The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Vows Revenge | Nick Di Paolo Show #1445

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

LIBSYN:(first half story mentions) In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the GA voting fraud facts, Trumps payback and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 Good morning, my neighbors! Hey, fuck you! All right. Welcome to Georgia. State of Georgia. Boy, the whole political world is focused on this state, ain't it? Very interesting. Trump came out last night and said he's got a shitload of evidence that he's going to present this coming Monday proof that there was fraud in Georgia.

And also Rudy Giuliani spoke out. Also, Rudy Giuliani spoke out. As you saw in my brilliant analysis comparing the Gotti thing and the Rico statue, like I said, Giuliani, he was the attorney, district attorney, whatever, fucking attorney in New York, district attorney, who brought down the mob. It was Diane Jackalone who was the judge. But anyways, Giuliani came out with a statement going, nobody knows the Rico statue better than I do. I used it to bring down the mob. And he said, the way this woman is using it is

insane. Of course, he's going to say that, but a lot of people are saying that. Jonathan Turley, Dershowitz, I mean, good legal. And I say, that's fine, everybody. That's fine if it came down to you guys. But it's going to come down to some slob judge, right? Oh, I don't even know how the fuck it works. It's the biggest sham ever. I don't know if he released this on his Twitter or whatnot. When he was on Fox News, he did a deep dive into the Georgia thing, as you remember, it was very controversial. So this was online. I forget who posted it. But this is when he was still on Fox. And again, you guys can, again, the people I'm talking to, you probably watched them and like them. But there are a few scumbags who stumbled over there and said don't.

I'm guessing what he's about, I'm going to show him in this clip talking about Georgia and the fraud. And I'm guessing it might be what Trump's got to reveal this coming Monday or whatever. But here's Tucker Carlson. This clip's about seven minutes long, and I'm going to watch as much as I feel like it. Okay? By the way, I'm burning up right now. Did I tell you I get COVID? I told them, right? Now my wife's got it. She says

I never bring nothing from the road for her. Again, plenty of bars of soap. 102 temperature. So I'm going to rent an RV. I'm going to fucking party tonight. Pick up whores all over the city. She loves that type of shit.

I bring a hole for her. Give her soup. What? All right. Here's Tarka back another day talking about the fraud that went on in Georgia. Go ahead. It now appears there actually was meaningful voter fraud in Fulton County, Georgia, last November. That's where the Dems changed the channel.

It's true. From the beginning, this show has tried to be fact-based when we talk about the 2020 election results. So here's what we know tonight, factually. At least 36 batches of mail-in ballots from the November election were double counted in Fulton County. That's a total of more than 4,000 votes. It gets way better. Those numbers come from a group called Voter GA, which, along with Bob Cheney, sued to get them. Bob Cheney. The final tally from the double counts we know about amounts to more than 3,300 votes

for Joe Biden and 865 votes for Donald Trump. It's going to get better. Now, before you dismiss Bob Cheney and Voter GA as dishonest partisan actors, keep in mind that the strongly leftist center Atlanta Journal-Const, appears to agree with this, at least in outline. The newspaper reviewed the available digital ballot images independently and concluded that hundreds of ballots were improperly duplicated. What does that look like exactly? The Journal-Constitution, I don't know, he just said that. It's no right-wing rag.

Might even mean left. OK, so they fucking questioned it. So I don't know. Go ahead. Well, here's what it looks like at a press conference yesterday. A consultant with voter G.A. called David Cross showed how we can be certain that votes in Fulton County were counted more than once. Watch. What I'm going to show you here is two ballots side by side. It's Pete Rose. One of them is marked for Jason Shaw. It's got a little squiggle mark next to it.

You can see it's got the identical mark on the second one. And the ballot image is stored up here on the top left. So this one over here is scanner 5162. That's scanner number three. Okay. Batch number 235. Image number 19. And that matches 234, image 59.

So you have the same ballot counted twice in the images and counted in the audit. How that's possible, I don't know. Oh, baseless. How's that possible? I don't know. Every American should want to know, because the answer gets to the heart of the integrity of our elections, otherwise known as our democracy. We're not talking about a couple of ballots here.

We're talking about a lot of ballots, at least hundreds of ballots here we're talking about a lot of ballots at least hundreds of ballots involved enough potentially to affect the outcome of the election here's another example number 61, Republican, Republican, Republican, Republican, all the way down to the point where this little spot up in Fannie Willis matches this one over here. There's no question that that ballot was counted twice. So what's the explanation for this? Well, if you ask Fulton County, these discrepancies, the ones you just saw on the screen, were

isolated incidents. Just a handful of bad ballots happens all the time. The county claims any errors were caught in previous recounts. The problem is that neither one of those claims is true. Surveillance footage obtained by Voter GA appears to show large numbers of ballots being scanned multiple times. Watch the lady in yellow. Pay attention to the tape we're showing you to the woman wearing yellow at the desk. Aisha.

According to Voter GA, she slides ballots into a scanning machine, removes the ballots, and then reinserts the same ballots. This happens multiple times. The question is, how many times were those ballots counted? Was each vote counted more than once? I didn't do nothing. I won't answer that question. Now, one way to know the answer would be to check what are called audit tally sheets.

Tellingly, for months after the presidential election, Fulton County failed to provide more than 100,000 of those tally sheets, including 50,000 of them for mail-in ballots. Pause. That's what the Dems call baseless claims. You know, only footage, video. And now the number becomes significant enough to throw it completely. Oh, it's going to get bigger. Go ahead. The Georgia finally forced Fulton County to turn over the tally sheets. The conclusion was stunning. Here's what the audit found.

Quote, seven falsified audit tally sheets containing fabricated vote totals. For example, a batch containing 59 actual ballot images for Joe Biden and 42 for Donald Trump was reported as 100 for Biden and zero for Trump. The seven batches of ballot images with 554 votes for Joe Biden, 140 votes for Donald Trump and 11 votes for Joe Jorgensen. That's a guy with tally sheets in the audit falsified to show 850 votes for Biden, zero votes for Trump, and zero votes for Jorgensen. Wait, did you just follow that? No. How is that not flat-out criminal fraud?

We'd love to know because it certainly sounds like flat-out criminal fraud. We've obtained photographs showing what went on during the recount process for mail-in ballots in Fulton County. These pictures were taken by a whistleblower who participated in the recount. She said she noticed something odd as she did. None of the ballots that she saw had any creases on them. You can see the stacks of unfolded ballots on your screen now. That's strange because, of course, mail-in ballots need to be bent in order to be mailed in. These ballots clearly had never been inside an envelope. And then the whistleblower noticed something else. All of the ballots, the whistleblower tells us, had been filled out by a printer, not by hand.

And many of them supported the exact same candidates, Democrats, including Joe Biden. Voter GA detected a series of other apparent irregularities in the recount. The group's audit found, for example, that, quote, over 200 Fulton County mail-in ballot images contained votes that were not included in the hand-count audit results for the November election. Now, why is that? We don't know. Keep in mind, once again, the results in the state of Georgia were decided by fewer than 13,000 votes. It was a close race.

Every vote mattered. And then there's this. An elections expert called Mark Davis analyzed data from the post office. He found that nearly 35,000 Georgia voters moved out of their county of residence more than a month prior to election day. They were ineligible to vote, and yet they did. They still voted in their old county. 35,000.

That is illegal. It's not a small thing. Violating election law is something we should care about. Oh, it's senseless. And by law, their votes should have been excluded from the total. But they were not excluded. Okay. Why are we okay? That's good.

So, yeah, that's, those are all what the Democrats would call baseless claims. All can be proven with a pen and pencil. So I'm guessing that might be what Trump is going to, you know, it's got to be part of what he's going to show on Monday. Anyways, so it was hardly a clean election down there. But you know what? When you say, hey, you question it, oh, that's the big lie.

The big lie. It's the big lie. Hey, in the second half of the show, I'll be talking about, what am I going to be talking about? I think my boy Vivek, I might get to it this half of the show. He put on a master skills in being a politician at, I think it was the Iowa State Fair, when some woman tried to catch him off guard about trans and stuff.

And he was so intelligent, and the Republicans ought to study it. And I'll be talking about my theory as far as girls that are kind to cube and have nice boobs look for any excuse to go on the internet. You've heard me say this on the show. It's like, oh, you're showing me how to make a BLT, but why are you doing it in your fucking bikini? You know what I mean? Any excuse to show their tits and face. You talk about men's egos. Anyways, there's an article about Gen Z girls who want to get rid of their bras. And it got how many millions, hundreds of millions of views? Yeah, tits don't sell, do they? It just confirmed my point. And it's fine. Get rid of them.

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Oop. They don't say up. Oop. Georgia on my mind. I guess we'll stay right on Georgia on my mind. But do you believe that shit from Tucker? It's all part of the plan. It is.

It really is. We'll stay on that related story. Payback's a bitch, Joe. Former President Donnie Trump vowed to appoint a special counsel to probe the Biden family's overseas business dealings if he wins a second term

in office. Here he is. I think he's singing a Sinatra tune in this clip. Look at him. Johnny Fontaine. Here's what he had to tune in this clip. Look at him. Johnny Fontaine. Here's what he had to say about if he gets back in office. It is now 100% proven that the Biden crime family received more than $20 million from foreign countries while Crooked Joe was vice president, and probably a lot more than that.

That's just the money they found. as vice president, and probably a lot more than that. That's just the money they found. Not one of Joe Biden's defenders has even attempted to explain what Joe and his family did, including his children and his grandchildren. What were they doing getting all of this money? I believe we have a compromised president. He was bribed, and now he's being blackmailed.

This is corruption like our country has never seen before. That is why as soon as I am reelected, I will appoint a real special counsel or maybe you'll call it a special prosecutor, whatever you want to call it, you can. To look at all of these bribes, kickbacks and other crimes, as well as the shameless attempt at a cover up. Justice will be done. The Biden crime family will be looked at. Uh-huh. The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't that be great? While blasting the mounting legal complications in his path to the presidency one day after his most recent indictment, I think I was getting this from the New York Post, and it sounds more left-wing every day, these articles. It's really creepy. Trump claimed President Biden and the Biden crime family

will pay a price for their alleged misdeeds. I would fucking hope so. Back in 2016, election cycle, during the second debate, Trump similarly vowed to appoint a special prosecutor to examine Hillary Clinton's big giant catcher's mitt-like muff. Nope. Her penis. Examine Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server. Ultimately, he never pursued that option as president. President Biden already has a special counsel.

This is the guy writing the article, a woman defending like Biden. Robert Herr, that's a he, woman defending like Biden. Robert Herr, that's a he, tasked with the investigations, the investigating his retention of classified documents. U.S. Delaware attorney David Weiss, the point person in the federal Hunter Biden probe, you know, the one who fucking gave him the sweetheart deal to begin with, was elevated to special counsel status last week. How that is allowed is beyond me, but you know, I went to DeVry. Additionally, congressional Republicans led by House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer, Republican Kentucky, have been scrutinizing the Biden family's

overseas dealings. The White House has adamantly refuted GOP accusations of the Fucking rat anyways. Whole family's all rats. Who'd have brought up to be a rat? The White House has adamantly refuted GOP accusations of the Biden family influence peddling, insisting lawmakers lack proof. To justify his call for a special counsel against the Bidens, Trump pointed to a recent oversight panel report alleging the Biden family and its allies raked in over 20 million dollars they're not the only ones who pointed this out from overseas why would you say that they're lying after fucking after the Russia collusion that destroyed this country for three years uh your stinky fucking impeachments,

burying the laptop story before the election. How in God's name would you fucking believe anything that comes out of the Biden's mouth? The 77-year-old former president, that's Trump, also laid out a litany of accusations alleging President Biden was allowing China and other countries to walk, walk all over the U.S. They're going to pay big, big. I beat big. Maybe the biggest pay they'll ever pay. He also dismissed Weiss's recent elevation to special

counsel as a ploy to block further investigation. You hear the tone of this story? He's just, again, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is baseless. Whether it's this fucking shit on camera, don't you guys see? Well, you're on my side anyways. How do we fucking channel this to the, how do I sneak into Dems' houses when they put on The View today and I'm there fucking, give them a nice scare. That show, how the fuck is that propaganda shit still on? Huh? Whoopi Goldberg is just, I look at her,

and honestly, I think of a sack of shit with dreads. Like a sack of fucking, a wagon of horse manure. With, oh, Joy Behar's 80 years old. That broad's 80. I'll hand it to her. She's pretty fucking sharp, but how sharp do you have to be to lie? I don't know.

I actually thought she was funny when I first moved to New York. There's very few women doing comedy. And then you find out she's a fucking communist. No wonder why they find her funny. Joy, I'm very disappointed in you. No more sex. Hey, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of my show. Everyone else, go to nickdip.com. Join to get my full show. Steven Crowder's show,

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