The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump & Mamdani Makeout Session | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1821
Episode Date: November 25, 2025In this episode, Nick talks about The Slender Man Stabber Escapes, More Airport Nonsense, Trump & Mamdani, Black Criminal Sets Woman on Fire, Missing HS Coach, Elissa Slotkin an Idiot and a Tran...s Cheerleader Out! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets - https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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A, she was a hooer.
B, she was a hooer.
Thought I'd start off with some holiday cheer.
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Today I'll be talking about,
you remember that Slender Man thing
that the kids were free?
out over on the internet and some girls actually believed that was a real person and killed one of their friends.
Remember that? Only shit that could happen in America. We'll talk about her.
More airport baloney. Some other chick, you know, who's got a sea cup, so she thinks she wants her 15 minutes of fame.
And she thinks that like, I don't know, Tiger Woods will see her and put her in a video. I don't know.
Tromp and Man Donnie got a hotel room and banged each other.
That was that a fucking joke.
And, you know, another black guy.
He didn't stab a white woman to death.
He lit her on fire this time on a subway in Chicago.
So we'll chat about that.
We finally found out who the victim was.
And I'll tell you why that was.
If you're a fan of mine, you probably already figured out yourselves.
Hey, little sad news to get out of the way.
My wife Andy's brother-in-law, Joe Lambo, had a massive heart attack.
60 years old on Friday morning and fought for his life for two days, two different hospitals,
trying to keep them alive.
They put him in induced coma.
You know, his kidney started to fail.
They were trying to keep those going.
And just a good, hardworking family guy.
He was a, you know, a little bit of a wild guy.
And when he was younger, Waterbury, Connecticut area, as Italian as they.
come and just a hardworking, the definition of blue collar.
He was sort of like an Italian archie bunker, and I know you're going, that's you.
Yeah, I know.
He was like more than me as far as hating political corrector and just worked his ass off.
Even when he worked and retired, he got another job, you know, he was a heavy smoker,
so you can't count that out, but that's got another, I mean, 60 years old.
and yeah, Andy was very upset and it's hard, man, she's been through a lot.
I started counting.
In the last 11 years, she's lost her mother, her father, her brother, two cousins,
and not by natural causes either.
Who am I forgetting?
Her sister, just found out her sister has breast cancer three weeks ago.
I'm forgetting one in there
the two cousins
anyways
never stops
it's just
and it's just a good
hard working dude you know
and that's when I get all fuzzy on God
because I don't know what the
it's when I get confused
but I just keep my mouth shut
so say a prayer for their family
and his wife Lorraine
my sister-in-law is just one of these
She teaches underprivileged children.
She took care of her, Andy's dad,
because she was only up, living up near him and working while he was dying.
Just one of these, always in a good mood, bubbly.
Just like it reminds me my aunt, like a saint, like a friggin saint.
And she gets there, you know, this is her reward.
It's coming for all of us.
You know, you never know what order and shit.
Um, anyhow.
So I just wanted to get that out of the way.
And, uh, we're praying for that family.
Uh, what the hell else?
Patriots, what, 10th in a row?
They're 10 and 2.
They're 10 and 2.
They're the best team in the frigging league right now.
If the playoffs started today, I think they would have, uh,
home field advantage throughout like the Brady days.
This is insane.
Um, yeah, they face Cincinnati.
They got by.
They didn't cover.
I got to, let me tell you something, that pool of 120 people in it.
And I have, you know, I have like 10 family members and friends.
I swear to God I am last out of that 15 people.
It's insane.
I won this whole thing a few years ago.
I couldn't pick my ass with a backhoe this year.
Holy shit.
And this is how I'm losing my mind.
I'm sitting last night watching the game, after I watched the Bruins.
I'm watching the Sunday night game
thinking I had the Rams
and they're smoking whoever they play
and I'm like, yeah, I got this one
and I fucking look at it. No, I picked
fucking other side.
Yes, and it happened at a 4 o'clock game.
I forget who, Steelers?
I don't know who it was. I'm like, I got this one
in the bag, I go, what?
What? What?
Oh, it's so, I'm so glad I don't gamble.
Horrible.
Maybe I should start.
What are the girls?
Thanksgiving coming up, folks.
I don't know what the plans like.
I don't know when my wife's brother-in-law is going to be buried.
The services, it's up in Connecticut, so I'll keep you abreast.
Speaking of breast, Thanksgiving.
Coming up.
I was up to like 1.30 watching turkey recipes on YouTube.
And I like to mix it up every once in a while.
you know. But I found
with Gordon Ramsey that I
really like. He was just jamming everything in the
fucking 8 pounds of butter under the
skin compound butter with
all this fucking, then they
smear it, you know.
And my wife, God bless her. I said,
don't come home with a 15 pound turkey
that you and I will be eating
leftovers till July.
You know, I go,
you know, and she
came home of the fucking 10 pounder.
That's like a big chicken.
perfect. We have
two people coming over.
And, yeah.
What the hell am I making
out? The same shit.
Anyways.
The Lions just played Sunday. Now, they're playing Thursday.
How the fuck is that fair?
You guys understand?
Even in high school, when you
got done a game on Saturday, you were sore
until Thursday.
Never mind college. And then the fucking pros.
Not that they bang heads
all week, but Jesus.
It's a lot of preparation.
They almost got beat by the Giants.
That's what I'm watching, going, what the fuck?
And the Giants, a couple minutes left, they can either,
they're down on the five-yard line of the Lions,
a couple minutes left in the game, they're up by six.
They can either, oh, they're up by three,
I can't remember, yeah, they're up by three.
They can either go in for the touchdown,
and that ends it, pretty much, you know.
And, or they can, what the fuck did they do?
Yeah, so they tried to go for it and they didn't get it.
They tried to put the lines out of their misery.
They didn't get it.
Now, what happens?
Lines of a great kicker, like everybody else.
These guys make these things from 50 like they're 20 now.
Sure enough, I think this guy came in for 59 yard.
That's still a boot.
59 or 50, whatever.
Poor Giants, right?
Fucking guy here.
It's it.
It goes into overtime.
They fire the defensive coordinator today.
Because that's about the fourth game that they've imploded in the last few minutes.
Yeah, the program is a dumpster fire.
Dude, I'll say it again.
When the season started, I'm saying this can't be another season with a giant.
Not that I give a fuck, the Giants and the Jets, two franchises in one city.
And for the last, I don't know, eight years, I swear to God, they have six wins between
them. This year, once again, jets have two, I think. Giants have two. Let's call it a microcosm
of New York City. Yes, everything. I'm sure that that'll change with Mandami. He'll be complaining
that, you know, they're throwing to one receiver too much you're supposed to distribute the wealth.
That'll be his beef. So, you know, they fired the head coach last week. I don't get it, man.
because they like sort of a proud franchise
has been around forever.
Not that I give a chat.
Anything else I wanted to cover?
That's about it.
Let's get to it.
And again, remember the new format.
I have a couple political ones buried in there,
but it's not, you know,
trying to give us a rest from this shit.
Morgan's missing.
Who? Morgan.
One of the slender man stabbers
who, they say that
like everybody would know what they're talking about.
this article. There was a
fucking internet thing, a little
almost like a stick figure that
the kids were bowing down to
and taking his orders
like he was real.
Excuse me.
And so anyways,
one of the slender man stabbers
who viciously ambushed and hacked
a classmate when she was
12 years old in an effort to please
it says hacked. She stabbed her at death.
To please a made-up
internet boogeyman.
Anyway, she has vanished and the cops are now hunting her.
Morgan Geiser, another piece of ass, 23, cut off her ankle monitor and escaped from the group home where she was living.
I don't know.
You stab somebody to death.
I don't know.
I think you should be in a cage the rest of your life.
Not a group home.
And she's currently on the run, according to cops and Madison.
her whereabouts are unknown as of Sunday morning police said a geyser or geyser along with her friend
Anissa Ware lured a fellow sixth grade girl into a walkisha at Wisconsin Park in 2014 and they
stabbed her 19 times little fucking devil you almost can't even blame that on the parents
when they're that young she came out fucking evil but that shows you the power and the sway
that the internet has and you wonder why people still vote Democrat. Matter of fact, she should
join up with a DNC that make her the fucking replace Pelosi. Here's a video of something.
Reminds me of a prom at the holiday inn. Who's that Janet Lee? What am I asking you for?
I think that's who it is. I don't know. She's kind of hot in her day. The attack was an effort
to impress Slender Man. I'll tell you who's.
they weren't. That's Slender Man. As you can see, Slender Man looks like an insect with a human head.
Or it looks like the, it looks like the Lake's next draft pick out of Kentucky.
To impress that person, they slaughter their own classmate. At 12 years of age?
The victim's parents, they're going to be just ruined. A supernatural character that rose to
viral prominence on the internet forums. It was late.
the subject of a 2018 horror movie so no they're ignorant that's ignorant
miraculously the victim survived the oh I thought she died horrifying assault
crawling her way to safety until she was found by a passing bicyclist Geiser
as a 15 year old pleaded guilty to attempted first-degree murder in a deal that
would see her put in a mental institution instead of serving jail time because she
was a minor, whatever the fuck, and you should change that law right now because there's
12-year-old black kids in the city shooting people and fucking getting to war.
I have never read so many stories lately that have convinced me that are the Alvin Braggs
of the world and the Democrats in the left are literally sicking murderers on you.
That's not an exaggeration.
I watched the clip last night.
I should have put it on the show.
I was too lazy.
Black kids doing that thing with their fucking, you know, they were their, with their,
with their cars doing spinning out and shit in some suburban neighborhood in New York.
I forget which one.
Then like 400, like, I don't know, 100 of them show up all dressed in black.
And there's a guy on the fucking, his front lawn with a bat because they've done it before, I guess.
Telling them to get the fuck out of it.
They attack him with no repercussions.
Do you understand?
That's the key.
No fucking accountability.
Of course they're going to do it again.
What the fuck?
honest to God, it's creepy.
I read other stories this weekend.
Murder is back on the street.
I think we're doing another one.
She spent seven years in the Winnebago mental health.
Wow, they put her in a Winnebago.
It was a moving mental health institute.
It came to your house to pick,
bring out your cuckoo before a judge
ordered her release in January.
You're crazy!
I'm not crazy.
I just don't give a fuck.
Now, why isn't that judge?
in front of a judge.
I don't want her in front of a judge.
I want in front of a firing squad.
If that's my kid, she's dead.
I don't give a fuck.
I've been watching Tulsa King.
I'm all fired up for violence.
Hey, watch Tulsa King.
It is very predictable.
Some of the writing's bad.
Some's good.
Take it for what it is.
It's fucking entertaining.
Just staring at Stallone's face alone
is so compelling.
It's this kind of, is that
PC angle to it because, you know,
Stallone's a mob guy from
New York. He's out in Tulsa and he's
surrounded by this makeup. He just brought a bunch
of people, random people. One's a young
black guy. One's a white kid who's good with
computers. You know, they got it
all fucking covered. But
it's, like I said, it's violent and
it's Stallone. It's
fun. Just take it for what it is. Anyways,
back to the story. In August,
a group facility in Sun Prairie
decided against admitting her.
Okay, in Nut House. A group home
waived, they didn't want the negative publicity.
However, police
confirmed to
WMTV that Geyser was
staying at a group home in Madison.
She was last seen around 8 p.m. Saturday
with an adult acquaintance.
Well, Jesus, cops,
how much of a tip do you need?
She was seen at 8 p.m. on a Saturday
with somebody, so you must know where that is.
I don't know. Follow the fucking
cookie crumbs.
Follow the tampon strings.
Your son's up.
Bitches?
Imagine you lose a kid because her friend, what is that?
I'd like to have that kind of sway over people.
What would you do with it?
Oh, I don't know.
I'd buy a sock.
Oh, that's the other thing, Dallas.
I met boomies where I hang out to watch college football on Saturdays.
There's like five TVs.
The last one has a soccer game on it.
But here's what took the wind out of me.
I looked down there.
and there's five guys
and they, I'm not talking five nerds
or college or new gen.
Five guys are a little younger than me, probably.
I was going to say in their 40s.
That's a lot younger than me.
No, some of them were in their 50s
with trucker hat. These are Georgia guys
watching the fucking soccer game
and they didn't have money on it.
They were watching it.
I went, oh my, really,
it almost, I had a lump in my throat.
What the fuck? I'm in Georgia.
The college
football mecca of the world.
And these fuckers are watching that,
biting their nails, like, they own part
of the, I couldn't fucking believe it.
And
the bartenders from Philly, this guy,
a fancy young kid.
And I mentioned
I don't know how we get on the topic. I go,
fucking son. I said, yeah, I
played football up at Maine.
We started talking about. He goes, yeah,
I guess something like, oh, that's
adorable. They have a football team up there and shit.
And I go, yeah.
They do.
And so I see him go back down there and start watching a soccer.
I go, you watch that?
He goes, I played it and called.
I said, you were making fun of me for playing football at Maine, and you're gay?
And he fucking laughed.
You know, we both laughed.
I go, holy shit, how dare you?
I walked on to a one or an FCS, they call it,
one AA program and earned the scholarship.
Only because I fucking blew up my shirt.
shoulders in high school, I probably would have got one.
I said, you fucking blade it
and you admit it?
And then he was watching a game and I'd go, kick the ball,
Timmy, kick it! He started laughing his balls.
That made me so sad to
I'm in Georgia. These guys look
like Georgia guys. Fuck.
You know why they probably, I don't know.
There's no excuse. Anyways.
I was going to kind of
protect him. Anyways, what's the title list?
Attention starving, twat. What's the rest of it?
Arrest.
A rest.
Do.
A screaming Southwest passenger has gone viral after a video showed her
spectacular public meltdown after learning that her flight was
delayed and overbooked.
He's a little whore and a little piece of trash.
Well, she is.
Dress the way we like girls to dress at the airport.
The unknown young woman was filmed.
Oh, she was unknown.
See, that's the problem right there.
That's the key.
We live in America.
Everybody has to be known, whether it be for 15 minutes,
but 40 years for three seconds.
The unknown young woman was filmed
breaking down in tears and demanding that staff
be fired during the showdown
at a Denver International Airport.
First of all, rule number one,
if you want to fucking demand people be fired,
you can't be wearing sweats in a fucking jogging bra,
you dink.
as filmed and posted on TikTok on Friday
by user Taylor Greboys.
We'll take a look at the footage
and I will give you my take on it
and it's pretty, you might even have the same
goddamn take, but all I'm saying is
I spend a lot of time in airports.
I've been waiting for this moment
so I can slap the phone out of her hand
because everybody at this point in the airport
hates its towards guts.
If you ran a binder and blindsided it,
you would get a round of applause.
I'm telling you.
Let's take a look at El Horo.
You guys?
You guys?
You guys?
Now, record me!
How dare you treat me this way?
How dare you?
Who are you?
Why is our blameless?
Why are not being boring?
Can you tell me that I can't for now?
Because I question why.
No, shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Be one for 30.
You're shaking.
I'm gonna get you hired because this is not okay.
This is not okay.
I ask you why is our plane not boarding?
And you told me that I'm kicked off
because you have a full flight
and you need to get the seat to someone else?
Yeah, that's what I said.
Show us your tits. Make a sandwich.
Where are they?
Shut up!
See? The crowd doesn't have the balls.
applaud.
All that was, folks, that was her
going, hey, remember that girl
on the plane that freaked out
and became famous for five minutes?
She's like, that motherfucker is not
real. At least that woman was good looking.
You know what I mean?
And she was on talk shows, and she was
a business woman. She
fucking legitimate snapper.
That's all she's trying to do.
That's all she's trying. Probably had two
drinks at the fucking bar.
And, uh,
And I'll give her this much.
They really should change the policy as far as once you buy a ticket, you have a seat.
Every once in a while this can happen, they'll bump you.
And I don't know how legally that works.
And it would infuriate me.
But I'd just sit there and I'd fume and wait until I get home and I'd take it out of my dog.
Five pounds.
Kick it right across the kitchen like a fucking soccer ball.
That's right.
I play soccer with my dog.
That's where it belongs in my kitchen.
It's a fag sport for fags.
The woman also demanded that someone
come and get her fired,
and she said she was going to sue the employee.
The bizarre scene was triggered
after the plane was late,
and then the passenger was reportedly denied boarding
because the flight was full.
Yeah, but I have a...
But again, she wants to be famous.
We've said this,
saw many times on the show. You see
like she's not even fucking good like. I mean, you see
these really hot broads. And it's dressed
like that. And I said,
they pretend to, they come up with any excuse
to make a video. Like we had, one girl
was showing us how to paint a fucking garage door
like in her bikini.
This old whore.
Anyways,
they oversell the flight in anticipation of
predicted no shows, which is, you know,
only the airline can get away with something like it.
It reportedly took 30 minutes for airport security to arrive and lead the woman away.
30 minutes.
Thank God it was an Ahmed with a mask on in a fucking AR.
30 minutes.
I had to smoke a cigarette.
I was a craving one.
I don't know.
Airport security to arrive and lead the woman away to chairs from fellow passengers.
Grabboys said that in the comments.
She said, Grabboys went to check on the airplane employee who was visibly upset after being screamed at.
she wrote in the comments.
She had tears in her eyes.
Well, she ought to toughen up, too.
Jesus, you cry when a stranger yells at you?
She had tears in her eyes.
I used to get a wooden spoon off the head.
My mother would break up the spoon,
and I remember the day she stopped doing it.
I didn't want to go to church or some shit,
and she fucking went to crack me.
I put it up and broke on my forearm.
I was lifting weights at that time.
That was that.
But I'll tell you what doesn't break your dad's belt.
Anyways, she had tears in her eyes
when I went over to check on her afterwards.
I felt so bad. Well, aren't you
virtuous?
Commenters had little sympathy for the screaming woman's
plight. Yeah, well, why didn't they do
something about it? Why didn't some guy stand
up and go, sit the fuck down?
Has this lady
never experienced a delay of
any sort? Somebody wrote, oh, what a tough
comment. Of any sort?
That's more than a delay.
But once again, that's
about her getting her 15 minutes, and she got
I'm talking about it.
I'm sure all the other
shows are talking about it.
I'm sure they'll cover it with
Lester Holt on NBC tonight.
He's gone.
He's gone.
The airport, huh?
What a place.
People just tend to...
And that's where you should be at your best, by the way.
And people love to bring their worst.
I don't complain about the women
wearing Lulu lemons.
I don't give it a fuck.
But the problem is
is women that weigh 370.
They don't have
a camel's toll. They have a Jurassic Park foot.
Know what I'm saying?
Let's move on to
Trump and Mandani. Have a
makeout session at the White House
this weekend. I think it was Friday.
Donald Trump in New York City
mayor-elect Zoran
Mahadani.
Zoran Mandani.
Hey, where are you?
Al-A-Barrs-Barr!
He came into the Oval Office yelling that.
Trump said, I cut the shit.
Oval Office meeting,
turned into a surprise love fest between the two New Yorkers.
Both of them got chlamydia.
Trump got the worst if it's some type of fucking Pakistani chlamydia.
The guys get that from the goats over there.
Lily drug companies working on something for it.
I think it's called Benekskeda.
Can you make up more drugs, by the way?
They're making shit up.
These drug commercials on every three seconds.
Sky Rizzy.
What the fuck is that?
An Italian Sky?
Yeah, yo, Sky Rizzi in the house, niggis!
Let's take a look at a video of these two charming bastards.
That's the music they play when he came in.
We had a meeting today that actually surprised me.
He wants to see no crime.
He wants to see housing being built.
Pause.
So a guy, a mayor-elect of New York City,
actually said he wants to see no crime and property.
being built. Wow. How fucking, how
legendary, how novice.
I love you for helping me to construct
of my life. Not a tavern, but a tavern.
Not a tavern, but a mosque.
All right, let them play.
Coming down, all things that I agree with. Now, we may
disagree how we get there. So much of the focus of our campaign has been on the
cost of living crisis. And when we ask those New York
who had voted for the president when we saw an increase in his numbers in New York City
that came back to the same issue. Cost of living, cost of living, cost of living.
He said a lot of my voters actually voted for him.
One in ten. And I'm okay with that.
He's lying.
Interesting conversation and some of his ideas really are the same ideas that I have.
I think he's going to be, I think he is going to surprise some conservative people, actually.
And some very liberal people, he won't surprise it because they already like him.
Just days ago, you referred to President Trump as a despot who betrayed the country.
He said he would be his worst nightmare and accused of having a fascist agenda.
Are you claiming to retract any of these remarks in order to improve the relationship?
I think both President Trump and I, we are very clear about our positions and our views.
And what I really appreciate about the president is the meeting that we had focused not on places of disagreement, which there are, many, and also focus.
Pause.
So you dodge the real questions when you met.
when you met.
You dodged the real problems.
And that's what the meeting should be for
to talk about that.
Why talk about shit you agree on?
You silly goose.
And you know Trump's setting him up.
I see Trump is a giant mousetrap
and this rat stand the next to him.
Trump has already got,
he's playing fucking chess.
So-called Mr. Dummy Trump.
The fucking, he already called him
a fascist since then.
Mondami.
This was so.
seconding. Go ahead. The shared purpose that we have in serving New Yorkers. And frankly,
that is something that could transform the lives of the eight and a half million people who are
currently struggling under a cost of living crisis with one and four living in poverty. And the
meeting came back again and again to what it could look like to lift those New Yorkers out of
struggle and start to deliver them a city that they could do more than just struggle to afford
it, but actually start to live in it. And I've been called much worse than a despot.
So it's not that insulting. Maybe I think he'll change his mind after we get to
to work you together.
Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
I've spoken about...
That's okay.
You can just say, yes.
Okay.
It's easier.
It's easier than explaining it.
He wants to have a safe New York.
Ultimately, a safe New York is going to be a great New York.
That was a going by Trump.
He goes, yeah, just call me if that's easier, you know, than trying to fucking tie it.
And he's right.
He just jumped in there.
It's so silly.
I'm surprised.
Trump even...
had the meeting.
I mean, he said, right, if he wins,
remember he said if he wins, I might have him arrested.
He actually said that.
Yeah, like you said, though, it's a chess match.
Yeah, exactly.
On November 21st, Trump,
the 79-year-old billionaire Republican president
warmly, repeatedly, and patted
Mondami's hand.
Mondani says, look, I only fuck goats.
Leave my hand alone.
Good night, everybody, and good luck.
Mondami 34,
a Democrat. You know, he's a spoiled little brat,
right?
His fucking mother's like a movie producer.
His father's some rich fucking professor.
Yeah.
A Democratic socialist stood next to the seated president.
Mondami, a state assemblyman from Trump's native borough of Queens,
made several references to how well Trump did in the 2024 presidential election in the city.
No, apparently not that well, the fact that you get elected.
I mean, the warm failings marked a stark contrast.
after months of those two slinging shit at each other like bored monkeys in the press and social media.
Trump once called for the arrest of Mom Donnie if he didn't help with the administration's sweeping immigration crackdown,
and he declared he wouldn't give money to New York over Mom Donnie's leftist politics.
We were all those discussions.
And why is it?
And I give these last two questions, a little credit, they should have said, what the,
They don't even have the balls to come on.
Are you guys being phony right now?
Where's that reporter?
Mondami has called Trump a fascist,
and in his victory speech said he's ready to go toe to toe to with the president,
including over immigration.
Trump has repeatedly restricted entry from majority Muslim countries.
Mondani will be New York's first Muslim mayor,
and none too soon, huh?
I mean, the 3,000 people that died in those attacks on
9-11.
Shit, that was almost 20-something years ago.
Can you fucking imagine
pissing on their graves?
And why are you saying that, Nick?
He's fucking been seen
with the worst of the worst.
Read some of his old quotes.
He's been seen with leaders
of Amas and pictures for Christ's sake.
Just think about that.
And again, I'll say it again.
You might think I'm crazy.
I don't believe these elections are actually real.
People like this get appointed
by the four people running the planet.
You tell me who they are.
I don't know, but they are.
Somebody has an agenda
to bring this country to its fucking knees
and make it mediocre like the rest of the world.
After their first meeting, Trump said he readily live
in Mondami's New York, and Mondani said
he looked forward to working with Trump
on improving affordability in their shared hometown.
And then they shared a nice French kiss,
inject each other off,
and squirted it all over each other's chest,
and laughed like elves.
Politics, huh?
What you got to do?
Tulsa King.
Stallone's got his daughter in there playing a part.
What a life.
Holy moly.
And the camera's on him half the time.
I'm studying his face.
Going, is that a wig?
What kind of hairline is that?
Holy shit.
I shouldn't be saying this because I love the guy.
He actually follows me on fucking, you know what,
Instagram.
His brother, Frank,
his brother's been following me.
forever, so apparently he gets slotted.
Would you not like to meet Stallone?
I mean, talk about an American
dream story.
Insane. He's still good at that.
All right, let's
take the love out of the room.
There are white niggers. There you go.
I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.
You know, that was my Uncle Al
playing the snare drum.
In our reverse the races segment
tonight, 26-year-old
woman, the 26-year-old woman, who caught
said was set on fire by a lunatic. Hey, watch your mouth with a lengthy rap sheet on a Chicago
L train earlier this month has been identified as Bethany McGee. That's a very white name.
It's only been how long since the attack, a week or so or more, and we finally find out,
and you know why we didn't know anything about the victim? Because the suspect was black and she was
white. Now let's reverse the races. Let's have a white guy throw gas.
on a black woman or Muslim or pick you a fag, whatever, and light them up.
You think you'd be hearing about it 30 seconds after it happened?
Oh, I think so.
And I think it will be on a loop and would still be hearing about it.
Hate crime, hate crime, hate crime.
That's what it was designed for.
But no, we couldn't even find out who she was.
And don't say, that's because she was burnt.
She looked black.
They couldn't tell.
Shut up.
Honest to God, though, that's how it works.
What are they protecting?
somebody answered that question
before I die because it's getting late
I want to know
why
why
well I do know why I guess
those that are they they want us fight
each other and that'll never change I guess
everybody on the internet
knows it everybody
right oh we found out who she was fine
I wonder why that was if you read comments
after articles everybody knows
it is devastating that a career criminal
with listen to this folks
72 prior arrests.
I don't know. How about after four
you have to do jail time,
like a mandatory five.
And if you have any other warrants out,
you have to serve them.
72 prior arrest is now accused of attacking
26-year-old Bethany McGee on Chicago's Elthray
and setting her ablaze.
Who said that?
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy.
That's not him.
That's a point guide for the fucking Pistons.
He doesn't look crazy.
How about anybody with that hairdo has to take a mental evaluation test?
I'm dead serious.
I'm serious.
You don't get that at supercuts.
You don't go in and go, give me the exploding cigar.
Look at that.
What the fuck?
That looks like, you know what it looks like all the trees in California after those wildfires.
This would never have happened, and this is Sean Duffy talk, and appointed by Trump as transportation.
Remember, it was Pete Buttigieg before he missed a few weeks because he had to let his babies suck on his teat.
This would never have happened if this thug had been behind bars.
Hey, where are the white women at?
On a subway, yo.
Yet Chicago, let's repeat offenders roam the streets.
Duffy said of suspect Lawrence Reed, 50, who's facing federal terrorism charges in connection with a senseless fire attack.
Oh, by the way, Trump did a couple things over the weekend.
I'll just tell you real quick.
He designated the Muslim Brotherhood, a terrorist organization.
And care.
Yeah, but I heard he was going to.
I don't know if he's done it yet, but they're one and the same.
They work hand in hand, so I would think so.
And the other thing he did, you know, all the Somali communities.
in Minnesota.
I think we talked about
how they were skimming
off the top.
Billions,
billions of dollars
for the last,
I don't know how many years,
supposedly going to feed people,
you know,
in Somalia,
everywhere else,
and the money's not making it there.
They're getting skimmed
off the top by politicians
here and fucking,
so Trump found all that
frauds have been going on
for years,
and so he took protections
off Somali immigrants.
In other words,
they can be shipped
the fuck out tomorrow.
I guess if they're illegal, which I'm guessing a lot of them.
Why, is it not weird?
You're from Samaya is, isn't it kind of hot and sandy?
And you pick Minnesota.
How the fuck?
Oh, we like lakes.
Get the fuck out of it.
How do you, isn't that weird?
Somalis in Minneapolis.
It's weird.
And there's other situations like that.
Dearborn, Michigan makes a little sense.
but the middle of the country.
Reed approached
to McGee, who was sitting with her back to the
fucking scumbag, fire.
Oh, they called them a firebug in the article.
Watch here, language. That's rough.
On the train in downtown
Chicago,
around 9 p.n.
He sneaks up with a thing of gas.
He goes,
think it easy. I haven't fucking lit it yet.
He then removed the cap from a bottle of liquid,
pouring it all over her head.
and body. Now I'm sure she probably assumed that it was Mountain Dew. McGee fled for her life,
but re-caught up with her so she knows she's covered in gas. Think about the horror.
Set the bottle on fire, which fell to the floor, but he allegedly retrieved it and used it to set
her ablaze. Once again, nobody helping out. She was engulfed in flames, but somehow managed
to exit the train before collapsing on the platform.
where good Samaritans stepped in to help her,
and she was rushed to the hospital in critical condition.
Reid was spotted, listen to this.
And this probably won't be enough evidence, the way our court works.
Reid was, I mean, Alvin Bragg, I know this is Minnesota,
but I'm talking about an AG's like this guy.
Is it still that black dude?
This is Chicago.
Oh, that's right. I'm sorry.
Yeah, well, the governor, you know what he's about, right?
Think about that.
The governor knows about this story.
and doesn't have a problem with it.
That's not exaggeration.
That's a fucking fact.
It's his type of policies and shit.
The Democrat Party.
Reid was spotted on surveillance footage
at a Chicago gas station,
purchasing gasoline,
which he put into a plastic beverage bottle
roughly 20 minutes before the attack.
Gee, I wonder if that'll be enough
to get him charged with anything.
But again, the 72 prior arrests?
And they weren't for loitering and fucking,
do you know what I'm saying?
So you can't tell me that's not deliberate.
These fucking judges have to be held accountable.
That's what I'm waiting for Trump to do next.
He's keeping his,
these judges are keeping his whole agenda
from going into play.
He was arrested the next day
and hit with federal terrorism charges,
which could make him eligible for the death penalty.
He's sure it will.
He'll get four years
of probation,
and be working at a fucking car wash in Georgia.
Where do I pussy at?
Reed has 22 prior arrests since,
listen to this, just 2016 alone.
And 53 criminal cases in Cook County
dating back to 1993.
Did you hear what I just said?
53 criminal cases.
Nine of them are felonies.
Why do I feel like if I got pulled over for speeding
and then, you know, they,
and then I got pulled over again
and they took my license.
And then,
well, this actually happened to me in high school.
They took it away.
I got busted three times.
I had a heavy foot.
But let me ask you a question.
Let's say they bust you or me or any working guy
without a license like your third time.
Why do I feel like they'd go by the book?
But when something like this happens,
it's almost like they welcome back a minute the courtroom.
Oh, hey, what's going on?
I read.
Yeah.
It's been a while.
Really.
There's something wrong with the black man.
There's something wrong with it mine.
However, he's only served time twice.
Only served time twice with 72 prior arrests.
And what a race.
Boy, this legal system is so racist against black people.
Reed was released within an electronic ankle monitor in August
after knocking a social worker out cold at a psychiatric hospital where he had been committed.
So at what point do you go?
Yeah, he's good to go.
just that alone you think
okay that's another five years at the nut house
before we put you in jail
he left her
with likely optic nerve
damage that's her eyes
and a concussion
causing her
I'm talking about the person
that he knocked out
I'm not talking about the burn victim
she was in critical condition
causing her to experience memory issues
headaches and daily nausea
at least that's what her lawyer told her to say
because I get sock a punch
close my fucking eye
and they wanted nothing to do with me because I wasn't blind.
Prosecutors asked Reed to remain locked up, but a judge,
and let's find out who it is,
a judge overruled them, leaving him with free reign for much of the week.
I don't know.
In a perfect world, here's where I do believe in the Bible, an eye for an eye.
You get that judge and you throw gas on him.
You do it at a Sanoco station.
You put it on YouTube, and you have fun with it.
72 prior arrest.
We used to have something in California,
three strikes and you're out.
That means if your third strike
was stealing a slice of peach or which somebody did,
and that's what they're bitching about.
This is the L.A. mentality, by the way.
He had like attempted murder and some other, right?
Third one was like literally stealing a slice of pizza
and they're going, you put him in jail for stealing a slice of pizza?
Honest to God, that's as deep as they can think.
May your mother die tonight in a house fire.
What?
I was just kidding.
I don't know your mother.
Let's go on to Milk Carton coach.
Travis Turner.
This is the weirdest story of the day, folks.
I can't wait to follow this one for a few days.
Travis Turner, head football coach at Union High School in Big Stone, I want to live there,
just the name.
Big Stone Gap.
That was my girlfriend's nickname at high school.
Big Stone Gap, Virginia.
has been reported missing.
A coach, a high school coach missing,
amid what should be a celebratory undefeated season
for his team, he's gone missing.
Are you saying he knows nothing about these matters?
To my knowledge, nothing.
I'm going to find out what that hell happened here.
All right, this committee is now adjourned.
That's the defensive coordinator.
According to the Virginia State Police,
Turner was officially listed as a missing person.
I would understand if the New York Giants
coach went missing after yesterday.
You know what I mean? Even the interim coach.
Some mafia, you know, some Gambino guy probably had 40 grand or whatever.
All of a sudden, uh, the defensive coordinator's gone to.
He was seen last Thursday.
Officers were reportedly dispatched to Turner's residence Thursday evening.
Oh, to investigate a complaint, not to arrest him.
I wonder what, and why can't you tell us what the complaint was about?
It's kind of important to the story.
you fuckers not to arrest him but when they arrived
Turner was no longer there
meanwhile the union high football program said
who gives a fuck they pressed on
even as the coaches remained missing
they actually went up to the playoffs and won the game
they were search efforts in Wise County have ramped up
involving drones can not how weird
I mean I played you know football and high
I'm trying to picture my high school coach going,
we would have been mad because we were good, too, that year.
My sophomore, we wouldn't give it a fuck.
We'd be like, yeah, don't even look for them.
We're two and eight.
Involving drones, K-9 units,
and multiple enforcement agencies.
We have had the drones up in the air looking, searching.
Oh, yeah, is that what you do?
You put them up in the air?
You didn't have them on the streets?
Thanks for clearing that up, Sarge.
Jason Day of the State Police said,
We tried to get the state police aviation, but they were unable to fly yesterday because of the weather.
That's a habitable.
We have jets that fly into hurricanes and category five tornadoes to see what's going on.
We can't.
What your plane made of fucking sugar.
We've had nine.
We've had K-9 units, bloodhounds, pig sniffing, anyway, from local departments.
Anyways, he's still missing.
You got to admit this is interesting as hell.
Have you checked the cheerleader teacher who teaches the chairleaders?
Have you checked her apartment?
Excuse me.
That's a weird one, isn't it?
I want to see how that fight.
Let's move on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
I'll touch, man.
Lib's eating lib segment tonight.
Senator Alyssa Slotkin.
I wonder what her nickname was in high school.
Hey, Slotkin.
Democrat, Michigan.
admitted she was not aware, that's in quotes,
of whether President Donald Trump
has issued any illegal orders
to the military following backlash
to a controversial video she posted last week.
Did we show the video, though?
We didn't do it?
There's a six or seven Democrat Congresswomen
and men, senators, whatever to fuck.
One of them was Mark Kelly, the former astronaut.
Anyways, they came on, and you know how they do it.
One person says,
and the next person finishes this sentence.
They put a whole thing together,
telling our military that they can defy
they can defy Trump's orders if they feel they're unlawful.
And literally Trump responded right away
saying that is sedition.
And he actually mentioned having them arrested and shot.
I think, I mean, words either mean something.
Or they don't. That's what I say.
That was the process.
Yes.
I don't know if you guys remember a guy.
You're probably too young to remember this.
Do you remember Sergeant Eddie Slovak?
They made a movie about him.
Only guy in a military,
American military would be shot by,
yeah, for being a traitor.
Great movie.
Slot can face questions during an interview Sunday
on ABC's this week
about the recent reaction
to a social media video
she and five other Democrat lawmakers
made encouraging service members
to refuse illegal orders.
And then Martha Radisson
are late thousands, this wrinkle-dry
a bag of shit with a dress on.
Do you believe,
do you believe President Trump has issued any
illegal, or that's why I'm calling it,
Libs versus Libs? You get ABC
news even questioning this.
Years ago, they wouldn't even
done this. Do you believe President Trump
has issued any illegal orders? That's what
she asked, this D-bag, Slotkin,
and here's what she said.
So let's talk right now.
Do you believe President Trump
has issued any illegal orders?
To my knowledge, I
I am not aware of things that are illegal,
but certainly there are some legal gymnastics
that are going on with these curricul.
Oh, legal gymnastics.
Some legal gymnastics.
What's Trump on a balance beam,
pottering his ass, ready to do?
What the fuck are you talking about?
She just said, any illegal?
Not that I'm aware of.
End of interview.
You want to have a powerful TV show?
Or she should jump in again,
Raddits, if she has the energy.
I just said illegal.
answer the question. Go ahead.
And everything related to Venezuela.
Literally encouraging sedition.
Sedition?
Subtraction, division.
Raddits.
Osteoporosis suffer oppressed for specific accusations.
And Slutkin pointed to her concerns over Trump deploying the National Guard troops
across the country.
And that's where you continue.
You go.
And why is he doing that?
to stop illegal behavior?
And they'd go, no.
Well, yes.
So stick it up your ass.
Take your camera home.
When you look at these videos
coming out of places like Chicago,
listen to this.
This is why they kept chicks
out of politics and the military for years.
It makes me incredibly nervous
that we are about to see people
in law enforcement,
people in uniform,
military get nervous.
She's saying the military's going to get nervous
and the people in uniform.
They're going to get stressed and shoot out American civilians.
You need to shut the fuck up.
Hey, Ms. Lutkin, let me remind you
the only president that ever killed an American civilian.
Barack Obama.
What was it?
It was the Air Force guy.
Air Force guy.
In D.C., sitting at a cafe of some shit.
Do you remember that?
Huh?
Why don't you bring that up, Radditz?
She's nervous.
she's nervous that the military might get nervous and shoot someone.
Oh my fucking word.
Well, whenever your side is throwing rocks, bricks, and bottles of people, what do you expect?
Self-defense is Meriden.
Oh, you don't have to kill them.
And they don't.
That's the problem.
Look, I got fired.
I didn't get fired.
I got canceled.
I had a gig in, I think it was Brunswick, a theater down here.
It got canceled.
the 11th hour because they found
a quote on my website
or whatever my fucking
ex, I don't know what it was, tweet.
It was a tweak. But I said, we need
another, you know what, Kent State.
That was during the Floyd riots.
And they fucking, and they told
my manager, what the,
it is a very, very stressful situation
for these law enforcement officers and
for the communities on the ground.
So it was basically, is it more stressful
for that or
for when rapists are walking around from
Guatemala. So it was basically a warning to say, if you are asked to do something, particularly
against American citizens, it's not against American citizens. You have the ability to go
to your judge-advocate general, Jagoff officer, and push back, the lawmaker said. That whole
premise is just fucking false. They're not going after American citizens, you douche. Just the
opposite. Radditt's followed up, noting that the original, she should have said, can you name
three American citizens that have been arrested under ICE unlawfully.
Raddits followed up by noting that the original video does imply that president is having
illegal orders which you have not seen.
Ooh, she pushed back, Raddits.
I think for us it was just a statement widely, right?
What does that mean?
She's dying.
Slotkin says, we say very quickly to all the folks who come to us, this is the process.
go to your JAG officer, ask them for an explanation for top cover for their view on things.
Did anybody do that?
No.
Because they didn't have a case.
We do that on a case-by-case basis, but we wanted to speak directly to the volumes of people who came to us on this.
Yappity, yappity, you made an asshole of yourself.
You got the most liberal news station even saying, what are you doing?
almost defending Trump, God forbid.
Am I right?
Finally tonight.
Put down your pom-pom, sir.
Justin Lindsay, the NFL's first transgender
cheerleader, who he celebrated when she made it,
who performed on the Carolina Panther Squad,
dished out about the reason for her departing the organization.
Now, this article, they keep using words departing.
I don't know if she gives you the impression she left on her own.
They don't clear, was she fired, let go.
They don't clear that up.
covering. You guys
got to pick up on this. What does that mean?
Well, it would look bad if they let her go
you know, what?
In other words, she's strong and independent.
She chose to. Lindsay claimed
that it had something to do with being
transgender. Okay, that's
now we're talking something different.
So you were canned or whatever.
Lindsay departed the team in August
after being on the Panthers,
whatever, the top cats.
Let's take a look at her work.
The Carolina
I mean, his work.
... cheerleading squad, the top cats.
We out here.
You're on your son looks like a fag to me.
We out here.
It's exciting.
That was her brilliant comment.
His.
I'm sorry.
I'm falling into the trap.
Jesus.
You let me go.
I end up calling.
I'm trying to pick her up.
Said Samuel L. Jackson.
That is a fucking...
I should have left more than dancing.
I was cut because I'm trans.
I don't want to hear nobody's saying she didn't want to come back.
Why the hell would I not want to come back to an, so the word departing, it doesn't fit there.
Am I right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Who are you protecting?
Why the hell would I not want to come back to an organization that I've been part of for three years?
Because you've got a cock and they don't want to see it.
Lindsay told Gay Magazine.
That's G-A-Y-E.
You guys don't even know how to spell your own faggotry.
Gay magazine in a live stream.
Lindsay made clear that
made clear there was no ill will
towards the Panthers
but said the team wasn't looking at the bigger picture.
Here's where you can tell
they're mentally ill
and they live and they're obsessed
with their own sexuality.
I love them down,
meaning the Panthers organization.
I don't know what that means.
You get the knees, obviously.
I appreciate everything they've done for me.
It doesn't sound like it.
But I feel like I was done wrong.
Those contradict each other.
It was like a big slap in the face
the hyperbole is
throwing your son looks like a fat to me
I forgot the most slaps
it was like a big slap in the face
to not only me but for the youth
and what youth would that be
the four transgender people coming up
and this was right after
Trump became president she said
so she's so he is sexually confused
he likes cock
but wants to pretend he has a pussy
thinks Trump got a
Mentally ill. Cuckoo. Panthers didn't comment.
President Donald Trump signed an executive order during the first month of his second term.
The order prohibits schools and colleges that receive federal funds and are subject to Title IX
from allowing men onto women's sports teams and into women's locker rooms and restrooms.
Does that have to do with no?
Right? Irrelevant.
If educational institutions and their athletic associations fail to comply, they could face investigations and loss of federal funds.
That's put in there to say what an asshole Trump is.
Still irrelevant.
None of that's relevant.
We're talking about the NFL.
And there's frigging dickhead,
Roger Goodell.
Boy, talk about somebody who bows to the almighty buck.
And that bald look for black woman,
there's one on ESPN.
It's so not feminine.
You look like every power.
afford in the NBA. It's gross. You look like a guy, but you got those giant fucking eyelashes.
So when you blink, you blow a coffee cup off the desk. That's enough for today. Before I forget,
because I sometimes, Glenn Greenwald is right after this. It's a great friggin' show. I really
like that guy. Tremendous reporter. Don't forget to go to nickdip.com and buy some shit.
Buy it up. It's Christmas time. You get a lot of relatives and friends who love.
me, you know that. You know
that. Come on.
What else, Dallas, am I supposed
to say?
That's right.
Camio.com. If you want me to roast
a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com.
That's it. You guys think that I'll say,
you're very welcome to have me on the planet.
We'll see you
tomorrow at the same time. It's a short week,
right? It is, isn't it? Yeah. We'll see it
tomorrow at the same time. 6 p.m. Eastern.
Bye.
Hi, good night, everybody.
