The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Says Vlad Gone Mad! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1741

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

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Hello! Um, Dom Fig. That was the name of a comedian that Colin Quinn keeps bringing up. Like, was he? Oh, anyway, it's way too... How you doing, folks? You have a good Memorial Day weekend? They did, you spend it with friends and loved ones and, you know, orphans and runaway prostitutes. Sure you did.

Good to be back, I guess. I got pillhead today I over the weekend there the lot didn't didn't sleep hardly I just and I go I woke up yesterday go oh my god this is a pill night I can't walk around like this have I have all the shit I was gonna do like on a Sunday and I go I can't even fucking, I just, no way in hell. So last night, Advil PM's my drug of choice, okay? That knocks me out. Of course, the bottle's empty. But there's a bottle of antihistamines.

Basically the same thing, but Advil PM is stronger and has another ingredient other than ibuprofen that knocks you on your ass. So I took two of the antihistamine because those make you drowsy. Excuse me. And I'm laying there for an hour staring at the go. What the fuck? I'm not even drowsy.

How is that possible? When I'm dead tired, that's why, and I went to bed at quarter of 12, it's a new record. How is that possible when I'm dead tired? That's why I went to bed at quarter to 12. It's a new record. So I get up and get another pill, took a third one. I guess that did it. I woke up on the front lawn today, no pants. I had an old bit about Ambien that's still relevant. I should bring it back. If you guys look up one of my specials. I I've got a bunch of new Rumble fans who haven't seen.

They might have already known my stand-up. But in case they don't, they probably haven't seen some of these specials. And if you're wondering why I don't put another one out, it's because they're useless. Specials are no longer special. My fucking dentist has put one one out stand-up comedy you know I I could put together a tight and nobody's doing an hour anymore and

because you know everybody has the attention span of a fucking retarded Nat so I'm not in a hurry to do that rather you're putting new pieces out bit by bit anyways so I don't know what you've seen and what you haven't and I don't have fucking time to worry about it. Oh, take it easy. Anyhow, so yeah, we'll probably be doing that and whatnot. Let's get on with it. Vlad the Mad, by the way, the Red Sox stink. Did I tell you that?

They couldn't hit a bull's ass with a bass fiddle, these fucks. I've never seen more swings and misses in my life. And why they're not bringing up the other guy, Roman Anthony, kid who's destroying AAA, they already brought up this kid Meyer, and you can tell. He went, he struck out three times in his first game, but he's already got four hits in the next two or the lefty beautiful swing swing And bring them up. I mean these these guys fucking trevor story sitting about 215 This guy was a superstar at one point. I Mean, you know who's carrying him Debra's just carrying him Who he's back to his old self you can't nobody can get him out and he's hitting bombs and oh we lost Bregman. How could I not fucking tell you that? Lost Bregman, the most consistent hitter on the

team, the only one that was consistent from day one, pulled a quad. It's a different quad than the one he pulled in Houston but that one made him miss 58 games. So I don't know if it's as serious. Anyways, you guys don't give a shit Vlad the mad President Donald Trump made it clear He's losing patience with Vladimir Putin leveling some of his sharpest criticism at the Russian leader as Moscow Pounded Kiev and other Ukrainian cities with drones and missiles for a third Straight night and it's pissing Trump off and I don't know if Trump thought this was gonna be easy I mean I love as much as I love Trump he's like I'll

settle it in two minutes you know even I was going well good we're talking about a fucking you know fighting over land and territory that's been they've been fighting over forever and they're practically related to each other it's a mess and of course Biden his shitheads didn't help out by funneling just unlimited funds to Zelensky. So it's a real clusterfuck. So any of you left, he's pointing a trump and trying, they'll try to pin it on him. He said he was going to, what are you three? Excuse me. God damn it. One cigarette on the way here. I lit it up while the train was going by. I don't even smoke box honestly i don't

i have one in the morning and not every morning is that smoking and i don't even finish it sometimes it helps get things moving like the trade anyways let's take a look at this is a uh... donald trump talking about how frustrated uh... he is with Vlad the Mad. I'm not happy with what Putin's doing. He's killing a lot of people. We're in the middle

of talking and he's shooting rockets into Kiev and other cities. I don't like it at all. Watch out because I'm... Cocoa Pop! Oh god, the attack was the largest aerial assault since Russia's full-scale invasion of the country in February 2022, according to Ukrainian officials. At least 12 people were killed and dozens injured. I don't know, I'm not saying I'm not condoning any of this I'm like Trump they're useless people die is this you but all that fire

and brimstone and only 12 it seemed a little weird doesn't it I mean World War one and two you saw that shit a whole fucking half a city's blown up I don't know anyways they using unsmart bombs the United States president warned that if Putin wants to conquer all of Ukraine, like how he uses the word conk, which is perfect, Alexander the Great, it will lead to the downfall of Russia. Russia. But Trump expressed frustration with Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky as well, saying that he is doing his country no favors by

talking the way he does. Watch your fat fucking mouth. Sound a lot like Polly Womit. Everything out of his mouth causes problems. You know, not many people have said that about Trump, but it's false. He says, I don't like it and it better stop. Okay. Zelensky replied, I'll go to my room, dad. Don't get dinner tomorrow.

Trump wrote all that in social media, by the way, so everybody could see it, because that's the idea. The Kremlin on Monday pushed back as President Donald Trump's comments that dubbed his Russian counterpart Putin crazy, mulling whether the American leader was suffering from emotional overload. That's funny, I know, I was going to say that sounds like a very American psychologist,

one of those things you make up. My kid flunked out emotional overload. He had, you know, he was doing people's lawns and he had to do homework. He's saying there's a lot of shit on Trump. But here's what you don't know about Trump and Mr. Vlad and you're underestimating him. You can't overload him. He can't be overloaded. Have you followed what he's done since he came down that escalator?

And how much pressure has been on him? The whole world against him literally and he still wins you can't overload this fucking guy so stop the bombing Frank although I don't totally disagree I've said this before on the show with Vlad with Vlad's point of view either your fucking NATO is a doorstep from me and you know anyways well thank you Trump for helping start, end quotes, the negotiation process between Moscow and Kiev. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov, one of the Russian guys with a very American haircut, said these talks went hand in hand with an emotional overload of absolutely everyone

and with emotional reactions. I don't know what that means. That's kind of muddy too are you saying everybody is over how about Putin look let me ask you a question wasn't Putin dying about a year and a half ago remember they had a picture of him holding the desk and he was a little bit of a Michael J. Fott remember what the fuck all sudden he's. Somebody saw him riding a tiger bare-chested down the street. At the same time, he added, Putin was doing what must be done for Russia. Yes, and Trump's doing what's supposed to be done for America and the rest of the world.

That what he do, man. I don't give a fuck. So he's gone crazy. He's gone crazy. Like it's like that's a new thing. Like Trump, I mean like Putin hasn't thrown 11 TV anchors out the window of a hotel, poisoned a couple other ones, you know. He's gone crazy. You gotta forget, you gotta remember this about Putin, folks, he was the head of the KGB. You understand that? It's like being the head of the fucking CIA. Like George Bush Sr., he had people whacked all over the place.

It's so funny. But they put on that great facade. That's who gets to the top politically. The people that can do that shit and sleep at night and get up in the morning and tell you everything's fine. I wish I had some of that. Let's lighten it up, but it's still international news. This one made me laugh my balls off. Why? Because I've had it happen to me. Not with this wife, but with girlfriends in the past. No, I don't like that chink pussy. Asian girls are really hot when they have a touch of Asian in them. You know what I mean?

A lot of American. Just a hint of slant. Is that racist? Good. Suck on it. McCrone, manhandled. I've had a drink thrown at my face. I've been slapped across the face by a girl.

I think it was a girl. Now that I think about it, the hand was huge. It's like getting slapped by Kevin McHale. I'm not sure. French President Emmanuel Macron's wife shoved him in the face as they touched down in Vietnam for a state visit. Why would anybody have to go to Vietnam at this point? I mean what he probably they're getting cheap sneakers So he went to Vietnam for a state visit which the embarrassed looking leader admitted Monday Came he got pushed in the face, he says while they were squabbling, his wife said,

I have fear, I have things to say. Shut the fuck up, I'll throw you down the stairs. Shocking footage of the incident. We'll show you the clip in a second, that's a nice still photo. Look at it, it's like she's shedding a linebacker. Or I should say a linebacker shedding a pulling guard. That came out in English.

We could have used it as a clip. Shocking footage of the incident shows the president's plain door opening to reveal Macron at the entrance in the Vietnamese capital, Hanoi, on Sunday evening. So when we show you this clip, you have to look behind this guy, or whoever's standing in front, and look to the left. We'll show it a couple of times. Me and Dallas have studied it like this imprudent film.

And we think it was the third hand that came out of the grassy knoll and hit this. And by the way, a little note. Mrs. McRow is 24 years older than the president and Dallas filled me in a little thing that he was a 15 year old student and she was his teacher at one point which I didn't know so El Creepio Creepio she's a cougar it makes me question him though why do you want it no guy wants a bride I say this on stage now if I can I go ladies don't get upset at me

Okay, and I always hesitate to say it, but there's no guy in here who wants to fuck a woman over 21 um Then you see the guys dead silent in the crowd And all the girls are going like this ping-pang-pong ping-pong and then there's always one that goes you think you're That your wife wants I go yeah. I think she does want to bang older because that's how women are. You like the fucking, I mean, you like that, you know, I get more looks now. I got a giant forehead and a little gray hair. They, oh, reminds me of my dad. And I go, how'd you like to have a birthday party? Anyways, what am I doing? Oh, we got to show the clip. Watch this.

Keep an eye on the background to the left. Oh, that guy's shoulder. Take another look. Diff arm. What's the idea? McCrone appears startled but quickly recovers when realizing he is in view. That's what was so funny. He looks, he sees the cameras and does a typical politician.

First he initially came out and they came out and his staff said no they were just kidding around and then two minutes later I guess they somebody showed them the footage because they're not going to buy that. But quickly he recovers realizing he's in view and turns to smile and wave through the open door as a politician would do. Bridget that would be the broad then doesn't take her husband's offer to arm as they walk down the staircase. Let me guess, you're going to be quiet for the whole trip now? I love when girlfriends or wives get quiet when they're mad, like that's a punishment.

It's fucking bliss. Oh my god, I can hear myself think. Anyways, so yeah, she wouldn't take it, he offered it real quick. He should, if he had any balls, he goes, I'm the fucking president, okay? Now, of course he's done. He's French. He's got a little veg. Yes, French veg. You know when they get, the girls in France get a yeast infection, it's Gouda. I couldn't think of a French cheese. That's gross, Nick. Grow up. Shut up.

Macron's office initially denied the authenticity of the footage before confirming it was genuine with the leader trying to downplay it. He goes, ah we are squabbling and rather you know joking around with my wife. McCrone said that Monday adding that the incident was being overblown into sort of a geo planetary catastrophe. I wouldn't go that far, I'm just like hyperbole. It was funny, we haven't seen any other presidents that I can remember Maybe this shit happened, you know back on Lincoln's day. There was no cameras around Wasn't his wife kind of a fucking dyke

He brought probably kicked him in the balls and they always say he was gay and shit They have to remember that one. I mean they gave me the gay Lesbian whatever the fuck group BGGQLT had to say that you know Abe Lincoln was gay and I didn't believe it till they showed him cutting wood with no shirt on it's a leather but short pants have you seen that click you haven't because they didn't have that back then it's a dangerous situation hmm are you watching hockey folks Are you watching the greatest spectator sport ever? It's been tremendous. Brad Marsh and for the Bruins, our captain, one of the most popular Bruins ever, we traded

because they had to blow up the team because they didn't make the playoffs. He's with the Florida Panthers and he's gonna be one of the main reasons if they win it again. The guy's all over the fucking ice and a lot of pushing shoving last night they you guys don't care all right I always feel like I'm I don't know why because I know this is a rumble and whatever and it's a lot of conservative crowd of fans I don't know who the fuck's watching but I just I know hockey has a limited but then again a lot of people in North The I say that then you got North Carolina is a hotbed I mean what look at this series one of the toughest places to play even though Florida took the first two there

But you know, I mean, it's good Defending champions are from Florida. You get the Nashville Predators who are pretty good every year. So I should stop that but I get a fam those are mostly mostly Northeastern people that moved out. Anyways, hey boys and girls if you want to support this show You know what you do? You mail me a bunch of cash. I'll send you a head shot. Draw a funny face on it, will you? If you guys want to... Oh, by the way, I got a bunch of... A handful of dates coming, apparently. Again, Tommy's telling me. You know, I gave him a

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There's like three or four places. Trust me. They'll come to me later after Pillhead is gone. Let's get to it. Grin and bear it. Be... Long wait. Dallas raises his hand. Thank God. That's a producer. You want to support the show, go to the nickdip.com website.

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