The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump to WHO, We Won't Get Fooled Again | Nick Di Paolo Show #334

Episode Date: April 15, 2020

Putting the N in NASCAR. Obama being a bro for Joe. Fredo Cuomo is tired of CNN. Thank you Israel The Beaner Lopez for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

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But you guys make this possible. So we thank you for that. That's about it. So what I want you to do right now is to enjoy the show. So enjoy. 🎵 All righty. Oh, yeah. How are you, folks? That time, it's Wednesday already. Do you believe it's goddamn Wednesday? Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

I'll be dead soon and not from corona. Just hanging out with the wife 22 hours a day. I'm gonna bullet my... Just joshing. How are you folks? Are you corona free? Are you sheltering in place? Are you social distancing?

Are you wearing a mask? Are you washing your ass? It's all overkill. I don't give a fuck what anybody says. Unless you're blowing a dog in the wet market, you'll be fine. And you're under 79. Stop with this silliness. Get back to work. I never stop. I go, go, go. What a job to have though. I'll tell you, this podcast, not a bad gig to have when people are on lockdown. You know what I'm saying? So I suggest you all get one.

Go to podcast.com. Click on the button. You'll be famous. This fucking housewife's out there talking about spatulas and shit. They have fucking two million viewers. I mean, what do I got to do over here? What do I got to do? I'm sorry, Jimmy.

NASCAR, let's get to it. I didn't get to this yesterday. You have your picture of quarantine. Oh, I do. This is what I do when I quarantine. Look at that. It's the smallest glass I have in the house. That's, you know what that is?

That's a fucking fresca and red wine. Drank the whole fucking thing. I tweeted that a long time ago. I like that picture. That's how you kill the germ right there. I don't care if it came from a bat's asshole. It cannot stand up to fresca and rianiti. All right, let's get to it.

This story I didn't get to yesterday. and boy, this fried my fucking turds. Oh, this angers me. NASCAR's Kyle Larson suspended for racial slur in virtual race. They don't do the real racing now because of the lockdown, so they do virtual racing, which, what, like a video game? Really? Anyways, he dropped the fucking N-bomb now he's suspended he's losing sponsors these blacks who knows where they're gonna take the wrong way yeah it's not

even the blacks it's the white guys that own the companies and the fucking advertising that have no fucking balls no i'm not fucking uh i'm not trying to promote the N-word. I'm just saying you got to hear the context in which he said it. And it's just so funny. It's a fucking word, as Raz said to me, my black producer. Kyle Larson's racist look cost him his two primary NASCAR supporters. It'll likely cost him his job soon. McDonald's. Oh, yeah.

McDonald's, you have a right to fucking get on your high moral horse when you have black employees spitting in cops' fucking burgers, but whatever. McDonald's and Credit One Bank ended their sponsorship of Larson on Monday, a day after he used the N-word

during a live stream of a virtual race. The decision came hours after NASCAR and Chip Ganassi racing suspended Larson indefinitely. His team is doing so without him getting paid. If you want to talk like a fucking millennial,

we'll send you to Slippin' Falls School. That's a great Richie appeal. We were extremely disappointed. Here comes the fucking white corporate guys. In appalled to hear about this incident, McDonald's USA said in a statement, the comments made by Kyle Larson are insensitive, offensive,

not reflective of our inclusive, fucking stick your inclusive up your ass. Inclusive values and will not be tolerated. Okay. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut Okay. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Will you shut up?

McDonald's has partnered with CGR for nearly a decade and sponsors the team's number 42 Chevrolet. 42, that's Jackie Robinson's number. He ain't no racist. I just came up with that. There's fucking three people in the world that could come up with that. Jackie Robinson's fucking cousins and me. Born on fucking three people in the world that could come up with that. Jackie Robinson's fucking cousins.

And me. Born on my birthday, by the way, the great Jackie Robinson. He's got the number 42 car. Ending its relationship with Larson would make it next to impossible for Ganassi to stick with Larson behind the wheel. NASCAR ordered Larson, who's half Japanese,

to complete a sensitivity training course before he can suck on your training course this is just what Russia did when you didn't think politically right back in the 40s they call it political rehabilitation uh yeah so they ordered him to sensitivity training oh I'm sure that's gonna Larson apologized in a video like a idiot which you never do when you apologize you're admitting fucking uh but let's play we have the audio him dropping the he's on headphones and he's doing a virtual race and i guess he's talking to his spot or whatever but listen i can see it you can't hear me hey nigger play it again i can see it you can't

hear me hey nigger oh that was the er version he can't get out of that he was saying it to his white friend and uh can i just tell you something black people who get upset at this shit which i really know most of yous don't i know you think it's fucking funny but but you still use it to you know he's gonna lose his sponsorship at his jaw he's calling a white friend his not saying it in a pejorative way this people we have built this word up into such a so in other words a white guy can't say that in any context. Let me tell you something. When I'm on the phone with my white friends and young white guys today, even young white, I'm talking millennial or younger, have black buddies.

They call each other the N-word. So you're saying in any context, it's a term of, you guys, Sonic Ross Perower, you people, you people turn it into a term of endearment. And that's what you did. And this notion that only one segment of the population can use this certain word is fucking hilarious. Okay? Something called the First Amendment. Black, white people don't say it in the pejorative unless you're the real fucking Klansman or whatever. So silly.

Yo, what's up, my nigga? That's my buddy calling me every day. Fucking, he could be saying, hi, honey, how are you? That's all it fucking means. For the love of Pete. Okay, let's make a deal. We'll stop saying it. If black people stop pronouncing the word ask as ax, make a fucking deal.

I see anchorman, educated anchorman, black. I'm going, I ax a question to the, it's ask. And it's breathe. It's ask. And it's breathe. It's not breathe. See, this would be a perfect N-word segment because it's about the N-word. That's what we're going to call my first segment

out of the box for now on once the fucking guy who's apparently making the graphics out of Legos will get done. The guy's half a Jap, I'm saying. Japanese, I mean. He was competing in an iRacing event Sunday night when he appeared to lose communication on his headset with the,

oh, it is a spotter. I just guessed at that. During a check of his microphone, he asked the spotter, you can't hear me? That was followed by the N-word. The slur is directed at a spotter who's also a Caucasian. The words that he chose to use are offensive and unacceptable. Chip Ganassi.

Yeah, I'm sure a guy named Ganassi's never dropping N-bomb here and there. As of this moment, we are suspending Kyle without pay while we work through this situation with all appropriate parties i used to do a bit about why people always say the n where i go and if you haven't you never bet 10 grand on an nba playoff game i go lebron james misses a three point with two seconds left you lose five grand what are you yelling at the tv oh that person of color god damndamn him. Credit One Bank denounced Larson's highly offensive language at first and dumped the driver altogether. Three hours later, McDonald's followed suit. Chevrolet suspended its personal services relationship with Larson as we do not tolerate this behavior. You need to shut the fuck up. One secondary sponsor, Plan B, and I suggest

you people go to this company and buy whatever they're selling plan b sales and marketing backed larson saying we know he's an awesome young man that made a mistake and we're going to stand by him a hundred percent and help any way we can so somebody finally had some balls you use the word your own discretion that's all i'm saying i'm not condoning it i'm not fucking saying, you know, I'm just saying. It's part of the language. It would have went away a long time ago, but then hip hop come along.

Richard Pryor came along, and Larson, whose grandparents spent time in an internment camp in California during World War II, climbed it from the short track racing into NASCAR. Get this. This is ironic. Through its drive for diversity program. Because he's half Japanese, he climbed the ladder in NASCAR. I don't know what that's got to do with anything. By the way, Japanese, Chinese, they're not the best drivers in the world. I'm surprised. He's the only driver of Japanese descent to win a major NASCAR race.

Here we go with more politically correct cum. NASCAR has made diversity and inclusion a priority. Oh, yeah, I see all those black drivers and Mexican ones. And will not tolerate. Didn't somebody, was that Chris Rock? Somebody did There was a black NASCAR driver Like the first guy and they showed a clip of him And he's going around the track and there's a cop car chasing

That's a fun we're supposed to have with race folks They're not going to tolerate The type of language used by NASCAR there's no rednecks in there Used by Kyle Larson During Sunday's iRacing event they're not going to tolerate the type of language used by NASCAR. There's no rednecks in there. Used by Kyle Larson during Sunday's iRacing event. The stock car body added that its conduct guidelines are clear and it will enforce them to maintain an inclusive. It's the fucking whitest sport out there.

Stop with your horse shit. An inclusive environment for our entire industry and fan base. Just like the NBA is very inclusive when it comes to white oak larson is the second driver in a week to draw scrutiny while using the online racing platform uh to fill time during the corona pandemic all because of the coronavirus some fucking dog in china ate some bat meat licked his own ball. Somebody patted him, and this guy loses his sponsorship. What the hell's going on out there? Larson in his seventh full season racing at NASCAR's top cup levels the final year of his contract with Chip Ganassi.

He was at the top of the list of a crowded free agent field when the circuit was suspended for races into the season. I don't know how people watch it anyways. I don't. Larson used the slur during a race for fun against drivers from various series. The event was not even part of NASCAR's official series. Drivers in the chat immediately reacted

to Larson's use of the slur with one alerted him saying, Kyle, you're talking to everyone, bud. Larson has six career cup wins, finished career best six in the standings. He's 27, married with the father of two young black and Chinese kids. No, I'm kidding. Two young kids.

Give it a fucking rest. Just won't let that one go, huh? Just use that fucking. It's just. it's just uh yeah yeah speaking of race we had a little uh little brawl go on between where were they razz dunkin donuts just dunking now and that's stupid they call it just dunking there's donuts in the fucking place. Just dunking. Anyways, a white woman pulled up at a drive-thru

and accused some of the black employees of spitting in her drink at Dunkin' Donuts. I don't think she'd pull it out of thin air. Why would she? I don't know.

She could be lying, could be a racist, but Dunkin' Donuts, the employee, handled it very maturely. Take a look. This is Duncan's service. Really? Hey, this is what white people do. They just spit?

Why the fuck would we spit in a little baby drink? You can see it because they thought it was mine. No, no, fuck. You sound ignorant as fuck. I got you. You sound ignorant as fuck. That's cool. We'll see how long you keep your job. I don't care, girl. I'm balling.

You think I care about the job? You look like you're balling working at Dunkin Donuts, bro. I bet you do. Hey, you can record this. I am. Racist. It's all on here. Don't touch my car. Why don't you get back in the window, sir?

I'm going to call the cops anyway. Yeah, I will. I'll let them know you spit in my drink. And then this is the service that we get. I took a picture and a video of the truck. And you're racist. You're racist. Hey, I got so many in a video. There's something wrong with us. You white bitches like to fuck with black people. And you're racist. You're racist. Hey, I got so many employees in here.

We didn't even spit on your drink. We got cameras. We didn't even spit on your drink. Really? The cops will look at them then. That's fine. You're just a white bitch that like to pick on black people. That's all you is.

You're racist. Not me. Let me shut up. I love America. Exactly. Let you shut up. I love America. She's a Linda.

Oh, what's the name that white black people give? Like middle class White House wives. Katie, Kathy, Lindy, Rebecca. Fucking bitch. Karen. She's a Karen. How about him? I bet she's working today.

And we don't know. We don't know. We'll have to do a DNA test. Fucking, I don't think she'd just pull up and start a fight. Maybe. Maybe Tanique was in the background. This bitch was eyeing me. The fucking TJ Maxx.

This is fun. Don't be afraid of this shit. They're mixing it up. That's America. We're tolerating each other. You know, that's funny, man. I like how he kept opening and closing the window when he's arguing. Worry about coronavirus?

Put a mask on too motherfucker anyways uh let's get to the corona we put it off as long as we can i'm so tired of talking about i hope i'm fucking at this point i hope i'm getting i gotta get it just to i don't know but i was thinking about this what a pandemic so uh america is told to lay on their couch and watch tv and who would have guessed the american public the majority are cooperating 99 because that's what we do whether there's no virus it's sunny it's raining we sit on our asses we love tv narcos i tell you wash fucking knuckles okay trump halts united states funding for world Health Organization as it conducts a coronavirus review. What?

No soup for you. Trump said the International Health Agency, that would be, I'll refer to World Health Organization as who, made mistakes that caused so much death as the coronavirus spread across the globe. Here's Mr. Trump saying this. I am instructing my administration to halt funding of the World Health Organization while a review is conducted to assess the World Health Organization's role in severely mismanaging and covering up the spread of the coronavirus sounds like he's got it not much energy there the world pause health organization we can you can talk faster than that mr trump we can handle it trump criticized the international agencies

you know we give five was it 400 to 500 million a year to this stupid organization china gives about one-tenth of that and and the world health organization is sucking china's dick for reasons i still don't understand uh they fucking lied they lied about it they covered it up and people died uh trump criticized the international agency's response to the outbreak saying one of the most dangerous and costly decisions from the who by the way the title of this show world health organization whl i said uh the title of this show i came up with it last night. Trump to who? We won't get fooled again. It's a fucking beauty, folks. New York Post would blow me for that. Most dangerous, costly decision from the who was its disastrous decision to oppose travel restrictions from China

and other nations that Trump imposed early on in the break. Trump said, fortunately, I was not convinced and suspended travel from that dirty yellow land, saving untold number of lives. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks.

I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks. Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Like a Zamboni. That's a white guy imitating a Chinese guy. And that's a real Chinese guy. He's bald. It's unclear exactly what mechanism Trump intends to use to withhold the WHO funding, much of which is appropriated by Congress.

The president typically does not have the authority to unilaterally redirect congressional funding because the Congress holds the purse strings to everything. One option might be for Trump to use powers granted to the president under the Impoundment Control Act of 1974, which resulted in me having my car towed to Brooklyn twice. Under this statute, the president may propose to withhold congressional funds, but it requires congressional approval within 45 days. Absent of this statute, the president may propose to withhold congressional funds, but it requires congressional approval within 45 days. Absent of this approval, the funds must be returned to their original congressionally mandated purpose after 45 days, which would be the who in this case. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? Give me the money, you understand me? Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me? I should come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money.

When asked by reporters why the administration's choosing now to withhold funds, Trump said the U.S. had problems with the World Health Organization for years and the nation should have done this. fucking us up there. NATO has taken us for all we were. The Chinese have been ripping us because of George W. Bush, because of Clinton, because of fucking Obama, letting us get porked in the ass because they have this wet dream that the whole world someday is going to be one with no borders and shit.

But you know what this whole coronavirus thing has done? It's made them assess. The globalists, even they know now, maybe we should have some borders and do some vetting. This should change all their minds, but it won't because they have this wet dream that they're smarter than you and I and more enlightened and we can live as one.

Sure, we can. Can't even get a drink at fucking Dunkin Donuts. That accused somebody dropping a lungi in it. without accusing somebody of dropping a lungi in it. He said the administration will conduct a thorough investigation. It should last 60 to 90 days. The World Health Organization didn't immediately return CNBC's request for comment, but in a statement, U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres said that now is not the time to reduce resources in the fight against COVID-19. Fuck you.

Make everybody pitch in that. He said there will come a time after the epidemic's over to look back and understand how the disease emerged and spread its devastation so quickly. But now is not that time. Hey, we can walk and chew bat wings at the same time. So go fuck and grab a nipple. What? I got my fucking Vermont shirt on today.

I like Vermont, but covered bridges, lesbians, Subarus. Trump claimed Tuesday that who pushed China's misinformation about the virus, saying it wasn't communicable and there were no needs for travel. But that's what they said at the beginning. World Health Organization willingly took China's assurance at face value and they willingly took it at face value and defended the actions of the Chinese government. This is Trump. And even while praising China for its so-called transparency, he said. And then he said, I don't think so. And you blew it. You blew it. I don't think so. I'm not a sucker. I don't trust these fucks.

That's why I eat Taco Bell and Burger King at McDonald's. I'm not going to eat Chihuahua, and they tell us it's chicken wings. So that's that. You know what? We got plenty of though i'm worried raz got his check raz my producer got his stimulus check yeah baby now is that because you have a small business or is that just a personal personal personal personal how much was it for us don't worry about that but it was like i got kids what do you mean don't worry about that what do you mean no i'm just joking like three like three thousand the fuck's the matter with that?

It's going to go all up his nose. You know how the black people are with their drugs. Don't worry about that. It's in the papers. I ain't got mine yet. Trump should be sending it to me first if he's watching this. I had his son on the goddamn show. They should put it in a goddamn card, a greeting card, in cash.

Speaking of Donald Trump, he shut down a big mouth yesterday. Shut down contributing reporter Brian Karam, who appeared in the Rose Garden to ask a question. This article was written by some left wing to ask a question at the president. Kareem has been effectively shut out from attending press briefings. He's a journalist for like Playboy magazine. He's a real asshole. Since the new social distance policies were set by the White House Correspondents Association. Predictably, in the article, it says.

Predictably, Trump dismissed K karam as he tried to interrupt and talk over the president's answer to his question look they're defending this type can you fucking imagine show watch the fucking disrespect he's yelling over the president which is what today hold on which is what's good and bad about this country but picture this going on in any other country this guy imagine in china some guy fucking kid yelling over xi ping he'd be taken out and shot on camera and they put it on instagram dead but watch his big mouth and and trump told him to go fuck himself 600 000 cases 25 000 deaths i know you want to bring blame the who but i've spoken to hundreds of people across the country

in the last few weeks who say they still can't get tested and that they aren't social distancing because they- So the governors, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, so, no, no, wait a minute. He says to the president, wait a minute. I guess you can, but you're going to get booted. Go ahead. Excuse me. I know, I know question. You're ready. The governors, the governors are supposed to do testing. It's up to the governors. Go ahead. Mr. President, the governors are doing the testing. It's now not up and it hasn't been up to the federal government. Go ahead.

I told them when they put this guy here, it's nothing but trouble. He's a showboat. If you keep talking, I'll leave and you can have it out with the rest of these people. If you keep talking, I'm going to leave and you can have it out with them. What am I supposed to do? Just a loud mouth. Go ahead. Right. I did the best I could.

What about me? What am I supposed to do? You need to shut the fuck up. I've never seen a president treated with such disrespect in the history of fucking honest to god just the guys the guys already been booted once he's writes for playboy six people reading that and five of them are rubbing one out to it obviously if it still exists he goes hey he goes wait a minute to the president look Look at him. Just a big mouth

jerk. I don't know. Part of me admires that type of shit. I just fucking love this country. Look at Psycho on the right. Apparently Pelosi's showing some nipple in the front row. Oh my God. How fun. Look at this guy. Like he's at a Jets game.

Defense! Grabbing his cock with his glasses. Brian Karam. Won't see him no more. Leave the cannolis. No, take the, leave the, leave the microphone. Take the cannoli. No, take the leave the leave the microphone. Take the canola. Hey, folks, you know, the sponsor, we got a new one, right? The Donald stuff dot com. They keep putting out new shirts, mugs each day. And this is one that they just sent over. This is a pretty good one, actually. I think I came up with a premise and this is what they did with it. I take the gold. You don't need the gold block background.

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Who done said that? Obama endorsed Joe Biden. You cynical cocksucker. The worst president in the history of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama endorsed the worst nominee in the history of the United States. Joe, hey, where the fuck are we? What are we doing? Biden, I like the smell of your hair and try these two fingers. Dirty Uncle Joe. Unbelievable fucking. Do you understand how hollow this is? The guy's been running for over a year now, Biden, right? He was Obama's vice president.

It took till this long. So I'm sure his heart's in it. You don't think this is just political? And here's the other thing obama's still the most popular democrat by polls and shit he did more to hurt the democrat but he lost both houses to the republicans he lost more seats at the state level at every level municipal levels um he let trump load the fucking uh the courts conservatives. He did more to damage your party. And he's still the most popular.

What a racist country. He said, even even now, Obama says his own policies aren't good enough now. He says, hell, I certainly wouldn't run the Obama platform. You know, I could this this is him actually quoted, I could not be prouder of the incredible progress that we've made together during my presidency. I wear my wife's jeans. I wear a helmet when I ride a bike like a bitch.

I'm a big girl. Obama said in a video released Tuesday morning, which he endorsed Biden, but he says, if we were running today, I wouldn't run the same race or I have the same platform as I did in 2008. You shouldn't have had it then. This is this is just so cynical. Do you understand? I mean, there were articles after articles about what, 10 months ago with Obama telling Biden, Joe, you don't have to do this. He talked to other people surrounding biden telling them to tell

joe don't ruin his legacy and shit now he has to come out politics is just so fucking so much horseshit but it's very entertaining when it comes out of my mouth he added that now is not the time to simply tinker around the edges with tax credits or underfunded programs while it's important to protect the gains we made with the Affordable Care Act, what fucking game? You can keep your doctor? No. You can keep your health insurance?

No. Liar, liar. Raya, raya. Pass off, raya. It's also time to go further. We should make plans affordable for everyone. Provide everyone with a public option. Sounds like the Chinese.

Expand Medicare. Finish the job so that healthcare isn't just a right, but a reality for everybody. Fuck that. I say let some people who can't afford it die. As long as I get the Cadillac plan. I can't even get my goddamn, my teeth are killing me. That's how I know I'm getting old. Never had teeth problems.

Came down here, my insurance didn't cover dental, couldn't find a dentist. Then Corona hit. I'm going to look like Tiger King's boyfriend there with a meth. Obama and his endorsement video made a similar, if more artful point. We have to return the U.S. to the Paris Agreement. No, we don't, she did. And led the world in reducing the pollution that causes climate change. We don't lead the world in pollution.

India, China, okay? Fucking believable. But science tells us we have to go much further, that it's time for us to accelerate progress on bold new green initiatives that make our economy a cleaner energy environment, save us money, and secure our children's future. He's just a bunch of talking points who had heard a million fucking times. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!

The video was more than just an endorsement of Biden. It was his first pitch into the cause of party unification. Obama did not scrimp on the praise of Bernie Sanders in the endorsement. He described Sanders as an American original who's devoted his life to giving voice to work in people's hopes dreams and frustrations and a failed revolutionary who's really a company man to the bitter fucking end that's why he fucking endorsed Obama also delivered perhaps his choicest words against President Donald Trump and the Trump administration since leaving office

he says because one thing everybody has learned by now is that the Republicans occupying the White House and running the U.S. Senate are not interested in progress. Does he really mean that? They're interested in power. They've shown themselves willing to kick millions off their health insurance. No, they haven't. Last time I checked, Obamacare was still intact.

They're trying to improve it. They're the ones that are power hungry. You weaponize the Justice Department, the FBI, all the intelligence agencies. Spied on fucking Trump. How dare you? Said Greta Thunberg. Haven't seen her in a while. Kicking millions off the health,

eliminating pre-existing condition protections for millions, even in the middle of this public health crisis, even as they're willing to spend a trillion dollars on tax cuts for the wealthy. They've given polluters unlimited power to poison our air. Do you understand I heard this shit when Reagan was in office? I heard it when George Bush number one was in office. It's just never ending. George W. Bush. They say the same shit over and over. Poison the air and the water and kick. Really?

Anybody been other than Flint, Michigan? Anybody? Raz, how's your water? How's the air? Ours is cleaner than the fucking rest of the world. That's how you know it's a lie. According to Al fucking Gore, Miami should have been 40 feet underwater by now. You're liars.

You're power-hungry motherfuckers. And you're using the coronavirus to change all the voting rules. They want to get rid of IDs. You're such fucking bags of shit. That's the biggest scam out there, by the way. Somehow it keeps people of color from voting what a dog shit uh they've given polluters unlimited power poison our air water denied the science of climate just as they denied the science of pandemics what

it was pelosi when they were trying to pass the bill to put money back into the economy because of this shutdown. She was the one who was playing with people's lives. Remember? She wanted stuff for the green energy and all that shit. Who's playing with people's lives? Who's power hungry? Oh, my God. I can't take that.

Repeatedly, the disregarded American principles, rule of law and voting rights and transparency. Basic law. Transparency? What's more transparent than making you show an ID when you vote? Who the fuck are you dog styling? This guy, great speaker, never said anything original. Not a fucking leader, by the way. Trump's a horrible speaker.

I'll give you that i watch his coronavirus briefings i'm cringing he repeats himself 19 times but you know what i don't give a fuck because he gets shit done you were a tremendous speaker gave great speech actually medium speeches you never said anything original principles that are the bedrock of our democracy oh this guy's a fucking his whole the other side has been propaganda listen to this the other side meaning republicans has a propaganda network with little regard for the truth he's talking about fox news uh you sucking my ass there's Democrats who don't watch CNN anymore. Or MSNBC.

You got to be kidding. The mainstream media is the propaganda arm for the Democrats. Has been for 40 years. But it's Fox News and Mark Levin. They're doing all the damage. It's so cynical. He doesn't even believe it. Here's the video of Obama, who I'd like to smoke a joint with and then fucking bitch slap.

Go ahead. To endorse Joe Biden for President of the United States. Choosing Joe to be my Vice President was one of the best decisions I ever made. Pause. Yeah, it must have been. That's why you endorsed him a year ago. You were telling people in the Democrat, all the power players tell Joe not to ruin his

legacy. He said you don't have to do this, Joe. It really is. Go ahead. And he became a close friend. And I believe Joe has all the qualities we need in a president right now. Pause. Yeah, what's that? Shitting your pants, getting where your car keys

are? You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. He looks old. And why is he... Oh, he is half white. The top half of his face is white. And he's black from the nose down. It's like Bill Cosby.

Remember fucking Cosby's nose? Cosby's got a white nose now. It's fucking hilarious. Go ahead, Mr. Obama. Someone whose own life has taught him how to persevere. How to bounce back when you've been knocked down. I'd like to knock you down. When Joe talks with parents who've lost their jobs,

we hear the son of a man who once knew the pain of having to tell his children that he'd lost his. Pause. Yeah, he wants to know, and he's forgotten. He doesn't even know he had a wife and kid. What are we doing? What are we doing? Oh, my God.

Go ahead. When Joe talks about opportunity for our kids, we hear the young father who took the train home each night so he could tuck his children into bed. And then try to figure the influence of Jill, a lifelong teacher. When Joe talks to families who've lost a hero, pause, he makes sure this girl's under 14 present so he can sniff the pert off the top of their head. We hear another parent of an American veteran, a kindred spirit, somebody whose faith has endured the hardest loss there is. Memory. That's Joe. Through all his trials, he's never once forgotten the values or the moral fiber.

He has it. Do you understand a broad's fucking accusable of sexual assault right now? He get caught plagiarizing twice. Put his son on a fucking energy company in the Ukraine? This is priceless. And I know people, oh, both sides do it. No, one side is really dirty the last few years. He's a nice guy, I'm sure.

I'd enjoy hanging out with him. I like to play hoops, like I said. Have him go in for a layup and I submarine him. Fuck it. Catch his fucking shins. Ass over tea kettle. Go ahead. Parents passed on to him. Fuck it. Catch his fucking shins. Ass over tea kettle. Go ahead. Parents passed on to him. Is that it?

Thank Christ. Barack, everybody's laughing, dude. You had a year to endorse this guy. What did it? He's not going to be the nominee. I'll keep saying it. Somebody's going to jump in there. You know keep saying it. Somebody's going to jump in there. You know what I mean?

Somebody's going to jump in. A really famous, I don't know, Sean Penn maybe. Here's the new bomb. Back to Corona. Here's the new bombshell that, this is interesting. Welcome to the wet market. a team of scientists at the university of ottawa and canada have claimed that stray dogs in china uh as you and i know it spare

ribs may have become infected after eating bat meat before then transmitting the virus uh to humans experts have been this is very interesting i've been scrambling to find the intermediary meat before then transmitting the virus to humans. Experts have been, this is very interesting, have been scrambling to find the intermediary animal. In other words, which animal consented we got it from us humans. And, you know, we know the bats carry, but we don't interact with bats, which passed the COVID-19 disease to humans since the start of the outbreak in December. Now a team from the University of Iowa claims stray dogs may have caused the virus to leap to humans. Lead author of the study, Professor Shua Xia.

The fuck? I didn't take Chinese. Not a big demand for it. Suggests that the coronavirus first spread from bats to stray dogs eating bat meat. So the dogs ate that, and they probably did. You know, China, the wet market's about a foot from the labs. They fucking, they throw out some, you know, some old bat meat. These dogs come up the alley, lick their balls and ass. It actually says that in here

by the way these people what kind of people are these henry professor zia a biologist at the university of ottawa went on our observations have allowed the formation of a new hypothesis for the origin and initial transmission. The incest of COVID-19 and its nearest relative, a bat coronavirus, infected the intestines of dogs, most likely resulting in a rapid evolution of the virus and its jump into humans. This suggests that importance of monitoring SARS-like coronaviruses in feral dogs in the fight against... You want to do that? Go to any Chinese kitchen.

Mommy, what for dinner tonight a german shepherd a china side of poodle this suggests about pangolins a scaly mammal that looks like an anteater, describing my cock, were previously believed to have provided the key staging post. But a study of COVID-19 mutations has ruled both out as the human reservoir. You get that? They've ruled out bats and pangolins. When viruses invade a host, battle scars are left from fighting off and invading the immune system through changes and adaptations within the genomes are you guys following this so when a virus climbs into a dog or whatever it leaves battle scars of the host on its immune system for making changes to adapt to the genome. COVID-19 began in bats, according to the hypothesis of many scientists.

They have been around for millions of years, have picked up a lot of viruses that have killed people, including Ebola, rabies, and SARS. So naturally, it's making nice casserole with it. But humans and bats don't interact. So another animal is usually involved, finding out what is crucial to eradicating COVID-19. So Professor Zia and colleagues looked at a key antiviral protein. It's called ZAP, Z-A-P, which can stop a virus

in its tracks by preventing its multiplication and degrading its genome. The viral target is a pair of chemical letters, it's going to get a little weird here, called CPG, dinucleotides, within bits of DBNA called RNA. Not the WNBA, not the NRA. That's DBNA and RNA. Not the WNBA, not the NRA. That's DBNA and RNA. Professor Gia said, think of a decreased amount of CPG in a viral pathogen as an increased threat to public health. While an increase of amount of CPG decreases the threat of such viral pathogens.

A virus, there's all a point to this, within an increased amount of CPG would be better targeted by the host immune system and result in reduced virulence, which would be akin to natural vaccines. He found only genomes from dogs coronaviruses have CPG values similar to those observed in COVID-19. they also affect their digestive system enter via a protein called ace2 which is uh also made in humans intestines you see where they're going with this professor zia said this is consistent with the interpretation the low cpg and covid19 was acquired by the ancestor evolving in mammalian digestive systems. Dogs often lick their anal and genital regions if you pay them enough. Bon appetit. Delicious.

Thank you. Raz, why do dogs lick their balls? I don't know. Because they can. You haven't heard that at all? Such you get this folks do you get what they're saying such behavior would transmit the virus from the digestive to the respiratory so they lick their ass and it's in the fecal matter and then you know the owner comes over oh fluffy uh it affects the right then then you know it affects their it also fits the

picture of a pathogen that causes gastrointestinal respiratory and lung disease Professor G added in this context

it is significant that bat coronavirus was isolated from a fecal swab are you getting it

so the dogs ate the bat meat it infected their intestines. They licked their asses. They licked their asses. And how they spread it to humans, whatever.

You pet the dog, the dog sneezes. Or you make a beef stew out of it. It all fits together. Anyways, didn't mean to get too technical there, but that sounds right to me, doesn't it? Poor dogs in China eating bat meat. Is there anything you Chinese people won't eat? I mean, I'm not a fussy eater.

I've tried everything, you know. I used to eat eel. My grandmother would cook eels. You know, she ran off the boat from Italy. I used to, she used to fucking, we used to raise rabbits we all named them and a week later they were staring at us in her freezer delicious delicious delicious absolutely delicious delicious thank you

speaking of bat meat you know who's back in the nose uh chris cuomo he lost his mind apparently on a radio show uh cnn primetime host Cuomo currently recuperating from the virus, struck a fiery burn it all down tone on his Sirius XN radio show. XN? Do they mean XM? On Monday, ranting about his lack of privacy and expressing visceral dissatisfaction with his high profile cable news job. You all know. I'm smart.

I'm like everybody says. Like, no, I'm smart. And I want the sticks. As reported by the New York, hello, couldn't hear myself. As reported by the New York Post, the 49-year-old host, Cuomoomo primetime cited his recent battle with the virus, which had laid low the buff anchor. Oh, what flowery writing as one reason for reassigning reassessing his future on TV. Cuomo also cited an incident from the past weekend when a stranger on a motorcycle allegedly confronted him outside his home for prompting this stunning revelation. Anyways,

this is him kind of losing his mind on the radio. I don't want to spend my time doing things that I don't think are valuable enough to me personally. Like CNN? Like what? Well, I don't like what I do professionally. We don't either. Pause.

That's a big thing. He doesn't like what he does professionally, meaning fucking lying day after day for the Democrat Party. Maybe the virus does go to your brain. He doesn't like it. Now, they all want to fuck his old man so i'm guessing he's probably gonna get a lot of ass good looking buff guy uh go ahead play some more i put this in for special effect

i thought you'd edit that jackass loser fat tire biker um to be able to pull over uh and get in my face and in my space and talk bull to me i don't want to hear it that matters to me more than making millions of dollars a year all right so get a job as a janitor ps1 19 he got to he got into a little uh tit-for-tat which is the next door i'll get to it but uh he also peds frustration to having to tiptoe around the truth while trafficking things like he thinks are ridiculous included on the list was president donald trump who he said we all know is full of shit by design yeah he's more full of shit than the people you work for problem you're the fucking problem you fucking doctor why onking jam rag arkin spunk bubble i'm telling you

h you keep looking at me i'm gonna put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. Anyways, here's the story about the little beefy getting with the guy on the motorcycle. The headline, I hate bullies. That came off a guy on a motorcycle? I think it's a bicycle. Yeah, this might be a, He was talking about another thing. Long Island resident blasted as a jackass loser fat tire biker by Chris Cuomo on a radio rant. That CNN host is nothing. The guy says he's nothing but a bully.

I'm on Chris Cuomo's side on this. First of all, if you're an adult male calling another guy a bully, you know what that means to you? I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Sometimes the guy says he's scary, stupid. East Hampton man. That's where all the rich people who asked to only be identified by his first name, David. David, who had been riding by, started hassling cuomo about social distancing and this cnn uh star later seethed on his radio show ba ba ba him and his wife were on a property that they bought where the fuck's the actual story here um the 65 year old longtime resident said

he was just out for a bike ride before eas dinner when he spotted who he thought was Chris Cuomo on property. He says the Santa Anka bought in East Hampton last year. The acreage is still being developed. A steel frame for its future house is all that's up at the moment, David said. David said Cuomo with his wife, another woman, and three kids who were playing around on the property. The resident said he stopped and sat on his bike well over 100 feet from the property. I just looked and said, there's your first mistake. How about minding your fucking business? Is that Chris Cuomo? Isn't he supposed to be quarantined? This guy's just looking for a

fight. Cuomo has been regularly airing his TV and radio shows from home, although from the basement as he stayed quarantined from them. David said the woman who looked like cuomo's wife came over to him and said may i help you and then he said being a smart ass i'm riding my bike then started asking why cuomo was there uh there out of quarantine and not social distancing from the group he said cuomo then started towards him coming to him about 40 feet he said who the hell are you i can do what i want david said he just ranted screaming i'll find out who you are i said to him your brother is the coronavirus czar and you're not even following his rules unnecessary traveler this guy's just a fucking nosy punk if i'm with my wife and somebody else and we're on a property and mining and a guy is about 100 feet away on his bike staring,

I'm going to go over and go, what's your fucking problem, too? Aren't you, Raz? He just began to boil more, he said. This is not the end of this. This is what Cuomo said. It's not the end of it. You'll deal with this later. We'll meet again.

And then the guy says, if that's not a threat, I don't know what is. deal with this later. We'll meet again. And then the guy says, if that's not a threat, I don't know what is. The man said he waited till Monday afternoon to call the police to report the incident. What's the incident? Oh, that he

wasn't quarantining? Is that it, really? What a fucking faggy world. Especially the Hamptons. Everybody's a zillionaire. I hate bullies. The guyillionaire i hate bullies the guy said i hate bullies what a fuck oh boy you at first the resident said he got huge pushback from police about filing a report but by tuesday morning after the post and other outlets reported cuomo's meltdown including the run-in with the bicyclist the man said he asked the investigating

officer any chance you saw the report about Cuomo's radio rant? Cops said, yes, we have. And then the cops said, I think you'll like what we've written. That's according to David, referring to the police report that was being prepared. David, who said he's a lifelong Democrat, so that's how you know he's a fucking moron, and voted for Andrew Cuomo, strike two,

and that he doesn't plan on pressing charges against Cuomo. What are the charges? What, bullying? for andrew cuomo strike two add that he doesn't plan on pressing charges against what what what what are the charges what bullying what a fuck you remember the old days guys would fucking settle it this is what lawyers have brought us for the last 30 years it was a better better time when you go outside and go yeah step outside you dink uh he doesn't plan on pressing charges what would I don't know I get any more feeling that this guy's a threat to me adding I get any more feeling that this guy's a threat to me and that he just wanted to get something on the record well you did when I fucking smash his

fucking face in 65 year old man calling another guy. You're picking on me. Yeah, Raz, the show's almost over. You got a question for me? I do have a question. The fuck are you today? Raz had a tough morning. I can tell when I can. Israel the Bean of Lopez. Hopeville, California.

Hey, Nick, so tell us what you're doing at home while quarantined. Well, I showed you a picture at the beginning. Lucky you. I work for Uncle Sam, so I'm an essential worker. I think you're being sarcastic. Right? A lot of people work for Uncle Sam who aren't essential workers. What do you do for Uncle Sam?

Wipe his ass. What do you do? Del Sam? Wipe his ass. What do you do? Deliver the mail four days late? Tell me, Bean or Lopez. I think he's being serious. Does he realize a lot of the government aren't considered essential? Like, you know, people that work in public parks and gift shops at Yellowstone and shit. They close libraries and whatnot. What do I do?

I've been telling you. Have you been watching the show? I put on my workout stuff. I have like five cups of coffee. I get on my shit, my sneak. I'm ready to go. And then I sit on the couch. I start to watch, I don't know,

fucking whatever, Dana Perino show. My eyes start to close. I wake up a little. I play with my little dog. And then I go, I'm fucking starving. Go in the kitchen. I make bolognese. So not only do I not work out, I make something that has 450 calories a tablespoon, eat about 90% of it, and then bitch the next day while I have love handles. I've been, seriously, I've been working out during the day and then a little bit here and there, but then cooking and then watching Narcos for the last two weeks. Every night, Narcos.

You guys will love it. It's tremendous. That's what I do. And then I'll wrestle with a wife. I'll get her in a naked chokehold and she's out like a light. I want to thank contributors to this show. As you know, the show is free Monday through Thursday now. If you're watching YouTube, click that little bell thing to subscribe, please.

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It's very easy to sign up a patron it's idiot proof uh huh what what are you saying res res i i don't know what's the matter today you have pressing issues at home i know it's an hour. I can see the clock. Let me do this one more. A lot of these people, they need this. I'm in no rush.

You sure? Sounds like there's some shit going on at the house. I think Kevin McHale's visiting your wife. Kevin McHale. What the fuck? Raz got a stimulus check, by the way. Which one should I do? The guy who got a check, Indiana man check, check bank account.

He checked his bank account to see if his $1,700 stimulus check had showed up yet. You know what he found? A stimulus check deposited for eight million dollars eight all righty then here he is talking about it i went to the atm at uh the family express and once i withdraw two hundred dollars out of my account i looked at the available balance of the tiger king's boy that was still left in my account. And apparently, my account had $8.2 million in it. And I'm like, what in the world is going on?

That happened. I'm not shitting you. It happened with one of... I went to the ATM at... Raz, what are you doing? No. You like that guy so much? You're attracted to him?

You want to watch it? That happened with my, I think, Fidelity account when I was with Fidelity. I was expecting a deposit and they accidentally put a fucking,

I can't remember how much it was. It was like a million bucks or some shit. You should have seen me jumping around for the five seconds before they discovered it. What a heartbreak.

I'm not the type to call up and go, I think you made a mistake. I'm going to go out and spend that shit. This guy's a volunteer firefighter in New Chicago, Indiana. And yeah, his available balance, $8,200,000. You know what? That's still not enough to fix those teeth. Anyways, it just shows, once again, the government really doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

Most people should receive their deposits in the coming days, beginning with taxpayers who filed returns in 2018, 2019, and signed up for direct deposit like Graz did, a very responsible dad, husband, father. And a pretty good producer. I swear on my grandmother's children. That is it, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you so much again. Go to Cameo.com. I'll send a personal message. Yeah, message. I can't wait to have a cigarette. A personal message. Oh, by the way, I forgot't wait to have a cigarette. A personal message. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention this. Tucker Carlson was talking about corona two nights ago, and they were studying all the dead people so far and whatever, all the data from that.

He goes, ironically, it doesn't seem to hurt smokers as much. So I load up. I had like three of them in my mouth. I watched right through the show. I know how to kill that shit. That's true. That's what he said. I in my mouth. I watch, watch the show. I know how to kill that shit. That's true. That's what he said. I couldn't believe it.

Anyways, that is it. You think and I will say, you're very welcome. And we will see you back here tomorrow, hopefully. Love you guys. Bye. guitar solo I'm out.