The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Bitch Slaps Collins | Nick Di Paolo Show #1719

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Trump Vs. Collins, Space Flight, Jew Hater Arrest, Pig Liver, Nazi Cali and Weird Florida! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive FOLLOW ME ON TIKTOK! in the show description as well with this URL https://www.tiktok.com/@nickdipaolocomedy MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music Oh, what's meant for you guys? Not Dallas. I just put his eye out. Anyways, now Dallas' wife, the baby, two feet is sticking out. And the midwife says, you can't pull on that. Dallas says, I'll pull that thing out of there like a god damn, look, I grew up on a farm in Alabama. And I have calves, what do they call it, birth calves?

Anyways, how you doing, folks? It's a Tuesday. Real quick again, like I usually do at the top of the show, I like to, as you know, I'm an avid sports fan. I like sports as much as, oh I don't know, Don Lemon likes cock. That's a lot. Anyways, Red Sox, who I've been bragging about how much talent they have and shit, they've played one good series against St. Louis when they put up about 30 runs at Fenway in three games. And I'm not exaggerating.

Other than that, they lost the opening series. Then they, oh, they did beat Baltimore. They took a series in Baltimore the first time ever. But since then, I have never seen, last night they're playing Tampa Bay, who plays in a minor league park by the way, a beautiful one with a Yankees train. And how about 16 to 1 Tampa over the Red Sox, who are literally picked to come in first, them are the Yankees in that division. But the good thing about it is everybody's stinking up right now. Everybody's a couple games over 500 or a couple under but I never see anything

like it I've been bragging to Dallas for the last two months the defense is tremendous and it is they have so much talent I don't know what the fuck's going on but Bregman who was a goal glove there but little legit gold glover and he's already made three or four errors this year. And even Story booted one last night, who's Story's been the best player on the team actually as far as consistency. Anyways, you guys don't care about that but I'm just saying. Excuse me. They lost 16-1 to Tampa Bay who's picked probably fifth in the division this year. And it's one of those ones I was belly laughing.

I thought, can I send Dallas a picture of the scoreboard? It said, what was it, 13 to one? It was 14. 14 to one, and it was in the third inning. Right. Yeah. It's gotta be a lot of pressure though, when you go back to Boston media with baseball,

it's a baseball, Tom Fuchs. And you know, if those young kids are listening to w e e i and all these radio shows wish on all mali calls in from to adjust the fucking socks what the fuck they could hit a beach ball but the facts car what's core doing anyways these pictures suck and young kids, rookies, I mean, now they can't get away

from it. It's the internet. It's TV, the news, whatever, if anybody reads the newspaper. But if they're listening to any of that shit, and it looks like they are, because when the balls hit to them, they used to look like me in Little League when my dad was the coach, who would scream at me right in front of everybody. If I booted a ground ball, you wonder why I'm fucked up. Wonder why I'm telling dick jokes to adults in 63.

You know. But I'm just saying they haven't played they played maybe three or four good games this year it's fucking weird. They're loaded with talent, crochet has been everything they say anyways enough of that let's talk about Tulane girls feel hockey let's move let's move on to the top headline Trump clobbers Collins you know that girl Caitlin Collins who made a name for herself a few years ago remember she was during a town hall or debate she was extra bitchy and CNN got all moist over that president Trump took several shots at CNN anchor Caitlin Collins, who by the way looks cute sometimes,

but and then she'll turn her head one eighth and she turns into a werewolf from London. Anyways, she was peppering the president with questions in the Oval Office Monday over the wrongful deportation of an El Salvadoran nation. You see how they glom onto one thing? Trump's done a million things. Literally the most efficient and busy president for the first hundred days. And these douche

bags, all they do is resist and glom on to shit. Anyways, the El Baso, El the hello I'm Don money what deep deportation of an El Salvador national who the US Supreme Court ruled should be returned to the United States for now Trump repeat repeatedly needle Collins at the beginning of this too I'm showing you at the end who was also the network's White House correspondent, including calling her, Trump said her, low-rated anchor. He calls her right to her face. That's fucking beautiful. And slamming CNN's credibility as he took questions alongside El Salvador president,

Naib Boukele, he cleaned up El Salvador. I don't care how, want this guy and he's giving Trump advice and he should be I guess there was an illegal over here from El Salvador that they scooped up and some people say and you know some people are saying he shouldn't have got scooped up other people saying he's MS-30 there's a couple things going on there was a case yesterday 500,000 Trump was trying to revoke 500,000 work visas from illegal, illegal, who shouldn't be here. And yesterday some woman judge, sorry

whoever gave you the vote, I've got to be honest, some chick judge, yes there's liberal guys too but I consider them women, ruled that Trump can't do do that he had a five hundred thousand he had lined up to ship out and some but it's some supreme court douchebag ruled that he can't do that so anyways in this clip you're going to have uh... marco robo steven miller explain why that the judicial system these these judges

they're really activists in robes we call them why they can't interfere with what trumps doing steven miller explained it once and then rubio explained it here and then steven miller explained it again yet caitlin collins uh... refused to you know shut her mouth and just go okay collins want an answer about that like I said the deportation of kilma a brego Garcia just by his name guilty a Maryland man who was removed to the Center for Terrorism the Central American countries hellhole and El Salvador mega prison last month under the 18th century alien

enemies act which he can do okay scholars say he can but not some lowlife judge bitches here's the video and and here's at the end of it Trump busting her balls and CNN's I can tell you this mr. president no the foreign policy of the United States is conducted by the president of the United States not by a court and no court in the United States is conducted by the President of the United States, not by a court. And no court in the United States has a right to conduct the foreign policy of the United States. It's that simple. End of story. And that's what the Supreme Court held, by the way.

Here comes my boy, Miller. The Supreme Court said exactly what Marco said, that no court has the authority to compel the foreign policy to function in the United States. We want a case 9-0, and people like CNN are portraying it as a loss as usual because they want foreign terrorists in the country who kidnap women and children. But President Trump, his policy is foreign terrorists that are here illegally get expelled from the country, which by the way is a 90-10 issue. Well, Mr. President, you said that if the Supreme Court said someone needed to be returned that you would abide by that. You said that on Air Force One just a few days ago. And they said that it must be facilitated.

Why don't you just say, isn't it wonderful that we're keeping criminals out of our country? Why can't you just say that? Why do you go over and over and that's why nobody watches you anymore? You have no credibility. Please go ahead. Oh, and he tore CNN up at the beginning and tore her up at the beginning of it. He is worth his, I'm just saying entertainment value. I just, and Rubio hit it on the head and so does Stephen Miller. These guys are fucking a thousand times smarter than anybody on the left okay words either mean something or they don't the illegal aliens act of whatever that either means something it doesn't it's in the Constitution or wherever the fuck oh my god they just resist at every turn I want you guys here's a little homework lesson

every morning get up and I want you to go to CNN's website and just read the headlines like the first seven It it it's like Gerbils Working for Hitler the state run everything negative every headline about Trump and he's destroying the country and and she Boy they know how to find the people. They work on a list of people that drive me nuts. Alright let's move on. Houston we have a lift and separate. I thought that was cute. Come on I should be writing for the New York Post. This is six-person crew. I'll show you the picture.

Included Katy Perry, Gail King, Lauren Sanchez, as well as NASA rocket scientist, a bunch of empty-headed celebrities with a rocket scientist, Asia Bo, a film producer, Carrie Anne Flynn, and bio-astronautics research scientist, Nicholas DiPaolo. And activist Amanda Gwynn. The first pictures of Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Gail King in space have been released after they completed their blue origin flight. What kind of name is that? On Monday. Sounds like an ad for Viagra. Hey, you want to fuck in space? Try our blue origin pill. First here's a look at lift dot, which is always cool.

I don't care who built the rocket and shit. I mean, this one can't parallel park. Bezos can't parallel park his rocket. And by the way, I've heard people say that since on TV. You're welcome. And I know people probably, why do you take credit for it? Because I'm on the internet every day scouring for months at a time about it and you don't see these words. And then I'll say it or I'll put it on X and bingo.

Some jerk off journal. That's how it works, folks. In LA, they would have ad people come to the goddamn comedy store. They wouldn't tell you and next thing you know you see a whatever it is. Why do we have a picture of my wife's favorite toy about to be launched? That's the phallic which is ironic because all females are I'm surprised they didn't bitch about that. We're not going on that. It's shaped like a dick. Make one like a giant Clint logo. What? You can't say that early in the show. I did. The all-female crew spent just four minutes, four minutes in zero gravity space, but they combined spent 11 hours doing their makeup. You heard me. And took much of the time to mug for the camera inside the space capsule. Hey, look, I give him credit, anything can go wrong.

I had my fingers crossed. Katy Perry is so annoying. Piece of ass. I'll give her that much. Yeah, did I already go past the video? Okay, let's see. My wife is plugging it in. And there it goes.

I gotta compete with that. Jesus. Are you hearing? How do we know that's real? Okay, that's pretty ballsy. But they said four minutes. Why did it come up and come down? You hear the girl screaming?

The exact cost of a Blue Origin ticket is still a bit of a mystery. In the summer of 2021, Blue Origin auctioned off a seat on its first crude flight, a little out of my range, for 28 million. 28 million, and I say to that... It's just so ridiculous. Ain't it? There's the girls floating around. Fuck you and fuck you.

Who's next? Who's next on the plane? Or whatever, the rocket? And I didn't show the clip of Bezos. When they landed, or wherever, I don't even know how it worked, I didn't really care. People are furious online saying what a waste of money, you got young, and it's kinda true, you got young men and women who are studying rocket science and who are astronauts and we send these

but you know it's like anything else in this country. Same reason they get rid of us great comedians on the roast and replaced it with famous people on Comedy Central. More eyes on it, higher of rock and ad revenue. Whatever. Jesus, Bezos, we get it. But it's really after watching like I said, after watching Elon's Rockets, you know, making U-turns and jumping over curbs and shit. This was like, okay, big dick. Anyways, Bezos came running around when it landed to meet his girl, Sanchez, Lauren Sanchez, and he fucking tripped or fell in a hole. Of course, I didn't show up.

That would have added fun to a comedy show. Anyways, let's move on to something much better. Jew hater hauled in. What? This proves that Trump is doing what he said he was gonna do immigration agents nabbed an anti-israel Columbia University Protester while he was at an appointment to obtain his u.s. Citizenship in Vermont on Monday Palestinian student Mohsen Marawi

Who hails from the West Bank? Not a bad bank bank I gotta admit, percentage interest rates in, oh shut up Nick, was detained at a US citizenship and immigration service office in Burlington, Vermont after spending 10 years in the US and obtaining his green card. I think, so you know, just a hateful, like they said, they said that we're not gonna take this shit So they went up there. He thought he was uh, making an appointment to get a work the whatever the fuck and surprise surprise Here's a little video of him being hauled out of the building H Jews, it's Jews He says president H Jews

I He's saying as president hate shoes hate shoes. I Thought I want to see more of this I guess maybe look at look at it Scott guilty And literally as you started the story New York Post headline came up with an update saying detained Columbia protester Most in Madhawi threatened and intimidated Jewish students, State Department says. Yeah, that's why they're getting them. And that's, was he a teacher or no? Because they, these teachers have already thrown up that literally had ties to Hamas.

Why do you admit it? This country's been asleep at the wheel for the last I don't know 70 80 years We really have We've let Chinese in here these scumbags Unbelievable They I guess it's a quote from him when they busted him. It's kind of a death sentence Mahadou he said who previously led Columbia's Palestinian student union and he was a defensive back for two years at Columbia Nobody would touch

Hey was that the NFL combine Can't do it because my people are being killed unjustly in an indiscriminate way. He said nice say to that unjustly in an indiscriminate way he said nice day to that nice shawl bitch go back to your fucking mud hut bang a goat do what you do best or 12 year old boy which is what you're known for don't be fooled by fucking Islam is there's a guy saw a clip last night it's just it's that simple they want to take over the world with their caliphate and all that shit. Just read up on it. There's nothing good about it and this fucking guy my friends at my Whatever my people being unjustly killed in it really

What happened on October 7th did the Jews attack the Palestinians at the other way around Did the Jews attack the Palestinians? Or is it the other way around? And I know people, even my fans, go, it is the Jews, but okay, well, when I see a Jew, never mind, I don't want to get into it. I want to piss off my manager, Saul Goldstein. Anyways, he's gone. Ma Dowie, who was friends with detained anti-Israel Columbia protester Mahmoud Khalil, gee, I don't know, did they go through admissions?

Did you guys pick up on a pattern? Anticipated becoming a target of the Trump administration's mass deportation effort and went into hiding, asking the university for help finding shelter. See they just sent them to whatever, you know, fucking Hokel. Hokel would have taken him in I'm sure right? Oh one of the Cuomo's or any one of you. Bill fucking, Bill what? What was the mayor's name? De Blasio, that douchebag. Sure he would have taken him in. Anyways, Columbia didn't respond to his request and that's how the left is. They're all with you, they have you do the dirty work, soon as you get in trouble,

we don't even know the guy. They're just scummy people. Can I just say that, boys and girls? Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, it's getting close to my next tour date. Today's the 15th, right? With 10 days, a week and and a half I'll be at the Cohoes Music Hall in Cohoes New York. It's a beautiful old theater and then the next month May 15th and 16th Janey's in Rosemont Illinois on May 15th and 16th and I love that club. For all you guys that love your TikTok I got great news for you. It's gonna get even better. I finally got an account. I thought I always had one.

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