The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Plaza Now Trump Gaza | Nick Di Paolo Show #1688

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Hello. Welcome to QVC network. We got some Gannett rings and how are you folks? Wednesday, it's hump day for me in Dallas. No, I think Tuesdays. I don't know. It's four days. I don't want you to have a hump day. good to be with you a lot going on of course since mr. Trump took over and I just again I pray for his security and his safety and all his fellas that he's put on the team because I just want to remind him maybe I said this yesterday anybody who's ever tried to change the world for the better on this scale usually ends up morta. You know, MLK Junior, JFK Junior, RFK Junior, fucking Gandhi.

Gandhi, right? I don't know how I remember that one. You know, Jim Morrison. So I get a little nervous, because he's kicking them right where they breathe. All this USA, do you understand that's their bread and butter? And if you've watched the reactions yesterday, I can't stomach them. It just makes me angry that I'm in a bad mood

and I fight with a wife. Let's be honest. I could be in an ice cream shop. I mood, I fight with a wife. Let's be honest, I could be in an ice cream shop. I'm going to fight with a wife. So, you know, but he is, they are panicking. And especially the black broads, that Presley bitch, just a hateful, makes Joy Reid actually look like a positive person.

Just an angry, and another one I don't even know her name. Excuse me. They were all in the montage of the left and they were going to fight in the streets. We welcome that. You bring your Glock 9 from your cousin Ray Ray's house and the, you know, the rest of the military will bring their M4s something like that. You fucked. Don't threaten us with violence. Black people. Why always the violence? Especially

the black women. Why with the violence? Calm the fuck down. You're the one who chose to fuck some vagrant who thought he was going to be a rapper 25 years ago. Whatever. Ugh, makes me ill. Anyways, what the fuck else? Bruins beat a shitty Minnesota Wild Team last night. All of a sudden they're pulling it together and I don't want them to. I want them to fuck it because the next month's the trade deadline and I want to see that. even if they make the playoffs they're going nowhere they should believe me anyways why would you care about that right probably a lot of people in Tennessee and Alabama go will you get to the goddamn girls softball scores on the horizon it's coming up

quick st. Louis well Texas then to st. Louis then then to no Tulsa Texas let me tell you something go look at Carrot Top schedule it's much easier let's get on with the fucking show I can't even what's this for oh why don't you turn the clock on shithead what are you at? Four. Four. I'll add four. Lucky Penny is the first headline. Daniel Penny, remember him? All-American fella, landed a cushy job. He's the guy that choked out the black fella who was threatening to kill people on the site.

You know the story. And then Alvin Bragg, that fat fuck, tried to frame him and, um, a whole unnecessary, tried to ruin his life. Guess what? That didn't work out either. Penny landed a cushy job at a powerhouse Silicon Valley venture capital firm. Oh, he's got to go to Silicon Valley? Or maybe not.

He could probably work from home. Less than two months after he was acquitted in the subway chokehold death of Jordan Neely. That's fucking beautiful. I agree. death of Jordan Neely. That's f**king beautiful. I agree. The Marine veteran was hired by Andresen Horowitz. They used to represent me at APA. Excuse me, got me two lines on suddenly Susan.

That skyrocketed my career. To work in Manhattan as a deal partner on the firm's American dynamism team which invests in government and defense tech according to the website Jesus Christ with the burps. Is this coffee or ginger ale? Penny was lauded for his courage in an internal memo sent to all employees at that company on Tuesday afternoon. I'm I'm loving this company and I'm loving the guys that run it, that hire this guy.

He will learn the business of investing and he will work to support our portfolio and if anybody gets out of line in the coffee room, he will choke them the fuck out, said the CEO. Hopefully. David Ulvich wrote, adding that Penny will help strengthen the firm's relationships with the Department of Defense and Public Safety sector. He said, and I quote, we believe in Daniel and are excited to have him as part of our team.

He should be, man. Oh boy, is this great. That's a good move by that guy. And this guy deserves it. How'd that work out, Bragg? The more I read about... There was another illegal... I didn't do the story yesterday, we have enough doc shit. That raped a woman, woke up and an illegal was raping her. They arrested him and then ICE had to cut him loose for some reason.

I just want you to let that sink in. The Biden administration, and you guys already know, was literally putting rapists and murders back on the street to fucking hunt you. How else could you take it? And yet there's still people out there who are upset that Trump won. Fuck you. Get out of my country. End of story. That's the problem. It's not that you hate Republicans. You hate this country. You don't even know it. You'd be much better off in fucking, not even, I was going to say Nicaragua. Christ's sake, they're all law and order now. No, it's El Salvador. Any of the doors?

Front door, sliding glass door. Ah, fuck it, let's move on. Get off your motorcycle, Cherkov. People go by my house. Somebody has to explain that thing again to me. That segway that's not a segway with a kid leaning forward, it's got two wheels on it, he's got nothing. He's just leaning forward with a helmet on and he's doing an easy 40 miles an hour. And somebody explained to me how they stop, they lean back. I don't

know. But I don't understand how if you hit even the slightest bump, you're fucking finished. Where's that video? I stamp at two in the morning. There's one right now I've been watching over and over again. It's kind of an old one because I remember seeing it a while ago. But it's a black kid on a regular bike, not a motorcycle. And he's riding a wheelie on the wrong side of a two-lane road. He's in the oncoming and he's riding this until a car comes and he rides the wheelie to the left and he keeps going. All of a sudden there's a parked car so he goes back and here comes a car at about 50 miles an hour and all you see is his fucking do a cartwheel

out of it. And then somebody put the comment, how can we fix these people, meaning black people? And I said, if it's not broke, don't fix it. Could be taken as racist, but I meant it as a joke. You know I don't want anybody to get hurt. Smoked a cigarette in the car. One cigarette. Dallas, don't do it.

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And it says, the will come, which is probably what I put in there but religious people I don't know what that means build it and they will come president Trump proposed a US takeover talk about thinking out of outside the box man a takeover of the Gaza Strip Tuesday night I'll repeat that Trump.S. takeover of the Gaza Strip Tuesday night shortly after suggesting removing all Palestinians living there to neighboring countries. So all right, shut up. Interesting. Interesting. I don't know how this is going to work. Look, where there is only superpower, we can... Who owns it now? I don't know who...

I mean, Israel, I guess, kind of. I don't even know. But Trump looks at it like it's a fucking lot he drove by in Manhattan in 1984. And he goes, let's knock that shithole down. It'll be beautiful. Food courts. We'll have Arabic food. We'll have Jew food. It'll be beautiful. Food courts. We'll have Arabic food. We'll have Jew food. It'll be beautiful. The pottery barn. Pipe bombs are us. You're going to love it.

Anyway, let's take a look at Mr. Trump. This is why you can... Can you imagine Biden trying to come up with something like this? The guy couldn't even find the men's room in the fucking Oval Office. He used to poop behind the flag. It's a true story. But here's Trump, and it also tells you how tight, like, Israel and the United States are that Netanyahu's like, yeah, but fuck it. Sounds good to me. It's a deal.

This was the guy does. He. It's a deal. This is what the guy does. He does a real estate deal. And 90% off retail. Go ahead, Donald, tell us about it. They instead can occupy all of a beautiful area with homes and safety and they can live out their lives in peace and harmony instead of having to go back and do it again. The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip and we will do a job with it too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and

other weapons on the site, level the site and get rid of the destroyed buildings, level it out, create an economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the people of the area. Do a real job, do something different. Just can't go back. If you go back it's gonna end up the same way it has for a hundred years. It's just like him, like I said, it's him trying to develop a piece of land in the South Bronx. Yeah, we'll get rid of the bombs. All the rat traps and the rifles.

Trump added that roughly two million Gaza Strip residents would be relocated. I'm guessing mostly Palestinian the way I read this. I hope you ask the neighboring countries about that because nobody wants these people Okay, nobody does but maybe if you break them up into groups I Always thought that I and I've said this before why would they? Because I know it's that's where you grew up that your home or whatever But every time I fly over the Midwest in this country and I looked down I see thousands and thousands of miles of like Just flatland waiting to be developed. I go, why wouldn't the Jews, since we're great friends with

us, come over here? And this is sort of the plan, only keeping them there. I can't wait to hear the counter today from the Palestinians. Anyways, he says relocate them to neighboring countries at a transitional phase and indicated they would not be granted. I repeat He's talking about Palestinians what they would not be granted. I think he's talking about the Palestinians, right? Didn't I read that my reading that right? They would not be granted the right of return So if they try to get back in you hear a lot of this return. So if they try to get back in, you hear a lot of this. What's the idea? Get off the strip. Get upstairs. Trump said he would deploy US troops to the territory if it's necessary and that he imagined the world's people occupying, I don't know what that means. It's an international food court, I guess. It's like, what's the Disneyland

where, what's the, with all the different cultures? Epcot Center. Thank you, sir. I know you had kids and you were there. The world's peace occupier. It's Epcot Center. It's Epcot Center without, well, maybe a few bullets, a little more violent. The world's people occupying an international, unbelievable place.

That will be regarded as the Riviera of the Middle East, sort of like the Ozarks, the Redneck Riviera, with some Palestinians, it says with some Palestinians permitted to resettle there. Maybe I missed it. There had to be a reply last night from the Palestinians. I don't know how this is gonna sit, not that it matters. You fucked up on October 7th. I wouldn't be surprised if Netanyahu got on the phone

and this is while Biden was president. This happened under Biden. Got on the phone on October 8th with Trump behind Biden's back and said, this is what I'm going to, I'm going to level this place. You don't need your bulldozers or any of those fucking ball records. I'll do it and then you rebuild it. Sounds good to me. First I gotta get this stupid fuck out of office. I think it's something that could change history, he said, Trump, and it's worthwhile really pursuing this avenue.

Oh, the Israeli you later said, Netanyahu. I'm sorry. There they are shaking hands like two point guards after winning a game against St. John's. The fuck, where's the white hair chick? Don't make me come over there. Don't make... What's the idea? Get upstairs.

That's me getting pissed at the wife. What do you say, uh, two bedroom flat? Should we invest? Me and Dallas are thinking about a, uh, maybe a timeshare. No, a two-bedroom flat. Yeah, that's what that's all they are, it's flats. Fucking. They have a duplex over there. I'm just dying to hear. I don't know, there had to be a response overnight or I'm sure it's hear. I don't know. There had to be a response overnight, or I'm sure it's coming out today.

Because the Palestinians, this is just... I'm trying to figure logistically how it works. I believe Israel and the Palestinians share, on paperwork they share it, although the Jews run it, the Israelis run it because the Palestinians are always saying they have to go through checkpoints and it's another form of apartheid blah blah blah so and and and we know the Jews in the

US are like this since they run our banking in Hollywood what you can't say I was joking everybody who's not in the room? It's going to be interesting. Who's the third party that comes? I bet you Dana White gets involved. He'll probably want to build a UFC like they have in Vegas, one of those big. I'm sure he'll get all, you know, he'll get, who's the British guy with his own airline Virgin Airlines is

he still alive but if he died yeah he's still around David look at you and I huh I could have told you head Google it producer Google it I'll sit here Richard Branson there you go you just got it how the fuck did you do it? He didn't even, he touched a button. Dick Branson, bring him in. That's what he's going to do. He'll bring in all the filthy rich. Maybe Sy Stallone will open a gym over there. I don't know where I am, what I'm doing. Let me do a 20-minute read. I shut that thing. I put it down and I'm roasting now.

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Whatever. February 21st, the Funny Bone in St. Louis, Missouri. March 13th, Hyena's in a state I don't think I've done comedy, in Albuquerque new mexico uh... than april twenty fifth coho's musical which is one of the oldest status in the country and i shot a special there and they're very good to me last time when i shot that special member me and the wife go and get a

slice of pizza like an hour and a half after the show is over and we go in and uh... and i go house how's business? The guy goes, we were in the weeds all night because of this comedy show up the street. He didn't know it was me. And I said, really? Who was it?

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