The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Releases Epstein Files | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1820

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about ​​Cursed Disney World, Media Making Texas A&M Incident About Race, Richard Dreyfuss a Dick, Trump To Release Epstein Files, Harvard Professor Relieved of Duties, Kevin Spacey Homeless, A Loss of Joss and an Incredible Archaeological Find! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Balls on this prick. Yeah. My prick has bowls. Welcome to the live lineup. Did I say that yesterday? I don't know if I've read. Where you get my show, you get Lauder with Crowder, all these other great shows for free.

If you want to watch it all ad-free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the app. You can get all kinds of apps. What? This is a guy pretending. Today I'm going to be talking about all kinds of shit. Important stuff.

chicken salad recipes, hairdoes, fake titties. Somebody likes it. I'm going to be bringing up a kind of an update on a story. We've been following for about three weeks. Apparently, if you want to get rid of somebody, bring them to Disney World. You don't have to whack them anymore. Just give them a hotel room. Also, the media, especially one guy, making a big incident out of the,

a big story out of that little incident with the state trooper and the, the, South Carolina players and stuff. Also, Richard Dreyfus and the nose, his sons out there saying, look, the guy, I don't like him. They love each other, they just don't like each other. Also, Larry Summers, if you guys remember, he was the president of Harvard at one time. And the first time he got in trouble was about 10 years ago.

Was Trump an officer at that point? I don't know. And he said all he said was women don't go towards, They don't study math and science. They pick other, and remember the fucking feminists went nuts on him. They wanted him fired at all. His own making. Anyways, his name came up a few times in the Epstein thing.

And I'm sure a lot of other names will come up. So that's what we're covering today on the show. Watch the Bruins last night. They go West Coast trip open with the ducks who are very good this year. And, I mean, their ducks are a good team. And the Bruins outplayed the shit out of them. Their goalie was standing on his head, as they like to say. Bruins had 30 shots at the end of two periods.

And this fucker was making, I mean, not easy saves either. Anyways, they kept going back and forth. They were down by two. They'd tie it. Then they'd go down. And then they give one up. It's three to three. They give it up with about two minutes left in the game.

There was a nice scrap in there somewhere. I don't remember who. I do not hate this Bruins team. I got to tell you, I don't think there's much depth there. I mean, somebody gets hurt, you know, like McAvoy. Did I tell you about McAvoy get a puck in the mouth? He took a slap shot in the mouth. Dude, you can see on the replay, you can see his teeth come out.

You see fucking, I thought it might have been part of his chin strap. I think it's his teeth. And his mouth is all deformed like, you could see it. Blood all over the ice and shit. That was a, I don't know, a week ago, not even a week ago. So he's out. So as far as depth, I don't know, you know. but this guy Gordon Geeky, I think that's his name.

We picked him up a couple of years ago. His career high was 17 goals. No, it was 14. Then he got 17 with us. Then last year he doubled at the 34. This year he had two more last night. He's got 13 or 14. And he's, you know, right up there with the leaders.

This guy, nobody knew him as a goal. And he can shoot the park rick of a mother. Anyways, you guys don't care about this, but I get excited. I don't have much of a life. I'm married, a little bit of the suburbs. I'm saying. Oh, hello. What the fuck else?

I don't know. I thought I had something else for you, but I don't know. Who's playing tonight? I don't even know. That'll be fun. My brother's on the lead of the whole pool. There's 120-something people in there. Bill's Texans.

Bill's Texans. I took the bills to cover. Can't stay in the Texans. There's a few teams. if I could boot out of the league, I'd start with the Titans and the Carolina Panthers and the – Agreed. And the Texan.

Those three – I don't know why they do nothing for me, you know. I don't know why. And I'm not to insult people in those – you know, don't get me wrong. I'm glad you got a pro team. I just – I don't know. I mean, if they were the Houston Oilers of old, then different stories. Yeah, can we change it back to that and give them their own uniforms and shit? Earl Campbell days.

And they were good every year, and they would try to catch the steel. in the 70s, they would always come in second to the Steelers, and then they got real good. And the greatest comeback I ever saw, I remember I was living on the east side of Manhattan, one time that I lived on the east side of Manhattan and my four-story walk-up, that was easy to, luckily it was furnished. I still remember on a Saturday afternoon,

it was a playoff game. I think the Bills and Houston Oilers, might have been aFC championship, I can't remember. Anyways, Frank Reich comes in for the, bills, they're down by, oh, I don't know. If you Google it, I'll just make up the numbers, but they were down by like three touchdowns with about 10 minutes left. And this motherfucker rallied them.

At that point, it was like they were the greatest comebacks ever. And it was kind of snowy and shit. That's the stuff that, you know, that's the stuff I remember, not kids baptisms and important shit. My mother's birthday. Earl Campbell, still my favorite football player of all time. Guy was about 5'10. His thighs were my torso.

Each thigh, I'm not even exaggerating. And he ran, he was like a track star on top of it. So he could run around you, which he did, or he'd run you the fuck over. They call him the Tyler Rose from Tyler, Texas. And a nice guy. Even now, he's old. He's got a gray bear. But even then, he was a quiet, nice fucking guy.

And they gave him a commercial. He was so famous at one point. Skoll. Imagine that fucking, you could advertise skull. And he's on the beach and like a, they got him in like a speedo. His fucking legs, just to show up his legs. And he's got two chicks of bikinis. And he says, he's got to the sun, I got the sea.

Something about it just bit pinch between my teeth and go. Everybody was imitating and it shit. But Google him running over people. He had four touchdowns on a Monday night against the dolphins. I remember him just going around the end. Even plays who had the angle on him, he left in the dust. And he's like 235 pounds. And there was a linebacker for the Rams named Isaiah Robertson,

who was an all-pro every year. Campbell in one game, I remember, it's a famous clip. Campbell runs up the middle, drills him in the chest. This is an all-pro linebacker and keeps driving him for like 10 yards, and the guy just falls off him. He was one of those freak Bo Jackson-type dudes. you know, like me. White, 4.640.

Anyhow. Let's get to it, I guess. Fuck it. And by the way, I just want to say, on the Rumble, I don't even know how it works, folks. I come here, I'm the best, I do my show. I don't ask any questions and shit. Then I get filled in between my manager

and my wife, mostly, monitoring everything, who's, once again, she was like the star of the show. but there's a big screen and there's a little screen when you watch me on Rumble, right? Apparently there's a big one and there's a few little ones and the big ones where you want to be. You get big numbers. I've already proven that. But there are bigger names I understand in the lineup than me like Crowder and so I get that. But apparently it's me and this girl from, it used to be on Bongino show.

And they sort of have me about her and kind of playing. And I haven't been in the big screen in a while. And when I am, I put up good numbers because you get to feed off the guy in front of you. I'm not bitching. I'm just explaining how it works. But the guy in front of me, Andrew Wilson, apparently does a lot of other stuff. So he's not always there. We're supposed to let people know when we're not going to be there.

But I have no lead in. So I'm just saying, when I do, and I'm in the big screen, the numbers are in the hundreds of thousands. So once again, I'm on the outside looking in, whether it's fucking stand up. It just, I want to fucking kill somebody. Me. Yes. I could have been a plumber. I could have been somebody.

You should have looked off of me, child. It could have been a pipe fitter. Let's get to it. the most tragic place on earth. As close to magical. See what I did there? Oh!

A fifth person has died at lavish Florida Disney World Resort in a chilling... I think the Gambino family are hiding bodies behind the fucking... What's that ride? The Caterpillar? Florida Disney Resort

in a chilling string of deaths in less than a month that's cast a dark shadow over the most magical, I call it, tragical place on Earth. So if your kids annoying you and shit and you really didn't want them in the first place, bring them down there, get them a nice day pass. The unidentified guest was reportedly pronounced dead at Disney Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa in Lake Buena Vista,

just steps from Disney Springs on November 8th. The Orange County Medical Examiners Office confirmed that. They should make a ride where they just put these dead people on it. And you just get to watch them they should put them in roller coasters unstrapped in and see who can stay in the longest and you can bet and you can bet on them on a big screen

I got the 22 year old girl who's apparently he was the biggest fan of DesiMere she fucking shot herself anyways that would be a hell of it wouldn't that come on that would be funny the grim news was first reported by Mickey Mouse him and Donald Duck found a body

under Daffy Duck I don't even know. He's probably one of brother character. The grim news was first reported by a Disney World focused X account. Well, somebody on X watches Walt Disney World. It's called Active Calls, which tracks real-time police activity

across the massive theme park. That's a big theme park when you have to have your own cop radio. You know what I'm saying? They're like, yeah, I don't even know. Stay away from it. It's a small world because it's a black world after all over there. Oh, I enjoy that one.

So much. I have a copy. Well, this is what this paper is for. Hold on. Sure. I got it. Oh, Jesus. How he used to hand in my papers. Here go, teacher. I know it's late. It's got diarrhea on it. Anyways, a person was first reported down.

At the second. Two-yard line. Yeah. At Saratoga Springs property at 318. p.m. according to the account. Minutes later it delivered a grim update that the individual was dead. Bye, bye.

The Victorian-style resort tucked between manicured golf course greens and packed with pools and spas. Bo's studio and multi-bedroom villas complete with living and dining areas. How about living and dining, you mean

dying areas? Living and dying areas. In, uh, in-room laundry, in full kitchens, with some stays, here we go, only in America, costing a staggering, get this, folks, $2,300 a night. Let me tell you, there's no kids worth that. None. It's probably the parents jumping off.

They're just changing the stories once they get the bill. Who had the $50 snickers out of the mini-bar. I'll fucking slap you silly. No further details about their mysterious deaths have been released the airy wave of deaths at the sprawling theme park started on October 14th when Disney Superfan, Summer, maybe she wasn't that big a fan apparently, Summer Iquitz, and yes, I'm making light of this shit because they're not my friends, I don't know, I'm not my relatives. And that's what we do in America.

Again, I know, whatever, you're not watching me. Kiss my grits. 31 years old. I don't want to see anybody die. I was found dead at the contemporary resort. And again, when I hear dead people in hotels, I'm going to go to the guest at the front desk and look for the name Putin. Found dead at the contemporary resort and an apparent suicide hours after she vanished from her Illinois home. Just days later, just this is days after she kills herself. Another guest at the park identified only as a man in his 60s, whoa, that's really respectful

of you, died from a pre-existing medical condition. Okay, that was just a coincidence. Yeah, pre-existing medical condition. Yeah. At Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground on October 21st. He had a medical condition. Maybe he shouldn't have been traveling. Maybe he got all excited on one of the rides.

I've never had pains like this before. Oh, this is the worst one I ever had, son. Oh, it's the worst one. This is a big one. I'm dying. You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you. Still funny.

Tragedy struck the contemporary resort again on October 23rd. These are like not even spaced out that far. When 28-year-old Matthew Alecone, an aspiring and football referee from Los Angeles was watching a game, saw how bad the officiating was, and was sad about what he was going to do for a career. He took his own. Now, inspiring football referee from L.A. leapt from the 12th floor of the popular hotel. in an apparent suicide.

What the fuck? Unnecessary roughness. And on November 2nd, a woman in her 40s was found unresponsive at a Disney's Pop Century Resort, a budget hotel connected to Epcot.

It's too complicated for me. I don't even fucking understand it. A budget, you've got $2,300 a night, and then you've got a budget hotel connected to Epcot. Guess you get all kinds of food at that hotel? I don't know how. works.

And Hollywood Studios near the famed skyliner. Whatever the fuck that is. Was later pronounced dead. I mean, what is going on? So when are you taking the wife? Boy, did you just plant the seed? You shouldn't have planted.

You know why I wouldn't do that? I'd be the one that end up dead. Hey, a fucking veteran comedian from the Comedy Center Rose. I can't even make jokes because I don't know the play. We found them in a small world after all. I don't know.

midgetts dancing on them. I don't know what to tell you fucking, what you're taking the one. Oh my God. Come on. Work with me. Anyways. Yeah, I, that is fun. I mean, it's just so ironic. It's supposed to be the happy, literally happiest play. And to me, it just sums up the dark times we're living in. I'm waiting for them to find somebody important. You know, find AOC in the, in the, in the, you know,

the machine parts of the rides. never get so lucky. You're probably right about that. Let's move on. I'm sad. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I like a guy playing a drums to that.

I've seen a lot of white nagers. Come on, it's a three, four. And I reverse the races segment tonight. A Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper. A Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper. Does that make sense to you? relieved of his game day duties after having a run-in with South Carolina player Nick Harbour. By the way, he spells it NYCK. That's just, again, the black mom fighting against the white system,

and that's all that is. They misspell words on purpose. With every ounce of their being, they hate whatever the establishment is. It's why they cross lights very slow. It's all that shit. It's why they wear their hats different than you. You should know all that. During Saturday's game against Texas A&M, we'll show the clip again of the end. incident. The cop was a bit of a dick. Hey, well, I'll give you Jason Whitlock, who's brilliant.

Jason Whitlock, um, does a video show his, what he says about it? No, right? So I don't want the video there yet. Oh, that's, I'm sorry, I'm looking at the video.

Yeah, I'm sorry. So Jason Whitlock weighed in on its, on his own show and we, is that what it said? Yeah. You weren't drunk when you were typing? No, I just copy.

No, I know. So Jason Whitlock weighed in on it on his show and paid this. That's what it says. God bless AI. It's a horrible look. Jason Willow, and this guy, I am so, he is so good. First of all, he's just a great right. Period.

And he sees race the way we see it. When I say we, I don't just mean white people, people who get it. There's plenty of black people. who don't like what they see too. And this guy just gets it. I'm sure he catches a bunch of shit from black community, but he's, you know, he's very popular. It's a horrible look for the state trooper, Jason Whitlock said.

I think they had every right to pull him from the game and say, hey, man, what are you doing? Go home, which I kind of agree with. However, that is not what has happened since then, he says. Rather, the state trooper is now being used as an example of police brutality. So we go from beating Rodney King for about 20 minutes with night sticks to an accidental elbows. That's all you need to know.

And of course, Ryan Clark, Ryan Clark, there he goes. That's him getting a blowjob and being very happy. That's him. Whitey hater, and you can tell, I've never seen it without a furlbrow. And of course, Ryan Clark, a whitey hater, had to twist it to fit his racist black slash liberal narrative. And this was his take on it, of course. course.

What happened at the Texas A&M, South Carolina football game is unacceptable for an officer who is there to protect everyone in the stadium to walk toward those young players with that level of aggression, that level of intention. He said he was wrong to walk towards those young men with that

level of aggression. See how blinded and how twisted? Every time I hear somebody this ignorant, I think of the media and what they've done to people. And it's not just athletes, you Now, it's white liberals who are responsible for this train of thought. Go ahead.

And that level of purpose and purpose being nothing for good is something that just can't happen. And now, if you are these young men's parents, this is worst case scenario for you. This is something you've coached your kids through. You've told them how to behave. You told them what to say. You've told them how to look. And you've told them all of these things just to stay alive. Pause.

Do you hear that? did you hear that line of bullshit? And we've been hearing it for 30 years. I remember reading articles where black parents would go, I don't want my kids to go out. I'm not afraid of the crime. It's the cops.

I have to teach them how to act, how to behave, because it's different. And then you put on TV for the last 25 years or clips, watch clips on the internet for five minutes. Or watch an episode of cops from 20 years ago. You tell me black people

afraid of the cops. all I see is them resisting arrest. That's how it results in shootings. Even when they get pulled over for DUI, whether it's a black woman in our 20s, a black guy in his 60s, they start arguing and fighting. And it's the biggest myth on earth

that black people are somehow in danger when they're around cops. And you teach them how to act, how to speak? Oh, yeah. I haven't seen any of those yet on TV. Well, that's because they only showed a bad ones. Get the fuck out of here. This is the classic brainwashing that nobody buys it anymore, Ryan.

Hard-hitting safety, by the way. Good player. Remember, Redskins and a few other teams. Nobody's buying that shit, Ryan. You say it's, go ahead. So now in this situation, someone who is in that stadium to protect them is the aggressor. And here's my biggest problem with the whole thing. There's 100,000 people in the stands.

Because. 100,000 people. That's the new thing, by the way. Talk like a little boy when they say their elves. The whole thing. It's making me fucking nuts. I pick up, I'm sorry, folks. I can't help it.

If it's a white guy, if I can pronounceing shit wrong, I'd get nuts too. I'm just saying. People. There's a few other words like that. Keto. Not, well, Axe guy, no.

They've been doing that forever. Brooklyn, Italians, have been doing that. But these are particularly black. Instead of saying kettle, kettle. Kettle. Kettle. Anything else from this dope? Higher football teams on the field,

and there were millions of people watching on TV. Listen to this stupid comment. So what kind of decisions does this officer make when no one is watching? I don't know. probably, I'll tell you what kind of decisions. Life saving decisions. He's got a split second to figure out whether a guy that looks like you, who's an attempted Mercedes, has a gun or is that a watch in his hand.

Those are the kind of decisions he has to make day to day. And it's probably why when he saw those two guys, not to mention his team was getting crushed at that point, a little irritated. And Whitlock hit it right on the head. It wasn't a good look for the cop. I said that yesterday. But when you turn it into this shit, this is why I fucking hate people like this.

More so when they're white and educated. They've been keeping this narrative and making cops look like the bad guys since I was 20. It's over. It's fucking over, dude. I'd love to say to him, you know, how many white guys get shot by cops on armed white guys? It's more than black guys in the last five years. He would never know that. He didn't want to know it.

Blaze TV contributor, T.J. Moe wasn't buying Clark's bullshit either. He said, this is what you do when there is a shortage of racism. You create your own. I Google T.J. Mo. And I think he's a white guy on the show. But there were pictures of black guys and it said T.J. Mo. I think he's a white guy. When there's a shortage rate, you create your own.

We've seen all these hoaxes. Remember the noose at the NASCAR? Remember that one? And then somebody left a noose on the teacher's door at Columbia and it was her. You know, you create your own. Obviously. I mentioned the actor that. Oh, yeah.

Jesse Samat, Slamale. Smalat. Jesse, the fag. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, you create hoaxes. You have to extrapolate out of police officers on national television, brushing up against some player and say, just imagine what he does when he's not on camera.

Mo says. At any point in time, Ryan gets a chance to cry about a white man. This is T.J. Moe saying it again. Looking negatively towards a black man. It helps him in a lot of ways he adds. Hey, where are the white women at? Two are correct, sir. That's exactly right. What he's saying is he's a race hustler. Anytime a guy, black guy, who's of high profile, he was a pro ball player, says shit like that, you know, people are going to fucking pay to see him speak or whatever. You know, El Sharpton made a living out of it. And Jesse Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Jr. There's a million of them.

Anyway, that really pissed me off. The whole thing about, we teach our kids how to act around the biggest myth ever. Let's move on. Richard Dreyfus, a dick, says son. Like Dick Dreyfus? Richard Dreyfus son, Ben, is opening up about his family's complicated relationship with the Oscar-winning actor. I do this story because I love Dreyfuss as an actor, but he's a pompous New York liberal ass. And he's always had a chip on his shoulder.

The former Mother Jones reporter, that would be the son. Mother Jones is a real far left publication. He's 39 years old. Took to social media last week to claim that he and his siblings, Emily and Harry Dreyfus, have been estranged from the 78-year-old Jaws star. Here's where in the article they start referring to the movie. I got to write a bit about that. I can't. I'm not funny. Following an incident that occurred several years ago, here's the incident that started the estrangement, I think, right?

The left arm, head, shoulders, stern, and portions of the ribcage are intact. Do not smoke in here. Thank you very much. That's all it took. They've been estranged for years. That's Dreyfus and Jaws for you youngsters out there. I see as good as that email. I don't know that. That whole up as good as Godfather, Goodfell. It's still, it's still so brilliant. And the performances, including him. He played that fucking elitist rich guy. It was so good.

Everyone assumes this is his son talking, Ben. My siblings and I are wealthy from our dad and we're all a bit too uncomfortable to make it clear, but we have no money from my dad. Ben wrote in a since deleted tweet on November 13th. My dad has no money. He continued. And it's true.

He has to scrounge for food. Is anyone eating this? No. That's something like Louis C.K. would do when I first met him. When we'd be in a restaurant, he was kind of rough around the edges. And a waitress, he'd go, hey. I'd go, Lou, you got to go, excuse me. That's what made me love him.

Fuck. And he'd go, hey. Anyways, he's talking about having no money. If he did, we wouldn't get the money anyway since we've been estranged ever since some complicated family drama to do with the Me Too movement. He claimed that complicated family drama stemmed from his younger brother's sexual assault allegations against Kevin Spacey. Is there anybody on the planet who hasn't accused this guy touching him? This guy got around. anyways against Kevin's which Harry now 35 detailed in a BuzzFeed essay in November of 2017 in which Spacey has obviously denied.

Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. Ben said that he shared a post in support of Harry, that's his brother, from their father, Richard drives his Twitter account, which he believes led an unnamed woman to come forward with their own sexual assault allegations against Richard Dreyfus. It says the American graffiti star. You guys are familiar with that movie, classic. That tweet prompted someone to me to my dad, he says, and he blames us for that, Ben wrote and since deleted tweet. This led to years of acrimony. You've possibly already seen this in the papers, but I don't talk to my dad anymore. The simplest way to own this is to show you the last email exchange I had with him.

He goes, and it's the one of the few ones that he answered the last few years. After apologizing for screaming at each other over a completely separate tangent over who is to blame for what, here is the, that video. I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the end. Anyway, Ben received a mostly all-caps response from his dad regarding money. Ben and his sister, Emily, this is what he wrote back in all caps, meaning he's yelling. At least keep this one letter.

It'll be the last one unless you stop being a coward or start being better than your brother or sister, the goodbye girl actor. In what his son said was their last correspondence. Ben ended his substack post by clarifying that he still loves his dad and vice versa. I don't know, New York Jew fighting of them. I had to throw those movie clips in it, even if they didn't fit. I just, you know, I don't have a fucking staff of 12 here. This ain't Colbert.

Okay, here's a story that, you know, in the past, even last week, I would have opened with. but because we're tired of all the shit. The big story yesterday, Trump was going to release the Epstein files. President Trump announced Wednesday he has signed a congressional legislation forcing the federal government to release documents related to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Have you ever seen a grown man naked? I have just signed the bill to release the Epstein files. Trump wrote in a lengthy true truth social poll.

Let me tell you something. folks. First of all, yeah, why, why didn't Biden, why did the Democrats, didn't give a fuck for four years about this? They're just, they're so bad at being politicians. It's insane. Jasmine Crockett, was it Jasmine Crockett? Yes.

She brought up, I don't even have it in the story, but I just read it this morning. She said that one of the Republicans took money from Jeffrey Epps. It was, oh, it was a fucking Zelda. Lee Zeldon, EPA guy from, you know what, Coney,

from fucking Staten Island. He's great. He's on Gutfellow all the time. And so he's the EPA guy. And she accus him, and it was a different Jeffrey Epstein. Because, you know, there's a million of them in New York.

And she, instead of just admitting she was wrong, she was going, I wasn't trying to mislead anybody. I was just saying he took, took money. Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine. Even Democrats would shaking the head going, can you imagine instead of saying I made a mistake? Nobody does that on the left anymore. She's trying to fucking go, I knew it. It wasn't the Jeffrey Epstein, but I'm just saying he took, fucking retarded. You want me to believe somebody voted her in? And there's a ton of them lately.

Another black woman, I don't even know her fucking name, in the government, I don't know what state, busted for stealing federal funds embezzlement. I hate to say it, folks. Everything those white fucking so-called ignorant racist back in the 40s and were saying in Alabama and everywhere else, they're kind of fucking right on the money. That doesn't go for all. I understand it.

Do you want to get in trouble here. You know what I'm talking about, good black people. As everyone knows, I ask Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune to pass this bill in the House and Senate respectively, the president added, because of this request, the votes were almost unanimous in favor of a passage. The measure Trump signed into law requires the Department of Justice to turn over all unclassified records, documents, communications, and investigative materials.

You know what's going to happen. They promised us, you heard this with the JFK files, the UFO files. They're going to hand us a bunch of shit that's redacted. It's the same exercise, rinse and repeat and we're going to be bored with it I think you know people expect they're going to oh there's a picture

you know here's a picture of Mitch McConnell getting a blowjob in a hut tub wow that feels it feels pretty good I grew up with a girl in Kentucky I grew up

I'm Mitch McConnell I'm coming Oh, watch the teeth. Oh, watch the teeth. I'm coming. I came. Turn on the sperm skimmer. Documents, communications, investigative materials and all classified information to be the maximum extent possible.

I don't even like the wording of that. They have to turn all that over to Congress within 30 days. The bill sailed through the House of Representatives, like a whore in a... and a 427 to one vote. Who the fuck was that one fella on Tuesday and was sent to Trump's desk by the Senate with unanimous consent?

All kinds of other shit's coming out. Jeffrey, one of the victims says he has a micro penis. She said it's shaped like a lemon. Another woman said, no, they were arguing. More like an egg. Good gracious. Is that what we're going to do now? all the villains the world.

They said it about Hitler last week, you know, about him having a micro penis. Now, they'll say it about, I'm trying to think of another bad guy. I can't. Weird, what is weird? Look, people are going to get, some people are going to get caught.

And I agree with this. A lot of people saying this on TV, and it's absolutely true. There's going to be innocent people who emailed him or whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? Unknowingly. And going to have to clear the name

and all that. that other horseshit. Let's move on, shall we? Oh, oh yeah. In our libs eating libs tonight, ex-Harvard president Larry Summers has stepped down from teaching duties at Harvard University. Following growing outrage over messages between him and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, as the tentacles of this story spread to other stories, the university confirmed the move Wednesday evening, making a turn in Summers, making a turn in Summers decades-long association with the Ivy League college. The move also came after students at the college in Summers' economics class

released a video Wednesday that showed the professor saying he felt shame over his ties with Epstein. And when he says that, it's more than just, I'm guessing it's more than just phone calls on emails and shit. When you say ties, you know, I'm thinking. Harry is in his class trying to explain to the class why he's embarrassed. Some of you will have seen my statement of regret, expressing my shame, with respect to what I did in communication with Mr. Epstein.

And that I said that I'm going to get back to the whole object to me, but for a time, but I think it's very important. but my teaching obligations. And so with your commission, we're going to go forward and talk about the material in the class. Awkward.

And by the way, so he said he was going to go forward with his teachings, and later on the day they can't. Larry, oh! That young puss, according to a statement, released to the Harvard Crimson, Sammas, co-teacher.

We'll finish final three sessions of his current classes, and he is not slated to teach next semester. In addition, he will go on immediately from his directorship of the Mosovar Rahmani Center. What? Named after a terrorist. For business and government at the Harvard Kennedy School, which he has led since 2011. That's a long time.

Mr. Summers has decided it's in the best interest of the center for him to go on leave. No, you guys decided it. Who you shit? From his role as directed as Harvard undertakes its review. Oh yeah, it's going to be a great review. Just like when all that anti-Semitism and shit was going on. I'm sure you'll give us a fucking true picture of what Trump had to step in

and whacked you guys with a nice tax, as they call it, in the Gambino. I'll whack him good. $250,000. I'm doing a scene when Johnny Sack's wife was insulted by somebody and they think it was Ralph Sifurito and Johnny Sack went crazy. He's old school Italian We're talking about my wife's daughter He goes

I'll whack him good, the old Italian guy I'll walk him good, 250,000 Johnny Sack goes And what, he gets the fucker for a million? That's so dead on Johnny Sack I'm going to do that Please watch that show, everybody out there if you haven't. Let's move on to homeless, my ass.

All right. The a-for-mentioned Kevin Spacey, seven years after sexual assault scandal rocked his career. Kevin Spacey revealed that he's, apparently he says he's homeless. Ah, the homosexuals. I'm living in hotels. I'm living in Airbnb. B's. I'm going where the work is. I literally have no home. That's what I'm attempting to explain.

He says, oh, boy, you. Can I just explain one thing? If you look at homeless, you're not really homeless if you're staying in hotels. That means you can afford a hotel. Airbnb, last time I checked there were nice houses. So let's cut the shit. All right, you're not homeless. I don't know what the fucking were. You know, technically you don't have a home personally. If somebody told me tomorrow I had to sleep at the fucking president's suite at the Ritz a change, I'd trade in my house. It's a beautiful house.

A beautiful house. It's a beautiful jacket. Still like in the jacket town. The actor told the outlet that his financial situation is not great. Why don't you go out and sell you a cock on Hollywood Boulevard? following the scandal, which eventually saw him acquitted of sexual assault allegations, leveled by four men in the UK, but said it never got to the point of bankruptcy. Spacey, who has vigorously denied any wrongdoing, as fags will do,

said the costs over these last seven years have been astronomical. He added, I've had very little coming in and everything going out. Are we talking about Dick? I suck and I love it yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy he says you get through it

in weird ways I feel I'm back to where I first started which is I just went where the work was Spacey who previously lived in Baltimore Maryland said

everything is in storage and I yeah a lot of see a lot of homeless guys don't have shit in storage yeah yeah my dog's in storage a shopping cart

with one wheel somebody gave me a toast to oven for a pillow. Everything is in storage and I hope at some point if things continue to improve, that'll be able to decide where I want to settle down again. The American Beauty Act of 66, I like that movie. Only problem whether, well, I'll explain it. Of course, the Marine was the fag. You know, the American Beauty Act of 66 was accused by over 30 men. What do I got here? Something, it was an ex post from Mark Levin. What do you want? Did I sign up for him or something?

I was accused by over 30 men, including Star Trek Discovery Act, the Anthony Rapp. Yeah, he doesn't look gay. Holy shit. That might as well be a dildo with shit on it. And a turtleneck. Of inappropriate behavior or sexual assault with the claims beginning to emerge in 2017.

Netflix ultimately eliminated Spacey's iconic role on the anonymously popular House of Carrey, which I never watched. I'm kind of... Yeah, no. But how... Okay. Believe me.

And I know it was good. I'm sure the acting and the production, but... You want me to believe something made in Hollywood about the White House is going to be even close to balanced. You know?

I'll watch... And he's a great actor. I know he's a big fruit cup. And he's actually... I hate to say. Admit this. I like him. He goes on, Letterman,

he would do impressions and shit. Just couldn't help himself around young peepies. Space. House of Cards, which ended in 2018, with his co-star Robin Wright replacing him at the helm. What does that tell you?

He was the president, right? Frank Underwood, I think I know that much. And she replaced him. Tells me enough about who made the fucking. Spacey was found not guilty. By the way, something that hasn't happened in real life. Spacey was found not guilty of assault in four men in July, 2023,

in a high-profile U.K. trial and found not liable in 2022 lawsuit in New York. Gee. I wonder if the judges were liberal. Hey, settled out. Anyways, let's move on. Death of Joss is a horrible loss. Not really.

I didn't know who he was. A grand jury in Texas. I remember the show. I didn't watch it all the time. A grand jury in Texas has indicted the man accused of killing. King of the Hill. Remember that animated show? Voice actor Jonathan Jocson.

Oh, it says Joss on. Joss. on a murder charge. He fucking dies. But it is unclear whether Josh killing will be considered a hate crime, and this is why I chose this story, just to show you how stupid

the concept of hate crime is. There's no such thing. There's no such thing as a hate crime. It was something created by Bill Clinton, I think, his administration at least, so they could prosecute more white straight fellas. Do you understand, if you got in a car accident, right? I don't know if it's still like this.

I don't even know if it passed. If you get in a car accident and you got out and you started fighting and you beat the crap out of the guy and you didn't even know he was gay, turns out he was later on they found it, you would still be charged with a hate crime. That's all I remember.

Police in San Antonio did not immediately you can't get in somebody's head and know what they're thinking. You just killed a person. I'm assuming you hated him. Whether he was straight or not. Police in San Antonio did not immediately return an email seeking comment Wednesday on whether its investigation had determined that Joss sexual orientation played a role in his shooting.

I bet you wanted it to, though. Police alleged Sigfrido Chea Alvarez, 57. Looks a little pissed. Hasn't taken a good dump in about a year. Go to Taco Bell, you sister words. Confronted Joss and his husband on June 1st. as they were checking their mail at their San Antonio home, which had been burned down in January,

you might want to tell us a little more about that, not just throw it in. Was that a hate crime or was an accident? Did a dildo overheat? Tell us what? Joss husband, Tristan Kern de Gonzalez, has claimed the person who killed the actor yelled violent, homophobic slurs

before open firing. In June, Alfonso O'Dek Terro, one of Seha Ars' attorneys said his client was innocent and denied making any homophobic statements. He's lying. That's what he sounded like. The grand jury returned the indictment Monday, and Seja Alvarez remains free on $200,000 bond. I don't get that. You're accused of killing somebody.

We'd trust you. You seem like a good guy. A friend of the 59-year-old Joss has said that Joss and Seha Alvarez were neighbors, and the two had argued for years. Oh, I'll get to see it on that show. That show about neighbors hating each other. Talking about a fear mongering.

Anyways, initially, San Antonio Police had said there was no evidence indicating the shooting was related to Joss's sexual orientation. So, you know, but the hat. He's a fair. No, we don't know that. No, he was gay. But San Antonio Police Chief William McManus later walked back the statement saying it had been premature

and that whether he got a call from the gay mafia and said, fucking walk back your deputy statements. And that whether Jaws sexual orientation played a role in the shooting was part of the investigation. Oh, it has to be in 2025 in America. Under Texas law, a hate crime, if there's a conviction, would be handled as an enhancement during sentencing and not as a separate charge. In other words, you have to be in the killer's head to know exactly what he was thinking. It's the stupidest thing I had ever heard when it came out.

Josh was the voice of John Redcorn, a Native American character on the popular King of the Hill. I used to see bits of it and used to laugh, but, you know, animated. Animation, I have a problem with it holding my attention. I don't know why. Even the Simpsons, and I know that's blasphemy. I know it's brilliant. What's the other one? The regular guy?

No. Family guy. Family guy holds my attention. Because somehow Seth, what's his face, gets away with racist? Which means he's making that studio billions. And it's really fucking funny. And they say shit that I even go, whoa.

Can I run that back? Anyways, he was the voice of the Indian king on King of the Hill animated, which ran for 13 seasons from 97 to 2008. A reboot of the show, which Joss had already worked on, premiered in August. Now, he goes gone. Finally tonight, boys and girls, speaking of Kevin Spacey and fruit, not so fresh fruit. We'll end it on a light note. Rare relics of ancient Rome were recently found at a fort in northern England,

including a 2,000-year-old piece of fruit. and it wasn't Paul Lind. That's a fucking they found a cough drop next to a box with the Smith brothers on it. An announcement from the Northumberland National Park officials said in late October

that a record number of fines were made at Bremium Fort in High Rochester roughly 33 miles northwest of Newcastle upon Tyne. Jesus is complicated over there. Where are you from? Manchester on time in the village of the hamlet. That's funny because I've lived in the hamlet of Newcastle.

And I'm not kidding you, in Westchester. It was a hamlet. They still had that type of shit. With help of over 70 volunteers and archaeology students, excavators found various imported Roman pottery items, including some made in northern Spain that were likely used to transport all of oil.

Wow. Those look dirty. Yeah, it said Jenko on the side. Military items, including a spare head and a slinger's lead shot, were also found along with a

votive oil lamp and a lead seal. Is that like a seal made a lead? I don't understand. Small, and they found a pride flag, so I think this is bullshit. No.

Engraved gemstones, known as Entaglios, were also uncovered as well as several brooches and intact dolphin-style pieces. Do you're, dolphin-style? What the fuck you're talking about? One of the most intriguing finds was a preserved piece of fruit. Ah, they think it fell out of Lindsey Graham's ass. Oh, come on, will you start with that shit? One of the most intriguing finds was a preserved piece of fruit. which officials believe, talk about pesticides.

They think it was a plum. That's in the palm of somebody's hand, by the way. That's crazy. I would have tasted it and died. These discoveries help us understand how people in the past lived from the remains they left behind, which has made such a lasting imprint on the landscape, said Jones. And I said, shut up, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up.

Shut up! I love a piano behind an angry shut-up. That would look, that looks fun. That looks fun. Digging in a place where you know. You know what I mean? You know, you see dumb people, you know, they're at a,

they're at an apartment complex which was built in 2014. They found some, yeah, fucking nail. That looks fun. Digging where you know this old shit, which is Savannah, by the way. And I'm still angry. I bought my wife a mess.

I don't detect. Yeah, I know it's not romantic. Ba, blah, blah. You don't know her obsession with history and whatever the fuck. I thought it was perfect. Hasn't touched it. And she keeps going, I told you when this, when we get through this thing with the Pandora,

I'll have time or whatever. 11 years ago. Anyways, excavation supervisor, Bob Jackson of Redsdale Archaeological Group, known as Rag. Called the, very, very grouchy group. Called the Artificial. of fact exceptional in both quantity and quality.

The range of pottery and metalwork, especially the Amphor and the intact brooches, offer new insights into Jared's place where they sell the craftsmanship and daily life at Bremenium, said Jackson. Northern England's ancient Roman forts have yielded fascinating historical treasures, and it doesn't just stop at Bremenium Fort. At Vindolanda, another ancient fort, volunteers on earth. Nancy Pelosi's first bra. An ancient depiction of Roman goddess earlier in the spring or something.

What's this motherless fuck's name? I don't know. They don't have her name for her. In May, volunteers at another fort in Northumberland were surprised after unearthing two different 2,000-year-old shoes. That's bullshit. Those look 2,000 years old here. Look at those.

What's absurd. Huh? Unbelievable you, well-preserved. Got them at Tom McCann. That's it, boys and girls, for the week. Don't forget to go to Nick Dip.com and buy something merchandise-wise, as you see. That supports this show. And hopefully through negotiations, I will be getting back on that big screen and maybe even an hour earlier.

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