The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump: We’re Taking Back Capitol | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1776

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Kash Cleaning House, Trump Cleaning D.C., A Butch Ump, A Doctor’s Naked Time, Boxing Brain Bleeds and A Tiger Harbors Killers! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LI...NEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 POMAYORILEEN SULLIVAN I'm smart. Like everybody says, like don't, I'm smart, and I want the sticks. Oh, don't sell out your family. Hi, folks. Welcome on a Monday. Welcome to the Rumble Live lineup
Starting point is 00:00:53 where you get top streaming shows. Like louder with Crowder, which is a juggernaut. Russell, brand, Tim, pool. These are heavy hitters. And all the other guys you see scrolling by. And if you want to see all the shows commercial free and get extra content,
Starting point is 00:01:08 you can sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget, you can download the Rumble app. And it's all free, isn't it? That's what they say? I believe so. Seriously, how are you going to be better than that? Today I'll be talking about boy Cash Patel. He's following up on his promises.
Starting point is 00:01:24 He said he was going to go after these jerkoffs. I gave Trump a hard time. And it looks that way. Trump, speaking of Trump, he says cleaning up DC will be easy peasy calling in the big boys. And we got the first female umpire made her debut slash he made her debut
Starting point is 00:01:41 slash he made her debut. Shee he, I don't know. An MLB baseball and we'll show you her first call. Not exactly anything to brag about, but I guess I'm supposed to say good for her and shit. I'll get to that in a few seconds. That's it. So how are you guys doing?
Starting point is 00:01:57 Thank you to the people that came out to sidesplitters in Tampa, both Friday and Saturday night. Friday night, a couple tables from being sold out, Saturday night, complete is sold out.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And I just, let me tell you, the comics, you can hear them, and you'll see them on podcast now. Everybody loves this club because it's just a meat and potatoes the way they used to do it,
Starting point is 00:02:20 you know, 80s and 90, just a no glamour comedy club, but not a dump, right? Just, and not too fancy. And I always killed there. So does Bobby Kelly. And if you're because basically the audience is New Yorkers and Bostonians.
Starting point is 00:02:36 It's fucking great. And I love it when New York has come up. You know, a few guys from Brooklyn and Tank Topps, fucking negative body fact. It's like, what are you doing? But yeah, thank you guys for coming out. Murdered both times. Got a lot of new premises out there. I might have to throw something together for you, folks,
Starting point is 00:02:58 since everybody else seems to be doing it, but it doesn't make it shit stuff. Me and Colin Quinn have this conversation every day. We talk each other out of it. But it was a good trip. Yeah. Once again, God bless Savannah Airport. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Once again, I fucking park where I always do. And I get a little bit of a walk. And nobody, I saw nobody in the parking garages, which are full. I get into the friggin' place, go up the escalator, nobody in front of me, walk another 150 yards, take a ride, there's TSA, you go in, nobody in front of me. One guy's waiting for me. Guy goes over here. Where the fuck else does that ever happen? He goes over here.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I go, I'm punk. Me? I was in shock. And then on the way home, I'm sitting in the first seat of the plane. Lock at thing lands. Connected, you know. Why, they don't have a flight direct from Tampa? connected
Starting point is 00:03:57 they open the thing when we land I sprint out of there everybody else is still reaching for their shit I'm running through the airport like OJ with a white woman's head under his arms and Savannah you're probably at your car before the last person even get on the plane oh god yes
Starting point is 00:04:14 oh fuck you shit me I'm open my front door my house I fucking sprint to the car and even then when you're leaving you get those gates you have to pay your ticket thing I have it so easy And yes, I know I still piss him on
Starting point is 00:04:31 because it wasn't like to have for 30-something years for me, so I think you understand. And a cranky baby in first, I don't know why babies are allowed in first class. I just thought, you know, we're paying extra money for comfort that jerk-offs don't have in the back. When I say jerk-offs, I sat back
Starting point is 00:04:48 there for 30-something years, so I can say that now. I still am a jerk-off, according to the people in first class. Look at a Again, he's pretending to read. Yeah, but the girl caught me. The baby, I was being, you know, I'm tired. I don't sleep well. I'm cranky.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Fucking baby kept, ah. Change it up if you're a baby. Don't make the same sound a hundred times. You know, throw a few woo-woo-woo's in there, like the three stooges. And I went, I look over my shoulder, right? And I go, I turn my head back over. And I didn't know. there's the fucking suitors in the jump seat black flight attendant woman and I go
Starting point is 00:05:29 motherfucker and I look up and she goes young girl she was reading a book and I went and I know whatever just don't do it you don't do it um yeah do I have any incidents anything this weekend no no that's how I know I'm old and mellowing out I used to come back with war stories Man, if I had this podcast when I was, I don't know, in the mid-90s, I'd come on, I'd have a cast on my hand, twice that happened. I had glass hands. Never started anything.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I'm like Scarfish. I've never done anything. They didn't have a fucking comment on, okay? Anyways, great weekend. Already dreading September. I get that. I got to go Crowder, and then the last day of Crowder, I'd do a show that night in there, and then I go to Utah for two.
Starting point is 00:06:23 And I'm already dreading it. And I said, once again, had a fucking, I could have stayed up there for two hours on Saturday night. Anyways, enough of that horseshit. I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah, I have a tumor on my spine, the size of a grapefruit. It's nice knowing you people. No, I got nothing. Let's go to the headlines.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Patel, giving them hell. The FBI has pushed out at least three senior officials involved in cases that connected with January 6th of 2021 Capitol Riot, telling them to leave by Friday without giving them okay, specific reason. New York Post, you're fucking leaning dangerously to the left now.
Starting point is 00:07:03 All your fucking articles have Trump claimed allegedly, I'm picking up that tone, okay? I'm like a bullshit detector. It's the fucking brothers, the sons,
Starting point is 00:07:14 the Murdoch's sons or whatever. Cup of lib fucking, you know what's I think. I don't like to wear it headed. They own the post, don't they? Oh, they used to. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Former FBI acting director Brian Driscoll. These are the three that are getting the can. Steve Jensen, acting director in charge of Washington field office and special agent.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Guy on the left looks like a magician from Long Island. Fucking open for me a few years ago. The amazing Babylon. Watch me make this New York accent disappear. And special agent, Walter. Gardine on the right
Starting point is 00:07:55 are all getting forced out as part of a purge that is expected to include other key officials in the bureau. Driscoll seen here pulling a rabbit out of his fucking who served as acting director
Starting point is 00:08:10 before Cash Patel. I don't even remember him. Do you guys? Was confirmed. Why is he still? He was the acting director while Biden was in office? Was confirmed.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Oh, he was confirmed earlier this year revealed this firing in an email to employees reported by NBC. Driscoll had come under fire from allies of Trump earlier this year after aggressively pushing back against pressure to oust agents who handled the capital riot cases. Well, I'm glad you're gone. It was such a fire. It wasn't enough when frigging Tucker Carlson released like 40,000 hours of footage that fucking literally showed people supposedly these rioters being let in by their
Starting point is 00:08:52 their hand going, take a look. It was like they were looking at a house with a real estate agent. He was fired short of retirement and therefore isn't able to collect a full pension. That's a kick in the balls. Oh, bye, Dick, Ed. Anyways, he served me coffee, matter of fact, at a bistro. Anyhow, Giardina was involved in the contempt of Congress case against White House Trade Advisor. Buddy Pete Navarro, who was nice enough to come on,
Starting point is 00:09:22 show, I think he was pushing a book to. Harvard grad. Love this frigging guy. He actually did time. He ultimately served four months behind bars after he spurned a subpoena from the House Select Committee investigating. How many people have spurned the subpoena on both sides? For his work on the Navarro matter, Giardinia had been in the crosshairs of Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley, who just turned 171 on Monday of last week, Republican. in Iowa, who said on the Senate floor in April that the case was the work of a, and this is quote,
Starting point is 00:09:58 Mary Band of Partisans at the FBI, which we all know by now. I guess you can't clean house completely. He's being very smart about, I mean, he's cleaning up D.C. today. He's, I feel like he's a janitor. He comes in after the children and just cleaning up shit and puke off the rock. That's what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And like I said, my problem is, is what happens again, if the Dems when they're already trying to steal they're accusing them I won't get into the gerrymandering we already did
Starting point is 00:10:32 but Jensen who helmed the Washington field office also believed to have been involved in the Bureau's investigations of the Capitol riot last month it emerged that then acting deputy attorney general Emil Bovet seen here
Starting point is 00:10:48 getting a hand job look at this fucking he makes Lori lightfoot look like the clown at Chucky cheese. Holy shit. How you doing, gloom and dome? Email Bovay instructed employees to put together a list of personnel involved
Starting point is 00:11:02 with capital riot cases. Patel has vowed to end the weaponization. Every time I see this picture, Patel, all the hairs in my head. Who here was involved in the 9-11 attacks? And has fended off criticism. And
Starting point is 00:11:22 accusations from Democrats that he is eyeing retaliation against employees who oppose Trump. Let me tell you guys something. It's so funny. You see, that's how the left, you tried to fuck Trump over, right? A million ways from Sunday. And you get caught. So if anybody has a right to retaliate politically, which it's not, he's just enforcing the laws that you guys did it.
Starting point is 00:11:46 You understand he's bringing back law and order? So it's not retaliation. He's doing his job. I thought I'd point that out to you. Anyways, they're saying, yeah, he's taking a retaliation against employees who are a little more complicated than that. I say this calls for action and now. I have no interest, no desire. This is the quote from Patel and will not, if confirmed, go backwards, he said.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Patel told sentences in January during his confirmation hearing. There will be no political, this is the one I can never get right. Politization. Politization at the FBI. That's the one that. There will be no. No, retribution actions taken by any FBI. Should I be confirmed as the FBI director, which he was?
Starting point is 00:12:34 He's doing what he said. So funny how the left freaks out when politicians make promises and whether it's in a hearing or a campaign and then follow through, the left shits their pants because they don't do that on the left. They lie to your face before they get in. They lie to your face while they're in. They lie to your face after they write a book. They ride to your face, lie to your face when they're on MSC plugging their book,
Starting point is 00:13:00 which is a bunch of lies. They're the most horrible people on the planet. I really believe that. Nick, you sound so biased in one way. Shut up. Who asked you? Let's move on to DJT, saying cleaning up D. D.C. will be easy.
Starting point is 00:13:19 That's me playing with letters showing. off that I can read. There was a thing in the post this weekend or something, and women, it was listing hobbies that men do, that women either find attractive or unattractive. And the most attractive one, they say, is when they see men reading. So I put out my funny little tweet, that's bad news for the brothers. I want this in the show. And, you know, people, I didn't get any flack from it,
Starting point is 00:13:57 except from my own household. Ooh, ooh. What about Rumble? They might not. Rumbles for free speech. And it's a joke. Even black people would laugh at that, I will argue. Jesus Christ, that's mild for me,
Starting point is 00:14:15 I said to my third wife. President Donald Trump vowed to make Washington, D.C. safer and more beautiful than it ever was, adding that he would be cleaning out the homeless and putting
Starting point is 00:14:31 and it says and putting criminals. And what? A cake batter? A fucking kiddies pool? And what? In a fantasy football league? What are they talking
Starting point is 00:14:48 about, Dallas? Here's a video. Yeah, mark that one. A capital that's very unsafe, we're going to do something about it. For years, Trump has criticized Washington, D.C. as unsafe and dangerous. This week, he suggested the federal government could take over the city after a government staffer. You see how she said that for years he's been criticizing, not he's spoken out on. There's a million ways to word that sentence.
Starting point is 00:15:19 He has been attacking, he's been criticizing, he alleges, he claims, just look out for that language, okay? Go ahead. Who used to work for Elon Musk was attacked in an attempted carjacking, according to authorities. In a post on truth social, Trump explained that just like the border changes to the nation's capital would occur, very fast, he said. Trump announced that he will be holding a press conference. Eld it today, outlining a plan to essentially stop violent crime in the District of Columbia. I'm going to make our capital safer or beautiful. Some people say that it was a beautiful place out than it ever was before.
Starting point is 00:16:01 The homeless have to move out immediately. He says it like they're fucking, like they're on their phone. They probably are on true social. He says, we will give you a place to stay, but far from the capital. And then he said, how do you like Davenport, Iowa? No. The criminals, you don't have to move out. He says, we're going to put you in jail where you belong.
Starting point is 00:16:25 So you don't have to move on. Oh, my God. He continued, it's all going to happen very fast. And believe me, when Trump says something's going to happen fast, that's the beauty of all that, he said that about immigration. Remember he said, I believe he was running before he even became president again. He's like, I'm going to clean this out. It's going to happen very fast.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Even I was going, will you stop with that shit? But he shut down the flow into this country in fucking three days. It's all going to happen very fast, just like the border. He said, we went from millions pouring in to zero in the last few months. This will be easier, he says. Be prepared. There'll be no Mr. Nice guy. We want our capital back.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Thank you for your attention to this matter. Like he's the CEO of a fucking Home Depot. Trump previously ordered federal law enforcement officers from several. agencies to patrol the streets of the nation's capital for seven days in an effort to crack down unviolent crime. So what he's doing, he's calling in the National Guard, I think, right? Is that what we said today? Like a hundred of them.
Starting point is 00:17:30 This is tremendous. It makes for great teeth. Do you guys, I was always a little bit of a news junkie. But when this guy, since this guy showed up, I can't wait to get to the fucking. Yeah, exactly. Whether it's on TV or reading the Internet. Here's my other bad habit, though, again, and, you know, you're not supposed to look at your phone when you're in bed or right before bed. And I believe it.
Starting point is 00:17:54 That lighting triggers something. But I can't help it. How am I not going to look at my phone when I know I can watch somebody being robbed in Brazil in real time or a lady falling off a table trying to wallpaper and breaking her neck? I can't sleep knowing that shit's happening. And I'm not going to watch it. I'm fucking, I'm like a, I'm a comedian. I have a sophisticated sense of humor. I've been in the hotel in Tampa at 2.30 in the morning
Starting point is 00:18:22 because I'm wound up. Anytime you kill the adrenaline goes three for the next three hours. I'm in my fucking back. Watching people fall in their houses and scaring people. I love those. The scaring shit?
Starting point is 00:18:36 There's a guy cooking on a grill, a big grill with a propane tank, and he's got his back. I don't know if his son came out and scared him. I think he did and the guy turned around and fucking yelled at his and he fell backwards
Starting point is 00:18:52 hits the grill he falls on and the grill starts to roll down the hill like the three stooges I'm in my bed fucking belly laughing like I've fucking
Starting point is 00:19:02 never done comedy in my life just the hate on the father's face and I'm going and then I go is this AI probably
Starting point is 00:19:11 I know they know what I like because I've been getting nothing but scare prank videos and a lot of snuff gums. All right. Can I say that out loud? The agencies include the U.S. Park Police, the Federal Bureau of Vengistia.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Just say the FBI. What are you fucking, it's like a fifth grade. We need a thousand word essay. The Drug Enforcement Agency, DEA, Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms, and Explosives. Hey, there's no E&ATF. I know. As well as divisions of the immigration. Oh, and customs enforcement, that would be ice.
Starting point is 00:19:48 In the aftermath of Edward Corston, O'Courston, he's known as Big Balls. He worked for Doge, a well-known Doge member known as Big Bulls, being assaulted in the District of Columbia, Trump threatened. And this guy, do you know what he did, by the way? And again, you probably don't. A woman was being mugged by three fellas, I'll say. And he tried to jump in, and that's how he got bloody. Really does have big balls.
Starting point is 00:20:15 threatened to take federal, Trump threatened to take federal control of the nation's account, which he's doing today. Unless crime in the city was addressed, Trump also called for a change in D.C.'s law regarding prosecuting monies who commit crimes. He says, let's prosecute him as adults,
Starting point is 00:20:31 which to me is a no-brainer. And then, you know what, you prosecute the parent. I said parent, singular, yes. Even though, that might be a little unfair on my part, because there are single women, folks here's what you're going to do
Starting point is 00:20:48 I love to I generalize all the time and again I generalize all the time because most of the time I have this little rule of my head anything more than 40% you can general but when I say you know but when I generalize I'm not going to say anymore
Starting point is 00:21:05 not all black people not all Asians I'm not doing it anymore because you don't do it when you generalize about white fucking people it's a patron patriarchy. It's a whole system is racist. So I'm not going to do that anymore. That's my way of fucking fighting back. Nick, that's
Starting point is 00:21:22 stupid. Shut it. What are you? Gender Studies professor from Yale. Go suck a dick. Cut? What I say? Anyways. Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. Here's the press conference of Trump. Again, this is fresh off the whatever the thing.
Starting point is 00:21:41 This is Liberation Day in D.C. We're going to take our capital back. We're taking it back. Its energy is not used. Under the authorities vested in me as the president of the United States. Yes, sir. ...invoking Section 740 of the District of Columbia Home Rule Act.
Starting point is 00:21:58 You know what that is? Yes, no throng paper. And placing the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department under direct federal control, and you'll be meeting the people that will be directly involved with that. Yes, sir. Very good people, but they're tough. and they know what's happening. They've done it before.
Starting point is 00:22:19 In addition, I'm deploying the National Guard to help reestablish law, order of public safety in Washington, D.C., and they're going to be allowed to do their job properly. Yes, sir. I had to watch it three times. The first two times I didn't hear a word I was hearing at Pam Bondi.
Starting point is 00:22:41 That's what's funny. Trump's getting all the shit done, and he does it, And he's looking good with smoking ladies around him. Enhancer men. Oh, with that. Speak for yourself, Dallas. Dallas said, and handsome men. I haven't seen a good-looking guy in there.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Well, Pete Higgson is a piece of ass, but I'm not going to fuck him. I'm tired of that guy. No, he's fucking. You're absolutely right? Let me just say. People on the right were just better in every way. Sorry. And that's where 99% of anger comes from on the left.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Look at your purple hair, ring nose, no tits, flat asses. You don't fit in. You get angry. You hate us for it. By the way, just side note, Greg Gutfeld did Jimmy Fallon show last week. Pretty cool. And Fallon, out of all those guys, I know these guys. I know them all.
Starting point is 00:23:27 And I'm still in shock to what happened to Kimmel and met Colbert on the tough crowd. Just couldn't stand his face from the beginning. But he wasn't as bad then as he was now. Whatever. The bottom line is all those late shows. Fallon's a great guy. he's you know NBC must you know you gotta do what your bosses
Starting point is 00:23:46 say but anyways he was I did his show a few times myself umpire Jen paywall isn't that funny she's got a paywall up and let me tell you something she got a paywall up I guarantee that's not an only fans account
Starting point is 00:24:01 put her up tell us show the this Jen paywall I'm hoping her accounts for free. There she is saying, look what I did to my girlfriend last night. Fisting. That's gross, Nick. I know. Again, I know I'm supposed to be happy for him, but umpire Jen Paywall, who made Major League Baseball history as the league's first female umpire on Saturday has donated the cap she wore during the game to the Hall of Fame. And the guy she called out on
Starting point is 00:24:38 strikes. I heard shit in the cap after the game. She stole. Paywall was called up to officiate the Atlanta Braves Miami Marlins game on Saturday once again I'll give my spew I'd just say it's not fair well why are you saying that Nick
Starting point is 00:24:55 well because there's a million guys who right now are trying to be Major League umpires and yeah but she no no no no she gets selected because of her sexual prowess wrong word but whatever you know I'm saying
Starting point is 00:25:13 and that's I know that sounds unfair to say it but I'm just saying somewhere there's a guy that's majorly who's umped a thousand AAA game whatever and it's just I know she she's umped some games too at the AAA level but you guys get what I'm saying don't you and my other big beef is and I don't care this is a fact this is science so you can get up mad as you want
Starting point is 00:25:38 spatially. Do you know what spatially spatial skills are? I have exceptional ones. I've taken tests. That's like judging distance. It helps with parallel parking. You know I mean?
Starting point is 00:25:51 Somebody tells me, give me a cup of milk. I don't even have to use the measuring cup and I'll nail it. That type. Spatial skills. And of course, Roseanne Barr had that joke, you know, yeah, you guys say we can't parallel
Starting point is 00:26:08 Park and, you know, Judge, that's because you've been telling us this is eight inches, but it's a good old dickle joke. But it's, you know, it's true. So, but now let me sort of play devil's advocate. She's almost a fella, so maybe she has that gene.
Starting point is 00:26:25 You know what I'm saying? My sister's father-in-law, he was Mr. Dave Bevin, fucking great guy, since passed. But I remember we were helping him with his built-in pool had caved in, And we were helping fix it and shit.
Starting point is 00:26:39 And we were putting the cement around the, whatever. And he goes, I'm in like high school. He goes, he goes to his son. Give the galloping guinea. That's what he called me. Give the galloping guinea. Italians have a good eye for leveling shit. And guess what?
Starting point is 00:26:59 I was very good at that. The galloping guinea? Yeah. He came out. It was like a running back name. Well, that's what he called me. The gallop and guinea. That's where it came from.
Starting point is 00:27:07 high school. He was such a funny, great guy. Anyway, back to what I'm talking about. She did the Marlins game on Saturday and became the first woman up to do a regular season MLB game. That's her right there, by the way. Is that a woman or a man? I don't know, Mr. Seeger. Jesus, who does she look like? She looks specifically a guy. I don't know who. Okay. Look, yes, and part of me is happy, but another part, you know, whatever. I'm just saying. It's not fair. We don't need it. Let her do whatever.
Starting point is 00:27:40 The 48-year-old New Jersey native worked the bases during Saturday's doubleheader at Truis Park and then took her place behind the play for Sunday's game. Paywall, a three-time all-conference softball selection. Well, there's some qualifications. Pick at Hofster University on Long Island has been an umpire for more than 10 years on the amateur level. So she's put in her time. I get it. She worked as a AAA up as well and became the first female up in 34 years in the minors.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Paywall was also the first female up to knock out three, black guys on the way home from work at midnight. To officiate at a spring training game since 2007 has been on the MLB. We get it. We get it. She has the chops. This historic accomplishment in baseball is a reflection of Jen's hard work, dedication, love of the game. Commissioner fucking Manfred said he's a big knucklehead. She also earned praise from Braves manager Brian Snicker because he said if I don't say nice things,
Starting point is 00:28:35 I'll be thrown out of here. She did a good job. You can tell she knows what she does. You mean what she's doing? What she does. Okay, maybe she did, but I'll tell you right now, she must have been a little nervous on the first, and this is the first pitch with her behind the plate, and what, I feel so bad for the guy at the plate. He's got much more gentleman qualities than I do. Check out the first call. Watch how inside this pitch is. Ready to go in the stands. Some more history today. Joey Witts is ready.
Starting point is 00:29:08 We hope you're ready. And here we go. Joey Witts likes that first call from Jim Powell. He'll take it, and I wonder if they're going to take it. Three inches off the plate. Oh, my God. Anyway, that, whatever. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Why shouldn't I feel guilty for saying? I don't think she should be in there. Well, it makes you dick. Whatever. Excuse me, fucking cigarettes. Boys and Girls, Nick Dip.com is the place you want to go to check out my tour dates. As you know, I just came back from Tampa, successful. September 18th, hyenas in Dallas, that's on a Thursday night.
Starting point is 00:29:48 The next night, the next two nights, 19 and 20, I fly to Salt Lake City, Utah, to do Wise Guys. September 19 and 20, October 3rd, Arlington, Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. All right. October 3rd, Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. And the 16th of October, Zanis in Nashville. Hope to see all you guys there. Skittable and the girls. Go to the merchandise page at Nick Dip.com
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Starting point is 00:30:35 This is a great story. A sex crazed doctor in Arkansas had his license revoked a year after he was captured on secure. It's just coming out now. Captured on security footage prancing through his office stark naked.
Starting point is 00:30:51 First of all, a guy must be hung like a bull. And if I was, I might do this shit. I could be honest with me. I'd run around if I had a shlong that people went, what the fuck? Through his office, stark naked.
Starting point is 00:31:02 during work hours and performing a tardry sex act in front of female employees. I don't know nothing about that. Oh, yes, you do, doctor. Dr. David Diffinay. That's right. They say it French like. There he is.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Gray beard here. Diffinay, these are the guys I get confused. I go, what a sick fuck. Another problem. He's like, oh my God, I love this guy. Originally had his license to spend the last year the Arkansas State Medical Board was made aware of his tendency to let it all hang out in broad daylight
Starting point is 00:31:37 while he forced his employees to watch and even entertain this nauseating behavior. My question is, they didn't report them immediately? I know. So the girls must have kind of liked it. Oh, no, actually, that's right, he kind of groomed him with pay, and that's what he did. But I can't even, even this crazy,
Starting point is 00:32:01 world in which we live. I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around there. I'm guessing there's no HR office. It's his company, so I guess not. The board opted to revoke Diffinay's license for five years after extensive interviews with his employees and colleagues citing that he violated the Medical Practices Act. That's even in there? Well, yeah, I guess, you know, what didn't he violate doing this. He violated the clean computer screen act and the unsticky rug act. In October 2024, Diff and A was caught on surveillance video parading through his practice. He knows the cameras are there.
Starting point is 00:32:46 As nude as the day he was born, save for a baseball hat on his head. I never liked the way these words save in that context. I never understood that. So if you don't believe me and think I'm making the shit up, Here's a video that was in his heart. I don't understand the story. I don't get it. Like I said, he must be fucking hung like Mr. Red.
Starting point is 00:33:10 And this is his way of, you know, trolling. Not trolling. What do you call it? It's a thirst film. Whatever you kids do. There you go. Here's the actual story. According to board documents, this video was taken in 2019.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Look at this is him in his office. This is him in his office. In it, Dr. Data Diphonet can be seen walking around naked, including in the hallway between patient rooms. Another video clip sent in shows him in the receptionist area walking around three women and performing a sex act directly in front of one of the women. The clip ends with him ejaculating on her. Why can't we see that? Why?
Starting point is 00:33:56 Now, in his defense, his lawyer saying he didn't ejaculate, he spilled a bottle of white out. That's what the lawyer is saying. Look, he's flexing, posing. I thought the girl that's blurt out in the red pants and a white shirt, I think she was laughing. You could see her like lean forward and the other one on the right is not
Starting point is 00:34:16 interested. I mean, he's just having a little fun. Not very sanitary, though. You know what kind of doctor was he? Did it even say? And it'll be funny. if he was a gynecologist. An anonymous tipster who first
Starting point is 00:34:34 reported Diffinay's obscene workplace behavior said the disgraced doctor would use his position of power, which was doggy. Position of power. Sexual grooming. What are they, 12-year-olds working? Salary increases to groom employees and patients
Starting point is 00:34:52 inter-repulsive sexual acts. So they were doing acts too? Jesus Christ, get me a appointment. My back's killing me. And they're like, he's a dentist. I don't give a fuck. I'm still headed over there. That's some wild stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:08 But my, like, it's just going to court now. But maybe it broke. We didn't pay attention to it. How do you, in this day and age? I mean, you look at your receptionist for more than a second you can get sued. Never mind dangling your nuts on the intercom system. Well, she's, I, uh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:29 I'm jealous. The guy's having a blast. I'd say he's living his best life. I'll tell you who's not living their best lives. A couple of poor Japanese boxers. Brain bleeds. That's right, plural, is the headline. Tragedy struck the Japanese boxing world.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Stick to taekwondo, whatever it is. Karate. Karate. Have you had the Karate? The carrot cake or the cream cheese? That's a carrot cake. Tragedy struck the Japanese boxing world as two boxers died from injuries suffered in their fights. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:36:10 So that's pretty crazy. On the same exact card they were. For you people who don't follow sports or fighting, a card is just the list of fights when you have a main event and you have the pre-lim, you know, and you got the main card. There's four fights under the main one. That's the card. so in one night two boxes died on that card
Starting point is 00:36:31 I mean what and God and so what to me I find ironic is you watch UFC and this is why I'm still saying it and I hope I'm wrong but UFC once a guy's unconscious I don't think it's necessary to give him four more shots to the dome
Starting point is 00:36:48 while he's down yet nobody's died yet that I know of in the UFC but Imagine on the same card. Shigatoshi Kotari, I lost 10 grand on him, and Hiramasa Yurikawa, both 28 years old, each suffered brain injuries that resulted in their untimely deaths. That's fucking just ridiculous. We have footage of Iriakawa getting knocked out.
Starting point is 00:37:27 He didn't die in the ring, but he died later on, a couple days later maybe. Take a look. He was taking some shots here. He's going to go down right here. Sounds like the sushi guy yelling at his assistant. You got knocked the fuck out, man. Goodness gracious, Halloween. It's really, you know, it's nice to learn to box, right, so you can defend yourself.
Starting point is 00:38:02 But these guys don't look like they're from the streets. That's who boxing used to attract. And I understand UFC's a whole different thing. But I'm saying, what a brutal way to make a buck. So what they've done, Qatari collapsed shortly after completing. The 12-round draw against Oriental and Pacific Boxing Federation Junior lightweight champion. Yamato Hata on August 2nd. He underwent emergency brain surgery for a sub-dural hematoma,
Starting point is 00:38:36 which freaked me out because one of my closest friends, my buddy Tony, and he's not even a eye doctor and he's not a time. He texts me a couple weeks ago when I was in Dallas on the road saying I spent a week in the hospital. he had a subdural hematoma. Guys, a year older to me, one of my closest friends, and he's fine or whatever. But he doesn't know how his came about. Obviously, it wasn't his day, but if he didn't,
Starting point is 00:39:06 he was getting headaches, thank God. And they checked them out and saved them. But what that is, a condition where your blood collects between the brain and the skull. So not one Democrat has ever died from that. Not one. We looked it up. Well, maybe JFK, but that was a whole different situation.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Uriqa suffered a knockout loss to Yoji Saito, and he, too, had to undergo a brain operation, a craniotomy, in an attempt to save his life. Again, these guys run the same card. We extend our deepest condolences to the family's friends and the Japanese boxing community during this incredibly difficult time the World Boxing Organization said on social media.
Starting point is 00:39:57 In response, the Japanese Boxing Commission has announced all OPBF title bouts will now be reduced from 12 rounds to 10. They did that in boxing here when, what was his name, something, Duke Kim. And I want to say, Oh, Nick. You'd even know if I said the name.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Google. Let me see if I can come up with it. Google Youngtown, famous boxer kills Duke, Kim, and Ring. I can't play, I can't come up with this. You guys, what? Apollo 3. I know you're kidding. He's from Youngstown, Ohio. Just put famous Sparks from Youngstown, Ohio. I'm going to come up with that venture before I, I can't believe I can't.
Starting point is 00:41:06 This guy's, I've been. Kelly Pat. No. There's really only one guy from Youngstown to kill somebody in the ring. Foxer's Youngstown. Oh, we'll be more specific. Yes. It's a ton of boxes from a young son.
Starting point is 00:41:24 It's a tough town. That's going to be Hamzah. No. No. God damn it. Folks, stay there. I know you all know it at home. It's a fucking household name.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I know. He'll be yelling out of there. Stay there, folks. It's called Dead Air Time. Ray Mancini. Boom, boom. Ray Boom, Boom, Boom, Mancini. Killed Hood, Kim, whatever his name was.
Starting point is 00:41:55 That was hardly worth the wait. I know, folks. Earlier this year, Irish boxer, John Cooney, I wonder if he's related to Jerry, died a week after being taken into intensive care following his Celtic, and it's Celtic, not Celtic, super featherweight title, defeat to Nathan Howell in Belfast.
Starting point is 00:42:13 A boxer also from Nigeria died after collapsing in the ring during a fight back. April, but they found like two large Popeye chicken wings in his A-order. Now, this is him training, so they said he didn't, he wasn't in good shape.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Oh, Nick, that's horrible. I know. God bless you. How can I not think of Ray Boomboo Mancini for the love of my sister-in-law? Finally, tonight on, your sister has giant toes. Cops have a tiger by the tail.
Starting point is 00:42:47 this is everything I have to look up Phil Mushnick Phil Mushnick writes for the New York Post he's a sports guy an old Jewish curmudgeon who I love
Starting point is 00:42:56 he has the same temperament the same attitude towards the life I actually texted him once because he's not he's not afraid to the racial shit he'll say it
Starting point is 00:43:07 way nicer than I do because he writes for a national paper but he must have this is the shit that would make him go wild a freshman LSU football player
Starting point is 00:43:15 named J.T. Lindsay turned himself into University Police early Friday afternoon after an arrest warrant was issued for him on two felony counts of accessory after the fact to second-degree murder, his attorney said. He was booked into the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison just after 4 p.m. on Friday, I think this is his lawyer talking here?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Oh, it's a note. It's the article about what happened. Lindsay's biography on LSU's website describes him as a four-star prospect who is ranked among the best at his position nationally. He's now accused of accessory after the fact when two suspects wanted for a murder in Alexandria, Louisiana, were found inside his apartment at the Nicholson Gateway on Monday. That's on campus. The suspects, so he was harboring a couple of kids wanted for murder, 17 and 8 years old. The suspect, 17-year-old Shammell Jacobs, an 18-year-old, Keldrick Jordan, were arrested. Do you know that's my middle name, Keldrick? Can you tell him lying?
Starting point is 00:44:30 Keldrick Jordan was arrested by the U.S. Marshal Service in the River Bend building of the Nicholson Gateway Dorms on Monday, August 4th of 2020. Run through a motherfucker face. A source tells the W.A.F.B.I. team that marsh... Is that news team on your side? Yeah. That's a local news say, we're on your side. You weren't when I smacked my wife and you showed up with the paparazzi. No.
Starting point is 00:45:03 The marshals found multiple guns in the apartment-style dorm, including 2 AR-50. These are, folks, I'm talking about a college football player and his friends. We all know they come from tough. Most of them come, the majority come from tough beginnings. You know what I mean? But Jesus Christ, can somebody intervene and help these guys or help the parents or something? This is years and years of Democrat rule over the Democrat Party. I mean, over, this is what it's resulted in, checks replacing the,
Starting point is 00:45:39 dads in the households. Excuse me. Anyways, two AR-15s, a fucking Draco and a Glock, they were wanted in connection with a shooting death of 17-year-old Corey Brooks. These are kids
Starting point is 00:45:56 that happened in Alexandria last May. His defense lawyer, Chris Parrott, said, even though Lindsay is now facing a criminal charge, Lindsay, that's the play. I was unaware that those individuals were wanted for murder and was at football
Starting point is 00:46:17 camp as all this played out. He's lying. However, Lindsay's arrest warrant alleges he knew that his two friends were wanted by police. The warrant says investigators interviewed an associate of, what's he, a professor at fucking Harvard? Well, my associate.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Here he is doing jazz hands, which they said dropped them in the draft. No, he's not in the draft. Interviewed an associate of Lindsay who advised that Lindsay has told the associate prior to their apprehension that Jacobs and Jordan were wanted for murder. So is that somebody snitching him out? So he told somebody that he knew these kids were wanted for murder. So he's lying and his lawyer's lying when they say he didn't know that. The warrant signed Wednesday, August 6 by district judge Brad Meyer,
Starting point is 00:47:08 alleges Lindsay knowingly harbored and aided Jacobs and Jordan. Parrott said there are no allegations that his client had any involvement in the underlying crime. Yeah, we know they're not saying that. We're just saying after the fact accessory. I want to follow up on this to see just how far SEC football will go to protect players. I mean, I've heard worse stories. I remember Oregon State, not Oregon, I believe it was Oregon State's coach. These two young black kids beat this white kid to death.
Starting point is 00:47:46 And there was footage and stomped on his head while he was down. He was like walking with his girlfriend. I'll never forget this. Killed him. And somehow, I don't know if they were underwent, whatever, Oregon State knew this and they still recruited the kids. I'll never forget that one. And the kid's girlfriend being on there, just in shock that, you know.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Anyways, he was the 2024 winner of the Warwick Dunn Award and honor presented each year by the Louisiana High School Athletic Association to a top junior or senior football player in the state of Louisiana. Do you know how good you have to be to be the top football player in the state of Louisiana? Pretty fucking good. Pretty much almost guarantee he'd be a,
Starting point is 00:48:35 after his few years at LSU he's probably you can't be the best in the nation or something and not at least make it to be looked at by the NFL but I just I got to look up Mushanuck
Starting point is 00:48:48 to see if he did a piece on this because he used to go nuts about how much ink they gave the you know he used to go nuts over Ray Lewis being like the face of the NFL and they would always show him
Starting point is 00:49:01 doing that dance and shit after he was you know an accessory to murder allegedly. Any of that shit. He would talk about thuggery. I mean, this is years ago. Anyway, he talked about ESPN.
Starting point is 00:49:13 They keep replaying, showing, you know, guys spiking the ball, all the bad shit that kids do now. And he was kind of right. Let him, at least let him grow up and then find they can do that shit. Anyways, that's it for a Monday, boys and girls.
Starting point is 00:49:29 So I'm anxious to see, again, what Trump does with D.C. Tune in tomorrow morning. Again, starting at 9 a.m. Eastern, all the way to 7 p.m. Eastern for that great rumble lineup, live. We are live. And seriously, out of all the stuff on the internet, if you want to be informed and have a few laughs, check that out. You guys think that I'll say it. You're very welcome. Good to be back home from that long trip overseas. We'll see you guys tomorrow at the same time. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.
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