The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Cleans Jack Smith’s House| Nick Di Paolo Show #1684

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. We've ever seen a grown man naked? Oh yeah. How are you folks? Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday. I'll be doing this and then jumping on a plane in a couple hours heading to the Texas area. Real quick, didn't have a story for it but because I saw it as I was getting into the car to come to the studio but I thought it was pretty good, pretty indicative of what's

going on with Trump. Suspected Mexican cartel members were caught on video opening fire on US Border Patrol agents near the southern border yesterday just as a group of migrants reportedly tried to enter the US illegally the dramatic attack unfolded about 1 30 p.m. near front in Texas Customs and Border Protection said the apparent cartel members had Started firing as the group of migrants are trying to cross the Rio Grande border patrols. What are they? Covering they providing cover for the illegal Exactly. It's cover fire. Yeah a border patrol agent responded by firing a single shot back

deflected off a taco responded by firing a single shot back, deflected off a taco. Any Mexican racist joke throw that in there. Probably not even Mexican. You know I'm pro-Mexican anyways. DPS responded to assist the US Border Patrol after agents received gunfire from cartel members in Mexico while patrolling. Yeah, we just, who writes this shit?

Ronnie Repeat? What? Nick, you're funny. Shit it. DPS drone operators captured the gunman fleeing Mexico due to military presence and seeking refuge on an island with the skipper and Marianne. The footage showed at least four gun-toting men

walking along the riverbank trying to see cover in the shrubs. Yeah. Several were repeatedly caught aiming the weapons directly at the drone. Anyways, just know that it's on. That should have been happening and I'm not even gonna say four years ago, should have been happening, I don't know, under fucking George W. Bush or further, but how about that? We have been getting fucked and the beauty was that Trump just steps in and shows that it's all possible to fix. Which tells you what? Your government for the last 50 years

hasn't been on your side. They haven't been on your side. To help them bring this country to its knees. And there's one guy, and I still worry about his fucking health. If anything happens to this guy, we do have a deep bench, but God forbid. Excuse me.

Anyhow, that was that. Let's get on with the goddamn show, I guess. Where am I? What am I doing? It's Tony Soprano eating. They always put the mic right there. They did it on purpose. It was like, again, something that brings the show alive, makes him real. this on, folks. It's the teleprompter. I can't fucking lose my mind. The Butcher, the Baker, and the assassination threat maker.

A West Palm Beach man was arrested Friday and charged with one kind of electronic threat to kill or to do bodily harm to President Donald Trump after a trip to the FBI led to the discovery of a slew of online Facebook posts. Shannon DePararo Atkins, that's Lawrence Taylor's cousin. Shannon, you know LT LT this is BLT Shannon Atkins 46 was arrested at about 730 p.m. Friday during a traffic stop in the 400 block of Pacific Grove Drive West Palm Beach police chief Tony Arojo said during a Saturday press conference at police headquarters, Atkins also a little bit heavy, to be surprised, you know, Atkins diet, come on

folks work with me. Atkins also faces cocaine possession charges that this is LT. He swelled up from pregnancy zone. Three bags of white powder which police confirmed was cocaine, were found during the arrest. Police said they did not find a weapon during the arrest. The arrest came following a January 19th tip from an Okeechobee resident to the FBI National Threat Operations Center about violent posts Atkins apparently had written on Facebook. Those include a post on which Atkins wrote, and I quote, B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-L-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- USA. That's what he said this guy? Oh boy. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? All right, Polly. Take it easy. Atkins also wrote a post stating, I've been banned from

X because I said I hope and pray someone kills him. We haven't had an assassination in years, followed by a string of emojis that included a laughing face and a shrug. Fucking hardened criminal doing an emoji. What the fuck is this? Country has really gone to shit. Fortunately, one is still alive in response to a picture captured, all stood up to Democrats, all were shot, featuring Trump, Abraham Lincoln, JFK, Reagan,

and Martin Luther King. And he's saying all but one of them was shot. Now let me ask you a question. Why haven't I read today that he's in jail? Oh, he already is actually. They busted him. What am I? But the story got better

because there was a follow-up yesterday. He's also a drag queen. That was in an article that I just, I'm like, oh for fuck's sake, I'll just say he's a drag queen. It's kind of an important thing because that shows the mental craziness. Yeah, the posts weren't enough for you, but yeah. But I mean, now that he puts on lipstick, this guy's who bots.

Apparently according to a LinkedIn account purporting to belong to Atkins, he's the owner of Big Mama's House of Sweets. Oh, now we got to it. Guy named Atkins selling a bakery owner. Oh, the irony is thick as his lips. House of Sweets, a local bakery. Well, they got him. They got the motherfucker.

Y'all fat fuck, look at you. Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy. I don't mind flying right after the holidays. It's usually pretty thinned out. And we're still in that January end of. I'll be back home for my birthday. That'll be great. I hope I get that matchbox set I asked for. Remember those cars with the, my father used to hit us with the tracks

did your father ever my father fucking oh Jesus they were orange and flexible right on things are no joke fuck no I used to throw the cars at his head but he just catch him and throw him right back oh you don't I'm gonna fuck it. Anyhow, that's when I was little, you know, eighth, ninth grade. Excuse me. Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Baccarat, and Roulette. With our ever-growing library of digital slot games,

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Everybody knows you never go full retard. Oh boy in our West Coast stupid today and boy is this West Coast stupid segment going to be used a lot you know because of the devastation of the fires so that's going to be in the news for the next I don't know how many years in the way they handle it out there that press conference with Trump and Mayor Bass and that Jewish guy who fucking didn't like Trump who he just crushed and all the other nitwits Just showed Adam and I'll give Carolla credit, he said this you know right after

the fires, I think it was him that said oh yeah this is gonna turn some of these heavy blue people red as far as voting and I gotta believe it because why it hits home literally. It literally hits home with them. It's always easy to yell about gun control when you're living behind a gate and you have security. They're such fucking assholes. Or about the homeless problem and this country doesn't do enough and they're in their fucking mansions with 40 rooms empty. You're so full of shit and this isn't new. I fucking hate you. California Secretary of State Shirley, don't call me Shirley Webb. Oh, it's Bill Puddin Pups!

My house is burning! Don't call me Shirley Webb. Oh, it's built pudding pops Mouse Oh boy, I got the look at that Bill Cosby all fat and shit America's mom California second state Shirley Weber announced Thursday that she cleared the proponent of a secessionist movement to begin collecting Petition signatures, where do I fucking sign? I'll move there if I have to be a resident to sign that I'll move there for a year just to fucking get rid of you In your state Should Marcus Ruiz Evans and his Cal Exit team secure

546 thousand six hundred fifty one. Where do you get that number? Signatures by July 22nd. I'm blowing my own ears out here. Then the proposal will be put to a vote on California's 2028 election ballot. Ooh, see how it all moves so fast out there? Fucking three years from, get. We'll all sign it.

The rest of the country will sign it for you if you promise to get the fuck out. And then all you people who said you were going to Canada when Trump got elected and shit, you can just get on that floating island of shit you call California. If at least 50% of registered voters participate in the election and 55% of voters say yes to the question, should California

leave the United States become a free and independent country? I think they already have, then the result would register as a statewide vote of no confidence in the United States and an expression of the will of the people of the People's Republic of California to become an independent country. independent country. Independent. That was Julia Robert. Independent. According to the California Secretary of State's office, the no confidence vote would not trigger an immediate change in the state's current government or relationship. Well, it never does. Nothing's immediate out there.

Or relationship with the union. It would instead result in the formation of a commission. This is so typical, isn't it, of a state that loves government or any state that loves government, levels of bureaucracy. So we're going to have a meeting about maybe having a meeting if we could have that meeting. We'll talk about it and then have a meeting about talking about that meeting. This is how it fucking works out there and they love it and it's why that state has been running to the ground. One of the most beautiful states in this country's history, literally physically, it was rich, it was beautiful and look what they did to it and you fuckers keep voting for the same people

I'm not even sure of that either though. I hate to blame because I think it's all rigged Anyways the Commission might consider the impact of losing free trade Yeah, you might want to consider little things like that the remaining states in the Union You might want to consider little things like that. The remaining states in the union, losing over 762,000 full-time jobs. They already have record unemployment. Full-time with the US National Security Aid. And she's, along with tens of billions of dollars annually

from national security activity in the state, protecting yourself. And no longer having the federal government cover roughly 50% of Californians medical costs. It's already a socialist shithole and it doesn't work. Yet you fuck-offs continue to vote shit like this. It's what the Democrats have stood for for 40, 50 years. And it took a massive fire in Donald Trump to wake you up.

The kale exit, it'sale because it's California, the Cale Exit campaign claims on its website that Calabonia, which is struggling to deal with the biggest homeless population in the nation, oh my God, resource strains resulting from illegal alien populations, droughts, wildfires, a housing crisis, nice going yet you guys had a chance to recall Newsom but you didn't? I don't believe that.

I'm actually giving you guys a benefit of the doubt. That fucking thing was rigged also. He's a globalist and that's what they do. And various other problems, even with the help of the federal government and over $143 billion a year in federal aid they forgot a few other problems out in California like making shows like a Big Bang theory and how I met your mother would be better off on its own in part because it could foster its leftist values without facing ridicule or opposition from states with aing ideologies, you know like democracy. Oh my god. I don't know. Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little commoner, shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?

Matt Damon. It's ironic they call themselves the Republic of California and there's nothing republic about it. The People's Republic. It's like China. Yeah. It's China. That's what they call the People's Republic of New York. That's what they call the fucking leftist.

I know. I never understood. Apparently, republic has 19 different meanings. They're just a fucking socialist shithole. And it's hilarious. We want to break away. We're already shitting the bed with your help, but we want to leave.

OK, you're not going to get the protection of the military either, how about that? Start your own police force. It really started with like Southern California because they were sick of the Northern California and the serious San Francisco fucking communists fucking everything up. But now it's spread like a wildfire.

Ha ha ha ha. Ah! Let's move on to some light news. Last House on the Left, was that a movie? Yes. I always confuse it with the third condo on the right. Remember that movie? It didn't do well. Hugh Jackman and a quartet of juveniles.

I think that would be four. Either that or they had instruments, musical instruments. Lalalala, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. A quartet of juveniles definitely chose the wrong house to prank with a game of ding-dong ditch. Used to play that, my girlfriend was in high school in the closet, it's a different game. She'd ring my bell.

In Springfield, Missouri last week, this happened. The group on January 19th approached a home in the Edgewood Street area occupied by 40-year-old Melvin Rankin. Mel Rankin, sounds like a defensive back for the Lions in the 50s, and rang the doorbell. He looks clean cut. They observed Rankin looking out the window, the kids did, so they rang his doorbell a second time like that face wouldn't skate. The garage door began to

open and the juveniles heard a gunshot. Oh shit, Melvin B. Home. A gunshot from inside the garage, citing court documents the paper said the juveniles fled to their car and started to speed off rankin with a gun in hand got into his vehicle and began to follow them those kids must have been shitting themselves

the group reached a dead end where rankin stopped pointed a gun at the four juveniles told him to lay on the ground oh my god stopped, pointed a gun at the four juveniles, told them to lay on the ground. Oh my God. I remember drilling a guy's car with an ice ball at the bus stop and his window was half a thing down and it went right in the fucker and sprayed him. You know who it was? One of the teachers at my school, Mr. Trainer, one of the meanest fucking teachers. He had a little talking to with me. Rankin pointed his gun.

Mr. Trainer, my sister, I wish they would see that. He was just the fuck. Everybody was scared of Mr. Trainer. Rankin pointed his gun at the back of one of the juveniles' head and said, where do you go, to Corral Cuts for that? The OK Cut in Corral? What was the fucking Napoleon? Remember?

Back of one of the juveniles's head, he then asked them, who sent you and where's the gun? Give you an idea how this guy's living. But could I grab this microphone? I'll beat your brains out with it, because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. Apparently, he had a microphone with him.

The Juvenal said they apologized and told Rankin they were playing ding dong ditch. And he went, oh, in that case, motherfuckers, let me in on that game. He then let him go. The next day, officers arrested Rankin during a traffic stop. Police also said Rankin is on permanent GPS monitoring

over a previous statutory rape... Out of all the doors you guys picked. How...it couldn't have been old Mrs. Gertrude Wilson in her late 90s watching Bob Barker or some shit. No, you had a hit on fucking Heavy D. Has failed to report. If I was a rapper, that would be my name, Sonny D. Is that not a drink? Somebody's going to take that and use it.

Has failed to report as a sex offender. So he was, has failed to report as a sex offender. So he was in trouble for not reporting as a sex offender. Fucking carrying a gun. Statutory rape. Also admitted in affiliation with a Crips gang. Oh, did you pick the right door? Can you imagine? That is some, that's why you don't wanna fuck around.

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