The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Embarrassing Pritzker | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1783

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

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POMAYORILEEN SULLILEEN SULLILEEN SULLILE. Wake up, white people. Hi, everybody. How you is? What it was. Good to be here on a Tuesday. Excuse me, let me take a sip of this. I blew a donkey before I came in. It's a Georgia thing. It's a southern thing. Yes, it's a Tuesday.

Tuesday's gone with a win. My baby's gone with a win. Best song ever by Skinny, by the way. Tuesday's gone. Learn it, breathe it, live it. What's up? Anything what happened to you guys last night? Anything good? I can't even watch the news anymore. I'm ready to just, can we quit pretending that we're the United States of America and we're not two different countries? One of them is an enemy of the actual United States. Can we drop the gloves finally? you thought once Trump came in and did all this great shit would all come together, but he just exposed what fucking slime the left is

and how much they hate everything his country stands for. And the way they say no to him on every freaking thing is just so petulant and puerile, is the word of the day. We're going to show you pretty soon. Anyway, what am I saying? Welcome to the live lineup. Today I'll be talking about Governor Pricksucker

on his Pritzker. he's afraid of Trump Trump's flag burning executive order I'll let you know on that one and the cracker barrel as you know has undergone

a type of bud light wokeness that I mean the name is Cracker Barrel Where the fuck are you going You know what are you going to turn it into a crack pipe cracker pipe Where are you going It's the cracker barrel

It can't be anything else It's like trying to change BET to the weather channel or, I mean, where are you going? And then we got a woman, a story about a woman who's a prostitute. They call them escorts. We used to call them dirty whores. And, you know, she thinks it's empowering. She's got a daughter. Anyways, it's just not to sound like an old man.

Moral decay. I was for moral decay when I was in my 20s. Maybe just to see what it's like. I don't have to pay for the shit my 20s, but sometimes it's fun. I just like the fucking, I just like the feeling of going, eh, yeah. Take an extra 50 for yourself, your toothless pig. Go get up, basically.

Get upstairs. Why? That's where the kitchen is. Get out of the way. Anyhow, Red Sox last night, Baltimore Orioles. We're playing much better than they have all year. but it's so funny. I go, I talk to myself when I'm watching the game.

My wife's reading a book. I mean, who wants to do that, right? But I just talk like this. I might as well have eight friends around me because it bugs her. And she does shit that bugs me. Like leaving this morning to the house. And she knows I'm leaving.

I'm walking towards the door. And she comes in from the living room and kind of slows down hoping I'm going to go give her a peck on the chair. fucking no. That's a little control. It's a little fucking thing, but it's a control thing. I hope she's not watching today.

I'd hate to have Preston of my cereal tomorrow. It tastes kind of weird. Anyways. Yeah, so they won. How's the wild card thing work? One from each division? Is there three wild card teams? I think so.

It had that one playoff game. Yeah. I don't know. understand how it works, but the socks, what an interesting year. All right, folks, enough of that. Bruins, they're going to suck this year. Write an article on them. Fucking cheap pricks. Speaking of pricks, let's get to governor pricks sucker, afraid of big orange man. That would be Pritzka. What a dope. What a, the left comes up with sillier people. I mean, these people today are making Pelosi and Schumer almost look normal.

These fucking people are insane. I can't take it anymore. I have to show you guys clips, but it pains me when I'm preparing this thing to watch these clips. It's like watching little kids. Oh my, they don't know the Constitution. They just say, oh, that's unconstitutional.

A fucking self-avowed socialist running Chicago. Nobody voted for that scumbag. They're all appointed. Anyways, in front of gleaming skyscrapers along the Chicago River, Illinois Democrat leaders showed a United Front Monday against President Donald Trump's threats to deploy the military. Threats? It's a threat? How about it's an order to deploy the military into Chicago streets to fight crime with one message? And they said the lefties like Pritzker, Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. Chicago. Trust me, he doesn't want to go there. Nobody does. For the most part. And it's a great city.

Yeah. Look at these two. There is not a brain cell among them. And they're screaming that, you know, all these blue cities, D.C. saying that crime, they're doing the same thing. But homicides are down and crime is down. They have to say that shit. Because when Trump comes in and cleans it up, it's going to prove how useless. they are. And then they're never going to get elected again. He's got them in a trap where they fight. It's so beautiful. And they have to watch. It's not really a trap. They have to walk into it. They have to argue against him saying safe cities are good. They're arguing against that. It's beautiful to watch. They literally, and the AOC and these douchebags, they're not going away for a long time. I mean, she's young with those stupid ideas unless you vote them out. And again, I don't, I don't, Don't, I, it's, it's fun. Anyways, let's listen to the, the morons.

You got this, here's the friggin' governor of the whole state who's a billionaire or his family's a billion. And he is as dumb as he is fat. Go ahead, stupid. If you hurt my people. Pause. If you hurt my people. Who's a dictator now? Your people?

Who's hurting anybody? right there you're like hurting no Trump's trying to prevent your people from getting hurt and you know that you fat fuck this is embarrassing put on a tie hide that fifth neck head nothing will stop me not time or political circumstance how about a heart attack and cholesterol

you face justice under our constitutional rule of law listen to him he doesn't even know what he's saying they don't even know what they're saying anymore. You know, they had some meeting. I think we'll get to that. Did I cover that? They had a meeting with it, yeah.

And they had some Indian woman as a Native American speak about stolen land. She was like the fucking first speaker yesterday. I see they've learned their lesson. And then you get Mark Marin, who I know, and I don't dislike, but he was always kind of a New York Lib Jew. And I say that because I can. defend Israel every day and I even take shit from my fans but doing it trust me trust me it's the less of two evils that's all I'm saying but marrin is shitting on bill marr saying bill marr's

just trying to say relevant stay relevant and I'm saying to mark you're the one trying to stay relevant at least bill marr's trying to evolve you're the one who's in the dust you're still holding on to that woke shit you look silly man and and bill mar I agree he looks silly because he helped build this shithole as far as political correctness that's taking you... Anyways, your sister. Cocana. Anyways, so anyways,

wait till I show you this clip that they show this is the only time they're transparent when they show how dumb they are. Do you know what I mean? They don't mean to be transparent. But yesterday was all about the city

and, of course, his angle and the mayor's angle, it's not as dangerous as people is saying. And what better way to prove that than to go to the quietest part of Chicago, which is right in the city, by the way. I watch this shit and I go,

oh my God, have I fucking been around the block? You know, how many times I've walked around this lake while I was in Chicago waiting for to do my gigs that night or jogged around it? It's, you know, it's like one of the safer parts. And he goes there at 6 in the morning to prove there's no crime. People are belly lapping.

Meanwhile, you go on the internet, there's young black people from Chicago saying, God bless Trump. You know, the people who really need the safety. Go ahead. Watch this. This is lappable. Well, here I am on the path on the lakefront at 6 a.m. On Monday. And we got a lot of people running, having a great time.

It doesn't feel like a hellhole here. In fact, everybody's having a great time. and enjoying themselves. So I don't know who in Washington thinks that Chicago is some sort of hellhole, but you may need to look inward. You're a warmie cotsucker, you know that? Looked inward.

Was that him? It didn't even sound like him. It doesn't matter. The point is. Do you believe that? that's like, oh, I don't know. Go to the upper east side of Manhattan where the filthy rich live and go look, and go to Barney's or Brooks Brothers store and go, look, there's no

very peaceful in here. How stupid do you think? And that's the thing. They just totally disrespect their constituents. How embarrassing is that? And everybody knows that. Let's go to the legfront at 6 a.m. The criminals go to bed around 4.

You understand? They're out all night doing what they do. So you guarantee not to see them at 6. Go to the west side at 3 in the morning. Go to the west side at fucking 1130. AM. Not PM. Fucking idiots.

Anyways. So then Trump had a bunch of people to the Oval Office, I think it was. But my boy, Stephen Miller, was there. And they were talking about D.C. And how well Trump's plan work to clean it up. And like I said, it exposes the politicians

who run these shitholds. People go, oh, it can be done in a week. So why are we paying outrageous taxes? Don't you get what the left's all about? They want to keep it disruptive. They create problems and they pretend to fix them. and they don't. That's how they stay in power.

That's all it's about. Yeah, but Trump's all for the power. Yeah, yeah, he's a dictator. He's a dictator. He could be golfing. He should be golfing the last 40 years but he got shot in the face. But yeah, he's all for himself.

Suck my ass. Anyways, here's a clip. So just to, first of all, full up with what the vice president said, no police officer working in the city can remember a time in their lives. when there has been no murders. You can work with the police department

for 20 years, 30 years, your whole life. We've checked the records. No one can even find a record of being murder-free for as long as you've been murder-free under President Trump's leadership. Pause. Imagine you've been living in Chicago your whole life.

And I said, I saw a couple black kids walking and saying it. So nice, man, I can walk down the street and shit. And they're hemorrhaging voters. Did I put that in? Is that one of the stories today? They've lost all 2 million voters

You know what Registrations Registered Democrats They're down 2 million And Republicans are up 2.1 It's a wet dream Come true Go ahead. Sorry Stephen

Additionally, and the president spoke about this before We've uncovered in the process of uncovering a massive scandal in Washington, D.C. With the doctoring of crime stats and the Department of Justice under the Attorney General

is leading the effort to uncover this. But when we ultimately share the results, it will stun you. The extent to which even though D.C. had the worst crime in America honestly measured, it dramatically understated how bad it was. There's even accusations that murders and homicides were reported as accidents instead of murders. I mean, this is how severe the manipulation of crime that has been in the city. And it will all be uncovered and it will all be brought to light. You know, I've had a chance to spend some time as to everyone.

here with the police officers in the city members of the public are going up to them and thanking them just overflowing with rats that's how I used to say it first time of their lives they can use the parks they can walk all right we get the point that can use the parks

but seriously it makes the fucking local politicians look like aholes and the Pritzkas of the worlds and and whoever runs DC Bowser and all those um a lot of black people in high power positions they're surrounded by security detail.

Guys with guns. They live in gated community. Do you understand? And they have the balls to let a murderer out back on the streets an hour later. Just think about how much hate they have for you. That party is done. I think it's done.

Rush Limbaugh used to say, we don't have to beat them. You have to dissolve that party. And I think it's dissolved. The only way they can get back on track is to start acting like Republicans. And they'd rather dive and do that. Especially when you get, you're looking at AOC and Hakeem Jeffries and this jerk off Pritzke as your leaders.

God help us. So anyway, Stephen Miller there said Blue Cities are manipulating crime data to hide how bad it is. And they do that with domestic, I told you, they always have to lie. The domestic violence, they used to say that the Super Bowl, there was a spike in domestic violence on Super Bowl Sunday. And that was fucking debunked once they looked at. They even came out and apologized, the now organization. They were counting domestic violence. I remember reading this and going, really, let's say a woman fell off a ladder in her kitchen, chains in a light bulb.

They would put that under the, and she had to go to the emergency room. They would mix that in with a domestic violence thing. They literally came out and apologized. This was years ago. So don't, again, you know, don't listen to a lot of this shit. And I hope Stephen Miller, you're not just talking a good game here. I want to see, I'm following this. I want to hear how these numbers have been manipulative.

Everybody knows, especially the poor people, who need the protection. They know more than anybody else. what am I saying here it's 17 minutes close enough I don't want to go into the next story huh oh I have it on paper oh I thought I was reading it from there no oh all right

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Got to shake his hand, actually, from the stage. We were right up front. And the opening, I still remember the name of the band. The opening band for BB King was Duke Robillard and the Pleasure Kings. And Murph reads it on the sign. He goes, sounds like my mother's the only manufacturer. That's how quick Bob Murphy was. My best friend, and, you know, he graduated like first or second in our class.

and went to work at a think tank and shit. He's the one who introduced me to go to a live stand-up comedy club. I mean, I always loved it. We always loved stand-up and shit. But he called me and goes one night. Let's go in to see Steve Sweeney, who's the big, he was the legend in Boston.

And so we went and saw Sweeney at Stitches. That's where I told my first joke in public ever. Sweeney immediately picked me out. I still remember I was sitting on the side. Hey, pretty boy. Fuck, and then he did about nine Italian jokes. How you doing? And I just sat there and talked

like the bitch I was. Fast forward a couple years. I'm like, fuck you, get out. Yeah, Bob Murphy was the funniest. Oh, he was a class clown. And God damn, was he fucking funny. Let's go to Trump misses the mark on this one. What?

Yes, I want to disagree with my. here. President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Monday instructing, we've been through this, by the way, the Department of Justice to prosecute instances of American flag burning and desecration that could incite a riot. So that tells me that's like a little caveat, right? I don't think, if you burn it in your backyard and film it, I don't think they're going to put you in jail for a year. But I think, I might be wrong interpreting this. I think what he's saying is if you're a public rally and you do that. You're going to incite. I think that's what he means. I personally, well, let me read the article that I'll get you. Trump emphasized that the Supreme Court,

which protected flagburning under the First Amendment back in 1989, Texas versus Johnson. That was which Johnson, you know, trying to come up with a wide receiver. Chad. Oh, my God. I forgot. He said. Oh, my God. I forgot. He had a last name. Holy shit. Chad Johnson. Ocho, no. Has not ruled that burning the flag in a manner that can incite a riot or violence is constitutionally protected. Here is a clip about this. In favor of open borders and all of the other things he did to destroy a country. Lastly, sir, this is an executive order on flag burning. It charges your attorney general.

Would you listen to this? This is very important. Flag burning. All over the country, they're burning flags. All over the world, they burn the American flag. That's a little true. And as you know, through a very sad court, I guess it was a five to four decision. They called it freedom of speech.

But there's another reason, which is perhaps much more important. It's called death. Because what happens when you burn a flag is the area goes crazy. If you have hundreds of people, they go crazy. You can do other things. You can burn this piece of paper. You can, and it's, but when you burn the American flags, it incites riots.

Pause. Not buying it. And let me stress, I wouldn't burn American flag. But my take on this and a lot of comedians and libertarians, and, well, Bill Hicks has the best bit. I'll show you at the end here. But it's, you have a fright. That's your fucking right.

That's the beauty of this country. Just like you can call him or Biden a fucking asshole to their face. You can't do that anywhere else and not have your head chopped off or spend time in the gulag. So this should come under that, you know? And I believe, and there's a lot of veterans who would agree with that, who have fucking Dallas fought his balls off. You know, guys have given them whatever, but they did it so we could have the freedom.

This is a real, this to me was a little too obvious as far as populism go. was really putting the flat, you know, putting this. But then I see the idiots on the left on the internet going, oh, the, the, the Republicans, they're all for rights until this one. No, there's a lot of guys like me who are right-leaning who disagree with this. You're just not going to hear us because you have your own fucking, what is it, blue sky with a homo's chat. Anyway, so I don't really.

I don't know why I'm doing that. That's me taking a lie detector test. Were you home by 2am? Was your wife's spaghetti a little overcooked? What? Anyways, White House staff secretary, Will Scharf. You know him? Good guy, Will Scharf.

noted that Attorney General Pam Bondi, my ex, is tasked with investigating and prosecuting instances of flag burning where, and this is in quotes, prosecution wouldn't fall a foul of the First Amendment. Don't use words like a foul. They confuse me. Trump said the penalty for those convicted of flag burning will be a mandatory one-year sentence in federal prison. man um and let's be clear here all politicians including him they do focus groups and shit trust me they put their finger up and they see which way the wind boy and they go you know this is a safe bet you'll get more out of this positive than negative uh while democrats are in strong opposition to essentially anything trump does many of them on capital hill have voted in favor of measures

to crack down on the desecration of the American flag over the years. They were against it, too. Matter of fact, I didn't give you the clip, but I saw it this morning Hillary Clinton from years ago saying we should pass something. Because, you know, she'll go to Twitter boy, the wind blows. For instance, 1997 reps Jim Clyburn. He's the one who brought us fucking Joe Biden, Democrat, South Carolina. Then you get Massey Captor, Democrat Ohio, Jim McGovern, Dickhead, Massachusetts.

Richard Neal, Dick Neal, another Massachusetts, Dem. Frank Pallone, not Stallone. Yeah, don't buy that's right. Well, that's style. Well, he talks like that. Adam Smith, Democrat Washington, Benny Thompson. Sounds like a defensive back for Clemson. Benny Thompson, Democrat Mississippi.

They all voted in favor of a proposed constitutional amendment that would have prohibited the desecration of the American flag. So you lefties out there. You know, the rights. I'm so old. I'm going to show you a clip. Every time I hear flag burning, I think of two things. And I'm going to show you both of them. Well, you're going to listen to one and you're going to watch this one. And I'm embarrassed to say I was watching or whatever. I was following baseball at the time. I saw it on the news or I think I was actually watching the game, though, which is embarrassing because this clip is from the Polo Grounds in 1941. I was sitting right up front.

You can see me. I was 11 years old. That makes me 106 today. There was an incident. Rick Monday played for the Dodgers. This was probably late 60s when burning flags. Everybody was doing it, right?

Bras, flags, pubs, teeth, onions, burning everything. Burgers. Anyways, a couple creeps ran on the field. Rick Munday was like a great center fielder. And he'll is what happened. I'm not sure what he's doing out there.

It looks like he's going to turn a flag, and Rick Monday runs and takes it away from him. And so Monday, I think a guy was going to set fire to the American flag. Can you imagine that? All right. Ben Scully. Can you imagine that? You know what I love about that clip? More than the flag being grabbed from those scumbags,

Vin Scully being the only guy in the booth Not a bunch of yap-yap Do you understand I have to mute the goddamn TV now And it's not me You don't need two Never mind three And then they all

This is what makes me nuts And I like John Smolts and shit But he's one of those guys Overanalyzes He wants you to think what he did for a living Was rocket science It's insane how they do, and not just him.

A lot of ex-plays. We all want to think, hey, what I did, it wasn't easy, you know? But we get it. But they all, fucking every pitch they over, and Vin did it for a hundred years, like, by himself. Mike Donovan used to do a great impression. Vince Kelly.

And the ball, kangaroo into the stands. Donovan would go, it's a Boston comic, he loves a book. What the fuck? Kangaroo, it bounced. It's less syllables He used to fucking In the bowl Can't get root into the stands

Vin was a fucking one guy in the booth That's all you need Mother of God Now Rick Sorry that was Rick Monday The other example When I hear flag burning I think of Bill Hicks's bit

Which You know Hicks was a left winger As far as politics goes Although today Because he was such a smart guy I think he'd be laughing at the left But this was his take, and this is years ago.

God, he's been dead since the mid-90s, early 90s, 33 years old. And again, a lefty, but one of my favorite comics, because he just balls to the wall. But this is what he said about Flagburn. I think the world's falling apart out there. Do you feel that way? Did you watch the flag-burning thing? Wasn't that great?

Boy, if everyone showed their true colors then, didn't they? Retarded nation that we are. People acted as though the Supreme Court approved the flag burning. You know what I mean? Does that mean we have to burn our flags? What do they say that we had to... No, no, no! That made me laugh right there.

It's not what they said. They said that perhaps if somebody wants to burn a flag, he perhaps doesn't need to go to jail for a year. Pretty harsh on their parts, huh? People snapped over this. Did you watch that? People were just, hey, buddy, let me tell you something. My daddy died for that.

flag this really wow I bought mine fucking left yeah they sell them and you know Kmart and shit yeah yeah he died in the Korean War for that flag oh what a coincidence mine was made in Korea wow the world is that big I like those comments no one and I repeat no one has ever died for a flag. A flag is a piece of cloth. They might have died for freedom, which, by the way, is the freedom also to burn the fucking flag.

So burning the flag doesn't make freedom go away. It's kind of like freedom. It's hard to argue that logic, you know. But, and again, I would never burn one myself. But I'm just saying, I understand. Stan, it's more symbolism. And why this is coming up now, I don't know. It's weird.

I don't know. It just seems out of left field to me, you know. Let's talk about Real Americana over a barrel. Crack a barrel admitted on Monday that they could have done a better job sharing who we are and who will always be. That's in quotes. After customs expressed outrage over the restaurant chains. new logo, that's Herschel. That guy's

name's Herschel, and they took him out of it. Why? Well, he's an old white guy. He represents patriarchy, and apparently alcohol. He loves that wine bag barrel. And no, it's cheese in there, they said. If the last few days have shown us anything, this is the broad that fucked it up.

Anybody, you didn't learn anything from Bud Light? You want to hire a woke chick to do your re-marketing your brand? If the last few days have shown us, anything. They should have got, you know who. Dilling McVaney. He could be sitting on a block of sharp cheddar, shaped like a big cock. It's how deeply people care about Cracker Barrel. We're truly grateful for your heartfelt voices, the company said. No, you're not. Such a liar. You've also shown us that, by the way, I've been to it. I don't get it. But, you know,

it's home, home-cooked food type of, you know, type of stuff, meatloaf and, you know, snails. and owl eyes, you know, but they throw mashed potatoes and mac and cheese next to the owl eyes. You've also shown us that we could have done a better job sharing who we are and who we'll always be. The company said, what has not and will never change are the values crack a barrel is built on when the Lebanon, Tennessee base chain first opened up in 1969. She's like, oh, we'll never change. Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut. as she's changing it.

Shut up! Those values, the statement read, are hard work, family, and scratch-cooked food made with care. We love seeing how much you care about our old-timer. We love him, too. Listen to this horseshit, like the people are two years old.

Uncle Herschel will still be on our menu. Welcome back Uncle Herschel's favorite breakfast platter. It'll be on our road signs and feature in our country store. He's not going anywhere. yeah but you didn't put them back on the sign according to what you just said right see how they

what are you doing he's family said the girl who's never ate at a cracker barrel and came out of fucking a Jew school that's junior college not Israel Jew not fucking trying to start a thing over here the Jews love crack a barrel

they they love that what kosher they love that unleavened cheese crack a barrel explain that planning for future generations means showing up on new platforms and in new ways

why do you replace it with replace a Hirschel with J.B. Smooth. I don't want to say that. I like J.B.'s really funny. You know, Snoop. Have them leaning against a fucking smoking a doobie leaning against a lowrider in L.A.

You know what I'm saying? Platforms in new ways, but always with our heritage at the heart. We take that response. You're arguing against yourself. You are hired to change all that, the values and what makes it great and shit, to update it. They don't want to be updated. That's their hook. They're stuck in 1955. They liked it that. Not everybody did. We take that responsibility very seriously. We listen to this horseshit. Oh, my God, laying it on with a butter knife. We know we won't always get everything right the first time, but we'll keep testing, learning, and listening to our guests and

employees, but we're still not going to put that asshole back on the sign. That's basically what you're saying. Cracker Barrow found itself at odds with its fans after removing Uncle Herschel from its logo. The company unveiled it. They said Uncle Herschel touched one of his nieces with a, something to do with the butter churner in the barn. The company unveiled its revamped text-only design, sparking backlash. So they took, it's just text. Look at it on the right.

It might as well say DMV on it. just cold and impersonal, and that's what the left likes. Anything Americana, they piss on, and this is what they're doing here. And sinking, with so much backlash when they did this, the price of their stock was going down. I love it. The chain also has redesigned the interior of its restaurants, replacing pictures of Bing Crosby and Frank Sinartre

with the Woon-Tang Clan. And Little Nas, who was arrested running around naked in L.A. yesterday. Ditching the Kitschki American aesthetic and replacing it with a slick modernist motif. Because when you go to Cracker Barrel, that's what you want, a modern motif. Cracker Barrel has stood by its recent moves and said 87% of respondents in their research either loved or liked the new logo. Oh, fucking bitch. There's the new CEO, right? Who's in charge of this?

Now, I put a tweet up, or what do you call it? I posted on X, that picture, and I put it on over, is that mine? I can't see. That's how fucking blind they are. Anyways, it said something like, don't ever trust a woman with those frames on those glasses. Never. It just screams, woke asshole. Am I right?

Have you ever met a chick with those frames that wasn't, woke or wasn't a welder that's CEO Julie Massino disgracing the Italian people can imagine picking her to revamp crack a barrel aye aye let's move on I'm tired of life make me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich in our make me a sandwich segment tonight Elizabeth Romanova has worked as a full-time escort for more than 10 years. It's five years for each tit. A profession, many would think, disqualifies her from being considered mother of the year. Romanova, who is also the mother, so I'm guessing Russian, Ukrainian, mother of a 15-year-old daughter,

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when a lot of times it should be judged. And I'm judging this now. But that's one of the ten poems of liberalism. Don't ever judge anybody, you know, unless it's Trump doing something or somebody you don't like. Lying to her about my work, the mother continued, would go against everything I want to teach about hand jobs and nipple clamps and ass rape.

And respect and empowerment. Here's the key word, empowerment. She thinks selling her snatch for the lack of a better term. I don't think there is a better term. I love it. She thinks banging men and selling her body for money is empowerment.

That's why, thank God young guys, It's too bad because you young guys, there's a bunch of young girls out there, Generation Z and the one before them, who just have been, about three or four generations now, that have been brainwashed, that they think if they fuck a hundred guys, it's somehow empowering. It's making them equal or more powerful than you in some way.

It's hilarious. And the guys are snickering. The only problem is that hashtag Me Too shit got in the middle of it. And now young kids are like, I'm not going to get fucked and you're going to say I raped it tomorrow or, so they're, you know, they're sitting home yanking it, which can be fun at times. Robinova, Romanova, who advertises her service on Viva Street. That's the name of the platform.

It's not a place around building a new house. Honey, what do you think of Viva Street? Yeah, a bunch of whores down there. Became an escort at the age of 18, so she had her shit together. At the time, she was a young single mother. Now, here comes the justification by the girl writing the article. At that time, she was a young single mother still in school, facing the daunting financial demands of raising a child alone.

Yeah. But you see, you shouldn't have had a kid at 18 because you didn't have money at that point and all that other shit. So you're trying to defend this shitty choice you made. And you should be telling your daughter about that, not to sound old, but I'm just saying. The flexibility, here we go, and the income, you know, it reminds me when you run a titty bar and the, you know, it's always you get in a lap dance and the girl's like, yes, I'm a fucking mechanical engineer. I'm just, you know, putting the pay my way through DeVry. Did you say DeVry? The flexibility and income and the escort work provided her. The flexibility and income, making it sound like she's a daughter, though, the escort work provided her allowed Roman over to build a stable and loving home. Something she says traditional nine to five jobs would not have made possible.

Translation, I was too dumb to really get an education and why do all that hard work when I can just sell this. How do you feel about it, Hillary? He's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Oh, wait a minute now. You want her own baking cookies? Roman Ova revealed that escorting demands emotional intelligence. Oh, yes. resilience.

Yes, you've got to be able to take a punch and be thrown off a balcony. And discretion, you know. You're not being very discreet. Yeah. I know. And discretion. You know, don't get in a car with a guy you saw on the ID network two weeks ago. Quality she claims are vital to parenting and ones that she hopes.

Translation. Women can talk themselves into believing anything, including liking guys. There's still a lot of stigma out there, she says, but I've built a strong sense of self. I'm proud of my journey, both as an escort and as a mother. Excuse me. I got a little. There we go. So she's going to tell her daughter, look, this is a great way.

Get out there. You're not going to make this kind of money working at Joanne's fabric. I think that's a place. You're not going to make this kind of money working at Elaine Bryant. Old Navy folding sweaters. Get out there and blow somebody. Charge. You're empowered.

I don't know, folks. Don't get me wrong. I'm glad this hook is. Because there's some guys out there, you know, the fat fucks that smell. They need love to. What the fuck? you know Pritzka guys like that finally tonight on your sister's neck is wider than mine i'm an ass man an infamous butt sniffing pervert has been arrested again after allegedly

being caught in the act yet again despite being busted and held on 100,000 dollars bailed just a month ago uh here he is calise crowder uh looks like every point guard the lake has have had for the last 20 years. What is just mental illness running rampant in the black community? What do you just drop babies on the sidewalk and let them run for? I mean, yeah, but Nick, there's plenty of white guy. I know that, I know, Khali's crowd of 38. I wonder if he's related to Stephen, was charged with a felony and now being with, held without bail. You know how much you have to fuck up to be held without bail today when you're a nice young colored fellow? After he alleged, his alleged creepy behavior at a Walgreens in Burbank,

oh, that's the one I got busted at, on Wednesday led to employees calling the cops on him. Well, what did he do? Fella? Well, charges indicate he was on parole at the time of his latest arrest. I love that he has a history of this.

It's not just a one-tham. And he has a documented history of arrest for lewd conduct dating back to 2021. You shit kicking, stinky horseman or smelling motherfucker you? In mid-July, Crowder was taken into custody following reports of a suspicious person at a Burbank Nordstrom. This isn't even the story, the one I'm going to tell you about, Nordstrom rack, loitering in the women's department.

I used to hide in the racks there too. But I was allergic to polyester, so I get all right, and they could see. He was held on a $100,000 bail following that arrest. It's not clear why he was let out again. Well, let me make it clear for you. Some liberal jerk-off judge or mayor, whatever shithole, said, you know what, he should be out on the streets. He's not a danger to us. Let's see what he does to other chicks.

It's fun. It's basically it. During that incident, he was found at a nearby Walmart where he was seen following a female shop around the store. The cop said, while in the women's section, the suspect was observed following a female customer, crouching near her and engaging in ludic. behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks. What's inappropriate about that? What do you think about that, Mike? That's the way Pop wanted it.

Pop, why did you sniffed ass? Not the way I wanted it. He was sniffing. Apparently, Father told him about the bird. Didn't tell him about the birds and bees about the dogs. Dog sniff ass. Don't they? In August 2023, Crowder was caught in another butt sniffing. It's a captain on video at a Barnes and Noble bookstore and Burbank. I love that he goes to bookstores. Because we all know girls who read a lot of really clean asses. Hey, we have footage of this with a Michaela Witter's video of Crowder's alleged behavior garnered millions of views on TikTok. Here is missed, what's her name, Witter? Twitter, clitter.

Here she is. Just trying to, you know, look at some books. Maybe purchase something for her sister's birthday. When some creep goes, I smell Gouda. It felt like anywhere I moved, he kept following me. Though I recorded just in case he was trying to say anything or do anything to me. But I definitely didn't expect him to do this. Like, what the actual fuck?

She goes, what in the actual fuck? Oh my God. Ladies, I don't know how you put up with it. But the guy's mentally ill. They don't say he went to his counseling or rehab and shit, you know. And then when confronted by Witter, that's the woman, he told he was tying his shoes for 21 minutes. But Witter said it looked as if he was smelling her from behind.

I got to try this. I'm telling you. All right, let's do the last story real quick. Raja, the Reefat. card. Unsettling video from a pro wrestling event in California shows the son of UFC great Quentin Rampage Jackson pummeling a wrestler to the point that he appeared unconscious in a moment that was allegedly unscripted. These guys had an altercation outside. It was like the place where you lift weights outside it looked like or whatever. And the big wrestler went up to him and

smashed a beer can on his head. And it looked like part of the act away. And this story is so fucking weird. Anyways, the black kid is a UFC guy. He's not a wrestler. So I don't know why the two are into mingling if this is a script that went bad. But like I said, the white guy walked up to him outside

and smacked him on and he's I'm going to fuck you. And so he sneaks into the ring and this is what happens. he's out pause pause look at the stupid ref

look at the stupid ref and now you're going to go well he's one of those uh wwee refs he probably thinks this is fake you can't tell that this guy is unconscious and this guy's pounding you stand there like a ref in an actual fake wrestling match you fucking idiot as this guy's getting brain damage

let the black kid do what he does what he does. What is wrong with people? I understood if that happened on the street and there's a bunch of girls at a mall going, you know, they don't, you can't tell that guy's in danger right there? Roger Jackson went into the rank to take down bearded wrestlers psychos two at knock X pros knock X experience event on Saturday in Sun Valley that was streamed on kick

I didn't understand anything in that sentence right down after stew hit Jackson in the head with a can outside the venue early in the night But Jackson pelt stew with more than 20 punches that appeared real. Oh, they were real. And the wrestler seemed to be knocked out before others pulled Jackson away. You think? Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch.

Oh. Oh. Sounds like one of the tutorials. So he picks the wrestler up, and you've seen that a million times. And then they do, you know, a suplex or whatever the fuck they call it. But his head's not supposed to hit the thing like that. And this black kid wasn't treating it like the pro-russle let him pick him up. I think he thought it was going to be part of whatever.

But when he threw him down, his head hit the thing. Even on that spring-loaded mattress, I mean, floor, knocked them out. Rampage Jackson addressed the incident that's this kid's father. And in an early morning tweet Sunday, boy, was he a tough ass in UFC? See, you're going to mess with this guy, stating that Stu was in stable condition. That's the wrestler. And so this is Rampage Jackson talking about what happened with his son. He says, I want to clear up the misinformation about my son.

He's really an MIT grad who has a caffeine deficiency, and he had two monster drinks and a couple of sugar cubes and lost it. And I'll have more later. He says, I've been confirmed, that makes no sense, that wrestler, Stuart Smith, also known as Psycho Stu, is awake and stable, Rampage Jackson wrote. Raja was unexpectedly hit in the side of the head by him moments before Smith's match. Raja was told that he could get his payback in the ring. I thought it was part of the show. It was bad judgment and a work that went wrong.

Yeah, it's like Hamlet. A work that went wrong. Raja is an MMA fighter. This is his dad talking, not a pro wrestling, had no business involved in an event like this. He says, I don't condone my son's actions at all. He suffered a concussion. Again, wrong reason from sparring only days ago and had no business doing anything remotely close to physical contact.

As a father, I'm deeply concerned with his health and the well-being of Mr. Smith. That's the wrestler. That being said, I'm very upset that any of this happened. But my main concern now is that Mr. Smith will make a speedy recovery. I apologize on his behalf and to kick. for the situation. I mean, I don't understand a room full of grown men and letting that go on as long as it did.

We don't know the full extent of that guy's injuries. You're not going to know. Anyways, that's it. Go to nicktip.com if you want to check out my tour date, September 18th, hyenas in Dallas, Texas. The next night, the 19th, Wise Guy, Salt Lake City, The very next night, 20th, Wise Guy, Salt Lake City. Then October 3rd, the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia, and October 16th, Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee.

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