The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Boots Crooks With Books | Nick Di Paolo Show #1727

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

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Music I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off. Oh! What the fuck, T? I don't like your Cherkov behavior, and I don't like you, Cherkov. Oh! What the fuck, T? Not for nothing, this guy's a dick.

Folks, how are ya? It's Tuesday, December 48th. Know what I'm saying? Uh, good to be with ya. Beautiful outside as usual, and just really is heaven down here I always do that I go I don't know coming down here he didn't you know comedy there's no clubs and shit and whatever but then I'm like I've never been more content that's saying a lot for me because I'm a miserable cocksuck anybody will tell you and even people who meet me down here go you're content right now

but there's a lot to say for that you know I mean yes would I like to be Louis CK flying around the world doing comedy I guess I don't know if I made it to that level maybe I'd still hate the travel but I would love the fucking I don't even know what he makes next time I get that prick on the phone I'm gonna go Louis I'm close enough to you what do you when you call a comedy club at 1 in the afternoon and go I want to work out there and you can sell out like two shows at a regular comedy club. I mean what are they, just there. He'll take the door right? He'll go I'm taking the door you take the, and they're not gonna say

no on a Wednesday night. So I know when you, I know what you get when you have a door deal and sell out a comedy. So I mean just that alone is more than most people make in a year and that's him practicing in comedy clubs Then then he goes flies to Czechoslovakia. I don't know how many seats he's doing there We know he does Madison Square fucking garden couple times if he has to I Just I have to ask him I go do it with shit everything You got a Tommy you can go fuck yourself That was Polly walnuts any time anybody yelled at him All right, what the hell else

Just so you know, did I do we do the pizza thing? I'm bitching kitchen. I got it probably right we do the pizza thing on Bitchin' Kitchen? I got it probably right yeah well if it was early it was wrong because I made it last the last two times folks I got it I got the New York pizza I got the recipe off the internet from a guy used to make pizza in New York and the dough is just incredible but I was still having I was trying to roll it out and, for fuck's sake, and yeah, I was trying to fucking roll it out and whatever else I was doing wrong. Oh, I would try to make it the day I made the dough, which you know, because you got to let it proof for a couple days, even a week. And I don't know if I'm boring you guys with this, but what happens with that?

Then when you stretch it, it stays stretched. As opposed to when you try to make pizza the same day you make the dough, it keeps shrinking back. It's like elastic. But you let it proof in the refrigerator for a couple days. So I'm doing this with my fist stretching it, no rolling pin. They say because you'll knock the air out of it. You want those bubbles right and

Yes, last night was the best. I have a fucking mate I'm doing this and that and the wife comes. Oh, sorry, honey and A lot of shit like that and it came out to like this the size I wanted didn't snap back and it was phenomenal. That's all I'm gonna say might have to do it over if we did it Huh? Absolutely This is like the fifth time I thought I had it nailed since I started making pizza 20 years ago. But this is it with the pizza oven and the whatever.

Boy, is that a greasy Italian opening. People in Nebraska going, what the fuck, can we change the channel? Yeah, let's talk about steak, asshole. Let's get to it, I guess. Playoff hockey again last night though. Oh my aching stem. I don't know how to convince people. My eyes well up when people getting hit, their helmets are popping off, goalies are making

saves you've never seen in your life. Again, five minutes of play without a fucking whistle, elbows to the... One guy threw a forearm shivolat. It was intentional as I've ever seen and the refs didn't even call a minor penalty on him. Even Marc Messier during the period goes, that's a suspension. And the other guy's, a guy who's supposed to be a former ref said, well, I don't know if it was, Messier's like, I played the game. I've done that to people. That was intentional. This guy threw a forearm shivle like was a fucking linebacker, shedding an offensive guard right to the chin.

Guy went down like a bag of shit and pushing and shoving. And again, nobody dropping the gloves. They're punching each other in the face with the gloves on. Because if you drop them, you're going to. Books and crooks. That's the headline. The Trump administration has revoked the visas of over 4,000 foreign students in its first 100 days

the bulk of which have committed crimes in the United States of America imagine all the shit Biden could have done even you know Obama was tough on you know kicking people out, they said. More than 90% of the rogue students who saw their visas, these aren't credit cards, folks. These are things that let them go to school. Nixed had committed crimes such as arson, wildlife, and human trafficking. Bringing turtles over in a suitcase? Child endangerment, domestic abuse, DUI, a lot of perverts I noticed.

Touching kids and fucking, a lot of that in that culture, huh? And robbery, what Nick, they don't do it in white culture. I don't give a fuck, it's our country. We'll catch them. DUI robbery, a senior state department saw us told the Post on Monday. More than 500 of them had assault wraps.

They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people. Remember all the shit he took for that? Remember he said that 10 years before Biden led everybody and they were racist, bigot, and guys fucking hardly been wrong about anything. That's the truth of it folks. I hate to say that but anyways, the State Department worked with the Department of Homeland Security and French bread snacks What which tapped into their databases and compared that information with the existing law enforcement records? The thousands of students most of of whom hailed from Asia and the Middle East, surprise, surprise,

were swiftly notified that the State Department had stripped them of their status in the United States. So many of these foreign students were like, but you don't have opening? No. But why not? You go home now. No.

No. No. No. Some have already departed on their own while others will soon be rounded up like the fucking scum that they are by immigration agents as part of Trump's mass deportation agenda. And again we want the best and brightest. It's really true. It's a fucking you know it I want all the Asians and Indians we can get when you're working with tech and whatever. You know what I'm saying, folks?

Even Russia, whatever, as long as they play by the fucking rules. Why should we be different? You know, if you read your Koran, that's all they've been doing their whole lives, is they infiltrate other countries. And sure, they were more barbaric back in the day. But now they slip in.

And their goal, and I don't give a fuck, call me a bigot racist, their goal is fucking world domination. They'd be happy if you had Sharia law fucking tomorrow. Look at England. Can't even argue with me. Anyways, if you come to this country as a student, we expect you to go to class and study and get a degree. If you come here to vandalize a library, take over a campus and do all kinds of crazy things, we're going

to get rid of these people. I don't know who said that. Who the fuck said that? Who's the capitalist motherfucker? Probably Trump. But anyways, and again, I missed a sound right. I can't explain it. Can't explain it. I go over the fine tooth comb. Now I'm down 11 percent.

We better get going. Hi, I'm Chris Gatthard and I'm very excited to tell you about Beautiful Anonymous, a podcast where I talk to random people on the phone. We better get going. way to prison. I've talked to people who survived mass shootings. Crazy funny ones. I talked to a guy with a goose laugh. Somebody who dresses up as a pirate on the weekends. I never know what's going to happen. It's a great show. Subscribe today, beautiful Anonymous. Let's move on. Let me tell you, I hate mosquitoes. Now I'm doing a southern guy. I'm giving up on that. I got to practice that in the show. Sanctuary shitties. Steve Sweeney, the godfather of comedy in Boston, used to do a guy named Mayor White, Kevin White, Irish

guy and he would say the shitty of Austin. Sweeney did a great, the shitty of Boston. He'd do it on the fucking radios and AM radio and then still let him do it because that's how Kevin White said it. It was fucking great. President Trump on Monday will sign an EO. You know what that is, folks? That's right. Executive order that will direct his administration to draw up a list of shitty, sanctuary shitties

that are not complying with federal immigration laws in an effort to crack down on local governments not cooperating with his actions fucking people you have no idea how to defend a nation I mean they're ignoring him this is when it in law enforcement, I'll tell you, whoever's in law enforcement, the army, military, this is when societies fall apart. When these so-called good people, the law and order start ignoring the people above them. That's when shit happens. Then you have no cops to defend you and all this fucking shit. That's why I'm saying they got to make a bigger deal about this put the judges and all these douchebags that are ignoring and they're all 90% of them like women that

went to Yale again miserable lesbians who hate Trump and anything you know on the right and they rule against them and I still don't understand I read weeks ago that they can't overrule a president when it comes to like foreign policy and shit it's still I don't know it's still happening don't make us take the law into our own hands judges what was that movie with Michael Douglas I think was Michael Douglas something chamber I told you about this. Something chamber. It was retired judges like in San Francisco. This is a movie. Like 10 of them that would get together for a meeting once a month because all the scum, just like now the scum was getting let off back on the

streets after a rape and shit and they were getting sick of it and they were retired judges and they get together and they planned and they were killing these guy how good a move dude you think I could remember the fucking name of it something chamber Jesus Nick I'm gonna change the name of this show to what happened what are we doing yeah what's going on right now? When you get a chance, Google it. You can do it while I'm reading. Because I'm dying of curiosity over here. Look at Dallas, I just got a low power warning.

The order will direct Attorney General Pam Bondi and Homeland Security Secretary Christine Noem to provide a list of sanctuary cities in which local officials are not complying with this federal order and are not complying with federal immigration laws. Press Secretary Cutie Pie, Caroline Levitt, boy she's no KGP, thank God for that, said Monday, adding that the published list will include state and local jurisdictions that obstruct the enforcement of federal immigration laws. Here is what I call captain of the football team, Tom Homan, Trump's border czar. Here's what he had to say. I don't know why he's

dressed like Rodney Dangerfield, but check it out. I've been at this for over 40 years. I've worked for six presidents. I'll tell you, I've worked for six presidents. Every president I've ever worked for took border security seriously because you can't have national security if you don't have strong border security. I'll tell you. We gotta know who's coming in, what's coming in, where's coming in, why it's coming in, right? Mexicans don't respect me at all.

Even President Obama and President Clinton took some steps to secure the border because they understood national security was important. Joe Biden was the first president in the history of this nation who came into office and unsecured a border on purpose. Yes, sir! You can't get any clearer than that and why anybody knowing that would vote democrat ever again or listen to the media

ever again you guys don't even know what you're pushing back against now we want rapists here that's why our people who represent us in dcC. are flying to El Salvador to help a gang banger. You guys are fucking digging a hole and you are already in a hole. You're about four minutes from China. Ask Hunter Biden for the rest of the directions. Um, isn't that priceless? Can I, I gotta check a message here. Let it roll. My wife might have a kidney stomp. I still think it's from when I elbowed her. Folks, I don't do that. Relax. I love how

he's got a black suit, white shirt, red tie. I mean, ugh. Star chamber. Star chamber was the movie. I think it's Michael Douglas. I love, he's one of my favorite actors of all time. I actually think he's underrated. I love him in everything he did. Yeah, Star Chamber. A bunch of retired judges get together. I think they're in San Francisco and they're sick of the fucking crime and how judges are letting people off on technicalities and shit. So they get together and go, let's start killing these motherfuckers. Couldn't make that movie today because the left they are the judges

that are letting people off and Hollywood's run by the people that like those judges I hate those cocksuckers I tell you Frank I never turned you back to the show discombobulated all right on to I hope it's a light one. I'm coming up on my 20 minute re not sure about chidor Chidor sand have you been following this? This soap opera the chidor Sanders if you don't know is Dion Sanders Maybe the greatest defensive back to play in the NFL, but he's a ghetto punk and he's still a ghetto punk And he hates white people. It's very hard to fucking hide. They love their bling They think the whole world's against him and this is his son who played at Colorado broke all these records last year

Again, they already retired his shirt. He played for what two years at Colorado. Do you see do you see that type of shit? Oh my fucking a can anyways they some people thought he's gonna get drafted first like the number one pick on the draft. He didn't they fifth round Shadows and is apparently isn't the only person who torpedoed his NFL draft chances When discussing the former Colorado quarterback stunning slide over the weekend To the fifth round and the 2025 draft with the Browns grabbing him at 144. That's punishment enough overall. Boomer Asayasen claimed Monday the 23-year-old Sanders wasn't on the draft board at the discretion

of unnamed ownership. Some of the owners that own the fucking NFL team said, I don't want him on the draft board. That's how toxic. And they don't want to deal with his father and all the baggage It comes with it. Here's my boy Boomer They took him off and they took him off because the owner said take him off. I don't want that guy Yeah, I'm on your Sanders just torpedoed himself

His attitude off the field at the combine his dad didn't help him either You know, he was on podcast talking about this is my son if I can get him to where i want to get him to i'm going to do that but you know when you listen this kid talk of right prior or at the combine about one of the culture in your locker room on the guy to do that i hate turning around i mean he's very high on self and i think he was very off pitting off putting too many many coaches and general managers

uh... in the league. And I'm telling you right now, and I know this after talking to three different personnel people in the NFL this weekend, they didn't even have them on his board. Hi. Can you imagine? And this is the day and age where coaches will protect these guys, these young black guys to the max because they don't want to be the peer racer or anything. That's how toxic. And should do a, I know

you're not listening to me, but I'm just saying you can prove them all wrong still. I mean Tom Brady was picked 199th overall, sixth round. And he's saying all the right things, but it doesn't help when your dad's out there saying the wrong shit and who you praise all the time so in the months leading up to the draft Sanders stirred buzz over comments made at the NFL scouting combine in February when rumors percolated about the QB's alleged unprofessional behavior he walks into that one of the meetings and goes Hey, where are the white women at? No, he did That's a keeper we went from Jackson State to Colorado and changed two programs back-to-back

This is him talking in a meeting to To the fucking coaches NFL coaches Sanders said at the combine He goes you don't think I could come into the NFL franchise and change a program again? It's history. It's always gonna repeat itself. That might be the most ignorant thing. Yeah.

I have a big mouth. Can you imagine being a coach? You're supposed to come in humble. Hey, I'll do whatever you ask. You know, come now, today, I'll give you an update on the story. What's come out today? We don't know if it's true or not, but probably makes sense. He was acting kind of shitty in these, in these meetings with these different NFL teams. He was doing that to the teams that he didn't want to get drafted by. He was sandbagging them as they say. Which again and I you're gonna tell me his dad wouldn't be smart enough. His dad knows how it works so he would maybe now that comes out. Now you're really fucking toxic and you now you're living in Cleveland. That's punishment enough.

Folks I've been to Cleveland many times. there's nothing wrong with it, but everybody takes shots at him. I mean it's the Browns. Huh? It's the Browns. Exactly. Where careers go to die. Could you imagine he's probably gonna be the scout team? I don't know. Guy's a great athlete. I really don't. I fucking... If you put a chip on his shoulder, which they just did, I mean black dudes, when you get them, you know, when they're hungry, they're hungry. What does that mean, Nick? I don't know, fuck off. Hey, April, sorry, May 15th and 16th, come see me at Zany's in Rosemont, Illinois.

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