The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Mad At Vlad | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1762

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Butler Maybe an Inside Job, Another Threat on Trump, Trump Mad at Vlad, Homan The Hammer, Newsom being Petty, A Race Issue! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing Good morning my neighbors! Hey, fuck you! Welcome to New York. Welcome to the live lineup where you get Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson and all the other shows as I develop some type of horse. Ah, shit. Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson and all the other shows you just saw scroll by from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern right here on Rumble. And that's free, by the way. I should say hi before I go into that.

That felt weird. Hi. Hi. Hello. Let me read some horse chat. How's it going, folks? Today I'll be talking about, well, it's like the one year, was the one year anniversary of Trump getting shot in the face.

The story that we stepped over, like it was a fender bender. And something related to that, an idiot in San Antonio threatened the president's life and they caught him. I'm sure he'll do time. And Trump's mad at Vlad, his friend. So we've got a lot to talk about. And did you have a good weekend? I didn't.

And I can't tell you why. But you know, it's great to be here. What, um, Dallas had a terrific, uh, flying experience and real quick, just tell us who was supposed to leave at four 45 and was there for two hours on the tarmac as a storm hit, it de-planned us. Then we reboarded on the tarmac for another hour. We got Chicago had storms. So come back to the de-planing and the terminal and sit there for three hours waiting just for the flight to be canceled. So what time are you at the airport still? 1130 and then I finally got home at midnight. So you had to come back home and then do it again tomorrow

Do it again the next day Let me tell you my fans out there if that was me and I had a gig I'd go sorry fucking sorry At this stage of my career. I'd go fucking sorry. I'd make something up. I get cancer the ass come look at it close Fuck that and again, you know the wonders of travel, but you know, you can't go, come on, you pussy, let's go. Although me and my wife, I'll never forget this, me and my wife went to St. Barthes for the first time. You got to take a puddle jumper from St. Martin to St. Barthes. And it was, they, it was was they shut down the flights because it was terrible

wind out there and all kinds of shit so the first three or four that day so we get there and I was just delayed they're trying to decide right I go up to the counter I go is we is this gonna happen guy and I quote we're gonna give it a shot We're gonna give it a fucking I'm not making that up my wife almost fainted we're gonna give it a shot. Oh, okay Like they're talking about playing golf in the rain assumption We're gonna give it a shot and then we get on the little shitty plane looking out the window the pilots not on yet He's screaming at some guy like mad that he asked to fly in this shit. What else could it be? Oh My god and That some of you might have taken this it's a little it's like I had not even a half hour flight a little puddle

But when you when you're approaching It's a little, it's like not even a half hour flight, a little puddle, but when you're approaching, wait a minute, when you're approaching, yeah, St. Barts or, I may be confused, when you're approaching, oh, we were going from somewhere to St. Martin, and when you land in St. Martin, you have to go between the two.

It's like, I don't know, two little mountaintops, and you have to bank a fucking line. And the runway is the shortest runway. It's like, I don't know, two little mountain tops and you have to bank a fucking line. And the runway is the shortest runway. It's like stopping in somebody's driveway. I've seen it on World's Dumbest Criminals, that show we used to do, they would show plane crud. That one showed up like twice.

Oh, God. Mama. And now we can't go anywhere because the wife has panic attack. I shouldn't have married me. That's what I told her. Mama and now we can't go anywhere because the wife has panic attack Shouldn't have married me That's what I told her Red Sox by the way have won ten straight swept three series in a row I know you guys don't give a shit, but it really is exciting to all these rookies are up now All the bit if Roman Anthony's got a 9 or 10 game hit and streak he went from bat 114 to like now he's at like 260 or whatever the fuck

and this guy said Don Raffaella who should be on the all-star team he did nothing for all of April the first half of May then he caught on fire since then and he had four homers this week one of them a walk-off I should have fucking showed it on the show I sent it to Dallas down by one against Tampa bottom of the ninth one out one guy on fucking hits a fucking I don't know was a breaking ball or a fastball knee it was almost it looked like it was a foot off the ground he golfed it I mean he golfed it on a fenway it was still rising when it went over the goddamn green monster fucking walk off and then the next day hit another one and it's insane stories stories are such a good shortstop and he's

hitting now and when i tell and i you guys i'm sorry i just have to talk about to somebody it's like you're my shrink here i you know because they were so hit and miss up to this point. Did win two, lose three, win two, you know, lose two, win four, lose three. Anyways, and they're getting great pitch, and enough of that shit. Let's talk about girls softball. Delicious? Delicious, as Dallas said, delicious. So it's very exciting, and I expect them to, like Dallas said. Delicious. So that's very exciting and I expect them to, like Dallas

said, if they make the playoffs that was their goal this year. But I wouldn't want to play them. Let's put it that way. We swept the Yankees a couple weeks ago and we swept Tampa Bay this weekend four games. Those are the two teams that are ahead of us. Now I think we're ahead of Tampa, actually. Actually Toronto's at the top. So that surprises people too. Anyways, folks, that's that. Anything else over the weekend? I can't even fucking remember.

I do so little. I don't know. Let's get to it already, shall we? This is called procrastination. First story, inside job? Question mark? I'd take the question mark away, Nick. Yes.

Former Secret Service Director, remember Kimberly Cheadle? Look at her, what a piece of ace. She looks like a Denny's waitress, four pack a day. Hey, would you like fucking muffins or toast with that? Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Kimberly Cheadle, my line was about, remember I said Don Cheadle was more qualified to do her job than this mama, and Don Cheadle's a fucking,

she's just a horrible actor. I mean, just another black guy they gave a career to, there's nothing special about him. Anyways, Kimberly Cheadle, well Nick, why'd you have to add to that? Because that's what I do. I mean just another black guy they gave a career to there's nothing special about him anyways Kimberly Cheadle well Nick why'd you have to add to that because that's what I do you don't like it put on Gilligan's Island I think there's a marathon on fucking Amy your motherless Kimberly Cheadle was adamant that she directed additional assets to put to be provided for President Trump's Butler pencil route Pennsylvania rally a year ago and refuted Senate to Rand Paul's blistering report and

with Rand Paul my biggest question is the hair real or not? My wife says it's a friggin wig I go why would he choose that one? As Colin Quinn had a great line of people he goes he looks like a bird that got in a fight. Rand Paul alleged that Cheetal had not been truthful to Congress when she testified that the Secret Service didn't deny Trump's team resources it requested for the Butler, Pennsylvania rally. The secret service, this is Rand Paul talking, is not, no I'm sorry, this is her talking, is not typically directly engaged in the approval or denial of requests for support, she said in a statement Sunday,

released by her scumbag attorney. For the Butler rally, she says, I actually did direct additional assets to be provided. Hey, was one of them a really slanted roof? Particularly in the form of agency counter snipers. Thank God that one, but it gets interesting. Cheadle's attorney confirmed to the Post that her statement was directed at Paul's report in his defamatory comments on Face the Nation earlier in the day on Sunday. Here he is with dry hair. I see why he wets it down. Holy shit, I'm waiting for an eagle to fly out of that thing. You know, every time we show him, we should be, it should be mandatory to show his father having a stroke.

Have I showed that since you've been here? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Here's Rand Paul calling Cheetal, who was the former, you know, the lady that ran the Secret Service, a bit of a little liar. She did not tell the truth. She said that there were no assets that were requested in advance. We found at least four occasions actually maybe five occasions where are requests were made the primary request that was made by both uh... trumps secret service details

was his campaign was for counter-strikers counter-strikers were denied until butler so thank god on that day in butler county pennsylvania that was the first time he was allowed counter-strikers poshian lies that County, Pennsylvania. That was the first time he was allowed counter snipers. Pause. Why is that? Why is that, you should be asking yourself? That seems like the most important part of the Secret Service operation when you're having a rally outside. Counter snipers are anywhere. But also, you're questioning why not authorized for anybody else except Butler. It's the classic CYA. Well, we had

counter snipers and they took him out but Trump's dead. Oh no. Yeah, could look at it that way. Yeah, exactly. We did what we could. What the fuck? How do you do it? And I mean, and that should have been made a bigger story. I do remember Trump mentioning it that he was being denied and people saying he was full of shit. Okay, well, here's the investigation. i don't think he bucking lie the politician you would know uh... so anyways good

scott had counter-strikers that assassin were popped up again he did pop up again to continue firing and i thought it was taken out but thank god we had the counter-striker server why would they deny for months and months i just say they finally Yes, why? It really is man Trump is I'm still

Still amazed how quickly that assassination attempt went away, and then I I saw Was it ramp all went away. And then I saw, was it Rand Paul? Another Sunday morning show. Yeah, I think it was the beginning of this interview. She goes, we're discussing when President, when President Trump was shot at, not when he was shot, just the way she worded it. Margaret Brennan on one of those CBS, when the President was shot at right there. I would have jumped in and said shot at no he was shot See the difference and that's how they can't even bring themselves to fucking say it What is this hatred And again, I'll tell you folks. I'm old enough. They said the same shit about Reagan not to this extent

But they called Reagan a fucking washed-up and an idiot and intellectual they said it about you know every every Republican since I've been you know they just they fucking hate this country I'll say it again quit treating them like they're a legitimate party. I'm almost grateful for fucking AOC and these other idiots who don't know enough, they don't know how to hide their hatred. Hakeem Jeffries. They want to bring this country to its knees. Unbelievable. Rand Paul, chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, boy, he's quite a player, released his scathing report on the one-year anniversary of the assassination attempt against Trump. It concluded, based on documents, that there were at least two instances of assets being

denied. He already said four or five by the Secret Service as far as Butler goes, there were two. Paul's report found that broadly speaking, listen to this, there were at least 10, 10 major requests for more resources from the president's team during the 2024 campaign cycle that were either denied or unfulfilled. 10! Fucking people.

You have no idea how to defend a nation. Uh huh. Hmm. Lemony. That was supposed to be Pee Wee Herman. You guys see the, have you seen the documentary? Fucking tremendous. I'm actually sad the guy's dead.

I brought that up a while ago, but they to make him to be met out to be a pedophile which he wasn't he was just a funny fig take it easy huh England is a fig country Cheetal was still talking about this bitch she had testified she looks like Ozversight Committee nine days after the assassination attempt last year that for the event in Butler there were no requests that were denied. liar whore liar whore and you know it by the way that clips from a movie called this boy's life it was based on a book

De Niro plays this friggin abusive husband slash father and he's like one of these guys you know he he heads up a boy scouts trope so he's like one of these guys you know he he's a he he heads up a boy scout boy scouts trope so he's got the uniform just to jack up and laying out of the Caprio as his kid and he fucking hates him or a step kid I can't remember I think it's a step kid and it is the fuck De Niro is as good as he's

ever been and so is the Caprio just you guys guys gonna see De Niro it's one of those things he's such an asshole he's making you laugh the whole and then he's in there like shaving and DiCaprio shaving his son shaving he goes in he'll pinch him he'll grab his like fat just abuse his kids I'm not doing it justice yeah watch porn it'll never let you down. Headline scumbag arrested for death threats against POTUS, that would be Trump folks for slow learners. Police in San Antonio, one of my not favorite cities, I gotta be honest with you. People are fine. It's got nothing to do with it. It's just a cow town that they tried to make like a

real city. It's got a river running through it. And they built a couple of those restaurants called Dicks where they fucking waited. It goes, what do you want, shithead? I didn't know. I didn't pick up on it. So I said, who the fuck are you talking to? Let me see the manager. He goes, go fuck your mother.

I went, oh, OK. I love the French fries. I go, you're speaking my language. I'm coming back. Police in San Antonio. I forgot to bring. I got a little, you know what for you. Police in San Antonio arrested a Texas man, not Ted Cruz, Thursday night after he allegedly threatened to assassinate President Donald Trump. Have you been to San Antonio, the River Walk?

I used to do a club there and it was in a mall, but it was a good club actually. Every time I'd go there, the cops would be chasing some younger fellows of a certain persuasion through the mall. Twice, I saw that twice, stealing shit. It's twice. What are the odds of that? And it was a horrible place. The gig would be Wednesday to Sunday.

I would be, picture this, folks. It's a Wednesday afternoon. The show's not until eight that night. OK? It's 102 out. You're not going to stay in your fucking room all day. I'm walking the River Walk. Nobody's out there because it's so hot.

And then that boat goes by with Taurus on it. And they're all like fucking burnt to a crisp. I'm giving them the finger from the bridge. Oh And they in that club course that club loved me have me there twice a year oh God I think of it makes me sick Daniel What's the comedian Daniel Tosh Daniel Tosh was my opening act every time I went there. Cut to him, superstar.

Me, going back to hi, is Old Navy open? I got a show, I got to get a shirt. Assassinate president. The alleged threat was made on Facebook, that's a good place to put it, where the man reportedly wrote, and I quote, "'I won't miss.'" Ha ha ha.

Oh, that dirty cogsucker. San Antonio, I I don't know what that's from but I love it I think it was from Thanksgiving this year at my house San Antonio police officers are is it getting warmer here Dallas you notice it is isn't it I don't think the fucking San Antonio police officers arrested 52 year old Robert Herrera boy does he look like the face of San Antonio everybody from San Antonio police officers arrested 52 year old Robert Herrera. Boy does he look like the face of San Antonio. Everybody from San Antonio looks like that. Little white, little Mexican, little whatever. That is San Antonio. He should be the goddamn mayor. I met a guy there, his last name was Flores at the bar. And I won't say his first name. But what did he do for me? He promoted shit.

He helped me with selling CDs. I can't remember. It was in a business fashion. And I would pay him a little bit of a, no, he would, you know, pay me for whatever I made. pay him a little bit of a no he would you know pay me for whatever I made anyways he just up and disappeared one day and he owed me money he told me like some money and I you know what and I really liked him because he was in the military and shit at the he was a vet so I I was mad but I wasn't mad because he was in the military and shit at the he was a vet so I was mad but I wasn't mad because he actually wrote me he sent me an email like not hearing from him in like a year I want

to apologize but something about drinking and my marriage went south and all that shit so I didn't forget who you is okay Mr. Flores isn't that funny though he just disappeared he was he used to send the limo for me at the fucking airport and stuff I don't know what happened hopefully he's um in Ukraine what mr. Herrera's 52 years old the threat happened that I already read this three days before the attack of the anniversary I should say that that almost killed a Trump. He says, and I quote, I won't miss, he wrote on Facebook, in response to an article posted by San Antonio news outlets coverage of the president's planned trip to Texas Hill country.

Another Facebook user replied to Herrera's threat saying, and I quote, you won't get the chance. Herrera replied to him, I'll just come for you, and included a photo of an assault rifle with a loaded magazine. What the fuck? Oh my God, a country of nutbags. How about we knock the population of the United States from 340 million down to about 210. Get about 130 of them out of here. Which ones, Nick? The ones that look crazy, they don't dress right and they sweat. One's wearing hoodies. I see kids here. It's July, Savannah, Georgia. I see young black kids, hoods up, long sleeves. Are you that dumb that you don't even understand the weather or are you hiding? Anyways, either way, not good. Shut up, cracker. All right, I'll move on. After learning of the threat threat police in San Antonio arrested Herrera who now faces

Almost an hour at a car wash doing some social He has to do some community service they say he has to organize a bake sale for the for the DACA kids for the DACA kids. How now faces federal, Herrera faces charges of threatening to assassinate the president in interstate threatening communication. Well that's how it usually works unless you're right in the same room with Trump. I'm going to fuck you up. Go ahead, try it, I tell you. If convicted, the Texas man could face up to five years playing for the Texans. Oh God, I'd rather have the death penalty

Faces up to five years in federal prison on each char. Yeah How did what are you thinking dude To me when somebody commits something that obvious they want to, he's probably been in the can before and he needs the roof over his head, he doesn't want to work, he knows he'll get a little bit of time. Although who knows? Pam Bondi, oh I didn't cover this by the way, Pam Bondi and Bongino and Cash Patel are not getting along because of how the Epstein file things were

handled. And Bongino was, he was threatening to quit. And then Trump said today or yesterday that I visited Bongino's fine, blah, blah, blah. So I don't know. But I found that a little bit shocking. Everybody's been getting along so well. And Trump loves Bondi. Who does it with a pulse

and a dick? What? You don't have to. I did. I did. I did it. That's Christopher when he's all cooked up. I'm working at a Monday pace, folks. Relax. I cooked, can't remember what, couldn't have been that good. Cooked some burgers that were half pork butt, half chuck. This guy doesn't fuck around. You hear that? And he calls that a burger. Most people call it a $50 meal. Half pork butt and half chuck. Chuck who? Chuck Zito. Magione.

Oh my. Chuck Magione. You've been into it. That sounds fabulous. Chuck and pork butt. Oh my. As they say in Goodfellas, pork, that's what the flavor is. That's what my grandfather used to say.

Oh my god. I guess I won't tell you about my grilled cheese I made out of fake cheese. What did I fucking make? Oh, it's something you'd put in a puttanesca. You know? You know the Italian word puttane? That's whore.

Puttanesca is whore's sauce, that's what it translates to. Apparently the whores made it for the sailors when they came in, they'd whatever. Italians always make up shit about this. Nah, fucking Mussolini had this when he had the fucking, whatever. Oh, putanesca is tremendous. It's usually with chicken, but you can use whatever you want.

I use pork chops. I went to Red and White. It's the black supermarket. They always have great meats. Three pink chops like that. They were boneless. And oh, mama son. Puttanesca is just, well, this recipe. But it's got anchovies in it. You start with garlic anchovies, red pepper flakes. and then they said two tablespoons, the only part of the tomato was two tablespoons, I used three, of paste. Then was there wine? I think there was wine in that. Lemon rind, capers, so it's real salty and spicy. It's got its own thing man and you throw lemon

you know what the peel one there that's what the real gins skinned the loons do and you know so you make that sign you put the chops back in and they put it in the oven oh my sister's ass was that tremendous you think it's weird I had the final pork chop for breakfast this morning. That's not reasonable. Anyways, Trump mad at Vlad. United States President, thanks for clearing that up. Who writes this shit? Obviously AI.

Donald Trump said on Sunday he will send Patriot air defense missiles to Ukraine saying they are necessary to defend the country because Russian President, Vlad Putin, excuse me, and this is Trump's quote, talks nice, but then he bombs everybody in the evening. I didn't say everybody gets bombed in the evening. Oh, they do that in Russia. They love their Stoli. That's a beautiful picture. I don't know if walk and be beautiful but I'd hang that over my mantle and I'd call it see Alice anyways but he he yeah so Trump says he's nice during the day but then Vlad bombs people at night is that what's but would you feel better if we did it one in the afternoon?

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Look at Trump here folks. Is it me or does he look skinny? He doesn't even have a belly there. And of course the tie is three inches below his nuts. It's always like he's pointing to it. It's subliminal. That was my take on that. But his face looks skinny. He looks good there. Anyway, Ukrainian President Zelensky, remember him? Comedian, term president, which means I have a shot next year, or 2028, has asked for more defensive capabilities to fend off a daily barrage of missile and drone attacks from Russia. So Russia's turning up the heat while Trump's dealing with all this other shit, thinking he's not

gonna notice. Trump did not give a number as far as how many Patriot missiles he plans to send to Ukraine, but he said the United States will be reimbursed for their cost by the European Union. Isn't't that refreshing I didn't know you could even do that every president that I've lived under if we sent that we helped them out missiles and shit they never said we want to check at the end of the you know why because it's the European Union and they got plenty of money and now they're kicking in Trump made them kicking their fair share so they know he means business Fucking European you you think we're politically correct and heading to socialism over here fucking Europe has lost its mind

Disgusting especially the UK We basically are going to send them. this is Trump, various pieces of very sophisticated military equipment. They are going to pay us 100% for that. And that's the way we want it, Trump says. Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me? I gotta come here and bust my body?

Give me the fucking money. See, he had Macron by the neck in that clip. He plans to meet NATO Secretary Mark Rutte, hell of a guy, to discuss Ukraine and other issues this week. Here's an update here. Trump vows billions of dollars in weapons for Ukraine, 100 percent tariffs on Russia, if no peace in 50 days. That was good producer work. I need you to do more of that, because I didn't know that. That's updated notes.

It's fucking great. You hear that, folks? You hear what Dallas just said? We're gonna bomb the shit out of everybody. No. Say what again, say that again. He's gonna. He's vowing millions of dollars in weapons millions with Ukraine. Yep. And 100% tariffs on Russia if no peace in 50 days. See now last time he gave a

deadline remember he said two weeks with the Israeli conflict and the next day he unloaded so you know take that for what you will Vlad. He's giving you 50 days I think he likes you so he probably does mean 50. Interesting. Interesting. And by the way all those tariffs you guys were fucking shit in your pants about brought in billions and still bringing in billions. Hate to say it, folks. He's as good a president as the rebel was. Sorry.

I know it sounds like... You know why? Because apparently, and a lot of people have been saying this for years, this country calls for a businessman because it's a fucking corporation. It's a dangerous situation. So if lads get 50 days, what's today? All-Star break? This is how I mark time with sporting events. Is Home Run Derby tonight? It's gotta be. Wanna see a bunch of steroid gorillas fucking hitting balls deep into the night. Maybe it's tomorrow. I don't know. I'm gay. I don't watch sports. So, but the only thing about this, you know, you remember Trump and say we're not going to get involved in any, he's not

a wartime president. That sounds like a line out of The Godfather. Sonny yelling at Tom, if I only had a wartime concierge, I't be in this mess I'm sorry Tommy mom made some dinner I forgot the part of that Joe pop had Jenko and this is what I got Jenko was the fuck that can't see every fit I know the movie folks I'm very Gracie and remember I'm more Irish than Italian that's what the that's when I stopped believing in 23 and me and fucking saliva.com and all that other shit I don't even know how my sister got a sample I think she stuck a q-tip in my asshole I was taking a nap during the football game on Thanksgiving do you know that 23 me and all that shit you know that's helping solve murders and

all kinds of shit because of the forensics and They lay out the trees. It's unbelievable man crazy But again, don't tell me I'm not 90% Italian Speaking of 90% Italian this guy's not but you know what folks before I do that It's so funny. That's how bad my memory is Dallas. I look down at this before I ask you the last question I go oh. We're putting dates up? No. All right. Nicktip.com. We can stop putting them up again because you know. Because I don't know them off the top of my head. Oh my God. This guy is terrific, isn't he? August 8th and 9th, my old haunt side split

is in Tampa. Let me tell you something, this is one of the best, my whole career, Bobby Jewell didn't want to give me the money I wanted that all the other clubs are giving me. You bastard, I hope you're watching, you motherfucker. And he's a funny guy, fucking loves his tea, you know what I'm saying. Moola moly. He wouldn't give me, yeah. And then I finally did it 20 years into my career or whatever and it turns out to be one of the best clubs, one of my favorite clubs because you go there and it's all New York and Boston people.

And I usually sell out and make decent dore me. That's all I'm asking for. I might even drive it, you know. So that's any other ones September 19th and 20th wise guy Salt Lake City Utah I think that's a Friday and a Saturday I've been doing crowd of the two days before on that Thursday night I'm gonna do hyenas in Dallas to make up for the the confusion that went on as far as that booking so it'll be hyenas in Dallas to make up for the confusion that went on as far as that booking. So it'll be hyenas on the 18th I think Thursday, September 19th, Wise Guys, Salt Lake City and the 20th Salt Lake City. And Wise Guys, I don't know

which one I'm doing but it was the best crowd I've had in years. Man, is that it? Oh god damn it. October 3rd, Arlington draft house, another fun joint, Arlington, Virginia. That place has seats. They're like car seats. I'm not kidding you. The front row, they took like car seats out of something. They look like recliners. It's the only place I've ever, when somebody wanted to heckle me, they had to pull the handle. Fucking next. Oh, another one? What am I, a slave? Oh, Christ, Zanies. Nashville, October 16th. A lot of people are already calling me about that one. Boy, Nashville's popular. Elvis' wife called the live one said let me tell you also go to Nick dip dot

con go to the merchandise page we got all kinds of hats t-shirts hash brownies Nick DiPaolo crack pipes and canoes Nick DiPaolo canoes are coming out soon Nick dip dot com that's how you support the show all right let's right, let's move on. Let's move on to the next story. Chuck turned. Hammer, Homan's next. Says West Coast Stupid. Did you scroll past Homan? I didn't touch anything, but maybe I did. Nothing was running. Hold on. So Homan says just a title, video, it might have easily scrolled past because it's just

a video of him talking at Turning Point. Oh, all right, all right. Yeah, I found a clip of Tom Holman. He was at, you know, at Turning Point, I think USA, Charlie Kirk's thing. Is it Charlie Kirk? No, Nick, it's Dave. So, Holman's there. He's kind of like Rodney Dangerfield, who's a constipated Rodney. I'll tell you, these Mexicans are tough. I'm all right now, but last week I was in rough shape, you know? I know I'm not a pretty guy. I went to my proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth. I'll tell you.

Tom Holman, yeah, they had him speaking at Turning Point USA. Boy, Charlie Kirk's a little bit of a genius. He put that thing together for years, going to colleges, and excuse me, talking and educating idiot libs and and and he'd go right into the belly of the beast Steven Crowdy does it too goes on campus and just but this guy'll do it you know in a hall with a thousand people and just just fucking lay it out the way it is so this was a friendly audience this wasn't one of those deals but Holman was there to speak and some guy is going to heckle him, we'll play the video, then Holman goes in to kind of stand up comedian, let me handle the heckler, kind of Nick DePala

mode only with not very original comebacks, but for a border czar, he did pretty good, watch. for a border czar he did pretty good watch here's barry are you an MS-13 member hey that's okay that's okay I got a question no no no I got a question for you why don't you come up here and hand me that picture bring it bring it Come up here and hand me that picture. Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!

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I like his timing and speech. I guarantee you he sits down to pee. Oh that was unnecessary. Guarantee. that was unnecessary. He started to get into it. Man, he kept going. You could fuck a Cheerio without breaking it. These are all the ones we used as open micers. That was beautiful though. I love the fact that he goes 13 minutes and 52nd. He's waiting for the light like at a comedy club. Are you giving me the light already?

At least he doesn't have to do the check spot. Anyways, I thought, home and it's so funny because I watch The Five because Gut Fell is on it and sometimes he uses my stuff that i give him for his later show on the five of drop a few and uh... working uh... harold ford jr who's a democrat is very nice guy and shit but he's a guy who always says both sides do it that's his answer to everything uh... but he doesn't like home and he goes he's too much mcclain eastwood exactly like to much of it

uh... hate i know you just don't get it Harold do you anyways that's enough for that let's move on everybody knows you never go full retard apparently not everybody knows and our West Coast stupid seems to be a lot of that going around lately have you been watching them like over the week on the clips of them getting an ice's face and and and and all this shit And I said it I'm gonna keep saying it right after Trump Took the you know back went back into the White House in January and I saw the response of the Democrats not to say yeah We have to give in a little move to this they double down on stupid

Going to Newark and charging those ice guys and rumbling with them, actual politicians. I go, holy shit, that sets a great example for the nitwits, number one. And shit like this that I'm going to get to, what Newsom posted on X about JD Vance and his fans, that's the shit that next time somebody gets shot, the blood's on your hand. It already is on your hands. You're so fucking stupid. Protesters, even California governor Gavin Newsom targeted Vice President J.D. Vance

as he visited Disneyland with his family this weekend. So this dickweed honest to God Somebody's gonna come up with a plan This dickweed I don't even know what these people's motive. I I do know other than that. They hate this country the way it is. I Don't know like apparently there's something called monarch thinking and People like him are brought up to be the person he is today again a lot of MK ultra shit They go to certain schools. They're raised to believe a certain shit. It's creepy

It's friggin creepy if you read into it. This guy's like again. He reminds me Al Pacino and the advocate. He's the fucking devil anyway sharing a video, Governor Newsom shared a video of Vance with his family. That's kind of irresponsible right there at Southern California theme park. Newsom writes, hope you enjoy your family time at JDB. The families you're tearing apart certainly won't. Because they can't afford it. Yeah, there you go. That was Dallas had a good one right there.

Are you fucking exactly standing alive for 19 hours for Space Mountain, your kids throwing up? I wouldn't. Let me tell you, if I had kids, I'd never see fucking Disneyland. I'd bring them to, you know where, Michael Jackson's house. Get on that fucking roller coaster. Pick you

up at five. Why are you limping, Timmy? But here's JD Vance with his family. And again, picture them doing this to Obama or to anybody else. Kamala Harris is at the fucking Bennigan's again doing shots at FadWall. Here you go. Here's JD Vance. He's trying to have some family time. Listen, that's me playing piano because the clip was boring. Did I tell you I'm picking up piano? What do you think? I'm doing sound effects too. Okay, the guy's trying to have some family time. Now he, he, I guess he slapped back at Newsom. I didn't read it. You don't have that, do you? Yeah, he just said, uh, yeah, thanks. Huh? Thanks. Had a great time. Oh, that's it. He didn't go. I bet you sit down when you pee. You know why he didn't

everybody knows that fucking asshole. Can you imagine they don't have a life. The left doesn't have a life. Everybody doesn't have a life everybody knows this Like it's a weekend. There were 150 people there knowing JD Vance to protest on a fucking Saturday Was it whatever you don't have something better to do you guys are just fucking you live empty shallow lives Your politics is all you have because nobody really likes you Turned iris nobody really likes you. Turn to Iris here. Nobody likes you. I love you. Protests were also held in Anaheim. Really? With all those tents and homeless? You could find a spot?

Fucking shithole. While the vice president, by the way, Anaheim is beautiful when I went down there in the 90s, while the Vice President was in Southern California where a number of immigration raids have taken place in recent months. You know why? It's where the illegals are. It's like when they ask what's his name, why do you rob banks? It's where the money is.

Why do you deport illegals in California? On Saturday a small crowd of midgets also gathered at Grand California Hotel adjacent to the park where Vance is believed to be staying. Oh, that's great. They know where he's staying. Let's fucking start doxxing the... Hokel. Somebody...

I'll give you $100 if you follow Hokel around. I'm just picking one. Pelosi, grab one that you hate. Just tell us where they are and I'll report it every morning. Okay? Okay. Some of the protestors waved Mexican flags. Isn't that interesting?

They're waving the flag of the country that they fled from because it's such a shithole and they come here and hold up their flag saying, you know, that's because their ultimate wet dream. They think they're going gonna take it back over or whatever they don't understand that all of history that's how countries came about yes sir yeah exactly Mexico every time I read about it other than the resort place it sounds like a real shithole I'd rather hang out in India and get diarrhea under one of those phone wires. Every time I see India it's a bunch of shitty, they look like apartments and there's all phone wires in, oh my god, just be thankful you live here. Vance's visit to Disneyland, oh wait a minute I wanted to Trump, uh, what was I talking about Mexicans? They're bringing drugs, oh no,

they're bringing crime, they're bringing weed whackers, bringing drugs. Oh no. They're bringing crime. They're bringing weed whackers. And some are using edgers. And leaf blowers. And leaf blowers. Ones with the engines that they built. Anything louder than a fucking leaf blower? Holy shit.

Oh my god. Put a governor on that thing. That's what they used to say. Isn't that how you keep your car quiet? The guy across the street has somebody come. It vibrates my chest and I'm expecting to look out there and see 18 jackhammers and it's visit to Disneyland with his wife, Usha, or Usha? Usha, she's beautiful by the way, and at least two of their children as a private visit and not a political one.

The visit came one day after two major ice raids on farms in Ventura County with around 200 suspected undocumented immigrants detained by federal agents. And if you had a problem with that, you're against law and order and it's just fucking insane to me. And I really think we're edging towards civil war because somebody's going to get shot. I don't know who somebody fighting ice an ice guy an ice guy might get shot or whatever all hell is gonna break loose again let California have their own thing can we just build a wall along California's east border let them have it they've been like that forever you know in the 50s they fucking hate Ashbury and not hate Ashbury folks.

HATE. H-A-I-G-H-T. I think I got it right. Not H-A-T-E the good kind. Alright, move ahead ass. There are white niggas. Oh, the language. I haven't seen a lot of white niggas in my time. Have ya? Quit hanging out with Eminem.

In our reverse the race segment tonight, the father of an NFL player's Amon Ra. That's his name. Amon Ray St. Brown. he's a great receiver, right? That's the one for the Lions. Tremendous receiver. And his, he's got a brother, Equinemius. Let me spell this for you, folks. I think the doctor gave me this when I had an STD. E-Q-U-A-N-I-M-E-O-U-S.

Equinemius. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha St. Brown drew backlash on Sunday as a resurfaced clip about his take, oh he's the dad, his take on developing athletes went viral. John Brown, a former bodybuilder, appeared on his son's podcast, oh wait, is John Brown the father? It's very hard with the black families to figure out. John Brown, a former bodybuilder, appeared on his son's podcast and those are the players. The sons, plural, have the podcast. One of them plays in College Division One and the other one's are all fucking, you know, all world for the NFL, the Lions. Podcast last year,

it happened last year but it resurfaced, talked about his response when people asked him about how he was able to get his sons into the NFL and another one to play top-tier collegiate football and so the sons said ask him the question that people ask him a lot and here's the exchange what the dad says I'll give you my take on it I don't know if you'll be surprised or not but go ahead. What's the question that they ask you most about how you got three kids building one and two in the NFL? Look how little he is.

They want to know in general how I did it. I believe in breeding. Look at you, good athlete, good athlete. I'm black, mom's white. Now I don't step on it once, you can't keep stepping on it. Pause. Let me translate for you un-hip people. It's like stepping on coke. You buy pure coke, they call it stepping on it. Pause! Let me translate for you unhip people. It's like stepping on coke.

You buy pure coke, they call it stepping on it where you mix it with other shit so you can sell more of it, right? But you weaken it. Same with coffee, you put cream, you're cutting it with cream, the coffee, it's not as black. I loved what he said! The way he said it, I done stepped on it once.

Meaning he married a white book he's a good-looking guy by the way for guys get to kids at all but that brother bed you'll mess it up you can you can keep cutting it can't you cut even the sun's a laughing you you look like a brutal have a fight for a chance if i could have a look at ours so he goes you in brooklyn that's the kids wife

this happened she i guess by racial he calls the stock at the check-ups Pause. So he goes, you and Brooklyn, that's the kid's wife, is happening, she's I guess biracial. He goes, so you still got a chance. Ah, go ahead dad, lay it out. You can't keep cutting it. You gotta be careful, you can't just keep cutting it. You gotta think about that, you know what I mean? No. The kids are laughing.

If I'm black, I got the black gold running through my veins. Black gold. I'm just gonna find the right person to mate with. Texas T. Right? And if I'm white, I'm saying let me get one of these brothers around here. Pause. He just said if you're a white woman, let me get one of these brothers around here.

If you want to raise athletes, go ahead. You want to have athletes. If you don't want to have athletes, you just go there and spread your seed wherever. So why'd you cut it once with us? Because you could. I knew I didn't cut it once. Because he's gold. I got the black gold in in me and mama got that big chin and big toes I said look ain't nothing wrong with a big toe woman

big chin who says a big chin Ma's, mom got a big chin and big toes ain't nothing wrong with a big toe woman the sons are laughing at their dad fucking crap and he's funny go ahead you gotta think of this stuff. Some guys don't think of it until later. They go, like I'm standing at Pop Warner, you wouldn't know it. You're on the field and one of you guys on the field playing.

And I was talking to a guy, told him this story. He goes, you were thinking about that, John? I go, yeah, you weren't? He goes, hell no. Like, I'm at Hugh's Little, the wife is little, kids are little, everybody's little. It's over? Little, little, little. Chicken little. Little, little, kids are little, everybody's little. It's over? Little, little, little. Chicken little.

Little, little, little. Is it because we're black? Let me tell you something. In my take on it, that was all true. I mean, I don't know if people think like that but I'm just saying if you're a white woman and have a biracial kid with a black whatever he's a better chance he's gonna be a better athlete. There's just some things that are fact folks. If you want your kid to be a scientist you marry a chink broad. Don't

say it like that. A Chinese lady. But this is truth to all that. You know? I think we've established one truth. They are physically and athletically dominant. No doubt about it. So I, which is so funny, I love it. Those are the conversations we used to have on Tough Crowd with Patrice O'Neill and Keith Robinson and shit. And my point of this whole thing is, and I've said it before on the show, until white people can talk that honestly,

like a white guy can say, I'm not, if I want to raise a scientist, I'm not marrying a black person. And I know you're gonna go, that's fucking, I know there are, trust me, I've met plenty of black people smarter than me But that's not the point But then I read in the comments

After this post of that clip of him and there's a black guy go we definitely are a physically Dominant and white people just say they're smarter because that's all they have but there's no proof of that. I Had to fire back on X. I go really? Show me white people that are still running around in loincloths, okay, with no running water or electric, living in mud huts because they still exist in Africa. So please shut the fuck up. And there was a book, the bell curve, very controversial that covered this subject as far as IQ and whatever. And white people aren't even the smartest. I think it's the Asians or the Indians. And the, I can never say this right, Ashkenazi Jews, they make up like 10% of the Jews. They're at the top.

And I believe that. But there were none in my class, that's why I got a D. Ashkenazi, that's what it is. I think Gutfeld said he's 1% of that, so I bust his balls any chance I get. But I have no problem with that. My problem is the double standard, where people, if you ever said that, like Jimmy the Greek brought it up

back in the 70s, he was a famous guy on NFL today. He was the guy he was the gambler He had the poor anyways They interviewed him one night with a few drinks in him at a restaurant sitting around the other play and he said that well the black Athlete's better because of breeding selective breeding. We never saw him again might as well been Jimmy Harper So I'm just saying you know let white people have that type of freedom and I had no problem with what he said. That's it for today, ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls, tune in again tomorrow, live line up, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern time, Tim Poole, Crowder, all these heavy hitters. I see Russell Brand there. I don't know if he's still in the mix or not And you know me of course your humble correspondent at 6 p.m.

East in time so It's a it really is it's a killer lineup if you want news not just news you know laugh a little and educate and entertain and If you don't like your wife, you can just sit there and watch it all day. Anyways, anything else? That's it, folks.

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