The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Keeps On Truckin' | Nick Di Paolo Show #1527

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Truckers for Trump, Topuria on top and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Mr. DiPaolo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be, unless they really wanted to be disliked. Who says I'm pretending, Bob? It still makes me laugh that my name was on the guard. And it was about likability. I mean, come on. Okay, it's true. I was having an affair with Marsha Wallace back then. I was 14.

She was the ugly redhead secretary. Marsha. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. I said that on one of the roasts because what's the name that played Masha, Maureen McCormick? I said, yeah, Masha, Masha, Masha. That wasn't Jan, that was me in the shower with a fistful of Prowl when I was 50. Actually gave her a hug coming out of a trailer, but you know, I couldn't even get my arms around her. It wasn't the same mosh or I knew.

But I think she lost the way to her. Quit being sexy. Shut up! That's how I feel in my head every time I open my mouth. Great to be with you on a Monday, folks. How you is? What it was? We put a bitchin' kitchen in the can yesterday. Beef stew, classic beef stew. Came out tremendous. And while we were doing it, because we're actually cooking real time,

so me and Dallas watched some UFC fights from this past weekend. Shocking win we'll get to later on. I just love it. I want to meet Dana White and go, thank you. Because NBA, basketball's not a major sport to me. Just like a lot of people say hockey isn't, which I'll never understand in my fucking life. Because there's no comparison as far as spectator. But anyway, so I needed a fourth sport, and UFC came along.

And I'm telling you, it's the best 80 bucks I spend every couple of weeks. They give you early prelims, they give you prelims, they give you the undercard, and 95% of them are great fights. And even the bad ones, somebody gets hurt, kicked in a mush or some shit. It's fucking vicious. It's, I don't know. How quick was that guy getting his leg up to that guy's head? I mean, that was, oh, that was Paul Costa, this Brazilian guy. He looks like a male model. You know, he's like a 19th-degree black belt on top of it. Built like a Greek fucking god.

Type of guy you hate. I think he, but he lost to Robert Whittaker, who's a motherfucker. Robert Whittaker's like a hollow. Anyways, I'm sorry to bore you gay guys and ladies. A couple of lesbians would add it, too. Might have been one of the best fights of the night. I shouldn't say a couple. One of them had more testosterone than me and Dallas put together

with a new Gingrich haircut and tattoos. Anyways, she ended up winning. I don't know. I had some other shit I was going to tell you about. American Idol. Yes, that's right. I've been saying this since the show came on. You can make fun of me.

I still like the show. For a couple reasons, I say this every year when it comes on, that I've been through auditions, never mind singing. I've walked into a room in front of guys with suits from NBC. It's fucking nerve-wracking. And I can't imagine singing a cappella where you have no room for error. You fuck up the opening note and you. These guys walk in front of — it's amazing.

And there was a kid last night, he was 15 years old. He looked like he must have had a black parent because he had black features, but he's Indian. Not Indian, not dot Indian, American Indian, and grew up poor and shit. Fifteen years old, comes in with a guitar, has a southern accent, sounds whiter than Willie Nelson. Most authentic thing I've ever seen. He checks like every box. There's got to be music people drooling over this kid. He's Native American. He's black. He's 15. He can sing. It's fucking insane. And then there was a black guy who learned to sing in church.

Black people can sing like birds. Okay, I know, don't generalize. Well, it's a positive one. Big dicks, they can sing. What else do you want me to say? There's a black guy, you know, you're going to be in your 20s, lower than 20, living in a hotel room with his wife and they have five kids, five kids between ages like five or seven. I can't remember,

ages like two and eight. And they're living in one hotel room. And they always have these sob stories, but that's a real story. That's not a sob, that wasn't, you know, I can, a guy could say, you're like, love to see him get out of that situation, right? And who else? There was a chick that looked just like — I can't believe I'm spending this much time on this faggy show.

I like competitions, folks. If I could bet on it, I would. You probably can bet on it. There was a woman that looked like Julia Roberts who was adopted because her mother died. Her mother died like when she was 40. Her mother used to sing on the streets of somewhere out in Arizona, you know, with a guitar. Like this woman does. Had never met her mother, I don't think.

Is that possible, to never meet your biological mother? Oh, yeah. I mean, if you die young, you can't remember. That's what it was, yeah. Anyways, got adopted. Fucking great story. And she looks like a movie star, and she can sing like a motherfucker. Anyways, I'm sitting here doing this.

I made $11 in comedy last year. I'm on Jesse tonight. So far they called. I'll be on Jesse Waters if you're around. Don't blink, You'll miss me. But I do appreciate it. It's a primetime slot on Fox. Am I going to say no?

Anyways, let's get to it. Sorry to jerk you off for that long, said my wife. Truckers for Trump. Trump supporting truckers saying they are refusing to drive to New York City after the former president was slapped with a $355 million, I'll repeat that, $355 million fine in his fraud case last week. A conservative social media influencer and trucker who goes by Chicago Ray posted a video clip in which he claims that some of his colleagues are going to stop making deliveries. I would love this. Let New York dry up and die.

colleagues are going to stop making deliveries. I would love this. Let New York dry up and die. To New York City to protest the ruling issued in a Manhattan Supreme Court on Friday. If you guys know anything about politics, the truckers used to be Democrat. That was all blue-collar Democrat work. That's who they, you know, the unions and how it all got corrupt. Anyways, so that's an unbelievable sign. Not surprising. And I hope they do it. Here is Chicago Ray telling you about the plans. I've been on the radio talking to drivers for about the last hour, hour 15 minutes. And I'm talking to at least 10 drivers going the other way. I'm heading down from South Wisconsin.

And they're going to start refusing loads in New York City. Enough about the prostitutes. I'm staying right here. Goddamn right you is. I don't know how far across the country this is, or how many truckers are going to start denying loads going to New York City? But I'll tell you what,

this is him still talking. You fuck around and you'll find out, Ray. He continues, the trucker said their bosses ain't going to care if we deny the loads. We'll just go somewhere else. That's fucking beautiful. Do you know how, he says, do you know how fucking hard it is to get into New York City with one of these motherfuckers? Meaning the fucking 18. I've seen it. I can't imagine. He said,

referring to his truck, he goes, man, fuck that. I'm putting him on the ticket with Trump. Ray claimed that 95% of truckers support the former president in the ex-post. Who hasn't Biden lost, by the way? Which has been viewed more than 4.6 million times and received more than 50,000 likes. All the numbers are in Trump's favor. It'll be very hard to deny him the next election when he's polling, you know, whatever. Manhattan Supreme Court evil devil fuck-faced judge, Justice Arthur Engeron, former hippie, by the way,

literally war protester from the 60s, ordered that Trump pay, listen to this, a $355 million fine for inflating his net worth by billions over a decade to receive favorable loans from banks. Look at that guy. I would smack the shit out of him. Oh, that dirty cogsucker.

And no, that's not Gilligan. He looks like a Bob D'Ambidoni. He's additionally barred from serving as an officer or director of any company in New York for three years. The judge ruled. Now, here's the thing about this, folks, okay? And I'm not a businessman. You don't have to be.

Do you understand? He and the bank did business. The bank had no problem with the numbers. He paid the loans back. Nobody complained. This is unprecedented. What they're doing to him is unprecedented. In fucking U.S. history, not just New York.

Unprecedented what they're doing to him. It's un-fucking- It has to go to the- They're appealing it, of course. I got to believe this is going to go to a higher court and get thrown- You guys are just feeding him. You're making him- He's like Jimi Hendrix and you're giving him more heroin.

Making him a superstar. Shittiest reference I ever had. But somebody already used the Popeye one with spinach, I think, so I had to go. Naturally, I went to heroin. They go hand in hand. What the fuck? Do you believe that? Do you believe that shit?

You should be out of your minds. And the country's waking up to it. I mean, everything he said about being spied on, everything is now being verified. The Russian thing was a hoax. The fucking laptop. All of it. And you jerk-offs are still going to vote Democrat? You can suck my ass.

Not you guys. Obviously, you vote like me. It's why you're watching the show. And you like the recipes. Next week, baby seal face. Thank you. With onions and lemon. Hey, in the second half of the show, folks, I'll be talking about a disturbing trend in the NBA. Not surprising to me. Disturbing trend that it smells of racism

to me. But I won't say what kind of racism. You'll have to stick around and find out. Very interesting story. Very interesting. And also, I'll be talking about a woman who found a very interesting way to make money using her snatch. Delicious. Thank you. Delicious. Holy shit. Dallas is becoming quite the epic man. Delicious. You are correct, sir. Yummy, yummy. Yeah. So anyways, it's exclusively on Mug Club. How do you get Mug Club? You go to nickdip.com. That's how. Nickdip.com. That's my web. You can sign up. Why wouldn't you? The rest of the show is tremendous and you're going to miss some of it. Hey, boys and girls, head over to nickdip.com to get exclusive hats, t-shirts,

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I think we shall. I'm so, that judge, though, is just, where did they get the ball? He literally, a war protester, you owe a fucking, you know what, ACLU member. You couldn't be more left. And then you got the fat broad, the black broad, Letitia James.

She ran on the slogan, I'm going to get Trump. A normal judge wouldn't go, obviously, you have an agenda. Recuse yourself, tubby. Go to Popeye's and finish that 12 piece, you fucking whore. Nick, that's not nice. I know. Cocaina. Anyways, I want to punch you in the face, just like this next story. What a segue. Teporia on top. I loved it, like I said. Well, you know, I'll keep it kind of short.

I don't know. I just love, this is a brutal sport. That's me and the wife today at breakfast. Bing, ding, dowel. Ilya Teporia boldly declared himself a UFC world champion, listen to this, in his social media biography, months, for months, before he actually became the first Georgian. That's not the state of Georgia. It's the Russian, you know, Soviet bloc, actually.

First Georgian to win a title other than Miss Mustache. And we're out. When Teporia finally got the belt strapped around his waist at UFC 298 this past Saturday night, he cried at the feeling, what a pussy, at the feelings of dreams coming true. at the feeling, what a pussy, at the feelings of dreams coming true. Teporia stopped Alexander Volkanovski. If you don't follow this shit, Volkanovski, the ball guy on the left there, has been, I think, was it Featherweight? He's defended his Featherweight crown for four years. It's like pound for pound, one of the greatest fighters ever to do this. And he usually destroys anybody in front of him. He tried to go up a weight class a few months ago and got beat, but that was, you know, whatever.

But yeah, he's taken on everybody. He's a killer. And this is quite a story. He stopped Volkanovski in the second round to claim the featherweight title, ending the Australian champion's four-year reign with a devastating series of strikes. I disagree with that. He, a couple, the first three glanced, but this guy hit so hard they probably did, did ring his bell a little bit. But to Poria, listen to this, guys. This is only his 15th fight in the UFC. He's 27 years old. And people were going, this guy's too cocky. Because he kept predicting. He goes, I will knock Volkanovsky out in first or second round.

And he was saying it with such conviction. People were like, this guy, what's he thinking? But, you know, he was 14-0 at that point. So I think we know what he was thinking. And he fought a couple of tough—I think he beat a couple of former champions in that— Anyways, Teporia, 15-0. He hasn't lost yet. Who lives and trains in Spain. What's the Georgian connection?

I never got it. Does he have a duplex over there? What the fuck? Probably trained over there? I don't know. First round of his UFC title fight with sharp punching. First round? Did I read that wrong?

It was the second round. Oh, no. They landed. That's right. Volkanovski got more of the better of him, I thought, in the first round. It I read that wrong? It was the second round. Oh no, they landed. That's right. Volkanovski got more, the better him, I thought, in the first round. It was close. Before he sensationally finished Volkanovski with more of the same. Teporia staggered the 35-year-old Volkanovski to the cage with a left-right combination before putting him on the canvas with a perfect right hand followed by a big left. He gave one on the way down.

We'll show you the slow-mo. Teporia finished the champion on the ground with a minute and 28 left in the second round, improving to 7-0. Okay, what's the 15-0? Am I reading this wrong? Did it not say 15? Since joining the UFC?

It doesn't matter. Oh, it's since late 2020. Anyways, here's the slow-mo. I had the regular speed one, but they yanked it, you said? Probably did, right? I had a feeling because people watch this shit on like i get this thing on the espn espn plus app and then you could it archives you can watch it anytime you want so whatever but here here's the slow motion uh of the nice right hand not really a classic hook more of a chopping

coming down but here it is that ilia needs he comes over the top with a right hook, and it just absolutely floors Volkanovski. The power on this shot was something else. Volk was out before he hit the ground. Here's one for good measure. Take that. Get out of here. Again, that doesn't do the justice. When it happened, we couldn't even see it.

It was so fast. All you saw is, yeah, Volkanovski. Did somebody throw something? He thought he got hit by a bottle or something. He was out before he hit the canvas. And it was, like I said, it was no more than an 8 to 10 inch punch it looked like. Anyways, this kid's a badass. He's 27 years old. And he's like, yeah, call me fucking cocky.

You got knocked the fuck out, fucking cocky yeah you did Volkanovski 26 and 4 had made five consecutive successful title defenses since winning his belt in late 2019 but his reign ended with his first featherweight loss in UFC competition. And this kid's no flash in the pan. He looks like he fucking knows what he's doing. And it's amazing how hard some of these guys, they're 145 pounds. It's a guy you bump into at a bar,

yeah, fucking, next thing you know, they're carrying you out in a gurney. Your fucking teeth are on the pillow. What the fuck happened? Oh, you cocky-esque. What a badass. And the fuck happened? Oh, you cocky ass. What a badass. And the other fights were tremendous. I was telling Dallas, you pay $79.99, whatever the fuck.

You get early prelims. You get prelims. You get the undercard. You get the main card. And you get Bruce Buffer, the announcer, who Dallas was crying. Fucking guy's a show unto himself, the announcer. He's so far over the top. It took, in my opinion, it took two years for the fans to finally buy into his Bonham and Bailey.

My wife fucking hates him. And now. Oh, was that loud, folks? I'm sorry. So anyways, I suggest, if you're looking for another great sport, man, Saturday night, you get a six-pack, two prostitutes and a pizza, a couple of suss each. All right, let's move on to Harvard filled with racial cowardice. This is breaking news, huh?

These motherfuckers. All right. Should have done that last time. Harvard filled with lice. Oh, cowardice. Racial cowardice. Harvard professor, black guy, published a study that found no evidence of racial bias.

Why don't they say he's an African-American at the top? They can't. They don't want you to know that. A study that found no evidence of racial bias in police shootings. I remember he did this a couple years. I remember the report. He says then all hell broke loose and he needed police protection after he published the results. Once again, another example of the left not being able to handle the real facts in life. In 2016, Harvard economics professor Roland Fryer published a study to explore racial differences in the use of force by the police.

The study examined racial differences in non-lethal uses of force, such as putting hands on civilians, which includes slapping or grabbing. Sounds like a good night in a sack, or pushing individuals into a wall or onto the ground, the study found that Hispanics are more than 50% more likely to have an interaction with police that involves any use of force than whites. The study found that blacks are 21% more likely than whites to be involved in an interaction with police in which at least a weapon is drawn. Only 21%.

And, of course, they are, because they never listen to what the cops say, ever. That's how half the riots have started in this country. However, when it came to police-involved shootings, minorities were found to be less likely to be shot at by an officer. I'll repeat that. Less likely, Harvard, and black people and libs of all stripes, less likely to be shot at by officers.

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Cause I'm not like everybody else No, no I'm not like everybody else. No, no. I'm not like everybody else. I'm not like everybody else. I'm not like everybody else. And I don't want to live my life like everybody else And I don't want to be destroyed like everybody else And I don't want to get a job like everybody else Cause I'm not like everybody else I see you singing, what are you? I'm not like everybody else