The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Wrecks Welker | Nick Di Paolo 429

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

New debate moderator is a dem operative. Trump trolls the left with term limit comment. Whitmer whines about the POTUS.

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Thank you guys so much. Hey! Hey! Hello, you! How are you, folks? It's Monday again, believe it or not. How you doing? How was the show? I hope you realize that with, you know, because of COVID, limited seating at comedy clubs and some theaters aren't even doing shows anymore. This is, you know, how I pay my bills. I'm not going to quit, even if there was no money involved. I love doing this. You guys have made it. And that trip to Tennessee and to Huntsville, Alabama last week, it just showed me how important this show. I would never stop doing this. You guys have made it, and that trip to Tennessee and to Huntsville, Alabama last week, it just showed me how important this show, I would never stop doing this. And we need it more than ever. So yeah, no, I don't quit on things. Well, that's not true. Some

shit I do. Diets and, speaking of diets, that burp, not a good weekend. I actually, I had a big dinner Friday night, followed that by a lemon meringue pie that I made myself. No, I didn't poison myself. I ate that, and then I laid on the couch. You know those orange crackers that come six in a little package you get out of a vending machine? I ate three of those and some other junk. And all of a sudden, I started to get this acidy stomach. And I said, I better fucking hit the sack. And I laid there. Now, something you guys are going to know about me, I am terrified of throwing up.

I don't know. When I was a kid, like five, six years old, I got really sick and threw up like 10 hours once. And it just scares the shit out of me. I do it violently. But, you know, I got my hands on threw up like 10 hours once. And it just scares the shit out of me. I do it violently. I got my hands on the side of the toilet. By the time I'm in the middle of puking, I'm doing like a headstand. I break every blood vessel in my eyes. And I hate it.

Some people induce vomiting with their finger. I will lay there to the last second, which I tried to do Friday night. That resulted in me getting out of my bed, sprinting down the the hall and it was coming out my nose and a little bit out My mouth I'm hurtling over the the puke on the floor and run into the bathroom. I'm naked and as I'm throwing up Myself so I'm sitting on the toilet with a trash can from the bathroom and my head in it. Power gacking. A bright orange. Those crackers are, you know, just a bright orange. You get that pukey smell in your sinuses.

My wife gets up and goes, what is going on? She's watching me. Sitting on the toilet, ralphing into a goddamn bucket. I only throw up like once every ten years Which is way too much for me It scares the shit out of me So I have felt crappy I had a low grade fever all last week So finally Sunday night

You know I get the chills and shit A little bit of a headache So I go I better get tested So I went and got tested for the vid Didn't have anything thank god They said I was negative But I don't know how I went to urgent care Hand Handed them $150.

They wouldn't let me in the building. There's one girl there. She goes in the back. How do I know she's even testing me? How do I know if this is not a money-making scam? She comes out to the car. I have to fill out paperwork. I'm leaning against my car like

Henry Hill's wife when he comes out of jail. And yeah, she goes, you're negative or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, how do I fucking know? You didn't go back there and, you know, get on your TikTok account for those 15 minutes. But anyways, it said I came back negative and I still feel like shit. I have to be honest. But that was my weekend. I'm vid free, and I have a note that says so, in case my gym teacher asked me. So anyways, Trump was on the road, hitting it hard this weekend, making me laugh my ass. He was in rare form. He got the crowd chanting, and here's a look at that.

That's the party of Trump. Well, we've done a lot. I'll tell you, we've expanded this party. You see all the, in Michigan and all these places. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Just like a Bible.

You really drive them crazy if you say 12 more years. 12 more years. Then they say, he is a fascist. crazy if you say 12 more years. 12 more years. There's some enthusiasm that people aren't hearing about. Now think about it. Other than the polls you read in the paper, have you seen any indication for that type of enthusiasm for shithead Biden anywhere other than the lying polls?

Seriously. Something's up again. I don't care what the polls say. Here's some more of him this weekend ask yourself this question do you want to vote for the candidate supported by anti-american rioters which no i don't but you want to vote for the candidate supported by the heroes of law enforcement in virtually every instance. I am your voice. That's what it comes down to, folks. Even though the suburban housewives, if you want to believe the papers, they're fucking it up.

Well, suburban housewives, after I see how you vote for the last 10 years, I understand why we didn't give women the fucking vote until 1988. And I'm still wondering about it. He's mean. He's a bully. Shut up. The mean and bullies will be on your street if you don't vote him in. Do you remember what happened in Wisconsin a week ago, throwing bricks through residential windows? Wake up and smell the coffee and get your husband a BLT, you assholes.

Anyways, there's going to be another debate this Thursday night, right? And it's good to see they finally found the moderator who has no ties to anything. Right down the middle, this woman's going to be as fair as they come. And I guess Trump doesn't believe it. Her last name is Welker. And apparently he's not happy about it. And I was like, why? Everybody in the mainstream media says she's good as gold.

She's terrific, this bitch. Trump has ripped the final debate moderator, Kristen Welker, as an extraordinarily unfair, that's a quote, after highlighting an expose in the Post about her family's ties to the Democrats. She has ties to the, when do you fucking, why doesn't goddamn Tucker Carlson get to be the moderator? Why are we always playing catch up with these motherfuckers? Why? Why are we always playing catch up with these motherfuckers? Why? Why are we always chasing them? Why aren't they saying, hey, no, you can't have Tucker as the moderator, or you can't have Mark Levin? Why are we always fighting them? Well, because they own the fucking networks, and networks vote this. I don't give a shit. Aren't there any rules? I mean, every two seconds, a judge has to recriminate themselves, recuse themselves if there's any impropriety. Why not

here? It's always Stephanopoulos and fucking those old hags at ABC that you wouldn't stick a finger in. But anyways, here's Trump busting balls about this moderator. Did you tell him not to meddle, Mr. President? Did you tell him not to meddle, Mr. President? Did you tell him not to meddle in the next election? Excuse me. I'm talking. I'm answering this question. You are very rude.

So we had a good conversation about many different things. That was her. And he was saying, you are very rude. Isn't there a clip where he says, how's Steve Scully doing? That was a tweet of his. and he was saying, you are very rude. Isn't there a clip where he says, how's Steve Scully doing? That was a tweet of his. Oh, it was a tweet? He tweeted, how's Steve Scully doing?

Scully was going to be the moderator, remember, until they caught him on his Twitter talking Scaramucci. Remember, he said, should I ask the president? Was it Scaramucci? I think so. Should I ask the president directly? Remember? And he said, that scaramochi. Remember he said, should I ask the president? Was it scaramochi? I think so. Should I ask the president directly? Remember? And he said, that wasn't me. I got hacked. And then he admitted that it was his account. You fucking cheating motherfuckers. That's all you guys do.

So anyways, Trump said, yeah, see how Steve Scully's doing. He doesn't forget. Fucking love him. He asked that sarcastic C-SPAN political editor who was suspended after lying about being hacked.

He was a C-SPAN editor. They have him saying he was never a Trump-er. And he was going to be the moderator for the second one. He says, Trump says, we have another one of them coming next week. He said, then naming the NBC News White House correspondent Kristen Welker. He also referred to the fact that Welker's Twitter account was taken down Friday,

reappearing on Saturday, suggesting it was to avoid a repeat of the Scully scandal. And how the fuck can you argue with that? I don't think you can. You are correct, sir. Oh, here she is. Here she is at the White House at Christmas time with the defensive end for the Eagles, Michelle Obama, a Bill O'Reilly lookalike, and that's her in the pink as Barack sticks his hand up her ass. Anyway, she deleted her entire account. I wonder why. I can't imagine, Trump said.

The Post revealed Saturday how Welker was previously registered Democrat and her family has donated thousands to the party. In 2012, Welka and her family celebrated Christmas. Sure wasn't Ramadan at the White House with the Obamas. She celebrated Christmas. We have audio of her at the party. Santa, you know what I want for Christmas this year? What? A big fat cock! Oh! In my ass! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who doesn't want one of those?

What did she steal? Don Lemon's Christmas list? No, no, no. Nice bright smile, nice titties, lying pig. An NBC spokesperson told Politico that Welker has not had any party affiliation since registering to vote in Washington, D.C. in 2012. Oh, that makes her clean as a whistle.

You really think we're that goddamn stupid? I don't give a fuck. If it was 1912, there she is with the Obamas on Christmas. Need I say more? Michelle, what do you bench? Where do you bench, Michelle? Who is that guy?

Is that her husband? Probably. Old crumpy white guy that she hates. But, you know, anything to get ahead. Gobble, gobble. Anyways, then Trump was in front of another crowd uh speaking at his rally in muskegon michigan president donald trump said uh he's talking about whitmer right something about sending her packing soon let's take a look send in her packing soon. Let's take a look.

Lock her up, they were chanting. Lock her up, and she got pissed. She came back with, oh, this is the type of, this is the reason I almost get kidnapped. I'm paraphrasing. This is almost the reason I get kidnapped. He keeps agitating these white supremacists. Can you imagine this fucking whore? Her and Newsom for California ought to get a room. The governor of California, remember what he said last week? He said when you're at a restaurant with your family eating,

you should put your mask on in between bites. You don't think he's just fucking with our heads, drunk on power? You don't think he's with some mistress going, watch this. I'm going to put out that they have to put their mask on in between bites. You don't think that? These people eat this shit up. Go ahead, vote for them, you assholes. I'm not talking to you guys.

You're my fans. You know who I'm talking to. But the governor, who was targeted by at least six men with ties to the Boogaloo Boys movement, that sounds racist, quickly clapped back on Twitter. I can't stand her. She's just, well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? Oh, you got that right. Uh, she said, this is exactly the

rhetoric that has put me, my family, and other government officials' lives in danger while we try to save the lives of our fellow Americans. She raged on. Ugh, make me sick. Oh, poor you. Do you understand, folks, that the Constitution tells you to do what those boogaloo guys are going to do

when your government turns into a tyranny? Do you understand? There's almost instructions in there to do it. Do you get it? People are heroes to me. Her trying to pass unconstitutional shit, COVID rules that only apply to us. That's called tyranny. And the Boogaloos had had enough of it. How is that not a black group? I'm just saying, that sounds like small racism. Anyway, she says, it needs to stop. That's what she said.

I like a bitch. She said, Trump's rally came just hours after the Boogaloo Boys held a unity rally at the Capitol Building in Lansing, Michigan. The event was reportedly an attempt by the group to distance themselves from the Wolverines' watchmen. That's the one I belong to. A local armed militia implicated in the criminal plot. They're trying to separate them. Don't separate yourselves. You should be fucking saying, nice job.

Where do we sign up? Angry protests erupted earlier this year as residents thought the governor was too heavy-handed and restrictions to the battle on the pandemic. They thought. There's no doubt she was. The governor of Michigan should give a little and put out the fire on the pandemic. They thought, there's no doubt she was. The governor of Michigan should give a little and put out the fire, Trump tweeted in May. These are very good people, but they are angry.

They want their lives back. Again, safety. See them, talk to them, make a deal. Talk to the people. Make a deal with them. Don't fucking, you're not a king or a queen. Chilling pictures from a protest inside the Michigan State Capitol building on April 30th show two of the suspects heavily armed while standing in the gallery above the Senate.

And to that I say. Ooh, you dug deep into that one, huh? But you don't look into Antifa and shit. By the way, you have every right to show up in Michigan with guns at the Capitol. That's called Americana. If you don't like it and you're getting scared, get out of the kitchen. Or get back in it and finish that goddamn BLT. The Wolverine Watchmen. That's what the Redskins should change their name to.

I don't know why, but Washington, it has a nice ring, alliteration. Washington Wolverine Watchmen. They should call themselves the Washington Swamp Creatures. Do you believe they're called the Washington Football Team? They're happy they don't have a name. Have they won a game this year? I don't know. Maybe one.

Maybe none. Anyways, these Wolverine Watchmen affiliated with the loosely organized far-right group Boogaloo Movement had started formulating the plan to kidnap Whitmer and start a civil war in June, the FBI said. God damn it, what stopped it? I'm just kidding. I'm not advocating for any of that, YouTube. With the help of an informant member of the Watchmen and undercover operatives, the FBI

monitored the group as it trained and planned in a rural village called Munith, about 100 miles southeast of Grand Rapids. I fucking love it. Barry County Sheriff Dar Leaf, who appeared on stage at an anti-lockdown rally in May with William Null, said a lot of people are angry with the governor. These sheriffs are with the people, by the way. But after the plot was foiled, a Michigan sheriff claimed that people involved may have been acting legally by planning

to make a citizen's arrest. You know why? Because she was committing a felony with her rulings. So they were acting legally. Under state law, private citizens are allowed to make an arrest if they witness a felony, and just her face is a felony. Or if a felony has been committed. So they were doing nothing wrong. They were doing nothing wrong but scaring her pants off her. God damn it. So the Boogaloo Man and the Watchman get together because they're American.

That's not going to catch on. That was a horrible song. Hey, everybody. We have got some new merchandise to announce here on the show. And it's because you guys are very creative, my fans. These shirts are actually your idea, the fans. And we rolled them out through Patreon only last week, and people went crazy over these shirts.

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When the husband's on a trip. Just to give him a t-shirt. I always picture broads going to bed with that on. But I don't know why I can't fantasize it. It must be my eggs. It always turns into some trail of trash with a belly hanging out of it. What else we got there? What up, Nicka?

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What? You asked for them, so here you go. Enjoy those t-shirts. Wear them in good health. So, enjoy your cake. So, enjoy your t-shirt. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy. Mama. Hey, we got a couple of photos sent in from your fans wearing your Nick DiPaolo show gear. Oh, for the love of Christ.

Is he giving me the bird? This guy, wait a minute, that's a Boston guy. How do we know? Look at the booze with the Bruins logo on it. I love looking at the people's houses. Jesus Christ, see that wallpaper? That's what it looked like when I took mushrooms for the first time. What's he got behind the coronavirus genome patterns?

And Keene, that's probably Keene, New Hampshire. There's a black dude on his refrigerator, so he's not from Boston. What kind of booze is that? You know, Jason, you're a drunk. Looks like Jägermeister. Yeah, it does. I know Jason would know that. He likes his

stuff. Anyways, this is from Scott Wesley from New Hampshire, who also says, I used to hang at the B Channel for shows and Lansdowne Street, Lansdowne Street, Tool Boston Beer Works, and the Rat Bar. I don't know what the fuck that means. I've been to Lansdowne Street. I had an old girlfriend work there.

I remember being in the street screaming, and she was crying, and I tried to climb up that ladder in the back of Fenway. Lansdowne Street's right behind the big monster. Then this one's from Brian Malachese. Here you go. Look, he's got a Rush poster. Is that Rush? Or Push.

Cover band. No, it's Rush. Look at this guy sitting there gently. Clearly likes the Beatles and he likes me. The guy's got great taste. Holy shit. I love people get up in the morning and see this shit. I want to thank you guys.

Everybody, keep these coming. Seriously, I'd love to look into your homes and see what God's going on. So Trump kept getting his crowds this weekend to chant, lock them up, no matter who he was talking about. And obviously there's a father-son team that

should be locked up immediately. This shit coming out about the Bidens, even though the media's doing their best and big tech is doing their best to try to hide it, but they can't. There's so much shit on Hunter's computer. And by the way, they verified that it is Hunter's computer. There's no doubt about it. And here is my president busting Biden's balls and his son's. That Biden family and others, but that Biden family is corrupt. It's a corrupt family. You must be a detective. And with me and my kids, let me tell you, my kids, I'll tell you something, though.

I just lock them up. You should lock them up. Lock up the Bibles. You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you. Get the fuck out of here. That's right. Him and Hunt are sharing a cell. Do you understand in any normal election year,

this could cost Biden would have to step down or if we were living in a normal country. I'm starting to believe Trump is the cleanest guy ever to run for president. Oh, but his taxes. He did everything that businessmen do with their taxes. Okay. Where's the impropriety with Trump? What has he done? Huh? Did he play with the Russians? No, that was a Democrat party. We found that out. So what the fuck has he done? Meanwhile, Biden's over there eating moogle guy pan, threatening the fucking prosecutors and then telling his son he gets 10%.

Do you understand? Do you understand? The guy makes me sick. But I'll tell you who else he makes sick. There's a very, a very, there's a black gentleman running for office. I forget what state it is. Doesn't really matter. But his name's John James.

And he had a little message that he made for Joe Biden because he is black. And he don't like, he don't be liking how Biden treats black people. And finally, you're seeing more of this, folks. This is why I find it hard to believe that Trump's behind. I think he's going to get a ton of black people to vote for him. You know, this is John James, a politician running. I should have put it in the copy, but I was throwing up over the weekend. Go ahead.

Joe Biden, don't forget your place in black America. You're only where you are because you are Barack Obama's vice president. That's it. You are correct. That's it. The people who you rely on so desperately for the position you're in and for the position you want are African-Americans. Yet you continue to insult us. You ain't black if you don't vote for me.

Look at the road. Somebody if they're a junkie calling the president, Barack Obama, clean as if he wouldn't be for some other reason. Pause. Like all black people are dirty. I mean, he said that fucking Biden said that he's clean. He's articulate. I like this guy. He's got a nice smile. He washes his ass. It's an American dream. Go ahead.

You have some serious issues, Joe Biden, the biggest of which being you were in power for 44 years and black folks continue to fall behind. You have problems, Joe Biden, because the same votes that you're courting talking about racial injustice, You authored the crime bill, or have you forgotten? You're responsible for sending a generation of what you call super predators to jail. Pause. I don't disagree with that. Sorry. Not that they're super predators, but come on.

Let's not get too crazy, Mr. James. Go ahead. You're responsible for breaking the black family apart, or at least not helping, continuing to support, sending us to failing schools, making sure that our outcomes are tied to our zip codes. Why should we believe you? Because I'm from the 617. All you have done is gotten rich off the backs of our efforts. But that time is changing. Yeah, it's a disaster for Democrats in Michigan right now.

Because right now, you have an African American running in the Republican Party. Not because the party is perfect, but because I can think for myself. Amen. Did he just lay it out? Can somebody tell me anything that was false there? But you Democrats don't give a fuck. You don't care. Just want to win.

Johnny James. I hope he wins. I should have looked up if he's a Republican or not. He is. Sure thinks like one. But he's absolutely right. Can you imagine? And what's so ironic is it's Trump that called him the racist.

Trump who got an award from Al Sharpton in the 80s for all the stuff he did for black people in New York. Al Sharpton, professional raceman. Don, you build some nice buildings. Now, that's not what I said, Mr. O'Reilly. What I said was... That's my Al Sharpton. I had breakfast with him, I told you,

at Ruth Ann's up in Harlem. We filmed it for Comedy Central. Never saw the light of day. Maybe the funniest shit that ever happened. Guy's actually charming and smart, but he's fucking evil. He's evil.

Anyways, there was a free speech rally in San Francisco, which is hilarious, having a free speech rally in Pelosi's neighborhood. What are we having, Jenny Craig meetings in Trump's fucking Mar-a-Lago? I mean, come on. A free speech rally organized by conservative activists in San Francisco, all three of them, quickly devolved into chaos and was immediately canceled Saturday when several hundred Biden voters called counter-protesters showed up and attacked those who had gathered. That's who showed up. Can you imagine that? Well, Twitter was back at it again, doing their part to get Biden elected

by, you know, selectively deleting tweets and putting tweets up that are pro-Democrat. This time they put a warning on Emily Jashinsky. She is the cultural editor at The Federalist, whatever the fuck cultural editor means. But anyways, she put up a tweet. It had to do with the Biden story again, right? Had to do with the Biden story again. Do we have the tweet?

Here you go. And this is what she got when she tried to tweet about the Biden headline in Hunter. Headlines don't tell the full story. Can you fucking imagine? Why? Are you guys the editor now? You can read the article on Twitter before retweeting. Have you ever seen a more blatant display of fucking manipulation of information? We have to break these companies up, burn them the fuck down, I said kiddingly. Headlines don't tell the full story. Says who? Dorsey. You can read the article on Twitter, or I can go to a place where it isn't slanted. Shit teeth.

God damn it. You listening? Yes. Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. She does not. Got that? She quit that a couple weeks ago. Listen.

So once again, another example of free speech being shit on. They're not even hiding it anymore, folks. It's already here. As somebody said, they've already pressed the reset button. First Amendment's being destroyed. Remember all that talk when George W. Bush was the president after 9-11? Oh, civil rights are being taken away. You filthy fucking people.

Speaking of free speech, they had a free speech rally in San Francisco, which is hilarious. Imagine having a free speech rally in the city that shuts down anything that isn't pro-gay, pro-minority. The backyard of Nancy Pelosi. Huh? Why didn't you have it in Beijing Square, if that's a real place? A free speech rally organized by the two conservatives that live in San Francisco quickly devolved into chaos. It was immediately canceled Saturday when several hundred of Joe Biden voters, counter-protesters, showed up and attacked those who gathered.

Do you fucking believe these people? Ugh. Don't fucking believe this. Right-wing group team. Oh, I love how they word it. Right-wing group team. Save America is what they call it. Plan the rally to protest Twitter

charging that the social media giant squelches conservative speech after it sent to the New York Post expose on Hunter Biden's emails. Counting demonstrators, some wielding plastic water bottles and glass bottles. These are the anti-fascists. These are the violent pacifists. They have glass bottles, surged the area around the city's United Nations Plaza ahead of the event at 1 p.m. start time. And they're trying to shut down this rally for free speech. Can you think of anything? Can you think of anything more San Francisco-like?

I really can't. San Francisco like. I really can't. Philip Anderson. Who's Philip Anderson? He's a very articulate black fellow. He's the guy who organized it. A black conservative in San Francisco.

Organizer of the event. Was seen getting punched in the face before the rally could start. He put it on a video post on social media. I'm surprised it got out there. Let's take a look at that. Disturbing. A witness captured the scene as a protester punched rally organizer Philip Anderson before his speech. ABC7 News reporter Cornel Bernard has a look at how things quickly escalated. No Nazis, no KKK, no fascist USA. Pause.

No Nazis, no fascist KKK. Can you fucking imagine? No Nazis. They're saying no Nazis. Do you know Nazis? Do you know what stands for the National Socialist Party? Number one, which is what you're for. And you're anti-fascist,

but you're punching somebody in the face. The irony is, I know it's fucking basic irony, but you still have to point it out for the fucking jerk-offs out there. Punching somebody in the face at a free speech rally and calling the person you punched in the face a Nazi. You fat cunt. You know why they chant and sing it? They have to put it to music.

Because if you say it, it doesn't make sense. It sounds evil. Do you understand how fucking the hypocrisy... I can't even... I can't. Mama? Mama? Is there any more to this?

A large crowd of demonstrators gathered at UN Plaza to oppose a small group holding what was billed as a free speech rally. Protesting what they say is Twitter's censorship of some of its content. They have no business being here. They're trying to build a fascist movement in this country. Pause. I don't know who she's talking about. I don't. That could be, she could be on either side.

She could, I think she's against the people for free speech. But what she said applies to the other fucking side. You notice they didn't make it clear? In only living today, you would not, that could apply to anybody at that rally? In only living today, you would not, that could apply to anybody at that rally. I'm guessing, because she's from San Francisco, that she was with the people squelching speech. Anything else in that clip? Go ahead. We claim San Francisco for Jesus Christ.

The rally was granted a permit from the city. Some of the speakers expected included well-known President Trump supporters and conservative right personalities, but most never got the chance to be heard. Tensions quickly escalated. Counter demonstrators taunted police. Sky 7 was overhead as some kicked barricades. Oh, ain't you bad. Police wearing riot gear tried to protect the speakers from the crowd, but many threw bottles at the stage and shouted down the speakers before the event. The main organizer, Philip Anderson, said he was attacked and punched, knocking his front teeth out. Take a look. You love the black man's teeth out. You're not rushing down. Minutes later, Anderson announced the rally was over. Too bad it got canceled. It's too bad. But this is what happens when you lose free speech.

This is what happens, America. This is what our country is turning into. Exactly fucking right. People are sick. If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains out with it because that's what you deserve. That's what you deserve. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. So fucking stupid. You can act like a man.

What's the matter with you? Knocking the teeth out of a guy who organized free speech. And there's people voting on that way. It's going to happen, folks. I'm making my own ammunition in my basement now. I don't know if it's going to hurt anybody. It's a cup of sugar, half cup of flour, and some cornstarch. Then I mix it with orange juice and harden it. I learned how to make weapons watching Lockup. I'm making

shanks out of my toothbrushes. I can also make ossobuco in a toilet. That show was great. Anderson posted a graphic photo of his bloody mouth, which we don't have. We showed one of his front teeth missing and a second tooth barely hanging on. On Twitter, writing that Antifa attacked me for no reason whatsoever. Well, that's not true. There's plenty of reason. You stand for the truth, and they can't handle it. The San Francisco Police Department said three cops suffered minor injuries

while three gay men stole their cuffs. What? Kill that guy! Suffered minor injuries when they were assaulted with pepper spray. Naturally, it was San Francisco. They used a mill and a fan. And cost of chemicals. One officer was taken to a local hospital for treatment.

No arrests were made. Now, why is that? Hello? No arrests were made? Guy gets his fucking teeth knocked out. Cops were assaulted, but there were no arrests. This country is on the verge of serious, serious chaos. Anderson, the young black fella who's clean and articulate, slammed the counter

protesters as hypocrites and said they are the reason why he's voting for Trump. He says, I love America. I love this country. I love free speech. Excuse me. Boy, we got a bunch of stories about free speech interrelated free speech story a nice woman named Isabella DeLuca Jason put in do good

beaten where was she beaten was she asking for trouble was it a white supremacist meeting no she was at the Women's March. You know, every year these broads get together who no guy would stick a prick or a finger into for the last 15 years, so they aggregate all their anger

and their flat asses and their titless bodies into one pile. I wouldn't stick a thumb in any of these broads. Well, they meet every year, and they're fucking angry because nobody wants them. And she was at the rally, and she's pro-

Trump. So what do they do to her? Oh, well, take a look. That's what happens. You go to a woman's march, and you're pro-Trump. They fucking beat her face in. Son of a whore! Yeah. Okay?

It's coming, folks. What's so funny is the left, you have no idea what you're getting into. All those white supremacists, I'm giving you another warning that you cry about and shit. They haven't shown their faces yet. You think Antifa fights dirty. Oh, mama

mia. I'm not condoning anybody. I'm just saying. We have a Patreon question. Patreon question. Ryan Taylor Peterson. Hey, Nick, if there is to be a civil war, good question. Where and how do you think the country will divide, and

where will the major battles be fought? I think one of them will be fought in Savannah, in my backyard, where I will defend myself. It's very simple. It's going to break down into, you know, West Coast will be all blue. They should fucking try. My great friend, my brilliant friend Colin Quinn, put this, and I think it was unconstitutional.

He explained how we're going to balkanize. And he did it beautifully. But, you know, even since his book came out, though, things have changed. Even the South, they're like, oh, Texas might be blue this year. What? That can't be true. But you'll have, you know, you'll have California, which is as blue as my balls, and New York City, all the major urban spots, you know.

And that's where the fights will be, I think, in those urban areas, those cities. Because a lot of those cities are surrounded by people who have had enough of blue cities ruining their fucking state as a whole, like New York. Even in California, there's people on the outskirts who hate San Francisco and what it stands for. Or in Texas, Austin, Texas, couldn't get more liberal. To answer your question, Ryan, all over the goddamn map. That's all I can do. That's my prediction. I just hope they cover it on, you know, SportsCenter.

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Ryan Roberts, Sean Baker, Space Ghosts, Stephen Stack, Thomas O'Neill, and Thomas Pignataro. Thomas Pignataro. I want to thank all of you guys so much for being so generous in keeping the show alive. Beijing, you know those dirty fucking slanty motherless fucks who gave us this COVID and who cheated the Olympics and steal intellectual property and feed you fucking chihuahua instead of real fucking ribs. Beijing is threatening to take Americans hostage in China if the Department of Justice, that's

our guy, doesn't drop its prosecution of several Chinese waiters, I mean scientists, arrested on U.S. soil this year. They were always scheming. The drastic action, dubbed hostage diplomacy, would be in retaliation for the arrest of at least five Chinese military-affiliated scholars visiting American universities to conduct research. Remember they found the broad at Mar-a-Lago fucking wandering around? They're everywhere. The scientists were charged with visa fraud. Apparently they hadn't paid their balance in over two years.

With visa fraud for allegedly lying to U.S. immigration authorities about their active duty statuses with China's People's Liberation Army. Oh, my God, you hear that? And they get pissed when you try to bust them. Then let me look around so I can ease the UN's collective mind. Ah, you're breaking my bars here, huh? You're breaking my bars. The nation, that would be Tsingtao, first began issuing the warnings over the summer after Chinese research scientist Wan Tang, that's John Tang to you guys, Johnny Tang, that's a great name, by the way, isn't it?

Who worked at the University of California, Davis, of course. You notice how they know right where to go? Was questioned, because you can hide easier at University of Davis, California, than you could at Liberty University, you know what I'm saying? Mix in with the rest of the commies. He was questioned by the FBI and took up residence for a month in China's San Francisco consulate.

Chinese official vowed to retaliate. If she wasn't, oh, I'm sorry, it's a she? Johnny Tang's, Juan Tang's a she? A Tang. If she wasn't allowed to leave the consulate and return home, according to the report, U.S. officials expected China to make good on their threat, but they didn't.

And the FBI arrested Tang in July when she left the consulate grounds. Tang is currently out on bail. Of course she is. Of course. At least four other dirty researchers have been accused of hiding their ties to the Chinese military and pleaded not guilty to similar charges. Do you vet these fucking dirty people before you hire them? Do you do any research? But they're here

on visas to help us, I understand. Sources told the Journal that decision was made after U.S. officials said Chinese diplomats were coordinating with the scholars to collect cutting-edge scientific research from American universities. And what were they getting? You know what they were getting? You know what they were stealing? How to become communist.

That's what they were getting from our universities. Bunch of shit. I'm gonna tell you you you lying cocksucker! They're stealing from... I gotta write that one down. They're stealing from our universities! We're more left-wing than their government! Let's lighten it up. The Flaming Lips, one of my favorite bands...

Flaming rips? Perform in my favorite bands, Flaming Rips, perform in bubbles now. What does that mean? Well, the rock musicians from Oklahoma City are literally blowing up in 2020. Who wrote this? Using inflated human-sized bubbles

to defend themselves and fans against COVID-19 while finding a way to play live. You've got to be dog-styling. What's the world coming to? I don't know. Performing at the Criterion in their hometown on Monday evening, last Monday, the Flaming Lips placed themselves and all attending fans inside individual plastic spheres. The concert, you must get really high smoking in your own bubble, get all fucked up. The concert, which was a part live show, part music video shoot,

was born out of a sketch doodled by Wayne Coyne during the pandemic's early days, the front man had told CNN. Let's take a look. I hope that's not their music accompanying this video. These look like sperm trying to get up the canal.

Excuse me, excuse me. The entire band and crowd were wearing bubbles, wearing PPEs. Here's a girl dancing, yummy, yummy in a bubble. Look at that. If that's the new normal, fuck you. I'll start my own band. Call it the Knickers. Look at this.

Folks, do you realize? I got to believe the pandemic's going to go away eventually. We're going to look at this shit and go, what was going on with the Flaming Lamps? They're in bubbles. And by the way, I heard their music. They should stay in bubbles. Suck a bag of dog dicks with that shit. Put your bass down.

Pick up a gun. At the time, Coyne says the idea was more or less a social commentary on the state of the virus with the thinking that COVID-19 would never linger long enough to see the bubble experiment fully inflate, as the bad writer said. He said, I don't think anybody would have thought in the middle of March that this thing would still be going on, you know, eight months later. Anyways, I really I took too much of the text from this fucking story. It's making me sick to my goddamn stomach. That's me this weekend.

It was just like that. Just like that. I was coming off the floor about a foot. And I was coming through my nose. You know where they got the bubbles? This is ironic. You know who made the bubbles?

China. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass.

Two chopsticks? Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Like a Zambudi. Come talk. Oh, my God. How much text would I give you? The whole story?

Oh, P.U. Sorry. We've got nine minutes, and I've got to interview Noam, the comedy cellar guy. Finally tonight. Oh, God. I've got to do this real quick because it's kind of a long story. Or shall we save it for tomorrow? Huh?

It's pretty what? So, yeah, it's an evergreen. So it's about a broad university of Minnesota who put out a 12-step program for you getting rid of your whiteness. So we'll start with that one tomorrow. It made me lose sleep when I read it. I wanted to choke this back. Anyway, that is it.

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