The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Bans 12 S-Hole Countries | Nick Di Paolo Show #1747

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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I'm gonna be a good boy. I'm gonna be a good boy. I'm gonna be a good boy. That boy is a P.I.G. pig. I beg your pardon. May a family of yaks have children in your daughter's pants. That was a Johnny Carson line. I paraphrased it was much funnier than that. How are you folks? That was a Johnny Carson line. I paraphrased, it was much funnier than that. How are you folks?

Final day of the week at Thursday, at least for us, for you guys at the mattress factory. Enjoy the fucking extra day. Not to be condescending, but I got lucky, we're going to tell you. I couldn't design this schedule better. I got to be fucking honest, folks. Fucking living the life. My Coke deal with

Henry Hill in Pittsburgh is bringing in all kinds of cash and the weed I'm selling to young kids up the street at the high school they're eating it up you know great a shit you got here look I'm not down here to talk on that. Nobody is down here to negotiate. For Mr. Lopez, I will give you a message immediately. Shut the fuck up. I brought you into this business. That, that's from Scarface.

If you don't know it it you're really gay. That Omar, you know his name in real life, sucking Abraham, whatever the fuck, why can I never, another one I have a mental block. He's won an Oscar when he played Amadeus and shit, but he is so good in that scene, he's shut the fuck up. Sosa walks away and he's yelling at, he's like yelling scene he's shut the fuck up so so walks away and he's yelling at he's like he'll want it Tony shut the fuck up I probably went to this business so shut the fuck up

oh hi we're worried he puts a fake smile but nobody nobody is down here anyways folks real quick as I ramble on at the beginning you know I do that I give you updates of sports that you don't care about. Red Sox won a walk off against the fucking angels. 308 foot home run around Pesky Pole. You know, it would have been a home run in, it would have only been a home run, you know, to get this, in three little league parks, they said. The velocity off the bat was 11 miles an hour. And the launch angle was four degrees. Anyways, yes, so they still dropped two out of three to an average Anaheim team at Fenway.

I think we're under 500 at Fenway. I'm talking about these guys because there's such big hopes for this team, but they're still too green. But they're going to be murderous if they can keep these guys together Which they should they've been grooming them forever like they were 12 year old girls at the mall Anyways Yeah that and what Stanley Cup finals the real sport best sport on TV right now it fills the gap sport on TV right now it fills the gap

Rematch of last year Stanley Cup finals you had the Florida Panthers at the Edmonton Oilers game one last night goes into overtime Edmonton wins It's amazing man. They are good. But so is Florida Florida could have blown that game wide open Edmonton's goalie stood on his head made some saves that kept them in it They were down three to one sure enough they tie It up goes into my boy Marsha and had a goal by the way Florida has to be ecstatic with him every time he gets on the ice they almost score But then you got Conor McDavid I've never seen a guy skate like that and Bobby you always the greatest skater

I had ever seen this fucking guy is the fastest guy to ever put on skates the greatest skater I had ever seen. This fucking guy is the fastest guy to ever put on skates. He looks like a speed skater in a hockey uniform. And he's going around guys who have been all pros for 10 years like they're little girls. And then he'll set up a goal if he doesn't get one. He is a freak. And they got a couple of them, dry side or whatever. Very physical last night. A lot of fucking, I was going to send, I didn't want to boy a Dallas. I was going to send them a four hit. I mean, like NFL hits. They were vicious, clean and vicious.

And I am going to make it my life's purpose to make that sport bigger than fucking soccer. That shouldn't be hard. Here's me watching soccer. The ball went out of bounds. How long I've been watching this 11 hours what's the score zero zero oh again it's for white girls in fifth grade and gay guys from Greece who's with me everybody Dallas is with me so is

Gutfeld Gutfeld calls soccer gay every chance he gets here's why I love Gutfeld. Gutfeld calls soccer gay every chance he gets. Here's why I love Gutfeld. I threw a couple racial things in that he must have so much power over there. He's on the 5, that's a show at 5 o'clock on Fox News and he's saying shit. The word shit and asshole and do you understand? He must have said, I will sign for that much if you let me. And they're going to go, well, this guy, we have the two highest rated shows on Fox and he's the common denominator on both of them. Or he's got dirt. No. Good point. I don't think so. No, no, that's actually how I didn't think of that being the cynical fuck I am.

I think he's just that talented though. Well, somebody just text me. Let's see. My buddy Evan Grant. Bunch of old fucks. He shows a picture of Ernie and oh my god it's creepy. It's like an AI of Bart and Ernie, but it looks like me and him. Ugh.

It's adorable. No, it ain't. It looks like a couple of, um, Jim Henson fucking ballsacks. Holy shit, that's disturbing. Why is he sending that to me? That guy was a, that guy was a pussy, huh? Like I've never made Ted Bundy look gay. All right let's get to it enough of the bullshadish. You're not wanted here is the headline.

What headline is that? Well I make them up as I go as I'm watching hockey. President Trump signed the proclamation Wednesday barring foreign nationals from 12 countries from entering the United States over national security concerns. Only 12? After four years of Biden it should be 612. This cocksucker let people in from planets we have never heard of. Oh I heard he's writing a book too Biden. It's called The Art of the Steal. God damn it. I got one of those at home, by the way. My wife's obsessed with that thing. I go, it's funny, but you don't use it in bed after I'm having sex with you. Anyways, here's

the best president this country has seen in quite a while. And don't believe all the bullshit, oh, Elon's pissed. He doesn't like the budget bill, whatever the fuck. Can we give this guy the benefit of the doubt on a few things after what he's done for the last 10, 12 years? He's only been right about 97% of the time. So give him a benefit of the doubt. Anyways, here he is telling a bunch of third world shithole countries to get the fuck out or don't come over in the first place. We're busy. And if I hear one more story about people in the city of Boston, boy am I embarrassed

in my hometown. And that stupid Asian fucking mayor? Mayor, yeah. I'm embarrassed in my hometown. That stupid Asian fucking mayor? Mayor, yeah, the governor's queer, and she's a short order cook at Fon Yons. And you wonder why the city looks like a third-world shithole. But here's Trump telling you what countries, because they're dangerous, and this was triggered

by that fucking Molotov cocktail incident in Colorado a couple days ago, where some hateful Egyptian who overstayed his visa lit up a few Jews who were quietly not even protesting, walking around and supporting whatever. But here's Trump saying, yeah, we don't need you. Very simply, we cannot have open migration from any country where we cannot safely and reliably vet and screen those who seek to enter the United States. That is why today I am signing a new executive order placing travel restrictions on countries

including Yemen, Somalia, Haiti, Libya, and numerous others. Is that where I ended? Wow. How'd it go, Nick? Does this mean that Ilhan Omar can we go go by? Did they say? Somalia yeah, of course Yeah, I

Don't know though. She's very entertaining you guys. I don't know who we're talking about. I actually I actually referenced her in Gutfeld's monologue tonight I actually I actually referenced her in Gutfeld's monologue tonight Something about DCB in a depressing place. It's a place where a congresswoman with a mustache married her brother Something like that. Additionally, the Trump administration will partially restrict and limit the entry of nationals from seven other countries California It's a joke, folks. I was hoping it was real. No, it's like another country. Burundi, great.

There goes my mistress. She visits me every Easter. Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, and Togo. Wasn't that a band in the 80s, T? Oh it's Toto. Oh and of course you can't I don't know how every country on this list isn't one of those shit stands. Turkmenistan and Venezuela. What happened to Venezuela? God damn. But good for you Mr. Trump. These restrictions distinguish between but applied to both the entry of immigrants and non-immigrants read the proclamation.

Trump cited Sunday's anti-Semitic firebombing attack in Colorado allegedly carried out by an Egyptian douche. I love how it, I don't, maybe I'm imagining it, but when I read articles where the left is doing good things, it doesn't say allegedly, Biden allegedly said this or proclaimed that. Maybe I'm reading, maybe I'm imagining it, I don't think so. Alex, you're with me? Allegedly carried out by an Egyptian national Yeah, I'd say you could say he's an Egyptian. He was on a fucking flying carpet on the way into the country In the United States on an expired tourist visa as part of the reason for the crackdown as president

He says I must act to protect the national security I don't like flies a lot of lies Act to protect the national security. I don't like flies, a lot of flies. Protect the national security and national interest of the United States and its people, unlike my douchebag predecessor who's dead now. Rep Pramila Jayapal, this fucking Democrat Washington, that would be Washington state, OK,

which is another wacko place. All you got to know is Seattle is the big city there. The former chair of Congressional Progressive Caucus slammed Trump's order. Of course she did, as dangerous, quote unquote. Exactly. If you guys had a half a brain, your first question will. So he doesn't want people coming in from a country that's known for their terrorism and to be enemies of our state for the last 60 years. Who hates Israel, everything we stand for. But how? How is that?

It's dangerous if you tell them they can't come here. Just think about that for a second. Let it settle in. She's another ugly dude. You know, we didn't get a picture of her, right? Yeah, she's a fucking... That's how ugly she is. It didn't save. Dallas tried to save a picture of her. The computer said, I can't do that. You gotta fucking give me a virus. She looks like an Indian bitch with a giant mole on her face. She's a hateful witch.

This ban expanded from Trump's Muslim ban in his first term will only further isolate us on the world stage. That's the idea. Isolate us from enemies, you dumb C. I'll say it again, you dumb C. C standing for cuckoo. Can leave that in. I cleaned it up nice. You know what I meant, fellas. Only, they just say words and they mean nothing. Only isolate us on the world's, yes, from enemies. You'd rather be infiltrated. And I'll say this and I'm going to ask this question again,

god damn it, until somebody answers it. At what point do you look at the Democrat Party and say they're no longer a legitimate party? I mean, we should have done this 15 years ago, in my opinion. They are a, label them terrorists just just do it it won't happen trump but do it anyways just to fucking send that message they are they hate this country more than people the the abandon from those countries are banned from god help me you need to shot the fuck up! Hope you're not talking to me. I'll come over there and tan your bottom.

Did you hear Popeye in the back? Tan me bottom? Wow! If I did that, this show would go through the roof. I could do the whole show in Popeye. It's a language I learned. I was doing that in fourth grade. Murdering!

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And you know, douchebag should follow. Again, my mom is a Massachusetts mom, but she's 88 in a retirement home, causing hatred in the family. You know, that's what Rodney said, oh, what am I gonna do when I get older? I'll sit home and cause hatred. And Massachusetts mom named, Jason can relate to that by the way,

named Nikki Marie, sounds like a stripper from Revere, posted a TikTok video of herself pushing her two kids in a stroller while at Disney and they weren't even like retarded kids, you know, sometimes you see an eight or a ten year old and they're curled up and the feet are drool and giant foreheads with veins pulsing. You're like, okay, I understand that, but these are healthy kids and she's just drawing attention to, and I'll say it again, every woman that goes on who has a nice pair of

legs or tits or a beautiful face, they'll find any reason to put themselves on TikTok hoping some rich guy goes oh I'll father those kids anyways they're eight and ten years old and she's pushing them in a fucking stroller first of all you know why I didn't have kids folks do you know why it had nothing to do with a bad hop in a baseball game and as a shortstop that's what I tell people. I don't have them. This show's way funnier than it was a month ago. I just found my stride after 14 years.

Guess I wasn't trying that hard. Kind of coasting. I didn't have tucking fucking kids. And I'm telling you this. Because as a comedian, flying all over the country the last 30-something years, I've been on planes on our way to Orlando with 400 kids heading to Disney World. This is when I was like in my mid 20s and I go, that ain't happened.

I see dads with Dallas, you're a military guy, you're a fucking man's man, you jump out of planes. This doesn't include you or any veterans or men's men. I'm talking about the guys today that have a fucking Papoose on their chest, the babies on the dad's chest and he's pushing with a stroller and he looks defeated and he's wearing a mini skirt and lipstick.

You know, those people. Okay, here's this woman who I'd probably pop in the mouth, not with my penis, right in the mouth not with my penis right in the mouth short right hit up ah good day do one time I do that I'm wearing my fucking sky gave me a ring in Pennsylvania after show which I love I just found the dude if you watch the show wonder where it's been it was in a strip his ass downtown Savannah when in there was a metal detector all right here's her pushing her kids that are way too old to be in a stroller and she

Jesus gave no fucks I'll give her a fuck I'll fuck her up okay your tech those look at this girls got legs like a rock cat and she's in a friggin and the other kid looks like Roy Orbison in third grade mothers is a hooters waitress that's how I know I'm old I watch the little league world series and I'm looking at the fucking mothers and and I and I go they wouldn't even they wouldn't even they would even look at me twice because they're like 28 or 33 whatever anyways so do you anybody agree with this sir I don't get it other than other than she's obsessed with this oh

mom's a strong and can do everything which is the biggest fucking lie moms are strong and it is the hardest job the the world. I believe all that shit. But is there anything busier than a soccer mom in a commercial rushing her kids to soccer practice and then, you know, fucking building a fireplace by hand and changing a tire on a retarded guy's car? Get the fuck out of here. Anyways. Nice legs, but still. Yeah, you are. No, these weren't toddlers getting wheeled around they were grown kids one was 28 the other one's 41 and 10 810 years old to be exact when I got divorced she said one of the first things I thought was

and this is so irrelevant to the story how will I do Disney with just me and two kids this Thank you. I thought this was going to be one of my funny picks for the week. No, exactly. How do I do the same way 70 trillion mothers and fathers have or single moms for the last thousand years have come through Disney World? You walk. Do they have some type of scoliosis or fucking, I haven't seen them on any telephones. Nikki Marie is her name. She told Today.com that, and of course I'm sure

some stupid junior college woman's like, oh, this is great. She's got a hooter shorts and a nice ass, and even the kids look pissed. It's like, let me stretch my legs for fuck's sake How am I gonna do Disney with just me and my kids it's a sick question you're a sick fuck And I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer Technically no one is publicly shame this mom's

Stroller using ways shows so she's the one doing the teasing I'm making fun of myself before you point it out to me, the mom said. How? How are you making fun of you? However, people online have mixed thoughts as a single mom's stroller loving ways. Most were positive. That's how I know we're doomed as a species for failure, that we can't agree that all agree it's stupid. Support her smart tactic. I fully support this, I'm sure, some brain dead woman. This is no way to make your kids walk these insane miles in the heat without taking a little water break in a shady stroller.

That's f***ing stuff. You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for f***ing reason. And of course there were some haters as expected Absolutely, not my kids very rarely used a stroller and had no problem walking Including at Disney when they were three Hauling a stroller sucked then another one said none zero after 30,000 steps and bell to bell I'm not schlepping all the stuff and sleeping kids. Fuck her, another person said, and her lazy kids said a well-known podcaster in Georgia

named Nick DiPaolo. What? He also added, I hope her kids get beheaded on Space Mountain. Jesus, that's over the top. Who is this asshole? Did you have to look up that ride? No. No. Does it work? That's over the top. Who is this asshole? Did you have to look up that ride? No

No, is it does it work and the judge you can get beheaded on spade mark, can't you? Yeah any ride you Dallin yeah, Jason did Jason lost a niece Remember the girl they got her head lopped off and out like a fucking water slide or some shit All right, it was a young boy. But whatever can imagine that That would put a damper on the vacation, wouldn't it? My dad would go, we're finishing it. I already paid for the hotel room. We'll put his head in the minibar. All right?

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And these are all heavy hitters, Crowder, Tim Pool. So you're gonna get your business, your laughs and everything. And I will be the final show, I think, of the day at 6 o'clock instead of 5, I believe. I hope to talk at Eastern Time. And it's a big deal because a lot more people are going to be exposed to me and go, what the fuck? Let's cancel. No, they're going to be exposed. It's a big deal here because those are heavy hitters. I mean, you're talking Don Jr. frigging, you know who Russell Brand, I believe. I think they're in those line up, right? I don't know, but it's a big

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