The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump & Putin Face To Face | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1780

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about A Piece of Shit Illegal Arrested, The Trump/Putin Meeting, Comey’s Losing His Mind, “Head” Cheerleaders, A Violent Black Woman and A Construction Crane! Watch N...ick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:58 Thank you. May fuck you on your bone spurs. Hey, happy Monday. Oh my God, I can't believe I just said that. Do I fucking hate that? Welcome to the Rumble live lineup. Will you get top streaming shows like myself? Good night, everybody.
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Starting point is 00:02:11 and yum, yum, yum, yum, it's a great deal. Today I'm going to be talking about, oh, I don't know, just everything from, we got a clip of Comey, the former FBI director who apparently is in love with Taylor Swift's music and everything she stands for. We got footage of the idiots out in
Starting point is 00:02:34 Los Angeles, West Coast, stupid, interfering, doxing ice people, then getting arrested on top of it, on top of it. And the Vikings, they introduced their two gay fellow cheerleaders, and it's just fun to watch.
Starting point is 00:02:51 And for you people who go, what's it matter? Shut the fuck up. It matters a lot. I'll tell you why in a few minutes. And we got a black woman that beat the shit out a little white kid, but you have to come to Charles like here to hear about it. Anyways, good to be with you.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Weekend, how was your weekend? What did I? I can't even remember. Again, I know I did something. I think I left the house. You know what I did? I ordered the UFC fight, Chamea versus, you know, Duplessi. a dublese and the big fight
Starting point is 00:03:25 and I was watching other stuff Saturday night and I said you know what I watched the I watch a lot of the prelims
Starting point is 00:03:32 and I was going jumping back and forth between baseball and shit like the fucking waste I am and by like it was like quarter
Starting point is 00:03:38 or one I go you know I'm going to save the big fight for tomorrow that's the beauty of it you can watch it
Starting point is 00:03:44 any time and so I get up the next day and I'm clicking and I see oh the Massachusetts team Little League team is still in the World Series
Starting point is 00:03:53 of the League World. So I start to watch that and once again the crawl at the bottom of the TV screen which just repeats itself over and I don't understand that if I could change anything in the world, I see I see Chayayov crown new champion.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Well there's $80 in the shitter. Just found out who won the big fight before watching it. So I went and watched all the undercard fights and they were good And do you guys, I don't know if you follow UFC, do you know what a spinning back elbow is when they, you know, their face like, and then, I mean, within seconds, they do a free 60 and catch with the elbow. They've had nine knockouts in the history of the UFC, which has been around for 30 years, I think, going way back. And they've only had nine of those flying elbows knock people out in the 30 years. The other night, two fights in a row.
Starting point is 00:04:50 this is why this is why people pack the place they come to see that that's like seeing somebody that's like seeing a grand slam or a even better at triple play um they had two of them in a row it is the most brutal uh sport there is and uh that was worth the money so uh i know i did that i watched the red socks uh they took the first two for miami which they should um and then yesterday they're up three to the whole game it's just like this is a matter of time goes into the ninth inning um i think they got the first two guys out i might be wrong for the marlins i think the marlins are daunting the last out anyways the things i've been bitching about as far as treating baseball players like pussies and relief pitchers and all that shit they used chapman
Starting point is 00:05:44 our closer who is six four about 260 of muscle in the best shape of his life that's all they talk about all season. He's pitching better than ever, blah, blah, blah. But he threw a third of an inning yesterday. So let's not bring him in. Let's bring in another guy who comes in and doesn't do the, and they bring in another guy to replace him. They end up losing. They end up losing a game that they had in the fucking bag. Really? A guy, a pro athlete, and he's all muscle. Ever see Chapman? He's in tremendous shape. He lifts, they say, he lives in a weight room, throws 101 miles an hour. But he threw, oh, maybe, I don't know, 10, 15 pitches the day before.
Starting point is 00:06:29 You want me to believe. And again, now, people who follow baseball flat, you're probably going, well, you have to do that because they don't, no, no, you've bought into the horse shit. You bought into the horse shit. They used to bring the levers in for four renings for Christ's sake. It is ridiculous. It cost them the fucking game. Anyhow, so, and the goddamn Blue Jays never lose, and the Milwaukee Brewers won their 14th in a row.
Starting point is 00:06:55 What in God's name? I like feel happy for towns like Milwaukee when something. They need, you know, in the 80s, they had a scary team with Gorman Thomas. I forget what they, the brew crew they called them. They were frightening. All right, let's get to it. Enough of boring you people. Learn the language, you friggin, no, learn the language.
Starting point is 00:07:17 lady. This is a clip. I didn't give you any text, did I, really, for this. This is out in L.A. and ICE is doing their job over the weekend. And this woman, who apparently is illegal herself, was, she's organizing people to interfere with ICE arresting people. She's been doxing, doxing the ICE agents and shit and doing everything she can to be, and she's illegal herself. Well, guess what? She stepped at it yesterday. And just her screaming in Spanish just makes my blood boil. Anyways, here's a clip of that. I just had to show you. And then here come the other idiots. Wait, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, no, no, wait, no, no, wait, no, no, no, no, wait, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:08:39 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think that would wait. Wait, wait. I'm going to wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. I'm going to.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Pause. I've noticed this about far left people. They just keep repeating the same thing over and over again. Even like this white Karen, I had a clip of her. I'm so, I'm like, I'm not even going to fucking show them so tired of me. What are you an ice piece of shit? What are you an ice piece of shit? What are you an ice piece of shit?
Starting point is 00:09:06 That's how stupid they are. They're retarded. And you guys, if you want a civil war, you're going to get it. These fucking ice guys are risking their lives to make yours play safer. And then you get scum who doesn't even belong here fighting them. Do you hear her screaming her stupid Spanish? The hell's wrong with you? Look like a Puerto Rico who.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Oh, she's Mexican. Learn the difference, fella. Espiriti. Espiriti. Fuck you. Yeah, exactly. You get no rights. That's how it works.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Citizens of the country get constitutional rights. And then the left will bring up some fucking whore shit where they twist that into. Doesn't matter. That's called action. Can you imagine that Biden let in, I don't know, close to 20 mil or whatever? That's what they're saying. And they kept saying the board is fine.
Starting point is 00:10:07 And then Trump comes in and shuts it down. half hour. Speaking of big DJT, the big Trump Putin summit was over the weekend in Alaska. I'll show you a clip to prove that Putin was here, but here's the
Starting point is 00:10:25 fucking great thing. When we show you this clip him just arriving at the airport, listen overhead to what you hear. Watch Trump. Penny's like surprise. He's going. He just... Okay. He grabs Putin by the arm and goes there.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Do you see that? You got him a lot more where those came from. A lot more. Beautiful. Look at those. Go ahead. Let it fly. I like to look at those. These things are scary looking.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Giant bats. So Trump's, let's call a show of strength, folks. That was all choreographed beautifully. Then they come up here and Trump's like, look, man, I'm almost eight inches taller than you. Let's face it. Your country's a gas station. That's all it is with weapons. Russia's Vladimir Putin agreed at his summit with President Donald Trump to allow the United States and its
Starting point is 00:11:39 European allies to offer Ukraine a security guarantee resembling NATO's collective defense mandate as part of an eventual deal to end the three and a half year war in Ukraine, special U.S. envoy Steve Wiccoff said on Sunday, and a possible peace treaty is on the table. This guy is one of ours, and he sure looks like a Russian, doesn't he? So yes, you know, they went in there, again, talking about a ceasefire. and things Trump said were going so good with a meeting but he always says that
Starting point is 00:12:16 that they got on to a possible peace negotiation which is you know permanent with other countries agreeing NATO gets involved and all that shit anyways Marco Rubio who I call Michael Collione he's the quiet
Starting point is 00:12:33 brother in the family when in the military came out now he's the head of the family I love this guy I've always liked Rubio even when he pushed back a little against Trump but that was during the debates and shit he had to do what he did but obviously Trump noticed
Starting point is 00:12:49 how smart he was it's the Secretary of friggin Secretary of State right anyways here he is on Meet the Press and I love they send him out there because of all the people on Trump's team he takes the less shit
Starting point is 00:13:03 from media him and J.D. Vance they'll tell you to go fuck yourself right on TV this stupid broad for NBC knows is going to come out of that typical narrative, and he's going to tell her she's wrong. The meeting with President Putin on Friday, President Trump said he wanted a ceasefire agreement. Now he is saying he wants a broader peace deal. We know that Ukraine. We know that European allies want a ceasefire first.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Is a ceasefire now off the table, Mr. Secretary? You see how she fucking, you think she'd be going, that's real progress, it sounds like. that he's made. But no, he wanted to cease fight. Now he doesn't. I mean, what's he doing? That's like the tone. And it's not lost on fucking Michael Corleone. Harry? No, it's not off the table. I think what the president said, in fact, you just read it on the air a few moments ago, it was agreed to by all that the best way to end this conflict is through a full peace deal. There's no doubt about that. I mean, who would be against the fact if tomorrow we
Starting point is 00:14:05 came to you and said, we have a full peace deal and it's done? I think that's the that's the best way to end the war. Now, whether there needs to be a ceasefire on the way there, well, we've advocated for that. Unfortunately, the Russians, as of now, have not agreed to that. But the ideal here, what we're aiming for here is not a ceasefire. What we ultimately are aiming for is an end to this war. And then he said this. Keep your friends close, but your enemy's close. Trump was on piano in the background what he said. We were able to win the following concession that the United States,
Starting point is 00:14:39 States could offer Article 5 like protection, which is one of the real reasons why Ukraine wants to be in NATO, he told CNN's state of the unit. He added that it was the first time we had ever heard the Russians agreed to that and called them game-changing. Yeah, no, exactly. They don't even bring that up. So, Trump is excited. Article 5, if you guys don't know what that is, it comes right after Article 4 and right before 6. Article 5 at the heart of the 32 member, I even knew what it was before they explained in the article,
Starting point is 00:15:16 Military Alliance states that an armed attack against one or more of the members of NATO shall be considered an attack against all members. That's been around forever. Whitkoff also said Russia had agreed to enact a law. This surprised me that it would not, and I quote, go after any other European countries and violate their sovereignty,
Starting point is 00:15:38 and there was plenty more. Now, when I hear that, I'm thinking, yeah, that came out of a killer dictator's mouth. In his back of his head, he's going, these are just words, I'll do whatever to fuck. You know what I mean? I really feel like that. Remember, this is a guy who has journalists killed
Starting point is 00:15:53 that he disagreed with, which I wish Trump would actually copy that. There'd be no more CNN, MSNBC. Every other day you'd go, oh, a CNN anchor was thrown off the roof of the Hyatt in New York today. Yeah, I'm all for that. shit. I am for a benign dictator. I've said that. Don't forget, my grandmother's whole family
Starting point is 00:16:13 were fascists in Italy, and I got that blood. It is important that America, we need a benign dictator, which is, you know, you listen to the left, you think that's what we got a dictator, which is so fucking silly. Yeah, dictators always invite the other side on into the White House. You know, it is important that America agrees to work with Europe to provide security guarantees for Ukraine, he said. But there are no details how to work and what Americans' role will be. Again, the fucking New York Post has this tone all of a sudden. It's lurching left. Well, they do it gradually, but it's making me sick when I read the paper. And what America's role will be, Europe's role will be and what the European Union can do. And this is our main task. We need
Starting point is 00:17:00 security to work in practice like Article 5 of NATO. And we consider European Union a session to be part of the security guarantees. Whitkoff defended Trump's decision to abandon his push that Russia agreed to an immediate ceasefire, which Trump had set as a benchmark going into the meeting. But it went better than Whitkoff said the Republican president had pivoted towards a peace deal because so much progress was being made.
Starting point is 00:17:29 That's why it worries me. You know, yeah, Putin's a type of guy will do, you know, he's put a nice face on for the rest of it. But when it comes down to brass tax, you know what he's all about. Rubio, he probably came over just to get a look of those planes flying over here. Rubio, who appeared on three Sunday news shows, thank God. He said I had cocaine in my pocket. I was exhausted. I was out. Said there was not going to be any kind of truce reached because Ukraine was not at the summit.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Now, ultimately, if there isn't a peace agreement, if there isn't an end of this war, the president's been clear, this is Rubio talk, there are going to be consequences. He said that on ABC's this week. But we're trying to avoid that, Mr. Rubio said. And if you want to friggin see, he was on, I think Margaret Brennan is what, CBS? Yeah, I think she's CBS. Watch that clip. He's fucking almost, he called the narrative stupid, basically called her stupid.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I fucking love him. He just doesn't put up a shit. Anyways. So all the. all the people in all the countries in the European Union, they're like, yeah, let's hear what he's got to say, you know, because they'll get hit first if the shit goes down. So they're very interested.
Starting point is 00:18:51 And that's why they ponied up their 5%. I hope he marks it up to 10 next year. Seriously, it's all back pay. You're cheating, prickies. Let's move on to, oh, this is. All right, folks, I don't know how much time I'm going to spend. that might be the rest of the show. It fascinated me so much.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I stumbled over a clip. The headlines, Comey lost his mind, not that he ever had one. But he put out this clip this weekend talking about how much Taylor Swift means to him and his family and how he can relate to hers. He knows her songs.
Starting point is 00:19:28 This guy was the head of the FBI. Might as well have been licking balls. So he, and then his hatred for Trump comes in and not just Trump, us, people who like Trump, calling us jerks, jerks, I believe. Comey revealed in a bizarre video Sunday that he has a new coping mechanism to deal with the bad blood he has with President Trump listening to pop icon Taylor Swift and trying to follow her wisdom. That should put a shiver up your asshole. The former FBI agent, who was just the FBI agent recently, listens to a,
Starting point is 00:20:06 How old is she? 20, early 20s, pop star. That's where he's getting his wisdom. As Bill Hicks said, when do we start listening to prepubescent white girls? Talking about music. Anyway, the self-styled Swifty explained that he struggled with the antics
Starting point is 00:20:24 of the Democrats like California Governor Gadden Newsom who punched back hard at Trump and concluded that he likes Swift's softer approach better. Let's listen to this psycho. This fucking maybe get shivers, man. Go ahead, silly. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to my substack.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Last week's cold turns out to have been COVID, quite a flashback. And Donald Trump is still president and still humiliating America on a national stage standing next to Vladimir Putin. It's like a dream, a bad dream you can't wake up from. Pause. Oh, well, remember the, what did he find on the beach, seashells? It's 87, 40, you, whatever? I said 87. 86.47, remember that?
Starting point is 00:21:13 And he said, no, no, that was like just coincidental. You hear the hate on he has for Trump still? Of course he did. Because Trump exposes a piece of shit for what he is, a northeast liberal cock sucker. Excuse my language. If you don't like it, grow up. Go ahead, silly. But I don't want to talk about that bad dream this week.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I want to talk about a truly inspirational public figure named Taylor Swift. Pause. Taylor Swift. I mean, even if he said Hakeem Jeffries, that would have been better. Or Jerry Nadler, or Joy Behar. Go ahead, silly.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Of course, I watched her podcast interview with the Kelsey Brothers. Of course. Of course, I watched the whole thing, although on YouTube, Patrice and I got kicked off for the last 15 minutes and finished it on her phone, but I watched it.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Too much information. You see, Taylor Swift and I go way back, I went to my first concert of hers 15 years ago. He's like, I finger popped her in a cab when I was in New York in 2011. I've been to a second, and I have helped financially support the attendance of a lot of family members at others. I'm in a family's Swifty Group chat. He's in a Swifty Group. I know all her music, and I listen to it in my headphones when I cut the grass.
Starting point is 00:22:27 So, yes, I have a favorite. What did he say? I missed that the first time. He listens in his headphones when he cuts. the grass you know you don't have the young colored kid doing that anymore for a dollar your piece of shit it's a stupid it's a stupid go ahead of hers although honestly for me it's a tie between all too well 10 minute version and exile featuring bonnie verre taylor swift has grown up with my family
Starting point is 00:22:59 fuck you casey case and provided us a soundtrack really as we've grown our and learned and adapted and dealt with adversity and celebration. She had songs for all of it. I suspect that's something that millions of Americans have also experienced in their families. Oh my God. I think that's because Taylor Swift produces great art, but also because she models something. At every stage of her career, she's shown a certain way of being that resonated with my kids and also felt right to me as a parent.
Starting point is 00:23:31 and she's still doing that as a grown-up. Like a lot of you, I struggle with how to stand up to bullies without letting their... What's my theory about when grown men or adults, even women, start talking about using the word bullies? He's still in sixth grade getting the shit kicked out of them. Adults that use that. Trump's a bully. You're a pussy. I'm for the bullies.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I want to do a pro bully camp. pay. And I'll say it again. I was a bit of a bullied surprise. And I get fucking bullied by guys bigger than me. But for a guy, this guy was an FBI director a few years ago. Are you listening to this? You dinks. Oh my God. Go ahead, silly. Meanness infect me and change me. Trump's meanness. You may have seen that the governor of California has been generating a lot of attention lately by posting. on social media in a satirical way where he mocks Donald Trump
Starting point is 00:24:36 and his all caps megalomania and his absurdity and I find it very funny. hilarious. You do? I find it bullying. All caps is bullying I heard from pussies like you who like Taylor Swift. You find it funny, do you?
Starting point is 00:24:53 Gavin Newsom's funny. You don't find him a ship shape there and the fucking devil incarnate? Go ahead, dinkweed. Even sometimes. But I got to be honest. it also leaves me with a strange feeling at times because I don't want us to become like Trump and his followers. Pause. Listen to how he talks about us. That's the difference. Trump will point out assholes on the other side in the media and actual politician. He doesn't go after Democrat voters. Doesn't throw him in a whole group. Um, does this not send chills up your
Starting point is 00:25:29 smile? He's watching what we're watching take part every day. inflation low, 19 peace deals he did in five minutes, shut the border. All the shit, and you think America doesn't like that? I swear to God, the Northeast, there's a type of liberalism that I can't even explain that, well, it's not just north, any fucking progressive today is a wacko. Go ahead. There are far more decent, honest, kind people in America than there are mean jerks. Talking about Trump supporter.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Don't get me wrong. We have our jerks, millions of them. You may have noticed. Yeah, you're one of them. In particular, there's a stunning coarseness and ugliness in the Republican Party today. You pompous, stock up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twirp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole. You couldn't hate him enough.
Starting point is 00:26:25 A little bit more. I'm going to try to make you guys throw up. It's upsetting, but it's also a minority of America. on the whole, we aren't like that. Pause, pause, pause. You just said it's upsetting, but it's a minority of America that thinks like that.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Did you not see the results of the last presidential election? Trump got the most votes ever by a Republican president, won the electoral, won the popular. But we're the minority? That means you guys are in the wrong fucking country.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Why don't you leave now? Take your stupid kids with you. How do they, I honestly go, I don't, it's fucking creepy to me. Anyways, a little bit more, scumbag. And we don't like that. I think that's a big part of the reason. Do you hear what he just said?
Starting point is 00:27:12 We're mean jerks and bullies or whatever. But we don't like that, meaning Democrats. You don't? I just show clips of fucking ice guys being attacked. One of them got hit with a sandwich a couple days ago as we showed. Not to member, President get shot in the face. You're fucking psychotic, dude. And four years of all the COVID nightmare, all the canceling, all the other shit.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Rush the gate, all that shit. All been proven bullshit. Why would we ever trust you? You guys, you don't even have a party right now. That's the fucking truth of it. A little more from dinkweed. Americans support Donald Trump when they have to see him and that up close. And why Republicans are so worried about what's coming for them next year.
Starting point is 00:27:56 They are? And to be clear, I am not an advocate for weakness. of course we need to stand up to jerks and defend that's it oh I hope he has a colonoscopy and they find a fucking pound of cancer stage 11 right in his ass pipe fuck you and everything you believe in
Starting point is 00:28:18 and your wife never even matter boys and girls I'll be touring again next month I'm like Elvis I'm in my late hundreds and I'll die in the toilet at a Lakinta Inn in Nashville September 18th, hyenas in Dallas, Texas, that's a Thursday night. Then the next two nights, 19th and 20th of September, Wise Guys, Salt Lake City, Utah. And then after that, I put on my white jumper and eat pancake sandwiches.
Starting point is 00:28:42 October 3rd, Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. And then October 16th, Zaney's, excuse me, in Nashville, Tennessee, who might have a baseball team by then. I don't know if you read, they're thinking about expanding, because they haven't since the raise in the Diamondbacks. back in 97 I think it was baseball's talking about realigning and doing all that I don't give me shit I complained when they were going to do a college football I loved it so I was wrong anyways
Starting point is 00:29:07 and go to the thing the merchandise page I knitted all these hats and sweaters for you guys I was up for two days nothing but blowing riddling look at this look what I turned out all right that's it grab a coffee and discover
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Starting point is 00:30:03 if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connex ontario at 1-866 531260 to speak to an advisor free of charge bedmgium operates pursuant to an operating agreement with i gaming ontario earlier this month let's move on oh what am i saying uh still more of the story. Earlier this month, Trump declared that Swift is no longer hot, juxtaposing the singer with actress Sidney Sweeney, who has garnered a claim for conservatives over a steamy American Eagle jeans commercial. Swift had endorsed both former President Joe Biden in 2020, Sean, she's retarded, and former vice president Kamala Harris in the 2024 election cycle. Trump declared last summer that I hate Taylor Swift in
Starting point is 00:30:47 capitals. What a bully. And claim that his intervention tanked her popularity. Back in May, Comey cause an uproar and a Secret Service probe for an Instagram post in which he arranged the seashells. Remember on the beach to read 86.47. 86 is a number used slang for getting rid of something and Trump is 47. Of course he denied that too. What a dink, what a loser, what an asshole. Anyways, let's move on to head, end quote, cheerleader. Get it? Head, as in gobble, gobble, goo. Minnesota Vikings came under fire on social media ahead of the start of the preseason schedule because the team had two male chairleaders on its squad. I like not, is that what we're doing with playing more word games?
Starting point is 00:31:31 You didn't say two gay male. You just said two male chairleaders. I'll have to break this down for you folks too. Look at the pipes on this goo gobbler. Look at that. Looks like the lead sang, the lead singer for Banana Ramah. Blaze Sheik, that's his name, Blaze Sheik, and Louis Kahn. Louie, what's up, bitch, have fired back at critics and social media report.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Let's take a look at some of their work. The Minnesota Vikings have broken new ground, naming their first male cheerleading captains. Mail. One of the first NFL team to do so. This historic move could lead to an all-male cheer division, depending on the season's response. Fans' reactions vary widely from praise for increased. Pause, pause. They don't vary widely. 99%.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Get the fuck off the field. 2% for it. And here's how they do it to you. They'll tell you, oh, it's split right down the middle, 80, that's what they do. They'll tell you that for the next year and you'll start to believe it subconsciously. You'll take it in and ingested.
Starting point is 00:32:34 What's the big deal? Why do you even care, Nick? Oh, I care a lot. I care a lot. I want something that's just for straight men. And I know you're going to go, NFL plays a couple gay ones. I know, but do you know what?
Starting point is 00:32:48 They keep it to themselves or they get fucked up in the shower. Yeah. Uh, Cizivity to some expressing concern, even threatening to cancel season tickets. The Vikings decision highlights a growing shift in sports entertainment and tradition. Pause.
Starting point is 00:33:06 No, it doesn't. A growing shift. You're trying to turn it into this. And be on the lookout for the rise of flag football to replace football, by the way. They have youth leagues. They have girls' leaves. They have boy league. Kind of a little league.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Look for that. because that's on its way they're not done de-balling America books anything that's Americana and that has a sniff of testosterone they're trying to bury
Starting point is 00:33:31 and this guy does not other than his panthees go ahead what do you think about men stepping into leadership roles on NFL cheer squads it makes me hard
Starting point is 00:33:39 it makes me hard I want more male cheerleaders it's Nick from Boston it makes me hard I say a Sam Adams with a note of fruityness to it. If you drink that beer, you suck a ball, too. Anyhows.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Let's take a look. Oh, then, yeah, they slap back the actual male cheerleaders. What, does someone say our name? Sheik wrote in a post on Instagram with Kahn. Don't get me wrong, folks. If I met these guys and whatever, at a party, you're drinking and shit, again, I'm in show business. New York, you know, I mean, Mario Cantone, one of my favorite people.
Starting point is 00:34:21 super gay. Judy Gold, six foot three lesbian. I call her gronk. A fucking funny, angry, makes me look happy. So it's not about that. It's about letting us have something of our own. Look at the pipes on him.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Sheik wrote in a post on Instagram with Khan ahead of the Vikings preseason game against a... What's funny is it's the Vikings. Just think about a real Viking. Eric the Red, raping this kid. Pictures of chic in a Vikings chairlating uniform sparked a frenzy in a debate about male
Starting point is 00:34:55 cheerleaders in the NFL. The L.A. Rams were the first organization to have a male cheerleader, of course, L.A. West Coast stupid, which occurred in 2018. Then the Baltimore Ravens, you don't get a much more macho organization than that. I think Ray Lewis was quoted saying, I slapped the shit out this bitch. Of course, the difference, though, is you have the L.A. Rams cheerleaders, which are this. Yeah, I'm getting. And then you have the mail.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I'm getting to that. She had a tummy on her, too, like you said. The Ravens also featured several men on the cheerleading squad. Carolina Panthers, they broke the seal. They had the first transgender athlete on its squad until this year. That cheerleader could run a 4-5-40 and probably burned Dion Sanders and his prime down the sideline. I bet your dad's proud, huh? I suck cock, and I love it.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. You know your son looks like a fagic to me. The Vikings put out a statement in defense of the two-girls slash guy fellas. Male chairleaders have been part of previous Viking teams and have long been associated with collegiate and professional cheerleading. Yes, male cheerleaders have been around for a long time. George W. Bush was one of them at Yale, I think, or one of the schools he went to. But the difference is they were clearly straight males not acting like women.
Starting point is 00:36:29 They were males assisting picking up the women so they could do their chairs and doing what straight guys do when you lift a beautiful young girl up. Look up her skirt and her panties. You don't do this shit. I just fucking rip the muscle. That's God getting at me for being anti-fag. But do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, there were, there's male chairlady's in college forever.
Starting point is 00:36:54 They also get like scholarships because they're great athletes. These two, they're going to be dead soon of some type of monkey ball disease. What was that called monkey pox? Yeah, monkey pot. See how they do it though? They've been around forever. That's what NBC News says. We support all our chairladyers and are proud of the role they play as the ambassadors of our organization.
Starting point is 00:37:17 There you go. There goes the NFL. And I notice at Fenway Park still, still a Black Lives Matter sign. Even after fucking finding out, I mean, black people hate BLM, they were a big scam. They made a ton of money, bought houses out in L.A., had nothing to do with fucking whatever. And in their mission statement, I've said this before, their mission statement on Black Life Matter's website said, to overthrow the American government. Yet Fenway, that stupid town of bought, I don't mean the time. town, I mean the politics and the politicians,
Starting point is 00:37:52 and I knew people who vote them in, you still get that up there with pride. Well, put up a Klan thing, which they kind of do, because every time what's his name, Crocays on the mound, 3Ks go up immediately. It's true. I always laugh at that. It's how you know I'm silly.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Anytime it pitches, pitching, and he has three strikeouts. Some of them are backwards. But anyways, We have one more clip of them in action. Let's take a look. You go, girl. Oh, my aching step.
Starting point is 00:38:37 I do this every morning to loosen up in front of the mirror. Andy says it's wrong. I said it just feels good. All right. I'm getting queasy. Of course, the steady cam operator has to go just to him and focus on him.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Yeah. I don't think that was a broadcast, but yeah, it's probably his life partner, Kevin, in the crowd. Let me zoom in on that nectarine ass of yours, Phil. Oh my God. I can't wait to get off the planet.
Starting point is 00:39:14 It won't be long. If I keep taking Advil PM like the Skittles. I didn't even recognize my wife and I walked in a kitchen. My brain was so fry. I got to do it, man. Now I'm waking up every two hours. Can somebody explain it? Something is bothering me deeply.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Might have been that thing with a Cubscott a few years ago that I buried in my backyard. Let's move on to... There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Things crack in my ear. I don't know why. In our RTR segment, reverse the races today.
Starting point is 00:39:49 A daycare worker in Georgia, it was arrested for child abuse. Authority said as the father of a toddler, under her care, shared heartbreaking pictures. The dad shares heartbreaking pictures of his son, little son, with a black eye and a swollen face. Yvette Thurston, seen here, the San Diego Zoo. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world. didn't exist. This piece of shit, Yvette Thurston,
Starting point is 00:40:23 54, by the way, faces three counts of first-degree child abuse and one of first-degree aggravated battery.
Starting point is 00:40:33 You fat, nasty, black bitch. She was taken into custody on Monday following a report of alleged abuse at Little Blessings
Starting point is 00:40:42 Child Care in Bainbridge. Corey Weeks, a U.S. Marine, and his dad I mean, and dad, sorry, took to Facebook to share pictures of the frightening injuries suffered by his one-year-old son Clay on his first day, first day, I repeat, and his brother was there too, at the church child care facility. Weeks posted, posts included graphic pictures showing his son Clay's badly batted face, including a black eye, swelling to his right
Starting point is 00:41:13 cheek and multiple cuts. Looks like he was in a ring. with an adult we were told this is in quotes we were told another child in clay's class did this type of damage with a plastic toy the father said before adding that he eventually tracked down video and that's a good dad i wonder how many would be too lazy and just went oh no uh he tracked down video which tells me he might have been a little suspicious in a for he'll hear my point in a minute i'm pretty sure you can guess what it is track down video surveillance footage of the incident
Starting point is 00:41:45 that showed that fat piece of shit woman attacking his son the severity he says this is the father talking and I quote the severity of the acts of violence to our son has everyone confident that this was not her first time
Starting point is 00:42:00 once again lack of vetting everybody's on fucking automatic in this country we trusted this facility to care and love our kids and on their first day that was violent he wrote. Look at that little kid's faith.
Starting point is 00:42:16 And this is why we prejudge. And I got nothing wrong with it. I'll say it again. If you're walking down the street and there's a pack of minorities coming at, your young tufts, cross the fucking street. And like I said, even if you're wrong, oh, you hurt their feelings. Nick, you can't judge a whole. Shut up with that because you have to. When you're looking for a daycare center, we're going to interview 400 of them.
Starting point is 00:42:41 You have that kind of time? or you're going to go, you know what? I've seen a hit. Because don't act like this hasn't happened before. We've showed footage of old people getting the shit kicked out of them by black orderlies at a nursing home. White old people.
Starting point is 00:42:59 I'm still waiting to see the reverse. I'm sure it's happened somewhere, but if it did, you would have seen it a thousand times. Can you imagine if this kid was black and the teacher, the child care woman, was white? Are you fucking kidding me? CNN would run this on a loop. we'll be talking about this nonstop for the next two years.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I'm not exaggerating as a proof of, you know, systematic racism. There is systemic racism. It's on the other side. You're, sorry, Mr. Marine. I would never leave my kids with somebody like that. Just from the history. Just even if it's one tenth of one percent that that could happen. It's my kid.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I wouldn't fucking. And I'm not saying it can't happen at a, at a, you know, at a white own, there's been abuse at whatever, but not racially. We know her, we know her hate. We know her hate for that. That's a fucking hate crime. And again, was it mentioned anywhere else? It should be the front of the New York Times.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Guaranteed they didn't even touch it. If I did, it was page 42 under the funnies. That? Oh, my God. Can you imagine the father watching the footage? You've got to give him credit for not finding out where she lived and taking matters into her own hands, like my dad would have. But you do that, then you're in jail, and your kid doesn't have a father.
Starting point is 00:44:35 So you pay somebody. Call Vito up the street. be a drug cartels, sex, you know, trafficker. They're everywhere, just grab one. Go, I'll give you 15 grand of cash. They jump at it. Anyhow. Hey, Chichurus!
Starting point is 00:44:57 Leip Dick Dix Salon! I get tickets for this guy. Oh, and now is this, a nodding break in the one. Do you know Comey has all that guy's old stuff? Dallas did a nice thing there. That's called a little sugar after the castor oil. That's what we try to do here.
Starting point is 00:45:36 But I'm not going to skip a story like that because it's too heavy. Because that's how I made my bones in this business. talking about shit like that on tough crowd and being outspoken now I go on the internet I'm seeing young comedians acting like they're breaking new ground doing black jokes and all kinds of shit saying you know you're welcome and I'm happy for you get the message out start a TV station balance this shit finally tonight and your sister's boil can this has really nothing to nothing but I love this should have come out of FLA, but it didn't. It was Louisiana, I believe.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Construction crane causes much pain. I love, remember in San Diego, a guy stole a tank from a military? I was at the, I was at La Jolla at the performing at the comedy store, and I'm watching the news in the green room. There's a guy not too far from Loha. I think it was down in La Jolla. It was in San Diego somewhere. In a military tank, going down the street, running up and over like park cars. And he's got the hatch open.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I'm sorry. A bit of me admires those fucking nuts, but they are nuts. This is not as exciting, but pretty similar. A Louisiana man was arrested after allegedly hijacking a construction crane and blocking traffic on an inestate, triggering a series of car crashes,
Starting point is 00:47:04 which is not good, that left two people injured and led to a prolonged traffic jam. Come on, God damn it. Come on, let's go, let's go! Let's go! Imagine you get your head out the window. I wonder what happened. Maybe somebody hit an elk or something.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Put up the picture of the guy, please. Like Dallas said, he looks. There's this peacefulness about him. Like, he just got busted for loitering, according to him. He looks like as crazy, he's a shit house rat. What's this motherless fuck's name? Matthew Vincent. 37 of Vinton was taken into custody Saturday after police received multiple reports of cars crashing into a work zone around 5.30 a.m.
Starting point is 00:47:54 On Interstate 10 near Louisiana Highway 108, Louisiana State Police had to check it out. When cops arrived, they found the crane sitting in the median with its cables hanging over the westbound lanes. The cable struck a passing vehicle, which led to three. three more collisions and a wild scene. Detectives eventually discovered a ram pickup truck key fob inside the crane. He leaves his keys in it and found a truck matching it in a field south of I-10 near the crash site. Vincent had driven the truck off the highway, you know, the pickup truck, into the field before getting stuck. Then he fled on foot.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Why would you? What would motivate you? Well, there's a crane. I'm going to hotwire it. Cause some shit. Uh, anyways, he, yeah, he took off and got stuck in a field. Then he fled on foot across the interstate unlawfully, entered the crane. Oh, this was before.
Starting point is 00:48:51 I'm sorry. Uh, once inside, Vincent allegedly moved the crane's boom arm, onto the roadway, causing major damage to the piece of equipment, obstructing the roadway and causing a prolonged closure of the interstate. Vincent was charged with one count of simple burglary. I love the terms. I have to fucking Google where they come up with this. simple burglary, aggravated obstruction of a highway, criminal mischief.
Starting point is 00:49:16 You think that would come under the first two? And pedestrian on the interstate, I get kicked off the interstate. I used to hitchhike from University of Maine down to University of New Hampshire to see my girlfriend on the weekends I was so in love with. And two different times, state cops told me to get off the highway. You can't hitchhike on a highway. So I got off and I waited a few minutes. like an idiot got back on
Starting point is 00:49:44 the same cop comes around he goes what do you do it he wasn't even mad at me I would always get picked up by an 18 wheeler though
Starting point is 00:49:56 some guy I remember this guy picked me up going back to Maine from New Hampshire right out of a magazine right out of a movie like a Peewee Herman
Starting point is 00:50:06 fucking driving a big truck he goes University of Maine huh because he was from Maine he goes Dallas I swear to goes to me. They still do them, panty raids up there.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Like a psychotic. I'm like, can you let me out here? All the way up to man, he takes you. It was great. Can you imagine being a love for that? I wouldn't, I wouldn't fucking rent to Uber to see a girl today. Anyways, criminal mischief, pedestrian on the interstate, and two counts of negligent injuring. Well, most injuring is negligent. Not always. And five counts of his. hit-and-run driving. His bond was only $3,500. I mean, he had more charges than Bundy for Christ's sake.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Right? Holy moly. That's enough for today, kids. I thought that was a well-rounded show. We got in some heavy politics. We got in some racial shit. And we got a guy who has a wet dream about operating a crane. That's it.
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