The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trans Girl Shot-putter Protested | Nick Di Paolo Show #1563

Episode Date: May 1, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about a Trans shot-put protest, a Headbanging horse, the "Pleasure Squad" and more!  Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Oh yeah, welcome folks. It is a, uh, it's a Wednesday here in the state of Georgia. I guess the turkey doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass. What the hell kind of talk is that? Wednesday. I don't know what else to tell you. I got nothing. Dallas, did you do anything last night?

Oh, first day of May. Do they have a May Fool's Day or no? Cinco de Mayo's coming up, so if you want to piss off any libs, just put on a sombrero like I do and get on my bike and ride around with a bottle of whiskey and fake guns and shit. You know, just fucking Cinco de Mayo.

Anyways, again, I like the Latinos. They work hard. Most of them are religious and, you know. Anyhow, I like the Latinos. They work hard. Most of them are religious and, you know. Anyhow, I guess we should get to it. We haven't talked about trannies, have we, in three minutes? Jesus Christ. It's a very... Do I have to run this country?

It'll be so fucking easy. The headline of the first story. Becky has balls, as they say in New York. Five West Virginia middle schoolers who protested a transgender athlete's participation. Imagine being a trans in fucking West Virginia. It's got to be tough. Who protested a transgender athlete's, again, this is middle school, participation in a track and field competition have been barred from future meets, prompting

the state attorney general to ask the U.S. Supreme Court to weigh in on transgender student athlete bans for a second time. Why are they going to listen this time? West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrissey filed a lawsuit, let's see his teeth, all right, against the Harrison County Board of Education on the dissenting student's behalf. He's a good guy in this story. After they were blocked from upcoming meets following their protests, they're being punished for protesting, having to compete against the fucking biological boy at the April 18th shot put competition. biological boy at the April 18 shot put competition. It's hilarious. I didn't even know young chicks, like biological chicks,

wanted to do that. West Virginia Watch reported that story. Five girls from Lincoln Middle School stepped up to the circle for their turn before refusing to throw in the event, which was won by Becky Pepper Jackson, a 13-year-old girl who takes puberty-blocking medication and estrogen hormone therapy. I think we have a picture of that, folks, is a boy.

That, folks, is a boy. That would be the only boy at that age who would have been safe from Jerry Sandusky. By accident. There's Becky Pepper. I can't make this shit up. Oh, my, that's a fucking boy. While West Virginia law,

yeah, puberty blockers, bans transgender girls from playing on girls' sports teams. A recent federal appeals court ruled that the law couldn't lawfully be applied to the eighth grader. So it doesn't apply to middle school. Why is that? We have a generation of fucking assholes ship of fools Tucker Carlson wrote a book seriously these people not just

sucky politicians fucking morons and lousy people that's who our leaders are unfreaking believable we have a I think we have a clip of Becky Pepper Becky Pepper Jackson a 13 year old transgender athlete

secured victory in the shot much bigger she is in the girls county middle school track and field championship following a court ruling allowing her participation despite her success some contestants refused to compete against her in protest. The court decision overturned West Virginia's ban on transgender athletes competing in middle school, high school, and college. Again, AI with a nice left-linked voice. High school. Judge Toby Haytons, there's a dickhead, wrote that offering her a choice between not participating in sports and participating only on boys' teams is no real choice at all.

Yeah, it is. Am I reading that wrong? What the fuck are you talking about? Throwing your son looks like a fag to me. I'll say it again. What the fuck are you talking about? Throwing your son looks like a fag to me. I'll say it again.

Despite the ruling, Morrissey has rallied against both the ruling and the treatment of the student athletes who protested competing against Becky. Again, folks, this hits home with me. I have a relative who's trans, and I don't mean to make light of the situation, but the adults are making it worse.

To prove a political point, I don't even know why. It just shows how much they don't give a fuck. All they care about is power. They don't care about kids or anything. Their actions at the earlier track meet were not disruptive or aggrandizing. They were the quiet demonstration of the student athletes' evident unhappiness with the competitive consequences of federal appellate court's decision, Morrissey, a Republican currently primarying for governor, wrote in the Amicus brief filed on April 26th, which is true.

Joined by one of Becky's classmates on Wednesday, Morrissey said he plans to ask the U.S. Supreme Court to hear the case involving the state's restrictions on transgender student-athletes for a second time. Don't know why they just can't create another category. Not enough of them, which is ironic, isn't it? Because it's all we do is talk about them. Or just make an open one.

That way guys, gals, everyone can compete in an open category. So that way there's no issues. Yeah, I mean, that's the reason they don't have leagues yet because there aren't enough of them. Yet you'd think there were 80% of the population. Un-frickfreaking-real.

We're trying to appease everybody in this country. And these girls, I mean, they're middle school. You're going to make them bitter and hate fucking boys. I guess that's the idea, isn't it? Then they won't fuck them. There'll be no overpopulation in the future again it's an attack on the nuclear family and you laugh at that but that's sort of

where we're headed isn't it I don't know I just I'm glad I'm glad well I couldn't have kids at that age I'm 106 but I'm saying I wouldn't know what I'd do if I was a dad

and my daughter wanted to play, you know, and she has to play against guys because, I don't know. I would figure school shootings would involve parents now shooting up the faculty room. I'm not putting that out there, but I just did. But don't listen to me. I'm just kidding. Let's lighten the mood.

You know, I have a horse, people don't know that, named Lollipop that I bought for my wife when we were in Westchester. An older horse. I think it's 107 today. I don't know. Uncle Junior would say, it's about this far away from being a bottle of Shellamar. It's like perfume from the fucking 60s. Ralph Cifrota says, run, you fucking nag. Ralph Cifrota goes up to the jockey and don't

be shy with a whip. This guy was just a dirtbag. Headbanger's stall is the, there are rocking horses and there are horses who rock. And Pretty Runaway, the racehorse slash headbanging heavy metal fan from Ontario, that's the horse's name? Pretty Runaway. Pretty Runaway, that's nice. This is the horse, he's a heavy metal fan from Ontario, is definitely the latter. This is the horse is a heavy metal fan from Ontario is definitely the latter Pretty has been going viral for her love of bands like Rob Zombie

Motorhead Rage against the Machine one of these heavy metal bands that likes me they followed me on Twitter I don't I want I don't want to motorhead or Is there a band Megadeth? I think it might have been Megadeth. I'm like, my God. Okay, Rage. This horse likes Rage Against the Machine. Slipknot. Ramstein.

Is that a lawyer? And Drowning Pool. Good name for a band. Not as good as mine. I'll say it again. Crib Death. I can't believe nobody's used that. As indicated by her vigorous head bobs,

anytime her caretaker, that's Autumn Purdy, starts to play one of their songs, that's a runaway right there, whatever the fuck her name is. Hello. I'm Mr. Red. Pretty runaway. Oh, that'd be fun if she...

One, something's got to get out. Two, something's got to get out. Three, something's got to get out. Now! Let the boys in the room. Let the boys in the room. Oh! Let the boys in the room.

Let the boys in the room. Let the boys in the room. Let the boys in the room. what a cute horse now again me being the uh cynical guy that i am i'm like hey uh ai you could a kid who was shitty with AI could make that, put music over and shit like that. But I don't want to be that cynical yet. And the fact that, and I know if you're doing an AI, you could make this happen to it. But the horses going to the beat, that's what made it almost unreal for me. It's going right to the fucking beat.

So I don't think it's upset. Horses like that. Horses might bob their heads up and down for a variety of reasons, according to Strathorn Farm's website. It could have a negative connotation, such as head bobbing to alleviate pain, like me in the bathroom a couple days ago. But it can also indicate excitement and enthusiasm, as Purdy suggests. it's good to take the individual horse personality into the equation when making an assessment. She will literally head bang to the music.

She's on beat nearly every time. That's what's made it hard for me to believe. But that is pretty goddamn funny. And it'll be funnier than the next story, I think. No it's not. No, it's not. Actually, no, it's not. Before I go any further, the second half of the show is, you know what? Nick's Bitchin' Kitchen.

And we're delving into the dessert world. And I messed up the easiest part, the crumb on the crumb cake. But it's banana. And it's funny when I fuck it up, but it still came out delicious, Dallas. And so you'll like it, especially if you like banana anything. I do. All right, that's the second half of the show.

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Kim Jong's angels, you know, like Charlie's Angels. A North Korean defector has told of how dictator Kim Jong-un selects 25 virgin girls annually, those lucky brats, to join his creepy pleasure squad. We said it before, No. 91. Who has it? He just said she has dimples in her fat ass. The women are picked based on their looks. They all look alike and political loyalty.

Holy shit, it's like Trump. According to You Know Me Park, Park says she was considered twice for the dubious honor of serving the leader and his party cronies, but didn't make it due to her family status. I wonder if she takes that as a blessing, or is she, you know what I mean? Because it sounds like she's kind of disappointed you. She said they visit every classroom, and they even go to schoolyards in case they miss someone

that was pretty. Was he on Lolita Island? Because that's what Jeffrey Epstein did. Once they find some pretty girls, the first thing they do is check into their family status, their political status. Jesus, what a creepy bastard. They eliminate any girls with family members that have escaped from North Korea.

It's like it's their fault. Boy, I wouldn't be that picky. If you get a nice ass, I don't give a shit if you're a Democrat. Or have relatives in South Korea or other countries. You're ruled out. The process then involves a medical examination to confirm their virginity. It involves him, you know. Delicious.

Thank you. Those who pass this stage face another rigorous medical check where minor imperfections like tiny scars anywhere on the body could lead to disqualification. Jesus. Talk about sexist. Holy fucking moly. Is that a bullet wound in your arm?

Yeah, you shot me because I voted wrong. The late North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, his dad, who's dead, believed that having sexual intimacy with young teenage girls would give him mortality. I am like God and God like me. I am his lord. I believe the same thing, but I can't do anything about it. I'm married. Their body types were a bit different. The dad, Kim Jong-il, preferred women taller than 5'2". Not that tall, because Kim Jong-il was very short. She says that the women the older Kim picked...

Oh, I'm sorry. They're mixing it up. Oh, this is ill? Look at Maddie. Who gives a fuck? Thank you. Delicious. Thank you. Delicious. Thank you. She says that the women the older Kim picked tended to be quite

round-faced. The dad liked the fatties. Kim Jong-un tends to select more slender women for his personal entourage and favors taller, more Western. Western looking. Western looking woman. What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore.

There are rumors that his wife was originally the Pleasure Squad in the Pleasure Squad. The wife was. It's like being a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, I guess. Can you imagine having to bang that fucking fat chunk?

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Good night, everybody. I won't take all that they hand me down And make out I smile though I wear a frown And I'm not gonna take it all lying down Cause once I get started, I go to town Cause I'm not like everybody else No, no I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else

I'm not like everybody else And I don't wanna live my life like everybody else And I don't wanna be destroyed like everybody else And I don't wanna get in trouble like everybody else Cause I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else