The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Receives Brotherly Love | Nick Di Paolo Show #1590

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Trump in Philly, Snopes dopes and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder��s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

["Sweet Home Alone"] I use can't leave. Hi. Hi. Welcome to Make-A-Wish. Why? Why is that funny, Nick? Kids with kids... I don't know. Hi, welcome to Make-A-Wish. Why? Why is that funny, Nick? Kids with kids? I don't know. I'm not laughing at the kids. I'm just laughing at... I don't know. Anyways. You're laughing with them.

I'm laughing with them through their tubes. Jesus H. Christ. How are you, folks? It's Monday. As long as the Bengals did a song, there's something about her being late for the trip. Anyways, it's Monday and I will be on Steve at Crowder's live. I'll be in Texas with him in studio this Wednesday morning and then Thursday night for the big debate with Trump and Biden they'll be live streaming that

which those are blasts actually the debate between Trump and CNN that's right it's two on one actually one on one because Biden's dead I'm fucking real I still can't believe they're gonna do this. I still can't believe the Dems are putting him out there I don't care how much people go well, they'll drag him up and stuff, you know, he did all right there on the state of the union Okay. Yeah, that's true. That was six months ago He has been declining every second since then I just don't see this going well for him since then. I just don't see this going well for him. Trump could be funny and like squat down below the podium and come up like a puppet and Biden would just keep talking not realizing. I mean it's gonna be a fucking he should be and I'm reading all kinds of you know people

give him his opinion but it would be good if he he did it respectfully but you know I don't need that when a guy's trying to put me in jail and ruin my life in the last four years I wouldn't be respectful but people are saying because you know because the women at home ago oh he was too right you know and the faggy progressive guys who vogue Democrat the fucking might as well grow a clit excuse my French. Is that French? Clit, clit, clit, clit, clit, clit. Balls on this prick.

Oh, shut up. Fun with sound. Anyways, real quick headline. I just read that, you know, Putin's blaming the United States because the Ukrainians bombed Crimea this weekend and they used apparently US bombs. Immunitions. Immunitions, that's the word. According to Putin and some children get killed so he says be ready for retaliation.

Whatever that means. Well you got the border wide open and half the fucking you know, there's been a lot of terrorists We already know what that are here. So, you know that are usually Enemies of Putin but he could call them because they have a common enemy us So, I mean we're right and nobody's listening even fucking FBI is going we are we are at a high alert And they don't even put that out. Remember we had the color thing under Bush? They don't even say that. Anyways, I'm getting off track. Red Sox.

Here's a segue. I don't know what I'm watching with the Red Sox. I am fucking in absolute awe of how these guys are performing. They haven't lost a series since the middle of may or some shit it's fucking insane took the phillies again yankees two best teams of baseball went up to toronto oh i forgot there was somebody after that there's two games here wasn't there was somebody at home i don't know but they went up to seri up to toronto this week and took a sick to swept them But they went up to seri up to toronto this week and took a sick took swept them

That went into cincinnati took two or three from them and i mean jaron derain could be fucking have mvp votes And and and one of the games in cincinnati Did he home or that game he drove in the tying run and then uh some guy fed a reds They're down by like a run with a guy on hits a ball to centerfield He robs him his glove goes over the fence so he ties the game robs him stole two bases I mean, and he's on a 14 game hit streak 13 or 14 It's fucking insane He went from like, you know

Whatever you guys don't care, I don't blame you. But I'm just saying, nobody expected this, six games over 500. You can go read all the pre-fucking season shit and say they'll be ten under and they're doing it and they're not even healthy. It's fucking odd, but fun to watch. Who cares? Let's get into lesbians. City of Biggley Love. See what I did there? During the rally in Philly, Pennsylvania on Saturday, Trump said that if elected on day one, he would sign an executive order to slash federal funding. Why am I saying this when I'm going to show you the clip?

Boy, not paying attention. Push a critical race theory, transgenderism, other inappropriate racial, sexual, or political content in schools. He also said this I think they were talking about his VP choice is that what this one's asking? Oh that's at the end of it? All right here's Trump. And I will not give one to any school that has a vaccine mandate or a mask This is true. I am your voice. This is true. Trump has been a vocal opponent of vaccine and mask mandates, as anybody should be who's

all for democracy. In August 2023, Trump stated in a post on Truth Social that Americans will not comply with another round of vaccine and mask mandates or lockdowns. The former president promised to cut federal funding to any school, college, airline or public transportation system that imposes a mask mandate or a vaccine mandate. In April, Trump's campaign told Breitbart News that Biden and his campaign would love nothing more than to have the government shut down the lives of Americans and to be able to control every aspect of citizens' lives of Americans and to be able to control

every aspect of citizens lives. You can't argue with any of that. The comments from the Trump campaign come in response to a job listing from the Biden campaign requiring potential applicants to be up to date on their COVID-19 vaccine vaccination status. You fucking believe it? And they're calling him the dictator. Employees of the Biden campaign are required to have up to date COVID-19 vaccines. And I guarantee they're not the shots you're getting. The former president's comments on the topic of the transgenderism come after he previously vowed during a roundtable event in Michigan last weekend to keep the radical left-wing

gender ideology away from children. Trump's comments, especially those regarding the topic of transgenderism, comes as President Joe Biden and his stupid administration have highlighted efforts to provide freaks and trolls, transgender individuals, they're not all freaks and trolls, but there's some that, yeah, with protections. That's that's his Do we get along and I mean do we agree on anything and that's not little things? Oh, that's right. Look at them that stupid scarecrow.

Oh my god Well, this is a big story over the weekend. Snopes. Oh, I'm sorry. Did it say video? Did I miss it? Are you sure? All right. I believe you. Trust me.

On Monday. We have more video of Trump. Yeah. He's talking about possible VP candidates. Yeah, I'm sorry. Well, if you knew that, you would probably be up for a major. She said he's going to give a hand job. You know, it's just saying, who do you like?

Who do you like? And there were so many different answers. We have a lot of good ones. I'll be announcing it right around the time of the convention. Okay. And then why Virginia? Why make it a big play in Virginia? Do you think you can flip some of the people there red?

Well, we're getting we're actually two points up in Virginia. Virginia is not a state that a Republican generally wins, hasn't won it for decades. And we, you know, we're leading in Virginia, we're leading in Minnesota. That one hasn't been won since 1972, and we have a very good chance of, I think we're gonna win a lot of places that people never even thought about because our country is in a dire shape. Have you ever heard a negative thing out of him? No. as far as talk about positivity i can't even he almost makes me believe in it yeah so that was him in philly uh and and and he he went to you know pat's and tony's cheesesteak and bought everybody a cheesesteak and it was packed now you gotta remember remember Republicans don't go there. That's Biden territory. Yeah, fuck Joe

if he's not, if Biden doesn't throw him in jail. I'm fucka. I can't believe what we're watching. Holy, and I can't believe they're calling Trump the dictator. You guys are really evil fucks. Anyhow, hey, second half of the show I will be talking about once again, California, the state leading as far as retardedness. Excuse me. And it shouldn't come as a surprise because they're hardcore Marxists and they wouldn't

know how to run a business. They raised their minimum wage to 20 bucks and it's having the effect everybody on the right predicted and they must know by now, we've been through this a thousand times, they raise their minimum wage to 20 bucks and it's having the effect everybody on the right predicted and they must know by now we've been through this a thousand times McDonald's are closed small restaurants that have been open for 30 years chain restaurants are closing left and right good going Gavin and uh what else oh climate activists again, are doing their stupid shenanigans, this time during a major golf tournament. Not major, major, quote major, but you know what I mean,

a big one on NBC, whatever the fuck. And I say they should be shot on sight. Doesn't have to be lethal, rubble bullets, metal pellets, nothing to kill them. Hollow point. Yes I think that could come under non-lethal. I had a joke about a hollow. Oh my bit was um it was a punchline I used hollow I worked that into a bit about me and my buddy were in a car doing a going to a gig and I was driving and he goes you know you're doing a hundred and two

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Snopes in Biden dopes have gotten together And Biden dopes have gotten together. Actually, they haven't. They parted ways. Snopes, as you know, folks, they passed themselves off as a, there you go, as a, you know, the final word in the truth, fact checker, you know, which is silly. Anybody that does that, and that's their mission statement

today, you're fucking high to believe it. So they've been far left. Anything Republicans said for years have been considered lies and all kinds of horseshit. Everybody knows Snopes is. Anyways, so that gives you an idea. The Trump campaign says a recent fact check report debunking the claim that then-President Trump spoke favorably of neo-Nazis in 2017 shows President Biden and his campaign had promoted a lie and called on them not to promote the hoax again. Right? Left-leaning fact-checking website Snopes published a piece this Saturday debunking claims promoted by President

Biden and some members of the media that following the unite the right rally in Charlottesville Virginia seven years ago Trump called neo-nazis and they quote very fine people which nobody fucking believed except you guys who vote Democrat and people it's no Biden has repeatedly cited the false claim for seven years now, even saying it was the impetus for his 2020 White House run against Trump. It means, sit on this cocksucker. Do you believe that? So somebody made a good point in the paper. They said that means his run was predicated on a lie. The whole fucking, you can literally say his whole thing has been predicated on a lie.

And this is, yeah, now they're piled up. Trump, I mean, Snopes, this is a far left. Why are they coming around now? That's the first question you have to ask yourself. If you're going to be in this left right battle shit, if you're going to play the game even though I think the whole thing's fix little coke I'm my theory is something's up when Snopes does this like right before a big event like the debate or the election five months from now and they make a do a

360 or a 180 whatever you want to call it. There's something up, something smells. Trump, here's my prediction by the way, after the debate, I really, I am 100% sure it's going to go horribly for Biden. He could have a great debate and then he's walking off, he falls, it's over. But I'm just saying, I think you're going to see a replacement. You know I've been saying that for two years now or more.

Trump campaign national press secretary Caroline Levitt, once again another ugly girl working for Trump, told Fox News on Sunday that the Snopes fact check shows Biden and other corrupt Democrats promoted a lie and a hoax. The Charlottesville lie was another hoax perpetuated by the corrupt Democrats and their mouthpieces in the fake news media. See now other people are coming around though.

So just like the Hunter Biden laptop, the Russian collusion scandal and so many others, all in an attempt to smear Trump. Joe Biden's campaign must end any advertising that pushes this lie because they still use it because Trump has once again been proven right she said. Well Trump did say there were very fine people on both sides. He also specifically noted that he was not talking about the neo-nazis in white supremacists and said they should be condemned totally. Therefore we have rated this claim false," Snopes wrote.

Yeah, it took you seven years to dig that up? The fact check, which comes just days ahead of the first debate between Trump and Biden, hmm, wonder why, now aligns with Trump's longstanding argument that the remarks were taken out of context before they quickly spread on social media and were promoted by the left and members of the media. So, yeah, exactly, exactly. I mean, just the timing stinks. You guarantee somebody at the White House called Snopes and said, look, this is what

we're going to do going forward. This is what you have to do I'm telling you I can hear it the timing is very odd you have to admit that was big news because Snopes is you know I first I didn't know what they were when that when I first heard of him and I was checking him I'm going going, wait a minute. The truth is very slanted. I don't see any right wing think tanks going, we are the final word on what is true and what is not. I really don't see that. And idiots on the left are going, Fox?

No, they don't. There's people at Fox News who can't stand Trump. But you wouldn't know that because you wouldn't fucking lower yourself to watch five minutes So kiss my grits. Sorry for the language The closest thing would be Veritas and things like that where they actually go through and But they go deep in to uncover real shit Yeah

So there's no lying going on a bias there. It's just the unfettered truth Which is fucking great. And Crowder has a team that does that. Some of the people worked at Veritas. And I can't stay at that hotel no more. If I walk by, they'll still call the cops. Excuse me. Too bad, Hilton, I loved your place.

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