The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Indictment Pure Politics | Nick Di Paolo Show #1438

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about another Trump indictment, China hacking the shit out of us and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com

🎵 Oh, yeah. How are you, folks? Good to be with you. I'll tell you. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. The old Jew. So, enjoy. Good to be with you, too. Oh, shut it, you old Jew. So, enjoy. Good to be with you, folks.

This fucking thing, Dallas. Now I get it all the way up. And I'm just hearing myself. There's something. Sorry, I'm fucking the show up ready. You can leave this in. But I'm just saying, I got my headphones all the way up now, and it's just normal. So there's something. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

We've got to figure it out. Radio shack. Maybe. Anyways, Sox won last night at Seattle. A couple of home runs. Getting healthy. Get that friggin' catcher back. Can't even remember his name. Rump McGuire. He smoked one. And

Verdugo, who hasn't hit one since I was 11, he broke out of his slump. It's funny when they get hot, they get scary. Anyways, you guys don't give a shit, but I do because, I don't know. Waste of time. If I was somebody really famous,

I'd tell your kids not to stay off drugs. Stay off sports. On TV, I mean. Play kids not to stay off drugs. Stay off sports. On TV, I mean. Play them. Don't watch them. Very addicting. Unless you're, you know, a dancer sucking cock like a lot of the kids. Anyways, why'd you say that?

Well, it's true. I'm sick of this world. Anyways, you know the top story. This is the big story. Obviously, you know the top story. The headline today is this. I know she's little. I don't mean this sexually, but I want to give her a peck on the forehead. Oh my, can we see that again? Watch the gun. Watch the gun on this girl look she's got the next one ready she's going okay who's that fucking

who's that politician we caught in a dress a couple weeks ago that was some parade in long island nassau county i think and those are politicians um this is a few weeks ago i It broke, I guess the video just broke now. I don't know. 40 million people have seen it, but it was marked with today's date. So I don't know. Oh, I know why. Cause he, the politician, by the way, they said, that's like a tradition that you at that parade, the politicians march and you you're allowed to throw a water ball. That's what they said. So I'm guessing. Otherwise, because even when I looked at it, and I love people who stir the shit pot, but I'm going, are we sure we'd be cheering her on? First of all, everybody thought that was Mike Pence, I guess.

And, you know, and people felt. That's probably why I went 40 million. It was just a guy, a politician, local politician from Long Island. And he was great about it. He actually took her to a Yankees game. What's he trying to bring? Took her to a Yankees game to capitalize on this. And they were down on the field.

I'm not showing this clip because I just want her to touch on this before we get to the real news. But he's down on the field before the game with a Yankee player. And she shows him the clip and the politician shows the yankee play the clip some young kid some player and he goes holy nice throw where'd you learn that she plays softball i guess and the politician goes you know about this he goes everybody knows about this but what a good move by the politician to have a sense of humor and to make a, I wonder if it got

out there first and everybody thinking it was Pence. I don't know how it worked. I didn't fucking do a forensic breakdown on it. But I'm just saying, like I said, if the tradition is, you can do that. Otherwise, you know, I still love it. I want to know how she votes. But that was a gun. I hope she doesn't grow up to be a rapido with a cock and a purple hairdo. Anyhow, I thought that was very, very funny.

It's nice to see a politician with a sense of humor. What a dart. Let's move on to the giant story. Insane indictment is what it seems like. Special counsel Jack Smith, seen here, by the way, who I never got a good look at this psycho. Look, he even looks like a Cuban dictator. Right? Pacho Biden!

Scumbag. Pacho Biden! He looks like she'd have bars in front of him. I don't like that face. Yeah, you do, Jack. Enjoy it. I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum.

He announced yesterday evening that a grand jury in Washington, D.C. has indicted former President Trump on charges relating to the January 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol. charges relating to the January 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol. The indictment was announced the day after President Joe Biden had been implicated in a long-running influence peddling scheme by his son Hunter's former business partner. We covered it yesterday. Devin Archer in testimony before the House Oversight Committee. And what's funny is Jesse Waters yesterday on the, I think it was the five, read off every time something happened to Biden, as far as this China Burisma thing, the next day they would release an indictment on Trump on something else, three times in a row. This is the fourth. I mean, could they make it any more obvious that this is tyranny?

they make any more obvious that this is tyranny? So anyways, I don't, look, I'm not obviously a legal scholar, although I play one on TV. But I'm listening to good lawyers, Turley, Andy, what's his freaking name? Andy McCarthy. These are good lawyers who are right down the middle of the constitution and I'm sure David I mean I'm sure you know what our boy what's the Alan Dershowitz I'm sure he'll be on the same side

they were on yesterday going it's so flimsy Trump was indicted on four counts. Here they are. One on conspiracy to defraud the U.S. One on conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding. You mean like during the riots

when they burned down the federal courthouse? Everybody's done this, like Dallas said. Everybody has the Russia collusion thing. That was all about not accepting the results of the fucking election. Frigging Kamala Harris donating while the riots are going on, making a fund to bail people out of jail.

That's not defrauding the government. Whatever. One of obstruction and attempt to obstruct an official proceeding. And one of conspiracy against rights. The indictment declares, despite having lost the defendant, meaning Trump, was determined to stay in power. in power. So for more than two months following election day on November 3rd, 2020, the defendant spread lies that there had been outcome, that there had been outcome determinative fraud in the election that he actually won. These claims were false and the defendant knew that they were false. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic

things I have ever heard. Like, now we're, now we're indicting people for what they were thinking. Literally. You can, you can fucking, he could say that all he wants. That he

believes, and I know he's not the only one who believes he won, but he believed he won. And he didn't say go burn Donald's, have an insurrection. What about Stacey Abrams? Stacey Abrams, fucking Pelosi, go down the line. They never accept the outcome of, especially Stacey Abrams. Who cares about that elephant?

Fucking, look at this psycho, Jack Smith, his special counsel. Look at him, happy guy, huh? There's a lib for you. There's a radical leftist. Hateful fuck. The indictment does not indicate how prosecutors were able to establish what Trump himself believed.

So you got inside his head. Even if you were inside his head, he has the right to believe that and to say it. That's not disinformation. It's his fucking opinion. Oh, my fucking, seriously, it's that simple. You think I'm oversimplifying it. This is, I said to Dallas, this is at a cross, I've been saying this forever, but never mind throwing tea in the ocean and we finally, you're at a crossroads here.

Because this is pure, like you said, Stalinism, Marxism, whatever you want to call it. And this is where the right, and I'm not encouraging this, but if the right was going to lose their mind and burn billions of dollars worth of businesses down and riot and burn federal court. This would be, if you, I don't want that to happen. Obviously, we don't want that to happen. But I'm just saying, if it was to happen, a real insurrection, this would be the time. Otherwise, you're just accepting that you're heading to Marxism.

That's it. He's fucking, Biden's arresting his political opponents and throwing them in jail. I mean, what the fuck? Trump himself, yeah. So they're going to establish what Trump himself, other than the fact that he had been informed by others that his suspicion of fraud were false. Nor does it distinguish the case from the Russia collusion hoax spread by Trump's

opponents, including within the Department of Justice, you know, after he won the 2016 presidential election, like Comey and a whole bunch. There are several unnamed, unindicted conspirators in the indictment as well. These are four attorneys, a Department of Justice official, and a political consultant who worked on Trump's strategy to challenge the result. Who the fuck do you think you are? I agree, Jack. Who the fuck do you think you are? What the fuck?

You know that's going to be like Sidney Powell, you know, the Kraken woman, I think, Giuliani, maybe Steve Bannon, I'm just guessing at who. The former president shared the news on his own social media platform, Truth Social, that he expected to be indicted and claimed that the federal prosecutors had delayed doing so for more than two years to keep him out of the presidential race.

Though the indictment was sealed, President Trump's campaign acknowledged it and released a statement to the media. Trump has now been indicted three times, first in Manhattan in April on state charges relating to payments to Stormy Daniels, second in Miami in June on federal charges relating to White House documents, and third in Washington on January 6th. Guess this, it gets even better. The judge in the latest indictment will be Tanya S.

Chutkin. Look at her, another happy. An appointee of President Barack Obama, who's still running the country, as far as I'm concerned. What a fucking joke. Anyways, folks, in the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about Ron DeSantis striking another blow against Disney and wokeism. And Jason Whitlock, one of my favorite writers, he's a sports guy originally, but he talked ahead of him all the time. He unloads in an article on the women's soccer team like you wouldn't. It's like I wrote it, only without cursing. He is so dead on that you've got to hear this.

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Thank you guys so much. See you soon. But this is insane, Dallas. You see what I'm saying? At this point, at what point does the other side stand up and go? It's going to take something absolutely extreme. As if this isn't extreme enough, it it's going to take something absolutely extreme as if this is extreme enough. It's still going to take something violently extreme. Yeah, because they treat everything that the right does is extreme.

You know, I mean, they won't even know it. You just push back a little. Case in point, him saying that he didn't lose the election. him saying he that he didn't lose the election and that to them is this that's fucking disinformation frauding the government obstructing uh what are you it's flimsy and again don't take my word for it listen to lawyers and i never i never see any fuck that again i don't watch msnbc but i never see any big name lawyers on there, you know? And then the media goes along with all those left-wing jerk-off hacks. I'm fucking, it even shocks me to this day. And, you know, we've been used to this. Biden is so corrupt and shit. But even this was like,

you've got to be fucking kidding me. He's going to do it. Let's move on to not only Biden's criminal family, but also he sucks his president. China's been hacking the shit out of us, by the way. We've covered this a couple times. This is the latest. U.S. officials are searching for Chinese malware hidden in various defense systems that could... Defense systems, by the way. Okay?

Not your kid's Game Boy or fucking... or TikTok. Systems that could disrupt military communications and resupply operations. No big deal. That's what they heard. They tapped somebody's phone. The administration believes malicious computer code

has been hidden inside networks controlling, you know, unimportant things, power grids, communication systems, and water supplies that feed the military bases. They're here, folks, and they're not queer. The discovery has heightened concerns that hackers could disrupt U.S. military operations in the event of a conflict, according to The Times. One congressional official told the newspaper that the malware was a ticking time bomb that could allow China to cut off power. Just don't do it during the Super Bowl. Water and communications to military bases slowing down deployment and resupply operations.

Because military bases often share the same supply infrastructure as civilian homes and businesses. I didn't know that. Many other Americans could also be affected. No shit. Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger. Anybody doing their jobs in D.C.?

No, you're too busy trying to get Trump. And you're involved in your own scam and Burisma and all that. Meanwhile, Joe's compromised. Add that to it. They're here. I wonder if we're there, though. I mean, usually it works that way, right? Everybody spies on everybody. But I want to hear some stories. I want to hear China upset because they found malware. Yeah, but that's going to be complicated whenever we're colluding with them. Well, Biden ain't going to be around much longer.

I hate Biden. No, you're right. It's bigger than Biden. It's deeper than Biden. Folks, it's called the Illuminati. Look it up. Deep state. You can call it whatever the fuck you want.

It's been around for 100 years. Fucking wife's reading me a document written in 1733. You could have pulled it out of the goddamn, you know, New York Post yesterday about how this shit goes down. As far as farmers, you, right? You fucking shut down the farmers in the country, which China owns, I don't know how many in this country.

These are things that were done hundreds of years ago, written hundreds of years ago, how you do it. And it's to a step. My late great friend, Greg Zook, the cop, used to check them off in the morning. It's called monarch training or some shit like that. Guys like Evan and Newsom, they were bred, literally bred for this shit. They put them in certain schools when they're young. It's creepy.

It is way fucking creepier. And again, you and I focus on red versus blue. We are the superpower, but there's somebody, as Bill Hicks said, hey, I agree with the puppet on the left. I agree with the puppet on the right. Hey, there's one guy controlling both puppets. Look at your money. It's all Illuminati symbols and shit. The eye with the pyramid. It's all fucking... That shit goes back forever. And it ain't bullshit. It's creepy.

I don't want to know about it. I just need the Tennessee girl softball score. Because anyhow. Where am I? Last week, the email account of U.S. ambassador to China, Nicholas Burns, was hacked. Early this month, Microsoft and the White House confirmed that China-based hackers breached email accounts at two dozen organizations including some federal

agencies. This is too smart and sneaky. Among the agencies targeted were the State Department and the Department of Commerce, which has sanctioned Chinese telecom firms in this country. U.S. officials and Microsoft analysts initially had trouble identifying how the hackers got into the email account. Oh, I don't know. Probably somebody that went to Harvard and was educated here. And they get out of Harvard and Yale and they pretend to have a legit job. They've been doing it for years. Blinken, seen here with a new wig,

got the hair of Bea Arthur when she was in high school, raised the hacking incidents in a meeting with a top Chinese diplomat. You know this guy, his chef from the Golden Duck down the street. In Indonesia earlier this month, a senior State Department official told CNN, but the official would not get into the specifics of the extent to which the hack was raised. That's not a good sign. You fucking people.

Exactly, Jack. You have no idea how to defend a nation. I don't know what to tell you, but you're right. Compromised by... We got a president in bed with China. They're so far and deep. Remember Mar-a-Lago, there was a woman walking around,

a Chinese woman that they ended up arresting. She was a spy, not to mention Swalwell banging a Chinese spy, fang fang. Stupid senator, that motherfucker, he's the first one they should hang from a tree. Just an ignorant left wing, stupid West Coast fuckstain. Now to Bill with the sports. Bill, how the match doing?

Next to last. Yeah. They were selling off like a chop shop yesterday. Fucking, they were. Verlander goes back to the fucking Astros. Do you know the guy for the Astros threw a no-hitter last night?

That's what they need, Verlander. Not to mention they get three other guys that are unbelievably good. That's how you win a World Series. Crazy, crazy.

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