The Nick DiPaolo Show - Tranny Sues Doctor And Wins! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1850

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Nancy Guthrie Updates, Nit Wit Nadler, Ski Lift Gone Wrong, Trannie Sues Docs, Fun With Fat, A Commie 1st Grade Teacher and a Casino Brawl! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Here is smooth as Tennessee Whiskey. Folks, how are you? Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, the one you're watching, and you wouldn't have known. I said that if you were watching. Louder with Crowder, and you get three company reruns in the Stooges Marathon on Sundays. Wach, Wach, Warr. All these other shows for free.

If you want an ad-free, you're going to blow me. Listen, hey, Rumble Premium. Sign up for Rumble Premium to get an ad-free. So follow my chance. download the rumble app and good luck to you today I'm going to be talking about we got an update on Savannah Gunthrey's mom Nancy it is getting it's funny it just when it first started you're like oh it might be a kid now it is every day there's a new uh revelation that makes it crazy interesting we're going to get to that uh got some footage of I want to once a while

shine the light on the real left wing devil fucking nitwits like Gerald Nassieckx like Gerald Adler, who by the way, I introduced into the gutfell monologue. So when you see those jokes. And again, not the fat ones. I started with those. About him taking stinky dumps and shit. So a tranny, this is big. This is probably the most important story of the day.

A tranny young girl sues her doctor and wins. She transitioned, then transition back to a girl. And you know what? But the lawyer should be famous now. And there's like 28 other cases in the pipeline, which hopefully be a tipping point. The only people, I don't know, anyways. Also, fun with fat. They're taking fat from cadavers.

I'll tell you what they're doing with them. And of course, the monthly or weekly footage of a brawl at a casino anywhere in the world. Use the America. Use the fat bucks. And what would we be without them? We've been nothing, okay? That what I tell you. Excuse me, I smoked a cigarette before I came in.

Ha! Yeah, all right either. Oh, geez, get worse. Hi, I'm B. Arthur. Suck my dick. Real quick. I see people, I posted something. Not about the Epstein shit.

I posted something out of it. There was politics I was responding. I was told that, you know, they're out there. All the kids that have 12 followers in their bedrooms at their parents' house. Yeah, but he knew. You know what? Let me just say this.

Let me just say, if you cost me one dime, whether it's a fucking gig being canceled and shit, I'm going to get myself a good lawyer. And I can afford one. And you won't be living in your mother's basement anymore. So for those of you, I addressed it. And I'm not done talking about it. So we're waiting for the Clintons to be deposed

or whatever the fuck they call it. You know, going in front of the committee. And we'll talk about, even if I had something to hide, even if I had something to hide, with what's coming, Elon must name fucking, people who run countries that resign.

I mean, you're not even, you know, holy fucking moly. What a controversial dude. That guy who got out in history, psychotic fuck. Mom, Donnie's mom. She's in there? Dallas, you were dating her, right?

Yeah, it went south. Of course it did. No, I went to Middle East. Yeah, you go, I was dating, and then she showed some ankles, so I beat her up. They made me a shake. Not a shake, shake. Not a shamrock shake. They made me a shake.

You know, one eye with a hook. That kind of shake. Put that whole thing in there. That was beautiful. I'll kill 12 minutes. Anyhow, I'm just saying, you know, I go to ESPN because it is Super Bowl week. and coming. And I figured I'd go to ESPN,

the worldwide leader in sports. And I figured the first 10 pages would be about the Super Bowl. I mean, it's Wednesday. They start chatting about this shit two weeks. Nothing but basketball. Boy, do they just worship the black audience. It's all it is.

And stupid white people who think basketball's a great spectator sport. And you're fucking ignorant. Number one, the people that are playing it, wouldn't even look at you twice. They'd rather smack you in a face. Number two, you've heard it all. watch your support for two hours before the fucking one shot means anything.

That's excellent. I had more respect for fucking guys watching NASCAR. At least somebody could die at a fucking second. And one hour of that is the last two minutes of the game when everyone's fouling each other. I always said that. It's got so many things wrong with it. And I'm not the only one because I remember making that argument.

And Rick Petino, somebody big. Maybe one of the commentators, a broadcaster who used to play NBA. I forget who it was, but a big personality in basketball. So we have to fix the last four minutes of a basketball, meaning the timeout. That's the only time

it gets excited. It's supposed to. And like you said, then there's fucking flagrant fouls and, you know, there's a timeout. And then the other team calls a timeout on top of the timeout. And you know, it's the only sport where if your wife goes, you said two minutes an hour ago,

She's right. She's right. God. Put it down. I need a lot of choices. That's all I'm telling you. Do you know what I'm saying? It's, and the only argument against that is, well, you don't appreciate that. No, I do. I do. They're unbelievably athletic. And it's amazing guys drilling three pointers. I don't take that for granted. But you're watching to see who wins. It's like any sporting event. And I, people used to say that. I got into basketball, again, in the 80s, when the Lakers and Celtics were like the Crips and Bloods, it was worse than the Yankees and Red Sox. Fucking loved it. Larry Burrett, best player in the league was white.

It was tremendous. And people used to go, well, you know, you can put on the last four minutes and see it all. And I was like, I know, but, but boys, that true. Because now, even come March madness, it'll suck me in. It used to suck me. being right from the beginning when I lived in L.A. and I had no life. Boy, I remember watching

March Madness every game. And I think I told the story. I remember going to a place called El Torito. Andy was with me. She had to leave because I told her to. No, but she had to leave for something. And some Italian guy, like nice suit on, older than me, he looked like he was for money, starts talking to me, and then he turns out he's from the East Coast and blah, blah, blah. And now look back on it. I think he might have been trying to fuck me. I don't know. Honest to God, I swear to God. So I start hanging out with him. With the thing and then he goes, he goes, you know the restaurant, Beverly Hill? I go, yeah, I bet. And there he goes, the owner's one of my closest friends. Let's go over there.

And we're fucking drink. It's a fucking weirdest night. He could have been, I wake up bleeding from the ass and a headache. And not even in a hotel in the park a lot of a fucking, you know what, Pet Boys. What happened? No, it is one of the weirdest nights. He was like, I don't know if he's connected or what. He did. They welcomed them when we came in a restaurant. Hey, you know, whatever. It was the weirdest night. The other scariest night in L.A., I got an apartment on Sierra Bonita in West Hollywood, which at that point, I didn't know. I was looking for a cheap apartment that was near the fucking comedy clubs. And so I'm living there for a while. Andy comes over.

Middle of the night, we're sleeping. I hadn't had sex with you, mom. A couple of finger pops. Nothing. Are you watching? No. So we're laying there, like two in the morning. I'll sudden crash.

I hear glass breaking. Crash. I'm on the first floor, sliding glass door into a back alley with another apartment building across the alley. Smack, it's getting louder. So I literally told Andy, get behind, get out of the bed, get behind the fucking, And you stay there, I'm going out, I'm running.

Let me know what happened. So we're in the, in my, in the, and the crack, it sounds like there's a guy coming down the alley, breaking glass doors. That's what it sounds like, right? I finally, it's getting louder. All of a sudden I see something come down and bang on my patio. And then another, and then it's clearly glass and shit.

It's bare bottles and wine bottles. Shit. We call the cops, and the cops get there, and they go and check it out, and they come back like a half hour. Apparently a gay couple was having a fight. I'm not shitting you. And the guy was throwing shit out of the refrigerator at his boyfriend. And he was like on the balcony. And I remember a phone book landing there, too.

What the fuck? West Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. And that's the apartment where Mitch Hedberg lived next to me, who I didn't know at the time. He didn't know me. And he did a joke about it on Letterman, actually. But there was another building next to me in my neighborhood.

I look over there one night. I'm outside in front of our building. I look up to having a drag queen show on the fucking thing with like lights in a background. You know what? If they just kept it to that and didn't get political, it's fine. It's entertainment, you know?

And I think most gay people fail that way. They're trying things, really. I mean, the LGBT thing got too fucking PC asshole-ish, but I'm just saying. L.A. was never fucking, never boring, you know. But I didn't like it because you felt like you could get whacked anywhere. You know, even then. And this was in the late 90s.

It wasn't as bad it is now. That actor, Mike, he's a big Italian guy. I met him when I played in the beach beach bowl before the Patriots played the we had a celebrity thing. Snoop Dogg was there and fucking remember I told you. Dionne Sanders was on my team. And he actually said, what's your name? I go, Nick, he goes, I got, he goes, don't worry, I got your back.

He was playing safety. I was playing his spot corner. I get burned. A couple times. Why did I mention that, though? What the fuck was that? That had something to do with L.A. Oh, God.

See, this is it, man. I think I get four hours in last night. Oh, the Italian actor. Thank you. Good looking guy. What's his name? He was dating. Sophia.

What's her name? The Spanish girl? Sophia. Come on. Sophia Viagra. Whatever her last name is. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, Begara. Thank you. I think that was, they were engaged, whatever the fuck. He just moved out of L.A. saying it's way too dangerous. This guy's been there for a long time, too. And he's a big motherfucker. Andy got beat up. Right before we moved out of there, somebody jumped my wife on the fucking, called her an N-lover, mistook her for somebody else or something.

She had to go to the fucking emergency. I don't know what happened. I was watching a mash rerun. It's open. I think she was all right. She's texting me. Honey, hit me up, will you? What are you doing? What do you mean? What am I doing?

I'm painting my nails. Yeah, true story. Creepy place. And the black girls used to bong, fucking give Andy the shoulder, like on the sidewalk and shit. We'd escape every weekend. I'd go to Santa Barbara or some fucking whatever. Creepy place.

Creepy place. Let's get to it. Nancy Guthrie update. The kidnappers who grabbed NBC court. This is a nightmare. Correspondent. Guthry's mom, Nancy, reportedly left a ransom letter demanding millions in Bitcoin, so you know it's a lefty, no, I don't know, for her return as the FBI joins the case.

Thank God for the FBI. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? Give me the fucking money. You hear me? I got him on audio. They think it's De Niro. They think it's De Niro.

A reporter, get this, only in LA, speaking of LA, a reporter, a report by TMZ, a report by TMZ. That's where I go for my news. You want to find out what that kind of diet Jennifer Aniston's on. A report by TMZ Tuesday says that the attackers presented a ransom note demanding that cryptocurrency be sent to a Bitcoin account, which was verified as a real account to secure Ms. Guthrie's release. Isn't that weird? You sent it to TMZ? It's fucking hilarious, isn't it? What's the matter? Was entertainment and tonight too busy? Check it out.

So we got something in our email that looks like a... I like Harvey Lovine. It's written like a ransom note for Savannah Guthrie's mother. Specific. And they're very... Shut up, black man, I'm talking about. And also, they say at the bottom, there are certain things they're saying about what she was wearing and damage to the house.

Specific that they're clearly saying to verify that it's us. We know. We know. Yeah. So we are contacted the Sheriff's Department and we want to get them this. We want to get them this letter. Isn't it weird? So now

Bitcoin is involved. They sent it to TMZ. This is a 2006 crime if I've ever heard. Why her? That's my big question. It's a lot of big of richer people. It was in Arizona. I wasn't in L.A.

But very fucking odd. And she was scheduled, Savannah Gauthory, to do the Olympics. Is it in Italy or am I dreaming? I keep here in Milan. I don't know. All as I know is they're fucking interrupting the NHL games so they can play. And that's how we lost Charlie McAvoy, the Four Nations tournament. Anyways, the Pima County Sheriff's Department has confirmed that they are aware of the ransom note.

As concern grows, the FBI has announced that it is joining the case, according to the rap. We are looking at this from every angle, but we need your help. John Edwards' assistant special agent in charge of the FBI's Bureau in Tucson, said on Tuesday. If you live in the area and you haven't died of skin cancer yet, that's an Arizona job, folks. And you saw something, please report it. Every lead tip is important. We are aggressively pursuing every single one. P. McComte, Sheriff, Chris Nanos added,

we are following all leads we have. Well, that's big of you. That's all I can tell you. We've got hundreds of leads, and it's from you. It sounds like they're asking us to do their job. And it's hundreds of leads from you that produce those. By telling people we need help, and I'm grateful for that, but I'm not going to get into all that.

He can't. You can't get into specifics, and you tip off the jerkoffs. We have a team designated to deal with all leads. Apparently there's a word missing. We have a team of designated, what, elves to deal with our leads. They're looking into all of that. We are sharing all of our leads with the FBI. They are helping us in evaluating those leads.

That how good they are. Now he's black. I ain't know nothing about it, said the sheriff. That's right. He went rushing on us. Put Universal Remote back in the docking station. You want to shit with me here now? Oh, my God.

be eyes involved. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here. Said Patel. Very weird. I got a feel for that lady, you know. The Olympics are in Milan and Cortina Day on Petzu. Oh, good demand it's Petso. You know, you know what factory there, Biscotti factory.

Anyhow. So it's it. That's fucking awesome. But I want to know, I wonder if they'll show any of this. Because you know, Italy's been overrun by North Africa, right? I want to see how they clean that up. They're dealing with leftist riots right now too. Of course.

Oh, absolutely. All of Europe is in the shitter. Anyways. Hey, if you guys would like to support this show, you go to nickdip.com. We have a merchandise page like most people do. But it's good stuff. My wife doesn't buy cheap shit.

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or if you want me to say, you know, happy birthday to Ms. Guthrie. Oh, Nick. I'm just saying, you know how that works. Click on my profile. Anyways, let's move on to Mitt Whit Nadler needs to go. And when I say needs to go, I don't say it as like we have to impeach him or he has to leave Congress. When I say he needs to go,

I say it the way most Italian guys say it like this. I can't believe I stuck up for him. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart. We can't have him here in our social club no more. I mean, that much I do know. Social club. He's got to go. If you guys don't know what that means

when there's a bunch of Italian guys sitting around in sweatsuits in the back of a pork shop saying he's got to go. It's not impeachment. That's my point. This guy, I don't know how he's still alive, number one. He at one point was over 400 pounds.

and then he lost all this weight. And using when that happens, you die a lot. But not this guy, because he's the devil incarnate. And he gives Jewish people from New York a bad fucking name. Him and Schumer are horrible. This is Jerry Nadler. And if you watch Gutfeld at all, we make every shit joke we can about Nadler. I go, I said, he looks like the guy.

I've said this about other people. He looks like the guy when you're on airplane. You're waiting and going into the bathroom. He comes out after a 40-minute dump. coming back from remind you write that I have to write that remember I said it was true

I was waiting for the bathroom on a plane and the door opened I was relieved because it was like a little petite lady like in her 30s couldn't wait more than 100 pounds and I said but it smelled like Andre the giant was in there coming back from October fest anyways

Jerry Nadler was criticized for appearing to suggest that people would be justified in shooting massed U.S. immigration and customs enforcement agents. That would be, you believe he said that? They're still encouraging violence. And again, why isn't he? I don't understand why he isn't called to the White House today.

And TMZ covers it. Trump's got him in a fucking scissor locked. But let's listen to this dumb jay. But what is really the major problem in this country today is the fascism in our streets. The attacks on American citizens. by masked hoodlums. If you were attacked by a mass

person, you might think you were being kidnapped. They keep saying this, everybody out there, and I keep saying, name one. Why haven't you shown us citizens? Just American citizens being pulled off the street. Wouldn't you

show them if you want to make Trump to look like a Nazi? Why haven't we seen? Give us some names. You lying fucking devil you. Go ahead. Just the fight and shooting the person to protect yourself. We see people being shot

for what? For driving a car? Pause. No, for driving a car over a cop. You fucking non-shell fish eating from Spraddle. You frigging kosher eating

fucking slob. I can't believe he's still alive. Now he's putting the weight back on He's got the pallor of a guy in a casket. He always had. I've been, I had this guy at the top of my Deadpool for years. Go ahead. We see people, we see these ice goons, break into people's homes without a warrant.

Name. Where? Where? Name one. Show me the house. And why isn't, why aren't, why I'm not hearing out on Fox News? Or wherever. Why am I not hearing Trump going, show us one? Jerry. Get this through your head, you know. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker you?

It's the best TV show, I wish. Anyways, the New York Post reported that Nathl's comments were made during a House Judiciary Committee hearing. In response, Vice President J.D. Vance, who I am in love with, by the way. I just fucking love J.D. Van. Van. Anne Rubio. I'd do a three some of those guys. Not me getting fucked. I'd have a broad in there. I'd pay for it. What? I don't know I'm talking about. And Vice President J.D. Vance and Donald Trump Jr. called Nadler's comments, Demented and despicable behavior from an elected official. You are correct, sir.

And they're on, they're busting J.D.'s balls today. And he goes, I'm not apologizing for saying that. See, that's the new breed. That's the future. This is demented Trump Jr. wrote in a post on X. Democrats, once again, openly calling for violence. Jerry Nadler is one of the highest-ranking Democrats in the, the House of reps, and he is openly calling for people to shoot federal law enforcement.

Vance said in a post on X, this is despicable behavior from an elected official, and I'm sure the left wing media will cover it extensively, he said sarcastically. Where is that coverage? You know what I mean? And again, when you watch the clips, keep it in mind that most of the people out there protesting and spitting at the paid performers. I got to ask you this again, because every time I do this reference, I confuse the fucking director with the catcher.

Who's the famous director? Bob Fossey? O'Re. Yeah, it's Bob Fossi. It's Bob Fossi. So Soros is the Bob Fossi of protest. He directs all the shit from in his cave. And, yeah, World Economic...

Schwab's on TV. You know, he's at the forums talking out in front of... millions of people. This fucking cock sucker is hiding. He's doing the devil's work. And they'll yeah, his kid's coming. His kid ain't going to make it to 40 if I have my way. What do you mean by that? I'm just saying. I'm going to feed him bad food and you'll get a heart attack. Serve him tea, some Russian tea. There you go. Serve him tea. Russian tea on the 24th floor of the fucking, you know what, the Hilton in St. Petersburg. Oh, we don't know if he died from the tea of the fall, exactly.

Speaking of fall, this show's fucking just, what's the headline of this story? Look out below. This is some fascinating footage. A horrifying video shows a 12-year-old girl gripping a chairlift for

dear life, her legs dangling in the air before plunging to the ground. The jaw dropping fall happened on Saturday my birthday at Mammoth Mountain Ski Resort when the snow No boarding teen was left unsecured on the chairlift. And let me tell you something, folks.

And I've told this before, but me and my family when I was a teenager or even younger than that, maybe, 12, went to Burlington, Vermont. We went up to Vermont on a summer vacation to Lake George and all that shit. And they had tours of Killington, the mountain Killington in Vermont. It's a very famous mountain. People go skiing all the time. But it was the summertime. They had tours.

and we got in the chair lifts and took a tour of the mountain that was supposed to last out of an hour. We were up there for four hours, four and a half hour. The thing got stopped in the middle, sitting up there, and this is with no snow, so it's an even further dry. And it looks wet, and this is high enough to kill somebody. But I'll never forget that, man. We were sitting there swinging in the wind.

And we were from here. We were about 30, 40 feet from the next, you know, when you take one of these, you get off at the, we were at the next stop. They had to take some people down with leather vests and shit. It was fucking insane. So, you know, me and my brother said, yeah, what the fuck? What are you doing?

What's the matter with you? He goes, hey man, it was your mother's idea. Anyways, this young girl's 12 years old. You like my stories. I'll give you another one. I was just learning to stop. I'd still say it's in the top three most embarrassing moments for me in my life. I was learning to ski and to stop like a pro would stop, you know, not snowplow.

And I was getting a hang of it. So I come down, this is, I'm in, I'm in high school. I'm in a tuck position doing about 140, which you're not supposed to do. They'll fucking arrest you. But I was getting the hang of it, right? So I'm heading, and now I'm in the bottom, I'm on the flat. I'm at the bottom. I'm on the flat.

And people are lined up for the chairlift. I go to do this and I hit, I still remember it, ice ridge. or whatever. So I kept going forward. And I go to yell, nothing comes out. Because there's a guy just standing there looking up at the chair. I hit him.

I could hear the wind come out of him. It most embarrassing. He lands on me. He picks his pole up. It's bent like a you. Everybody in the lines going, what the fuck, dude? I'm like fucking 17.

First time on my life, I profusually apologized to him. I'm surprised. I might have fucking cracked his wrist. ribbed. It was like drilling somebody, catching a pass over the middle. I was all cocky because I, you know, and I went like this, nothing happened. And I'm like, eh? This guy was literally like this. Staring off at this pace. And the line was like a mile long. Everybody's laughing. Fucking, what an idiot. Anyhow, I know you like the stories. I thought, now here's the 12-year-old girl. She's up there for a while, and they go to get her down, and the adults couldn't have been more. useless to me in this situation. Watch this.

Oh, my God. Holy shit. Look at the edit's trying to catch her below. Folks, that's got to be 30 feet. More. Now, if you look it up, I didn't make this up. The odds of surviving are fall from 30 feet, like dying or living, almost like 50-50.

But of course, when you're 12 years old, you could fall out of a helicopter. It would knock the wind out of you at the moment. but look at let me tell you something she I bet she's a decent skier she lands as good as you can in that situation what I don't understand is you guys have worn ski boots they're rigid so how her ankles didn't break or whatever they said she didn't really get hurt that much her mother said uh the video which was first posted on Facebook by a bystander included the caption this woman had recorded it I wasn't going to post this but I know so many people love to see little kids die. So I thought, no. So many people who argue with me, this is why

she posted, because so many people argue with me about putting the bar down. With a chairlift, you know, the thing comes, and it locked you in, like you're getting on a ride. Because you are, basically. Some people don't want the bar there. I don't know. Just to look cool, I guess. I'm too cool for that.

Anyways, so she says she's always had arguments with people about it. And I believe her, because women don't lie. It's mandatory in Europe and it should be here. Well, don't go that far. Don't compare us to fucking somebody else. But anyways, it's a good point. And I believe it.

The girl's mother commented under the post saying her daughter, thankfully, hadn't suffered any major injuries. She hasn't had her period in two weeks. Oh, wait a minute. Is she too young for that? I don't even know how they were. My daughter miraculously walked away

with no broken bones or major injury, she said, adding that there was nothing that anyone did wrong. Well, boy, I'll tell you. Except missing her. You don't, yeah, how about the fucking center field who dropped the pop-up? Look at those

fucking eight guys down there. Of course, they were cross-eyed and they had the bullseye. I wonder if she'd get up and said, guys, what the fuck? She concluded that while the incident was awful, her daughter survived and will ride again

when she's ready. I believe that. Remember the girl got her freaking arm bit off by a shark and she's in the water like two weeks later, serpent? Remember that? Yeah, then she lost both her feet.

She's dead now. Anyway, that is a long way to fall, man. I'll tell you. Skiing, again, it's one of those things. It's like stand-up for me. When you're doing the actual event, it's one of the funnest things. It really is. You're out in the fresh air, and, you know what I mean?

It's athletic. It's fun. But it's the getting up at 6 a.m. And fucking getting in line. and getting dressed, putting on nine layers. Go fuck you, sister. Last week, 22-year-old, what's the name of this? Oh, headline.

My pronouns are, never mind. Last week, that's the headline, folks. Last week, 22-year-old Fox Barion successfully sued the doctors who conducted her process of transitioning from female to male, claiming negligence. Now she's, again, me and the wife, my wife's finally coming around. We were watching Jeopardy last night. Again, the number one showcase for transitioning people.

I don't know how they get. There should be an investigation. Ken Jennings, I'm coming after you. I know you're from fucking Seattle, and you're for all this shit. You don't like Trump. I love you. You're a great host. You're a good guy.

But every other show. Last night they introduced the three, and there's a guy. You know, I think about 5, 10, and there's a, woman in the middle, six, six, shoulders like Frankenstein. And then there's another. Again, most people, nine out of ten people, eight out of, it's almost like AI. They wouldn't know the difference until you hear her speak. Even my wife beat me to it.

I didn't want to say it. I want to get another argument. She goes, that guy, that was a guy. I said, what do you mean, was? He's ringing the buzzer with his cock. Anyways, females, male. Anyways, the point being, she sued her doctors for negligence. Apparently she had a great lawyer, and they won, and people are excited.

I said to Dallas, okay, they won this one, but how many judges out of Yale and Harvard are going to rule in the next 28K? I don't know how it were. Anyways, Varian, once again living as a woman. A woman or a young girl will walk away with $2 million, but she'll never get back her organs. Hey, I'm rich, but I don't have a liver. And on Tuesday, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons became the first medical group to oppose surgical transition for kids,

advising weight until at least the age of 19. And it took this long? Huh? What? It took this long? Yeah. Variant's case is an important milestone the first time.

Well, maybe they waited to say that after they found out the verdict. Right? Probably. Varian's case is an important milestone the first time someone is being held to account for churning children through a medical system fueled by ideology rather than evidence. And that's a huge danger nobody's really talking about. You don't want to go into the operating room with the Trump hat on. Let's put it that way. There are at least 28 similar lawsuits headed to trial. humanity. Now you and I will truly be the same, Chancellor. My guess is that a lot of the themes that came up in her case are pretty consistent through a lot of these cases. Lack of collaboration, lack of proper training or experience. Varian's lawyer,

Adam Dooch told the post, knowing now that a jury will feel comfortable holding doctors accountable for this is something that I think every doctor should take seriously. And again, I forgot about the jury aspect. I sort of agree with. This guy, when did this happen? He should be on every show. Maybe he has been. You're not going to see him on CNN, though. You're not going to see him on MSNBC, ABC, CBS. What I meant was America One in Fox. At 16, Varian had been identifying as a boy cycling through a cacophony of names. One of them was cacophony. including Isabella, I like it, Gabriel, I should say, and Rowan, don't get that one, for less than a year, when Dr. Simon Chin, one guy. I know, is that a coincidence, Chinese person?

I'm just saying, what do you mean, Nick? Well, communist ties, grandparents are from communist China, and then they want to destroy us and go out the nuclear family. Here's a good way of doughnut. You're paranoid, Nick. Whatever, it's a good dairy. Suck my ass. Who practices plastic surgery in Westchester, where I lived, north of New York City,

removed her healthy breasts in 2019. I've gone through dumpster after dumpster. I can't find, I can't find a tit anywhere. Scavenging. I want to bring them to a pawn shop. This was allowed because her lawyers claimed in court, here's the real devil, psychologist Kenneth Einhorn

drove the train quote unquote for her transition. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Boy, is that a Westchester, New York? By the way, Westchester County is one of the richest

counties in a country. It's north of New York City. It's where Hillary and Clinton live and Bill did. And, you know, psychologists are a dime and a dozen in New York and, you know, the whole...

This is really a fucking... And classic. Lawyers argued at the Westchester County Supreme Court. In White Plains, I had to go there for, I didn't make the team. Jury, though, dody? Remember if I could raise my hand and ask some silly question? In White Plains, that variant psychologist and surgeon failed to follow standards of care that would have saved her from trauma and regrettable surgery.

This was not about ideology, Deuch told the Post. That's her lawyer. This case was about medical malpractice. Every patient is entitled to get care that is competent and standards-based. Exactly. Keep your politics out of the fucking, but for the left, folks, politics is everything. And here's why this is going to go on for a long time, in my opinion. Because college campuses have been churning out this type of shit for about 30, 40 years now.

And a lot of them are doctors and blah, blah, blah, or whatever. Even the new ones now, you get generate, you still get, you know, unless you make some hard, fast laws. And you see, a few more go like this lawyer did and win, you've got to make people accountable, especially for mutilating kids. Varian's lawyers alleged that a host of other confounding mental health issues were not addressed, including social phobia, anxiety, depression, and autism. I got all those with the last one. Who doesn't have fucking anxiety and depression when you're her age? I went through it for a year, man. That's why I don't go hard on people who are depressed.

I went through it. It was hormonal, obviously. It was like a 14-year-old boy. And Mother of God, somebody explained it perfectly. They said explaining being that clinically depressed. It's like if somebody said you won the lottery for $80 million, and then they told you an hour later they made a mistake you didn't. It wouldn't change your emotions either way.

I thought that was an excellent. description. Who came up with that? A guy who lost the lottery. Chin, meanwhile, was accused, wouldn't be funny if they cut her picture, Dr. Chinny, looks like Leno.

Look at the big fucking, I cut her tits off. Whoa boy. Chin, meanwhile, was accused of meeting Varian just twice. Oh, so she was really invested in this kid. The doctor met this poor little girl twice, just twice, before the

mastectomy. 30 minutes for each visit, or 30 minutes for each boob. Do you believe that shit? So that's a good story. That's a little bit of maybe we're seeing some light at the end of the funnel.

Not the tunnel, the funnel. You heard me? Yeah, I want somebody to investigate Jeopardy. Even the gay angle. I remember reading a whole article, something about how gay people, or portrayed on TV in Hollywood. They're always the smart ones

you know, like Will and Gray. They're always the clever one, By the way, Will and Grace? Tremendous show. That's coming for me. That's right. Not a big fag lover. Don't hate him either.

Again, sex-wise, who gives a fuck? Some of the shit I did in college, I should be in jail. They had no room in Lewiston. But they want to be, they're always the clever one, at least. That's how they, you know, because a lot of the writers are gay in Hollywood. If they're not, they're the gay. They're obviously pro-gay. So that's why this Jeopardy thing.

jumped out at me. Oh, they want to be seen as you can't have every other show at least two gay people. Excuse me. It's just statistically something illegal going on there, but nobody's going to look into it. And by the way, I like Ken Jen Jennings is a funny fuck. I say this and I say it because I'm a comedian, but a lot of people say that a sense of humor is a function of

intelligence or vice versa. I'm too stupid to say it right. But he is, you know, he's quick and he says sarcastic shit, you know, almost like throwaway lines that are really funny. He's, I'd like to meet that guy and tell him, quit jamming up the show with freaks. Let's move on to fun with fat. What would you say? Alloclay or Allo Clay?

Allo Clay. A-L-L-C-L-A-E. Hollow clay is a glamorous albeit. I never liked that word albeit. Went to school with an albeit. What an asshole. Ullish, albeic, ghoulish, new advancement in non-surgical cosmetic enhancements is helping slim centipolds in New York City and beyond

achieve the BBLs and boob jobs of their wildest. BBLs is a Brazilian butt fucking lozenges, lips. Thank you. Fucking lozenges. They taste like Brazilian ass. Try one. And it's different from all the other non-surgical enlargement on the market because, well, it's reliant on people who've kicked the bucket.

In other words, dead people, taking fat from dead people. The fat can come from full-body donations, which are handled in the Empire State, that's New York, by the Associated Medical Schools of New York. Of course, the same state that's all for ripping boobs off. I think I saw a perfect donor specimen today on the way here. That was at Whole Foods this morning. Again, AI, but I'm loving it. Boy.

Donors must be over the age of 18 and devoid of specific medical conditions such as transmittable disease and having undergone an autopsy. What? Wait a minute. Huh? Oh, okay. Darren Smith, the board certified plastic surgeon, says, and I quote, it's a tremendous asset for patients who are pretty lean, fit, and don't have a lot of fat of their own. Smith adding that the shot comes as a minimally invasive alternative to going under the knife. He says, and I quote, I get a lot of liposuction revision requests from people who underwent the surgery at other practices, you know, suck in the end.

Ow, my ass. Alloclay is awesome for those, too, because the last thing those patients want is more liposuction to harvest fat to fix an area with divvets. I always have to bring this line up, too. I talked this comedian, he was a ventriloquist, and he was so goddamn funny.

He was a dark ventriloquist. Like, before he even took the dummy out of the box, he goes, I was with my friend Chuckie today. He's light scanned and we went to the beach. It was a Florida gig though. And he goes, you know, he didn't have the proper suntan and whatever the fucking. He takes him out and he's all burnt.

He's fucking peeling it. This kid was dark and funny. Anyways, I'm saying that because he talked about his girlfriend's ass. He goes, her ass has, her ass likes, her ass looks like a, a 3D map of the Grand Teton's. I go, dude. His name is Tommy Johnson. I remember.

I go, and he had a lot of other funny shit. I go, ditch the puppet, go to New York. I go, you could fucking get a writing job tomorrow, and guess what he did? And who'd he start right for the daily show? Fucking didn't listen to me. It's also in demand among folks

who recently shed tons of weight from using popular weight loss supplements like OZempec and Monjado. I've never felt better. I've never looked better. How about that? I'm taking these dumps. They're perfect. Tapered at both ends.

Joel, this said that to me. Oh, my God. I said, if you don't name your next album, that, I'll never talk to you again. A lot of the patients coming in for the breast augmentation and many BBLs with alloclay are people that lost a lot of the fatty volume from Oseptic and related medications. So, you know, your skin starts to sag and they rip it off and they tie it into a necktie. They sterilized and stripped of the donor's DNA. How do they do that? The filler retains the innate 3D honeycomb structure of the, oh, obviously, of the adipocytes. You guys all have the adipocytes.

Comes before the main meal. Cells that store energy is fat. That's what those are. Remember that for Jeopardy. And quit bringing up Greek mythology on Jeopardy. Nobody gives a fuck. To provide immediate volume at the application site, meaning, you know, the area of the body. How do you strip the fucking fat, though?

DNA from it's getting creepy out there. So in other words, what I'm telling you guys at there, you could be sucking on a boob and thinking it's a boob and it's somebody's ass. Do you understand that? Delicious. Delicious. I don't care either. You know, I'm the same way. People go, oh, that's, you know, raccoon, but it's delicious. What do I, seriously, that's how, you know, I love people. They're eating something. They like it. And you go, you know, that's, those are horse nuts, you know? Yeah. Anyways, your sister.

Teacher. You hear that, folks? A lot of sirens back there. Teacher or flag flipping Fuxain? That's the headline. I wonder who wrote it. A San Diego Elementary School teacher posted a social media video showing her flipping an American flag. Did I say middle school?

Yeah. What is she? Elementary, even worse. Elementary school teacher. She put a video on the internet showing her flipping an American flag upside down, which is disrespectful, and abolish ice sign, taping it to her classroom wall. I'm just waiting for the riot that's going on outside. Bailey Hill Ringer, first of all, your name is a joke. I wish you were dead, a dead ringer.

Bailey Hill Ringer, a first grade teacher and cock sucker at Audubon Elementary School, is now being. probed by the San Diego Unified School District after the unhinged video blew up. What the fuck? You guys hear that? I hope they can hear that. You think they can hear that? All kinds of sirens and shit. Probably some colored kids.

I'm just kidding. A lot of white people down here that get in trouble to. I haven't seen any yet or heard about them. But district after the unhinged video blew up on social media and sparked outrage. Let's take a look at the video. I don't like the song, so I'm going to do this. You are a country. Fuck you.

I know it turns into a circus. Did you hear the background singer? Fuck you. Ringer is then seen brazenly stapling an abolish ice sign beside the inverted flag, a recognized signal of dire distress and extreme danger. The deranged video reportedly deleted from the teacher's TikTok drew swift backlash online.

I'm sure there's a lot of people vote Democrat who are bothered by it, right? With critics demanding she be fired and blasting her actions as unacceptable. Again, you know how guarantee you not one douchebag as a Democrat that insisted on that.

I mean, fire her. Did she forget she teaches at a public school? One unoriginal comment arranged. Another said no place for protest symbols around first graders. Another one said, that is gross behavior. No, me pooping in a fucking waste paper basket in third grade.

That was gross. One outrage person fumed, adding that activism and politics needs to stay out of the client. Ooh, strong statement. You people are so cute. And they're on the right, your heart's in the right place. But Jesus. Boy, you guys, what we call hackneyed and trite. Others slammed the video as disgraceful, called for the school district to be defunded

and urged parents to homeschool. which, you know, that's a great thing to do, but how many parents can afford to stay home? You know what I mean? And it is the way to go, because like I said, that cancer is embedded in there for a few more general, I think, unless some serious laws come around. The school and district are aware of the situation. District spokesman James Canning said in a statement, well, you weren't aware when you hired this, but do you ever fucking vet these people?

Noting that classes are proceeding as usual. How about vetting them? You ever see the wallpaper on a phone? It's Kathy Griffin holding Trump's head. It is being reviewed in accordance with district policies and procedures. Because this involves a personal matter. Here we go. Here's the bullshit.

Now he's talking like a detective after a murder. Because this involves a personal matter. We're unable to discuss this specific detail. What? It's not personal. You brought it to the classroom. How's it? Exactly.

She's in a fucking public school. And she put it on the internet. What personal matter? Our priority is ensuring students remain safe, supported, and engaged in learning. Boy, talk about boilerplate, psycho babble, horseshit. I would have like then come out in the statement says, We burned her to death last night, alive in front of her children in the garage. See you on Monday.

Finally tonight, and you're back, your sister's, whatever, flame throwers. Everybody knows you never go full retar. crank that again. I want to get that loud. I want to hit like real low. Everybody knows you never go full retail. Who is that? I love that guys, boy. That's Robert Danny Jr. Oh, is it really?

From Tropic Thunder. Tropic Thunder put out a lot of sound bites and you don't, like Tom Cruise is in that, right? Yeah. Fuck your own face. Did that come from? It did. And I never knew that was Tom Cruise. Finally tonight in our segment, West Coast Stupid. And this happens everywhere, I understand,

but I was too lazy to think of another title. Fiss in poker chips flew when a wild brawl broke out and it's not what you think. It's white people, folks. So don't be racist. Broke out at a hard rock casino in Bakersfield, California. Bakersfield is such a shit hole. Oh my God.

I watched a thing on 10 of the most notorious criminals in the country or whatever. And one of them was a kid guy that grew up in Bakersfield and they show Bakersfield today. It's fucking even worse. It's great. It's dangerous. It's gross.

Anyways, in Vegas, I hope I got the right town. Don't get mad at Vegasville. Sunday with one person stabbed during the, Nick, why you laugh? Come out. It's fucking funny. Stabbed during a brawl at the casino. Bystandard video shows several people scrapping at the Hard Rock. Does anything good happen at the Hard Rock Casino?

The hard rock casino Tejohn shortly after 1.30 a.m., including a woman in a brown leopard print ensemble, seen slapping at a man and eventually grappling on the casino floor. Sounds like a sign of a fucking scene out of, you know what, Sopranos. Security tried to break up the out-of-control fracas, but the combatants kept on piling on in. Let's take a look at it. I'm fucking bitty. A black dude filming it. Fucking watching white people act black.

Oh, shit. The idea. Get upstairs. My room's, they're cleaning it. Police responded to the scene. Found the stabbing victim who had moderate injuries. They found them in front of the Whale of Fortune machine. Covered in Nichols.

Who had moderate injuries. I used to do a great bit. I had to stop doing it because they used to actually have coins spill out. Do you remember, Dahlia? You pull the fucking thing, and if you hit it, it would be coins. And I said, I was at MGM Grand. I hit on the nickel slots. I went upstairs, I jerked off.

The cops had to dust my dick for prints. What? You heard me. Anyways, that person was treated at the local hospital. The stabbing suspects had fled by the time the officers arrived. But investigators eventually tracked on and arrested them 40 miles away. Yet they can't find out Ms. Guthrie's. Miguel? Oh, Miguel

Bialadolid Palladini fucking creaseball cuck sucker 40 years old was arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy while Juan Quato

you know what this is don't you? This is a Mets bullpen they arrested. And Christina Quato 37 and 36 respectively were arrested on conspiracy charges. The cause of the altercation remains unclear. Well, let me clear it up what the cause was. It was minorities who got upset

at something, and their first answer is violence. And most of them vote Democrat. And white people who vote Democrat, their first solution is violence. That's what it was. What's up, California? My name is Alex. What's up I'm Maiden? I'm Oliver.

I'm Brian. And I'm Billing. And together we are fucking queer. Dallas wanted to go out with a bang. Oh, beautiful. Oh, my God. That's it, folks. Polly Walmots, the character and the actor, the late Greg Tony Serico, ought to be on Mount Rushmore of actors or some shit. Nobody had more of, you can take a poll to soprano, you know, and there's a ton of people of soprano fanatics. I swear, 99% was saying Pauli Woff. Guy was just, he wasn't acting. he's just one of those naturally funny

oh, it's so good that's it folks that was my favorite show and my second favorite show was you know what Lawrence Welk that's too old for Dallas Lawrence Welk you remember Lawrence Welch?

Thank you so much, poison Carlson. The guy was born here. Sounds like he fucking came from Poland eight minutes ago. That's it. What else are I got? Don't forget Glenn Greenwald after me. I haven't checked the schedule, folks.

You probably know more about the Rumble schedule than I do. But that's a show worth checking out. That guy has been through the ringer. One of these guys that was a lib and smartened up, which tells me he's smarter than, you know, like Telsie Gavin. That's it. You guys think that I'll say it. You're very welcome.

Don't forget, tomorrow we're running a, because of the Super Bowl's this weekend, if you guys, a new, we do this thing called Nick's Pitchin Kitchen. We used to. And we're running a, a rerun tomorrow of a Super Bowl chili recipe that I gave out a year ago. And it's made with four pounds of brisket or five pounds of brisk.

And it's killer. Everybody was writing in saying how much they fucking loved it. So we're going to rerun that because we can't do a show tomorrow. Can't stream one. Yeah, so look for that. And have a great weekend. Pull for the Patriots. They're on the dogs.

I think the momentum's with them for some reason. They just seem like the dust in the sheet. And like I said, not to be an asshole. even if they're not. I can't believe they're in the Super Bowl. I didn't think I'd have an interest in the Super Bowl for another 25 years. You guys don't care.

I don't care either. You're just these tits. Anyways, you think it I'll say it. Very welcome. See you back here on Monday. Take care, everybody. Hi. Good night, everybody.