The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Waiting On Tariff Ruling | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1788

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Lawfare Attacking Trump Agenda, HHS Personnel Attacking RFK JR, Tom The Terrific on Modern Players, Vance Could Advance, FL Says Bye To Vaccine Mandates and Silly Will Thilly! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Oh, one of the best. Anyways, welcome to the live lineup, the only place where you can watch my full show. Full show for free and all those other great shows that are scrolling by right there. If you want to watch ad free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. That's what I'd do. I don't want, I'm the only person in America that doesn't watch TV in real time anymore. I can't pick up my phone during a game because my other family members are texting about the game or whatever to fuck.

And you don't know how many times I forgot. And anyways, excuse me, today I'll be talking about lawfare attacking Trump agenda. You know, biased lib judge. Are there any other kind? And the HHS human health services there, oh, they hate, a thousand of them signed a petition because they want Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Oh, my God. This is hilarious.

Also, Tom Terrific, Tom Brady, the goat, made a statement about modern day players, which I kind of agree with, and, of course, he played under Belichick so I can see why he sees that. And also, Florida made a big decision yesterday as far as vaccines go. Doesn't that all sound exciting?

No, to me either. The fuck am I supposed to talk about? The Kardashians? Yeah. Hey, you know what? If you want to kill yourself, become a influencer on social media. Every day I pick up, influencer dead at 31, influencer dead at 46, Influencer dead at 20. Wow. So there is a god. Influencer, what is that? That means you got a lot of friends on the internet is what that mean.

Although I did read, I'm not doing a story on it, I should have, this black, this little Asian girl, American Asian. Last name is Tay, T-A-Y. I'm guessing you guys, my fans don't know. I'm thinking you think like I do. I don't think you follow it. She's 18, 18 years old, had a kind of a rough upbringing. I think she, you know, sexually assault, whatever. Anyways, she's kind of an influence.

She has a lot of Instagram, but she just started an, only fans account and um are you sitting down because let's say she's a six on a scale of 10 well maybe a little better than anyway 15 million dollars she has made it in two weeks yeah what a patriarchy what a white male dominated society you're lucky of his old white males because that's who's paying that type of shit okay you're lucky we're horny to we go to the grave because it ain't young guys throwing, although with the internet

in its reach, it could be. $15 million in two weeks? And then she's complaining that she's like, but now people are following me and stuff? I don't give a shit. Anybody out there, I wish we could take a poll. I want to do it an only fence.

I'll wear skippy underwear. Not full front of noted. That'll cost me my job at CBS News. It's going to be you sitting on the couch. Watching the football. No, I'm going to give them what they want, me cooking and a speedo. We'll do Nick's bitch in kitchen, I'll do it in a one piece.

I'll tuck the package between my legs like the guy. I fuck me. It puts the lotion on my dick. Anyways, 15, I can't even, that just shows you how valuable. I've been meaning to write this bit for years. about a woman, you know, what they have between the legs is... It's the reason civilization evolved. It's why guys want to earn money, become powerful.

It all goes back to that. I don't give a fucking everything. I mean, just think about how in demand that is. And I used to laugh. I'd watch a tonight show and a hot brab or come out. They have to cross their legs immediately to hide what they have there. As opposed to us guys, we can sit like we're having a pap smear.

Nobody gives a shit. literally you have to it's like you have the winning powerball ticket stapled to your crotch the winning ticket 1.4 billion you know i mean we got a roll of canadian nickels it's just uh what a burden to walk around with that and that's how you can explain making two i mean 15 million in two weeks i still almost don't believe it i i i Only fans. I'm going to stop one called Only Creeps. Only Cougars.

A layer on in a nice bathing suit. I'm still I'm hanging in there. I'm all dehydrated. I actually have a six-pack. That's great. It's 63 and married 20 years. What am I going to do with that? What the fuck?

What is that? What is that? Might as well be a fucking case of Bud Light. God darn it I don't know Again took a freaking ambient last night This ain't the ambient I used to take

I don't know what the fuck my wife got some type of Faggy Ambien This ain't The other Ambien used to I mean you could cut my leg off while I was sleeping I wouldn't feel it This one Waking up at 4th

There's something in turn It's a shrink I don't need a pill I need whatever the fuck's eating away up me. Okay? So I'm sure I'll get to that because I don't believe in that either. I've tried therapy. The talking cure, they call it. I call it a rip-off. How does that make you feel? That's all done. That's how I answered. Angry. Every time she asked me that.

How does that make you feel? It's you and your wife's 25th anniversary. How does it make you feel? Angry. The Patriots won, 63 to nothing. How does that make you feel angry? What? You fucking heard me.

I don't know what's eating away at me. It's that fucking rotten DePaolo gene. I say DePaolo, by the way. It's not how you pronounce my name. It's DePaolo. But after everybody's saying DePaolo, I have to fuck. I just give in. Now I'm saying it wrong.

Another reason to get off the planet. What a cherry show, huh? Thought I'd end the day on a sour note. Let's get to it. Trump, Blatt. Oh, by the way, the Red Sox could smoke by the Guardians last night, 7 to 1. But they would do.

They're frigging. They've got like the best record in baseball since end of June. Whatever the frick. Anyways. Oh, and did I mention Roman Anthony's out four to six weeks? No. That long. God forbid.

Yeah. Oblake. they think, you know, he's 21 years old, so they do heal much quicker, but that's what they're saying right now. Perfect, huh? Hopefully we'll have him for the playoffs. All right, let's get on to it. Let's talk about, again, Tulane Field Hockey. I lost six grand last night. Girls, Tulane. Trump blast court's ruling that most of his tariffs are illegal. This is insane, man. Anyways, the Trump administration asked the Supreme Court Wednesday. Remember, we have more. conservatives on there but then you never know these wild cards like roberts which way they're

going to swing ask the supreme court wednesday to quickly make a decision on whether president trump has the authority how come can i ask a question this has come up a million times in the last two years whether the president has the authority or not are you going to tell me he or the people that surround him the legal experts don't consult the constitution before they make these decisions of Of course they do. Again, it's all a goddamn play, I swear to God. Donald Trump, I wonder if he has the authority to impose his sweeping. And again, I take this out of, I don't know where I got this, but it ain't a left-wing paper.

And the wording sounds like, you know, it sounds like that, now the Wall Street Journal. Whether he has the authority to impose his sweeping tariffs under federal emergency law. And he's waiting. Trump's waiting. He goes, we need a decision now. We get shit in the works. Come on, let's go, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! That's him and Biden's vet, he stole.

This appeal is a result of federal appeals court. Are there any appeals court that don't lean 4,000 pence? To the left? Seven to four, that a vast majority of Trump's tariffs were illegal, according to the 1977 International Emergency Economic Powers Act. Let me see, 77. Hmm. Wasn't that Jimmy Carter?

Yeah. Even though it allowed the duties to remain until the case was resolved. So he did it under the emergency. It explains it. Many states and small businesses challenged Trump. Did they? First of all, I've got to take your word on that, too. Many small businesses and states challenge Trump's tariffs in a lawsuit saying they

were causing serious economic harm. That's funny. Inflation is fucking low. That's kind of funny. And I remember his first administration, we had the greatest economy in the history of any country. Literally. They couldn't even argue that. So I'm supposed to believe it's different now?

The Trump administration, I don't believe the small business that are unhappy. Maybe they are. I mean, my muffin shop is doing wonders down on Main Street. The Trump administration, however, countered the appeal arguing that strike and down the tariffs could cause serious economic harm. That decision casts a Paul. Not like Paul, as in Peter and Paul, a few people who, P-A-L-L Paul. In Boston, we say Paul, everybody else says Paul, of uncertainty upon ongoing for negotiate.

He's got all these deals in the works. Do you understand that depend on all this? You saw the billions we've already brought in. But let's stop with that. Let's find these fucking judges. on these appeal courts. Nobody ever see that either, right? Why doesn't Fox or News 1 or Max,

whatever the fuck, those are supposedly right wing, why don't you guys find out where these kids, these judges went to school, what they look like? You know what, you don't have to. I can already picture it. Probably predominantly female, fucking big nose, thick glasses, and no tits.

What are you trying to say? They are the cancer. Nothing more dangerous to their fucking democracy than an ugly broad with brains. Touche. Touche. I guess. That's French for it.

Touche. Uncertainty upon ongoing former negotiations the president has been pursuing through tariffs over the past five months jeopardizing both already negotiated framework deals and ongoing negotiations. The Trump administration argued

in its appeal. The stakes in this case could not be higher. That's a quote. Here is former deputy independent, when you hear counsel, folks, that's just a lawyer. Okay? When you hear deputy, it's not the top guy. It's the second guy. When you hear independent, that's bullshit. Although this guy saw, and I'm not making this name up, Saul Weisenberg.

I'm not making that up. I mean, why didn't you just name himself bagel and cream cheese? Holy moly. That's a keeper. Isn't it? I don't know. I can't tell any more. All as I know is, look, I always, I want Jews handling this type of stuff that are conservative, super smart. Anyways, Saul spelled S-O-L, maybe it's Seoul. Maybe his mother was Spanish and like the son. I don't know.

Anyways, here he is explaining exactly why, how this works, as far as Trump using the emergency acts. He's going to say something that Congress used to handle this shit, but Congress, let the presidents, and this is over the years, handle a lot of it himself, and blah, blah, blah. Go ahead, Sol. And what the court ruled is the statutory interpretation, not a constitutional interpretation by the Federal Circuit. And what they said was, you were not.

So it's by the Federal, sir, it's not a constitutional, but that's what they always throw in there. This is unconstitutional. So I guess you can argue it. But anyways, go ahead, Sol. to President Trump, you were not given the power under this particular act. The act is called the International Economic Emergency Powers Act or Emergency Economic Powers Act. And what the court said was, you know, what the court reminded the president was that

all constitutional power to enact tariffs resides in Congress. But what's happened. No, I said, but. It is Congress has delegated an enormous amount of that authority to the president in various statutes. But the court said they didn't do it here. If Congress is going to give the president the power under this particular act to impose tariffs, they've got to say so unambiguously. And it was a seven to four decision, very strong decision.

It's going to be very interesting to see what the Supreme Court does here. It's not necessarily something that's going to be a win for the president. them. Why didn't Congress give them those powers? The fuck, we control it. You know what I mean? I don't want to get two in the weeds here.

That's not what this show's about. This is as deep as I get. I want to get in the fucking weeds. But all you guys have to know is every time Trump does something that's good for this country, it's shot down by an appeals court where all the broads look like Ruth Buzzy and men, dorks.

They just hate him. him for everything he stands for. They'll put that in front of this country doing great. I'm so tired of saying, it really, silver war would be much quicker. Let's get it on. We don't want that. Although, legal experts have noted that the government has also warned that if the courts strike down these tariffs, the United States Treasury could be forced to refund billions that have already been collected. I dare you. Now, I was reading the paper today on the internet, I say the paper.

Some of the court justice were saying, well, they're actually, it's becoming dangerous to be on this court because they get death threats all the time. If they side with Trump, I'd like to hear it the other way. If you don't side with them, you should get some. How about that? I'm above equity, it's called. Spread the fucking danger equally. you better what's the point of friggin busting your balls to get a conservative leaning court and again i don't understand why congress didn't delegate to the president on this i don't

the supreme court is expected to decide soon what are they day-to-day with a hamstring whether they will take up the case directly which will potentially set up a major ruling on the limits of presidential power over trade or are they going to give it to judge joe for next Wednesday on this show. I heard his ratings are in the turlick. Anyways, so we already get billions coming in, but let's put that in jeopardy. I just don't think the American people are going to stand for it. You know what I mean? At some point, they're going to go, okay, do that. We're not paying on fucking taxes. And Trump would be right with us going, good for you. You're a podcast listener, and this is a podcast ad heard only in Canada. Reach great Canadian listeners like yourself

with podcast advertising from Libson ads. Choose from hundreds of of top podcasts offering host endorsements or run a pre-produced ad like this one across thousands of shows to reach your target audience with Libson ads. Email Bob atlibson.com to learn more. That's B-O-B at L-I-B-Sy-Y-N.com. Anyways, let's move on to some more anti-Trump administration hate. HHS, that's Health and Human Services Agency, clashing with RFK Jr. over bullshit. is what I put in there. Over 1,000 current and former employees

with the Department of Health and Human Services have signed an open letter demanding that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. resign as health secretary. And, of course, he's saying, you. Kiss my ass. It'll be more like, kiss, kiss my ass. I lost my aunt, my uncle and my father.

You've got, suckers. the letter from the group Save HHS that's a group somebody made up we'll show you the broad who pulled it up and once again ugly than a stump fence also something else on her face

that tells me how she voted anyways the letter from the group Save Health Human Services accused Kennedy of endangering Americans' health in aiding in the violation of the United States Constitution once again they bring up the Constitution and the letter was sent to the Senate Committee

on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions, as well as the Senate Committee on Finance and the House Committee on Energy and Commerce. What the fuck's that got to do with it? Our oath requires us to speak out when the Constitution is violated and the American people are put at risk, the letter said. First of all, you just made up this group.

How do you have any poll what's constitutional and what's not. It's like a fucking club and a tree house. Thus, we warn the President, Congress, and the public that Secretary Kennedy's actions

are compromising the health of this nation. Are they really? By him getting rid of red dye number nine and telling the truth about vaccines, and that's where this lies, by the way. Here is Aaron

that's A-R-Y-N, like Aryan race. Aaron Melton Backus. One of the leaders of Save HHS to explain her hairdo. No, explaining why she's a fucking idiot. Okay, first of all, what is she?

Maybe 30, 28? 30? She's got a ring in her fucking nose. I don't eat the hair anymore. You're stupid. Nick, you can't preach. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. She doesn't know shit about life. Look at her. She looks like Ebstein.

from Welcome Back Carter. If you guys remember that show, that's a very funny reference. Here she is, obviously, being asked some real hard-hidden questions, I'm sure, by this left is broad on the left. Yeah, I think there's just a big level of concern among current and former employees at HHS about what we see is the direction of the agency since January. You've got a ring in your nose, no makeup, and you're doing that fried voice. You're a walking cliche.

You're a walking fucking cliche. If I wanted your opinion, I could you get it at Savannah State College. Go ahead, mop top. A lot of chaos and confusion among employees myself. I was fired. This chaos and confusion at the H.H. Yeah, we haven't heard about that, even from MSNBC. But this chaos and confusion, what's going on?

Is there a food fight in the kitchen? Go ahead, douche, man. Twice from the agency, so I was terminated in the probationary. She was terminated twice. And then once again during the reduction in force in April and has just caused a lot of confusion and issues among people. Pause. Now, a real, a real journalist would go, well, what issues and what concerns? Get specific mop top, right?

None of that. She sits there, CBS, tell us one. Go ahead. Programs have been paused, grants have been terminated, in some cases, communications have not been able to go out. And then, as you mentioned, just last month, there was a shooting at the CDC, which resulted in the loss of a police officer. Pause. Remember that? A couple weeks ago, shooting at the CDC. Remember in Atlanta and a security guy got killed? And she's trying to say that has something to do with RFK Jr. Just right there alone, folks, her mic should be cut off. and then her head

again an unfuckable got a chip on her shoulder hates the right because we stand for that male patriarchy shit that made the country so it's as simple as that am I over simplified no it's that fucking simple

don't want to hear from you go home to your life partner play with that two-headed dildo you got anything else more that's it good she was making me queasy fucking who gives a fuck

what you think. Boy, I love that. Hear that eight times in my house from my wife. Anyways, HHS Communications Director Andrew Nixon said in a statement to ABC News that the CDC, and this is a quote by him, has been broken for a long time. And it'll take sustained reform and more personnel changes to restore trust, which is exactly right. And then he goes on to say, from his first day, me and RFK, Jr., pledged to check his assumptions at the door,

and he asked everybody at HHS colleague to do the same. The commitment to evidence-based science is why in just seven months he went on to say he and the HHS team have accomplished more than any health secretary in history in the fight to end the chronic disease epidemic and make America healthy again. On Tuesday, Kennedy published an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal

accusing the CDC of squandering, in quotes, public trust, adding that he was appointed by Trump to restore that trust and return the CDC to its core mission. This has a lot to do with vaccines and COVID and shit, and he's exposed in all the baloney, and that team is still alive, shitting their pants. It's unreal, man. she's upset because a new guy came in as the head of the HHS

and is making changes that people have wanted for years except the Fauci's of the world and you know because China was right on the show weren't they oh that was the World Health Organization yeah so but she's let's get a group together and get a petition have 40 million people sign it

I'm glad about something. I haven't found out what in life? Did I tell you, the Red Sox blew it? And by the way, Duran, again, great play. Fat enough for him, I get out. I still see him maybe getting moved because we got so much talent in the Elfiel.

But I digress. Let's stay with sports, though. Tom Terrific's take. As you know, the goat, Tom Brady, future NFL Hall of, are you sure? I don't know. I think it's on the fence. Look at this, they had to, and I read this, they had to go through 7,100 hours of photographs to find him not happy. This is one they came up with, and this is him watching his ex-wife leave with a judo instructor at a target.

future NFL, NFL, boy, the caffeine, NFL Hall of Fame, and Fox Sports Analyst, Tom Brady has delivered a direct assessment of the modern player that is likely to leave some a bit upset. So I read that and I go, this will be interesting. And it wasn't anything, I thought he, you know, I thought he said, you know, something, I don't know, I'd like to see more white guys. Something interesting. Anyway, speaking to Kevin Hart on the comedian's podcast. Good thing Kevin's doing a podcast, huh? Because we don't see enough of him. Every commercial during NFL season.

And I like Kevin. Know him. Showed up at the table of the comedy seller when he was an unknown. We loved him right away because he was busting balls like he knew us his whole life. And he's a Philly guy. And I'm glad for him. I'm just say. Once a black person makes it and show business,

it might as well be a civil servant. They'll keep you busy for the rest of your life. Anyway, speaking to Kevin Hart on the comedians podcast, cold as balls. All right, Kev. Brady was asked his take on today's game and the modern player, and this is what terrific Tom said. I think there's more challenges for the generation of quarterbacks in some ways.

Yeah, yeah, there's women throwing pussy all over the place after the game, as opposed to Johnny Unitius when he played. There was a fat coat check girl going, can I get your autograph? But for the guys that take advantage of it, I think it's more opportunities for them too. I think there's a lot of opportunity for them to succeed and at the same time,

there's challenges because there's a lot more distractions that I just mentioned one of them, didn't I? Oh, for you. A lot more distractions? Yes, doing commercials and, well, I mean, he did all. that too, but he played under Belichick. Okay? Belichick was not

what they call a fucking players coach. Belichick was cut right out of the Vince Lombardi. Do your job and get the fuck off the... He fucking... He treated Brady like everybody else. They would bang heads every fucking day. So Tom says,

whereas opposed to saying, hey, you better come in and get the work done to your quarterback. It's kind of like, hey, you probably should do this. And that's true. That's how they... That's fine. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags.

That was Bill Parcell. He has a cold. It's true. I'm watching baseball now. It has seeped into our sports, which I always say is a microcosm of our society. I see a guy sliding to second base, and he bumped the guy a little bit, and he catches him and pats him on the ass. It's just...

Huh? Yeah, wearing a good guy. goddamn oven it that's 11 inches long, sort of gives you an advantage sliding in and the bases of the size of a pizza box. What the fuck? Anyways, that's true, though. You know, instead of saying,

once again, to me, it's the white establishment capitulating. Because let's be honest, most of the sports, except for hockey, black and bright, you're not going to tell me what to do. That might be a take that you go, and 10 years you'll go, yeah, I'll be dead. I won't be able to hear it. The guys that are really gone have,

the guys that are really going to have the great work ethic, the other ones who are going to be able to succeed. Well, that's true in any generation, Tom. Really. You know, one player Brady believes has the type of worth ethic not only to succeed, but perhaps duplicate history. See, they have to work that angle in, too. They want Mahomes to be the next Brady so frigging bad.

I'm not the only one saying that. Go on the internet, people, you know, NFL fan. they want him to be, and I love Mahomes. He's a good dude. But I look at his body with a shirt off. He's not, he doesn't have a work ethic off the field. Looks like he's been living on jalapeno paas and pancakes. I don't really see V, but obviously, it's true, though.

You've got to do your homework. People think football plays, you know, idiots, not especially a quarterback. But he's a big fan of Mahomes. And they probably gave him a bonus. to say that. He said he had a will to win. He's got a desire every time he takes the field to be a great leader. It's just everything he says is the right thing. Apparently not. Remember he said something political and he got a shit lot. I think he was defending Trump or something. Anyways, yeah, they're coddled more today, obviously. But like I said,

Brady played under Belichick. He's fucking old school. Are you excited about Belichick's next game at UNC? Oh my God. There, we're on to Albany State. Let's move on back to politics, because J.D. Vance could advance in 2028. Vice President J.D. Vance, who we think looks like a Civil War general. I friggin' love him. I like what, again, why? He grew up in poverty. See, that was always a big thing for the left. This guy, he didn't have it easy grown. Bill Clinton, remember? Grew up in Arkansas, poor, blah, blah.

Now they hate this guy. Meanwhile, his mother was a drug addict. No dad, Appalachian fucking shithole. And he's the American dream. Becomes a Marine author, went to Yale. And they're trying to throw that in his face. Oh, he's not a regular guy. He went to, mama me.

Anyways, J.D. Vance handily defeated Governor Gavin Newsom across seven battleground states in a theoretical presidential election matchup. Now, don't get all excited. because the numbers, to me, are still questionable. Plymouth Union Public Research, as you know, they do great work. Who the fuck are they? Conducted a poll across Arizona, Georgia. These are swing states.

Michigan, North Carolina, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Seven key battleground states that could decide if Republicans would hold the White House after Trump wraps up his second term. Yes, sir. across seven battleground states, 51% of likely voters said they would prefer to vote for Vance. Well, 49% would vote for Newsom. Now, I don't care if the sample was only 12 people.

Are you fucking... How can Newsom get 49% in any poll as far as favorability or thinking he could do the... How is that possible? That's why I believe this is all. shit. It doesn't, like to say, polls don't reflect people's opinions. It shapes them. I really do. I think this is absolute horseshit. And they start early. They go, just to let the Dems, you know, believe that, hey, we're still in this, no matter how bad we fucked. I swear to God,

it starts now and it'll go on until 2028. 48. 49% would vote for Newsom. I'd like to meet you and shoot you. The survey found that Vance won the election in five out of the seven swing states. It should be 11 out of the seven. It also found that Vance is winning Democrats at a higher clip or 9% than Newsom winning Republicans at 7%. Oh, really? Everything is just a cunt hair away after what we observed. How is that even possible? Even this stupid, meaningless poll. You have to be kidding me. When polling presidential candidates, 27% of voters had a very favorable

image of the vice president and 21% favorable view of Newsom. I can see why. He's done a bang-up job as governor He's a fag. Maybe. That's where he's getting his pull. This is a chart showing my cholesterol. The red

is the bad cholesterol. The light green is the good. And the black is what I pope out in the morning. On the Averse, on the obverse side? Is that a new word? 45% of voters had a negative view of Newsom, giving Vance a 3% net positive image.

What? In contrast to the vice presidents, 16% of voters had a very favorable view of the governor of California. 21% had a somewhat favorable view of him. 25% had never heard of the leader of the, yeah, they're all fucking illegals. who got here eight minutes ago.

They know who Biden is had never heard of the leader of the Golden State. While 14% had somewhat negative view him, how was that not 114%? It just shows, man. And 24% had a very unfavorable image of news.

The poll was conducted after Trump said that Vance could most likely be the heir apparent to lead the MAGA movement. Right away, they get nervous We better take a poll see if that's right. And I'm sorry.

Those numbers have to be a lot better than that. I just don't. Well, I think most likely, in all fairness, he's the vice president, Trump said. What? Oh, meaning. Then he says, but Trump also said, I think Marco is also somebody that maybe would get together with Jady in some form. I said that yesterday on the show, what a ticket that would make. I don't care who's at the top of that ticket, by the way.

I like those guys equally. An Emerson College poll released in July found that Vance could beat Newsom and other potential Democrat presidential candidates, including AOC. There she is going, that's not how you make an old-fashioned.

And Pete, I like Jiz Buttigieg. There he is. Vance also handily won the conservative political action CPAC conference. We know that. Our father Who art in heaven It can't be

They can't be that many dumb people Then again California is one of the biggest As a huge population By the way North Carolina does have Charlotte next You keep using Charlotte as a In your joke on Bella chick's response

No I'm saying it because I know that Yeah I saw it right after they lost last week I looked ahead you know and I'm like God what if it's like you know whoever

banned the bill to somebody you know they got Clemson coming up in a couple games yeah well I already saw the line on that it's

it's UNC plus 106 I'm still going the other way let's move on to a state that knows its shit and also

to me the guy who runs it could also be a good president Florida says bye-bye to vaccine mandates. As you know some states still have federal vaccine mandate which isn't fucking saying to me after what

we've learned them on. Florida Surgeon General Joseph Alatapo seen here coming in second in a Dave Chappelle look alike made a major announcement

concerning mandatory vaccinations during a press conference on Wednesday, which was met with enthusiastic applause from the audience. I know what that sounds like. Stop it. Latterpoe began his speech by praising Governor Ron DeSantis for resisting government overreach during the COVID era. I think we should all applaud. Remember? And do you remember? I remember that when the fucking COVID hit and DeSantis. That's not how we're doing it. And everybody's like, he's nuts. He's nuts. That's, that's, to me, is one of the best things you ever did. Anyways, here is the Florida, Florida Surgeon General talking about the vaccines and the mandates.

The Florida Department of Health, in partnership with the governor, is going to be working to, to end all vaccine mandates in Florida law. All of them. All of them. Every last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain and slavery. Who am I as a government? How do you work slavery into it? Or anyone else?

Or who am I is a man standing here now to tell you what you should put in your body. I tell my wife what to put in a body every morning. To tell you what your child should put in your body i don't have that right your body your body is a gift from god what you put into your apparently you haven't seen jerry nadler with his shirt off that was a gift from fucking lucifer all right let her roll i like this body what you put into your body is because of your relationship with your body and your god i don't have that right government does not have that

right they want you to believe they have that right isn't it nice to hear a nice black fella highly educated and and right on the money and there's a lot more than you think you know and even the street brothers are like fuck uh biden they've finally woken up thanks to the internet um they were voting for the wrong party for thousands of years. But you've got to love DeSantis in Florida. They seem to be ahead of everybody. Think about him as president, too. He said they don't have the right. Do not give it to them. Take it away from them, he declared. And we're going to be starting that right here in Florida. He emphasized the importance of allowing Americans to make informed decisions about vaccines. And I'm sorry, folks, but anecdotal, but I said my two brother-in-laws, they're a little older than me.

had they were healthy they had to get the shot i think was mandated by the both have uh little issues with their you know heartbeats and whatnot what a coincidence anyways laddipo explained that the florida department of health has the power to initiate the process by eliminating rules established under the previous administration that required certain vaccines i again i i'm not a lawyer I'm not a constitutional scholar, because I never know where the rights and the federal government and the states starts. It's kind of, I know it's supposed to be, the states are supposed to be like petri dishes for democracy. I know all that shit. But so does my bathroom drain.

You see this shit grow? It will be wonderful for Florida to be the first state to do it, he said. Hey, everybody. We're all going to get late. that's a big deal I wonder if there's going to be other states that follow suit that's a that's TV talk follow suit which means that California will just double down

and make them more mandatory well now why are you saying that they're pretty open-minded out there good good let them do that I told you I don't know who it was I don't put was Malone some expert MRNA expert said as far as people dying young because of a vaccine, he said, we're just at the tip of the iceberg. I remember, I said this on a show probably six months ago. People are going to be dropping like flies. I really believe that, man. I don't know. Finally tonight, I had to do this.

It took place in New Jersey, but it cracked me up. Willie Philly, that's the guy's name, or Tilly, Willie Tilly acting silly. A man in New Jersey, this just to me. me summed up the times we're living in as far as politics, whether it's local, federal. This is on a political, a local, a man in New Jersey running for a committee in his township. Why would you want to do that? Look, crashed a town hall meeting by bizarrely slipping into a sloppy breakdance routine before delivering a tirade against increased taxes. That'd be funny, right? See Trump doing the electric slide

before he talks about tariffs. A stunt, he regularly performs at the public hearings. Everybody wants to be famous, I swear to God. And he knows he's going to go viral for this. Maybe that's how you get coverage. You know what I mean? My fucking white guy, like in his 50s,

breakdancing. You're about, first of all, you're 40 years late with that shit. Pick something else. Do the robot. That's current. Will Tilly, a resident of Township of Cranford, sashed up to the podium. Well, you're not gay, I saw the clip,

sashayed up to the podium during a town hall meeting on Tuesday, but stopped a few feet away and tried to break dance. Co-founder witnesses clamped their hands over their mouths that people sitting at the meeting as they tried not to laugh. while others had to look away. I didn't see nobody looking away. Look at this guy. Here's right, dance.

He carried on for almost a whole minute, bopping along to nothing but the tune of his own shoes skidding against the floor. I love the fact that he's done this before, and they still let him in. Tillie finally started speaking and walked the unwilling audience through his recent,

vacation in Mexico what is he doing it's all over the map that's what he should have been dancing what do you call that you know castanette chas chacha macha macha la chaps

anyhow Dallas did all that shit at his wedding unbelievable it's like dancing with the freaks over there throwing his wife around and shit we're all holding our breath fucking she's gonna be paralyzed it's very impressive by the let's move on to a by the way

so there's no pizza there but it's a beautiful town he's talking this is the guy talking about his trip to Mexico to the people at this meeting in front of this committee there's no pizza there but it's a beautiful town with lots of history first of all I'm not going to a place where there's no pizza

I'd eat even Mexican pizza I'd eat and I'm and they're good with tomatoes and Mexicans not it I can't believe that's anyway Tilly asked and he want to He said, anyone here afraid of flying? You're doing set?

I know. This is open mic. Give him the light. Give him the hook. So he asked, anybody here afraid of flying? His flubbed crowdwork attempts were consistently met with silence. Whoever wrote this hates this fucking guy, obviously. Then he did this.

Did you know I can do the backspin? Anybody? Want to him to do the backspin? No? You know, like a backman? I'm going to do a backhand. Look at the people in the crowd. They don't know what to do.

Watch this. The only way that could have been funnier is if he had no pants and underwear on and just spun with his ass cheat, his whole, yeah, squeaking and his asshole exposed to the people in the pews at church there. Finally, he returned to the podium on his feet. This guy's certifiable. But he's sort of making a point. Like, this is all silly.

I hope that's his point. I mean, I heard Dancing with the Stars already called his house and said, stay away from the studio. Anyways, he returned to the podium on his feet and stared the town officials, stared down the town officials in front of him. So he does this spin thing, gets up, goes to the podium,

he goes, why did our taxes go up so much? He asked plainly. Can you imagine being on the committee? You're like, well, we could tell you there without you're breaking into that silly dance, you bitch. What are you doing? Finley added Finley added, it's not

Finley, it's Thilly, folks. Dilly added, or Tilly, added that his taxes went up by around $900, and that residents weren't told the increase was from the schools or something. At the end of his outlandish oration, this guy, whoever wrote this

hated him, Tilly moon walked away in silence. How do you not show that part? You got to kind of like this guy. I don't know who. Again, in this land of mediocrity we live in, if I'm sitting home and I live in that town or whatever fuck and I don't like the taxes going up

and they're not letting you know why. And I saw this guy, you got my vote, you silly bastard. Wasn't I fucking, I had to throw that in there. It's like the world we live in. I'm picturing like John Hancock and Thomas Jefferson, Adams, all serious with their feather pens and his Hamilton is doing a spin. Watch this, fellas.

You know, Jefferson and Washington, he's a fan. I think he's a, I think he'd like this feather on his bowls. Anyways, how fucking silly. But I say vote for a guy. What was his name, Tilly? Tim Tilly, Millie. What is it? Mill.

Willie Tilly. I mean, how's that not going to win? The slogan. You're silly if you don't vote for Willie Tilly. There you go. That's it. That's it, folks, for the week. How about that?

You got Monday, I mean, excuse me, you got NFL debuting first game tonight. A really important matchup. The Vikings and the Bears, who gives a shit? Again, and you've heard me talking about, after watching college football, it's very hard for me. And yes, I'm in that pool again that Artie used to make fun of me. And, you know, the first week

when you know nothing about any of the teams, I remember two years ago, I wrote all the team's names down on paper, crumpled them up and put them in the bag, and I picked them out that way. And I think I did better than when I actually read about it, and it's really fucking. Also, the Powerball

bought 40 tickets. yesterday. That's 80 bucks. You know, because it's over a billion. It's over a billion. I won't play with it's a 500 million. I can't use 500 million, but a billion. Isn't that fucking stupid? But it's so funny.

Yeah, so my wife filled out whatever. It's $2 a number, right? Yeah, so it was 40. So I had 20 numbers. She had 20. And we did the kind where you pick them. I always let the machine pick. And I know I hear out there, I know the odds are almost impossible. What do you get to lose? fucking 80 bucks

I'm fucking loaded you know that look at this shirt it's almost 11 bucks but I get up this morning and that's the first headline I read nobody wins powerball it's going up to whatever I didn't even get the pleasure of

but I still should look right because you can win other smaller prizes like you know five dollars Mountain Dew why Mountain Dew he can win Mountain Dew

he can win Mountain Duke anyway guys, yeah, it's 1 and 292 million. You know, and I said to my wife, just picture that, 292 million people. You're standing there with 292 million people, and God's going to go, I want her. Maybe if she takes a shirt off. That's it, folks. I don't know what else to say.

You get the, like I said, a mediocre matchup tonight, and I guess the NFL gets in full swing on Sunday, but call football on Saturday. And that's what I do now. I get so filled up on, you know. I thought I had something else. Nothing. Tour dates. Oh, Jesus.

Tour dates. September 18th, Hyene is in Dallas, Texas. And then the next two nights after that, 19 and 20th of September, I'll be at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City. And then, October 3rd, Arlington, Draft House, Arlington, Virginia, tour dates. October 16th is tour dates. I'm like Biden.

I'm reading the shit. Tour dates, pause. October 16th, emphasis. Zanis, Nashville, smile like you want to go on the road. And like I said, get a good look at me because how many people out there? Answer on, by the way, you can answer online. I want me to write a book.

Answer online. I know I got one in me that could be the funniest thing ever. and buy something at the you know what at the gift shop I have you know those snow globes we got those it's me cutting the lawn you shake it in the anyways you guys think it I'll say

you're very welcome have a great weekend everybody and we'll see you back here on Monday bye bye hi good night everybody Oh, I'm going to be. I don't know. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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