The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump To DC: “Clean It Up” | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1774
Episode Date: August 6, 2025In this episode, Nick talks about Trump Talking Home Rule, Trump Talking Nuke Subs, Alex Stein At His Best, Jury Rules No To Woke School, Fire & ICE and an NFL Dogfighter! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBL...E LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets - https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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You get nothing, you get nothing. You lose.
Thank you. Great way to open the show.
I'll tell you who doesn't lose the Red Sox.
They had a 10-game winning street right before the All-Star game.
Now they got a seven-game winning street.
Beck, best record in baseball since July 1st, some shit, whatever.
But they needed that starting pitcher.
They had to grab one more because we got a guy's hurt now and whatever.
But the bullpen's been outstanding or whatever.
And so is the starting.
Anyways, folks, I'm very excited.
It's going just the way I told you it would.
All the young gang guys came up.
Nobody saw the Devast thing coming.
We got to give our gym credit for there because he was taking people.
You're trading the best hit who have had.
in 20 years and apparently
must have been a little bit of a cancer
because soon as he left
we've been going to the moon man
throwing people out
from the outfield and relays
and I mean all of a sudden they got like
airtight defense
anyways who gives a shit
right let's watch WMBA
action somebody
this isn't even a story today but somebody
threw another dildop it's number three
on the court
it's raining men
Hallelujah.
It's hilarious how angry they get.
They just see a dick and they get pissed.
You know?
You'd think they'd be happy.
It would be like when a hockey player gets a hat trick.
Sometimes everybody throws hats on the eye,
and the hockey player will grab the ones he likes.
I think these broads will be saving these things.
Who uses those more than, well, maybe me.
I get a little crazy sometime.
Class of Chardonnay and what?
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Today I'll be talking about Trump trying to clean up D.C., literally, physically, what
with all the crime and whatnot.
And he's sort of going tit for tat with Putin.
He made a few moves with our subs, and our buddy Alex Stein busted into the Senate House in Texas, you know, to be heard.
I think it's classic Alex Stein.
I had to throw it in when I saw it.
So, and we get great footage of a Long Island Fire Chief losing his shit on a 10-year-old being loaded into an ambulance.
You heard me right.
And I think you'll be surprised at my take.
Or you'll go, no, that's Nick.
But either way, it's a terrific show, I'll tell you.
Hopefully, I'll see some of you at Side Splitters this Friday and Saturday night.
One show.
Each night, it's only Savannah to Tampa.
But, yeah, I have to connect.
I was thinking about renting a cigarette boat.
You know what I'm saying?
Kind of 1980s, Don Johnson style.
Get down there with a hair all blown up and shit and go right on the day.
I just, guys, I'm telling you, and I said this to Tommy, you guys, I share everything with you.
I'm an open book, okay?
I'm seriously thinking about not doing comedy next year.
Just take a full year off.
I just, I shouldn't get this unhappy.
And I'm fine.
Trust me, once I'm there, once the plane touches down and wherever I'm, I'm fine.
And I get on stage and it's as fun as it was a year into.
to it. But I just, I'm fucking tired of it. I just, I, you know, I get no room for error if there's
a late, if I miss my connecting flight. It's just, I could have drove, but that's over five
hours. And my limit's four. And you're like, what that extra hour will make it, it goddamn
right, it does. It really does. So, uh, we will have a ball, as usual. I already got
this guy who
brings his girlfriend or wife
who has, and I'm not exaggerating
they're like, I don't know, 40 or
54D cup
if that's even a number.
I mean, the biggest
Yeah, and she
always wears a thing.
It's like a joke on me.
He loves it. The husband
fucking loves to me to be distracted the whole show.
It's so fucking funny.
And I got, there's always
a lot of regulars there.
and it's a very good club
it's been around forever
so for all my bitching and moaning
it will be a good time again that's if
American Airlines doesn't catch on fire
or hit a helicopter or flip over
on takeoff because they have a retarded
Indian with one leg
and no ears with the headset on
you know I mean
anyways let's get to it Trump no fool
when it comes to home rule
you guys you know what the home rule is
Back in 19, whatever the fuck, I forget.
73.
Very good.
They passed a home rule thing.
73 or early than that?
No, I think you're right.
73.
That's where D.C. residents could vote in their mayor
and vote in a city council.
You don't have sort of their own sovereignty.
But Congress still had like the last word
and what they tried to pass and what they don't pass.
So, and you know, D.C. is just a,
another blue shithole crime.
It's been like this forever, by the way.
And usual suspects, literally.
And Trump's, you know,
Trump's the only one that has enough policy
to go, I'm cleaning this up.
He goes, you clean.
He already told him wants to clean it up,
or we're going to federalize it.
I'm going to take over.
And I'm sure the Dems will come up
why that's unconstitutional.
I am so, I can't even,
it's not even politics anymore.
It's just fucking Trump versus the world.
It's President Trump again threatened Tuesday
to bring the disson.
District of Colombia. Under federal control, due to out of control, crime in the nation's capital,
those friggin Polish local youths and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16.
Somebody want to set up some type of parent program for the black community. Yeah, let's reimagine
the police. Now, let's reimagine the black family structure. And it's not really their fault,
actually. It's the U.S. government's fault in Democrats for destroying that structure on purpose
so they could have a party who would vote for them
and rely on them
because they would lie to them
and say, we're going to give you checks
and here's money, you don't need it, dad,
here's money, and it's really
destroyed the,
but you've got to take some accountability.
I know, you're racist.
Anyways, 14, 15, and 16-year-olds
are randomly attacking, mugging,
maiming, shooting innocent citizens
at the same time
this is the part where you know
at the same
time knowing that they'll be almost
immediately released. Trump posted
all that on
on his truth social page
and it's all true.
Why? That'd be a bit of it.
The president urged city officials to begin
charging minors
as adults
for violent crimes beginning
at age 14 and locked
them up for a long time.
Ooh, what a racist.
did any other president even have the balls to say that we can't even i'm going to show you a clip
we we will never fix this because like i watched the local news and white anchors and
white news people and the people who run write the the stuff in the in the frigging uh you know
teleprompter for the local they can't even save the word black a group of teens they can't
We can't even say it.
Never mind fix it.
So let's fucking quit kidding ourselves.
If D.C. doesn't get its act together, Trump wrote,
we will have no choice but to take federal control of the city.
Seems like it should be anyways.
The White House is right there.
The president included a picture of a young man sitting on the ground,
blood streaming down his face.
Here's how you know things have changed a little bit.
They actually showed it's a white kid.
This picture says a thousand words.
And the fact, and again, the people defend this.
So there's a white kid, get jumped by a bunch of black kids.
Covered in blood.
And, you know, it's, like I said, we can't even fucking say the word.
This guy can't.
The district was, he was black, though, the guy that said that.
The district was granted the power to elect a mayor and a city council by the
1973 home rule act. But Congress does still exercise considerable authority over the inhabitants.
In 2023, Congress passed and then President Joe Biden approved. He actually did something right
here. That's how bad it was. A law blocking a revision to the D.C. criminal code that would have
lowered, this is what happens when you leave it to them, you know, that would have lowered
maximum penalties for certain violent crimes, including carjacking and armed robbery. Do you need
to know anything more?
lower the penalties for armed robbery and carjacking.
Do you need to know any more about the agenda?
They know it's white people and black people, I shouldn't say that,
both, but white people, I mean, we've created this sitting on this powder keg
as far as race goes, and white people are, what is it, 50 times more likely
or even more to be the victim of black crime than the other way around?
Can you imagine trying to pass a law?
Car jacking shouldn't be 10 years.
How do you even fucking argue that?
Anyways, I'm going to show this video,
and I've showed it because of the audio
and what the girl is saying
and the way they articulate what they're watching.
It's just, you know, go ahead.
That we were able to capture
of kids getting into a fight.
Kids.
Around 12.30 a.m.
DC Police say they saw a group of teens
Cause a group of teens, kids.
So now it's our right to generalize.
That's what you know when you're generalizing.
It would be like having, I don't know, you got cherubles.
Like five different colors, yellow, blue, orange, black, and the yellow ones
killing all the other ones.
But you refuse to point it out because it'll hurt that yellow one's feeling.
That was weird, wasn't it?
Yellow, charitable?
Of course, it's going to be brown if it came out of rich.
your gears at oh my god nick did you really yes i did that'll never not be funny okay anyways
let's watch a little more of the gangs in disorderly behavior along u street six teens were
stopped for violating the dc curfew law two of them were from dc three of them from montgomery
county and one from prince george's county now two were arrested for carrying a pistol without a
license saturday morning's teen takeover in northwest washington
Teen Takeover.
A similar incident in Navy Yard last weekend.
Look, you're kicking a guy on the ground.
... assaulted two adults.
Teen takeover.
Let's give it a cute little name.
Maybe have a magazine like Teen Beat.
Only Teen Beat.
You know, kids, teens, groups of youngsters.
Scallywags.
Hooligans.
We don't even have the bar.
balls to report it the way it should be reported. Howard
Kosell used to, I call it like I see it.
Can't do that.
Anyways, Trump's had enough.
He's probably on the, he's in the White House looking out the window upstairs.
Go, what the fuck?
Got to do something.
I know they're blacks.
Anyways, speaking of Trump, headline, well-played Donald.
President Donald Trump recently broke with decades of strategic silence
when he publicly revealed the repositioning of U.S. nuclear-powered submarines
and a thinly veiled warning to Russia.
So first I was like, why would you say it out loud?
Why would you do that, you know?
But once again, Trump, and he's got a bunch of brilliant people surrounding him.
That's all I know.
I mean, I know he's smart as hell, but come on.
All this shit is being played so well.
And that's what he does. He knows how to delegate.
The announcement targeted at Russian Security Council, Deputy Chairman, and former president.
Remember the guy, Dmitri Medvedev?
There he is.
So he took over for Putin for a few years.
Then they had an election, I think.
And they saw him hanging from a balcony at the Moscow Hyatt.
Anyways, after his nuclear threats sent shockwaves through the defense world, not just for its
provocation, talking about Trump. But for the sheer fact that it was said out loud, his former
Navy captain, Gene Moran, on why he thinks this is actually a clever move by Trump. He'll explain
why. We rarely, if ever, talk about submarine movements unless there's an undeniable
accident that has occurred, which has happened in the past, desire on the part of the U.S.
government to move aircraft carriers, which is a very visible and verifiable way to signal some
sort of intent. The thing about signaling submarine movement is that it can't be verified.
And so it's having an effect in its ambiguity because we have the capability to move submarines,
but who would know whether we did or didn't? I don't know. I got to believe it. I'm going to
leave this technology where Russia could look under the water and see if it was true.
You know, it's called a snorkel.
You're getting fucked up my drone right now. I don't think they have that kind.
That's true. That's true.
Drone's giving them a beaten. Yeah, look on the air.
No, look at the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. And look down there. It's a fucking sub.
It's a cheese steak from, anyways.
Vice, I don't got it today. I just don't feel it.
stop.
Vice Admiral Mike Connor,
former commander,
seen here in a beautiful,
his dress whites
with some type of
medals on there that he
was like, I think he bowled
two perfect games in the naval.
Vice Admiral Mike Connor
former commander of U.S. submarine forces
said Trump's statement, first of all, you'd never get me
in a submarine ever, ever, ever.
That looks like the scariest, most
oh my God.
I can't fly with the wife anymore.
She freaks out on planes.
She has literally panic attacks.
I have to drug her up.
It's kind of fun.
It's like a weekend with Andy.
Drag it into a hotel in the Bahamas.
Cops are following me.
I didn't fucking just how to get her in.
Former commander of U.S. submarine forces said
Trump's statement may have sounded bold,
but it was in fact consistent with longstanding doctrine.
So this isn't the first time we call each other's bluffs.
didn't really give away too much, Connor, who now serves as CEO of Maritime Tech Company,
Thayer Mahan.
Payer my hand, I don't even know.
It's generally understood by our potential adversaries, potential, that our submarines are
out there, have been out there for 60-plus years, and they're able to strike pretty much
where they want, when they want, if needed.
Well, I remember Russia's submarines were, wasn't it last year or a couple of years ago?
They were circling Long Island like they had a house in Babylon.
Babylon is in Long Island, fuck.
So, yeah, we could hit when, you know, when we wanted to.
It's a more gentle message done this way, Connor added.
It's not really in your face.
It's just a reminder of what already exists.
So what Trump's really saying is, don't you ever try to fuck me?
That's what he's saying.
But I think you guys know, we know.
China, Russia.
We all know where every, you know,
we might not know where the hacking comes from,
but shit like this.
I could never, ever.
I don't like being under the water, period.
People who scuba dive.
I can understand why you get obsessed with it.
It's another beautiful, quiet world down there.
but fuck that all that water over your head mother of god i can't i wouldn't even take baths as a kid
i didn't didn't i didn't bathe until freshman year in high school i took my first bath
wasn't really that's why they called you black that's why they called me black
they call me shoeless joe jackson what i don't know uh anyways
um have you
have you ever looked in one of those fuckers or
yeah
I can't those cramp quarters
and I think of those people
that went down to look at the Titanic and that thing
literally imploded
oh my God
but even if it didn't
I you couldn't get me on there with a gun
I'd go shoot me fuck that
my uncle Bob scuba dive
but we had to make him quit when he was like 76
he did it his whole life we used to he used to bring us home lobsters and shit and he wouldn't
fog I mean he God bless him he was out there to seven we're like enough already
um and anyways he could hit by a bow propeller no that's horrible uh fuck that stuff as I say
okay uh oh boy got a clip for you Alex Stein you know our friend Alex who I don't
know how he gets into these hearings and this is in the in the state house in texas the senate
or whatever subcommittee on state affairs i don't know how he they i guess they got to let him in
he knows he acts like he's silly but stein knows him he's a smart guy he's definitely a smart
guy and i i think to me this is consummate fucking alec stein i just i don't even know how old it is
it might be uh but out there for a while or i think it might be fairly new because it's
It's the Texas State House, and it's empty.
They're all hiding behind Pritzka's giant ass.
So Stein worked his way in there as usual.
And he didn't disappoint.
Check out our boy, Alex.
Welcome.
Introduce yourself.
Go ahead.
My name's Alex Stein.
I'm considered one of the sexiest men in conservative politics.
And one thing I want to say, a lot of people are going to hear my testimony.
You're going to say you're anti-LGBQ.
I want to say that's impossible because I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan.
So obviously I have a lot of gay pride.
But, you know, a lot of conservatives like yourself, you want to.
outlaw transgender's and women's sports. I disagree. I like transgender and women's sports
because you can gamble on them and win money. You know, I won so much money on Leah Thomas's
propeller in that pool. I almost turned draft queen, or draft kings, excuse me, to draft
queens. And, you know, I actually like transgenders in the military, too, because
first of all, transgenders are some of the meanest people on planet Earth, so they
make a good soldier, don't you think? And then, you know, second of all, transgenders love
to do mass shootings. So, you know, that's perfect for a military veteran. And then on top
of that, the suicide rate is incredibly high among transgender people, so we could just use them
like the Taliban has suicide bombers. Maybe you guys can actually, you know, if you commit suicide,
actually help us in the battlefield. So that would be good. So I think we need transgender's in
the military and women's sports. Now, when we come to the back, look at the guy to his right.
What? Are these LGBT people sitting to his, huh?
Maybe they maybe brought him as to stage it. I don't know. But, uh, go ahead.
After him, Bill, though, this is an asymmetrical problem because, first of all, no dude cares if, like, a bisexual woman comes in there and tries to use, like, a pee funnel, you know, some lady boy comes in there, some, you know, stud comes in there, wants to pee in the urinal.
No guy's going to be threatened by, you know, a trans woman.
But we don't want these gargoyles in a dress, you know, some chick with a dick coming in there and trying to pee or poop next to my girlfriend, because that's disgusting.
Well, I was just going to say something.
Listen, I have my first member right.
Let me just speak.
So, we're sick of these transgender
trying to invade women's personal spaces.
These people have autogynophilia.
They're sexual perverts.
And they actually get satisfaction from going there
and looking under a stall.
So these are mentally ill people
that are on hormones, that are on all kinds of pills.
They're impulsive.
And they do not belong to women's restroom.
So if some of you lesbians want to come in
and pee next to me, you're more than welcome.
So we just don't let the chicks with dicks
in the women's room.
And you guys are all welcome.
in the minjroom.
I think that works.
Thank you very much.
There's the beauty of freedom of speech in the First Amendment.
You hear them trying to shout them down,
and those are probably mostly ugly, you know.
We're doing another story.
What was it?
The woman you showed me, was she a judge the ugly?
She's a vice principal.
Vice principal of a school.
Again, Ahishi.
They're the cancer in this.
Sorry.
Not because you're an ugly gay woman, but because you can't separate that from your job.
That's why I hate your fucking guts.
And maybe you should be disallowed.
Oh, my God.
Now, how could you say that?
Well, very easily.
So Alex Stein, I don't know how they don't see him coming, but it's great.
I guess they have to let him speak.
or they know
and they're like
this is going to be
a great two minutes
I guess
yes
the Republicans
have probably
let them in
that's true
the guy who asked
him sounded like
he was Republican
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Alex Stein, God bless you.
We've got to get him back on the horn, huh?
Write that one down.
All right, let's get to it.
Jury gets it right.
Wow, there's something you never hear.
A teacher at Bethesda Chevy Chase High School,
isn't that hilarious,
was accused of making comments in a classroom
that were deemed to be racist.
Really? A white teacher might have said something racist, huh?
See, the fallout from the DEI, like I said, it's not all gone yet.
The tide has changed, but we still have to, you know, you still have poisoning your system.
Daniel Engler, that's the teacher who taught at the Bethesda School for 18 years,
I can tell by looking at him, he's not racist, made the alleged controversial remarks,
again, alleged to the students in his classroom on February 8th of 2020,
The next day, Vicky Adamson, I didn't bother looking her up.
I didn't have to.
Dallas did like the producer that he is.
And there's Vicki Adamson.
Wow, how unusual?
A very attractive woman bordering a man who, again, couldn't get hit with a dick if she was a WNBA player.
By accident.
Who would have guessed?
It's the barefoot contessa.
contest that, not urnick.
Okay.
Anyways, and therein lies the problem.
The judges that look like that,
I'll say this till I'm purple in the nuts,
which is not that long from now.
She can't be objective
because she doesn't,
and I remember saying this in the 80s,
why would you elect somebody at any level,
like a gay woman,
Do you really think she sees the world
the same way straight people?
I don't give a shit how educated she is.
Matter of fact, you throw education on top of that.
It makes it even worse.
Can't be objective.
Just like black people having a problem
to be objective, again, not all of them,
on a fucking jury, O.J. Simpson.
What are you saying, Nick?
Don't let them...
Yeah, I am. It'll never happen.
I'm going to say it anyways.
I don't give a fuck.
call me an Uber I'm out of here
the next day
Vicki Adamson seen here
former draft pick of the Eagles
in 1997
the school's vice principal at the time
and another school administrator
met with Engler
you can't tell me you couldn't tell how she voted
just looking at her
honestly can't judge a book by its cover
as Louis C.K. said yeah that's why they have
covers of course you can
and another school administrator met with
Angler he was placed on paid leave
on February 10th two days later
the Bethesda Chevy Chase High School principal,
Sheldon Mooney, thank you.
I love it.
Sheldon Mooney, another egghead,
sent an email letter to the school community.
They have the same disease in Maryland as California does.
They're surrounded by like-minded people.
Like, you know, like municipalities, Los Angeles,
and they're surrounded by eggheads.
They don't talk to anybody that thinks differently.
So this guy goes right along with it.
letter to the school community describing the interaction as, and this is in quotes, hate bias
incident, whatever that is. A teacher said to several African American students that he was
unable to distinguish them from other African American students in the classroom. Mooney,
the principal wrote in the letter. This is unacceptable and harmful behavior, not in alignment
with our school or district-wide values of respect and inclusivity. Just all those buzzer, those buzz
words. It tells you he's been brainwashed. The Montgomery County Police Department was notified.
Somebody said something wrong. Somebody took something wrong. A white guy teacher said it and black kids
took it the wrong way. Let's call the cops. That's where they are in Maryland and in every blue
shithole. Fucking city. You're nuts. While Angler wasn't named in the letter, the lawsuit
alleged that he was readily identifiable.
According to the defamation lawsuit filed by Engler in August 2023,
he claimed that school officials didn't offer him the opportunity to provide his
side of the story or give him notice about the school-wide email to staff, parents, and
students.
They sent an email out to parents and the school staff.
Everybody that, you know, and that's no surprise.
We heard about guys on college campuses being accused of rape, and they'd be
thrown in front of a kangaroo court, not even get their side out under Obama.
Angler claimed he was attempting to keep students, listen to this, and this is
legit.
This is the teacher.
He said, the teacher said he was attempting to keep students and they're assigned
seats to help him learn their names in his 10th grade class, which is perfectly understandable.
And, in my opinion, when there's a few black, yeah, to make it hard of them.
It'll make it harder.
He didn't say that, though, because he knows not to say that.
The two students later told the school's assistant principal that he said he wouldn't be able to tell them apart if they didn't sit in their assigned seats.
A comment they believe was racial because they are black.
I like the way they didn't put, did they put alleged?
Anyways, can you imagine?
So they take it the wrong way?
Of course they're going to take it the wrong way.
They've been raised that whitey hate you.
They're all racist.
You live in a white patriarchy.
Of course they're going to twist the words.
Alleged.
Who knows what are they going to take the wrong way?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Unbelievable.
It's just an Angler's complaint, he denied saying what the students alleged
or making any type of racial comment.
Engler testified on July 17th
that the school-wide email
this is in quotes publicly humiliated him
destroyed his reputation and his relationship
with the students and caused him to be fired
as coach of the BCC club rowing team
I'm guessing that's all white
has anybody ever seen a black rower
well I know 1650s
I'm not talking about
don't that?
That's a keeper.
That's the one, Dallas.
I can tell you right now, that's one of them.
Anyways, I didn't even mean that.
It came up on the spot.
I am fucking funny and racist.
What a combination.
Anyways, it went to court.
The court awarded the teacher, that's Engler seen there,
$500,000 and damages,
along with $18,000 and prejudgment interest
for a total of $518,000.
Hey, everybody, we're all going to get late.
Said the teacher, and they got mad at him for that.
I'm guessing that jury predominantly white.
And if there were any people of color, they were a very light color.
You know what I'm saying?
Like me.
Look, I ran a 4-640.
Not lightning, but not.
bad for Caucasian so I know I have some black in me know I'm saying I don't know
what else I wanted to say had something else there but you know it's just my it's
just my mind trying to live on about 12 hours of sleep a week I want to I'm
thinking about trying the ambient again but I have a whole bit why I gave it up
because it makes me I mean criminal
insane the next morning.
My nerves are shot.
It's fucking, I had to get off it.
It makes me nuts.
But boy, does it make you rest nice?
Andy took one the other night.
Woke up, she said she felt great.
I used to take up
and, you know, I'd wake up.
I didn't know where I was, and I'd look at the mayor
and I'm holding a bloody steak knife.
The wife's not in her bed on her side.
Anyways, fire and ice is the headline.
Federal immigration.
agents escaped an arson attack at their office in Yakima, Washington, over the weekend.
Have you had the Yakima?
Mm.
Fucking little bit of garlic and lemon.
An unidentified crazed arsonists named Adam Schiff, no, through, first through a rock
through a window of a building.
I've reported on these since I've done this show about eight times.
We're a Republican building or ICE or some type of law enforcement.
Remember in Seattle, they took over the police station.
Anyways, through a rock, through the window of the building,
which is listed as a field office on ICE's website
before setting a fire in the back of the property on Saturday,
Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Trisha McLaughlin said.
There's Trisha McLaughlin.
She said it.
I believe it.
Matter of fact, I'd like to debate her in person.
just me and her
no audience no mediator
just me and her
are going to debate
it'll be in a hot tub
at the Hyatt
wherever she can pick it
and
tops are optional
skins
why would you
photos taken during that
imagine she got brains too
It's like the Fox broads, too.
It's like, holy moly.
What's her name?
Emily Campano.
She was a Raiders' cheerleader.
She's Italian.
She was a Raiders' chairleader, and she's a lawyer.
And she giggles at everything.
But when she opens her mouth and talks, you're like, how the, I know that I'm being sexist right now.
But you've got to admit, most of them, again, look like Kathy Bates in her late 80s.
photos taken during the torching show flames charring the grass
behind a chain-link fence surrounding the building
while a thick cloud of black smoke which is racist they said
billowed above
what the hell's going on out here
there were no injuries reported
while McLaughlin said it's not confirmed
that the immigration agents were the target of the firebombing
no they were thrown them at a squirrel on the roof
The building has public signage, which is a mistake,
identifying it as a Department of Homeland Security.
You might want to change that sign.
Put 508 wings or something.
Really?
The complex, what's that?
Nobody will bother it.
The complex 140 miles southeast of Seattle is also home to a Washington State Department
of Social and Health Services Office.
Listen to this statistic, boys and ladies and girls and everything in between.
Assaults on ICE personnel, they're up 830% as the Trump administration pushes a mass deportation campaign, according to McLaughlin.
830%.
Yesterday, Trump, I should have got this clip, he was in front of the press again.
And, oh, Mondami said if he wins and he's the mayor in New York City, he's not.
going to cooperate with ICE and do everything he can, blah, blah.
And they said, what do you think of that, Mr. President Trump?
Because we'll have to arrest him, too.
Didn't even have to think about it.
And that's the way it should be.
I keep hearing, too, people on the left going, and I don't know where they're getting
these numbers.
I was watching, was it the, I don't know what show it was.
They're going, Trump's approval is at 37%.
So, that was CNN, of course.
so voters are having by his remorse.
What?
Where are you getting these numbers?
Well, the Quiniac poll,
which is usually heavily slanted Democrat,
is that true?
How can that be true anywhere?
And nobody's calling them on it.
I just don't believe that.
And if it was true,
let me tell you something, folks.
We keep saying this election is the most consequential.
I think the next one is.
because we're on the right path now and there's no turning back if douchebags win the next one
uh i don't mean the midterbs i mean the presidential election um thank god i'm 63
anyways make no mistake democrat politicians like house she's back
house minority leader are you staring at me oh look at these four ass munches look at
Hakeem, Jeffries, you can see
the dumbness in his eyes.
I don't know who that is next to.
It's Asked Wednesday, apparently, or she's
one of Charlie Manson's.
Woo.
That's Wu? What's the first name?
Wu.
Michelle? Oh, that's the Boston
Mayor.
She's got the...
They are pissed at her
in Boston, because crimes
out of control.
You deserve it, Boston.
You want to be San Francisco. Congratulations.
And then you got Popeye to the right of her.
You've got Askees on your forehead.
Wow.
I like tampons in the men's room.
And then you got, you know who over there.
What's his name?
Mell Franken?
That's Bass of Los Angeles.
Look at these four mittwits, not a brain amongst them.
Make no mistake.
Democrat politicians like House Minority Leader,
Hakeen Jeffries,
Mayor Michelle Wu of Boston,
Minnesota's Governor Tim,
I like tampons,
and other faggy things.
And Mayor Karen Bass of L.A.
are contributing to the surge.
This is a lady talking,
of the surge in assaults of our ice offices
through their repeated vilification
and demonization of ice.
The very lovely Miss McLaughlin said.
You are correct, sir.
I'll call her, sir.
for the love of Christ, oh dear.
From comparisons to the modern-day Nazi Gestapo
to glorifying rioters,
the violent rhetoric of these sanctuary politicians
is beyond the pale, she said.
And it's absolutely true.
And you know, the other problem is
there's always a segment in this country,
and again, they vote Democrat,
that are stupid, and they buy it.
Why?
Because the media that's feeding that shit
thinks like they do. They're on the same team. This is as close as we've ever come since Trump got
elected the second time to and thank God for the internet. Now people are seeing through this
shit, hopefully. Did you know Seth Myers had they had to cut his band off the show because
you know that show's been averaging money forever. I'll say it again. It's propaganda. They leave it
up there as a mouthpiece. Nice Irish Catholic boy.
from Boston. I don't know. Maybe he's Jewish. I don't know. And Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show,
that's been in the news. I don't know what. I think people are tired. First of all,
they're tired of that format, right? It was great when we had real movie stars and great TVs.
Johnny Carson, I mean, but it's been around forever. But now this was such a consumer nation.
Somebody becomes famous like Sweeney. She'll be famous this morning.
And then it'll be somebody.
Ariana Grande was famous for a six month.
And we just use them up, throw them away.
And when they come on these shows, they get nothing to say.
So people are probably tired of it.
Somebody got to reinvent it.
You better off, even you young people, go home and you can Google Johnny Carson's show.
You want to see great entertainment.
And you can appreciate it.
You don't have to.
But he'd have Bert Reynolds on.
He'd be the number one movie star in the country, sit next to darn Rickles.
and then they bring out James Kahn
Dean Martin on there all the time
and just written Carson was funny himself
he's smoking during the show
Ed McMahon's half in the bag
they were men and women
Lonnie Anderson who just passed away
should be on there this girl Carol Wayne
she was a regular on the show I don't know what she was known for
other than a Carson show she must have been an actress
blonde with it just made Dolly Parton look like Rachel Maddow chestwise
and Johnny Carson would throw her in sketches like every week
because he liked her.
I mean, and that's what these young guys, these young kids,
sound old now, but they find great music that we liked back in the day.
So if you get bored, you know, even they're tired of the pop culture, I think.
Anyways, finally tonight, former NFL are in the doghouse,
Lashon Johnson, 54, a former running back, was convicted by a federal jury in Oklahoma on six felony counts of violating the Federal Animal Welfare Act's prohibitions against possessing, selling, transporting, and delivering animals to be used in fighting ventures.
just a hickie. They're a couple.
Anyways,
these guys,
he played, he was in the NFL
for a while, ran three different
teams. Don't you have any
money? I mean,
I don't know.
Then you see these guys, they get busted for selling drugs.
And some of them are making
millions. I'm not saying this guy was super
rich or fit, but I'm just saying.
Anyways, following the verdict,
the ex-Nfellers
surrendered, listen to this, $190.19.
dogs, 190 from his male can't kennels, the largest number ever sees from a single person
and a federal dogfighting case.
And when Michael Vick was asked about it, he said, yo man, records are made to be broken.
No.
You remember Vic and all his.
He went around after, though.
He did time in jail.
Went around after giving speeches.
And I like Michael Vick.
I mean, there is, listen, I had a whole bit on this about culture, and I said, you don't see white, rich people.
You know, like Bill Gates wasn't getting together with, you know, Stephen Spielberg, and they had a bunch of Yorkshire terriers and sweaters.
Go get them, Fluffy.
I had a whole, make it angry, you hit it with a hammer or whatever.
Anyways, he faces up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000.
on each count. Of course, his lawyer, my client respects the verdict defense attorney Courtney Jordan.
I'm guessing black. Courtney Jordan, I'm guessing black and a man. Noting Johnson was convicted of only
six of the 23 counts. The jury saw there is more to this story, this is the lawyer, than what the
government has made it out to be. He is a family man, a good person who loves his dogs. He loves
them for fighting and making money.
He doesn't, you know,
they tear each other apart, Mr.
client, I mean, Mr. fucking
barrister, lawyer.
He says he was never involved
in dogfighting himself. What? He didn't jump
in the ring and bite one. No.
Per se.
He's definitely a brother.
While
dog fighting is a felony
in all 50s.
There's one of the Buffalo Bill
Chair.
leaders. She was hit with an errant pass from Alan. While dogfighting is a felony in all 50 states,
the District of Columbia, more than 40,000 people participate in enterprises that breed,
condition, and train dogs to be placed in a pit to fight each other for a spectator, entertainment,
and profit. And that's the winner.
different cultures
my grandparents came over here
they raised rabbits and chickens
and my grandmother would just snap their net
with her hands
but she ate them
she wasn't having them
fight against each other and having a bunch of greasy
guineas throwing down
anyways
Johnson had a 2004
state conviction for dogfighting
so he had a prior
and his lawyer's
but he's a good guy
but no he's got it before
and he might be a good guy
but I mean come on there's other hobbies dude
golf bet on golf
conviction for dog by the Justice Department said
in the federal case against him
Johnson bred in traffic fighting dogs
and their puppies for dog fighting
profiting from the cruel and illegal industry
evidence presented to the jury showed
here are some footage of these
dog now I'm going to warn you
here's some footage of these dogs
fighting
it's pretty
brutal and violent
and if you're a little
squeamish I wouldn't watch this
but here you go
Oh Jesus
Oh
One of them's really hurt
Okay
Good way to end the show.
Did you turn away?
They always do that in a football injury, and I can't.
I'm just the opposite.
I move up to the TV.
I'm like, where is it?
Which one?
Joe Thysman was beautiful because it was right out in the open.
That was the one still.
That was the first one we all remember.
Having Lawrence Taylor jump on your back
and do that thing that they outlawed now.
And I've been saying for years, why don't they, when guys tackle from behind,
and they purposely fall on the back of the legs, they can't do it now.
It's, you know, kind of horse collar, they call it.
That wasn't quite what Lawrence Taylor did, but it's the same motion.
But at least Lawrence Taylor saw, heard the fight, and waved the doctors in court.
Anyways, dogfighting.
I say bet on it.
Anyways, tomorrow, folks, check out again on Rumble.
The lineup, it starts at 9 a.m. Eastern.
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That's it.
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