The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Trashes AG James | Nick Di Paolo Show #1464

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

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🎵 That's your world. I just live in it. How are you, folks? Welcome to the show on a Tuesday. The great state of Georgia. How long has Georgia been number one, man, in college football? About three years now? Unbelievable. Anyways, how you doing? I'm doing just terrific.

You know, apparently have some, who cares? Oh, my God. We're up to a rip-roaring start. Anybody see that giant Seattle fiasco last night? Oh, my God, the poor Giants. I didn't know they had high school linemen. So 11, 12 sacks by Seattle. It was embarrassing.

Anyways, what else? What an empty life, Eileen. Well, here's my life, okay? I do this. Folks, I do this, okay? We do this at 1 in the afternoon, roughly, and then I go home. Wait a couple hours. Well, let me start from the beginning. I wake up in the morning. Hopefully, Gutfeld has sent the monologue,

which they didn't until about quarter of 11 today for some reason. I do that. I'm still in bed, got my glasses on, my hand on my pee-pee. It's great. It's a great way to make it. What a country. And I do that. And then I get up and put the finishing touches on this show.

We come here and then we record at one, two, whatever the fuck. And then I either go have a drink or I go home. And I go home, and I want to wait till nighttime to start picking stories for the next day for our show. But Steven Crowder, I got to do some of that homework. And I'm not complaining. I love this.

It's keeping my mind fresh. Has anybody seen the front door? I don't know where I am. So yeah, I love this. It's keeping my mind fresh. Has anybody seen the front door? I don't know where I am. So, yeah, I do that. And I'm fucking for a couple hours. Then watch TV. Watch some trucker leaving dead hookers all over the country on ID network. And I spank it to that. And then maybe put on some pelvic exams on YouTube.

All while eating hummus and carrots. Honest to God, you just got to run through and get up and do it all over again. But next week we got guests, right? Is next week when you get... I'm so confused. Yeah, well, next week's normal shows and then wedding on Thursday. The following week we're going to be'm so confused. Yeah, well, next week's normal shows. And then wedding on Thursday.

The following week, we're going to be showing the interviews. Oh, the following. So not next week, but the following week. We'll have what? Alex Stein, Colin Quinn, Jason Rantz, who I saw a lot of times on Tucker Carlson. He covers Seattle. I think he's a radio guy out there, too. But he's great.

So, yeah, it'll be good. I don't like doing videos because it's about me. I think he's a radio guy out there too, but he's great. So yeah, that'll be good. I don't like doing videos because it's about me. I mean, interviews, videos. I saw the word video. What the fuck? I mean, how much damage can you do with NyQuil? Did you see the physically challenged? I call it handicapnast. Her coach, you know, once again, PC, watch what she can do, even though she's physically challenged. It didn't turn out well. I'm sorry, but that sent me into a tizzy last night.

Along with a bunch of other shit. You know, TikTok's so goddamn good, I'm almost willing to let China take this place over. Just to watch. It was a black guy with no legs in it, like a footlocker. He had metal feet, little feet, on like a slippery floor. I know it must have been staged, but it didn't look it. He goes, these are nice. A little midget lands on his head, then the two guys pick him up and he's trying to run.

But see, I like that. He's making fun, it was whatever, staged, but he's not feeling sorry for himself. I'm sitting there like a 14-year-old girl, and then I see Paige Sparenik. I don't think there's a harder woman to ever walk the planet, in my opinion. We all have a different taste. But I stumbled over one of her videos, and she knows what she's doing. Women are going, you're never gonna be taken serious.

She goes, I know I'm not. She's in the shortest skirt you've ever seen. You can just see her panties covering her vagina, and she's showing how to do a flop shot with a golf club. Dude, I watch it like it's a Prudhoe film. My hand was going back and to the left. My load was going back and to the left. Anyway, fucking freakish. Freakish? I don't even know if she exists.

Let's get on with it. Oh, boy. Anyways, yeah, that's all I had to say. Trump trashes judge. This is from yesterday. Trump, as you know, the arraignment started, the fucking, what do you call it, fraud civil case started,

which is a big chamerini. The New York attorney general's office called its first witness once court resumed for the afternoon session after lunch break. This was yesterday. Donald Bender from the accounting firm of Mazars USA LLP. Boy, he doesn't look like an accountant. Are you shitting me?

If they asked me, if they said you've got to sketch an accountant to get into this college, you know, like the turtle. Spent several years preparing Trump's tax returns. Bender testified last year that Trump's reported losses for 2009 and 2010 totaled around 900 mil. Lawyers for President Donald Trump argued that New York Attorney General, fat racist Letitia James harbors bias against the former president in court on Monday. Is there any doubt about that? He's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Don't go that far.

Trump attorney, oh, God, Alina Habahaba. Trump surrounds himself with, you can't tell me there's a guy out there with 40 years more experience. I'm going, I don't know about him. He's only got about a 95%. I know she didn't get through DeVry, but come on, I see something in her. Trump attorney, Alina Haber highlighted that James began investigating Trump soon after she gained office in 2019 and that she promised voters during her campaign that she would get Trump if elected. She went on to state that Trump organization's valuations of its own property were not fraudulent. Were not fraudulent? Yeah. The state of Trump's financial condition was undervalued, she said.

Haber continued, that's Trump's lawyer, by saying that prosecutors would have Judge Arthur Engeren believe that if you listed your house at one price but sold it for a low one, then you committed a fraud. Look at the judge. Here's Engeren. Look at this fucking, he looks like David Brenner's ghost, the comedian. Look, his face is the map of Israel. He looks like David Brenner's ghost the comedian His face is the map of Israel, I don't mean that a derogatory. I'm just saying I'm gonna hire a guy like this if No, you can't get any more left-wing and liberal. This guy was a Vietnam protester I think he went to Columbia You can tell he's of that age. He's got the gray hair, you know the hippie Can you imagine his hate for guys like Trump? You can't he's of that age. He's got the gray hair, you know, the hippie. Can you imagine his hate for guys like Trump?

You can't even imagine it. Anyways, I didn't show this. There's a clip of him yesterday. He put the camera on him, and he goes like this. He goes, like it's a joke. Trump's defense team argued that Mar-a-Lago, Trump's Florida home, would sell for at least $1 billion, with a B, orders of magnitude above Judge Engren's valuation of $18 million, which Trump himself spoke to reporters outside the courtroom shortly after Harbaugh's statement.

He argued that he's been defrauded by Engren's low valuation. Well, former President Donald Trump's defense team made their opening statement before Judge Arthur Engeren in Manhattan on Monday, minutes after prosecutors laid out their own case. Trump attorney, where's the video? It's in the end. Okay.

Fucking, that's me. Trump attorney Christopher Kyes declared that Trump's financial statements contained no false entries and that prosecutors were relying on the word of a known liar, Michael Cohen. Again, he looks like a German shepherd in a suit to me. Fucking known liar. You fat, nasty black bitch. I mixed up my racism. Leave that in, of course.

This is what I meant. Fucking rat anyways. Whole family's all rats. Would have loved to be a rat. Or a fat black bitch. He grew up to be. To establish wrongdoing, Kyes reiterated statements from Trump himself that there were no victims in the alleged fraud

as well. Banks actually, you know, banks made money in the fucking with the loans. Meanwhile, prosecutors asserted that Trump and his associates knowingly submitted... Did you know 80% of this was thrown out in appellate court, lower court because of, you know, a statute of limitations. Statute I said, not statute, statute of limitations. So doesn't that tell you right there? I mean anyways, his associates knowingly, they're saying knowingly submitted false financial statements pointing to testimony from this lying cocksucker. The prosecution played a clip of Cohen stating that Trump would regularly task him and other lawyers with inflating his net worth, even if only to raise his placement on the Forbes wealth list.

How can you prove that, by the way? Cohen went on to testify that he witnessed this behavior on a regular basis from 2011 to 2015. And Trump said of Mr. Cohen, Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. Trump, that's horrible. Anyways, oh, by the way, folks, in the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about Biden trying to talk us into getting another version of the vax. And apparently people are going, F you, old man.

And how artificial intelligent girls, you can get an AI girlfriend apparently now, is going to ruin generations upon generations of young men that are already starting, and which is perfect because they don't want fucking young lonely guys to procreate, right? I swear to God, Gates is behind all of it. Anyways, former president, back to the show. That's exclusively, you guys know this by now, So that's exclusively, you guys know this by now, on Mug Club. So join to get that at nickdip.com. I believe that's my website, nickdip.com.

Hey, boys and girls, head over to nickdip.com to get exclusive hats, T-shirts, hoodies, and more. It's yet another way for you to support the show and look sexy at the same time. You can also get signed copies of my previous specials and all of the Nicker shirts. Just go to nickdip.com and click on store. Again, that's nickdip.com, click on store. Thank you guys so much. See you soon. Former President Trump appeared in court before presiding judge Arthur Engren on Monday. Trump bashed Engeren as a rogue judge before entering the courtroom. Trump entered the building with his entourage of lawyers Monday morning, just minutes after New York Attorney General Letitia James. The trial is a non-jury trial, meaning Engeren will decide the result himself.

Oh, God. A New York State Appeals Court rejected the 2024 GOP primary frontrunner's request to delay the civil trial. We're wasting time with this trial. It's a disgrace. The judge already made up his mind. He's a hippie cocksucker. He's a Democrat. He's an operative. And that's all fucking true. I'm sorry. sorry hate to be so partisan, but I'm so this is Trump talking about the whole thing Who do you mean by they the Jews I'm kidding. I got all July anyways his Trump

I think this is uh, what's he talking about? Is this his take on the judge? Yeah, go ahead. The crime is against me. Amen. Because we have a corrupt district attorney. We have a corrupt attorney general. And it all comes down from the DOJ. They're totally coordinated in Washington because I'm leading. I'm the leading candidate. I'm leading Biden by 10 points. How do you? I don't know. You guys on the left, honest to God.

And then you put it on and you see supposedly educated people like on TV going, he's committed so many, we're going to save democracy. You're saving democracy by prosecuting your political rivals. Explain that one, Joy Beha, you fat fuck, and the rest of you dirty whores and idiots on MSNBC and the Lester Holtz of the world and ABC. How do you explain that? How do you explain it? This is a witch hunt like nobody's ever seen. I can't do it. I got to have Crowder give me some lessons on that one. All right, let's move on. It's making me fucking angry, that last story. Hey, guys, are you tired of wasting your money on testosterone booster products that don't work?

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with an online rant just hours before he is scheduled to appear in a Manhattan courtroom for the second day of his fake fraud trial. It's a fraud fraud trial. Trump argued that James had provided false and ridiculous information to Judge Engeron, indicating that the former president's net worth was far lower than it actually is. He called on Engeron to terminate his initial ruling of fraud, is what he did. I'm going to fucking smash his fucking face in. It's not a he, it's a she. Oh, you're talking about the judge.

Okay, here's Trump talking about the Attorney General of New York. Okay, here's Trump talking about the Attorney General of New York. But he's been given false information, misleading information, and corrupt information by a very corrupt and incompetent Attorney General, Letitia James. This woman is grossly incompetent. She ran on the basis, I will get Trump without knowing anything about it. Put the cuffs on me.

Isn't that funny, though, huh? Send a black female. Who hates fucking old rich white men more than a black female lawyer? Nick, why do you say that? Ah, shut it. Prove me wrong, you fucking dildo. Oh, I thought you were going to say something. I saw you heading to the mic. I thought you had an answer. Now that it has been agreed in court that Mar-a-Lago

is worth 50 to 100 times the value the racist and incompetent Attorney General of New York State Letitia Peekaboo James ascribed. This is Trump talking. There she is. You fat, nasty, black bitch. Yeah, that's where I was supposed to play. Ascribed to it, 18, she says, $18 million. And likewise, other assets that were valued crazily low by this monster, he says in quotes, that has allowed violent crime in New York City to reach epidemic levels and dangerous illegal migrants to roam free all over our state, not to mention the country. We hope the judge will terminate his first ruling. Somebody point out to me where he was wrong without giving me your talking points from the fucking view of CBS. I can talk like that because there's no audience to yell back at.

that because there's no audience that yell back at me anyways start doing stand-up from here um i just uh like i said a lower court threw out 80 percent of it statute of limitation but doesn't that tell you also the 18 million based on what you just pull a random number out of your ass i don't know where they got that because this this house is like on either side of them that are on a postage stamp of land that are like 40 million. I don't understand how they're going to try to get away. I just, I don't. Other than, and everybody should be disgraced. That's what's disappointing.

People on the left, you just want to win. You don't give a fuck about the country. You just want the power. Nick, that's the same. No, it isn't. No. You don't give a fuck about the country. You just want the power. Nick, that's the same as the rest. No, it isn't. I'm sick of this. I hate Republicans, the ones who have done nothing.

Some of them that go along with the votes. You know. By the way, that's the other thing. McCarthy today, Matt Gates is going after him officially today. Anyways. Matt Gaetz is going after him officially today anyways for those of you guys on Mug Club right now stick around for the second half of the show

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