The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Right Again | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1896

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about The Tooth Debacle, Dallas Does D.C., Trans Athlete Beats Girls, Message To Trump, Green Hoax Backtracks, Gator Girl and Gamer Arrested!  The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PANOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

and your bone spurs. Hey, hey, hey. Good to be back. How are you, folks? Welcome to the live lineup. Free shows all day. And if you want Rumble, if you want to watch it ad-free, you go sign up for Rumble premium.

It'd be worth you while. And don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Today I will be talking about, obviously, tooth decay. Well, it wasn't exactly that. But, and we got footage of Dallas who was backing the blue in D.C. And got some picks from that. And what would a DePaolo show be without a trans athlete story? I thought Trump took care of this.

Anybody listening to laws that fucking, we also got the green hoax. Actually, some of the people that have been pushing this on us actually admitted some of its bullshit. Has Trump been fucking wrong about anything? honestly. They're bringing drugs. Correct. They're bringing rapist. They're bringing rapist.

And that's it. We've got a few other things. But so, yes, an interesting, what's the date today? 7th, 18th? Holy shit. And that happened April 30th,

I think, the night of. Holy muck. Feels like a fucking 10 days ago. I'll explain this in a second. Yeah, so anyways, it's a Friday night, three weeks ago, two weeks, I don't know. And I had some choppers knocked out when I was young by a hockey stick, so, you know, I have some work. And I'm eating a Korean chicken wing. And all of a sudden I hear snap, the fucking, I have a prosthetic thing breaks off.

It's Friday night. I'm going, holy shit. My wife, years ago, I was about to do Red Eye. This is when we were living in New York and I was doing gut fell show when he was still on like two in the morning.

And I was preparing Friday night at like 5 o'clock to the winter of the city. I took a bite of a sandwich and my teeth came up. And my wife started a ball in her eyes up. She just, it made her sad for some reason. I'm like, what the fuck? You didn't.

I'm not a hillbilly. I can put some, I can afford some. So once again, so when these came out, she wasn't even in the room, I went, hey,

how are you? And, yeah, so that's a Friday night. I can't do anything, right? And I'm missing, like, you know, one of the front tooth

and the two next to it. So, like, it's hillbilly style. So I have to wait until Monday to go to my dentist. I go to my dentist. He, there's a little bit of bone left.

He glues it back in. The thing stayed longer than we thought. I had it put in three years ago. And there was very little bone. I'm surprised it lasted this long. It's because I only blow guys on this side of my mouth. So anyways, yeah, I had to wait until Monday morning. My dentist goes, yeah, we can squeeze you in, come in and blah, blah, blah.

So we go in there. He glues it back in. I feel all right that day. Starts the hurt the following day, like Tuesday. It's starting to ache. and by Tuesday, I don't know, five, it's hurting more. I can't even keep my fucking day straight, but it doesn't matter. I'm not under oath.

Then Thursday, it was killing me. Wednesday it was killing me. Excuse me. My whole face was killing me. I went to bed thinking I was going to sleep, which I fell asleep, but I wake up and I am, I thought literally, I thought Andy threw a bucket of water them. I'm not exaggerating. My head was, look like you can't.

out of a pool and I'm doing this the fucking teeth are chattering I am I've had chills before this was fucking insane and the sheets and and I'm like she takes my tapage it's like 101 she waits five minutes it's 102 waits another five minutes it's 103 and a half and I didn't want to get out of the bed you know when you have the chills and you you don't want to get up you want to be in a blanket last thing I want to do this walk to the car to go to the emergency room. And this is where you've got to have a wife or a woman in your life. If she wasn't home, if she was like in Connecticut visiting her sister, I would

try to stay in bed. And that might have been it. What a faggy way to go out because of a fucking tooth. I want to get shot or something. Yelling the N-word. Something real. Yeah. So, you know, I agreed.

I didn't argue when she said 103 and a half. But I'm saying if she wasn't. there. And I know this from, I had to stay here for a little while in the studio. Things weren't. I was fucking up. Let's put it that way. And I came in and came home from COVID from Chicago when it was, the real COVID, the original.

Not the COVID light. And I was, woke up here, fucking soaked. And my instincts would, I'm not getting out of this fucking bed. And I wouldn't have taken my temperature if I was by myself. self. You know, I don't do that. I don't know if you do. I was going to just fucking sweat it out or something, which could have been disastrous, they told me. But when she said 103.5, I didn't argue with her there. I go, let's fucking go. We go to the emergency. Luckily, God bless Savannah, everything is so close. The frigging hospital's four minutes away. I walk in there and

they're about as warm as the DMV, the people. Yeah, I go sit over there. He had a fucking gunshot. So I finally, they, you know, blah, blah, but anyways, they take my vitals. They finally get me in a room and I'm sitting there. And I'm, again, Andy's like, what the fuck? It's like dripping in my eyes. Like, I'm playing basketball.

And young doctor comes, and I mean young, this kid looked like he was 28. And he knew exactly what to do. So they took my vitals while I was sitting out in the lobby. They took my vitals, my tent, and all that shit. So he comes in and he goes, he goes, what were you doing out there? I go, what do you mean? I was sitting. He goes, your heart rates 130 beats per minute.

My blood pressure was 155 over 100. And my temperature was 103 and a half, the oldie station. And I'm sitting there and, you know, he, fucking, they immediately get me on, you know what, saline solution, a bag to rehydrate me. And they take a blood culture. So we wait there a few, I'm there a few hours. Everything comes down, looks normal. We're not going to get the lab results until whatever, tomorrow or whatever the fuck.

So he sat, he was really going, I don't know what to do here if I should let you go or keep you here for the night. And we decided me and Andy, I go, we're going to get this tooth out of my fucking head. It was a tooth, you know. There's one tooth where, you know, you snap these onto it. There was two actually, but he had to yank the one. That was, so I said, we got to, we agree. I got to go home and just get to the dentist again. So that was a decision.

He was nervous. He's like, but please, he goes, call me right back if you feel any worse or whatever. Um, so I go home and, uh, feel like shit. I mean, I stay there. Yeah, go home. Go to the dentist the next day. He, uh, yanks the fucking, and I feel horrible that night. I didn't get any better, but my fever was still.

Um, go the dentist to call them and go, hey, I'm fucking dying over here. And, uh, I said it's the two of them, but we go in. He fucking yanks it. And soon. as he took it out, even his assistant said all the color came back to my face. She said, you were green when you walked in here.

All the color came back, whatever. Then we go back home and we get a call from the, and I'm not feeling good. I'm still feeling horrible. And we're debating

whether to go back today. Get the transcripts. Andy has all the dates written down on the Times. I'm probably butchering. this. Sounds like I'm telling somebody else's story. So yeah, so I feel fucking horrendous still. And the hospital called

to give us the results of the blood culture they took the night. They go get back here. You have strep in your blood. And they said when I got there, they go, the nurse, because you were septic when you came in here. You were septic and that leads to septic shock if you don't act

on it immediately. And that's 40, 50% fatal. And it's funny, I was telling Bobby Kelly, a comedian I was texting with him last night. That's how his father died, his stepfather. Wouldn't go to the hospital, just kept fucking, nah, I'm all right. Same thing. So it's nothing to fucking play with. And it's not because I don't brush my teeth and shit.

You know, fucking dental work. But let me tell you something. God bless Western medicine. That's all I'm going to say. This is, so I was on IV in there. They should have, I wish you were there shooting shit. It's me and black nurses fucking just pracking up. But this is the, they put this in me so I could go home and they mail you a kit.

Andy had to because I couldn't maneuver with four big syringes and step-by-step instructions on how to flush out the line. This line goes in to here. because they want to keep the shit from they want to keep the shit not getting into your heart whatever the germ is or whatever. So yeah that's that's been in there forever

getting it out tomorrow morning. I went to Bommies and I put fucking I had them hook up the fucking you know what the Samuel Adams draft right into that fucker and then I had some

fireball right in there main line in the shit like Lou Reed So anyways, that's coming out tomorrow. I'm off the medication. That's antibiotics. But that allows you to have antibiotics. You know?

She would shoot me up, fucking 10 minutes or whatever, and then the rest of the day, I'm good. Very interesting. What's called an IV pick? What was that? Oh, I don't know. I just blew a guy in the dumpster. Yeah, so that's that.

I feel great now. God bless Western medicine. That's what I was saying. You know what I'm saying? We actually have footage. I had to go to two dentists. And the dentist down here in Georgia, a little shaky.

Both these guys. I've gone to both of them. I might have to switch. Here you go. Open line. Then I went to the next guy. There's the mouth. Are you comfortable?

No. Who asked you? Dr. I Yankham. That's what it said on the fucking door. There's me in bed looking like 112 years old at the hospital. Boy, they don't let you sleep either. Especially when you got something

that you have to keep an eye on. Fucking, hey, I would nod off. I was finally getting... That's what it took me to get to sleep. Fucking almost dying. They come in every... You guys know if you've stayed overnight. There's me showing up my tooth

but the picture wasn't close enough. shown off my gap. I have two missing. I get the front and the two next to it. And then there's a big tooth hanging down that he had filed. And then there's a gap again with two other teeth I had pulled. Really, hillbillish. Anyways, there I am drinking, boomies.

But yeah, whoever came up with antibiotics, God bless you. that's one of the nurses on the day I was leaving that's me posing I don't know what for but thank you people at St. Joseph's Candler Hospital here in Savannah and thank you all the nurses

and like I said most of them were sisters and it was fun because I would just bust balls I was in the goddamn room off the emergency room for almost the whole first day and then they move us up to a transition room on the second floor and that was the nicest room but they wanted to put me in my permanent room

was on the sixth floor so we had to wait until they clean that and we go in and Andy's like what the fuck there's food under the bed the floors are like filthy again I wouldn't have noticed I lived in a frat I used to step over dog shit to get breakfast listen. So she tells the nurse and it and it's like,

I don't blame you. This is ridiculous. But they were so nice. They couldn't have been nicer. And you know, and frankly, fucking they saved my life. Not to get too dramatic, but I still keep thinking, thank God

Andy was home because I wouldn't have got out of bed. I know it. You know? Most guys don't. Most guys is, you know, you're like, I'm not going to the hospital. I bet I was like this. I knew something.

And I never felt that weak. When we were walking through the parking lot to go into the emergency, I go, what the, I felt like it was near death. I never felt that week. I remember we pulled up and it's about 100 yards away the fucking, and I'm looking at it. It looked like 10 miles to me.

I've never in my life felt like that. Anyways, excuse me. But thank you to all those great nurses and doctors. and antibiotics. That's all I'm going to say. Antibiotic. Who that guy should be? I hope he got blown the rest of his life

after he came up with that shit. I mean, they take the culture, they put it in a dish, and then they put shit in it to see if it grows. If it grows, that means that's not the right medicine. And if it fucking dies,

they got it. That's how it works. And they find the one right away. And people have a lot of, of people have blown it with fucking i always heard that you better keep your gums in shape because it goes right to your heart whatever nobody told me about breaking your teeth and having a so i don't know uh my dentist put those back i i don't know if he dropped him in the toilet before he put those in and that's when the fever kicked in and all the other shit um anyhow let me turn

this back on 16 minutes into the show yeah so i feel great today fucking hairs I don't know what's going on the hair's thinning I don't know if that's a fucking oh and I have a little bit of a heart problem did I mention what the fuck

athlete my whole life take care of myself sure I did a little blow in the 80s not enough to fuck up my heart but my my diastro you have a diastolic and a what's the other one Fred Stolic

but the diastolic the lower the left part of your heart that one pumps it, the other, the diastolic receives it and pumps it back, whatever the fuck. This part, the diastolic, mine's a little stiff. It's the only thing that's stiff on me. And yeah, so that one's like a little slow. I guess it's common for people my, but they said keep an eye on it. So I got to look for a guest host. I feel like a fucking walking time bomb. Yeah, so that was that.

Anyways, Dallas was in D.C. and doing his thing. What's the, again, what's the organization? It's called law enforcement today. Law enforcement today. We were there for National Police Week. National Police Week. And I forgot to do this during the... Danger, Will Robinson.

Danger. During the infection story. Yeah, so Dallas was in D.C. Robin elbows with all the good people to know back in the blue and everybody in law enforcement. Look it. Look at that. That's the head of the FBI who we had on this show before he was anybody. He was already somebody, but I'm just saying.

We love Cash Patel. Just a regular dude played in a hockey, still plays in a hockey league. Matter of fact, Dallas comes back. bearing gifts, Department of Justice Hockey puck. They pulled this out of an Afghani's ass. He was an under 12 league with some girls. And if I get pulled over, if the DOJ patch doesn't get me out of speeding, fuck you.

You know what I'm saying? So there's Dallas with the head of the FBI. And then there he is at work. Did I put that one in there? I liked it. You look like a fucking, you look like you know what you're doing. You look like you're looking out of urine analysis. And there is Tulsi Gabbard.

And let me just say something. You might have the best beard on the East Coast. Honestly, it fucking, you, like your bald head and the beard wouldn't even look good if you had hair. I mean, it wouldn't look as good. It fucking offsets the, it's about it. But without it, I'd look like a cancer patient. Yes. Don't ever take that fucking thing off.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, look, these are, these are fake, these three. That doesn't make you feel too fucking old. I come home, I take my fucking teeth out to eat. I don't want to get them trapped in the, so there's a, I got to meet her. I just like her. I liked her when she was a Democrat because she was talking. She's the most authentic person. I bet.

There I've met. Yeah. What's cool about this picture is we actually filmed this in the counter-terrorism. Center. Oh, really? Yeah, the first film could ever film there. Dallas is breaking ground. Oh, shit. I would have fallen into the ladies' room of the camera. What else you got? A little shout out. Check this up. Nick, in D.C., you know, doing my thing. Somebody wanted to say hi to you. Hey, Nick, Cass Pat Patel here. I'm just hanging out with the best of the best of the police week.

So glad to thank you for everything you're doing and for everything law enforcement is doing around the country. I hope to see soon. Love it. So I'm going to have that on my phone when I get pulled over. I'm going to go, hey, what's your name? Deputy what? O'Connor? That's who I hang with. I know I was doing 112 in a school zone, but fuck you.

So they're out there, and Dallas is rubbing elbows, and Cash is doing his job, Goddemy. So each one of you, go out to your people on the street, crack some fucking heads, create some fucking orders out there. Uh, very cool. And the unfortunate part of that week is the candlelight vigil when they read the names of the fallen. This year, this past year 2025 was 325. Cops?

Yeah. Killed in action. Cops. That has to be up there. The worst year on record right now is 2022. Is that right? Yeah, right. Floyd and that.

I, I, I, you know, they always say. reimagined, they have to reimagine policing and I go, well, yeah, you know, they always hear that from the left. They like, what? Nope, they want to take cops off the street. No, you can reimagine, make it even more safer for the cops. I said

this before on this. I still can't believe there's not a better way when they pull somebody over, it's one in the morning on a fucking highway, you know, and you're going to walk up to a car that is tinted windows. I, you find, you fucking kidding me.

I don't know what the solution is, but at least don't get out of the car until you have another cop car come with a giant spotlight. I don't know what it is, but somebody should give Musk that. He'll come back with some Batman light or some shit.

You know how he is. You've got to be a better way. 325. I remember right after that Floyd shit was going on down, there was a big protest in Dallas one night, and some guy was on the fucking roof of a parking garage picking off cops. Killed like four of them, remember? And if you watch the, don't get me started. Boys and girls, I want to apologize first to the people that bought tickets to the gigs that were coming up right before I become an infected roadkill.

November 5th, we've moved the dates to November. So by the time November comes around, I will have had a year off from stand-up. I was going to take this year off, but then I booked those dates, and it worked out, you know, and I'm sorry for the people that, but we moved them. Punchline November 5th in Atlanta, November 6th, the next night, the Ribbac Casino in Philly, then November 7th. Soul Joles and Potsdown, PA. Go to Nick Dip.com to get your tickets now before they're all sold out.

That's going to be an interesting. Let me tell you, whoever's at that first show, you were going to have a ball. Because I'm literally going to start a joke and go, anybody know the punchline in the audience? Because my real fans know some of the shit. Sometimes you do that. I'm heading into a joke. It's an older one, especially now. Can imagine I'm when I'm not come November it'll be a year?

Oh, this is going to be hilarious. I might come out in a tube top just to distract you from my act. Nick Dip.com we have a merchandise page if you don't know. So you buy something to support the show. We got the bedpans a big seller. Obviously the new IUDs are made of aluminum. We got hats, hoodies, t-shirts. You know, wear it and piss off.

the right people. Also, if you want to send a personalized video to somebody, I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to. Book it at shoutout.us. We can roast a friend of yours or, you know, belittle somebody that has cancer. It's fun. A baby with fucked up feet. Oh, that's not funny. I know. Anyhow. All right, let's get on to things. Male girl power. Only in 2025, can you say that? A transgender high school athlete, wow, this is a new story, huh? Dominated multiple girls' track and field events at a California, I should have put this under West Coast, too, but California Regional Final Saturday, igniting backlash from parents, competitors with actual tits and boobies and ass and activists prompting officials to award duplicate. This is what almost sent me through. Duplicate gold medals to female runner-ups.

Did you hear what I just said? A guy running against biological and winning and feeling good about it. What's this motherless fuck's name? I'll get to that. Jerupa Valley, that's not his name. Sounds like a Pakistani. That's my primary care physician, Jerupi. Jerupa Valley High School Senior, A, B.

should be X, Y. Yeah, X, Y. A.B. Hernandez, 17. That's, where is she, Dallas on the right? No, in the middle. That's going to be on the left of the top. There are two standing on the top podium. She's on the left. Yep.

Yeah. He, she. 17, caps at first place in the girls' long jump, high jump, and triple jump events during the California Inter-Scholastic Federation Southern Section Championship. Can you shorten your title, you assholes? That's just how I know we're finished. Is it? Really?

You want everybody to say that? Where are you from? I don't know. You got 10 minutes? Here's my business card. It's longer than the Magna Carter. Fucking, I'd still blow that guy. I've got to tell you, the good legs.

Samma Hernandez female rivals appeared to ice her out during the medal ceremonies with one competitor skipping the podium altogether and others keeping their distance amid the escalating controversy. I don't want to talk to you. Get away from me. The meet drew roughly 2,000 spectators, many of whom voiced outrage over Hernandez competing in the girls' division. Here is a quick look at him slash her. What the fuck?

Oh my God. Did you not think when you first saw that that was like a camel, somebody was on a safari with a camera in their car? And a fucking, you know, a giraffe came up or a camel came up to the, and put his lips on the, can we see that again? Like right there. I thought it was some type of donkey or some shit. That guy plays for the Knicks.

What's that? What am I looking at, Della? Oh. I thought the dark thing was him again. In an apparent response to mounting criticism, event organizers awarded extra gold medals in events won by Hernandez. Did you hear what I just said?

Multiple gold medals, giving first place honors to the biological female athletes who finished directly behind the transgender competitor. See, so we've taken that thing about inclusivity, which was always horseshit. I never liked inclusivity, even when it was high school when somebody was having a party,

Should we invite so and so? I got, no. No, keep it tight, keep it. I don't like fucking inclusivity. Yeah, but my cousin's girlfriend, I don't give the fuck. She'll be throwing up on my couch. I don't want her here. But, you know, we've taken that generation.

Everybody gets a trophy. Literally. Can you imagine being a biological girl? And you friggin won. And this fucking guy with a dick gets rewarded the same as you, that is just I hope I know Trump's a little busy, but I hope he's got

somebody looking into this because he changed Title IX. I know this is probably high school or whatever, but it must have, it's a law at all fucking levels. Hernandez posted a Title IX's for college, but the law covers all

these sports. Hernandez posted a winning long jump mark of 20 feet, 4.75 inches, not counting his nut sack, which was another meter and a half, 6.21 meters, comfortably ahead of Moore Park high school athlete, Gianna

Gonzalez. Sounds like Dallas would be attracted to her. Giannigan's an Italian and Hispanic, nice combination, who jumped just over 19 feet, which is 5.79 meters. I don't know why we tell you that. We don't

use the fucking metric system in this country. Quit fucking doing it. I'm trying to cook. Oh, Take 40 grams of flour. Suck a dick. During the high jump medal ceremony, Hernandez stood atop the podium alongside Oak Park High School girl, Gwyneth Eureka. Holy shit, Eureka's writing her name.

Who was also handed a gold medal despite finishing second. She quickly wrapped it around A.B. Hernandez's neck and choked her out like the fucking jerk off she is. Good night, everybody. athlete's mother, Nereida Hernandez, 44, sat in the bleachers alongside a female companion and declined to comment to the post. She was so pissed she couldn't even say anything. Among the crowd were the parents of 17-year-old athlete Olivia Viola, both wearing pink shirts reading, Protect Girl Sports, as they supported their daughter at the meet. I wonder if they got into it after the thing.

can you imagine being proud of yourself? That takes a lot of fucking, it takes a lot of balls. It takes a lot of balls and a lot of duct tape to go with those balls. All right, let's move along, headline, a message to President Trump. I read this. This was on TikTok or X. I don't know. But it was a picture, a still shot of Trump.

A nice picture. I've never seen him at like Mar-a-Lago. And they were playing Linnon Skinner's Simple Man. behind it, which was very effective, but I can't play that. Can't play their music. Maybe I can, but they said, no, because remember they said, about a year ago, they said, if you guys get busted for copyright, it's meaning everybody on Rumble, it's your problem, whatever.

So, but it was very, it was nice with the skinned behind it. Maybe we could have. It kept repeating after a couple lines, you know, on a loop, which is a great song, by the way, simple man. anyways with it a guy wrote just wrote this to Trump sort of a dedication on his part how he feels about Trump and I'm going to read it right now I am for waiting for the day I didn't say he was good no he says I'm waiting for the day when you're no longer president and I was going I read that they go, what the fuck, it's a Skinner thing?

This doesn't, he said, not because we're tired of you, the opposite, because you deserve to go home. You deserve quiet mornings. I thought this was so well put. You deserve to sit on your own porch without the weight. First of all, I don't know if he has a porch.

Makes it sound like he's a little bit in a fucking, you know, a triple deck or in Hartford. Without the weight of 330 million people sitting on your shoulders. And that's what it feels like to me. I feel like when he goes, it's like daddy leaving.

You deserve your family back. You deserve peace. You didn't have to do any of this. That's what I keep reminding people. You had the money, you had the name, you had the life most men only dream about. You could have spent the rest of your days

golfing, traveling, watching your grandkids grow up. Instead, you stepped into a fire that nearly cost you your life. They mocked you. This is almost like talking about Jesus. They mocked you. They sued you. They raided your home. They tried to bankrupt you. They tried to lock you up. They dragged your wife and kids through the mud. They put a bullet through your ear and you got up with your fist in the air and

kept going saying fight, fight, fight. For what? For us, he says. Regular people, truck drivers, welders, waitresses, stand-up comics who have marginal success, roughnecks, farmers, single moms working two jobs, grandparents on a fixed income watching the country they built get handed away. You didn't owe us a thing and you gave us everything. You risk your name, your legacy, your safety, your family safety, your brand, your freedom, all of it. So this country could have one more shot

at being what it was supposed to be great again. And the truth, nobody wants to admit, we didn't deserve a president like you. A nation, I love this, a nation this divided, this ungrateful, this asleep at the wheel, didn't earn a man willing to bleed for it. But God sent you anyway,

and I'll thank him for that until the day I die. you better think I'm on the day you die too. That's when you're going to meet them. I don't know what kind of life's lit. So when the day finally comes that you walk away from that desk, I hope you sleep good. I hope your wife laughs again and without looking over her shoulders.

I hope your kids breathe easy. I hope you golf until the sun goes down. And nobody bothers you for nothing. You earned every bit of it. Thank you, Mr. President, from a humble man in Texas who prays for you every day. God bless you. God bless your family.

Lee Harvey Oswald Jr. What? And God bless the United States of America. That's what he said. He was the best guy around. That's what we'll be saying. Isn't that well put? For anybody who just wants to shit on him?

Especially the part, he didn't have to do this. That's why when I watch, when I'm watching, and I have to flip through, I have to check out CNN, just for the silliness. Even Democrat politicians, this is why Trump is a terrible press. It's laughable. It seems so silly unless you do what I do and go, oh, that's right, they're Marxists. And then it makes sense, even though my blood pressure is still up there.

It was way down when I was laying in the hospital. Fuck, and I get well again, it shoots up. anyways um i thought that was so well put and he could with all that money golfing all kinds of things frisbee on the beach lawn darts all the shit rich people do wouldn't that great and it's great with the simple man behind it trump truth and the american way president trump criticized democrats on Saturday for pushing climate change, in quotes, fears and said the UN leading climate committee admitted its projections were off the mark. Okay. Him and a zillion other people have been waiting for this.

In a post on his truth social, Trump wrote, good riddance, capital letters. After 15 years of Democrats, I'm reading his quote, promising the climate change is going to destroy the planet, the United Nations, talk. Climate Committee just admitted that its own projections, RCP 8.5, were wrong, wrong, wrong, he puts in capital letters. His administration has been working to pull the United States back from climate issues in November that several attendees at the COP 30 climate, wait a minute, isn't COP when people have trouble breathing? Something like that. That's kind of odd. Climate Conference. in Brazil share their disdain for the American president.

In other words, he's throwing a monkey, he's the monkey wrench in their fucking machine. And the machine is, again, just look at California. That's what they want the whole globe to be. A bunch of elites living on islands and shit, and us worker bees living in squalor and mediocrity. That's what they want it to be. That's not a fucking joke.

That's what socialism brings. Earlier this year, the Treasury Department announced the United States had withdrawn from the UN-backed green climate fund and relinquished its seat on the board, which I fucking love. The move follows the Wednesday, January 7th announcement that the United States would withdraw. I love this. From 66 organizations and treaties described as globalist, nearly half of them affiliated with the United Nations. You see, these fucking lefty, douchebag elites that run the world, they really have this utopian wet dream of the whole fucking world holding hands, again, not them, but us, and getting along and no borders and all, all that shit.

They really believe that. They won't be subjected to it. At the center of that decision was the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change, the foundational treaty for major international climate agreements. The Trump administration opposed spending U.S. taxpayer dollars on entities. identified as contrary to the interest of the United States. See how simple that is? And it makes you wonder what the last fucking 12 presidents did. Show the one put in America first. I mean, Reagan put on a good show, but I don't know. Don't forget, he was a Democrat.

So was Trump. But Trump witnessed it firsthand, and he's a fucking working guy. No, he's not. He's a spoiled billionaire. Bullshit. all the guys on the jobs loved him they said dry wallers fucking he you know uh making appearance so what and this is true so i went to ai because you know how i was telling you a i is already left wing they already got their closet it i went to ai to see if they would show a a modicum or a modicum i put

that up there and i can't even pronounce it a modicum of objectivity on this story and this is what i got this is what I get about climate change. The United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change did not. Trump said they admitted, and other people said they admitted this weekend that they were wrong, right? So this is what comes up. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change did not admit their core science was wrong, but they did officially retire their most extreme, worst-case global warming scenario known as RCP 8.5. Doesn't that mean you're wrong?

Yes. Yes. Yes. What was it? 8.2? Unbelievable. They can't even, but you see,

that's AI, folks. That's AI. Who do you think is, you know, garbage in, garbage out? Who do you think's putting shit in there? Working class people?

Who's creating AI? That's what it is. That's how you have to look at it. The whole world. globalists. Of course all these shit countries, they're going to go along with it. Think it's an accident

with the only superpower life that people want to live here? Well, next time my wife proves me wrong, I'm just going to say, I'm not wrong, I'm just retiring my previous statement. Beautiful. Let me write that down. Because we get a doozy coming. Put those teeth back in.

Oh, fuck it, I'm going to a bar. Oh, goodness gracious. Eloise. Yeah. It makes sense, though, right, that the people, you know, the really smart people, educated people who create this shit are going to poison it. Except Elon Musk. The guy makes sense to me every time. And by the way, I fucking, I always like Rubio.

Now I fucking love him. He's got this serious to me. Again, every time I see him, I think of Michael Corleone. He's got that serious look on his face all the time. So intense. And I just read that he said he would back Jady Vance as president, as the next president. Either one.

Even DeSantis, those three, I would be happy with anyone. Rubio, I just, I quietly, even when people were like, eh, he's a middle of the road type of guy or whatever, at which he was. He wasn't, you know, he, but he experienced shit. He knows his communism from, Cuba I think his parents came from there didn't they I know his whole district as Cubans in Miami when he was a senator but he I just love his demeanor he's

fucking he's so serious and he should be anyhow let's move on let's lighten it up with a gator girls graduation huh boy Ted Bundy would have love this girl he always loved those Florida girls remember you can't spell Dallas explain this one of me The opening line of this article, you can't spell graduation without Gator. All the letters of Gator are in graduation. That only counts if they're together. I agree.

That's why they're stretching. Although, you know what? I was so fucked up. I came up with three of them. You're right. There's a G and A, a T, over it. You can't spell snatch. without a G.

What? You can't spell graduation without a g-oh, fuck off. A graduating McNeese State University. I used to return punch for them, I told you, in the late 70s when I was 14. I could go. A graduating McNeese State University. Where is McNeese State? A student is shocking the Internet with a senior photo shoot with a, get this 14-foot alligator

named Big Al, including one shot where she's planting a smooch, right on the gate of snout, her face mere inches from its wide open jaws. I told her a million times much safer to kiss the tip of my dick. She wouldn't listen. You couldn't get me. Listen to why, but listen to the logic here, and I'm going to shoot holes in this, and you will too. It's just so naive and silly. Cat

Daily Yeah Cat Daily Pussy Daily 20 years old who helps run Gator Country in Beaumont, Texas God I love that

with her fiancé Eddie said she wasn't frightened during the shoot and that it wasn't her first time being face to face with an alligator she said and I quote I really wanted to highlight What I do with these animals, you make out with them every day?

Go ahead. You want to really fucking press me? Get French kiss that thing. With these animals every day and what they mean to me. I feel like reptiles are demonized in the media, just like blacks and Puerto Ricans, a lot more than they need to be, alligators specifically. Well, honey, the only time we really put them on TV when they're eating somebody. you know what I mean?

We don't cut to them and they're playing badmint with each other or fucking going to school. When people don't interfere with those wild animals, they aren't going to interfere with us, she said. Boy. Look at this.

Will you look at the frigging head on that thing is as big as her torso? That's a dinosaur. They fascinate me. That's a dinosaur. Her love for animals goes back to childhood when a dober pincher humped her at the age of seven. She continued to be humped.

Her love for animals goes back to child. Daily started working into wildlife rehab at seven years old. And you guys, do you notice I have a little Rich Foss thing going to do you? Oh, fuck. Really? Oh, my God. I like to pop them out for you, but I won't be able to get them back in.

Laura Oglesby, she's 45? Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, she's 25. Fucking alligator's 155. Oglesby, take it easy. It's the photographer. What kind of cream is she using?

Eh, rub these. The photographer who took the viral snaps. That was Mrs. Ogleby. She's the old one. Said Daly wasn't frightened at all and that she knows the gator's temperament. It's a stupid. It's a stupid.

So what is stupid is. Do you understand, and this amazes me, do you understand how many people have died thinking they knew the temperament of their pet, just pit bulls alone? Just pit bulls alone. But sometimes people have a pet tiger. Oh, that guy, that movie,

what's it called, Bear Man, or Gris? The guy that lived with bears. Huh? Grizzly man. Do you guys ever see that one? It's the fucking greatest ending to a movie ever. The guy lived amongst, he's in the water

swimming with him. I mean for like a year. He's in a tent. He's wrestling him. And guess how he died? He got eaten by a fucking bear and his girlfriend. That made me fucking belly laugh. That should have been the feel good hit of the summer that year. Of course. It's an animal.

You don't know. It's still a wild animal. It can behave and love you for 15 years, but it's still, you know, fucking gorilla is going to fucking lose the shit. Mistakes your dick for a banana or something. You're fucking, next thing you know. Anyways, Ogilby, whose husband used to wrestle gators, the photographer's husband used to wrestle gators at the park,

had no issue getting up close and personal with Big Al. I read that as Big A. Big Al But it was a different story for another picture she took of Daly posing with a very poisonous timber Rattle Snake. Pose of my snake. I had to use my wide lens for that,

Ogleby said. They wouldn't let me get too close for that one. But Daly just held it snake like it was nothing. That's kind of dirty. That's a photographer talking to his crazy husband. I wouldn't hold a poisonous I don't know. Can you imagine what we have seen? How do you explain?

Well, I know how they'll explain it. Remember the little girl a couple of years ago in a Disney property? On vacation with the parents, the thing came out of the pond and just fucking yanked they're in. Apparently was in a bad mood. We were playing with it yesterday.

We knew it's temperament. A lot of those stories. A gamer arrested. Final story today. And I can't wait to get home and take out my teeth. An Arkansas man was arrested after allegedly threatening to carry out a mass shooting at his local Walmart if the country went into lockdown over the hunter virus outbreak. Aaron Bynum 20 years old of Oakland, looks pissed at something, was arrested Friday for allegedly making these threats. I'm with him.

He's pissed because he said they're going to do it. And I've heard people on TV. Remember they pulled the COVID thing so they could rip the election off? The speculation. Nobody in our country has it yet, but some people got it on a crew ship. Imagine like eight people got it. A couple people died. And it's a disease that's born from like rat piss and rat droppings and shit.

I don't know about you guys. I can't believe between. that flesh eating bacteria uh black people brawling why do you go on those cruises i i was on one for a couple days because i was getting paid comedy central and uh it was just like being at a mall that's floating with a with your room i i just i don't know but anyways i'm with this guy the fucking democrats they they are you understand their backs to the wall have you guys been watching spencer pratt I didn't know who the fuck he was. So on a reality show, apparently.

It's how he became famous actor now. He's running for governor. He's putting out the greatest, I should have, maybe I'll, Mayor, L.A. Mayor. I mean, Mayor, I'm sorry. Thank you, Dallas. He's putting out the greatest fucking campaign ads I have ever seen.

They are, they look like they, I guess with AI now, right? But they look like the million dollar trailers for a movie. and each one gets better and better. He's flying around like Superman. It looks fucking real. It's insane. They're all over the internet.

And he's getting some traction, apparently. Anyways, this guy, this crazy guy, he was charged with a first-degree terroristic threatening and harassing communications. Officials said the arrest followed an investigation into online threats, allegedly made by Biden on May 9th. Fucking crazy, motherfucker. The FBI's National Threat Operation Center received an electronic tip

from an individual playing an online video game. That's where you find those nuts. Who alleged another player threatened to carry out a mass shooting at a local Walmart. And I quote, if the country were locked down again due to the virus.

Authority said the reporting individual provided the players game username along with an in-game recording of the alleged threat. You snitch. No, you did the right thing. But I'm just saying I understand his pain. Investigators said they subpoenaed the game's parent company, which identified Bynum as the owner of the account.

Investigators said they seized Bynum's computer and related accessories. Authority said Bynum was taken into custody without incident and booked into the Marion County Detention Center on a 20, $500 bond, the Hanta virus outbreak tied to the MV-Hundias cruise ship has sickened multiple people aboard the vessel with the World Health Organization reporting as of May 13th that all cases then identified were passengers. Yeah, no kidding. As of May 13th, the World Health Organization said 11 cases have been identified in connection with the outbreak, including eight confirmed cases, two probable

cases, and one inconclusive case. Three deaths had also been linked to the outbreak, and the World Health Organization assessed the risk to the global population as low. Yeah, let's listen to them again. They did such a good job. Their headquarters

are in China, for Christ's sake. They might as well be. What's this? Your five-star I got a five-star rating from somebody on cameo. I did one on the nude, so that's probably it. What? Speaking of cameo. Oh.

It's not too rusty, am I? Why? What are you saying? Something happened to cameo? Anyways. Oh, before I read my things, the other thing you've got to look out for, there's this guy, Chud. Chud the, what is he?

The carpenter? He's the guy, you haven't seen this guy on the internet with a white cowboy hat. It's got almost like a handlebar mustache. Big fucking guy from Tennessee, young kid with long hair. Just going around into black neighborhoods and calling him the N-word

and going, go ahead, what are you going to do? You know, hold on. I'm embarrassed. I'm like, Chud the school teacher. Chud the engineer.

He's all over the place. Chud the builder. he had a job and he said the N word at his job somebody whatever and they fired him and just tried to ruin his fucking life so he started his own business for two years was still being harassed by probably white people too um so yeah they uh so they he he it it destroyed his life basically I'm talking about, I'm not talking about him doing the streaming. This is before. He dropped the end bomb and somebody, whatever, just like Paula Dean did.

And they took her career away for a couple years. So this guy, but this guy just fucking had it. He's had it. I wouldn't, he's like a big dude. And yeah, he just goes around. And it's, anyways, he carries a gun with him, obviously. Well, I guess last weekend or whenever a couple weeks ago, he says it was self-defense, but he shot some black dude. I don't know if the other guy, I haven't read the full story if the other guy had a gun too or whatever.

He didn't kill him, but he fucking wounded somebody. Right? They arrest him for attempted murder. Bond. Two and a half million? Yeah. Meanwhile, some black kid who just murdered somebody, $250,000. It's getting creepy, folks.

When the judiciary starts, and there's a bunch of other examples. You can find these sites, and the statistics are real. I'm not going to follow white nationals, blah, blah, blah, but you can get fucking information that you can look up on the FBI records. But anyways, this guy chud. And it's funny because sometimes there's black people that come up in high five. them because they understand you either believe in free speech or you don't now I know a lot of people go that's not how you go about it and he was going well how do you how do you go about it I mean as

far as the free speech issue this is I'm not condoning going around calling black people the N word but I'm saying he's got a grievance and it was caused by this shit and his first amendment that's what he's saying my first amendment what I go to a certain town it doesn't exist my First Amendment right to speak and some black people agree with them not too many and he's a crazy motherfucker so anyways just follow that story

I think two million two and a half million dollar bond or something insane when literally murderers get less than that doing less time they're trying to get him on attempted murder but he was just a guy that had enough it would make for a good movie

sort of like the sequel to falling down if you guys haven't seen that with Michael Douglas. It's a good one. All right. That's it, folks. Thank you for all the well wishes, by the way, when I was gone. A lot of you guys, and I appreciate it.

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