The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Says Ne to Ye | Nick Di Paolo Show #1312

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

Creepy Joe Strikes Again. Trump's Strange Ye Interaction. Taylor Lorenz at it Again. World Cup Activism. Daylight Savings Time is Racist.

Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving. I'm back this week with new shows each day. Please make sure to share them. Oh yeah! What's up, folks? Hold on. Let me put my tooth in. Hey, hoop! Are you kidding me? I'm going to try to talk with this thing. Somebody said online, it's like you're going to be sucking on a belt buckle. Bingo.

Fucking perfect description. You don't mind a Italian guy with a lisp, do you? It looks better, but it feels like this. This is temporary, folks. Don't worry. I'm getting the implant. They're going to put an eye bolt into my skull. For the third time? Yes, to keep the other half of my skull in place. How was your Thanksgiving, folks? Did you have a good one? I cooked up a storm.

One of my favorite days here is the night before. I got a TV in the kitchen, obviously. And I was in there from, like, I don't know, 10 to 3, just cooking and shit, just banging it out. Nobody giving the yip-yap to Skitskat. And yeah, so had a couple over and their daughter, and that was that. Ate like a fucking animal. Ate like an animal, and boy, this story sucks. I'm going to make something up. Then I disemboweled my wife. That was an actual story. Did you read that one, Dallas? New Mexico, a family drives to Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, goes to Thanksgiving at some relative's house. The door's locked. Nobody's answering. They call the cops. They finally, the cops say, we can't enter for some reason. So the relatives break the door down, go in and find the husband in bed, the wife on the ground,

not only dead, dismembered in um, what do you call it when you take the bowels out? Disemboweled. Yeah, that's a good name for it. Disemboweled. So I was going to tweet, I put the headline up past the stuffing. What the fuck?

What kind of holiday? What are you? I can't, the stories are getting worse. They're coming right out of a movie now. It's fucking getting so weird. Black woman stabs her two babies that are like 10 months old and a year old. Two sons. Stabs them in New York City and puts them in the tub under some clothes. You can't make this shit up. And I'm only giving you one tenth of it. This is supposed to be a comedy, it's supposed to be funny. Anyways, how about Ohio State Michigan folks? Michigan schooled them. That's got to take some of the weight off Harbaugh

for not beating Ohio State too many times. Boy, that was... It was some really good games. It's so fun to watch. You watch college because the kids still give a fuck. They want to go to the NFL. They play hard. I watch the NFL. There must have been 12 penalties of people jumping offside.

Fucking... And the refs have to discuss it for 10 minutes. A guy jumped offside. What's there to discuss? As long as they get it right. Are you fucking dog-styling me? Three guy, you got to talk about it for ten minutes? A guy jumped off sides. What's there to discuss? As long as they get it right. Are you fucking dog styling me? Three guy, you got to talk about it for ten minutes? I don't know what I'm looking for. Why'd I bend down for this? I have no idea. What the fuck is going on? I'm getting worried about myself. I'm telling

you, I'll give it a fucking month, I'll be in a pair of adult panties. What time did we start this abortion? Anyways, 1225? Yep. Anyhow, any he. What else, Dallas? What did you do? Low country boil on Thanksgiving with family.

Oh, you show off. With family, low country boil. There must have been some incest there, no? I'm being a detective, putting it together in Georgia. What, no cousin fucking? That ain't no holiday. Really, low country boil. Tell the people what that involves.

No disemboweling. No disembowelment unless it's the shrimp. But it's shrimp, sausage, corn on the cob, potatoes. Oh, yeah, it's fucking awesome. That is a good low boil. I don't know why they call it that. That was my nickname in high school because I was always mad. Anyhow, what the fuck? I need something to wake me up.

Man, fuck you and your bone spurs. Here it is. I worked out two, three times. I came here, got a nice sweat on, and then ate, I'd say, three pounds of stuffing. I'll shit sometimes early July of next year, I'll tell you. I can't talk with this fucking... My wife is going to go, you'll take. I can't talk with this fucking... My wife is gonna go

you fucking idiot, you can't. I don't mind. See what I'm saying? All right let's get to the goddamn news lot of it I guess since we've last seen each other. I can't remember it was Tuesday wasn't it? Boy did that go fast. What Oy, oy, oy. What do you got to do to slow it down? I laid on the couch like a retard staring at the ceiling, and it still flew by. Anyways, come out and play with me, girls, is the headline. Social media users roasted Joey Biden over creepy selfies with kids, where the president seemed lurking in the background of a children's selfies with his face up against a window just reading and i started laughing biden gave kids sitting in the lemon press uh juice shop on nantucket boy does that sound elitist

lemon press press my fucking nuts against the window uh and nantucket, and Nantucket's great, by the way. It's not as fancy as, it's more down to earth than the other one. An up-close and personal look when he approached the store window with an erection and a bag of lollipops. Smiled for some photos as a social media post from the Nantucket current shows. So there's a... No. from the Nantucket Current shows. So there's a, there he is.

No. The president who was on Nantucket with his family for Thanksgiving, only it really wasn't his family. They told him it was. It was just a bunch of white people. They didn't want to be with him. They pulled down their popularity rating.

Was shopping along this strip. Along this strip. It's a fucking island a mile wide, you dinks. For small business Saturday when he stopped to meet his little fans um oh there's a video oh let's take a look at that look at he sees little girls like a magnet Hi, Mr. President.

Oh, my God. Okay. Give me a selfie. Abby, give me a selfie. Look, he's looking right at their asses. Am I making that up? He's trying to smell their hair. Well, that's the other thing I tweeted.

I don't know if Tommy put it up. I don't think he did. I put, I smell herbal essence. I don't know if Tommy was asleep at the switch of that one. Look at that creepy son of a bitch. And I'm telling you, that could have been an adult woman undressing, he wouldn't have come over. Fucking guy smells like fucking scrunchies. I don't know.

Can you smell a scrunchie? No. Some social media users lambasted the close encounters with the president as creepy. This is not normal. Stop trying to normalize this. If it was any other old man, you'd all be freaking out too, one Instagrammer,

which I kind of agree with, don't you? Commander was Trump? Nope. They used to call that a peeping Tom in my day, said some boring asshole trying to be funny on Twitter. I put that in there just to shit on that. Keep your mouth shut. You're hurting our side. D.C. Patriot journalist Mindy Robinson said it's like a horror movie. Someone save the kids. Another one with

cancer of the funny bone. Others found the interaction to be here's where we will never, this is more proof we will never survive as a species when we can't agree on shit like this. Once again, politics, anybody on the left takes over. They said, of course, the Biden fans, they thought the interaction would be cute and heartwarming. Love this. All of this, a Twitter user said, this is called leadership. What?

What? What? What? You need to shut the fuck up. This is called leadership. Yeah, from behind. Yeah, the Pied Piper leading a sex race, a trafficking race. What?

That's leadership? You people on the left, and again, that dumb cunt voted for him, there's no doubt about it. How stupid are you, really? Honestly. The babies are so excited, cute, and happy. First of all, they're not babies. You know the difference between a child and a baby? Yeah, Joel only fucked a child.

Oh, good night, everybody. Oh, somebody put, so thrilling to see kids excited about the president, another wrote. Yeah, because we never saw little kids with Trump hat. The president who stops just to give some kids a smile. That is what is real. That's what a real president does, some jerk off says. Thank you, President Joe, said another. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. That's right. Me and Dallas. Dumber. That's possible. Can you imagine politicized? That's what that's leadership. Doesn't he make?

That's what a real president does. No, see, the world's falling apart. The real president wouldn't have taken a vacation. He should be at the White House. After how much he's fucked up for two years, he should be at the White House just pretending to fix it. Or Camp David, pretending to fix inflation. Not at a strip mall in fucking Nantucket.

There once was a president who went fucking Nantucket. There once was a president who went to Nantucket. He was such a dick, he could suck it. I used to remember that, because in Massachusetts, you have to learn that like the Pledge of Allegiance. First grade. How about this one? We fired our guns, but the British kept on coming, but there wasn't as many as there was a while ago. Fired once more, they began a-running. First grade. How about this one? We fired our guns, but the British kept on coming,

but there wasn't as many as there was a while ago. Fired once more, they began a-running, down the Gulf of Mexico. They ran through the barns, ran through the bushes, ran through a place where a rabbit couldn't go, ran through the house, couldn't catch him, down the Mississippi. Then it gets dirty.

Anyways, I forget it. I don't want to hurt your virgin ears. Anyhow, let's move on, shall we? Past the cheesy easy. I'm sick of Kanye West. He fooled me a little bit when he visited Trump when Trump was the president. I'm sick of his mental. He's mentally ill.

Even Trump said it. And the illness is, well, the symptom seems to be he can't get enough attention. And he's very good at it. Whoever's a lightning rod for news news he'll get around them somehow but you know he apparently he took a big hit with all his uh comments hates jews apparently hates jews but he's apologizing and again the blacks will forgive him but if i said it, or you know who, that's right. The 76-year-old Trump dined with West and white nationalists.

They put it like, just the way they write the article. And this is a post, by the way. Again, New York Post. They put it like Trump knew who this guy was and said, yeah, bring him along. If you read the fucking first paragraph. He dined with West and white nationalist Nick Fuentes. That's somebody's opinion that he's a white nationalist, number one.

Both of whom are under fire for anti-Jewish remarks at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida on Tuesday. Trump had previously confirmed the meeting in a statement to the Post, but said Fuentes tagged along without the former president knowing who he was, which is, I'm statement to the Post, but said Fuentes tagged along without the former

president knowing who he was, which is, I'm trying to believe that, but they vet the shit out of people when you go to Mar-a-Lago, anywhere else. It's kind of hard to believe he snuck in under the radar, but I don't know. I mean, if Trump knew his reputation, I don't think he'd, or would he? He knows who loves him, so I don't know. But do you need the 12 Klan guys? That's about what's left, right? Anyways, Fuentes had said the math doesn't seem to add up on Jewish deaths in the Holocaust. Okay. Again, this used to be America. Whether it's outlandish or not, has the right

to say it. Has the right to do the math. Could show you with a pen and pencil why he thinks that. And if you're an adult and an American, you go, you're fucking mentally ill, but okay. That's your version. He said there weren't six men. He said there was he said there's 11.

So, I don't know. The new math. 11 people 11. So I don't know. The new math. 11 people. No, I don't know. But anyways, the math doesn't add up. That's reducing it to an equation. But later denied he was a Holocaust denier. Well, I know that from his statement.

He's saying the math doesn't add up. So that means he believes it happened. He's not denying it, He's saying the math doesn't add up, so that means he believes it happened. He's not denying it, but he said the math doesn't add up. Those ovens were only... And then he did the math like a German... Wait a minute, his name's Fuentes. What am I talking about? I don't know what the...

You're a crumb creep. Oh, me or him? I'm just saying. Anyways, let's take a look at... It's so funny, I did these like, I don't know, Sunday morning, and I can't remember what I gave you. You think I'd make a note as far as what the clip is? That's not what we do here. It's amateur hour. Go ahead. I think the thing that Trump was most perturbed about, me asking him to be my vice president, I think that was like lower on the list of things that caught him off guard. It was the fact that I walked in with intelligence. So Trump is really... With intelligence?

What intelligence did he walk in with? Does he mean Nick Fuentes? Did he have documents on him or is he talking about he walked in with with the people you know people who work in counterintelligence I don't know security what the fuck's he talking about we know he has well people think he's a genius and maybe he is when it comes to hip-hop and I still don't but I'm no hip-hop fucking connoisseur but p P.U., let's listen to what this, again, attention-seeking nutbag has to say.

They impressed with Nick Fuentes. And Nick Fuentes, unlike so many of the lawyers and so many people that he was left with on his 2020 campaign, he's actually a loyalist. When he didn't know what the lawyers is, you'll still have your lawyer list. And when all the lawyers say Trump's done, there are loyalists running up in the White House, right? And my question would be why when you had the chance did you not free the January

Sixers? Not a bad question. I'm back on his side. I'm going to buy his next album. Album? Okay, whatever they drop. Next time he drops a joint. You're fucking crazy. He is, Coco.

But do you hear what he says? He said Trump was very impressed with Nick Fuentes. Now he knows Nick Fuentes apparently has a reputation of being a nationalist. Why would you say that unless you're trying to hurt Trump?

I don't understand the whole fucking meeting. But Trump came out and kind of shit on Kanye after saying that he's a little... Cuckoo for cuckoo puffs. He doesn't look like a white nationalist. They're usually, you know, Oklahoma-like. You know what I'm saying? By the way the way watch Tulsa it's getting a little bit I got it's hard by the way I look like Stallone in Tulsa he's got the same only he's got it you know we're gone he's got

hair like he's 22 but it's gray and shit but I can't you can't not look at that guy he's such a like super he's so You know, I mean his face is so interesting now. It's going in 19 directions and his fucking fingers are all you can tell he's He's he's still Guys 70 what six I think still juicing fucking still shred Love it. He banged a fucking hot chick half his age. That's not naughty stuff Anyways, anyways, so I help a seriously troubled man, this is Donald Trump talking, right, who just happens to be black, yay, Kanye West,

who had been decimated in his business, because he fucked with you-know-who, and virtually everything else, and who had always been good to me by allowing his request for a meeting at Mar-a-Lago alone so that I could give him very much needed advice, Trump said, and I'm believing that. West, 45, who now goes by Yee, showed up with three people, two whom Trump didn't know. The former, well, Mr. President, former president, how did that happen?

You're the former president. There's all kind of security around you still, and I don't know. Sounds like you were set up a little bit. The former president went on. He also said he told West, who has said he's running for president in 2024, oh, my God. Trump said, don't run. It's a total waste of time. DeSantis is going to cream you. That's what Trump said. It's a total waste of time. Can't win. Fake news went crazy, Trump said.

I am your voice. Yeah, well. So I don't know what to make of all that. You know? Sounds like he was, I don't know. Maybe that's why he's a genius. You can't figure out what the fuck. Why would you bring a white national? Wouldn't it be funny if I know Trump told him to?

Trump's like, look, I know there's a certain part of the population who loves me for how I am. But I don't know what to say about that. Other than I'm tired of Kanye West. Please, go to rehab, Bellevue. Somebody put him in a nice jacket and a rubber room, at least for six months. Let him write another album while he's in there. Am I right?

I don't know. You know, ladies and gentlemen, let me roast your buddy or say happy birthday to your mom again through Cameo. Dallas has the logo and link on the screen there. Go there and you can see some of the Cameos I've done and order one for yourself. Or just go to Cameo and search my name. You know, you tell me about the person and then I make a video on my phone, a minute or two.

And it's a verbal beatdown. You know, like I said, I can compliment your cousin Sharon's titties. Oh, that's wrong. Let's move on to this stupid show. I don't want to be here today. I was having such a good time laying on the couch like Stephen Hawking the last 20 years.

Like, I can't even think of Superman Reeves. What's his first name? Christopher. Thank you. What the fuck is happening? Oh, my God. I don't know if there's something in the gravy.

I took a straw to a gravy boat. Just sat there while it was piping hot. Anyways, Libs Eat' libs category tonight. Controversial Washington Post journalist Taylor Lorenz. Do you remember her? Do you remember this nutbag about a year and a half ago or so? Maybe more, maybe less. I don't give a fuck.

I'm not Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw. I'm not Tom Brokaw. Do you remember her? I'm not Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw, go to God. That's a girl. Do you remember her? She was outing people that worked for Trump and people supporting. You know, she would dox people online, giving out their personal address, their number, all that shit.

And then somebody did it to her. Remember, I showed a clip of her crying. I was going to dig it up, but fuck that. She was crying like a bitch because they did exactly what she does. That's her job. She sits online looking for conservatives, whoever, and just makes up lies about them, does research on them, and tries to destroy them. Anyways, Washington Post journalist Taylor Lorenz

has slammed her own newspapers reporting on and its opposition of COVID lockdowns in the country. Do we still have them? On Saturday, the Post tweeted an article about China's record number of cases. I wanted to cover that story, too, but I couldn't find an article under China's record number of cases. I wanted to cover that story too, but I couldn't find an article under 41 pages. And I do read the whole articles before I boil it down for you folks. I didn't have the strength. Anyways, an article on China's record number of cases of COVID, noting how only a tiny proportion of its billion-strong population are vaccinated.

A coronavirus outbreak on the verge of being China's biggest of the pandemic has exposed a critical flaw in zero COVID strategy, a vast population without natural immunity, the paper said. Within hours of the tweet, Lorenz, an internet culture columnist, see that?

It's nothing. She does nothing. It is nothing. When your title's the first of anything, you made it up today. Anyways, internet culture columnist for the paper retweeted the report with her own view on the matter. So she's going after her own employers here, tearing apart the reporting. She says, and I quote from the dumb maggot, there is no lasting natural immunity to COVID.

You can get COVID over and over again because there are so many endless evolving strains and antibodies wane. Also, choosing not to kill off millions of vulnerable people, as the U.S. is doing, isn't a critical flaw, Lorenz wrote. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two two chopsticks i shove up your ass come over here talk to me in the face she thinks she's a doctor on this what the fuck have you seen the protest there's clips online

there and and it's called the white blank white paper protest in China. And let me tell you something. It's one thing to protest here. It's another thing to show your face on camera. Because let me tell you, first of all, facial recognition, they fucking invented it or perfected it, I should say. You got some big stones. Because they might even make an example. If there's too many to haul in, which I don't think that would be a problem.

How many in their army, Dallas? Oh, God, it's a million. It's a million, literally a million. They could always call in the National Guard. But they see you on camera and shit, all of a sudden, you know, hey, Sing Flang Tang disappeared. They don't play over there.

That's what I'm trying to say. So it takes a lot of stones. And I give them a thumbs up. How's that? I just made that up. Nobody's ever done that before. Here is Taylor. Oh, they caught it.

Somebody got a clip of her at a gas station in D.C. Filling up her car. I say right foot creep. Oh, I don't need that heat. Look around, stay low. Make sure they don't see you. Get some back. filling up her car. Trying to hide that too long now. Good one. I just let the thing run, but I'll just make it up. Twitter people were appalled the runs would seemingly defend the authoritarian country's

lockdowns and implied human rights violations, with one accuser accusing her of spreading misinformation, which she was, noting how her editors were unlikely, and this is so true too, to sanction her because any controversy would lead to more views for the Post's website. You are correct, sir. And remember, folks, that's where they make their money. CNN is still cleaning up as far as clicks go, you know, and that's her function. Well, and that's our function. When we asked what our job was, I think we just figured it out. Provide outrageous fodder.

Don't get me wrong, Taylor, I'd still stick it in you. When I say it, I'm talking a butter knife. I'll tell you what I haven't done in a long time. That shit has to be on the ready, Nick. I don't know what I'm fucking doing. Anyways, yeah, so Taylor Lahrenz, she's a mama luke. Lahrenz later attempted to clarify her earlier tweet. She must have caught a, for somebody like this to try to backpedal,

attempted to clarify her earlier tweet by suddenly praising the Washington Post reporting. I wonder who called her, probably Bezos himself. Listen, just because I fucked you don't mean I won't fire you. Oh, wait a minute. I like guys. Click. Suddenly praising the Post reporting, adding how the article contained a lot more nuance, by the way. There are also very few direct responses to Lorenz's original tweet because her Twitter settings, get this, do not allow for a right of reply

unless you're following her directly. Furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. Wow. She's an uppity batch. So she's all uppity batch. So she's all for the way China handles it, you know? Welding people into their houses and shit, right? I still see people, what is it about supermarkets

that bring out the mass? And again, it's usually black people, which I understand. I see all the black people. I get it. But I see them in their fucking 20s. I have fantasies. And white fucking housewives. I just want to get a running start.

Virtue signaling, most of it. That's all it is. Can you imagine being that fucking needy? Look at me. I care. You don't. That's basically, as Rush Limbaugh once said when they were all wearing the ribbons, the Academy Awards when AIDS was fucking flourishing.

Symbolism over substance, folks. That's all it is. He was saying it 30 years ago. I have a thing that says I care and you don't and now that's all people do this country is mentally ill it really is needs a real douching that sounded very Hitler like I didn't mean it like that or did I? rainbow rejection

the fuck does that mean Dallas my producer asked a very good question this morning can't we have a sporting event without it being politicized and again I've been saying that two albums ago I said it fucking about Ness and the Red Sox

channel talk about virtue it's getting worse. Every, there's 81 games of baseball at home. They have like 81 different cancer things. And I get it, folks. You're going, well, how can you be a guy? I'm not. Just fucking listen to me, please. Sports, as somebody once said said a great sports writer i forget who it was said it's the toy department of life you don't bring your kids well there's no more toys or us wherever you bring them you don't bring them there and talk about cancer do you do your kids what the fuck enough you know i mean i get it you get famous a lot of people eyes on you

it's seriously i know that sounds selfish or whatever the fuck but i don't want to hear it Enough. You know what I mean? I get it. You get famous, a lot of people, eyes on you. Seriously. I know that sounds selfish or whatever the fuck, but I don't want to hear it. I don't want to see a little girl, 10 years old, who has cancer throwing out the first pitch, knowing that her arm might come off. I don't want to see that. But you get what I'm saying? Anyways, World Cup. The gay agenda, you can't get away from it.

I'll leave here today and be chased by two guys in a leather skirt. I don't know who they are. They're there every day. The World Cup is well underway in Qatar. I like to say Quatter, just to bug them. But issues, remember George H. Bush? Saddam. No, it's Saddam that's Adam all right I was punching up Gutfeld's monologue and I somehow I came up he described something and we haven't seen a political tragedy like he said

since JFK or and I put or when I when, I guess I shouldn't give it away, right? Well, I said when he power washed. God, it's Monday. I'm terrible. The older Bush threw up in the prime minister, for you youngsters out there, of Japan. Do you remember that, Dallas? When he power gacked, he had like a flu he had just eaten, and he fucking faints and falls on the

Japanese fucking... So I said he power washed him with his undigested salmon. Why did I bring that up? What am I talking about? Anyways, the World Cup is well underway in Qatar, but issues surrounding LGBTQ plus rights for the Gulf State,

World Soccer governing body FIFA, teams and fans just won't go away. Well, because it's a global. Oh, God. On Saturday, two German soccer fans covered in poopoo. What? No. Told CNN that they were asked by security officials at Qatar 2022 to remove the rainbow-colored items that they were wearing as they made their way to watch the World Cup match between France and Denmark.

Okay. I force you to eigenarbeit, to eigenen Fleiß. That was them fighting back, I guess? I don't know. CNN witnessed the conclusion to the incident at the Mashreeb metro station in Doha as Bengt Kunkel, good friend of mine, Bengt Kunkel,

who was wearing a rainbow-colored sweatband and his friend supporting a similarly colored armband refused to hand over the items. The rainbow is a symbol of value. Yeah, we know. Thanks for adding that. We associate lucky charms with it. Guy's dying of AIDS.

Somewhere under the rainbow, coffee enemas fly. After taking the Germans to one side, a group of security guards, can I just say this? This is a Middle Eastern country, Muslim country, and they have their fucking beliefs, okay? Just like you wouldn't want somebody coming over here from Germany and marching into a Yankees game with a fucking swastika on bed.

Although you should, because that's the difference between us and these shitholes, but apparently not anymore. Anyways, group of security guards eventually let them go on condition that they put the rainbow-colored items in their pockets, according to Kunkel. Fucking quiz! Wow, that guy from Qatar

spoke perfect English. Out of nowhere, they took my friend quite aggressively on the arm, he loved it, and pushed him away from the crowd and told him to take the armband off, Kunkel told CNN as he recounted details of the incident shortly after it happened. Of course, CNN's all over it, right?

You are fake news, sir. Then they took me with him. What am I, Tyson? Then they tell you, go ahead and take it. You're going to take it off and throw it in the bin or we'll call the police. Again, their country, their rules. The pair refused to throw their items in the bin

since they knitted them by hand. No. And there's the fist with poo-poo all over it. And there's the guy he fisted smiling away with a German face. Said they told security they could call the police. And then the cutter guy said to them, I suck cock and I love it.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Again, different accent. That sounds like, what's his name on Sebastian Corker on Fox News? Relief factor. I've been using it for years. We had a little discussion. We were being respectful and said, we're not going to throw it away, but we're going to put it in our pockets, added Kunkel, who traveled

to the World Cup. So what's the big story? Why didn't, you know, to the World Cup to enjoy the soccer tournament, but also to use his social media platform to talk about LGBT. There you go. Why don't you leave it alone for five minutes? Go to the fucking soccer game and watch the game.

Matter of fact, a lot of guys have nice asses, which you would enjoy. They're going and looking for conflict. Of course. You don't have to go to Germany until the World Cup. Although, again, CNN was probably on the phone with him. They're going, look, we'll see you at the fucking gate six after they throw you out. Just give it a rest. You don't have to fly your fucking faggot flag everywhere.

Seriously. I like when I meet gay people now, and they don't. They don't bring it up. And that's my, I'm guessing there's a ton of gay people. They don't want to fucking hear it anymore. You know what I mean? That's why I love, what's her name? Oh God, here we go again. Everything's a pop

quiz with me now. Amanda Nunes. The UFC chick. Gay as the day is long. I mean, fucking, when she's in the ring, she looks like a guy. She trains with guys. It's the sweetest thing. And I'm like, why do I like her? She's always happy

and grateful for what she's accomplished. Never mentions. I guess you don't have to when you have a Hannibal mustache and neck like Wilk Fork. But no, but she's, you know what I mean? I like that she doesn't fly her flag, never fucking brings it up in interviews and whatever. I'm just saying, Can't we all just get along? Kunkel and his friend were then allowed to walk down to the station platform where they were pushed into an oncoming train. With CNN accompanying them to the match. See that?

Kunkel's friend said he didn't want to talk to CNN because that makes it look like we had nothing to do with it. Once outside Stadium 974, Kunkel put the rainbow-colored armband and wristband back on and walked through security. CNN witnessed Kunkel being allowed through, though the 23-year-old German was again taken to one side. Kunkel then told CNN he was stopped for four times

before being allowed to take his seat inside the stadium wearing the rainbow-colored items. Yeah. Please give me a cup. Why are you fucking surprised about that? You weren't showing them respect. Oh, fucking human rights. Save it. Fucking human rights.

Save it. If there's anything I've learned being on this planet for fucking 60 years, human life, I mean human rights, overrated. You know what I mean. I mean humans overrated, not human rights. Some people. Anyways, CNN covered these two guys after the game, right? I can think they were having some type of snack or something after we got video of them.

Of course, CNN was right there to witness this. Yeah, you got me begging, begging. Baby, please don't go. If I wake up tomorrow, will you still? Hey, can we play those TikTok videos without music? Is that possible? We can? We can take it out?

Let's do that. Because that would have been so funny with them choking. What were they doing? That looked like like a you know the center of a pineapple when you buy a fresh pineapple yeah i wonder where that went fellas why are you gonna be like that well because anyways guys and girls make plans to come and see me on the road here's where i'll be and when january 13th to 14th comedy off broadway in leington, Kentucky. March 11th and 12th, the Comedy Club

of Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri. April 21st and 22st, The Funny Bone in St. Louis and then in St. Charles, Missouri. You can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. Click on the tour button and hopefully I've got my

lawsuit settled by then and won't see you. I mean, make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich, you motherless fuck. A recent online article from CNN, there they are again, argue that daylight savings time disproportionately affects the sleep and health of, who do you think, folks? Want to take a guess? Minority communities. This is CNN. Can you stay categorical? You are fake news, sir.

I just read the first paragraph, and I don't want to. The piece published on Friday by CNN health reporter Jacqueline Howard argued that daylight saving, is that Jacqueline? Yeah that daylight saving that Jacqueline yeah yeah yeah maybe she's got a point daylight savings time often disrupts sleep throws off people's circadian rhythms and can contribute to general health problems yeah that happens with white people though and since people of color have a higher number of health problems, there's the rub right there.

There's the rub. And of course, those health problems are brought on by us. You'll find out later in the article. This means observing daylight savings time is more dangerous for them. Oh, boy, you. The piece began by citing Vanderbilt University Medical Center. You know, they're like leading Vanderbilt Medical with that woke shit, by the way. Center Sleep Division, Professor Dr. Beth Malo, who claimed daylight safety.

Oh, it's white people like this who are destroying the fucking world. Look at her. She could have got fucked when she was 14 in a men's prison. Look at her. So this is her way of getting back. Don't you understand? Daylight savings time is associated with increased risk of sleep loss, circadian misalignment, and adverse health consequences. Howard also cited National Institute of Environmental Health Science researcher Chandra Jackson. Okay, so we got a white gay woman, and here's a girl who looks like George Foreman from the nose up. She'll be selling grills.

Who stated, poor sleep is associated with a host of poor health outcomes, including obesity, hypertension. Again, white people have this too. Type 2 diabetes, cardiovascular disease, and certain cancers, including the breast and colon. Can I just sum it up for you? Everything's your fault, Whitey. That's all. Jackson added the key point stating many of these health outcomes are more prevalent in the black population.

Howard noted it's not that white adults don't also experience a lack of sleep and its health consequences, but people of color appear to disproportionately experience them more and that's believed to be maybe it's because they live on fucking mountain dew and fucking potato chips yeah uh be largely due to social systems social systems in the united states is to blame for for this Who gives a fuck what you think? A few of the factors he sees making good sleep and good health harder to achieve for minority groups. He said among those are housing conditions, noise pollution, light pollution, air pollution, stress from different sources, including perceived racial discrimination, and jobs of working or working conditions. So let me sum it up for you.

Life, life in the United States is racist. That's all they're fucking saying to you. They don't dare come out and say it. And you're the reason the black people aren't healthy and brown people, white people. Let me make a suggestion. And this is old. I mean, old racists used to say, you know, go back to where you came from. Go look for somewhere else to live.

Seriously. Because the hate you have for this country and how it was founded, how it came about, is just fucking insane. Go somewhere else. And you know why you don't? Because you don't want to be anywhere else but here. We have the best medical still, you know, well at last, until we sacrifice

that because it is time to think. And Howard claimed that structural racism, which again, they can't even prove that, can account for these factors that make sleep harder for people of color, she wrote. It's not the gunfire at three in the morning because Ray Ray just got out. Many social and environmental determinants of health, including living conditions or work schedules that don't support sleep, may emerge, at least in part, from historical and persistent forms of structural racism. Oh, my. Stop! Thank you. Thank you. She quoted Jackson, who specifically defined structural racism as the totality of ways in which societies foster racial discrimination through mutual reinforcing systems of housing, education, employment, wages, benefits. Oh, I can't even read anymore.

That's a fucking enough. You fucking. Oh, I can't even read anymore. That's a fucking enough, you fucking. Fucking die already. Get out of my fucking home. They just listed everything that makes up life for everybody. Why don't you just put that?

And have the balls to make it look like they studied it reference a few professors who are so far left you can't fucking see them anyways don't make me upset after a holiday I was in a great mood until I got here

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