The Nick DiPaolo Show - To Impeach or Not to Impeach | Nick DiPaolo Show #253

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

Omar backs Bernie. Desmond is amazing. Whistle blower to take Rep questions. MONDAY - THURSDAY 11AM ET #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

🎵 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! You gotta get it. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah! Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. On a filthy Monday in Georgia, how are you? How was your Halloween? I gotta tell you about that in a few seconds.

Boy, black people and white people trick-or-treat differently, let me tell you. Raz, what are you doing man I'll get Jason back here Fucking too sweet What's going on We're coming to you as usual live On a Monday We'll do it live

Facebook, YouTube, all that shit We'll do it live, fuck it Take it easy What are we doing What's going on right now I have no idea Anyways before I forget, big announcement. Listen up, folks.

I will be interviewing Colin, a phoner. He'll be calling me. Donald Trump Jr. will be calling into the show. We will put this out on Thursday for free so everybody can see it. Do I have your attention now, you lib fucks? That's right. The president of the United States' son is calling my show. Do I have your attention now? So, yeah, we're looking forward to that. It's a big get for us.

And then we'll have David Letterman's Taylor on the next day. But anyways. Halloween, real quick. Folks, you know, I live in Georgia. You probably know the time by now, but I don't want to say it. But anyways, unbelievable. I should have gave you the clip, Raz, of the house. We have a mannequin with a devil on it sitting on our porch. I had the door half open. There was candles burning.

We had the theme playing out of my bow speaker to Halloween. I was sitting in another chair on the front porch dressed like Pennywise. And have you ever seen black trick-or-treaters? It was the funnest night. I didn't have this much fun trick-or-treating as a fucking kid. Black people, they had me crying. First of all, this little kid comes up. He's about eight years old.

And I got the Halloween thing playing. And I'm sitting there trying to be a mannequin. First he goes, you fake. And then he goes, that's fake, and you real. That's what he said. And then the Halloween music playing, he goes, that's my jam right there. And he starts fucking dancing like Michael Jackson. I'm like, oh, this is going to be a night to remember. dancing like Michael Jackson. I'm like, oh, this is going to be a night to remember. And then, you know, I know this is politically incorrect, but it's the Nick DiPolo show. Black people don't handle the supernatural very well. I think we know that. If you ever gone to a horror movie,

you know, they're fucking jumping out of their seats. And so but I'd say 98 percent of the trick or treat is it came to my door with black and like four white kids. And they just wandered up all fucking cocky and shit. But these kids were just the little kid comes up like seven years old. He goes to my wife. Is that real? She goes, no, it's a mannequin. She knocks on the devil. You know, we had a mannequin set up in one chair. And he goes, then he points at me. He goes, is that real? My wife goes, I don't know, just touch his knee and find out.

And I went, fucking candy went flying. The mothers ran up the sidewalk. When I saw they got scared, I got out of my fucking, I got out of my seat and started walking like Jason, just casually.

They were fucking screaming all the way up the, woman dropped her cell phone, it broke into like three pieces. And then there were other people who were so cool with it. They came up. They want to pick this little black girl.

She must have been maybe a year and a half old. She had the Pennywise paint on her face. So I took a picture. You guys probably saw it on Instagram with the red balloon and shit. It was the most fun I ever had. I was drinking. You know, I had a little thing. It looked like a soda bottle and fucking vodka in it.

And oh, my God, I've had so much fun. Black people pull up. They do it differently. Pull up in a white Escalade and fucking 11 kids pour out of their back. Never seen anything like it in my life. But people taking pictures. And this is, how about this? How about we had 75 to 80 trick-or-treaters.

My wife had to run to Rite Aid three times, four times. 30 bags of candy we went through. I'm on the porch going, hey, excuse me, diabetes in your community? Hello. Little black kid, he was dressed like a pirate. He had a peg leg. And I said, I see you already got the sugar foot. No more fucking Snickers for you.

The mother just looking at me. Sometimes they don't find it very funny. fucking Snickers for you. The mother just looking at me. Sometimes they don't find it very funny. I never have more goddamn fun in my life. Can't wait till next year. We're going to have 400 people. Our house was the talk of the street. I never get into that shit, but there was

no good college football on. There was nothing to watch. I sat out there and quietly get drunk behind a pen. Kid goes, it's Pennywise. I'm like, who the fuck is Pennywise? Kid's like, you ain't got Netflix, stupid. That's not, he didn't say stupid. He said something else, but it was so goddamn funny. And then another kid was scared.

He's about eight years old. He's afraid to come up the walk. He saw the mannequins. His father grabs him by the arm, visibly angry because this kid was being a little puss. He goes, I got your back. He's dragging the kids, trying to backpedal. Oh, my God. That's called celebrating diversity and actually celebrating our differences.

That's how it's supposed to be done. That's what's fun, okay? I said to Radz, who was black, I said, your people don't do well. Your people. First of all, that's a no-no. With the supernatural, do they? Anyways. Anyways, let's get right to it.

Speaking of scary stuff, Ilhan Omar, she was out stumping last night for Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders is a president who will fight against Western imperialism is what this fucking witch said. I can't stand this broad. Durka Durka. Muhammad Jihad. Haka Sherpa Sherpa. Can you imagine? We're not even 20 years out from the worst terror attack in the United States in the homeland.

And we got this broad in a hijab. And she's all fired up about killing Western imperialism. How did we get to this point? Not even 20 years out. I'm telling you, made me sick. Here she is stumping for Bernie last night. I am beyond honored and excited for a president who will fight against Western imperialism and fight for a just world. Fucking wreck.

And I am excited. Pause. By the way, that's Minnesota applauding. Bunch of fucking idiots. They don't even, when she says Western imperialism, they're probably thinking about West Coast, California. They don't even realize she's shitting on everything that we represent. Let's say that's the biggest problem in the world. Western imperialism. What a fucking jerk off.

Look, take off your hat. I am excited. OK, Q-tip head. I am excited. I am excited for President Bernie Sanders. Listen to that. The guy's a socialist, and fucking middle America is applauding by the thousands. We are in some deep shit. Thank God for fucking Trump. I don't know how we're going to stop it. But that's her, she thinks that's the biggest problem in the world, Western imperialism.

We plucked her out of some shithole in, where was she from? I don't know. Some detention center in Africa or something. I don't know. Why are you laughing? It's true. If you were a producer, you'd be Googling it and telling me. Rich.

I think she's from Somalia. Somalia. That's right. There you go. where's that japan anyways i hope she gets very sick and goes away uh let's stay on the democrat front these this impeachment fucking rat bastards uh whistleblower now willing to take republican questions his lawyer abruptly announces. Oh, we're going to actually do it the way it's supposed to be done?

Not so fast. Republican on the House Intelligence Committee would allow Republicans to ask questions. That doesn't make any sense. The surprise offer made to Devin Nunes, Republican, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee, would allow Republicans to ask questions of the whistleblower. Oh, thanks. Thanks for doing it the right way. Who spurred the impeachment inquiry without having to go through committee chairman rep fucking Adam Schiff.

His lawyers, this guy Zed, Zed, a longtime Trump critic, tweeted that the whistleblower would answer questions directly from Republican members in writing under oath. You get that in writing, in writing, can't even ask him in writing under oath and penalty of perjury. Part of a bid to stem the escalating efforts by Trump and his GOP allies to unmask the person's identity, which we should anyways. Well, how do we know this fucking person even exists? Queries seeking, identifying info about the whistleblower won't be answered. In other words, you can't ask questions about who he is. He says that those can't be answered. No, they're ignorant.

That's ignorant. He says we will ensure timely answers, Zed said. We stand ready to cooperate and ensure facts rather than partisanship dictates any process involving the whistleblower. You're making me sick. Zed, when asked by Fox News if Republicans had reached out, he said this. It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. He said there was no substantive response. Nunes' office did not immediately respond to Fox News' request for comment.

However, a GOP source involved in the impeachment inquiry told the Daily Beast Sunday afternoon that the offer might be insufficient. I don't think we will settle for scripted interrogations. We need a full accounting of his actions and how this was orchestrated. In late September, Schiff had promised testimony very soon. But in recent weeks, he shifted course and suggested the testimony was unnecessary because of the accounts already gathered from those more directly involved in the Ukraine issue. But he had promised in September they were coming forward. Well, we're waiting.

This is fucking unbelievable. Do you understand Schiff is running this whole thing? And he's saying, oh, we'll let you ask questions. But if he doesn't like the questions, he'll tell the people on the stand not to answer it. It's a fucking, this is like Russia circa 1940. This is unbelievable what's going on. Trump repeatedly demanded the release of the whistleblower's identity, tweeting Sunday that the person must come forward. He said, reveal the whistleblower and the impeachment hoax.

He says they know who it is. You know who it is. You just you just don't want to report it. Trump told reporters, you know, you'd be doing the public a service if you did. That's exactly right. The fucking media is so corrupt, and we've been through all this. This is unbelievable. This is coming right after we finish the two and a half years of Russian hoax.

It's very obvious, and if you guys don't agree to this, you're being intellectually dishonest. They know they can't beat him in 2020. They know they can't beat him on 2020. They know they can't beat him on the issues. So they're going to impeach him. That's all this is about. And it's going to backfire in their filthy faces. Republicans are said to have eyed a political opportunity in unmasking the CIA official. Yeah, they should do that. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? And Fox News reported in October that the whistleblower told the intelligence community inspector general that bias against the president might be alleged against him or for a third previously unreported reason.

Fox News previously reported the whistleblower was a registered Democrat and had prior work history with a senior Democrat. But the third potential indicator of bias remains unclear. Yeah, there you go. Trying to do it all behind closed doors. How fucking American. You people disgust me. Pelosi didn't want to do this. What does that tell you?

When she is the voice of reason in the room. Because she was around when the Republicans would have to build Clinton. And what did it do? It made his approval ratings go through the roof after. And, oh, boy. This is, between this, all right, between this, this impeachment thing, and then Trump leaking all the stuff about what went on in the Russia hoax, and the good economy, and he's actually getting black people on his side.

Democrats, your future is fucking dim. Unless, again, you pull off this scam. Anyways, may you all die in a house fire. Our father who art in heaven. Hello. Rich, it's a queer country, Rich. Go ahead. Well, another thing they're trying to do, too.

Talk into the mic. I can't hear you. Another thing they're trying to do, too, is to have electronic vote tallies instead of them going on the record and saying their name and how they're voting. So they're actually just trying to keep that all off the record so nobody's on the hook that's in a Trump district. Yeah, okay, thanks for that. What are we doing, 60 minutes now, you fucking cheese ass? It's a diverse country.

But again, as Ilhan Omar said, we have to stop Western imperialism. Why don't we start what's going on in this country? Here you go. This is the headline, maybe, M-A-E-B-E. Somebody told me that was a character on Arrested Development. Maybe a girl. That's the person's name. Might be Congress' first drag queen.

Did you hear what I just said? Congress' first drag queen. Did you hear what I just said? Congress first drag queen. Can we fucking lower the standards in this country anymore out of tolerance? I suck cock. I don't. And I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Okay, I don't have a problem with that.

Just stay out of the fucking politics. Silver Lake, California, by the way. Meet maybe Los Angeles, the first ever drag queen, elected to public office, an agenda-fluid politician who just may be California's next congresswoman. Oh, man. What do you call it? Congress?

Congress it? Congress it. Her full name is maybe a girl. Isn't that clever? I'm changing my name to Iz A Dick. I-Z, middle initial A, Dick. Her full name is Maybe A Girl, and in April she made history when she won a seat on the Silver Lake Neighborhood Council, becoming the first drag queen to be elected to office on the country.

Now she is setting her sights on Washington. Let's take a look at this broad. Rich wants a piece of her. She's the first drag queen elected to public office in the U. Now she is setting her sights on Washington. Let's take a look at this, Brad. Rich wants a piece of her. She's the first drag queen elected to public office in the U.S. I'm Itai Hott in Silver Lake with a story. He's gay, but that's irrelevant. Go ahead. Any straight people in this story? A former term politician who wants to move from neighborhood council to Capitol

Hill. To your bathroom. That's right. Dust up that ugly face. Meet Maybe, L.A.'s first drag queen elected to public office, a gender fluid politician who just may be California's next congresswoman. You know, my definition of gender fluid is jizz. Go ahead. I can ignore you when you're seven foot tall in heels. Her full name is Maybe a Girl. And in April, she made history when she won a seat on the Silver Lake Neighborhood Council. Now she's setting her sights on Washington.

When I get elected to Congress, I want to start a committee that focuses on homelessness issues. Particularly because homelessness disproportionately affects LGBTQIA people. Does it really? Most of the people, most of the homeless people all over the streets are gay and queer? What a fucking farce this is, okay? Our community, our community. If I hear that we're a community,

that's the problem with this country. We have our zillion communities. None of us talk with you. The gay community, the black community, the Asian community, the trans community, the stripper. the Asian community, the trans community. What a country, huh? What a melting pot. Go ahead. Term elections ushered in a rainbow wave of LGBTQ politicians, with 10 lawmakers voted into office.

But so far. What? So 10 people who are out. That was 10 gay people. So 10 people who are out, that was 10 gay people. Although I saw that woman in there who just recently resigned. She swings both ways. Leave her alone. Go ahead.

There has never been a transgender member of Congress, which is why he is running for California's 28th district. A seat being held by Congressman Adam Schiff. Pause. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I hope she wins. Let's make a donation today. Did you just hear what? Did you hear that? She's going after Adam Schiff's seat. I would vote for her slash him slash it in a second.

Before I'd vote for that bug eyed fucking sweaty little litigious pencil neck geek who's trying to take down the president. The president single handedly. Go, maybe, girl. You go, girl. You go to Adam Schiff's house and punch him in the face with those giant hands. Surprisingly, everyone's treated me like just another regular person, which is really what I'm here to do, to show that queer people, trans people are regular people just like you and I. This is like Halloween at three in the afternoon. She knows it will be an uphill battle. Schiff is a central player in the impeachment inquiry against the president

and has close to $7 million on hand, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. She has nothing against Schiff. She just doesn't think he's the right person. Wait a minute. Now, if you're LGBTQ slash trans slash what, you're supposed to know how to dress. Did you see her fucking pants? She said she's almost seven foot with heels and she's wearing a, she went to the junior department.

Did you see? California's burning. It's not flooding, right? All right, fuck it. Go ahead. Person to represent her district. Hi, how are you? Which includes West Hollywood, Burbank, Silver Lake, and Echo Park.

There's people out there making decisions on behalf of our community that don't understand the struggles of being in our community. Pause. Do you hear that? Our community, our community. We don't understand that. I'm supposed to understand the struggles of a seven-foot trans whatever the fuck. Seriously.

Her sexuality slash his sexuality, that's the problem. Obsessed with it. We're all, we don't understand it. We're not fucking supposed to. You don't understand me. Looking at latinohousewives.org at three in the morning on my computer. Fucking try understanding that. Our community, our community.

Look, everybody in this thing is fucking... Go ahead. I'm on the Silver Lake Neighborhood Council, actually representing this region. She says she's running to win, but even if she doesn't, she's happy with her campaign so far. And even if we don't get the actual representation that we need this time, I hope that it's a way for somebody to come and do it anyways. All right. You're a pioneer. Congratulations. But I'm serious. I'm serious. I threw a few jabs. I'm just having fun. She's going after Adam Schiff's seat. Honest to God, if I could snap my fingers and make her win tomorrow. Oh, they should do a pay-per-view event, you know, get in the ring with Adam Schiff

and just fucking beat him silly with the drag shit on. What a country, folks, huh? Such a hateful country, huh? So intolerant. We have ten people coming out in California that are running. We'll have one. We've got this seven-footer who looks like a tight end for the Seattle Seahawks,

but was such a hateful, the most tolerant country to a fault. Rich, go ahead, say something stupid. You've got that gay look on your face. They'd have to change it to the Gays and Means Committee. Can you talk like a fucking adult? Louder. They'd have to change it to the Gays and Means Committee.

And why's that? As opposed to Ways and Means? That's because there's a lot of gays in Congress now No, you're doing a play on words Instead of gays, you want Ways Fucking brilliant I hope you find a lump on your nut and it spreads to your vagina Anyways Oh my god, help us

Is that enough tranny news for you? No, not in America in 2019 Anyways. Oh, my God, help us. Is that enough tranny news for you? No, not in America in 2019. Buckle up, because this next story, this kid makes her look like Ray Lewis. Or him. Again, I don't even know what pronouns to use. They. I use they for obese people in the LGB2.

Okay, if you don't like her, let's take a look at Desmond is amazing. The headline is Desmond is amazing is the future and we're here for it. Take a look at this. I'm giving you trigger warnings. Have a bucket to vomit in. Go ahead. Can you come up here?

You look gorgeous. I love inspiring people. So that's where I get a lot of the confidence. Because I am helping other people's lives to make sure that they express themselves. This is almost making me for bullying. Raz, how long would a kid like this lasted in all black school? Not long. And again, I can appreciate he's being independent and doing his thing.

But, oh, boy. Your son looks like a fag to me. Oh, that's unnecessary. Go ahead. Oh, that's unnecessary. Go ahead. You used to always be yourself and always be proud of who you are, no matter what anyone says to you. When I was two, after I saw season one of RuPaul's Drag Race. Pause. So his mother had win of RuPaul's Drag Race. Pause.

So his mother had him watching RuPaul at two. You could have switched over to a Dallas Cowboys-New York Giants game, and he might be dressed up like Barkley today. But anyways, maybe not. I'm trying to be, I know, folks. I know. 29. Oh, Nick, come on. Come on, this poor kid's going to get bullied like nobody's business. And I'm not saying rightfully so, by the way, but his mother is setting him up for a fucking ass whipping.

Because the truth of the matter is, once again, this makes up about.02% of the population. And there's a lot of people who ain't digging it. But go ahead, Desmond. You tell it. Tell it like Desmond. I started using my mom's towels, blankets, and bubble wrap, whatever I could get my hands on. I wrapped them around my body and put them on my head to make it look like I had a wig on. I started going to drag shows when I was five years old.

There you go. And it was very fascinating to see these people, like, dressing how they want. Yeah, RuPaul. TV doesn't have much effect on kids, does it? There you go. Pause. Yeah, RuPaul. TV doesn't have much effect on kids, does it? And we know what TV's made up of. It's an ultra-liberal business coming out of Hollywood. And you're seeing the headline,

This is the Future of America. I thank God I'm on the back nine of my life. Matter of fact, I hope I drowned in a fucking water hole. Go ahead. All this fierce makeup they had on. So yeah, it was pretty amazing. Overnight, I became like this viral superstar. And then I robed the whole way of the Pride Parade.

How's it going, Mama? And a fan. What's the world coming to? I started a fan page on Facebook called Desmond is Amazing. And I really love the name. So then I decided to keep my same name. All right, you get the idea. I can't. After maybe a girl, and I can't.

Oh, Nick, relax. It's like you said, it's a tiny segment of the pub. Yeah, but then they bring bullying to it, and then the mother gets on and explains how great it is and stuff. No mention of a dad. No mention of, you know, that's not important because, you know, it's not important to have a male figure in the house while growing up, right? Holy moly. Anyways, I

hope the kid survives junior high and high school and whatnot. By then, maybe the whole school will be like Desmond. I don't know. When I hear Desmond, I think Desmond Howard, Heisman. Not fucking figure skater. Anyways, I don't know what to make of it. I'm speechless.

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And then Friday, November 22nd, the Historic Ritz Theater, Brunswick, Georgia. Saturday, November 23rd, the Tift Theater in Tifton, Georgia. Then New Year's Eve, I'll be back at the Tarrytown Music Hall in Tarrytown, New York. And then in 2020, Friday, January 24th, the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut. Saturday, February 15th, the Kelsey Theater, Lake Park, Florida. And Friday, April 3rd, the Morgan Hill Event Center in Herman, Maine. So go to nickdip.com to get your ticket information. So you see the world we're living in.

That's new school, okay? The maybe a girl and the Desmonds of the world. It's versus old school. And I'm not talking about me. I'll go either way. But here's's versus old school. And I'm not talking about me. I'll go either way. But here's somebody who's old school. Here's a perfect case. Don Cherry, do you guys know who he is? He's one of my favorite sports figures of all time. He coached the Bruins in the late 70s. He's a hockey guy. His family was in the Mountie Police, and he does a lot of stuff with the military in Canada. He's a very controversial guy, but he's 84ie Police, and he does a lot of stuff with the military in Canada.

He's a very controversial guy, but he's 84 years old, and they still have him on TV. Well, he pissed off everybody on social media. They do a little segment with him on Hockey Canada Night where they look at clips, and they showed a clip of a guy getting knocked out by one of the Boston Bruins with a check, and he kind of laughed at it. Well, here's the video. All right, we're going to show the hit. Yeah, watch this here.

He runs at it. What happens is the visor hits the helmet. That's what I think happened. And his leg was shaking. Boy, when you see the leg shaking. And there he is, Saverin. Too bad. You got knocked the fuck out, man. He just got knocked out.

That's all. Moving all his extremities. Responsive. This is what? Yeah, well, we were worried. It was a scary time. What? Extremities.

That was a report that we got along to keep you posted. All right. But good luck to Scott. Pause. Pause. That was enough to get the social media, the virtue signalers, and the pantheons. He's laughing at a guy who might have been paralyzed. What's funny is the guy on the right is like a straight man.

He has to deal with this every time. Don Cherry and Sabrin hit. He just got knocked out. No big deal. Yes, Don, a brain injury tends to be no big deal. Can this guy go away, please? Sickening culture. He perpetual. No, no, no big deal. Yes, Don, a brain injury tends to be no big deal. Can this guy go away, please? Sickening culture, he perpetuates. No, Stephen Cross, you perpetuate a sickening culture, okay?

Big fucking, do you feel better now that you are more enlightened about, we all know about brain injuries and concussions, and it's part of the risk of playing pro sports, okay? And Don Cherry, yeah, it did come from a different era. Okay? We've evolved. We're studying the brain. Now somebody bangs their head in the locker room, they have to go into their tent for

two hours to make sure that, all because we live in a litigious society. But not everybody sees it your way, Stephen Cross. Oh, he's really helping perpetuate this sick culture. If you're watching hockey or pro football, you like that type of stuff. For some reason, the young sports writers, this is Dimitri or whoever, are not happy with our traditions.

They call it old-time hockey and ridicule it. That's a quote from Cherry. And, of course, this Dimitri guy, Rich, you're right, is here. Maybe it's because you're going on national TV and dangerously laughing off head injuries and spewing nonsense. Jesus, Don Cherry is embarrassing. Oh, you're so enlightened because he doesn't shit his pants when he sees somebody get knocked out in a sporting event. You're going to tell me these guys don't watch UFC and MMA and stuff? Okay, I'm sure you do. So you're a hypocrite.

Why do you watch that? The same reason we like car racing, to see cars flip over and burst into flames. Just by, but you see the PC, it's ingrained in them now. Oh, how dare you laugh at that. How does that fucking encourage any more of it or not? Sorry, I'm old school. Yeah, I'm 57. Jumping right on Twitter.

How dare you laugh at that guy? Guy got knocked silly. He was throwing the check. That's what was beautiful about that. And Rich, your thoughts. I know you had brain damage. I was more offended by the mustache suit that he had on. Will you turn him up?

I can fucking hardly hear him here. Go ahead. I was more offended by the mustache suit that he had on. Will you turn him up? I can fucking hardly hear him here. Go ahead. I was more offended by the mustache suit he had on. I know he had a mustache suit on. Somebody might take that wrong, you know. You know, there's plenty of Greek women and Italian women who have mustaches. And Puerto Ricans, they wouldn't like that jacket. Shut the fuck up.

Apparently, a lot of people like to see this because MMA is going through the roof. And I watched that this weekend. It was tremendous. I can't get enough of that shit. But that's me being a retrograde asshole. Any thought? You're going to get hurt. That's all I'm saying.

Run through a motherfucker face. So, Don Cherry, I'm with you. I actually interviewed him on my old radio show. When he coached the Bruins, they had the, they had, this was during the Broad Street Bullies.

The Broad Street Bullies had nothing on the Bruins. We had more fucking guys who could play hockey, but they were like black belts. It was fun. Me and my brother would take the train in

in the late 70s to see the Flyers when they came to town. The puck wouldn't even drop. It was like the movie Slapshot. They wouldn't even drop the opening puck and everybody would just square off. But you know, somebody could get hurt and bang their head and then be in a diaper. What a fucking soft world. Surprised at you, Canada.

More soft millennial speak. This is the headline here. This is a show in the UK Millennial sparks fury It's like a Good Morning America show Millennial sparks fury claiming children Shouldn't be taught about World War II Because it's bad for them For their mental health

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little commoner Shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? His name is Freddie Bentley, actually. As the conversation unfolded about the subject being taught in schools, Bentley claimed there were greater things in the world to worry about

than reflecting on history in the teachings or affecting youngsters' mental health. Do you hear what he's saying? Ignore history, literally. And what's the old saying, Rich, about history? What? I have no idea where you're going with that. Sorry.

Sorry. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. There you go. Where'd you go to school? Fucking Desmond's? DeVry. I went to DeVry. Yeah. Get off it. There you go. Where'd you go to school? Fucking Desmond's? DeVry. I went to DeVry. Get off it. Now you're crackling. Stay off that thing. Anyways,

let's take a look. You get an old school guy. What the hell was the guy's name? Debating this Bentley guy. Freddie Bentley. Sir Michael Wilshaw is telling this millennial that he's wrong. Millions of people have died. 50 million people died in the Second World War to fight fascism, to fight tyranny.

People who wanted to take away people's right to freedom, to the vote, to the franchise. That's why that's why people should know about the Second World War, the First World War, the conflicts that have taken place. And the fight for freedom that you and I enjoy. And I totally get that. But I don't think it needs to be put in such a young way to young children, like mentally, in their mental health, to be told that this certain amount of people died for you. You mustn't exaggerate. No, I don't think I am exaggerating. I remember learning it as a child.

We can't posit you. Children need to know that it's a dangerous world out there. Of course they need to know. Crossing the road is sometimes dangerous. Of course. They need to know that if they get too fat, there are obesity issues. But of course, mental health is on the rise completely. I don't think encouraging death or telling people how many people died in a world war

is going to help someone in the future. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Don't teach him about the 50 million people or whatever or the thousands upon thousands that died so he can be on TV shooting his fucking mouth. I mean, the ignorance is fucking frightening. You really think kids are that soft? So don't teach them anything else bad in the past, right? You know? Don't. I'm fucking freaking out here. I know it's just a morning talk show in Britain, but all that shit, you know, comes across the pond,

and we probably sent it to them. Can you imagine preaching, don't teach a kid, because they can't handle it mentally? Well, then toughen them up. What else aren't you going to teach them about? You know, sex can be pretty scary for the first time. Don't bring that up. Whatever.

Anyways, Will Chateau Bentley, you know, people should know about it. The kid, he's a reality star in England. I'm glad I'm fucking not over there. But he says he totally gets it, but he doesn't. Anyways, the point of it is that's the first thing they should teach. Over here in this country, they don't teach any of that shit. I mean, you see what comes out of college campuses, right? I mean, they know nothing about World War II

and how this country, the United States, stepped up and saved the world from tyranny. I mean, they're too busy learning about African-American studies and Desmond's pantheon size. And why? I don't know why I threw African-American studies in. That was stupid. I even Raz was like, what the fuck, dude? How'd that work? I think your brain is going soft.

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Right, Rich? Yeah, I just took it this morning. Match your balls, right? Is that why you bought the pills? What? Kill a guy? Do it! Oh, my girlfriend's back on the news.

My girlfriend. I say that kiddingly, folks. She back on the news. My girlfriend. I say that kiddingly, folks. She's a little young. But remember Greta Thunberg? Well, this might fucking help your memory. What? What? Put her up there again. She looks like a little Amy Schumer. I guarantee that's what Amy Schumer looked like.

She's a cute kid. The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. Greta Thunberg says she has traveled halfway around the world the wrong way after the United Nations Global Climate Meeting was moved from Chile to Madrid. Oh, my God. That fucked up my weekend. The conference had to make the last-minute change after Chile announced

it was canceling plans to host the meeting. Ms. Thunberg wrote on Twitter, she says, hashtag COP25 has officially been moved from Santiago to Madrid. I'll need some help. It turns out that I've traveled halfway around the world the wrong way. She appealed for help to find transport, that would be transportation, which could get her across the Atlantic for the COP25 conference on December 2nd. The 16-year-old climate change activist expressed regret at not being able to visit South and Central America as planned. But she said this, her being an adult, but this is, of course, not about me, my experiences, or where I wish to travel, is what she said. She's a very serious little girl, but she's got to be happier. Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't?

She said we're in a climate and ecological emergency. I send my support to the people in Chile. She speaks like she's the president of some country. I send my support. Chilean President Sebastian Panera announced on Wednesday that his country would have to pull out of hosting the meeting, as well as the summit of Asia-Pacific leaders because it is dealing with the violent anti-government protest. And he's the first South American guy to ever pull out of anything. What? Gilligan? Who said that?

The opportunity to host the COP25 conference is rotated every year between five regional groups, and it is the turn of the Latin American and Caribbean countries to host the 2019 meeting. Originally, Brazil had been the host, but it pulled out in November last year. Announcing Madrid as the new location, UN climate change executive Patricia Espinosa thanks Spain for its generous offer of support. Greta Thunberg is among a number of delegates planning to attend who will now have to scramble to change their travel plans. Oh, for you. Here's what, excuse me, goddamn cigarettes. Here's what you do. You just wait a year or so.

AOC is going to build railroad tracks, remember? All over the, through out to Hawaii. Then they're going to fucking connect in Maui, get on a train through the Pacific around. No, but I'm busting her balls. But here's why I sort of like what Greta, at least she's putting her money where her mouth is. why I sort of like with Greta, at least she's putting her money where their mouth is. She's not flying, you know, on these private jets like all these, you know, climate change activists and Bernie Sanders and everybody says the world's going to burn up in 12 years. They're all on private planes every other weekend. She took a boat somewhere from England to

here or whatever. At least she's putting her little tiny mouth where her little tiny money is. Now, I tweeted, look, I said, here's a way she could get there. Try your broomstick. Again, it wasn't a shot. It was a joke. It wasn't. She gives me the creeps. She reminds me of that Omen movie.

I wasn't making fun of her. Of course, people on Twitter, oh, that was low, pathetic, but all the fucking same jerk-offs with their virtue signaling. Go fuck yourself. It was a joke. It got 700 and something likes, so apparently a lot of people found it funny. I think she's cute as a button. I'm just saying.

You wouldn't burn any fossil fuse if you used a broomstick. Rich, your thoughts? I honestly think if Greta was going to be on anything, any form of transportation... Yeah, it would be your face. I'd see her on a skateboard. There you go. Not bad, Rich. Boy, do you stink. Why do we even call on you?

A skateboard? That was Beto O'Rourke. He's out of the fucking race. I see a point, though. I see a pogo stick. Rich is so upset. I see a point, though. I see a pogo stick. Rich is so upset. I fucking shit on him again. He's like, I can't do anything right. Got that right. Hey, you want to see a liberal professor yelling at some kids who set up a conservative thing on a campus?

You know, it was a conservative group. They set up a table and shit. They just wanted to have discussions. You know, open debate. That used. They set up a table and shit. They just wanted to have discussions, you know, open debate that used to be what this country was built on, people exchanging ideas, disagreeing without getting angry and shit, until the left lost their minds and realized they're fucking wrong about everything. But this guy in this clip is an actual professor at this college campus, and watch how quick it takes him to go from zero to 80, because the fucking left, they get very shrill because they know, you know, they have to be fuming.

They call Trump the dumbest guy on the planet, yet he's wiping the floor with it. But listen to the arrogance and pompousness of this professor dressing down these conservative kids. A bunch of these cases, the weapon was obtained illegally anyway. So first of all, which is why we shouldn't even be selling them at all. but of kids. The country that has them has stopped the mass shootings. And you continue to persist in this like it can't be done. And the factual, I mean, you can name Australia. Fucking all of Europe. Australia turned in under like fucking all of Europe, dudes. Dude.

Fucking all of Europe. Island and Amsterdam. Pause. Pause. The fuck are you talking about, all of Europe? This is what they do. They point to Western European countries that have, he points to Australia, which has 11 people in it total. And he's comparing that to our country over here, 330 million people with about 90 million cultures living side by side. That's the same as pointing to the Netherlands and fucking Norway. Just a fucking disingenuous,

and this is a teacher, and he starts cursing out this guy and this girl. Fucking, because you know you're wrong. And, you know, those who can't do, teach. Go ahead. Yes, at this point, it does come to that. Because this ignorance is stopping. We're just students on campus and you work here. But you're propagating nonsense. But we're just trying to have a conversation and you're just swearing at us.

I don't want to hear this Trump bullshit. Pause. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. I don't want to hear this Trump nonsense. What does that even mean? The girl goes, you'll be cursing at us. We're just trying to have a conversation.

I don't want to hear this Trump nonsense. Now we get to what's really bothering him. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Now we get to what's really bothering you. Huh? Yeah. Now we get to what's really bothering you. Fucking left wing slash socialist professor. You're getting your ass whipped and everybody who believes like you do by a capitalist, a rich, white, blonde haired, blue eyed alpha male, older gentleman. That is the devil to you. That's why you're fucking angry.

Go ahead. You brought up Trump. It's end of the PC talk. You brought up Trump. This is a nonpartisan group. I'm not going to be nice about this anymore. This is a nonpartisan group. You are never nice.

People are dying. You are never nice. Neither are you. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. I'm not going to be nice about this anymore. You're not going to be nice about it like the people who think like you, sucker-punching old people that are wearing Trump hats? And, yeah.

Why don't you take a look at history, Mr. Professor, and who the violence always ends up coming from? The fucking left. Stalin. Mao Zedong. Pol Pot You fucking lose your shit Hitler I'm not going to be nice anymore

You just cursed at a girl three times So You're a bitch Go back to your class And brainwash the rest of those kids Did you rich Did you professors at DeVry Ever try to talk you into being a social

No they told me a lot of technical services and stuff But I bet this person This person doesn't lose their job This teacher's not going to lose their job What are you kidding me He's going to get promoted Yeah It's fucking ridiculous

Anyways I'm not going to be And he's the one who invoked Trump Into the conversation I loved it We really find out what's bothering him uh here's some more left-wing stupidity bronx judge uh releases gun blasting thugs with a no bail here ye here ye the coat's in session the coat's in session. The court's in session now. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Bronx criminal court justice Sherry Michaels, I'm guessing, who was once rebuked by the state ethics panel for trying to use her position to wriggle out of a minor traffic accident,

oversaw the arraignments of suspected bullet blasting thugs Alexis Juarez, 23, Jose Serrano, 37, both of whom already have lengthy rap sheets. Juarez is accused of pointing a firearm in the direction of multiple people and blasting several shots in front of 333 East 150th Street on October 20th. No gun was recovered, but the shooting was captured on video, and a witness identified Juarez as the trigger man, according to law enforcement. At the same time and location, Juarez and three cohorts also allegedly attacked the guy, pummeling the victim so viciously that he sustained a black eye and lacerations to his neck, head, and lip. Meanwhile, Serrano, the other guy, allegedly fired a gun in Hunts Point on the same day.

At the crime scene, police recovered a.22 caliber gray revolver, ammunition, and a spent shell casings. The defendants were charged with numerous wraps, including secondary criminal possession of a weapon and firearms possession. Juarez was separately hit with assault and harassment wraps for the beatdown. Juarez was separately hit with assault and harassment raps for the beatdown. Bronx prosecutors asked the 53-year-old judge to set $50,000 bail for Juarez and $25,000 for Serrano. But the judge, the daughter of late former city councilman Stanley Michaels, instead chose to release the men on their own recognizance. Okay? On their own recognizance. Okay? On their own recognizance. Ugh. Oh, fucking idiot!

Um... Can you imagine being a cop and putting your neck on the line every night and dealing with scum like this, and then you bring them in, and the douchebag judge, some woman who was daughter of another judge, you know, probably went to Ivy League schools, just went, no, fuck it.

Can you imagine? And they say cops are bad. Surprise around more beatdowns by cops. The cops said, this is outrageous that this judge could just let two separate people walk out of the courtroom with no bail. People walk out of the courtroom with no bail. Juarez already has a third-degree assault conviction and eight prior arrests, including for possession of illegal knives. Serrano has 11 prior arrests, including robbery, burglary, and gang assault.

Wow, just another example of that racist legal system I've been hearing so much about. People of color just can't buy a break. Huh? It's so biased. When I lived in New York, I'd read the New York Post. I'd look at the police blog. You'd read five stories a day where somebody gets busted, and they were just busted six months prior for a gun possession, and they're back on the streets.

So I don't want to fucking hear anymore about how racist the legal system is you get cops out there of all colors black white puerto rican indian putting their necks on the line and dealing with this scum and then some fucking twat judge just goes you know this is what i learned at yale they they grew up tough they had a tough life you know how how do they justify that? Judge Michaels could have set bail for both men in their October 20 cases. A statewide no-bail reform law takes effect January 1st,

but deals with lesser crimes, so that has none. A woman who answered the judge, somebody called the judge's cell phone. A woman who answered the judge's phone Sunday refused to identify herself before hanging up. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck

are you? Michaels has her own record of misdeeds. She was admonished in 2019 by the State Commission on Judicial Conduct after she rear-ended a police van near Yankee Stadium. Probably did that intentionally in 2015. Identified herself as a judge and urged a cop to let it slide.

You fucking hypocrite. What a piece of cheese. But she'll be back to work tomorrow, right? She'll be back to work. Can you imagine being a cop, putting up with this shit? Unreal. That is it for a Monday. We've got a super chat. Go ahead, me god damn those cigarettes joe the boomer said he's too hold on hold on yep oh just that he's cracking up go ahead

joe the boomer said child drag stuff is extreme child abuse um you can look at it that way. A lot of people would disagree with that, Joe. And they're from the LGBTQRSWAZPL community. And the people just being themselves, I mean, I happen to agree with Joe, but go ahead. Reality Nonfiction said, full metal jacket, RIP Gunny. Yeah, rest in peace, Gunny. I watched by Gunny was the actor, you know, in Full Metal Jacket. That's the Daryl Sargent. By the way, I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I was really in the Halloween mood if I could. And he you know, the remake of Texas. He was so goddamn funny. That's one of my favorite. That's one of those horror movies. I'm supposed to be

scared and I'm belly laughing at how over the top and shit. Go ahead. That was the great R. Lee Ermey. R. Lee Ermey, yes. And flash forward and said, Google dancing Israelis. Not sure. What? Say it again. He said, Google dancing Israelis.

Google dancing Israelis. I think we did that. Are those? I don't know what that means. Did he pay to say that? He said Google dancing Israelis. Google dancing Israelis. I think we did that. Are those a – I don't know what that means. Did he pay to say that? He did. Okay, I'll Google dancing Israelis. Dancing Israelis.

I don't even know what that means. It's a bunch of lawyers celebrating after they win a case. Oh, there's no need for that type of talk, Nick. Anyways, that is it, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget again, Donald Trump Jr. will be calling to the show. It's a phoner, and I will talk to him, and we will drop that on Thursday. Correct? We are correct.

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