The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump: Brennan & Comey Are Bad People | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1761

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Music playing That boy is a PIG pig. Hello welcome to the live line up where you get Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson. He sends his guys to me because his show is right before mine. And all the other shows you just see scrolling by here from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern time. And here's the best part about it. Right here in Rumble, it's free. You'll get educated, you'll get entertained, you'll get titillated. Maybe not the last one.

It depends what you look like. Today I'm gonna be covering, Trump might have, it's finally payback time for some of the people that tried to fuck him over in his first term. I don't have my hopes up, because these people slide all the time, but maybe one of them will get hit by a car or something. It'll be great.

Got a close up look of those 11 assholes that ambushed ICE and none of them know what their sex is. They're very confused and that's who you radicalize. And also Biden's doctor went under oath and took the fifth about 55 times in four minutes. And I know they go, that doesn't mean he's not telling that, yeah, that's exactly what it means. I've heard've heard God he do it pretty sure he was fucking hiding Anyway my Red Sox put up another ten runs last night listen to this I folks well at least they're exciting team I know you're not all Red Sox. I understand that but tough shit sit through this two minutes They just beat up on the worst team in baseball

What you're supposed to do because if you don't they go what the fuck you lot and if you do they go you beat through this two minutes. They just beat up on the worst team in baseball, which you're supposed to do, because if you don't they go what the fuck you're like and if you do they go you beat they whatever. They've won six in a row, they're four games over 500. Last week they were like two or three, four games that's the highest this year or since whatever August of last year, whatever. Put up another ten lead all of Major League Baseball in runs scored and something else. I forget But anyways, they're offense. I'm excited because these are all young guys You know and and like Dallas says you got to keep them, but yeah keep them right

Give us three four. I See a honest to God and Dallas said this too. He knows his baseball. He played girl softball at Georgia Tech He was fucking all-american. He didn't have a beard then wore some Elton John glasses No, but he said what did you say? What was the point I was gonna make do you remember? They're gonna get in they could get in yes, yes That's that's exactly how I'm looking at it If they get in the playoffs that that's what more that's what they were shooting from beginning

But they got the rest of the second half of season. It's a little over the the first half goes a little longer But anyway, I'm just I've never seen so many young guys Hitting that Roman Anthony He was hitting 114 like I said last week. I think he had two or three more hits last night. He's at like 270. Everybody's hitting homers all of a sudden. It's pretty exciting. And Bregman's coming back at the end of the week

or the first game after the All-Star break. It's a frightening lineup all of a sudden. It's very weird. And they get great pitching. And you guys have heard enough. What do you want me to talk about the Arizona Diamondbacks? They got a colored kid. Throw that ball.

And that's not racist. People refer to themselves as people of color. So colored person, you see, I don't play those fucking, I don't let them bully me linguistically. Never have. And that's why I'm doing a podcast instead of playing 8,000 people. Hello. Speaking of that, first of all, I And that's why I'm doing a podcast instead of playing 8,000 people Hello

Speaking of that first of all, I want to apologize to my fans that were gonna come out and see me this weekend in Dallas and Houston on Sunday night Double booking or something. This has happened a few times. It happens in my career not too often But there was a mix- up as far as booking. It had somebody else on the books or whatever the hell. So we're rescheduling. I might even have the new date for you on Monday. Not sure yet.

Tommy's working on it. He thinks he's already got a new date. So again, we apologize. But shit happens, unfortunately. You know, what are you going to do? Oh, black coffee. It's good for your teeth and gives you great breath and you can't shit for two weeks. Keep drinking it.

So funny, every story, every other story, it's great for you, it's bad for you, it's great. So you know what you do? You drink it. I'm sure there are studies that say water are bad for you. It's just, doesn't matter what you fucking matter. Well, those come out of Flint, Michigan Yes those studies That's true that water is I lived in Woburn, Massachusetts folks

Woburn w o B u r and Google it they made a movie about the water in Woburn It was so polluted with chemicals and shit. John Travolta was in it, I think. I can drink the water. And yeah, Woburn bass, they literally made an a fucking national movie about it because all the chemical Brockovich, huh? Brockovich was was Aaron Brockovich. That was a whole water thing too.

Was it about Wolbin? No. I don't think she was a water thing too? Really? Yeah, her water broke when she was pregnant. I'm waiting for the sequel when she takes a big cutter. A little early in the show for that type of visual, isn't it? No.

So, yes. What the fuck else happened? Stuff I can't mention. Still learning my car. I go play serious radio and it keeps going to this thing called tune in that plays that house music that literally ages me. That is the cancer of, you know people say the last couple of generaies have shitty music. I blame it on that fucking house synthetic drum beat that is soulless. It keeps going to that. I don't know why. I'm still learning my cards. It's trying to piss you off. It is. I thought I heard Siri snickering. But it goes right to that.

It plays that shit that you hear at a titty bar in fucking Oklahoma. Oklahoma, Atlanta, I mean, pick a black city. Oklahoma's a state. It's like that country, Denver. It's making me nuts. I learn on the fly, and you're not supposed to do that when you're doing 70 on a highway. I'm literally pulling up the manual on the screen.

Not a good idea, but it's a little frustrating. Most of the times it works. All that shit's overwhelming. It's fucking this 19. You got the home thing. I know that because it looks like a home. I'll hit that button. Yeah. I hit that and I looks like a home I'll hit that button yeah I hit

that I go take me home it's like see how the button shithead hit the Apple button give me an apple that's me yeah I love the car though smooth ride quiet excuse me I ate a Cub Scouts ass for breakfast. Oh stop it you're jealous. Alright enough of the horse shit and again I apologize for the non gigs. Paybacks a bitch is the headline. President Donny Trump, boy, how, what does he feel like inside? I'm never going to take this for granted.

What he went through from the time he came down that escalator. I said it yesterday, between the first term and all the shit they try to do, literally get shot in the face, guy is, and I'm still nervous for him. Because anybody in history that's ever tried to make real change ends up, you know, six feet under. Trump reacted Wednesday to former CIA director John Brennan seen here, and former FBI director James Comey, two of the biggest dildos in DC,

reportedly being under criminal investigation for Brennan and him, or under criminal investigation for potential wrongdoing related to the Trump Russia probe where's Adam shithead shift maybe he's next it's got to be a whole lineup of them here's Trump being asked about it and he plays mellow he's like well whatever but you know inside he's going I would like to hang these two cocksuckers from the highest bridge but here he is acting like the president I don't like that.

I like unpresidential shit. Go ahead. James Comey and John Brennan, now under criminal investigation related to the Trump-Russia probe. Do you want to see these two guys behind bars? Well, I know nothing about it other than what I read today. But I will tell you, I think they're very dishonest people I think they're crooked as hell and boys he playing it like to pay a price for

that I believe they are truly bad people and dishonest people so whatever happens happens inside right now under the table he's got a chubby. Anyways, Justice Department sources told Fox News Digital that CIA Director John Ratcliffe, apparently things are going well. He looks like the evil witch looking at Dorothy. I'll get you my pretty. Referred evidence of wrongdoing by Brennan to FBI director Cash Patel, who we had on this show before he was FBI director. And I just said to Dallas, it's so ironic the head of the FBI looks like every Hamas

leader who wants to blow this country to smithereens. And we loved him. This guy plays in a hockey league and Brilliant guy like you said he's whiter than either when he talks. Oh, yeah, he makes us sound silly You'd think you'd hear that, you know a lot of shit coming out of them The sources said that Ratcliffe's referral was received and told Fox News digital that a criminal investigation into Brennan was opened and is underway. I'm going to find out what the hell happened here.

Here's Brennan finding out that his daughter just had another baby. Very excited. DOJ sources declined to provide further details. It is unclear at this point if the investigation spans beyond his alleged false statements to Congress. As for Comey, Department of Justice sources told Fox News Digital, if I say that again, I'm going to puke, that an investigation into the former director is, did I already just read this? Am I not repeating myself?

They are. Oh, but could not share details of what specifically is being probed. The full scope of the criminal investigation into Brennan and Comey is unclear, but two sources describe the FBI's view of the doers' interaction as a conspiracy, and that's in quotes, which could open up a wide range of potential prosecutorial options. So yeah, I would think so. Hang them by their balls. Counselor? I Don't know

And I'll say it again. I'm gonna say it to my fans out there if they don't go to jail whenever they Whenever this hearing goes and becomes official what if there's any sentencing if there is any if they don't go to jail shit I'm telling you guys right now shoplift steal cars don't pay for another fucking thing sharp lift, steal cars, don't pay for another fucking thing. Start going into Apple stores in groups like the brothers do. Take anything you fucking want, because apparently only we follow the goddamn laws, not poor people and powerful people.

Good message for the kids. You know, drink your milk. You're going to need strong bones to lift that stereo. Stereo. This is 1978. Those Bose speakers, they can get really heavy. Did I sell Bose speakers? I can't remember.

I think I did for a minute. Who out there plays guitar? And how many of you have smashed it in the living room? Like your John Mellencamp after a bad set. I see why you're supposed to take it up when you're like six. Still fucking fun though. Still fun to keep the neighbors up. Playing the first 11 notes to Iron Man.

All of a sudden I hear a gunshot. Fuck the neighbor. God. Speaking of gunshots, the headline, 11 fucking assholes. Well, that's pretty clear. Not talking about the New York Jets either. Anarchist militants allegedly launched an ambush, that's in quotes, outside an ICE detention

center. This is a couple days ago, but I wanted you guys to get a close-up look at the Vermin Detention Center near Fort Worth on July 4th. God damn. Now officials have published their identities, and the Dallas Express has found their mug shots. The United States Attorney for the Northern District of Texas charged 11 suspects for the attack in which a gunman shot a police officer in the neck. I thought

it was an ICE guy that got hit in the neck. Whatever. As the Dallas Express reported. Acting U.S. Attorney Nancy Larson, seen here with earrings, called it a planned ambush with intent to kill. Well she must be a goddamn detective. To kill ICE correction officers. By the way, assaults, I saw this in the news, assaults on ICE agents up 700% from this time last year. So it's becoming the trend. And I said it before, even all this shit started when Trump took over the trend and I said it before even all the shit started

When Trump when Trump took over in January and I saw that the left was not backing down a second I go we're gonna get closer to Civil War now because they've run out of shit I was gonna say they run out of bullets apparently not Anyways ice corrected militants in black body armor allegedly surrounded the ice prairie land detention facility in Elvarado If I was on the nose, El Verado. You know how they do that? They're talking perfectly. South of Fort Worth, late on July 4, gunmen took their positions and shot an El Verado police officer in the neck and fired at ice corrections officers.

Why does it just say the suspects? Oh, okay. Federal officials are... Hold on, folks. I'm getting to them. Why does it just say the suspects? Federal officials are, hold on folks, I'm getting to them. They're beautiful people. Federal officials are charging 10 suspects, each with three counts of attempted murder of federal officers and three counts of firing a gun in a violent crime as opposed to firing a gun in a peaceful crime. What the fuck?

What are people using super socas when they're robbing banks now? Get the fuck out of here. An 11th suspect was charged with obstruction of justice and conspiracy for allegedly attempting to destroy evidence and not using hygiene products for two years. Cameron Arnold, here they come. Look, what do you notice first, folks? Is that a guy or a girl? And that's the point of all this and why I'm showing you. These are misfits that don't fit into society. They're outcasts. They're angry. They don't believe in God, but if they did, they'd be angry at him for making him this freak. Okay? This thing doesn't know what it is, and it needs a support group so they can blame somebody.

Why not the United States of America? That's where all this stems from. You think it's a coincidence half the women in the Democratic Party look like fucking Brad Marchand for the Bruins? Look at this. That's Cameron Arnold, also known as Autumn Hill. Stripper too?

According to the criminal complaint. Jail records list Hill's sex as male and uh... we'll take your word on that one. Annie's from the Dallas area. Please welcome, it's like a dating game, you just said it. Bradford Morris is similarly also known as Megan Morris. Are you guys picking up a pattern here? Unhappy people? Those are the ones you radicalized.

They got no friends. except for these people. You know, that supply them with tactical equipment guns and, you know, the George Soros's of the world. They're very easy to radicalize. It's pretty much what Hamas goes after and Al Qaeda. That's Megan Morris, by the way. Jail records list Morris sex as male. According to the criminal complaint, Morris

is also from Dallas? Jesus, what's going on? You know, your son looks like a fag to me. Oh, come on. Pretty kid. Leave him alone. Joy Gibson of Dallas. I'm glad I might be lucky I didn't go. I could have got killed over there. Now here's Joy of Dallas. This one's up for grabs. I just say, not a pretty girl. Although the eyes, I've seen those eyes in a bar fight. Girl, I guess. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Let's take a look at another one.

Elizabeth Soto of Fort, they They're all in Fort Worth Dallas area um that's uh that's Liz Soto. The hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. Then you got Inez oh family family Inez Soto of Fort Worth. Look at that, and that's a woman, ladies and gentlemen. No that's we. That's as happy as that guy slash girl gets. Anyways, I don't know. You go fuck yourself, convict!

Savannah Batten of Fort Worth. I don't know, that's a young Dennis Larry. I don't know where to go with that one. That's Marsha Brady if she played girl softball. You want to see really nice asses? Watch girl softball. The pants are ridiculous. I sound like a guy, a woman that talks about the NFL. We watch because of their ass. No, I'm watching for the double play and the skills, although they're pretty friggin' good those girls. Maricela Rueda of Fort Worth. There she is, all happy and shit. Seth Sykes of Kennendale. Yeah, he looks normal. Zachary Evitz of Wackahachie.

Thank you, Dallas. Dallas, I didn't tell you he's part of the Blackfoot tribe. Wack a hatchy. I whacked my hatchy. Goddamn. I whacked it on the coffee table when I was walking through in the midnight. Nathan Bauman of College Station. He's a handsome young whatever girl. He's a fan.

I didn't say that, Tony. But are you getting the gist of the people that are unhappy there? Here's the story of some men slash ladies who wanted to be three lovely girls. All of them had tactical equipment like their mother somebody finished the youngest one fucking throws rocks and hurls I got nothing folks wouldn't want me to do that song parodies if a axe you know the hacks that

make ten million dollars I worked with this guy and he's a good guy Rodney Carrington cowboy hat but you know act, song parodies and shit, you know, and a good guy. I don't hold anything. As Jay Leno said, there's enough room for everybody. But unfortunately, the ones that, you know, don't do it, I don't think he does what I do for a living. But Rodney Carrington, he's huge, plays to a lot of people. So then I was doing some gig and my opening act was some nerdy fat kid from down south who loved Rodney Carrington. And the kid goes to me, you're not a headliner, you're a closer. This is like 20 years ago. And I bullied and then we stayed in a condo. I

bullied him. He was on the couch reading the paper in the morning. I'd get up, I whip a pillow. I'd knock his glass of orange juice out of his hand. I mean just fucking tortured him. I actually liked him. He goes, you know, you're not a headliner. I go, why do you think he's a... listen to this and this is a comedian suppose. I go, why do you think he's a headliner? And I'm not. He goes, he did 100,000 in t-shirts last year. Oh my God.

I told Colin Quinn that story. We still talk about it. Oh my God. I go, oh, that's a headliner. And he was kind of right. I'm sure the guy could pick up a club and go and fill it in a second. But he doesn't do what I do for a living. Same with Jay Leno. Leno used to say that when he was still a comic about guys. He goes, what the fuck did he say? I can't remember. It must not have been that funny. God damn it. It's something about it. I don't show up to your show and start juggling. I

don't know what the fuck. I just gave it a punch line there. So that was Nathan Baumann. He used to return punch at College Station. That's Texas A&M, isn't it? Yeah. I always confuse that with Happy Valley for some reason, which is Penn State. All right, boys and girls, you got your little lesson and terrorists and Antifa and college football. Let's move on to giant mistake question mark. As you know I'm a bit of a Sox fan and Raphael Devers is if he keeps it up probably a surefire Hall of Famer one of the best hitters in baseball for we knew he was the real deal when he came up his rookie year against the Yankees I don't was a playoff game or not I think it was was. And Araldis Chapman, our current closer, was on the mound. Devis comes up. Araldis

Chapman throws 103. He's touched 105, they said once. But he throws now 101, 102. Easy. Okay? And he's 30 fucking 8, 39 years old. And Devers comes up, here's the other thing. He's a lefty, are all those chapmen. And if you know baseball, lefty pitchers love to throw against lefty hitters. Lefty hitters hate to hit against lefty. Usually you put a pin. Anyways, what did Devers do?

Turned around 103 mile an hour fastball. That's when we went, oh, I don't care if this guy's retarded, which he turned out to be apparently. Rafael Debas arrived in San Francisco, because the Sox, this was a blockbuster a couple weeks ago, seemingly ready to be a team player and try his hand at first base. But the ex-Red Sox third baseman has apparently not fulfilled that promise, apparently skipping out on a first base workout with a former Giants star. And when I say star, I mean Hall of Famer,

you wouldn't want to mess with, what's his name? Will Clark, right? Will Clark, you don't want to fucking piss off. Will Clark was a redneck, openly redneck. And everybody would call him a racist. He reminded me of the modern day Thai cop. He was just a fucking guy who loved to hunt and fish and was an unbelievable baseball player.

He always had the char and shit. He'd say whatever the fuck you wanted to say. And so when he tells you to, you're supposed to show up with him to work No call nothing does that sound like oh, I don't know What's the video Dallas? No, yeah, here's a WEI in Boston I think this is one of the sport whatever sports a big sports show in Boston

Of course talking about Devers because this story hit home. It was a national story. I Sports show in Boston, of course, talking about Denver's because this story hit home. It was a national story. I end to get big hitters and they think he's going to win them divisions and hit a bunch. He's going to hit home runs. Of course he is. They don't yet know what is going to happen with the player. I was there the second day. Will Clark was there to work on ground balls with him at first base and Rafi didn't show

up. So that's the person that these guys have been dealing with for a long time. And again, no respect. So and it's tough because these guys like Rafi Devers grew up probably dirt poor, the Dominican Republic or whatever. They I mean, their agents are supposed to take them under their wings and tell them how to behave, but he's already got $335 million in the bank. You know what I'm saying? Think about that.

So poor, he's probably using a bathroom curtain rod as a baseball bat in the Dominican, remember? They'd use fucking rocks as bases and shit. Now he's got 335 mil and, you know, probably Machado. Manny Machado was a real punk when he came up. Another one, I don't know his background, but I assume he was poor too. But he had no cooth and just fucking. But you see they season and then they learn how to act like pros.

But he's been out at nine years and the Giants must be going, oh, you motherfuckers. Clark is a six-time, the guy that was supposed to teach him, six-time All-Star and Gold Glove First Basin with the Giants in his playing days, gave his version of the story early this week on his Deuces Wild Podcast. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday he did not come out early at all. Period, not at all. This is, you know who talking. In fact, he didn't even hit on the field, Clark said.

Everybody's like, oh my god, I'm sorry, Will, I'm sorry. Even now, they're afraid of him. It appears to be a continuation of the frustration situation that played out for Devers in Boston this season as the slugger was asked to give up a spot at third base for newly Acquired Alex Bregman who by the way Had 10 or 11 homers and 35 ribbies in like the first month. He still got voted to the all-star He hasn't played in a couple months because of a quad straight. He got voted to the All-Star. He's coming back. It's very exciting to me. Devers has played 20 games for the Giants. All is a designated hitter, adding two home runs and nine ribbies.

He'll have to pick up the glove sooner or later. Clark is planning to make sure of it. He said he's going to show up at his house with a shotgun and some chalk. But Rafael Devers, the next time I'm in San Francisco, this is Will Clark talking, your ass will be on the field at first base. Just letting you know that, Clarks. He hasn't changed a bit. Even if I got to grab you by the fucking back of the neck, he still dislikes black people. Dominicans, whatever. And drag your ass out there. You'll be at first base, he says. And of course, Devers texts back, kiss my ass. Oh, god.

Since he has left Devers, Sox have been on a tear. Yes, probably coincidence, but all these young guys are as good as they said they were in the minors and they're just hitting the shit out of the ball right now. But we'll see because Tampa Bay, who I believe is in the head of the Yankees right now, or they're in second, but a couple days ago they were ahead of the Yankees, but I think the Yankees might. Anyways, they're coming to Boston for four games this week, starting tonight. So we'll see what's up.

Well, it was good to have those cupcakes leading up to it so you can gain momentum. No, that's how we look at it. Like I said to Dallas, when you beat... Look, Colorado's literally having even a worse year than the White Sox had last year, I think, which was a record-breaking shit year. So yeah, they were supposed to slap them around and you're supposed to sweep teams like that. And they swept the Nats before that who stink. Because you know how it is in sports if you beat them, they're like, well, look at their record. And if you don't

beat them, what the fuck? Look at their record. You can't beat them. What I'm saying is you can't win. You're between a rock and a cock. You know that feeling, ladies. You're at the beach. Hypocritic oath is the headlines. But before I do that, what did I want to say? Oh, again, as I aforementioned, go to nickdip.com for my dates. We're still fiddling with some, but again, apologies for this weekend in Dallas and Houston. While you're at nickdip.com, go to the merchandise page. That's how you support this show.

You guys don't buy hats. I have to live on baloney and dog food for the rest of the year. It's really upsetting. So buy a couple hats. Buy a couple gloves. And we should start selling different stuff than other shows. I mean, why not dildos and vibrators and shit?

I build them in my garage as a hobby. I take old grapefruits and, grapefruits? No, eggplants. I'm sorry. Anyways, anything else I had to say after that? Let's move on. My wife's sick, by the way, swollen glands. She has her peepee doesn't smell well. I said, mine doesn't either.

I never shower. She said, not like that, you asshole. Joe Biden's former doctor, speaking of people not feeling well, refused to answer a single question Wednesday about the ex-president's health and cognitive decline. That's the doctor. By the way, we're gonna show you a picture of him later. He might be 4'11", right? Stunningly invoking his right against self-incrimination, in other words, taking the fifth, before slinking out of a congressional deposition yesterday. This is the guy that kept giving Biden's health

a thumbs up, and again, charge him with the RICO Act. You go right down the line. The doctor, anybody in Congress, anybody in the media that gave a thumbs up even though it might not be a law. That's the thing we haven't figured out in this country as far as we got the phrase. The media lying to you intentionally, and of course CNN will say, well, Fox is lying to you. But no, you can go back and check your work

Fox was saying you know Everything that the Russia hoax was a hoax this shit That they were hiding by all that shit, and then they you guys always go CNN No difference between them for no fucking one, and I'm not I don't get paid by Fox, I'm just saying. Do your fucking homework a little bit, but always make up your own mind. On this show,

you report it and I decide. What's this slogan? We report, you decide. We report, you decide, fuck that, I'm not leaving it in your hands. What's this slogan? We report Udyssey. Fuck that. I'm not leaving it in your hands. I see you deal with the OJ case. Dr. Kevin O'Connor, a midget from Dublin, he's the guy in the Lucky Charms box sliding

down that rainbow, is facing claims that he shielded the public from Biden's decline while the 46th president was in office, even covered up his powerful patients' advanced stage prostate cancer. When they asked him, were you covering up his prostate cancer? He goes, no, I thought the prostate was behind the armpit. So I was up their finger in that. Joe was laughing, and then we called them visiting angels. Dr. O'Connor

pleaded the fifth more times than John Gordy did. House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer revealed after the doctor's swift departure, according to Comer, O'Connor, a lot of O'Connors I grew up with, O'Connor Biden's's longtime personal position, was asked two key questions. Did you ever date Kuntanji Jackson? Is she that retarded? No, were you ever told to lie about the president's health? And did you ever believe President Biden was unfit to execute his duties?

In both instances, the doctor,'Connor took the fifth. Look at him, real schmuck. Any guy with that haircut votes Democrat. The only question the doctor answered before the deposition concluded was confirming his name. According to an oversight spokesperson who pointed out that doctor patient privilege would have allowed the witness to answer

at least some questions. I think that shit goes out the window when you lie into the whole country. I don't know how it works. Doctor, that's why I called it the hypocritical oath. Did you pick up on that? That was only the best part of that story. But let's take a look at the doctor here.

Joe Biden was either 6'11", or this guy's 3'11". You guys decide. I report, you decide. That's the doctor. In that bag, he's carrying like 100 pairs of shoe lifts. I mean, Biden wasn't that fucking tall what is this guy how the hell do you miss his prostate his nose is an intramid fucking midget who's with me folks anybody at home wake up

out there this is unprecedented and I think that this adds more fuel to the fire that there was a cover-up, Comer said, who headed the investigation. There's no doubt. Now people are coming out that worked for him in books and shit, saying he couldn't find his way around the White House. So who was running the country?

And it's some guy that I've never heard of. They mentioned some guy, David something. I forget his last name. It's only one of the most important parts of the story welcome uh... but he some guy that you and i had never heard of a few guys and i'm sure schumer stuck his dirty nose in there in uh...

a o c and whoever i'm gonna say this one more time quit treating the democrat party this goes to specially right wing media which is what, to radio stations and Fox isn't even right-wing. There's people there that I know that really don't like Trump. But I'm saying quit, you've got to come up with something other than, because it's so silly I'm watching and they're going, but the Democrats are against that. Why? Because they're not really an American political party. They're the

enemy of this country. Stop. Don't refer to them as a Democrat. Call them the fuckstains. I know they might beat that on the five or whatever or on ABC radio. The fuckstains. I thought that was Colorado's minor league team. No, no, no. You're thinking, you're confusing them with the the black singing group the fuckstains from the 50s They made the debut They debuted on Ed Sullivan and then some guineas got involved took their royalties So the doctor kept saying this I don't want to talk to you get away from me you can't say that you'd be And

Coma said Problem you're a fucking problem. You fucking dr. Why on King Thomas from London bubble I'm telling you H. You keep looking at me. I'm gonna put you in a fucking ground. I promise you what what's the toy? What's the toy Dallas for kids see and say what's the thing you go? This is a what is the cow saying you pull it? That's what this show just turned into then coma said problem And that's what this show just turned into then Comer said problem and then the dr. O'Connor said I don't want to talk to you get away from me now that would be the best Nick DiPaolo merch item ever god damn it you're good with your hands get on it this oh my god dude you just shouldn't have said that over the air

somebody's gonna jump all over that oh My god, and then Hillary said yeah, I have him killed, too That's a good one holy shit You people out there my fans come up with something that that unusual that we can sell on the on the on the merch page And I'll give you fucking I'll give you 50 50 Yeah, all right 60-40 take it easy Let's move on let's lighten it up we usually on Friday. That's what we do here, but I can't help but it's World War three They're shooting at ice agents and all the babies born have cancer of the eyes. I don't know what to do. A headline, unhappy Gilmore. A former Florida Panthers player was annoyed at a group of golfers causing a delay on the course. This happens more than you realize folks. You can find a bunch of clips

because you got people who take golf serious out there and then you got, you know, a bunch of hacks which most of them are but they like to have 12 beers before they tee off. And alcohol always adds a little bit of flavor to the US open. Anyways, the ex-NHL tough guy had to take care of business when he was charged by a drunken asshole about as tall as Dr. O'Connor. The Alberta Springs Golf Course and Red Deer Alberta. Boy, I love the names up there in Canada. Moose Jaw Saskatchewan, fucking. Dirty Horns, whatever the fuck. Now the hockey player, the former hockey player,

Anna Panther, played for a few. That's him on the left. And the drunken chooch is the one he's got by the neck. Anyways, the Alberta Springs Club was at the center of the controversy over the 4th of July weekend when it produced an unexpected viral video featuring two groups of male guys. Still, when I drive by and people are teeing off and I look to Westchester, I beep the horn. Just a bit. They all do this. You look in the rear of your mirror and they're, what am I supposed to do? I'm a comic. Hope

you hit him good. Vyro featuring two groups of male golfers. A man and his friend, the friend allegedly too drunk to put his ball on the golf tee, who's this, John Daly, were apparently holding up another group of golfers behind them for over 20 minutes, which is ridiculous before an altercation broke out. Let's let's Let's go to the video tape He doesn't know he's gonna fuck around with an enforcer for the NHL Oh, no, that's the drunk guy Go now He doesn't know he's gonna fuck around with an enforcer for the NHL Come on

Throw me the water record I got it all on record. Look it comes back. He's providing his own sound effects. I wouldn't be going back you f***ing moron. Watch this he's not done. You gotta give this truck an asshole credit. He's coming back for more Wow and you can find a bunch of those clips, man. It looked like, you know, they do midget tossing? And look at the size of this guy. This guy was a hockey player.

Okay? And they don't lose their, you know, their love of popping you in the head, but how about he was going bang? Like is it like when you watch Batman as a kid it was say pow bang And this little drunk shit comes back for more Which is friggin hilarious? I? My brother did the best thing I think for me because my brother's a good golfer and his daughter's phenomenal she shoots in the fucking 70s and her husband shoots in the fucking he shot a 64 last week somewhere it was a coarse fucking record but my brother did me a favor and said because I asked him when right off

the high school he was undefeated at high school. And I said, should I take? He goes, don't. And I'm calm now compared to when I was, you know, college age or whatever. He goes, I wouldn't do that. Best advice ever. Can you imagine that situation? I'd be drunk chasing a guy with a club. I would be chasing each other with a fucking. I have no patience for anything. I got that from my dad when we were kids and this is honest to God truth we'd go to McDonald's first and then we'd go to Dairy Queen after we were pulling to Dairy Queen if there were two people in line he goes fuck this he didn't say fuck he goes we're going home two people need him he didn't want to wait. My mother's like, for Christ's sake. And there you go. It's

not a trait I'm proud of, but so I don't think golf would have. I got to tell you one miniature golf story because my brother-in-law and my brother, my sister worked at this miniature golf course in my hometown. My late great friend, Zook, his family owned it, so we never had to pay. I was there one night on a Friday night on a hot summer night and it's packed. Kids, families, right? And I did something. I missed the windmill by an inch or whatever the fuck, the dinosaur's tail, the ball. So I fucking missed them, you know, easy putt. So what I do, like it, I bounce the ball and I take my putter. I don't, but I'm not meaning to hit it. I just thought it'd be funny if I swung at it and you know, what do I do? I make contact like Ted Williams. Dallas, I held

my breath. You could hear this thing whistling head-high people holding up babies you know guys drinking beers that's going through their arms you could hear it whistling I hit that thing on the sweet spot and like I said was head-high if it hit anybody I'd be doing still in prison it hit the corner of a windshield in a parking lot of a white van you just saw it go I put the club down just like Bill Murray and catting check I put it down I slanked away I oh that was as scared as I fucking I'm like that would have killed somebody that'll be and that would be embarrassing you're in jail what he went for kill the guy I'm gonna go pull as you're getting

boned up the ass by Bubba not Bubba Mohammed sorry anyways you're gonna get booted the fuck out of here the second group finally had enough and told the first group to either move out of the way or simply drop back behind them as a second group continued to complain about the delay the seemingly intoxicated golfer did what I just showed you why I put this in there I have no idea. Anyways, I just love the fact that he decides to, he decides to get physical and it's a former enforcer, probably back when you could fight in the NFL, that guy's a big dude. It's not the first time an NHLer got into fisticuffs on the links. If you remember there was an ugly scrape a former Boston Bruin got into it and that

was on video. There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf. Alright let's go. You like that old man? You want a piece of me? I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole thing. Oh Barker. That's how he used to hit those models I heard. I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole thing.

Oh Barker. That's how he used to hit those models I heard when they fucked up at his house. That's a good jab by... Yeah you don't want to mess with a hockey player unless you're Bob Barker apparently. Good old Bob. Do you know how many people love that movie? Like I'm talking pro athletes today because they're of that age. There's a million hockey players that list that as their favorite movie. You know like the Godfather? Happy Gilmore. Good fellow. Happy Gilmore. Porky's 3? Yes, I like porkies. Anyways, let's move on so I can, I don't know,

do nothing over the weekend. Maybe I'll write a song for you people. Not you. Not the fans. You're the one. You're gonna provide the baseline. I'll have you play in the spoons. The new and improved Secret Service. The Secret Service suspended six personnel, why not fired? Suspended six personnel without pay as the agency faced intense scrutiny after the assassination attempt against President Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania. That's coming up on the year anniversary. Matt Quinn, Secret Service Deputy Director told CBS News that their penalty ranged from 10 to 42 days of leave without pay or benefits. Let me get this straight, Trump must be going, they're almost going

to be killed and they're going to lose 10 days, what's that, $80? 10 to 40 days without benefits. Oh, Jesus. I mean, I don't understand. And I told you, the next time he goes out in public, he should have like, you know, bunch of black chicks that are about 6'3", WNBA players, but they have asses like Lizzo or Anyways, what I'm saying is very tall lesbians. The personnel were replaced into restricted duty or roles with less operational responsibility Upon their return one of them was seen working the copier The other one was cleaning the toilets with his gun But here is somebody talking about something

gun. But here is somebody talking about something. For the average American who remembers what happened on July 13th, if they're asking has the Secret Service done enough, what's the answer? The answer is the Secret Service is totally accountable for Butler. Butler was an operational failure and we are focused today on ensuring that it never happens again and executing our strategic plan to increase technology to improve communications to make sure our personnel are well trained equipped and deployed. Yada yada yada yada yada yada. I wish he just said I think Trump should travel on like the Pope did. Remember the Pope get shot? You guys are too young to remember. But then he, the Pope dome. Yeah.

Remember the game Trouble? It was a plastic bubble you push down on it. Yeah. You push down there were dice in there. So that's what he looked like. That's what people used to call it. I don't know. But Quinn said the Secret Service, this is kind of interesting, introduced a new fleet of military grade drones and a mobile command post that allows agents to communicate over radio directly with local law enforcement, which I can't believe that wasn't since friggin' Kennedy or whoever. Lincoln?

No, they didn't have radios. Okay. Hey, there's somebody on the fucking behind the popcorn machine. Lincoln. Anyway, so they can talk directly with local law. To me, that seems like that should have been already in there. Interoperability. That didn't exist last year, the fellas said. So, you know. They're going gonna have military drone did it I did yeah the military which again I thought might have already been you don't have drones scoping out the place when he was that Butler you can't have somebody standing on the

roof it's too slanted remember that lady the head of the fucking Secret Service if that wasn't the most blatant lie, the lies and the cover-ups and that shit that went on, I mean, somebody's got to go to jail. For something. For something. I mean, I don't care. Fucking Adam Schiff loitering.

Write a new law that your neck has to be at least four inches wide. Or you're going to whatever. Finally tonight, Dirty Cop, a former California cop who allegedly collected $600,000 on full disability leave. Well, again, this is the shit Doge was cutting out for waste fraud While taking luxury vacations to Disneyland and music festivals Well, she was collect must pay back the entirety of the funds. She ripped off a new lawsuit Argued the city of Westminster announced Wednesday that it is suing Nicole Brown. Oh Jesus bad name it is suing Nicole Brown, oh Jesus, bad name. That's Nicole right there, you know why she's so happy? She's collecting big bucks as she watches fucking the bold and the beautiful and flips her bean. What? Announce Wednesday that it's suing Nicole Brown to hold the former

officer accountable for this breach of public trust and in quotes recover all the funds. The charges come after Brown who had been with Westminster Police Department since 2019 suffered a minor this is this is what she filed for disability she suffered a minor head abrasion during an arrest. I suffer one of those every time I get up to pee in the dark I bang at this. An arrest in 2022 and use the injury to take a several year leave but was seen, she's supposed to be hurt and just say, but was seen partying. Wait a minute, here's what I don't understand. She said it was an abrasion on her head?

Or is there a lie coming? Because you can't, they wouldn't. Abrasion, they're not going to. But was seen partying at the stagecoach music festival where I did 10 minutes and bobbed. No. According to the Orange County District Attorney's Office. She's at dancing and all kinds of shit The city said Brown claimed she sucked. Oh here it here comes the lie post concussion syndrome Remember I got sucker punched by that woman And my fucking eye closed and everything and and that was the that was I was too honest when they asked me Well, do you have any I should have said I've been throwing up blood for two weeks

I think I'm dying but no I went no, I you know, I've been throwing up blood for two weeks, I think I'm dying. But no, I went, no, I, you know, I have headaches, but that's for my wife. The city said Brown claimed she suffered post-concussion syndrome, which caused her headaches, dizziness, and sensitivity to light and sound. Prosecutors claim she visited Disneyland. This is what she did when she was on disability. She visited Disneyland, ran two 5k races, it's hard to do when you have your brain scrambled, went on a skiing or snowboarding trip, attended soccer and base, she got more active because she had more time and money, soccer and baseball games and pursued an online master's degree. Boy, she was really rubbing it in. While collecting the hefty $600,000 through her full

tax-free salary. Son of a whore! My god. Who's that? Disney? That's supposed to be Disney, right? Now you replace that, the guy's a pedophile, and that's a kid.

Let me take you to Space Mountain, Fruity. Anyways, in addition to her medical expenses, here they caught her at the gym. This is how the investigation started. Somebody saw her at her gym doing this right after she claimed it. I don't think you can do that with a headache. That was my wedding song by the way. You guys know who that is if you're my age you do. That's Nadia Comaneech from Russia. I think she was the first one to get a 10.

An actual perfect score and she was all over the weighties box and all kinds of shit. And she moved here and made a nice life for herself. Anyways, why I told you that, it might come up on Jeopardy. Oh, fuck yourself. Anyways, Brown, the woman, the dirty cop, she's been charged with nine counts of making a fraudulent statement to obtain compensation, six counts of making a fraudulent insurance benefit

claim, and one felony enhancement of committing an aggravated white collar crime. I didn't know they had that. Over $100,000 if convicted She faces up to 22 years in prison So let me guess Go fund me page and a bunch of women of bugging feminists will go Guys do it dig into our pockets

Taxpayers ain't gonna help you. I wonder if she is doing something like that where's she gonna get 600 G's you're gonna have to start walking the streets again start hooking bitch that is it boys and girls for the week tune in on Monday brand new lineup you see it right there live Monday through Friday 9 a.m. Eastern to 6 p.m. I Pull up the rear of that and the shows are all great. Like I said, you'll Get Tim pool and Vince and I could have learned Vince's last name. I see him on TV all the time Bunch of heavy hitters so do that you guys think and I'll say you're very welcome I hope you have a great weekend. See you on Monday Hi, good night everybody. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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