The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Saves Women’s Sports | Nick Di Paolo Show #1689

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about Nancy Mace, Trump Saves Sports and the Panama Canal! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 2/20/2025 - Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK 2/21/2025 - Funny Bone Westport, St. Louis, MO 3/13/2025 - Hyena’s, Albuquerque, NM 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS - https://bio.site/nickdipaolo

Music playing Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Great to be with you. What is it? It's the end of the week. Son of a whore! You probably picked up on that anyways, didn't you? Folks, that guy was yelling from the other room. He just came in.

Son of a whore! Wow. How are you? Thursdays, my grandpa used to say. A Thursday. Rocco DiPaolo. About five, eight barrel chested, fucking arms down to his ankles like a monkey. Hair slick back like Colioni. Not to be fucked with.

Real pleasant fella. Then he passed down that ugly gene to a whole bunch of us my dad's probably the most mellow one out of them all my uncle Al my dad's brother would fucking he was known to well I told some older guy when I was like in college I was doing a summer job I go yeah my uncle I said my uncle's L L the pile he goes moat I go mo yeah, my uncle, I said, my uncle's L, L Depart. He goes, Moat? I go, Moat?

And I asked my dad, and I go, why did they call Uncle Al Moat? He used to sell Motorola TVs out of the back of his car. And he was a Mason. And the guy goes, your fucking uncle was a crazy motherfucker. And I asked my father, I go, why, why, why, what, what, you give me a second, oh, I said, what, what, was he not, my father, oh yeah, he was, I remember, he said, my father told me, my uncle, I'll go fired from a, he was a Mason, I mean a

master Mason, a guy who would look at a brick for 10 minutes before he laid it. So that's why he couldn't work commercially. But he hired a couple guys, had his own crew. And some guy, my uncle was on the roof, and some fucking young guy that just started working, gave my uncle some lip, he threw a brick at him. Fucking hit him in the middle of the back. This is before there were lawyers everywhere, I guess.

And then it gets better. My father was trying to help my uncle Al fix their mother, my grandmother's, roof. And my uncle Al and my father getting a fight on the roof. And my uncle Al's literally trying to push my father off the fucking ladder. So he played football. And he was just one of those big big strong guineas that had the

temperament and I guess my father said he got recruited by Tennessee, somebody like a decent sized school but he fucking had all kinds of knee problems. But Uncle Al, yeah, and my dad did the nice favor of hooking me up with him to work for him from my dad and like my attitude. I didn't realize until he hooked me up with my Uncle Al the first week, I'm like, oh my God, to work with him. I've told this on the show before, before you guys were even audience members. We went to some lady's house, I still remember it, in Hamilton, Massachusetts.

My uncle had the old Ford pickup truck that you shift on the standard, but it was here. And here I am. I just learned to drive on a stick. And then he'd like, here, take this fucking, go get whatever, come back. Oh my god. And then he showed me how to mix cement.

I'm carrying buckets of cement up a ladder. You should have seen me. I was fucking shredded. I bring up the first bucket. This is the first bucket of cement after he showed me how to make it in front of me. He's up there and he goes, this is too fucking thick. And I go, hey, you gave me the recipe. He even snickered at that one. Oh, boy, was he a fucking handful. Anyways, that's a little DiPaolo. And I got those jeans. My brother got my dad's jeans. My father was a sweet guy under the temper on the Marine patch in the 100% Guinea. But anyway, Uncle Al, moat.

He would come down and raid. My father had a nice tomato garden. My uncle Al would come down. He had his own garden, not as big as mine. He'd come down and take every ripe tomato in the garden, fill up two paper bags and just leave. My father was like, what the fuck? Oh my God.

Anyways, speaking of ill-tempered people. Let's get to one of our favorites. Me and Dallas are big fans of Nancy Mace, because she's hot as a firecracker. And she was a victim of sexual assault. Used to be called rape, now it's sexual assault. Once again, the language. Rape is so much sexier, you know?

What? What the fuck is the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Sorry, Jimmy. Anyways, there was a hearing going on. And there's some guy up there. That's Coma who's running the hearing. And it was about, you know what, about transgenders

in locker rooms. And Nancy Mace, like like I said is a victim of sexual assault and has been spearheading this in DC and and just says you know she wrote a bill there's no we're changing this bubba but and she's not backing down and this guy whoever's testifying here gets upset because Nancy used a few terms that are... Anyways, it's like... Watch it and just... I don't know. The guy's an idiot.

Parliamentary inquiry. Yes, sir. Um... The gentlelady... The gentlelady... ...has used a phrase. Pause. The gentlelady.

So right away, I know everything about this guy. I'm just guessing he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with that. Let me emphasize, plenty of gay friends. Again, I'm in show business and I learned to sew. But wrapped up in that language that I'm sorry, fellow, this shit doesn't play anymore, especially with Nancy Mace. So she's using the gentle lady. Just say the congresswoman or whatever, no so some discusses kind of liberal arts use

that is considered a slur in the lgbtq community and the transgender community let me please finish without interruption and tranny tranny tranny i don't really care you want penises and women's bathrooms and i'm not gonna have it. Okay. No, thank you Let the gentleman She just looked at the guy was like Oh

My god tranny tranny tranny. I love it Absolutely love it and she's got all the credibility in the world. And by the way, Trump signed that. Matter of fact, that's one of the stories today. Trump signed it, made official. No more fucking Herman Munsters in the girls' locker rooms. My Lily. Can we do that again? Yeah, let's do that again. Dr. Rancourt. Yes, sir. The gentlelady has used a phrase that is considered a slur in the LGBTQ community and the transgender

community. Let me please finish without interruption. Tranny, tranny, tranny, tranny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. in the LGBTQ community and the transgender community. Let me please finish without interruption. Tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't really care. You want penises in women's bathrooms, and I'm not going to have it. No, thank you. It's disgusting. It's not disgusting. I have a penis. You see the guy in the mask?

Apparently he got a... Did you see the guy in the mask? What does that tell you? And why is he wearing a mask? That was debunked. These people live on a different planet. I'm glad there was bullying. Can I just say that I said that a long time ago. When Obama was president, remember

they had a commercial about Obamacare, and it was a guy, a young guy in flannel pajamas with a cup of tea and it said, discuss Obamacare with your friend or whatever. And I came out and I said it on stage, I said, I am pro-bullying now. I said, I am pro-bullying. And then I noticed Kurt Schlichter was talking about this, not this incident specifically, I don't think. It was something out there that was really PC.

And he said, he goes, let's make bullying great again. Which I think was a play on, anyways. All right, folks, that's enough. I don't wanna offend anybody out there. You know, it's the early part of the show and gaga goo goo poopoo and the left the little girls can't handle it with their paper skin I don't know why we protect the LGBT first of all at the red LGBT that they don't like the whole tranny thing

you know and I saw a girl and a clip on, a gay girl, and she was so eloquent about it. She goes, look, you're wrecking it for us. And she said, nobody really cared before, which I've never heard a gay person say. It was so refreshing. She's like, just live your lives, and whatever. As soon as it gets into politics, it's ruined. Bet MGM is an official sports betting partner of the National Hockey League and has your back all season long. As soon as it gets into politics, it's ruined. something every NHL fan is going to love about BetMGM. Download the app today and discover why BetMGM is your hockey home for the season. Raise your game to the next level this year with BetMGM, a sportsbook worth a celly,

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It's hard to pay attention when you're watching the Bruins and doing this. The A4 mentioned story, Trump saves girl sports. I couldn't think of anything creative without offending somebody. Trump saves girl sports. He had a whole bunch of young girls of all ages. These are younger.

God, that was... Man, if Biden was in office, you know how many heads he would have had to sniff? He would have passed out. Remember? Remember? Do you remember when any time a girl under like 40 got near him? Like a goddamn great thing, meeting a poodle in the park. But this is a sweet moment that

this just sums it up think about all the stuff they've called Trump Hitler and the worst things in the world and white supremacy all this crap sexist misogynist think about all the crap he's been called in this moment to me sort of washed it all away because this is really I think who he is. Got a couple clips here. Check out the first one. So I'm going to I want to thank everybody for being here. It's fantastic. And this is sort of a big, big day. It shouldn't have even been necessary to take place. It started a long time ago and we ended it today and I'm going to sign the executive order

right now and everything I said will go into effect immediately okay I love that okay checks with the people first and he's clapping for them I mean come on a man of the people they better be they better already chiseling Mount Rushmore. I don't give a fuck if I sound biased or not. Well, you guys vote like me, so you know I'm not. I'm just saying, an objective, taking a look at the presidency,

objective, wait, can you imagine what they're going to write about this guy years from now? He was attempted, somebody shot him, and he survived it. This is shit right out of the history books. And then he went on to become one of the, I mean, after getting beat in an election, coming back for a second chance. Holy moly, but here's the second clip.

You ready? What a nice picture this is, huh, Governor? You ready? We'll do a good job. Wait, let me press that. How nice is that, little kids? Biden's? We'll do a good job. Wait, let me press that. Come, I see us there, little kids. Biden's like, that's a nice dress. What do you got there?

You want to lift it up for me? Because this is, you know, this is a big one, right? Look at that. That's German writing. Here's Flatsensee. We have a ten. We have a ten. We have a ten. We have a ten. God bless you, Mr. President. He's judging his... Then he did this.

This kind of... It went a little far. Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid! That really put a cup of water on it. Wasn't that sweet? A fun headline for that could be Trump Trolls Trannies. put a cup of water on it. Wasn't that sweet? Fun headline for that could be Trump trolls trannies.

There you go, Trump trolls trannies. That was just, he said we're gonna win too much. He said that the first time and this isn't one of the stories today, but I was reading today this morning that, you know, remember the ABG, ABC just settled a lawsuit with him for 15 million? Somebody else did too. And then today there was news that he's winning another one. And he's suing the Pulitzer Prize Committee.

Remember they gave the New York Times and Washington Post a Pulitzer for the Russiagate thing that was totally fiction. And the people that sit on the Pulitzer Prize decide who gets it on that board. People that work at the New York Times and the... He's just not missing a trick. And I know it's's him but I know he's got a he has Soran because no human can think all the shit is fast they are flipping everything back to normal dear I say but I thought that was just a killer moment and you know I'm sitting there it really is I'm not a PC guy but young girls you know if I had a daughter I I mean, you got kids,

I mean really, you got a fucking grown man in the, god damn it, my dad wouldn't have handed it like that, neither would my uncle Al, doing hard time. Let's move on, fee, oh, I changed the name of this to something, I can't remember, what did I change it to something else? Easy pass. Free fee on the high seas. The government of Panama has agreed to no longer charge fees for US government vessels to transit the Panama Canal.

Or as Gutfeld calls it, the Panamic Anal. The department said in a post on X. Isn't it funny? He's like Corleone. If you guys don't know just a little background, Panama Canal, we built it, lost 30,000 Americans building it, building it. And then in 1977, Jimmy Carter, for some reason, signed some treaty that handed it over to Panama. And ever since we've been getting porked, you know, every time you go through

that, you got to pay a toll, a high fee, you know, I mean and we were getting fucked and Trump's like first of all we built it in China somehow China got in and was running things at the Panama Canal and I mean all think about all the shit that we were being taken advantage of and a real president comes in What's that say about the fucking not just the left all the other presidents schmuckos so Trump comes in he's like cool the only makes one phone call I want everybody here I don't care how your country makes it live and long as it doesn't conflict with mine I'm not pant panning him on face. That's all there is to it. You tell the chinks, I'll tell the Panamanians. We ain't putting up with this shit.

He makes one phone call and all of a sudden it said the agreement will save the United States government millions of dollars each years. It says each year. Is this written by a Russian? Each year. Put universal remote back in docking station. That's a fucking soprano. U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who's, let me tell you, I'm a Roe B. O. fan. Even when people are on the fence about him, he just, he met with Panama's president, Jose Raul Molino on Sunday during a trip to Central America. If the principles, both moral and legal, of this magnanimous gesture are not followed, then we will demand that the Panama Canal be returned to us in full.

I'm sorry, this is Trump talking. And without question, Trump said, and then he said, who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? He's. He's. He's. So he's saying, you know, so the Panama said,

we're not gonna charge you anything now, which admitting they were fucking us. And Trump said, that's fine, but we're gonna keep an eye on it. And if you don't follow this agreement, we're gonna take that and fuck in the Middle East and everything else we want, you motherfucker. But the US and Panama signed a pair of accords in 1977

under my close friend, Jimmy Carter, again, horrible president, good dude, that paved the way for the canal's return to full Panamanian control. Great move. Once again the Democrats coming through. The United States handed it over in 1999 after a period of joint administration and that turned into China running everything.

Like they all, how did they weasel in there? I mean I know they had boats coming in out like everybody else probably. I don't know. So we're not paying anything. The left is melting down. I can't even, if you want to watch the left melt down and shit, watch TV because they show all the clips. They make me so fucking angry and crazy.

I can't watch those montages. If I'm watching TV and one of those shows runs a montage, I literally fast forward. That Annie Esla, what's her name? That Presley bitch, that black bitch in Boston. Man, I'd like to run into her at the food court. Why? I don't know.

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