta

throw in the homo shit? Can't you just shut it? Who do you think's making this shit? Construction workers? Hmm. Hello. I'm hiding my fucking bad haircut with this hat today.

Jesus Christ, I look like I have the mange on both sides of my head. It does. It looks like a cat who's living in an alley the last four years. Clumps coming out. Didn't shave. Ate about, I'd say, two sleeves of Ritz crackers before I hit the bed last night. Got enough sodium on my face. I am fucking finished.

I just want to blow up one year up to about, I could get up to 300 pounds by, I'd say the end of September. If you guys saw the way I ate, I'm not fucking shitting you. I am not shitting you. I go to McDonald's and I hold back because I don't want to be embarrassed that they see one person in the car. And I ordered seven sandwiches and I wouldn't even burp after fucking eating that shit. Anyways, Joe Biden selects a Kamala. That's how you say her name. I saw her guy. Oh, is it Goldstein? Whatever the fuck he is. He was on Tucker last night telling Tucker, tell all the people at Fox it's Kamala Harris, like karma.

How about Twat's own Harris? Who gives a fuck? Joe Biden selects, I'm going to call it Carmella Harris as a running mate. Presumptive Democrat nominee Joe Biden, he's not going to be the nominee, okay? And if he wins, she's really the president. The fact has selected Kamala Harris to be his running mate, making her the first black woman. That is not true. You're lying.

And you're a piece of shit. She is Indian and Jamaican. Well, Jamaicans are black. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're Jamaican. They're not fucking American black. And if you're saying, what's the big deal? Here's the big deal.

The Democrats go crazy when the right does that shit. When the Republicans group all Latinos together like Puerto Ricans, Cubans, they're the first ones to scream. That's racist. This guy just fucking lies.

See how important it is to have the black vote? Making her the first, it says black, but woman on a major White House ticket. The former vice president announced this on social media yesterday. And I have a great honor to announce that I pick a camilla harris good for you hey where are the white women at i ruled them all out remember a few months ago i committed to a woman of color that's fine if you guys want to do that that's fine with me as long as trump or anybody else can come out and go you know what no? No minorities, no women. I want a nice white guy like myself. Okay? When we're able to say that, then we will have true equality in this

country. Talk about discrimination. The White House candidate continued, back when Kamala was Attorney General, she worked closely with Beau, my son. I watched as they took on the big banks, lifted up working people, looked up their skirts, and protected women and kids from abuse. I was proud then and I'm proud now to have her as my partner in this campaign. I've already sniffed her hair. Smells like shit. In a statement after her selection, Harris tweeted, I was like, shit. In a statement after her selection, Harris tweeted, actual Biden can unify the American people because he spent his life fighting for us.

And as a president, he built an America that lives up to our ideals. I'm honored to join him as our party's nominee for vice president and do what it takes to make him our commander in chief, she said. I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Oh, really? He fights to build. Is that right, Kamala? That's funny.

Remember Joe Biden a few months ago was accused of sexually assaulting somebody back in the 80? You said you believe the accusers and that he did it. Boy, you forgot about that. Huh? Yeah. Also, you said Jussie Smollett. You jumped on that train right after it happened. A week after it happened, you said, I believe this happened to him. It's a modern day lynching. And you still haven't taken that down from your website, I was told. Okay. But you know what? She's like every politician, left or right, middle. Say anything because it's all about power. You said he was a sexual assault. Fuck it. I'll work with him. Put that aside. A couple of fingers. Big deal. Dirty, dirty whore. President Trump's reelected campaign swiftly responded to Biden's

selection of Harris, branding the pair slow Joe and phony Kamala. Come on, we can do better than that. How about Joe blowing the dirty hoe? That was pretty good. Kamala Harris ran for president by rushing to the radical left, embracing Bernie's plan for socialized medicine. This is what the Trump people said, calling for trillions in new taxes, attacking Joe Biden for his racist policies, but now she's working with him. Biden and Harris famously clashed at a heated confrontation over the issue of busing to desegregate public schools during the Democratic presidential debate. You remember this little thing here, don't you? You know, there was a little girl in California who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools. And she was bused to school every day.

And that little girl was me oh is that right you turned into a feminist war clip if you shut the fuck up and let me read my list there's the look at biden gotta look on it oh fuck she got my balls in a vice here and that little girl was me the jamaican indian And that little girl was me. The Jamaican Indian. Bussing was stupid. I think it was Ted Kennedy's idea originally.

But we put all that aside and we can work together and bring the country together. Oh, it's such a fucking sad thing, isn't it? Harris reckoned as California attorney general and district attorney in san francisco was heavily scrutinized during the democratic primary and turned off some liberals and younger black voters who saw her as out of step on issues of systemic race it's there's no such thing systemic racism in the legal system really i'm gonna do a couple stories today where they let murderers and rape we did them yesterday fucking fucking rapists out because COVID was coming into the jail and he, you know, but, and police brutality. She tried to strike a balance on these issues. So she's actually, this is the only thing we like about it. She's sort of for law and order, declaring herself a progressive prosecutor who backs law

enforcement reforms. And then I saw an article, I didn't pull it, but they did a poll already with young people, young Democrats, and they're kind of disappointed that Joe picked her. Because they believe in all that systemic pipeline from fucking whatever to jail. They believe all that horse shit. Make me a sandwich. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. And I'll make me a sandwich segment tonight.

When President Trump on Tuesday attacked Kamala Harris for being extraordinarily nasty to Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings, Harris, who Joe Biden had early announced running, went viral for aggressively questioning Kavanaugh's sexual misconduct allegations during the justices' heated 2018 confirmation hearings, where she also touched on abortion laws and Trump's reaction to the 2017 white

supremacist rally in Charlottesville. Here's where she asked Kavanaugh. Well, she's asking about abortion, but she does it in a tricky, gotcha kind of way. Can you think of any laws that give government the power to make decisions about the male body? Yes, rape. We can't put our hard dicks in anybody at any time. Who's the black guy in the days back then? I'm happy to answer a more specific question.

Male versus female. There are medical procedures. That the government has the power to make a decision about a man's body? It's not about your pussy. You're asking about medical procedures that are unique to men. I'll repeat the question. Can you think of any laws that give the government

the power to make decisions about the male body? I'm not thinking of any right now, Senator. Yes, I can't put my balls in a girl's mouth in the Third Isle at Walmart. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. My vagina is furious. Yes, it is. And it stinks. This is why I can't get on Fox Nation. Shit like

this. She's just an angry woman. I got to be honest, though. I think she's attractive. You, Rez? She's attractive. I bet you in her heyday, she was a piece of ass. I'd like to get her and Pelosi together in a hot tub

and fucking drown them both. Anyways, yeah, Trump said she was extraordinarily nasty to Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, now Justice Kavanaugh, said during the briefing, she was nasty to a level that was just horrible. Now Justice Kavanaugh said during the briefing, she was nasty to a level that was just horrible. The thing, the way she was, the way she treated now Justice Kavanaugh. And I won't forget that soon. Ooh, sounds like a threat there. And then he said, make me a sandwich.

Make me a fucking sandwich. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Get that guy on the show. The former California Attorney General also prodded Kavanaugh as to whether he agreed with Trump's comments in response to Charlottesville rally that both sides would have blamed for the violence. Remember that? And they debunked that a week after it happened. That is not what he said. She's just a fucking phony.

But so they're all phony. You know what I mean? So I'm interested because black people, they did a poll, over 81% of them don't want the police defunded. Yet they were pissed at her for being tough on crime in L.A. So I don't know how that fits into the equation. But nobody's going to be tougher than Trump on it, you know. I hope.

I'm a little disappointed he hasn't sent in the Marines into Portland. Fucking open fire with, again, rubber bullets. Don't want to hurt these pussies. Here's an interview from May 12th of 2019 when Kamala Harris went one-on-one with Jake Tapper. As she knows, she's a big fan of Bernie's take on health care. And this is her view. Remember this when you fucking pulled the lever that she said this about health care.

So you support giving universal health care and Medicare for all to people who are in this country illegally? Let me just be very clear about this. I am opposed to any policy that would deny in our country any human being from access to public safety,

public education, or public health, period. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. You're fucking crazy. Do you think she believes an ounce of that? Do you understand that would be a magnet from everybody over the planet to come to the United States to get healthcare? Third world shitholes.

Do you understand that? She knows that. Say what you have to say to grab that power. Anybody, anybody who is in our borders, doesn't matter if they just snuck over, should get free education, health care. What the fuck? Have you looked at the debt?

You Jamaican Indian phony. I'm more black than her. I actually have black blood on me, I'm Italian. Jamaica man. Anyway, remember she fucking lied about smoking weed and listening to Snoop Dogg? She was on some radio show. And then somebody did research. And the time that she mentioned, I guess she said she was in, I don't know, college.

And they went back into the timeline. This song wasn't even out yet. I don't know, college. And they went back into the timeline. This song wasn't even out yet. Anyway, that's his pick. Let me just say this about that. She's Jamaican.

She's Indian. She's not black. Close enough. I wonder if Joe's going to go to her. Hey, man, if you ain't black. What? You could be the VP. So she's lying about beer. Here we go.

Kamala Harris. This is at Breitbart. This is fucking great. Kamala Harris is an African-American. She's ethnically Indian and Jamaican. That's not the same thing this person said.

You are correct, sir. This is the, what's his name? Hassan Kassim? Raheem Kassam. Close enough. You know, he's one of the nine terrorists

that hit the towers. He survived. He just had the wind knocked out of him, apparently. She says her mother's Indian, her father's from Jamaica. Kamala Harris makes history as first... So he says

makes history as first African American politician who was not African of heritage. And again, why that's important is because the left they're sticklers when people do shit and lump groups in you know i mean so you gotta call them on the bullshit joe biden recently implied blacks in america are a monolith now by calling his vp pick kamala harris african-american the media is endorsing his racist position that all blacks are the same.

It's really fucking hilarious coming on the heels of his comments last week. While the media will continue to portray Harris as African-American, it's important to note her mother was from India and her father was from Jamaica. Jamaica, man. Come to Jamaica. That's not typically what people think of when they say african american this guy says i'm indian for example i don't go around pretending to be black political activist ali alexander of half african extraction himself noted the matter over a year

ago tweeting kamala harris is not an american black she She's half Indian, half Jamaican. I'm so sick of people robbing American blacks like myself of our history. It's disgusting. He was met with derision from white liberal reporters in the establishment media who demanded there was no difference. You racist fucks. You lecture us every day and night for the last 30 years how racist we are on the right. The fact that Democrats would select an Indian Jamaican candidate and build them as African-American in a year marred by Black Lives Matter rights would usually be unthinkable. country in the history of the planet uh he says then you remember the they continuously call men who identify as women women and allow them to compete in women's sports which is a that's a great point your son looks like a fag to me you know your son looks like a fag to me he's got a woman's body but uh he's bending down to run the 300 meters and his nuts are hanging out

of his shorts they call this an important distinction they call this important distinction saying that kamala harris is not a racial attack on harris as they uh have uh in the past even though the writer of this article shares an ethnic background with Harris, Indian. He says, but don't take my word for it. Kamala Harris' own father, her own dad lashed out about her race grifting, telling a Canadian magazine last year, this is her dad talking, my dear departed grandmothers, as well as my deceased parents must be turning in their grave right now to see their family's name, reputation, and proud Jamaican identity being connected in any way, jokingly or not, with a fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy-seeker and in the... Wow, he's going heavy on the fucking American blacks, isn't he?

Pot-smoking. Well, she said that herself. Pot-smoking joy-seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics he says speaking for myself and my immediate jamaican family we wish to categorically disassociate ourselves from this travesty he said i would tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again and i suspect there'll be a large number of African-Americans across the U.S. who aren't happy with the ethnicity or race being co-opted to suit a political candidate who shares a little with them. So you hear that, black people? She's not even black, but they're using her. So you're being used again by the Biden and the Democrats.

You're being used again. Trump gave you the lowest unemployment, the most fucking, black people had more jobs in the history of the country. It should be easy. If there was no MSNBC, no CNN, no ABC, CBS, NBC,

whatever the fuck, Washington, you know, the Republicans would win every year. The only reason the fucking Democrats are even in the race every year is because they have the mainstream media as a propaganda arm. So I hope black people get upset at that. that uh the same for the native americans who weren't so hot on elizabeth warren prancing around pretending to be uh one of them All right, take it easy. You know why I let that play so long? College football. You don't understand. I like college football more than anything on the goddamn planet.

Anything. What am I going to do all fall? Pac-12 dropped out. college football more than anything on the goddamn planet. Anything. What am I gonna do all fall? Pac-12 dropped out, Big Ten dropped out. So you can't have college football. What are you gonna watch, Fordham versus Vermont? This is fucking Christ. The truth many are learning and that many already knew is that the left does in fact class all immigrants as one group and they ruthlessly attack ethnic minorities who deviate from the

liberal plantation i should know i've been one of them he's this is the guy that wrote this he's indian he said early on in my career i was told by a left-wing activist in the United Kingdom that I couldn't be a conservative because I was brown. You're one of us, he said, or words to that effect. He later apologized, but the cat was out of the bag. That's how they think. Again, do as I say, not as I do. Let's stay on the Biden family. The only bigger asshole in the Biden family

other than Joe is his son, Hunter. Looks like Brian Williams. Hunter Biden settled a $450,000 tax debt within six days last month, despite recently claiming he was too broke to pay child support, according to a new report. too broke to pay child support according to a new report he couldn't pay child support but he settled his 450 000 bet that's his wife is actually

she's got dramatic music, too, when she fights. Yeah, the son of the presidential candidate was slapped with a hefty lean on July 9th by District of Columbia, Columbia, Columbia, Jesus Christ. Hey, did you check out the Columbia? For unpaid state income taxes and despite having no clear job, was able to resolve the bill in the space of a week. A spokesman for the office of the chief financial officer in D.C. confirmed to the publication that the younger Biden, 50,

was released on July 15th after the tax issue was resolved. Huh. Talk about white privilege. Must have been some of that chink money. Remember, he worked on an energy which he knew nothing about. I look fucking crazy with this hat, these glasses. Look like an offensive coordinator for Clemson. Air right, better boy.

Green left. 131 slant. X, Y, Z. Go route. I have a Patreon question. Oh, for the love of Christ. Timmy R. Wilmington, North Carolina. Hey, Nick, with the Democrats picking the worst possible candidate,

who then picks the worst possible VP candidate, Kamala Harris? Is it possible the Dems are trying to throw the election on purpose so they can get back to the blame game politics they are known for? No. Next question. game politics they are known for no next question um no i and and uh tim i still say that uh i'm still sticking to my guns that something's gonna happen to biden he's gotta come out of his mouse hole if he says he doesn't want to debate right right? Nobody's, everybody's going to go, oh, fuck him then. We know he can't run.

He's not, you know, he's not suited to run. And now Kamala Harris, I mean, she's just fucking, she's just transparent in her hypocrisy. But no, they don't want to fucking throw the election so the Republicans take it. They're all about the White House. And as far as the blame game, that will be on steroids once they have the House

and the Senate and the... You kidding me? You won't recognize this country. Why do you think they're trying to have mail-in ballots? Fucking rot with fraud. It's been proved a thousand times. Anyways, before the pandemic,

Senate Republicans have been preparing to invest Hunter Biden's job on the board of notoriously corrupt Ukrainian gas company, Barisma Holdings, for which he was paid $50,000 a month. That's $48,000 more than I make doing the show a month. Despite having no experience in the energy sector,

he did a change of light bulb, he said, when he was in high school. Hunter Biden's financial woes were made public last year when he was sued by an ex-stripper with whom he fathered a child. He argued he couldn't make child support payments because he was broke. Now I'm starting to like him. Shut that kid up. I'm trying to get laid up in here. I attest that I am unemployed

and have no monthly income since May 2019, the former lobbyist wrote in a November 2019 affidavit before settling with the woman out of court. The father of five also told the court he was in. He's more black than fucking Kamala Harris is. Bang and strip his five kids being super tax trouble. Guarantee his credit stores in the shit or two. his credit stores in the shit or two.

His wife accused him of blowing their money on hookers, strip clubs, and drugs. Don't make me start liking this guy. Biden became a father for the fifth time in March when his second wife, Destiny, no, Melissa Cohen. That was one of my best tweets recently. Remember, I read that it said 98% of the strippers were molested as kids or whatever. That's why they became strippers. That explains why 100% of them are named Destiny.

Great fucking tweet. Got 11 likes because I'm being shadowbanned. of them named destiny it's a great fucking tweet got 11 likes because i'm being shadow man uh anyways uh he married cohen just weeks after splitting from holly biden the widow of his late brother beau anybody is that kind of weird i don't know i don't mean to judge I mean, maybe she's a real piece of ass, but that means he was drooling over her even when, huh? You know what I mean? I'd have to see her first before I judge. It'd be funny if she was like a 700-pound housemaid. Remember Arnie Schwarzenegger banged his maid? She looked like a fucking mechanic from Brazil. Remember Arnie Schwarzenegger banged his maid?

She looked like a fucking mechanic from Brazil. The couple continue to be spotted driving a Porsche Panamera, which retails at $129,000, and Biden purchased a $2.5 million home in Hollywood Hills last June. Nothing to see here. Please, Pittsburgh. Nothing to see here. Please. June. That's the future president. Maybe that's his kid. Laura Loomer. You know who she is?

She's like a right wing chick that was always on Twitter doing. Maybe she went to Pelosi's house and was banging on the door. She always did these stunts and stuff. She was always out there until she got booted from every platform. She's running in Florida. Laura Loomis says Xfinity Comcast, that's the cable company, your internet provider, cable company, banned her text emails,

claims Dem opponent has ties to the media giant, is what she says. Florida Republican congressional candidate Laura Loma, who was reportedly ahead in her bid to unseat incumbent Democrat rep Lois Frankel, took, that's, what's his name? Who? Did you see? Victor Frankel took... That's... What's his name? Who? Did you see? Victor Frankel. No, who's that? Oh my

God. I am fucking losing my shit in public. Who's the Minnesota guy that was on SNL that got caught grabbing tits? Oh my God. This is the saddest show ever. Is it his last name?

No, that's Franken. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ, I'm sounding like my dad. Ew, Frank something. Frankarini? Unbelievable. Al Franken is what I was trying to think. Anyway, she's ahead of this lois frankel she took to social media on tuesday to announce xfinity has banned her from sending texts and

emails to supporters comcast here in palm beach county she says is one of the only internet service providers and sometimes the only one that you have available and as a republican frontrunner in my congressional race i have now been banned the 27 year old former undercover journalist added you fucking believe this i am here i have things to say and not only that there are tweets online of comcast publicly thanking my democrat opponent opponent so there's clearly a tie to comcast and my opponent worst fucking cable company ever by the way uh she continued adding that frankl is one of only 31 members of congress who owns comcast stock now it makes sense huh oh that dirty cogsucker what is happening to me is probably going to start happening to other conservative candidates

and other conservatives in general, she said. In June, the Luna campaign released internal polling show her nine points ahead of Frankel, noting that the National Republican Congressional Committee at the time was not supportive of her candidacy. Luma has managed, by the way, Matt Goetz, the Florida senator or congressman, he's backed her. So is Roger Stone. Luma has managed to dramatically out-fundraise her GOP opponents. And in the first quarter of this year, she out-raised Frankel two and a half to one. That's good news, I think, for Trump as far as Florida. On Monday, former Trump advisor and longtime associate Roger Stone, Roger Stone, along with rep Matt Goetz endorsed Loomer at an event hosted by Palm Beach Republican

Party. I thought she was just like a flaky broad, you know, a real right winger who's out there, kind of an activist type. She's actually an undercover journalist. She says, I'm going to win, she said, adding her victory uh will be the first uh time a d platform candidate will get a party nomination frankl won the district in 2016 with 60 of the vote uh and in 2018 she ran unopposed you're a loser you'll always be a loser. So let's check out this video. She put out a video proving that Xfinity is, you know, banning her texts and emails. I'll show you all how the telecommunications companies, and this is Xfinity. This is Xfinity that we're on right now.

You click on it, and it's supposed to go. You saw it's supposed to go to my campaign page and it says we've blocked access so Xfinity is now blocking access to my campaign donation pages and my campaign website and they're calling it dangerous you believe it? so now it's not just the big tech companies

cable companies are get involved. Fucking wartime. We're getting close, folks. I better get to that range and zero in that scope. I'm going to make an ass myself up there. I know it.

I'll be shooting fucking, I'll be hitting targets to my right. I don't know how to do this shit. I played hockey growing up. I'm not from South Carolina. Got a picture of Haley Biden. Yikes.

She looks like, who does she look like? What guy? I'm sure, well, she's not like, whatever. She's got the fucking jaw of the rifleman the smile of the joker and the fucking hair of Gene Simmons look at him with a smirk on his face that's right

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If you're under 70, it's still 0.14 or 4.1. Who cares how many cases? Kids, oh, kids are starting. They don't even know they have symptoms. And here's another thing. I don't know where I read this. I got to bring this article in. There was a nurse in Florida who sent out 20 tests, right?

She didn't even test anybody. She just sent them out to the lab to see. They come back and they had, I think, nine of them were positive. So don't tell me there's not some shit going on politically. Still laugh at people. But in Hawaii, which is a nice liberal state, Hawaii is regularly seeing triple-digit increases in COVID-19 infections.

It's spreading faster there than anywhere else in the nation. It underscores just how fast the virus is spreading. Who cares? Oh, boy, you. Experts say that Hawaii now has the highest reproduction rate in the nation. What's that got to do with COVID? Fucking it. At 1.6. In other words, every person who gets sick

is passing the virus on to 1.6 other individuals on average. I went out with a 1.6 once when I got out of college. Oh my God. Glass eye, club foot, hair lip, mohawk. Nice guy though. Anyways, that is very, very high, Honolulu Mayor Kirk Cobble said. Wow. Thank you, Mayor.

Anything above one means the virus is spreading quickly. The next closest state is South Dakota, which surprised the shit out of me. Well, there's eight people in South Dakota. At 1.2 in Texas, the number is 1.16. at 1.2 in texas the number is 1.16 dr scott miskovich who has overseen mass testing events statewide on the mainland said hawaii's reproduction rate is bad news it's just a glaring example of how we need to be serious about this we need to wear masks and we need social distancing the fucking liberal liar said you know what's funny this it only affects really one demographic old people right isn't it hilarious

biden will be the oldest president if he got elected. He's the same age as Reagan was when Reagan left office. So COVID could. You could assassinate this president by having an Asian woman sneeze on his fucking BLT. Who's with me? Ding dong now. We are spreading it in closed respiratory environments, he said. Get outside. It's very serious.

That's easy for you to say. You live in Hawaii. Why aren't you outside anyways? You're in Hawaii, for Christ's sake. People in Detroit going to go outside? Chicago, catch a bullet in the ass? It's true, though. Get out in the fresh air.

See people jogging with a mask on. You dumb fucking people. You people have no idea how to fucking defend a nation. What do you say the Bill Hicks, one of my favorite comic heroes, comedians, once said the average American has an emotional level of about eighth grade. I think he was being generous. But this video proves it. Even though I agree with this guy, a guy threw a tantrum at a supermarket in Arizona about wearing a face mask. And I agree with this point, but it just shows how childish.

I mean, just get in the manager's face or whatever. But don't fucking you don't have to cut. You know, they know they're going to go viral. They just even grown men now. This this was almost embarrassing. Like I said, I agree. But a new incident in a Tucson, Arizona grocery shop, specifically a Sprouts. Specifically, a Sprouts. Oh, it's called Sprouts. Only in the fucking West. Fucking Sprouts.

Honey, did you go to Green Diaries and pick up some eggs? Has gone viral after a man who had a tantrum about mask requirements. He's carried out of the store by a younger gentleman who is reportedly his son. Let's take a look at this. People won't learn. These people won't learn. You're a bunch of idiots wearing masks. You know it's not real.

Look at you fools. You got a fucking doily on your face, you retard. It looks like you fucking got it off your mom's countertop! Sounds like a New Yorker. You look like an idiot, you're the child! Try to make me wear a mask! Hey, fuck you, asshole! Shut up!

Shut up, boy! You're a dork, look at you, you giant fucking dork! What are you gonna do? You're a dork, good boy! Come outside! Come outside and show me how tough you are! Fucking little- I'll beat that fucking mask off your face like a fucking retard! You gotta grow up.

Fucking pussy! You're not a kid anymore. You gotta grow up. Not my dad! You also hear something! I'll get a stupid! Do do it! Not my dad!

Not my dad! Oh, what a real tough guy. I mean, I agree with the fucking mask or shit, but you know, don't you get all tough on a fucking manager at a grocery store. You're a real badass. That accent sounded like Chicago or New York or whatever. But I mean, what the fuck is this guy's problem? His father picks him up. I mean, his son picks him up. Nick, what's your problem? I got a little Joe Biden in me. Confrontations like these have continuously taken place across the country over the last

few months. One state has decided to do something about it. Illinois, naturally, it's make more laws, has now made it a felony to assault workers trying to enforce mask wearing policies. Anyone who assaults an employee can be prosecuted for aggravated battery, which is usually a felony in the state. So you do that. You make tough laws as far as managers and supermarkets, but you're making cops susceptible to lawsuits and you want to defund police in Chicago. Let that sink in for a minute, cheese dicks. The new law arrives as incidents between workers and customers have become even more contentious. Recent episodes include a Staples customer attacking an older customer in New Jersey.

We showed that. Black girl throwing an old white girl at a woman. A confrontation between Ralph's employee and a customer in Los Angeles, which involved pepper spray. We are children, adult children. And a woman allegedly urinating in a California Verizon store. Big deal. I took a dump in a Verizon store and they wouldn't renew my contract.

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shit, and now, you know, phone company's going to start. I didn't even mention, Laura Loma has been kicked off PayPal, one of the credit cards, tried to shut her down, kicked off Facebook, Twitter, all the other platforms because of her political views. When you don't let somebody make a living because of their political, that's fascism. That's like the definition of fascism. Not to mention, you're squashing the First Amendment. So,

that's why it's so important that you guys support the show. More COVID. I just showed the guy throwing a fit in the supermarket. It's spreading all over the place. A man reportedly punched

a 17-year-old worker in the face at the Sesame Place theme park. Where else? I got my head punched in. Sesame Place theme park in Pennsylvania after the employee told a mass where we're crying on the premise. You fucking believe this? I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck.

the premise. You fucking believe this? I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck. The suspect is still wanted for Sunday's assault at the theme park located 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia in Langhorne. The man, believed to be between the ages of 20 and 30, was with a woman when the teen worker let him know about the park's

mask policy. Later in the day, the man ran into the teen again at Captain Cookie's High Seas. I can't make this shit up. Captain Cookie's High Seas Adventure Ride. And he socked him in the face. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up.

Pang. So I come to him. What are you going to tell me, tough guy? I don't know, Oscar the Grouch. I wish I was big just fucking once, big bird. The teen required surgery, okay? Monday for his injuries he sustained to his jaw. The worker also sustained tooth damage.

This is probably a sucker pint. What a fucking... The suspect and the woman fled the park in a car that was registered in New York. My God, it's getting rough out here. I'm doing Sesame Street impressions. Help. Our father.

Dead air. Raps is getting nervous. Like good producers do. I got a new hero out there. It used to be Chuck Connors, the rifleman, because he played for the Celtics. He played professional baseball for the Cubs and the Brooklyn Dodgers, got drafted in pro football by the Bears. Then I found out he liked to, you know, bang guys in the ass,

so I took the edge off that one. But here's a guy, eccentric millionaire john mcafee arrested after wearing safe lacy thong as coronavirus mask can know delicious thank you i hope it's dirty dirty dirty this guy is a handful you know mcafee right the antivirus software you guys use he invented it he likes that apparently likes computers and Snatch. Usually that doesn't go together. Writing on Twitter, McAfee, known for developing the first commercial antivirus software, said he refused to remove the underwear for his health's sake.

Wife Janice McAfee later began posting on the account saying John had been arrested and that she had been detained. We have her at the detention center. She put some footage up there. Yes, here we are. That's McAfee's wife. You can see a very empty terminal. It's quite spooky in this motherfucker.

Hey, watch your mouth. It's a Nick DiPaolo joke. Hopefully you guys shall be seeing Mr. McAfee soon. She got champagne in her hand I will do my best to get him Situated and out of Out of custody But you know how he is

What can we do Just ride along and You know wear our seatbelts So here's to you Twitter It's like 10am She's got champagne That guy's living. Guy's a fucking Wyoming.

Apparently he has a little bit of a record. That's a combination you don't find often, like a tech nerd who's fucking. McAfee 75. Did you see that picture of him with two broads? You're like in their 20s. I didn't send that to you today. Anyways, he ran the company between 87 and 94. He later founded a number of other companies,

and prior to 2008, Financial Crash was worth about an estimated 60 million pounds. He has had numerous run-ins with the law in the past, claims not to have paid taxes since 2010. What, he just admits that in a tweet monday mcafee said he had been stopped by authorities in norway and wrote my coronavirus mask is the problem i am insisting it is the safest available and i'm refusing to wear anything else for my health's sake authority question mark pictures showed him with black

underwear covering his mouth and nose and the straps hooked over his ears the guy's an inventor it's like a fucking horny ben franklin he then posted a picture of himself laughing with a police officer and wrote that he would have to cancel an appearance that he'd been scheduled for uh that evening i fucking love that his wife uh has no problem with this most wives would be busting your chops. Well, Tony, what about the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in over the years? The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. Carmela, what the fuck? You know what comes in this life. saw how dicky mouth dasanti raised his kids who the fuck are you to be surprised as other women finally tonight i meet the press I'm going to wear a bow tie. How fucking good would that be? A nice fucking monocle with a fucking chain on it.

Here's a Black Lives Matter Chicago leader. She runs the chapter in Chicago on the looting of stores. This infuriated me so much. It didn't infuriate me because I know this is the mentality that a lot of black people think that because of slavery they're owed everything for free. Okay? A lot of them believe

that. Nick, how many? I don't know. 41, 42. Out of 30. Okay? But this is a racist okay never hear that a black racist this is a whitey hater at least she's being honest but this is her opinion on all the looting that went on sunday night in chicago i care if somebody decides to loot a gucci or a Macy's or a Nike, because that makes sure that that person eats. That makes sure that that person has clothes. That's reparations.

That is reparations. Anything they want to take, take it, because these businesses have insurance. They're going to get their money back. My people aren't getting anything. You stupid fucking mouth cut. That's reparations. Go ahead, loot. Because my people aren't getting anything?

Really? There's a lot of black people doing better than I'll ever do. You just hate white people. It's in your fucking DNA, lady. That's reparations. Take what you like. You're not the only ones who are fucking oppressed in this country.

Stupid glasses. Look at her hair. It's made of 19-use tampons. Fucking garbage face. You listening? Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that? And I'll tell you another thing.

Frankly, you're beginning to smell. That's how I feel about her. Just loot. Take it. You're owed it. Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather might have been a slave. It's a good way to go through life. Holding a chip on your shoulder

about something that happened 12 millennials ago. Nick, what do you mean? Jim Crow laws were in the 50s. We've had a black president. He won two terms. End of fucking story. Not to mention Oprah, Tiger Woods, the NBA, the NFL for the last 20-something

years. I don't want to hear it. Black and brown people are trying to sneak into this country. So lady, you're full of shit. Social movement. Black Lives Matter is a domestic terrorist organization that people seem to have forgot. They're a Marxist organization. That's it. I'm losing my voice. Again, thank you guys. As far as contributions, my God,

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