The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trans Network Being Investigated | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1794
Episode Date: September 16, 2025In this episode, Nick talks about Murderer’s Motive?, A Tranny Murder Cult, The Memphis Safe Task Force, Nurse Drops Dime on Doctor, Boys Destroy Library, More Narcoterrorists Destroyed and A Geriat...ric Killing! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets - https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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Can I be happier?
Yeah, yeah.
Who couldn't?
It's actually very apropos for what's going on in the world today, isn't it?
How are you, folks?
Welcome to the, uh, the, um, excuse me, the Merv Griffin Show.
Why don't I turn this on?
It might work better.
Wow.
I don't think I should be out in public today.
Honestly.
I, um, it's going to end my fucking career, this sleep problem.
Come on, you dink.
Uh, why do I have to put, why do I, whether it's my TV remote,
what I, why do I have to push things four times?
And I'll hand it to my wife and just,
look at it, it'll go on. What the fuck
is that? It's
been like that since, yeah, anyways.
Welcome to the live, the lineup
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be talking about
it looks like a little tranny murder cult
that it's getting more interesting.
every day. And yes, I'm going to talk about this until it's less fluid, until things settle down,
but it's still fresh. And I'm going to be talking about this. So if you're Charlie Kirk, which
you're not, you wouldn't be watching this show. But I'm going to stay on top of that. And this
isn't a story that you put away like we did when Trump got shot in the face and we spent a day
on it, not us, the left, the mainstream media. This ain't going away forever. So I'll decide when it's
time to move on. Also, Trump's taking a good hard look at Memphis, which has been a shithole
and a violent place for years, like quietly. And also, a nurse in New Jersey dropped a dime
on a doctor who said all kinds of hateful shit. And by the way, she's a 10 on a scale of five.
My nurses are, you know, always look like Matuzak from the Raiders. I don't understand.
Anyways, and one more Venezuelan narco boat
Had a barbecue thanks to Donald Trump
Yeah, apparently the propane exploded
It was smoking some pigs feet
Or whatever they, what are those dirty people do over there?
I'm still trying to kind
I get up this morning
I got up this morning
Couldn't find my key
My heart's been racing all day
Have a fuck?
Not my keys, my fuck
fucking wallet. I couldn't find it on a travel day. Couldn't find it. You know how if you look at
like five spots, you're like, oh, Jesus. You know, I'm looking under the waffles in the freezer.
Downstairs in a basement, we don't have a basement. I mean, looking stupid places on the top of my
car. And I'm like, mother of Jesus on a travel day. Um, makes you fucking nuts. And I'm like,
okay I must have left it at a gas station or some
one more chair
it's under the fucking bed when I threw my jeans down
last night taking my panties off
it rolled under the bed
like a good foot
leaning right up against my AR-15
so that's a kind of day
it's going to be a night whatever the fuck we are
real quick
Raiders last night charges
I had that one right had the Texans wrong
They lost to the Buccaneers.
Buccaneers are always playing
close games against everybody, aren't they?
Didn't seem that way?
And, boy, charges are impressive.
That Herbert, man,
he doesn't get enough ink because he's on the West Coast.
He's something else when he's healthy.
Runs like a deer, throws like Josh Allen.
And, yeah, that was pretty interesting.
So anyways, have I covered everything?
Yes, I have.
Oh, don't forget.
When I get back from my trip, as you know, crowded tomorrow morning, Thursday morning, Thursday
night, hyenas in Dallas, Friday night, wise guys, and Saturday night, wise guys in Salt
Lake City, Utah.
When I get back from that trip, which is next week, I get home on Sunday, we're off
all that week.
I repeat, we are off that week.
It's my fall break.
I think I deserve it.
working like Sammy Davis
Jr. when he was popular.
Hey, man.
Who can take the sunshine?
Dip it in some poo.
All right.
All right.
This story's getting more interesting.
I don't know how that's even possible.
Well, they killed a Christ figure
is what they did.
And that's almost no exaggeration.
I mean, this guy, I feel so horrible.
You know, I'm taking in all the stuff he's done.
I'm looking at clips, and I'm going, boy, I've done not much.
maybe I'll leave some of this money
to the orphanage.
I don't know.
But I mean, come on.
It's like killing an eagle.
He represented free speech,
everything that's good in the world.
And there's even clips of him,
and there's black people putting up a clips of him.
There was a black guy online last night going,
they call this guy racist,
and it's Charlie Kirk with a bunch of young black people
having a nice debate,
and then it cuts to him dancing
with some young like little black girls and their parents and you know and and the black
guy's going he's a he's a racist you know i mean again i'm not a biblical whatever religious
guy but they the lines of evil and good seem to be very clear right now mother i don't know how else to
and then this on top of it this whole friggin anyways uh the murderer's motive
FBI director Cash Patel on Monday
revealed the chilling text message
that Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin
Tyler Robinson
we have to say alleged
you know
that's how it works in this country
and I understand
you're fucking innocent
until they'll bring it back
but it's just so funny
when you get people on tape
stabbing a baby
well I allegedly stabbed the bet
you can't so silly
how we have to
anyways that no Nick
you would have you whatever
I keep my nose clean for the most part
anyways alleged assassin gay tyler robinson
sent uh sent a text he sent may indicate a motive for last week's shooting
what was found in terms of information a text message exchange where the suspect that's
robinson specifically stated that he had the opportunity to take out charlie kirk and he was
going to do that he stated that in writing well where was all that when all this other shit
broke you know you're a warming me cut sucker you know that and when robinson was asked why he said
some hatred cannot be negotiated with yeah you haven't felt hatred yet pal he's he's on suicide watch
and i say why i hope it's the same guys about watching epstein so i know it's a different
prison but we could send them over butell noted that evidence has also been collected through
witness interviews showing that Robinson essentially admitted to Killingkirk after the
September 10th shooting. The suspect admitted to it, the FBI director said, without going
into detail and noting that he would not stylize the evidence. We seized multiple electronic
devices from the home of the suspect and his romantic partner. What were they, eight-inch black
vibrators? Patel said, we've got computers, we've got laptops, gaming systems,
we've got cell phones, all of that is being triaged by the FBI because that's what we do, he said.
And why is he being questioned?
He was in front of a hearing yesterday, asking him about how he's been doing with his job.
I don't know.
I'd be doing better if you'd leave me the fuck alone.
And the resources that the Attorney General has dedicated to this mission, Patelsa,
is allowing us to move at the speed.
we have moved at.
34 hours, man,
and they're digging all this stuff up.
And again, I showed you a clip yesterday of Alex Jones.
Yeah, I think it was yesterday.
Talking about how, and again,
about the deep state or whatever you want to call it,
M.K. Alter, whatever.
They take people, lone wolves.
And who's more confused than somebody
who's confused about something as basic as your gender?
they know they're fucking loopy they're lonely they're angry just like every time we show some
some angry broad with those glasses they're always ugly as a stump fence they're lonely and
fucking angry at the world and they channel it into this and trannies you know can i say that
those days are over too by the way and after you start i don't know what's it 10 shootings they've done
or 11, I think we can, we cannot stop with the pronouns and all the, not that I ever followed
that shit, but if you're that confused, you know, they know how to find you. And apparently
there's like a whole network, maybe, that's what the next story, tranny, excuse me,
Tranny Network may have aided in Kirkk killing. I think you can get it with the HBO Plus
package. You get the networking. They get a whole network.
work. The FBI's number two man said Monday that he suspects Charlie Kirk's alleged killer Tyler
Robinson could have been aided and abetted that's in quotes, by an extended network, in quotes,
alluding to multiple warning signs, in quotes. He gave leading up to the assassination.
That is Dan Bongino, folks, and I'm worried at how Gaunt he looks.
I mean, this guy had cancer a few years ago.
I presumably beat it.
But boy, is he thin?
Maybe it's intentional.
I don't know.
Like Dallas said, I mean, the stress of this job alone, probably, and with all the crap
that he's faced since he got in there, it's been probably working 22-hour days, but
holy moly, get him a snickers, please.
As the Post reported Sunday, law enforcement was already probing whether pro-trans online groups,
sexualized animal-obsessed furries, and others connected with Robinson.
had advanced knowledge of his alleged murderous plan.
We'll find that out.
Sucking Queers!
Polly, it's not the same.
Make a distinction.
The groups include
communities online
gaming platform, Steam.
Do you belong to Steam?
As well as Armed Queers,
SLC, which is where I'm headed this weekend.
I believe that's Salt Lake City, right?
It's not suck-lick-clit, is it?
Relax, don't give me any ideas.
You don't think that crossed my...
I already had a conversation with Tommy.
So I'm wearing a, you know what, a motorcycle helmet on stage.
As well as Armquiz, SLC, which took down its Instagram page
right after Kirk was murdered.
Whoa, what a coincidence.
But now FBI deputy director Bongino suggested that the feds are casting an even wider net,
scrutinizing whether anyone in the crowd.
And me, when I watch this, I said, on my TV, I rewound it.
I said to my wife, watch.
And I mentioned it on the other, right after it happened.
I said, watch the timing.
He asked a question about transgender and about guns, I think it was.
And I said, what's the timing?
It was almost like it was a cue for the guy.
It was seamless.
And sure enough, they haven't overlooked that either.
Scrutinizing whether anyone in the crowd,
including possibly the TikToker who was asking Kirk a question
at the moment of his murder, knew anything about the plot.
Not saying the guy did or didn't, but boy, it was weird.
Bongino said his G-men are looking into
whether the shocking killing of Kirk was,
part of a larger effort and could have involved people providing even financial help
or someone who knew the specifics of it and failed to report.
I'm going to find out what that hell happens here.
Well, we'll also be dropping a lot of paper, a lot of subpoenas out there to take a look
to see if there was any extended network, Bongino said.
FBI director Patel told Fox on Monday that Robinson had a text message exchange
with another individual in which he claimed
that he had an opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk
and he was going to do it because of his hatred
for what Charlie stood for.
You know, free speech and love and family man
and church and all that evil shit.
The same threatening sentiment was allegedly found
in a handwritten note.
I didn't really understand this,
which Patel said was destroyed, in quotes,
but that the Bureau still has evidence to show what was in that note.
Who destroyed it and why?
Let's not stop playing games.
Don't give the public a reason to start picking.
The director said it included Robinson saying,
I have the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I'm going to take it.
And it's weird.
Today, breaking, they found some,
exchanges with Robinson, I think, or was it his roommate?
I think Robinson, as far as the Democratic Socialists of America Party, you know, like the Bernie Sanders people, there was exchanges there.
And they're looking at, they mentioned AOC and somebody else as far as when all these, whoever provided the funds for this guy to do this, if they did indeed.
The AOC and I forget the other lefty at the time were, I don't know, you know, pushing that Democratic Socialist nonsense.
It's whatever.
That's, you know, I know that's, those are dots that are far away that you're going to connect, but it was weird what they said today.
DSA Democratic Socialists of America, you know, that whole group.
once again showing
you know
how intolerant this country is right
we have communist parties
we have DSA parties
but that's not enough
so
right now it looks like
like I said deep state or whoever
got their claws into these
boy that's fucking some evil shit
and they can set
there's enough of them to set up a network
you know
so it's only going to get more interesting folks
and like I said
this was too big to
for it to disappear and even six months
it might never disappear
so he's going to be
in it don't worry I'm not going to do every show on it
I'm just saying until things settled down
um
that kid's on suicide watch
oh can you imagine him
you know how nuts you have to be
I don't want them oh that was the other big
thing they're trying to they're trying to um they want to give them the death penalty by firing squad
specifically i say that again um i'm against uh you know the death penalty not because like i said
moral reasons or anything like that i think it's too fucking easy for the scumbags who are
sentenced i think life in a cage especially for a little white boy like this with a nice
tight ass. I think hell will reign upon him for the next 70 years if you ever lasted that long.
I don't understand what is worse. I know, you know, religious people, well, he's going straight
that maybe you're right. But if not, this would be the next best thing. I just, you know, what if it's
when you die? It's like when you fall asleep, you don't even know you're asleep. And why do these
people on death, a lot of them try to kill themselves? People who have life and prison.
that I should say.
Because it's fucking horrendous.
Ask Aaron Hernandez.
I just think rotten in a cage
would be the worst thing you could do.
Firing squad.
Anyway.
How about this?
We do a firing squad, but don't hit him in the chest
of the face, like from the waist down.
and just bring him out.
After you do that, from the waist down, he gets hit with about 100.
Then you put them back in a cell.
The next day, you bring him back out, and you do it again.
And do it again until his legs fall out.
And then you roll the torso out in a bucket.
And it's still going like the next stop it.
I got to lighten it up.
You know how you lighten up?
The Memphis Blues.
Have I showed any video yet?
I haven't.
Have I?
I thought we had a ton of video today.
And not with this one either.
The Memphis Blues, President Donald Trump established the Memphis Safe Task Force,
which is modeled after the task force he established to clean up Washington, D.C.
My wife went down to see Elvis's joint, you know, D.W.D.W.D.W.
Graceland. And it was her and her sister. And there was
staying, they grabbed, they picked the hotel
in Memphis.
She told me this.
And they, you know,
it's late. They did whatever they did during the day.
And they pull into this hotel
at like, I don't know, 9, 10 o'clock.
And a black cop
watched them get out of the car and went
over to my wife and said, you don't want to be
here. This is
fucking 20-something years ago.
You ladies, you do not want to stay
at this fucking hotel.
So I called the cop.
I said, shut up.
What are you doing?
No.
Can you imagine that, though?
He's like, no.
And he told him a better place and shit, so God bless that cop.
But it's been, you know, Memphis is known for, you know, pulled pork and gunshots.
Flanked by Governor Bill Lee, who used to pitch for the Red Sox in the 70s, they're known as
a spaceman, sent Marsha Blackburn, Senator Bill Haggerty, these all Republicans from Tennessee,
and top cabinet officials, they were at the White House. Trump signed a memorandum establishing
the task force at Lee's request. We have a couple clips. Here's the first one of the president
tell you what he'd be doing about the violence in Memphis.
in 2024 Memphis at the highest violent crime rate the highest property crime rate and the third highest murder rate of any city in the nation other than that they're doing quite well thank you
a person is four times more likely to be murdered in Memphis Tennessee today than in Mexico City it's been and you know Mexico City is not a cakewalk
Bologna had a great time with carjackings robbery shootings and killings there were
249 murders, 429 rapes, 5,616 burglaries, and 12,522 violent assaults in just the last little while in 2024 in 2024 and in pieces of 2025,
where it's actually gotten worse until recently when we sent the FBI down to see what the hell is going on.
Last month, a vicious thug carjacked and elderly woman parked at the movie theater, dragged her out of the car, and body slammed her into the pavement.
Hold on, hold on. Did I knock?
That's enough. I thought I cut it for you. That's fine. I didn't. I just wanted to list the, uh, so, you know, that's Memphis.
So, you know, if you're suicidal.
what do you know what drop him off
Tyler Robinson is that his name
drop him off at the local
Lakeinta Inn in Memphis
about 1 a.m. on the corner of Fight the Power
and Die Whitey Avenue
I used to have a
flat there as they say in England
holy fucking moly
and it's been like that forever
folks too bad
Tennessee's a great joint, too.
And here's more of Mr. Trump.
Today, at the request of Governor Bill Lee of Tennessee, who's standing with us, as you know,
I'm signing a presidential memorandum to establish the Memphis Safe Task Force,
and it's very important because of the crime that's going on, not only in Memphis,
in many cities who are going to take care of all of them.
what's that i decided to show a picture of the mayor just so we have some interesting
context let me guess blonde hair blew up but he but he asked no he is he's not he does not
want the guard there he doesn't want it who asked for the help is that that's not bill
hagger the governor oh governor wait the governor asked for help right this is the mayor of memphis
who say everything be fine.
Everything be fine.
We don't need no.
Don't need no help.
Can you imagine?
Can you fucking imagine?
Even after the statistics he just read.
Same with Chicago.
That Pritzker, and by the way, I will take, again,
I will take credit for him starting to lose weight.
He looks a little smaller.
I released these jokes into, you know,
I picked the people and I introduce him.
to Gutfell's monologues,
and then they'll use them continually.
Like, I knocked fucking 50 pounds off, Anna Navarro.
She should be blowing me.
Nobody had picked on her yet,
and I introduced that,
and Gutfeld grabbed that because he's got great taste.
And fat boy Pritchker.
Oh, my God, is he ignorant?
He just says the talking points.
Can you, even after the assassination,
they got nowhere to run.
And my boy, Greg Gutfeld yesterday on the five, got into it with Jessica Tarlov, who's the, you know, who's the table's liberal.
And she was born right in Manhattan.
And not a dumb girl.
I mean, her resume is scary, but it's just, you go, why did you waste your friggin money on that type of education only to come to these conclusions in life?
And she was kind of him and in and ha.
and instead of just coming to the table,
she hadn't been there since Kirk had killed.
And she's trying to rationalize a little bit.
And fucking Greg went off.
He swore a couple times.
And this is a live show on Fox.
But he also apologized, you know, right after to her
and for swearing or whatever.
But he was dead on.
Dead fucking on.
She brought up some woman,
but what about Mrs.
blah, blah.
And he goes, did anybody know who she was?
before that happened to her
and the guy that killed her
the so-called right winger
it was a personal thing
it wasn't a case
he made a great argument
it wasn't a case
like Charlie Kirk being demonized
by the whole media
and the right for years
had nothing to do with it
he went fucking nuts
I love a spunk
you gotta call people
especially now
no more being fucking nice
I mean
I've been screaming
at the top of my
lungs, even on tough crowd going, it's not both sides. Even back then, it's not both sides.
You know? Also, the word but should never follow anything with the Charlie Kirk thing.
That's what Andy said. That's what Andy said. It's exactly what my wife said. She made a statement
that, you know, this is horrible. I don't wish this on anybody. But, yeah, no, no, leave it there.
See, and that's where they have, they're mentally ill. They have to, they want to win.
the argument. They don't care
about the good of the country
as a whole. They just want to win the argument.
And she's really bright.
But
on that show, my blood pressure
goes up every time.
They just, I don't,
they'll never fucking get it. How can you even
try to argue this?
It's fucking beyond me.
Well, mass psychosis are as
I think Godfell called it, cognitive dissidents.
which is basically denying reality.
That's another way of putting it.
Anyways, we got more Trump news.
President Trump sues old gray lady,
and I'm not talking about Pelosi.
I think that's what they used to call the New York Times, right?
The old great lady?
Gray labia.
What the fuck?
President Trump said Monday he would file a $15 billion.
It's with a B.
Billion.
Lawsuit.
$15 billion lawsuit for defamation and libel against the New York Times days after the newspaper
released articles on his ties to disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein.
So Trump, I wonder if he has good lawyers, you know.
That's fucking beautiful.
Counselor.
Counselor.
The statement comes after Trump threatened last.
week to sue the New York Times for its reporting related to a sexually suggestive note and
drawing given to Epstein, I saw that like online and I didn't put two and I didn't
you know what had to do with this store. I don't know how I missed it. I thought that was like
Gloria Vanderbilt. You know those mannequins that they designed dresses for? Oh, that's
the signature dot. This is how fucked up I am. I thought that was supposed to be pubic hair.
I did. I did. I didn't. I didn't.
did. I thought it was, you know, somebody in the war in Ukraine got their limbs blown.
I honestly, God, that's his, that's his signature, right? Even then he wrote like that.
So Trump goes on Truth Social, I think, and he goes, today I have the great honor, the great
honor of bringing a $15 billion lawsuit, defamation of libel lawsuit against the New York
time, Trump said in Post, uh, the New York.
New York Times did not immediately respond to a request for comment outside regular business hours.
What do you do? Call them at 3 a.m.? First of all, they should be open around the clock.
Fucking news organization. Yeah, I'd like to speak to whatever. All right, put the janitor on.
Ola
Trump accused the paper of lying about him
his family and his businesses
as well as Republican-led movements
and ideology such as the America First Movement
and make America great again.
Well, but yeah, they've been lying forever.
Forever.
He's the first president to get off his ass
and go, that's fuck enough.
All this could have been avoided.
If you started pushing back
and, oh, I don't know,
1967.
Seriously.
It's been a steamroller
of left-wing horseshit since then.
And you didn't have to follow politics to know.
I guess at heart,
I was always kind of a,
not an old soul,
but kind of a traditional guy.
I remember the,
the, um,
God,
I got to go to bed.
What's Jerry Garcia's Ben?
The Grateful Dead?
They came up to the University of Maine for a concert.
I remember chasing a deadhead off the front lawn of Sigma Nu.
He had a tie-dye Detroit.
I think he was pissed into some fucking shit.
A little baste got away.
Tide T.
He's like, oh, fuck it.
Anyway, the suit would be filed in Florida, by the way.
Trump said, yeah, but he gave no further details.
We'll stay on top of that.
That's the holy grail for the left now.
It's all they got.
They got nothing.
They got nothing now.
Everything's out in the open.
18,000 requests to start turning point chapters.
And they had 9,000 existing right now.
Right?
They had 900.
Oh, I thought they had 9,000.
They had 900 initially beforehand,
and then it went up to 37,000 requests.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah.
Anyways.
Yeah, so, you know, people are making it clear.
How about all?
Let's start one here in Garden City.
What's that?
Let's start one here in Garden City.
Folks, Garden City is, it makes Newark look like Vegas.
It smells because of a paper mill not far away.
So it's like you have a piece of shit on your upper lip soon as you're,
It's so funny, you'll be coming up to highway.
As soon as you see the sign, the odor changes.
It's not as bad as the Jersey Turnpike, like I said,
when you can smell decaying rubber tires and Gambino members in the mud and the fields.
It's not like that.
Or as Otto and George used to say, the mannequin guy.
Jersey, the only state where you're in the car and somebody,
farts and you put up the windows.
Something like that. I'd probably butcher that.
Anyhow, any he, any hoe.
Here's some more fallout.
We showed you a ton of sick reactions
from the left, right? Yesterday
about Kirk. And the fallout
is still coming. And
somebody made a great, what's scary
is, like somebody made a great point that
this fucking mental
illness, whatever the left has
is mainstream.
This mentality that
yeah, you should be killed if I disagree
with you. It's now teachers, doctors, professors. You know what I mean? So if you go in, if I go in,
especially me, I'm not, luckily I'm not, luckily I didn't make it. But in Westchester County,
you know, I'd go to the dentist. They knew who I was. A cable guy knew who I was. And
then when they wouldn't show up, I'd blame them for going on. They hate me because it was a very
liberal. It's where fucking Clinton's lived.
But did you get
my point? Let's say your little kid
breaks his arm. You go to the hospital
and somehow the doctor
knows somehow
the way you draw whatever finds
out how you vote and you know, he's not going to take
care of your kid. He's going to pretend to.
Do you see the danger? That's not fucking
hyperbole.
And this is a good
example of it. Nurse drops dime on
douchebag doctor. A New Jersey
doctor accused of celebrating. A New Jersey
doctor accused of celebrating.
conservative activist Charlie Kirk's assassination, he's resigned.
You're a real crumbum.
And the nurse who reported him will get to keep her job, but as of yesterday, it was suspended
still without pay.
Good old New Jersey.
Do you see what I'm saying?
That's a doctor.
That's a guy supposed to take care of people.
They take a, I call it the hypocritical oath with this guy.
hypocritical, hypocritical, saying, do no fucking harm or whatever.
That's a doctor, folks, saying, yay.
Yeah, he deserved it.
Let that sink in.
And again, that shit flourishes in the Northeast in Liberalville.
Englewood Health says, and, you know, obviously the coast.
Englewood Health says it's diligently investigated the September 10th answer to that
between a doctor and a nurse and a patient care area.
The update came after nurse Lexi Kuhnzel.
And again, my nurses never looked like that.
No.
Nurses, they always look like Frank Mahavlitz for the Canadians in the 1970s.
Big hairy guy.
Oh, and that's the doctor.
Asian fuck.
You dog-eaten, yellow fucking zipper-headed cock sucker.
Anyways, did you celebrate?
Ching-flang?
Hope your daughter dies making me sneakers.
I'm just grabbing all the Asian stereotypes and piling them in.
Anyway, she, that lady, young lady there,
suit, angle at health, and Dr. Matthew Jung,
alleging that Jung, cheered and celebrated.
at Charlie Kirk's assassination
in comments made in front of patients
and hospital staff
and that she was suspended
the nurse after she reported him.
Sounds about right from New Jersey.
Again, I shouldn't say that
because I got a ton of fans in New Jersey
who hate fucking lips.
But I'm just saying the way they vote
and it's known as a blue state.
And by the way, it's per capita
of the most densely populated state.
Isn't that weird?
Um, here is the nurse explaining what happened.
The only harder nurse ever was my wife on my Born This Way album.
I don't know if you, if you can, huh, can you pull that up or no?
All right.
Uh, why not?
Oh, boy.
What kind of fucking show is this?
Can't even request shit.
Um, okay, let's listen to Dallas's wet dream here.
Here is the nurse explaining what happened.
So I walked into the nurse's station and I,
just had learned about Charlie Kirk I saw this guy I didn't know who he was at the time
and he was standing there celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk saying how he deserved it
he hated Charlie Kirk and he had it coming to him and you love Charlie Kirk you didn't
just aware of him I loved fake yeah yeah I'm a big fan of Charlie Kirk my first retweet in
2018 by it was like my first blue checkmark retweet was Charlie Kirk
I was a couple years out of college and loved him ever since.
You're aghast at this.
And would you say?
So I looked down at his badge because I didn't know, you know, what...
Talking about the doctor.
What job if he was a doctor or a nurse?
Or a chef.
Never saw him before.
I look down, I see his badge and it says doctor.
And I said, you're a doctor?
I said, how is it?
How are you saying this as a doctor that someone deserved to die?
It's a good question, in it.
She goes, I looked down at it to see his name tag and said, P.F. Chang's.
Dr. P.F. Chang.
The spokesperson went on to say, the nurse was never fired, was never told she would be fired by Anglewood Hospital.
Listen to them backpedaling. Excuse me.
And we'll know. No, it's so, I guess you have to investigate it for legal reasons.
But really, yeah, she should just make that up about a doctor.
fired by Englewood Hospital
it will not miss any pay
as part of our review of this matter
speaking up she says
wasn't and this is
you can't prejudge people
you see that you go yeah probably shallow
cheaper than fucking anybody I've met in New Jersey
that means me
I said they love my comedy where
we're shallow together I'm saying
all right I dug a hole shut up
all right speaking up was an option
for me, she said. It was my duty as a nurse to protect patients from that kind of cruelty and to
uphold the integrity of our profession. That's pretty goddamn deep. Here's her lawyer talking about
defending Lexi. There are laws under various states, including New Jersey, where people like Lexi,
nurses, health care professionals can push back against conduct that implicates patients.
safety and welfare. And so Lexi's filed a lawsuit, and I'll be happy to be representing
her in that lawsuit, essentially saying, look, this doctor took a Hippocratic oath. He's under
ethical standards. Hypocritical oath. To do no harm. And instead, what he said is, I hate Charlie
Kirk. He had it coming, and he deserved it. Now, that calls into question patient care and patient
safety if somebody else uh let's say charlie kirk himself let's say somebody with his views somebody who
was a supporter came in uh to that surgeon's uh emergency room or operating room would that doctor say well i'm not
going to treat him he deserved it yeah i mean all they have to do is look and don't and trust me
that's the level they work at all as it takes is another one of the it's surgeons buddies to go yeah
I saw his, you know, I looked up how he voted.
Okay, well, let's not put that stint in.
I'm telling we did.
I know that's a simplification of these,
but that's the level they fucking work at.
Insane.
So she did not get fired.
Anyways, let's lighten it up, huh?
Let's lighten it up with...
No! No! No! No!
Yes!
I will look.
lighten up. You fat fuck you. And our FLA segment tonight, two rotten Florida boys
allegedly caused over 50 grand in damages to their school and library and were turned
into the police by their own moms. Wow. Good for you, mommy. You're not going to get no
Mother's Day cut out there. The alleged bad seeds were identified as 12-year-old Felix.
Cohen Romero holy shit what kind of what kind of fucking half breed mix up happened
there Felix Cohen Romero that sounds like a shortstop in his agent and
13 year old Bentley Ryan Worley that's Worley with a whirly bird on his top of
his head he looks like a well-adjusted kid huh holy shit and the kid on the
The left looks like a bully.
That's that bully face.
He'll be a lineman when he grows up, I can tell.
That's the lineman face, right, Dallas?
When they put linemen up, that is that face.
They all, it's almost like Down syndrome with linemen.
They all look, I love them.
They're my favorite athletes on the planet
because there's nobody meaner and bigger
than an offensive lineman in the fucking NFL or college,
except for maybe defensive lineman.
But they have that fucking, they have that the eyes are close together.
but this kid on the right
he'll be in a fucking micro skirt
in about a year and a half
I would say
he's got that handle
growing out of his head
so his boyfriend can grab it
while he's fucking blowing him
Cohen Romero
and 13-year-old Bentley Ryan
who confessed to the outrageous vandalism
of the Friendship Elementary Library
in Deltona
the Friendship Library
not too friendly there
That looks like me when I flunk the Tesk.
Tess?
What am I from fucking Russia?
What's a Tesk?
Isn't that a region?
Excuse me.
Look what they did to the library.
Ciotic body cam footage posted to Facebook Sunday showed officers responding to a fire alarm at 1 a.m.
Guns drawn as they stumble through a maze of a detrius strewn.
Who's showing off of that?
Nobody uses that fucking word.
A maze of horse shit
strewn across several.
Detriotis.
You fucking.
Across several rooms
and the quaint school library.
Can imagine one in the morning?
And the cops, they don't know who's in there.
What's funny is they go in there, right?
It's one in the morning.
There's two Asian kids in there.
They're still studying.
They rule.
them out right away.
And an Indian kid.
He was in the gender study section.
Let's take a look at the body camp video from the police.
May I have your attention, please?
Hey, did we go through this door?
There's been a fire included in the building.
Please proceed to the nearest exit and leave the building.
By the way, that's a cop making that noise.
to make it more exciting your video.
He's going to do an English ambulence
in a few minutes.
A fun of fucking punks.
It reminds me, of course, folks.
As you know, everything reminds me of an episode of the Sopranos,
but you guys were Sopranos fans
know exactly what I'm talking about when they,
and his friends get drunk like on a Friday night
and broke into the high school gym
and trashed the fucking through furniture into the pool.
And was shattering the glass cases with all the trophies.
Just real punk shit.
That was so funny in the surprise.
You know how they get caught?
The cops found a pizza box with two slices of pizza and it.
And it says like sales pizza.
This is the Sopranos episode.
And they bring it to Sals.
That's a tiny guy.
Excuse me, sir.
And they did it.
And they did it in like, they used the genre.
If you guys are old enough, remember Jack Webb and Drag.
just the facts ma'am they you know they talk like a cop's topic like that yes ma'am no man
just a fact and they taught they did that kind of uh genre in that scene they go sir is this your
pizza all the italian guy perfect he goes that's in my piece how why we found that a sounder
crime my my pizza no commit a crime that's what he said something like that it was brilliant
uh is that a double joe double cheese uh meat lovers yes that's a brilliantly done
Right in the middle of a serious show.
Anyways, a glass door was shattered.
Oh, by the way, they get caught, A.J. and his friends get caught
because his friend pissed while they were hiding.
What's funny, as soon as they got the principal's office, Anthony Rat,
he did it.
That wasn't my pee or something like that.
A glass door was shattered.
The media center was vandalized.
Furniture was broken and books were tossed every which way but loose.
While graffiti was scrawled on doors.
The two punks were shown.
on video surveillance right before breaking into the library with one boy
donning a monster energy drink hat well that explains it and the other one the other
one surprisingly enough he had a decaf Nescafe hat on so it doesn't really fit look at
that little douchebag I like to grab them by that thing and fucking that's right
do the helicopter dance both wearing mass according to images released by the
Felicia Sheriff's Office.
Look at the face on these two kids.
Oh, my God.
You shit kicking, stinky horseman who's smelling motherfucker, you?
That was the principal talking to the ponytail one.
After the video was posted, the mothers of the two boys ratted them out,
putting them on the hook for the massive repair bill.
Putting them or you on the hook?
Mom, what are they going to do?
Mow lawns till they're 46?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The husband's probably,
you, what did you did what?
What I'm going to pay him for that shit.
The meek-looking lads,
they don't look that meek.
They look troubled.
The meek-looking lads
appeared in mugshot photos
distributed by the shit,
and you know they got those,
you know they're going to go online
and get their own mug shots
and put frames around them
and bring them to school.
One of the rap scallions.
One of the hooligans.
rap scallion
sort of a good name for a special
one of the rap scallion sports
the shadow of a mustache
oh really
what
shadow of a mustache
you call that a fucking mustache
it looks like he just sucked on a tailpipe
and got some dust
one of the rap scalyons sported
is the shadow of a mustache
and rocks a messy high ponytail
for his first official
brush with the law
something tells me by that haircut
that it won't be the last.
You know I mean?
That's faggot stuff.
It is.
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
Who says fags better than Dustin Hoffman in that movie?
Each boy is charged with two counts of burglary,
two counts of trespassing on school grounds,
criminal mischief and theft.
Not to mention no hair on their pencils.
Good night, everybody.
Good luck and good night and go fuck yourself.
Let's move on as the show continues.
And again, don't forget next week, no show.
And don't forget Glenn Greenwald after me.
Fucking, the guy's the real deal.
Venezuela narcos were treated to another barbecue by the U.S. military
and President Trump yesterday, the United States military struck drug trafficking cartels
from Venezuela while they were transporting narcotics in international waters
eliminating three confirmed terrorists, President Trump said.
Trump shared a video of what he called a kinetic strike,
which resulted in the death of three male terrorists
and a chihuahua named Randy.
Poor Randy.
He was just minding his own business, doing a little blow on the thing.
You know what I'm saying?
It's funny, though.
The thing looks like a canoe with an engine on it,
and we send the B-52 bombs.
This thing lights up like a fucking menorah.
Let's take a look at the,
this is why you need Madden with a telesprator.
Boom, right there.
Go ahead, let her fly.
La La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Bye bye
Apparently, two people survived.
They just had the wind knocked out of him.
Wow.
And I actually read online today,
there was a quote from some cartel guy
saying, or he said,
oh, he told the cops, yeah, we're nervous about it.
Then you've got to think twice now, don't you?
We don't you bring an umbrella?
Mother of God, Trump ain't playing.
And here's what I love about Trump.
It was enough that he just smacked them.
Posting on truth social, the president says,
this morning on my orders, well, yeah, I hope so.
I hate to think like of Don Jr. said, hey, let's fuck them up.
U.S. military forces conducted a second kinetic strike
against positively identified extraordinarily violent as drug traffickers,
as opposed to the ones that are kind of mellow.
Give you the cocaine off their back.
extraordinary violent drug trafficking cartels
and narco-terrorists in the self-com area of responsibility.
The strike occurred while these confirmed
narco-terrorists from Venezuela were in international waters
transporting illegal narcotics.
And then Trump put in all capital letters
in letters in parentheses with an exclamation point.
A deadly weapon poisoning Americans headed to the United States.
And it is.
I mean, think about it.
How many people have,
and I'm not just talking about the last few years with fentanyl.
I'm talking about how many people have been killed by drugs and this kind.
And we have a demand for it.
They supply it.
That doesn't mean it can't be stopped and people should get help.
Little weeds, okay.
Maybe some heroin between the toes on Easter,
but other than that, you know.
I think I get arthritis my neck now, Della.
You should see me trying to back out of my driveway.
I'm afraid to use the mayor as the last time I did that,
I backed into a sheriff's car, remember, in Florida?
Be warned if you are transporting drugs that can kill Americans.
We are hunting you, Trump said.
The illicit activities by these cartels have wrought devastating consequences
on American communities for decades.
Exactly right.
Killing millions of American citizens,
which is, you know,
basically them declaring war.
No longer, thank you for your attention
to this matter.
He's snuffing him out like fucking.
I am like God and God like me.
I am as large as God.
He is as small as I.
Said Mr. Trump,
thank you for your attention
to the,
this matter.
Like he just said, we sealed the driveways at the White House.
Don't drive on the...
Let's move on to the final story tonight.
Take that, you old hag.
That could mean anything on this show.
A 95-year-old woman, this made me laugh.
I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for the victim.
But, you know, once you get over your 80s, it's hard to fucking empathize.
A 95-year-old woman with dementia.
Is Brooklyn the meanest city on the planet?
Is this fucking stories that come out of Brooklyn?
A 94-year-old woman with dementia.
beat a fellow Brooklyn nursing home resident
to death with a metal chairpiece
during a late Sunday clash.
Only in Brooklyn.
Here's the weapon.
It's a fucking weapon.
Oh my God.
Apparently, she put the...
She put the body on one of those acorn stair lifts.
I was having fun with her.
No, the non-aginarian allegedly struck the non-aginary.
That's a person in their 90s.
I would have called it the nine-a-genarian.
Struck the 89-year-old victim multiple times in the head when a feud erupted just after 10 p.m.
Apparently she wanted to watch murder, she wrote.
The other one wanted to watch the Lawrence Welk show because Bobby and Sissy were going to do a nice dance.
inside the Seagate Rehabilitation and Nursing Center
on West 29th Street near Surf Avenue in Brooklyn.
Brooklyn is so huge.
You'll read about a thousand crimes in one week,
and it's all different streets and sections you've never heard of.
The victim, who was found lying in bed
with a serious head injury,
was rushed to NYU Brooklyn Hospital,
where she was initially listed in critical,
Then she started doing push-ups, and they said, she's all right.
No.
Listed in critical, well, yeah, they smacked her.
And she gets smacked in the head with a metal piece.
That stings.
She later on succumbed to her fucking injuries.
And they interviewed the lady who did it, the suspect or the killer.
She just sounds cranky because she's 90, what they said, 95, I think, right?
You say you're a little tired this morning.
Is that right?
I am tired.
She is very tired.
From beating her roommate to death.
I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take a little nap.
Yes.
That didn't kill my roommate.
Take a nap many times as I can.
Apparently, you ain't getting enough.
You seem a tad cranky.
Nick, that's somebody.
I know.
I know.
And my views on this is similar to the death penalty.
I don't know.
No, I should say the opposite.
It might have done the lady of favor.
I don't want to hang.
There's nice places.
My mother's, I feel like, again, the Sopranos, a nice
retirement community, where they have bars and restaurants
and them. My mother doesn't have to go outside. She can walk to a
fucking pharmacy, and it's like, you know, a half mile away,
but all indoors and shit.
Meanwhile, I'm down here in a one
bedroom with the wife
working
hard.
Anyways, the old
senior was taken to Coney Island Hospital
with a doctor who was a Democrat
realized how she voted Republican
and finished her off of the scalpel
right in her Vajaba.
Older senior was taken to Coney
Island Hospital for both a physical
and psychiatric evaluation. They're talking
about the lady that did it.
Imagine she's probably going to the shrink. What the fuck? I'm
old. I'm cranky.
What are you going to do? Kill me?
At this time, she's not facing charges
since she's elderly and
suffering from dementia.
But she is, they said she is being punished.
They're going to make her cut the grass,
and the hospital's on a hill.
Meanwhile, the wheelchair piece,
the older woman allegedly used in the brutal attack,
was lying on the pavement just outside the facility.
I hope I see this on the ID network.
Behind blue crime scene tape Monday.
Boy, I've seen, you go online.
You ever see old people get into it?
There was a fucking clip of the couple old ladies.
What were they fucking fighting over?
Do you remember what it was there?
Cigarettes.
There was one pack of cigarettes left in the store.
And apparently these girls, both these women in the late hundreds were heavy smokers.
You don't even like menthol.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, right hand to the head.
Ah, nothing tougher than a lady who smokes.
That's it, folks.
Don't forget the catch.
me tomorrow morning and Thursday morning on Lauda with a Crowder.
And again, if you're in the Dallas area, Thursday night, that's this Thursday, I'll be
at hyenas.
And then the next night, the next two nights, I should say, September 19 and 20 wise guys
in Salt Lake City, Utah, October 3rd, Arlington Draft House, Virginia, October 16,
Zanis in Nashville, and go to the merchandise page at Nick Dip.com.
If you like to support the show.
a silly hat or traffic cone and we have bomb that's it you guys think that i'll say it you're
very welcome um see you back about a year from now what what did uh what is it september 30th
you'll see me back on september 30 what's today today is the 16 14 days what are you going to do
what you're going to do you're going to live your life and enjoy yourself um that's it so i
will see you in 14 days. Until then, stay safe. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.
You know, I'm going to be able to be.
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