The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Talks Bombs | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1884

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

In today's episode, Nick talks about Trump Talks Bombs, The Cicada Strain, Nike Backtracks, Mr./Miss Universe Puerto Rico, The NYC Cooler Cop, A Pedo Officer and Dem Drops "F" Word! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

despise it with every fiber of my being. That's better. Speaking of fiber, how about a good dump, everybody? Hey. Welcome to the live lineup where it's free shows all day. And if you want to watch it ad-free, you join Rumble Premium. Don't forget to follow my channel and download the Rumble app. Today, I'll be talking about Trump talks bombs.

And we have a new kind of COVID thing. It's the cicada strain. I swear to God, they're making the shit up with the drugs every night. Try plantaflex and fucking Marriad. Nike backtracks on a, you know, on a slight, not even slightly offensive thing they put out. Such pussies. I swear to God they do it to look virtuous by going,

we're not going to do that. You know what, you're right. We were fine. I swear to God. Well, we're talking about them. That's the whole idea, right? That's why they do shit like that. And also, the show wouldn't be complete,

the Nick Napola show, without a tranny story. Puerto Rico has a second tranny. They had one a couple years ago in the Miss Universe contest. What's the matter? You don't have any pretty bra? When I lived in New York, I saw 11 Puerto Ricans a minute that could be Missed Universe. That's because that's the issue. They left Puerto Rico.

There you go. It's a good point. Very good point. Uh, that's about it. And, uh, there's more ship,

but, you know, whatever. I've been up since five. I had to be an adult today because, uh, Andy had a procedure.

She was born with a chronic, uh, whatever the fuck. That's it. She's good. I, uh, no, she has a,

uh, yeah, it's, uh, I don't even know how to, first of all, she's got this problem with the thing in the throat, the palate thing,

stays open when it's not supposed to. She always chokes them. She's drinking water. And of course, I'm more than happy to, slap her on the back to make it spit it out. Well, she'll inhale food and start choking. And I don't know if it's related to that or not, but she's had some, yeah, she was born

with not bronchitis, but something bronchial. It's like I said, since birth. And she's had this like cough. And it turns me off. When she cough, she sounds like a third baseman to the Mets hocking up a Louis. It's like, her. And I always get, which is, you know, and she fucking laughs. I go, Jesus.

Anyways. So, yeah, they went down there and took a whatever's. She's got mucus or whatever, not to give you too much. Anyways, of course, but this is, let me just tell you about hospitals. The last thing hospitals are about anymore is health or medical. You fucking, they ask you for your friggin insurance card. at three different fucking tables. They want to know.

I mean, all this paperwork. Haven't even brought up medical shit yet. It is so obvious. They used to try to hide it, you know? Now it's people that work that don't even know the difference because they weren't around when they don't see the problem with you coming in with a bullet in your neck. And you're like, let me see your insurance card. Are you Catholic?

What the fuck? What? It's really disgusting. And her procedure was at 8 o'clock this morning, but be there two hours early. And then she can't go home for two hours after that. Again, this is all because of lawyers, folks. This is why I walk around angry. And my wife doesn't know why, but she's picking up on it, too.

I go, that's for their convenience. Her procedure took 15 minutes. And we're there for almost five hours. Does that make any sense? But people are conditioned. Yeah, but you can't leave with Anastas. I'm there. I'm her husband.

They have to put her in a wheelchair to wear a, you know. It's just, I love, again, soprano's Uncle Jr. Refuses to get in the wheelchair after he's in the hospital. And he goes, uh, the lady's like, no, it's hospital. Then call the cops. And then they have a big young black orderly come out and he sits right down. Anyways, but it really is. It's disgusting what we have turned into.

and some of the questions. And I'm giving blood tomorrow. And you fill out this. You can fill it out now. You get a rapid pass. You answer all those silly. When you give blood, you have to answer like 60 questions, right? They could whittle it down to three questions.

Are you a fag? Do you suck dick? And you take it in the, and that would be it. Because every six, all 60 questions are related. well, I would say 90% to HIV needle use. Have you taken money for sex or had sex with somebody who takes money? Yeah, my wife. That's a keeper, Dallas, no doubt about it.

Yeah. But it's all, they're beating around the bush and you just said, you know, are you a big girl or a big guy? That's all. Can we just say that? So I'm sitting there filling that fucker out. Sometimes I put yes just to see if they read it. They don't.

It's the same theory. I use the Van Halen theory with their writer. You guys all know this. Well, everybody knows if Van Halen didn't want green M&Ms in their bowl of M&Ms. They always had a huge bowl of M&Ms in the dressing room. So they had it in their rider. And they were famous for it, no green M&Ms. People always talked about it for years.

But the reason they did that, their writer was about 500 pages. A writer was a thing that a comedian or a band, hands to the venue. You know, we want candles in our dressing room. I need this kind of lighting. You know, if you're really rich in an asshole, like Barbara Streis said. She wanted the carpet in her green room

to match the one in the hallway in Vegas, so they had to tear the carpet out. I swear to God. Steve Sheripper told me that, Bobby Bacala. That's when fame goes to your head. Eddie Griffin, black comedian, funny dude. He, in his writer, he has to have brand new sneakers.

Somebody at the club has to get him fucking sneakers. That's just, see, that's his way of getting back at Whitey. That's all that is. But anyways, Van Halen had this, they couldn't have green NMs. People didn't know why for years. Then it came out. It was buried in the middle of their 500-page writer to see if the club even read the writer, because they don't a lot of times.

You know what I mean? They will for really famous people and shit, but they weren't for Van Halen, I guess. They would, you know, and they wouldn't get the shit. So they put it like on page 240 to see, which was fucking genius. I don't know why I just told you that story had something to do with me. And that's how fucking tired I am mentally that I can't remember what I stuck. No, I do remember filling out their questionnaire for giving blood.

You know, there's one where it goes, you know, are you pregnant? I hit yes. Nobody picks up on it. Anyways, real quick, Bruins tonight, after collapsing with a 2-0 lead with eight minutes left, I don't know how they're going to fucking come out on fire tonight. I'm still sad about it. And the Red Sox smacked around Detroit on Patriots Day, which was nice. You can see it's there.

The talent's there. They're just, you know, nobody's, it's 48 degrees. You know what I mean? You don't want to hit the ball. fucking vibrate to first. You know what I mean? You can tell. They'll be fine.

I keep down. But everybody else is shit in the bed in that division, too. Yankees lost like five in a row. They came out on fire. Tampa Bay is in first place again. And Tampa Bay does this for the last five years. They come out of the gate strong and then they peter out at halftime. And the Yankees and Blue Jays and Red Sox.

Anyways, everybody's like 500 or a few games above. So we're only like three and a half out. we're in second to last place, whatever. Dallas's Braves are kicking ass. They've won five or six in a row. Absolutely. I told you, as far as, I'm not a big National League guy, but when I do, it's the fucking brave.

Boston Braves, you know. That's it. Let's get on with this horseshit. If I pass, yeah. And now for Nick's video of the day. In our vaudeville segment tonight, you know, I must be getting old.

I'm opening my podcast with a cooking fucking segment. Holy shit. When did I turn into a twat? Roast, folks, folks, everybody has a method of roast chicken. Stick the butter under this. Yeah, I've done every fucking thing. This guy, Billy Parisi, write it down.

YouTube, chef Billy Parisi, P-A-R-I-S-I. He's Italian, but he's from like Wayne, Indiana. So he's kind of a white bread Italian. but he's got a nice way about him, kind of nerdy with glasses, but roast chicken, and it always says every chef, perfect roast chicken.

So I'm going, let's check this fucking guy out because I had never done this one before like this. You brown it in the pan, in like a cast iron skillet or whatever kind of pan you have where it doesn't stick. And you brown it on all sides.

You stand it up on its side. You brown it for like two, three minutes on each side covering, because when it's in the, oven at roast the sides don't really or the back right um so you brown it all sides and then when you flip it over on its breasts you turn the heat down to low because the pan's been on like high or medium high then you throw in a you know like a half a stick of butter and you keep basting it like you would a steak for a couple minutes keep hitting it with butter and then put it put it in the

oven at 425 which i like high heat 425 i didn't realize i put it on 450 I peeked my eye in there like three minutes in and breast is already cranked. I had to put a piece of tinfoil on. But yeah, and that's what you do. 425 for this three and a half pound chicken, about an hour. And it frigging, oh, I forgot the important part.

The day before, or you can do it up to four hours before, dry briming the chicken, you know, put some dry rub on the outside, whether it's just a lot of salt and pepper. You guys know. He explained. the whole thing. It draws the liquids out, then they drain back in, and now your skin is dry. So when you cook the skin, it gets crispy. And it fucking worked.

And stuff the cavity with, you know, you put something in there for flavor of fresh time and onions and, you know, garlic. And look at it. Go ahead. Play it. Fuck it. Got a new method for roasting chicken. I did. Chicken. Chicken. Not chicken. Thing. Look at this.

Fucking moron I am. Even the back. Look, the back got brown. I'm real, right? That's good now. This guy. That's good now. Yeah.

Oh, by the way, put it on a, you know, a bacon sheet, but put it on a, you know what, whatever you call what I got it? You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about an inch or two. Let that heat get under there. It cooks the back of it. But the butter thing, it just,

add some, it was so good. It was moist and 165 on the nose. Take it out at 155 because it cooks for it. And then it's perfect. Dallas knows it. All right. That's enough faggotry. Now I'm going to show you how to give a blowjob to a big man. And that was Nick's video of the day. Yummy. Try it. You love it. Let's get to the news. Trump talks bombs. Trump told Bloomberg that the ceasefire ends Wednesday evening, Washington time. I can't wait. I thought it was last night.

And an extension is highly unlikely if Iran does not agree to a deal with the United States. This would be about 15 days after Trump announced the two-week ceasefire on April 7th. So he's given him a little more time. he also told PBS news on Monday that and I quote lots of bombs start going off if a deal does not materialize by the deadline and that's the type of language that makes the left go crazy you know why because they're all talk they're about fucking taking your freedoms away whether it's speech or whatever telling you a bigot and a racist they're about all that harsh shit ideology and then they see a president who looks at Iran and goes,

you know, they've been giving us shit for 47 years, not just us, the whole world. Fuck them. And the left goes, he's a dictator. You're a fucking idiots. I fucking hate you. Why am I saying that to my friends out there? Well, deliver that message if you know.

The interview comes as indications are that a U.S. delegation headed by Vice President J.D. Vant and an Iranian delegation seemed poised for a second round of talks in Islamabad, Pakistan. However, there was no report of them departing by early Monday evening. It just seems like this, why would, out of all the countries, Pakistan is going to be the

like voice of reason? What the fuck? These goat fuckers? The developments come after some reports indicated Iran did not have an interest in a second round of discussions. they've been saying, you know, they're like, they're trying to fuck with Trump. They're testing them.

And you're testing the wrong guy, folks. He's a true New Yorker. On Monday afternoon, Trump announced via true social that he would not enter in a less than optimal deal due to pressure from the Democrats. Fucking rat bastards. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't listen to him.

No, no, not this fucking time. No fucking way, no fucking way. No fucking way, no fucking way, you mate. That's Trump with an English accent. Talking a Nadler. There's no fucking way. Not this time. Cocksuckers.

I wish I could do it. I'm going to eventually stumble over by accident. Look at me spitting all over the place. I'm so excited about nothing. The Democrats are doing everything possible to hurt the very strong position we are in with respect to Iran. This is Trump talking.

Despite World War I lasting four years and three months and 14 days, World War II lasting six years and one day. The Korean War lasting three years and one month and two days. The Vietnam War lasts, somebody Googled. Vietnam War lasting 19 years, five months, and 29 days. And the Iraq lasting eight years, eight months, and 28 days. They like to say that I promised six weeks, to defeat Iran.

And actually, from the military standpoint, it was far faster than that. But I'm not going to let them rush the United States into making a deal that is not as good as it could have been. That's exactly what they want you to do. They're not friends. They're not the opposing party.

They are the fucking enemy. Can I make that any clearer? Draw the red line. Start treating them like the... They're not doing it yet. I'm not seeing enough people shit on the Democrat party and people who vote Democrat.

fucking hate you. Did I say that? Yes. Read the fake news saying that I am under pressure to make a deal. This is not true, he says in all caps. I am under no pressure whatsoever, although Malani is busting my balls. I haven't cut the grass in two weeks. Although it will happen relatively quickly, he says. I believe him. I am your voice.

I believe you, fella. And don't listen to the fuck. They're scared of their own shadows. And they don't want what's best. They want what the rest of the world wants, a weakened socialist slash Marxist United States. It's all the people who have a wet dream about this utopian wet dream of holding hands and singing kumbaya. And they know nothing about the human species. As Bill Hicks said, we're a virus with shoes.

That's about human species. And we're not talking about ourselves, by the way. Anyway, folks, I'm doing some stand-up. It ought to be really fucking hilarious because I don't even know how to hold a mic anymore. May 7th, the Punchline, Atlanta, Georgia, May 8th, sold Jolz and Potsdam, PA. May 9th, Rivers Casino in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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Go to shoutout.us. Enough of the whore shit. Headline. The cicada is hitting hotter. A little Boston humor for you. A new strain of COVID is rising in California with clusters detected in San Francisco and Kern County. That's a pretty, is that the new one? Who knows? Excuse me. It looks like my left nut after I slept with a whore in college from Lewiston. The cicada strain is a highly mutated sub-variant that has recently gained traction in California due to its ability to dance and sing, no, to evade immunity from past infections and vaccinations. It is arriving just as COVID-19 has increasingly behaved like a summer virus in California with the last two years showing higher peaks in warmer months than in winter one.

Do you think these new variants of COVID-19, where they always start in California? You think that's a coincidence? Or is it because half the fucking diversity is our strength out there. Just remember that. What do you say? You know what I'm fucking saying. Lupus is coming back. Tuberculosis.

Shit that we fucking cured 60 years ago. It has nothing to do of people pouring over the border from third world shitholes. Wouldn't know a vaccine if it bit them in the balls. COVID doesn't seem to play by the same. rules that influenza tends to play by, where its cycle is predictable. Neither is my wife. I have no idea what she's going to be. I'm kidding. She hasn't had one of those in years. The only time she bleeds now is when I hit her. Oh, that's my favorite one this week. The nickname reflects the way the variance seemed to lie low before reappearing similar to cicadas. See, you know those things?

Sacadas, if you don't know, is that buzzing you hear in the trees in the summertime? Cicadas. Yeah, cicadas. That's right. Potato, potato. It is cicadas. How did I just slip into? That's right.

Cicators. Adidas, Adidas. That emerge after periods of dormancy. Those cicadas, you don't see them. They hang out underground or some shit. And then every couple of years, they pop up and remind you how fucking. loud they can be. In contrast to earlier phases of the pandemic, recent winters have been dominated more by the flu while COVID activity has shifted into the summer months. Very interesting. State health

officials advise that individuals at a higher risk for COVID-19, such as older adults, this hasn't changed, and those with weakened immune systems. And what's funny about that, folks, is I'm in that category now. I don't even think of that. I'm like old people. Now, I'm safe. What the fuck? Look at your forehead, stupid. Should receive, the old people should receive two updated vaccine doses given six months apart. Oh yeah, that doesn't mean any profit for anybody, does it? Are you fucking kidding me? Listen to this old lady. She's taken three of them. Sounds horrible. You say you're a little tired this morning. Is that right? I am tired. She is. is very tired. That's actually, I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take

a little nap. Take a nap many times as I can. Oh, God. How about a dirt nap? Oh, my God. I don't want to get there, folks. Seriously, somebody come into my house with an axe when I'm sleeping. Do me a favor, because I'm a guinea. I could live, although I'm at the point now they go, get high blood pressure, I go, good. You know what I mean? I'm like, fine. You don't want to. I mean, the quality already, when I get the fucking x-ray, my neck with the arthritis,

Andy goes, and it begins. And it begins. I've been limping around on my, anyways, just don't do P90X for five years. To me, the biggest threat is the low vaccination rate in seniors. Not me. Dr. Peter Ching Hong said that, and I didn't make that up. and I don't trust a doctor who sits like he's at a campfire with his boyfriend. Have you had the Ching Han Dallas?

Oh, my God. A University of California, San Francisco infectious disease expert. The landscape of divisiveness around vaccines is leading to people to be confused and to think of COVID as being political when it's not. Gee, I wonder how we got like that. Really? I get two words for you. Anthony Fauci.

Are you fucking dog-styling me? It's not political. Why do you call it the China virus? Not political? It's from China. Remember how they went after Rogan, Ivermectin, and he was right about that? And do you remember they suppressed all these famous virologists who made a video?

Remember there's like 40 doctors in white lab coats? And it was on YouTube for like 10 seconds, and they pulled it down, they were saying that the vaccine's bullshit. But it's not political. Suck a dick and die. Yeah. The cicada, a cicada, subvariant was first identified abroad in late 2024, later detected in the U.S. through international travel, of course.

I'm not really blaming Latinos for COVID, but why not? Since then, it has appeared in multiple states and countries with clusters. I tell you, every time I hear cluster, I think of that comedian. This is an impression of a guy that doesn't know the meaning of cluster fuck. Yeah, I picked up this waitress and I brought her home and I cluster fucked. P.J. Miller. Or T.J. I like T.J.

Yeah, whatever. R.G. fucking. Anyways, clusters identified through wastewater monitoring. Oh, that's a good job. In traveler screenings, according to who? Alexandria Bambam. Hi.

Professor of Civil Environmental Engineering at Stanford University. We've got too many broads like this running around PhDs and shit, making the people scared. Let's move on to the next headline. Fuck your feelings. Oh, my God. What kind of publication is this? It's official.

my hometown of Boston is San Francisco East. It's been their goal for the last 25 years to be as left wing as their sister cities anyways. But it is turned into a PC woke nightmare. It doesn't help that you have a thousand universities within a five square mile area and the wokeness just spills out into the communities. and you know it's just woke kids everywhere sucking up this they got to stop that's the other thing Trump's got to stop the shit cold

everybody he should go everybody's school ends right now until we fix it nobody's going back I mean he's trying to a little bit getting rid of the you know DEI and all that shit but why I'm saying this today is because well let the video tell you this Nike ad is called

causing pure chaos in the running world. The internet is up in flames just bashing Nike. And it led to Nike taking the sign down. People are complaining that it's not inclusive and it alienates walkers. Pause. If the, uh, if you guys are listening on the radio, runners welcome, walkers tolerated,

meaning the Boston Marathon. And people are up in arms about that because it's not all, it's not inclusive. People in wheelchairs are laughing at it. How about them? Are they tolerated? Do you believe that? That's controversial today.

Like I said, usually when a big company like Nike does something controversial, it's on purpose. So everybody's discussing it on CNN, Fox. And then they, you know, your company, that's the whole idea. Get eyes on your company. But this isn't the case here. This is just pure faggotry. It's not included. Do you see that woke religion that how far they drove that message of inclusiveness, which is just the opposite. And I'll say it again, I always brag about my first album born this way, 1997, I think.

I'm on there saying diversity is not our strength. You know, once again, only 30 years ahead of the fucking curve. But anyways. But it's ironic, though, that they're upset because the word tolerance. isn't that their favorite that were tolerance? So aren't they still included? Walk is tolerated. They're being tolerant.

See, now, if Nike, if you were smart and you wanted more publicity, you should come back with one that says, runners and walkers tolerated, wheelchairs, fuck off. See what I'm saying? You want it to blow up like Sidney's tits? That's what you do.

Marketing genius. I should take my own advice. Nike promised Now here's where Here's where I get angry When the company's backpedal And pussy out Nike promised it would

By the way This phrase makes me crazy too Do better Because that's what woke jerkoffs When they don't like something Like the barista was rude to them At Starbucks Starbucks do better

Who were you to tell anybody To do better you fuck face? I'm not. not going to do better. I'm going to do what I want. I'm an American. Eat shit and die. Have I got my message through? You're entitled to shit. That's my message. That should be the T-shirt. You know what? The other Adidas or whoever they're competition. That should be you're entitled to shit. How about just white people tolerate it? You know what I'm saying? It's a beautiful world out there. Nike promised it would do better after apparently getting complaints over a new ad

in Faggy Town of Boston. The ad was part of a marketing campaign centered on the Boston Marathon, an elite annual race that took place on Monday. The simple text ad apparently sparked enough controversy with Nike that the company pulled the graphic almost immediately after putting it up. That's how to show some spine.

We'll use this moment to do better and continue showing up for all runners. The ad was featured in the window of Nike's, Newbury Street store in Boston, which was my old stomping grounds. The first TGI Fridays, I think, started on Newbury Street. Boy, did I pick up some clams there. Reportedly just a few hundred feet from the marathon's finish line. That's where the ad was.

It featured black text on a dark red background that read, runners welcome, walkers tolerated. The ad was up for only about a day. according to multiple outlets like Marathon Handbook. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Which said it was put up on April 16th, but it was taken down by the following morning.

Nike was quick to apologize. This way they think they look virtuous. Nike was quick to apologize for the joke saying, we want more people to feel welcome in running, no matter of their pace, experience, or the distance. Oh, God. I'm just, it makes me queasy. Why?

Because we live in the country. This is what separates us from all the other shitholds. Freedom of speech. And you little fucking faggots who think your feelings come ahead of everything else. I mean, the day I heard safe space, the first time I heard that, I, I fought got to chill went up my ass. And I'll say it again, the last safe space you ever in was your mom's fucking womb. It's a brilliant quote.

Somebody should put that in my headstone. No, I already got my headstone. Epitat. You know what it is, folks, right? What the fuck was that all about? Come on, Mark Twain right here. During Race Week in Boston, we put up a series of science

to encourage runners the company continued, according to runners' world. One of them missed the mark. No, it didn't. No, it didn't. It was fine. It was actually too dry. and too pussy-like.

And the fact that you ruffle some feathers of some jerk-offs who were raised. Oh, let me tell you, there's about the last three generations of parents. He can go shit in your hat. You suck. We took it down and we'll use this moment to do better. Say that again one more time. I feel like Samuel Jackson. Say that one more time.

I dare you. I double dare you. Oh, do better. We'll do better. Yeah, then you'll come out with the next Air Jordans that are $750. Okay. Let's move on to, you know, we ought to make this a segment because once a week we have. Headline is Miss Biological Aberration.

That's what I called it. Miss Universe Puerto Rico has announced its second biological male contestant since 20, 23. It really is astounded because Puerto Rican girls are. beautiful, revealing on Wednesday that transgender model Gabrielle Rodriguez Valesquez, it's like a fake Puerto Rican name. It's so Puerto Rican. Okay. And I said to Dallas, you couldn't blame a guy.

If some guy was making out with this thing at the bar, I'd be like, they're lucky fuck. Until she had to take a dump and goes on a menser. And then, yes, but we know that it's a man. So, you know what I mean? Even that, like I said to tell us, he goes, you can tell she. I go, yeah, but with seven Heineken's in you? You know what I mean? It gets a little blurry.

But that's how you know it's an agenda, folks. You know how many beautiful Latino women there are and in Puerto Rico? That's how you know it's an agenda. Gabrielle Rodriguez of Balazquez, representing the town of Sidra, is the second male. Remind me not to go there for a vacation. To compete for the crown in Miss Universe Puerto Rico. Well, now, what does that mean? Is it Miss Universe, the Miss Universe Paggit or Miss Universe Puerto Rico pageant?

It's what they think Miss Universe is. It's a little, I don't like the way you said it. Put that other picture up there. Yeah, there you go. Your son looks like a fad to me. That's a little bit of an understatement. Looks like a beautiful model to me. Again, what gives it away is she's got Jay Leno's jawline.

You know what I'm saying? She looks all right here because you're not seeing the jawline. But look at the eyes. I'd love to come in those. What? I'm kidding. Notably, Rodriguez Velasquez's participation in Miss Universe, Puerto Rico, makes for the second. Yeah, you already told us that.

stupid AI article, transgender model to compete for the crown. After Daniela Arroyo Gonzalez, are these real names, who became the first trans contestant in 2023, and for the talent portion of the show, she broke a block of ice with her cock. True story. Transgender man competing to become Miss Universe Puerto Rico, one user wrote sharing a promotional video, Gabriel Valesquez, who. who identifies as a woman is hoping to win the woman's beauty pageant for 2026 after previously

qualifying to compete in 2023. In 2012, Miss Universe announced it would begin allowing men who identify as women to compete in its pageants with the policy officially taking effect for the 2013 competition. That's your world. I just live in it. Interestingly, transgender individuals were able to compete for Miss Universe 10 years before somebody. biological females were, as Miss Universe later announced in 2022, that it would start letting married women and moms compete for the crowd, which makes sense. Why should they be ruled? We have a thing called Milves. Let's call it that. Miss Milf. Got milf? I'm sure that. Is that t-shirt anywhere? Got milf? It is now. Watch. Keep your eye on the fucking X tonight. You'll see a thousand

another. Got milf. That's pretty good. I'm sure somebody thought of it already, but if you did, fuck yourself. All right. Where am I on the list of, I'm right.

Boy, I can't wait to crash tonight. Oh, for. Oh, by the way, Bruins Buffalo, game two, Yankees Red Sox. It's a yummy night. And I did my good deed. I took my wife to the hospital, waited for her, hit on a couple nurses,

picked her up. It was great. Let's move on. You can't hit on nurses. They're all, well, the fucking waiting room. Have you been to St. Joseph's Hospital? That's a beautiful. It makes the other two look kind of dumpy.

It's really beautiful. You could hit fungles in the lobby. It's glass, and it's, you know what I mean? It's huge. I'd say it was about 60 people. When I say waiting room, I'm talking it's spread out. But there must have been 60 people. I'd say 90% black.

Not that that black people down here are nice folks. I'm not even saying that. I'm just giving the breakdown. People call me racist. Yeah, I'm racist. I moved to Savannah. It's 60% black. Suck an ass.

Any kind, any color. I don't care. Let's move on. Convicted cooler cop makes bail. I know you guys have been following this story. I think we might have covered it when it happened. Convicted NYPD cooler cop, Eric Duran, spoke out for the first time since being bailed out. of an upstate prison Monday, just hours after posting $300,000 bail in the Bronx.

The 13-year veteran cop was freed while he appeals his April 9th manslaughter conviction for tossing a cooler, you know, like a beer cooler, during a 2023 Bronx buy and bust operation that killed the suspect, Eric Dupree. we'll show you the video. Keep an eye. You've got to keep an eye. You'll miss it. Keep an eye in the upper left-hand corner.

You see what that white car is? He's going to be on the sidewalk behind that white car. And the cop's over here and he's going to hit him with a cooler. Check it out. Yeah, thanks. Almost. Okay, get rid of the graphic, you fucks. Here he comes.

You don't even see the cooler. It's over there, though. He drilled the guy in the head with a cooler. Take a word for it. Then a guy crashed into that front of that car. And because it's New York, first and foremost, you know, because it's New York, they charge them immediately, right? And they, you know, because the suspect is always the victim in New York.

First and foremost, he's lucky he's not a white cop. I want to thank my family. this is the cop, particularly my wife, my children, my parents, for all the unconditional love and support, and the people who made the cooler. It was very heavy, and I, throughout this ordeal, Duran said in a statement, NYPD, you know, SBA, Sgtine's Benevolatile Association. I also want to thank God for giving me the strength to bust that guy's head wide open like a ripe melon on a nice day, and guiding me through the darkness, he said. I thank my entire legal team.

It says, I think. I think it meant I thank. I thank my entire legal team for never giving up in the pursuit of justice, and then I thank them. Duran also expressed gratitude for his police family. I want to thank my union, the SBA, my brothers and sisters in blue around the nation, he said, your unwavering support in solidarity will never be forgotten.

Duran was convicted of second-degree manslaughter in February following a non-jury trial before Bronx Judge Guy Mitchell. I think you should docks him, find his house. Excuse me. I wonder where he went to school. Who handed down a sentence of three to nine years in prison. for the August 23rd freak fatal mishap. Can you imagine?

Split second decision. I just don't. Do you think he meant to kill him? Or was he trying to slow him down? Even so. But he's a cop. He's out to everyday risk. They don't take any of that into consideration these judges.

You know why? Because they're all fucking Yale, Ivy League, Harvard, Penn, pussies. Probably never been in a fucking fist fight at a bar in their lives, unless somebody was taking the glory hole too long in front of them. More than 11,000 cops nationwide had signed the petition asking the judge to opt for probation. You hear that? How many?

11,000? 11,000 cars. I think that definitely meets the threshold, right? Numbers wise. So hopefully this isn't over. It's got to go to Duran a married father of three. Now is 120 days to file with the state appellate division. So let's keep our fingers crossed.

And again, you've got to take into consideration the totality of his life and of the situation that day. You know, it's not like he's this next guy, Pito police officer. What? You heard me. A veteran Washington, D.C. police officer. officer was allegedly caught sending horrendous messages to a person he believed to be a 15-year-old male. That was for the last story.

This is this one. I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum. You sure do. Lieutenant Matthew M.A.H.L was placed on administrative leave at the D.C. Metro, that's right, a DC cop. You know, the ones they, such heroes on January, whatever. Metro Police Department, after being arrested on Tuesday in Harford County, Maryland,

on charges of sexual solicitation of a minor and two counts of child porn solicitation. Christopher, what's the isolation? Uh, Maul had a grand mal seizure. Good night, everybody. Mile 47 had been the head of the gay and lesbian. liaison unit. See, another DEI that climbed up the ladder

because he blew his way up the ladder. Do you see? Do you see? I told you. Trump put an end to it, but we still have to deal with a fallout for the last 40 years

of this and a ton of unqualified people. Why do you, let me ask you a question. Why do you have a gay and lesbian liaison unit for the Maryland Police Department and in the first place?

I love you people who your goal always has been a colorblind society or whatever, but all you do is divide and label. And then wonder why, you know, bigotry starts that you call it. It's fucking, it's all a plan. We don't want qualified people.

This is the Marxists. We don't want qualified people in there. It's brilliant, actually. Anyways, why do you have that liaison unit for, you know? He was there. before he was elected to the head union. Get it? Head union.

Officially called the Labor Committee of the Fraternal, should be Maternal, order of police in 2016. He's accused of seeking to have sex with a person he believed to be a male teenager. I will never understand this in a million fucking, I don't understand it when it's a straight guy looking at a girl that young.

I don't fucking get it. I don't fucking get it. This really, Really, I'm very old. After meeting them on Reddit online platform thread. You know what the thread was titled, R-slash-Gay-Young Old Dating? God, I was in there. It was crowded.

Oh, let me tell you, folks. We have a video. Let's take a look. Robert Denver. We have a visitor. Hello. Hi. This is Captain Oliver, Mr. Murdoch, and Mr. Basta.

This is Joey Hammond. Oh, hi, Joey. Come on up here. Can see better. Joey, we have something here for our special visitors. Would you like to have it? Thank you. Thanks a lot. Sure. You ever been in the cockpit before? Oh, sir. I've never been up in a plane before.

You ever seen a grown man naked? Joey, you ever hang around the gymnasium? Joey, you like movies about gladiators. And like I told you, folks. And I never picked up on it either. I've seen this a million times somebody picked up on it years ago. They had the audio of the plane

was clearly a propeller plane. And it's a jet, which once you fucking know it, you're like, how did I not miss the? You know? Mal, that's the Pito Cop, acknowledged that he believed the person's age to be 15 on multiple occasions

in the online conversations documents. Miles sent sexually explicit photos and messages to the person in an exchange that lasted about a month, according to the prosecutors. He also allegedly acknowledged that he was an officer and could face serious consequences if caught. He's a fag. You know, not all gay guys are pedophiles, but all pedophiles seem to be gay guys. It seems that way. I could be wrong and don't sue me.

Anyways, I have it all to lose, he wrote. How stupid are these guys? These shows have been out for years. Catch a predator and shit. I mean, and you're still taking a chance? Just get a... Honey-do melons. Summertime, they're like, get one free.

Put a hole in that with a melon scoop and go crazy. What's a difference? He was arrested after police say he traveled to Harford, not Hartford, Harford, County in hopes of meeting the teenager who was actually an undercover officer. I watched, there's another, this is a lot of these shows, there's one on now. It's a guy in Dallas, big fat guy named Tony Gonzalez, I think his name is, and that's what he does. He's got guys under him, you know, and women. And it's just, to see the life drain out of these. guys faces when they get caught you know because it they know it's it's number one okay you're

probably going minimum 15 years number one number two you know what they do to pedophiles in prison and they know all that one guy a grown man was bawling fucking crying like the bitch that he was you just see the life go out of their eyes it's unfucking real they pull up and you know it's always it's always it's always an apartment complex they pull in real cocky. And it's like nine cop car, you know, unmarked, or people, cops in cars, regular cars

with walkie talkies, then they come out and surround them. And they always go, yeah, but I, well, I have a whole bit on it. You know, I wasn't going to do anything. Just here to talk. What's in the bag? Well, 12 inch dildo,

stick of butter, sewing kit. I'm going to get back to writing. I miss it. Anyways, finally. tonight on your sister's got warts all over her ass. Fagg spotted in Vokeswagon in San Francisco. I just had to throw this in because it seemed to be the theme today. You know, I threw it in. It's a California congressional hopeful young black dude named Lauren Hubbard. First of all, how can you be a guy named Lauren and calling anybody a fag has admitted to a homophobic slur just months after apologizing for making

sleazy social media posts about women. In a video obtained by the post, the so-called progressive union activist uses the slur against another man while driving through San Francisco with some friends in a car.

Take a look at the video. That's him. What? We're next to the four for Presidios on the other side. Procidio is the really the cool spot in San Francisco because it just is.

Like the mission and like that. There's a guy in a red bug. What a f***. What a fucking fat. We are in San Francisco, so I guess it makes it okay. I forget. The candidate for California's 21st congressional district, which covers parts of the Tulare and Fresno counties, told the post, he was 22 years old when he made this

slur. I just had to put it in here. The guy sounds whiter than me, number one. And is this really in the nose? Is this a big fucking, you know what I mean? He was 22 when he made the slur while like, no. And by the way, folks, do you know who the most homophobic people in the world are? Black people? And they'll tell you that. It's a, it's neck and neck between them and Hispanics. And they don't, they're a macho race, both of them. And when I lived in New York City, every time there was a crime, either a tranny or a gay guy getting beat up in the subway, always black or brown people. Just a fact. Anyhow, he says the slur, well, it was wrong then and it's wrong now.

I take full responsibility for it, no excuses. Now you should have ended it there, Mr. Huller. But I also won't accept the idea that people are frozen in time. Here comes the Obama I'm evolving issues. Remember Obama? He was against gay marriage. And then he was for it because he evolved on it. Over the past decade and a half, I've done the work to grow,

listen and stand with the LGBTQ plus community and meaningful ways. I can't take it no more. Shut up. Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut, shut. Shut up. Just. Just own it. Hubbard touted his endorsements for multiple LGBTQ.

Oh, dude, you're stuck in the past. You're stuck in Wokeland. But you're still in San Francisco. That explains it. The Democratic clubs and questioned the political motivation behind the old video coming to light. He says, what's also clear is the political motivation behind resurfacing this issue now. Welcome to politics, Mr. Hubbard. Anyhow, that's it.

That guy's, uh, I don't know why. through, oh, fuck it. I just like seeing a black guy get his balls busted for such. That guy's not going to live, Mother Hubbard. That's it. Cameo.com, if you want me to send a video to your mother telling her what a douchebag she is. Or your aunt, tell her to shave her ass.

Cameo.com. Click on my profile. I'll tell you what to do. and I'll make 11 cents and I'll put it towards this African American kid I have tied to a tree in the backyard. He cuts my grass. Or as

Uncle Junior said of the Sopranos. This poor, this poor colored kid. He goes, I let him he goes, I, what are you saying? I gave him a pair of sneakers. I let him wash my car.

I let him wash my car. That's it. Did I already say the think it part? No. You guys think it. I'll say it. You're so welcome. See it tomorrow for Wednesday.

I can't even, is it Wednesday tomorrow? And watch hockey tonight, folks. Please, if you're not, even if you're not, just watch NHL hockey. You know who loves it, by the way? Charles Barkley. Absolutely. He loves it. So does, you know who.

Shack. and Charles Barkley goes, it's the most exciting sport to watch come playoff time. That's what he said. And he's a black guy. All right. See you tomorrow. Hi.

Good night, everybody.