The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump & Xi Trade Truce | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1812

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump & Xi Jinping in S. Korea, Maura's Horror, Hateful Black Bitch Breaks Cops Leg, A Child's Threat, Left Wing Pussy Arrested, DEI For Owls and Libs Take Fun Out of Halloween! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

You know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man. I've heard. That was from the Gaudi movie, the real one, with Amin Asante playing Gaudi. They did it in 1990-something, I think. And that was a scene in the prison yard, and he meets with a bunch of the black guy. He walks up on himself.

He's such fucking cocky, Italian. Hey, Chief. Let's take... And it's like five black guys just staring out and, like, the meanest black dude. ever seen. Hey, he goes, Goddy goes, I come in peace. He goes, hey, chief, let's take a walk in my office. And the black guy looks and he goes, you know, you

want crazy whopping. Oh, and he goes, who the fuck you think you are? And he goes, John Gotti. You know what I say? Hard time is for hard ons. What are we doing here? We want to do some soft time, right? You take care of this, he tells the guy, you take this kid and you and your fucking friend. You're friends, you'll get your fucking Coke delivery you in the morning, you can toot your brains. Jesus was he believable.

And then they have fucking Travolta, do it. Might as well have been Paul Lind. Yeah. Welcome to the live lineup. I forgot to say that I act like it's my network. Will you get my show, all these other great shows he's scrolling by, and you can get them for free.

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Today I'll be talking about Trump and a guy from China named Jing Pingpong. That's what I call him. He was in South Korea meeting with the president of China. And apparently, guess what? Trump thinks the meeting went great. Did you really think he was going to say anything else? He could have come out with a knife stuck in his neck, missing an eye and a tooth and went. I think it went good.

pretty good. Also, Mara's horror. What's that? Well, you know, Maura Healey, she's a dyke. Not the wrong one at if they're pretty, but again, she looks like a pulling guard for the Giants in the early 50s. I don't need it. She's the lesbian from Massachusetts, the governor, and she hired a black fella, and he was having drugs delivered to the office, one of the offices of hers. DEI strikes again And we got We have footage of a black pride Running a cop over in New York on purpose And then screaming at the cop And we have a left wing pussy who got arrested Remember the guy that tipped over the table

At the college campus The Turning Point table Remember that jerk off? Well he got arrested For threatening the Trump's life So that's what happens when you're losing When you're getting beat In the arena of ideas they call it

They did. You fucking resort to violent. Let me tell you something. And my buddy, Zuck, the late Greg Zook, would always say, when the law starts turning on each other, in other words, people are attacking the fucking feds and ice and stuff, and lawyers are against them, and judges are ruling. That's when it falls apart.

So I don't give a shit how good things are going. They're asking for a war because that's all they get left. I don't mean to get on a rant. And happy Halloween. especially you ugly brides. All right. And guys, let me tell you about Halloween around here. This is considered the most haunted city in America.

That's what it's called. And, yeah, I live on what they call the most popular street for Halloween because it's called Washington Avenue. And it goes on for miles. And the houses are right next to each other. Nice tree-line, beautiful suburban street, and it goes on for miles. And me and the wife,

what do we, I tell you, we went through how many bags of candies? It was in the 40s or 50s, something. She had to go to the store and get more last year, or maybe that was the year before. I can't remember. But they take it serious. And 85, 90% of my trick-or-treaters of black kids.

And it's the funest fucking night of the year. It's fun. They're nice. They're polite. And when they're not polite, you watch their parents fucking, you know, what, you see? And then I try to figure out

who the daughter is and who the mother is because it's about three years difference in age. And I've had some of the funniest moments. I've told this one every year. And a little black kid goes, hey, we have that penny wise. We set up this thing on our front lawn. And I got the penny wise,

which I didn't know. I just ordered the mask. I didn't know what it was. I just, I like that. It's a creepy looking clown. And a little black kid goes, hey, that's Pennywise. And I go, who's that?

And his father looks at me and goes, you ain't got Netflix, nigger? I felt so at home. I'm, I'm like, certified in Georgia. You ain't a Netflix, nigga? I love it. He made me feel like I was hanging out with him, but I knew him.

And what was the other story I told you? Dallas, I told you that one. And what was the other fuck going? Huh? The crack. Oh. Oh, the mother? Yeah.

The mother goes, yeah, we come. She goes, yeah, she goes, yeah, white people come to our neighborhood for drugs. We come here for the candy. How do you answer that? How do you fucking, that should be a quote somewhere. But it's so fun. It's so the kids are fucking, you know, and there's only a handful of white kids. Maybe a little more than that, but it's so goddamn funny.

And I sit there, it looks like I'm drinking a Diet Coke, but it's half filled with Bacardi and three sheets to the wind. And by the end of the night, I'm lifting the kid's mask up. You're fucking uglier under the back. Fucking Snickers off the And, you know, and the kid goes, Trick-a-Tree, give me something good to eat. And I'm kind of drunk.

I go, what do you think my tax money? What do you think those EB-D cards come from? And he goes, the government, shut down, motherfucker. Okay, take it out your Snickers. All right, take it out of the Snickers. You follow the news better than I do. It really is a fun friggin' night.

And thanks to the wife and the decorations, people pull up in front of a house like it's a friggin, And it surprises me because, like I said, this is the haunted capital of America. And there's people with way more shit going on in their front yard. There's people that start working on it like fucking early September. They got haunted houses that are three feet high and fucking witches that are falling off their roof. It's like a movie. I just got a guy.

We had a mannequin. We put a head on it and fucking sat it in a chair. And we found some creepy. I put it up and I want you to see the house in the address. I don't want to get fucking stabbing the ass. You know how this show is. ruins fun everything

anyways we'll talk about college football too at the end of the show we're in week 10 Dallas week 10 that's what I'm saying October is done

week 10 it's college they don't play 18 games you know I mean they think huh I think like three more I look forward to it all year I don't get it man

as you get older last night Blue Jays anybody excuse me Blue Jays are going to win the World Series against the fucking almighty Dodgers with a trillion dollar payroll

let me tell you I've never seen a team that just from top to bottom they can hit and not like out guys you've never heard of Jimenez Clemens and Straw

a guy named Straw these guys especially when there's two outs and people on base they put the bat on the ball every time. And then they play airtight. They're fucking Vlad Guerrero. I'm like, yeah, he's good.

He's got power and shit because he was kind of a chubby fuck. This guy is in great shape. He can almost beat out an infield hit now. He used to be able to get, you know, you had an hour to throw him out of first day. He hit another one last night. Or was that the night before? No, I think it was last night.

I can't keep him straight. Anyways, they spanked him again. They're up three, two. They're a game away from winning. And I'm pulling for him. even though they're in our division fucking Red So we have to chase that Yankees aren't even a problem now

now it's Toronto but holy moly Bo Bichette he's been out since September hasn't played in September you know in like two months the guy already has like he's been up about nine 10 times

he's got like five hits he's a free agent at the end of the year but Vlad Guerrero's making plays in the field he's hitting home runs they have a catcher named Kirk he's five foot they say five foot I think they say eight.

I don't even think he's that. He's two, he's five, eight, two, 45. He's got a bear gut like Babe Ruth. And there's a great story about him. They went to scout another guy in Venezuela, Guatemala, whatever the fuck. I think it was Venezuela. They went to scout another guy. And the scout couldn't take his eyes off, this chubby catcher who had a gun for an arm.

And he, he went back to his coach as he goes, you've got to trust me on this. When you see him, you're going to go, what the fuck are you doing? trust me, this guy can play. Sure enough, he's been an All-Star a couple times. He's got four or five homas in this postseason. Got a cannon for an arm. Look, if you saw him,

you're like, he's not fit to be a mailman. You know what I mean? But just a baseball player. They are very likable team. And I always hated Toronto. I found very unlikable. But anyways, so the mighty Dodgers, nothing makes me feel happier.

You know, ever since the Celtics and fucking Lakers hated it, I don't like anything sports-wise from California. You know what I mean? I just... I just... I lived out there. I didn't like it.

Who cares about the angels? And they always get the superstars like Trout. They had Otani. And then you get, you know, the fucking L.A. Rams. I like a better now that I did as a kid. Lake is P.U. Any fucking how. So pull for them.

And real quickly, Tuesday, no show. I'm having my pipes scoped. Swabbed. Oh, God, I don't like that. Only time? Swabbed, he said. It's a good way of putting it.

They're going to go up there with a friggin CBS fucking 5K camera. 5K? I don't know. High definition. Anyways, a colonoscopy, which I have to stop preparing for. You guys my age know what I'm talking about on Monday at noontime. have to start to, you know, they have your drinking gasoline and pens oil and then washing it down with fucking

mayoralax and dolc. Anything with a lax in it, LAX, the airport, all that shit. And then you start crapping stuff out from third grade. You're like, oh, there's some number two pencil and some paste. And Karen Conway's her fucking, what do you call it? What the girl put the head up in a snuggy? Or whatever the fuck. What's it called?

Any. Scrunchy. You know, I asked Della shit, like, who was the guy in World War II? Who played for the Rams? He doesn't know that, but he knows Scrunchy. It's unfucking believable. Excuse me? Yeah, scrunchy.

Anyways, so I get that to look forward to. And then a couple weeks after that, these two got to get yanked. I was so happy because I finished all my gigs in October. I'm like, ah, I get the coast a little bit. Fucking anyways. Don't get old as my father. said, nice to say, like, I got a choice. Shut the fuck up. Now, get back in your wheelchair.

Now, let's get on with it. Ready? All righty. Good news from South Korea, I guess. President Trump announced, we have a deal. Shortly after meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping Thursday in their first face-to-face since he returned to the White House. Look at Xi Ping. He's sort of looking at him with a condescending. Look at this ass.

I have to lie to this guy again. Doesn't he have that condescending look on his face? Like, I'm 40 times smart. And you're not. You really not. You think you are. We're still the superpower. So now fetch me some general thows, chicken.

On the scale of zero to ten, this is Trump, with ten being the best, I would say it was a 12. He told reporters on Air Force One after, it matters if he came out, shaking his head, tears in his eyes. It must have been a four. Boy, did I shit the bed?

Would he ever say that? Nobody would, but especially him. And he was on Air Force One. He was talking to the fucking press, leaving the South Korean Air Base that hosted the nearly two-hour summit. He said, we have a deal. Now, every year, he says,

we will renegotiate the deal, but I think the deal will go on for a long time. Could you be any more positive? And that's how you've got to be in life. Again, I don't believe in it. I don't believe in any of that shit. I always hear about God and fate.

He's already decided how it's going to go. So what's the matter what I said? Ever think of that? Ever think of that? Just once? You're my kid brother, Mike. Ever think of that? How do you say Coupa Libre?

Here's Trump, and this is a very tired Trump. And you can't blame him. This guy's fucking island hopping, country hopping, like he's 28 years old. I couldn't keep up with him if I had a bag of Coke and two crack. I don't know how he does it. But,

This is sort of the end of the trip, I think, and he's talking and he's tired. And he sounds, if you hated Trump, you grab this soundbite and go listen to him. China, they're a powerful country. Again, he sounds like me in college when it was an essay or high school

and you fill the first eight lines with bullshit. Right? The French Indian War contained French and Indian people. They threw a rock. And what? And was a war. As you know, war involves violence. War stands for, like other wars, the Cuban, you make it up, the Cuban missile crisis,

the war of 1196 AD between Goliath and Orillo, Marcus. I'd have so much red ink on my test when I got back, like when I was in elementary school, looked like somebody bled on it. Your father hit you when you couldn't do multiplication? Mine did. Not hard, but... And I go, maybe I can't. can't do math because you're rattling my brain at age nine, you motherfucker.

Here's Trump sound like a real bullshit artist, and you know I love him. I'm just saying, listen to this. Hello, everybody. I thought it was an amazing, great leader. He's a great, very powerful, very strong country. Come on, you guys, you know I love him. A leader of very powerful, strong country. He sounds like a real fucking, he's exhausted.

Look, he fell asleep. Even Biden was laughing at him. Go ahead, Mr. Trump. Tell us me. And we, what can I say? We have, there was an outstanding group of decisions, I think, that was made. A lot of decisions were made to, there wasn't too much left out there. You see what I'm saying? And we've come to conclusion on many very important points, and we'll be handing that to you in a little while. There was a lot of, a lot of different things. many of them very important. Pause.

Many of them very important. Well, you flew halfway around the world. I hope you weren't talking about how we could improve fucking decap and make better sneakers for the kick-ahead. We're in agreement. Fried right.

So many elements. Large amounts, tremendous amounts of the soybeans and other farm products are going to be purchased immediately starting immediately. If you notice, President Xi authorized

yesterday for China to start. Did you know that? Right. China to start. All right. I can't. I can't. He's even bothered me.

He said the... Trump said that G. agreed to pause for a period of one year, Beijing's new export restrictions on products made with rare earth critical minerals, which could have impacted the global supply of high-tech magnets, batteries, semiconductors,

vibrators, ladies. We've seen said we said 91. Is who's on line with that? But Trump let it slide. Trump also said, he goes, in a meeting, one out of ten being the best, I'd say it was a 12.

And then he said this, Hey, everybody, we're all going to get late. And he shut the door on the plane. The breakthrough averts Trump's threatened 100% additional tariff on Chinese goods, which would have taken effect on November 1st in protest of the export restrictions, which required companies to seek special permission for shipments. There's no roadblock at all on rare earth, he said.

It's a one-year deal that I think will be very routinely extended. Now, why would you... All right, I'll save it for the end. Trump said, G, also agreed to renewed crackdown on fentanyl exports, and that the U.S. in turn, if he cracks down on fentanyl would reduce. reduced the 20% fentanyl tariff on Chinese goods to 10% bringing the average tariff on Chinese goods from 57.6 to 47.6. And slightly lower than the 50% rate currently being applied to Brazil and India.

So they'd be paying less than Brazil and India. Oh, it's good. That sounds Japanese. Louis got me all fucked up with that. You finish? You know finish? No. No.

No. In subsequent truth social posts, Trump said China also agree that they will begin the process of purchasing purchasing American energy. Why? They open a friggin, and they're probably still doing it. They open a coal mine, you know what, a day over there. Purchase American energy. In fact, a very large scale transaction may take place concerning the purchase of oil and gas from the great state of Alaska. many of the core agreements were known in advance after the U.S. and Chinese negotiated his hammered out of framework

understanding during discussions in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. You know who's sitting right next to Trump at the meetings? Fucking boy, Rubio, with that serious look on his face. That motherfucker is so intense. He never, he's so fucking, I just,

I think he'd make a good one too. president did not say if the pending deal to transfer control of TikTok to the U.S. were discussed or finalized during the talks. And he also confirmed that Taiwan was not discussed at all. That's fine.

But do you really believe, Mr. Trump, I know you have to. You're our president. You've got to put a smile on the, you can't believe the guy's going to do what he said. I mean, I know he lied to Biden, but who wouldn't is what you're saying. But, dude, this is what they do.

I saw a guy say on TV, a great analogy. We don't want to be Charlie Brown when he tries to kick the football when Lucy's holding it. I thought it was a perfect metaphor or whatever you want to call it. I'd like to believe all that shit's going to happen.

But they're what we call KG. Didn't they have something to do with the origins of COVID? Didn't they? Now you want me to believe they're going to be our friends. It's just a-as. I just don't, I can't. They might do it for a little while and shit. They make billions as far as fentanyl goes, whatever.

Maybe they'll have to. Maybe they think Trump, you know, maybe Trump's proved himself. I just don't, just a look on G. Ping's face. He's looking at him like he's curly from the stooges. Let's move on to what, well, this headline only works if you're from Boston. What a horror for Mara. That will be Maura Healy, the gay woman governor of Massachusetts. Because, you know, they got to let you know that.

We hire gay people. We hire minorities. We let illegal sleep on our airports. Because we're good people. You're fucking assholes on the right. You're racist. You're bigoted. Sure, you're 50 times smarter than us.

But this is how we show we're smart. But we're really not. We're fucking retarded. We're retarded. An aide to Massachusetts governor, Mara Healy, a black guy, by the way. It was arrested for cocaine trafficking.

And black guy, by the way, after investigators and receptive packages, intercepted packages, with drugs slated to be delivered to a state office building where he worked. So he's a deputy, whatever the fuck, of her works.

And I think the Springfield office was in western Massachusetts. And he's having cocaine delivered to the thing. We got the video of him getting busted, right? Show it. 200,000 more.

Oh, I'm sorry. He said... Cuban. Get him up. Get your hands up. Put your hands against the wall. Turn around. You're not kidding.

Turn them up against the wall. One of my favorite lines the whole movie. John O'Carren. I got such a good lawyer. He's such a good lawyer. Tomorrow you're going to be working in Alaska. And the guy goes, good. Trump's there, I heard. They're doing a deal with the chinks.

What? Don't you move you, motherfucker. I'll blow your brains out. Lamar Cook. There he is. Here's Lamar. Lamar. Two words for you. Men's warehouse. He looks like a little kid.

Ready to go to his first day of eighth grade. Lamar Cook, 45 of Springfield. Springfield is a shithole, by the way. My parents lived there right after they got married for a year or two. It wasn't as bad then as it is now. Lamar Cook, 45 of Springfield, pleaded not guilty during his arraignment Wednesday, and was ordered, held without bail pending a court hearing.

In addition to the drug charge, Cook is also charged with illegally owning a firearm and ammunition. Well, what good's a fucking firearm without ammunition? Cook served as a deputy director of Healey's Western Massachusetts office. She's gay and what do you know? The picture we have of her, she's screaming at somebody. Probably an assistant.

She's yelling, why don't I like Dick? According to an archive staff directory, a spokesperson for the governor's office said state officials fired Cook effective immediately after learning of his arrest Tuesday. Well, that's not nice. fire black fellow. Doesn't he get a habeas corpus? A nice fucking herring first and all that? You canned them already?

What kind of knit with? If you're going to be a criminal, be a good one. You know what I mean? It's already risky. But be, you're having your fucking Coke delivered to your workplace? Your government's work. Your government workplace. Exactly. You're not working sanitation in Queens. The conduct that occurred here is unacceptable. and represents a major breach of the public trusts, the spokesperson. No, what it represents is you loving DEI,

and there's probably a white guy, 40 times they're qualified that could have had the job. Even a white woman, probably a gay one with big neck, like, but anyways, you went with the former running back on a fucking, by the way, Dallas, I didn't tell you this. I stayed up to like three in the morning the other night. This is how much I don't like Dion Sanders. I don't like him as a coach and what he represents. because he's a fucking white he hated

to the fucking... Anyways, they were playing Utah. It was 40-0-0-and-half-time, Utah. And Colorado beat Iowa State the weekend before. So you were hate watching. Oh, dude, I had a hard-on. It was like I was watching porn. Everything I could do not to grab the lotion. Yeah, that's right.

I had a hate on, as we used to say in college. 40 not that at half time And the guy, you know, the guy put the brakes on The other end ended up 50 to some fucking thing. It's just refreshing to see. But they beat Iowa State Who was in a top 25? That's surprising.

Watching them against you, it was like watching a high school team against a college team. I mean, every time Utah ran off tackle, they get 11 yards. It was fucking brutal. Anyways, back to this angry lady yelling at me.

This crippling at me. Criminal investigation is ongoing, and our administration will work with law enforcement to assist them in their work, said the salad making. Authorities have seized 21 kilograms of cocaine from your cousin, Tommy, from Boston, including eight intercepted Saturday during a delivery operation, one of them for a pick six. At Springfield State Office building, the DA's office said, investigators, they searched Cook's former office Monday night. Cook was arrested Tuesday while in his car in Springfield.

Bye, dickhead. What are you doing, Mr. Cook? What are you doing? Well, I'm just doing with the DEI. Smart guy, but I want real money. You can't make money working with the government. I know. So become a full-time Coke deal.

Do it right. Put 100% effort into it. Like your dad told you. Not your dad. whoever raised you your aunt Pam what was Chris Rock's joke if you call you if you call your grandmother your mom and if you call your mom Pam you the investigation stem from two prior drug seizures authorities intercepted and search two suspicious packages at Hotel UMass is that a hotel

UMass it's called University of Massachusetts, Amherst. In Amherst on October 10th and found about 13 kilograms of suspected cocaine. Cook previously worked. Oh, there's the connection as the director of Hotel UMass according to his LinkedIn profile.

Evidence collected, that must have been a real caper to break. Evidence collected during the operation was consistent with the narcotics recovered during the most recent controlled delivery in Springfield, the DA's office. The investigation into the UMass seizure remains ongoing. It may result in additional charges

related to the prior shipment in Hampshire County. Bye-bye, Mr. Cook. Let's move on to some more bad behavior. Break a leg, officer. A woman who screamed, fuck these cops. After, this is after, not before. Usually yelled that before you run the cop. after

her purposely running down a police officer and breaking his leg with her car got not nearly enough time in prison at her sentencing's Wednesday

a cop union said and if you don't agree with a cop union guy you're probably a Democrat and you don't give a fuck about law and order but Sahara anytime you named after a desert

Sahara Dula that's my new screen name that's a girl oh You do. I see a pack of cools. That looks like, that looks like,

oh, come on. What's the guy that got in trouble? He's always on the black guy in ESPN. Yeah, that narrows it down, Nick. The former tight end, and he's accused of rape now. You and I are the fucking worst.

Thank you. Shannon Sharp, one of the sharps. I thought that was one of the, a sharp brother that we didn't know. It's a woman, Sahara Dula. She was sentenced to two, okay, two years. Oh, do we show the video yet? Not yet.

Did I skip it? Nope. Oh. Sentenced to two years behind bars after she admitted to intentionally plowed over an NYPD cop while driving high, by the way. I got hit by a car when I was 11 by a girl that was high into oncoming traffic on the Upper East Side in January of 2024. here is the video.

It looks more like a nice tackle, a form tackle. Check this out. Let's put some reggae under it. Guy's Fem is sticking out of his pants. Can we see that again? It's like a good block on a kickoff. Two years? That's it?

How is that not attempted murder? Well, it is. We're just going to get. She's a black woman. She didn't mean it. Two years. Yeah, Alvin Bragg, you think she's. she's going to do those two years?

He'll let her out next week and they just won't report it or whatever the fuck. I swear that's what's going on. Fucking cop. I get nervous. You know, you mouth off to a cop or whatever. I mean, two years? Playoffs. Playoffs.

Playoffs. The sentence is not nearly enough. This individual tried to run down a New York City police officer. She could have killed them. Thanks for connecting the dog. Lieutenant, Rail Police Benevolent Association. President Patrick Hendry. Not Henry.

Not Patrick Henry. Give me something or give me death. Was it, pizza? Patrick Hendry. How you doing, Hendry? Remember, good fellows? When they're kids and they meet Jimmy Conway. How you doing, Henry?

Meets Henry Hill. Hey, meets Henry Hill. That's what it was. How you doing, Henry? We're glad she's going behind bars. instead of walking free, but our justice system needs to send the message that will be zero leniency for attacks on police. Yeah, two years doesn't send that message, Mr. Bragg.

A dula who infamously admitted to mowing into police on purpose appeared before sentencing in a, excuse me, in a down jacket when it was 70-4 degrees up, appeared for sentencing before Manhattan Supreme Court Judge, oh, Melissa T. Lewis. she pleaded guilty to assault in the second degree. I like to know where the judge Melissa Lewis lives, what she looks like, where she went to school, and how she came up with that. The driver was driving the wrong way on Park Avenue

near E71st Street around 4.30 p.m. on January 17th, 20, 24, when she encountered a group of officers in the street, Manhattan prosecutors have said. Officers were in the area investigating an unrelated robbery at a nearby high-end clothing store. Gee, I wonder who did that and had closed off part of the road. The injured officer suffered a fracture to one of his legs. The motorist was arrested at the scene and later went on an anti-cop rant where she said

she intentionally plowed through the cop according to the court documents. That I will give her credit for. They don't hide their hate. and she knows. I can say anything I want. She probably said, I'm only getting two for doing it. Now, here's how I really feel.

And then she said, fuck these cops. He wouldn't move. Let that sink in for a minute. Let that mentality think. The ignorance is beyond description. He wouldn't move. Yeah, he's a cop.

He doesn't have to. You have to do it. Wrong way. Thank you very much. Dula said that. That's what she said. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

Yeah, I agree. Michael Jackson. Prosecutors have said that Doola drove her black Lexus. Okay, she's that ignorant and stupid, but she's got a black Lexus. Sure, she's a dentist. Northbound on the southbound lanes

of Park Avenue for approximately 10 blocks while high on marijuana. And she still only gets two years. Are you fucking dog-styling me? Her attorney, Patricia Wright, had previously stated, is that Patricia right? I bet it is, right? Any white people in the story? Oh, just the cops doing their job. Stated that her client, a college criminal justice graduate. Oh, my ache and stem. Did you hear what I just said? I forgot about that part of the story. She's a

college criminal justice graduate, and she's yelling, fuck the cops after she run one of them over. And you guys wanted to tell us that affirmative action in DEI were a good thing. Just let that soak in. She's not fit to go to fucking trade. Wait a minute. Trade guys are actually smart. That's an insult. Pick some school with his retards. I was going to go at Harvard too. A college criminal justice graduate suffers.

Oh, she suffers from bipolar disorder and receives mental health treatment. But I'm glad she's going to be a cop someday or a lawyer. Or a lawyer. Did you just say what I just said? She's mentally ill. Bipolar. and studying criminal justice.

That's just another, another symptom of a country who's been hating itself for 60 years. And one party's trying to bring it to its knees. That's all that is. End the story. Let's, uh, anytime we go down to Florida for a story, choose you, I can't remember what it is. No, no, no, no! That sounds about right, Florida. in our FLA segment tonight.

Staff at Riverview, I grew up in Riverview Avenue, Learning Center in Ormond Beach, Florida, notified a deputy about the kill list, which contained four names, officials said, wait a bit, didn't it? It's supposed to say the age of the girl. She was 11 years old.

She had a kill list. A student had a kill list at age 11. I was still playing with dolls at 11. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. you hear me you got to grow up the suspect said she was just playing black dudes will say that if they stab you in the heart

just playing still the girl was charged with making a written threat to kill a second degree felony she's expected to do eight minutes as well as violating her probation the sheriff's so can I ask you black parents what do you do you just have kids and just throw them out on the sidewalk let somebody raise them

Is that what you do? Honestly. Honestly. And I know what you're thinking. Yeah, well, slavery fucked up. Bid, bim, bid, baba. Okay. And what's the shelf life on that excuse?

You're not the first race of people to be fucking oppressed. What are you doing? You're stuck in reverse. Not blaming you. I'm just saying. Can somebody help these people, please? Serif's office posted video

after the girl's arrest showing deputies perp walking her into a judge. jail. So again, 11 years old. A deputy is heard asking her if she had been to the been to the fucking jail before. And she applied in the affirmative. Here's a video of the

Purp Walk. What brings you here today? Slave ship? Well, not today. A few years ago. He's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Oh, come on. No pilot. I can't breathe. We'll get some paperwork together and we'll get you

going over soon. drowned out the answer. Have any questions? Yeah. Anyways, another user opined that publicly Listen to this. And this is the mentality that has brought this country

to the third real shithole it's becoming. Another user online opine that publicly shaming this child goes again. Sounds like you know who. Whoopi. This public is child. She loves to say child.

Learn that from Crowder. Publicly shaming this child goes again. against what research shows us is more effective in preventing this behavior and ultimately protecting others. Oh, is that right? Do you see how, do you see how all logic, reasoning has been just fucking thrown out

in the name of not offending people or oppressing them? Do you guys see it? Really? So what do you do? You know what else? I did my research. If somebody bitch slapped her 40 times when she was 10,

she might have thought it twice about doing something like that. Research shows that too. Oi, to not only release the name of the child, but to create a video of her arrest typically creates worse future outcomes. And to that, fuck you, fuck you,

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Wow. I'm Sean Hannity. Set your clocks and DVD, I never ever miss an episode. Wow. Can you imagine somebody actually

believes that. The a aforementioned sentiment was a main issue in a blaze news story published earlier this month about another Florida sheriff's office that was under fire after posting a nine-year-old males mugshot on Facebook after his

felony arrest. That's called deterrence. That's what that is. When you show the 11-year-old girl being put in jail, maybe some 11-year-old idiots watching would go, you know what, we better not fuck around with the sheriff Do you see how that works?

That's why there's a jail in the first place. It's supposed to be deterrent. And that's why prison is a fucking nightmare. You don't want to go there. You almost want to thank the guys in prison. Because a lot of people, including white, all colors, there's a time where you were debating on, I want to fucking kill this mother, or whatever.

I want to punch this clerk on the, whatever. And you're like, I can't. I don't want to be raped for the next five years. Well, I do, but I'm not going to let you. people know that. Anyways. Speaking of rape, let's move on to the next story. Left wing pussy arrested.

Like there's any other kind. Okay, Ronnie redundant. I better slow it down. My ass hurts, too. And Dallas goes, what do I'm going to do? And he's talking like, I'm not a good-looking guy. Went to my proctologist.

He stuck his finger by mouth. I'll tell you. I'm all right now, but last week I was in rough shape, you know? I picked up my briefcase. The handle came off. I went to open the door. The door-dub came off. I'm afraid to take a leak.

I'll tell you. An Illinois State University teaching assistant fired for violently flipping a turning point USA table. I'm getting the creeps. I'm going to do a little editorializing. The whole Charlie, there's so many theories out there that I'm hoping that falls. But I, Erica, the wife, gives me the willies. I, and I pray.

am wrong. But I get this sense of false. There's something. I don't feel the sincerity. It feels put on to me. I hope I'm wrong. I know people like Candice Owens would probably agree with me

a thousand percent. It's a weird thing. Canvas is getting labeled. Tucker now is being called an anti-Semite. And somehow they work a turning point into it and in Israel. And the Jews control, you know,

turning, it's whatever. But the wife makes me uncomfortable. Even when she gave that brilliant speech right after he died, I, there was some parts it felt put on and I pray to my mother, I'm wrong. People always say on my mother's eyes

and my friends go, you don't even like your mother. Fuck, who said that? Do you know what I'm saying? Anybody else getting the willies? It feels a little weird. She took the stage at some college for the first time.

yesterday, whatever. She makes me uncomfortable. I don't feel the, I don't know. I don't know. But then I'm online and I see Elaine Boozler, Jewish female comedian, big in the 80s. But it's funny as pediatric cancer, in my opinion.

But, you know, one of the Dodgers was wearing on his hat in little print. It says something like God bless Charlie Kirk or something like that. In a little print, you can't even, she had it blown up on her on X saying, you know, this is why I hate the fucking dodges. I hope they lose. Charlie Kirk was a hate-mongering massage. Can you imagine?

Can you find that much I know is bullshit. Can you fucking imagine? And then say that about a Jew and see how far you get. But this is Elaine Boozler. Like she was a well-known comic. again my theory the longer you stay in Hollywood in L.A. and the deeper you go, the stupider you get. I noticed Joe Rogan smarted up a hell of a lot more when to get out of there.

I know we went to Austin, which is even worse. But at least he smelled the black rifle coffee. Anyways, but I read that. Really? You hate that fucking guy? Because he used to, nobody was more transparent. about what he believed. And he actually asked people assholes like you, Elaine, to fucking debate him.

And he was all about going to church and raising a family. Yeah, what a fucking, what a cancer upon the earth. You untalented pig. Anyway, somebody makes sure she gets this. Docs her. Anyway, teacher assistant

fired for violently flipping a turning point table. You guys remember this. We showed the clip. These teeth have to go to him. just not because they hurt the yellow. On campus, the guy's not, we showed the clip,

we're going to show it again, has now been arrested for allegedly, allegedly threatening to kill President Trump. Derek Lopez, is Derek, tough guy, huh? Derek Lopez, 27, was nabbed after he allegedly spewed a slew of vile,

vile threats on social media earlier this week, including one way he boldly declared, and this is a quote from him, I'm going to kill Donald Trump according to the feds. In one post over the weekend, Lopez allegedly posted a video of

a man pointing a gun at a graphic of Trump with a target on his head, the criminal complaint states. He also cited the ongoing government shutdown as the perfect scenario to target Trump.

Huh? It's the Democrats that are doing it. You think he's. he fucking cares. This is the perfect time to kill the president, exclamation point. The Secret Service is down. Do you really believe that, do you? He allegedly commented on one of the Secret Services' Instagram posts on Monday.

That's what he put on there. Gee, you're looking at, I guess you want to make the headlines and shit. You're going to, Lopez was hit with federal charges over the alleged threats and faces up to five years in prison, if convicted. Prosecutors say that. You go fuck yourself, convent. The threats against President Trump, although I still know Madonna never.

Remember threatening. Madonna and Johnny Depp and just rolled off there. The threats against President Trump allegedly posted, but the difference is Trump is not playing game, allegedly posted by this individual

are heinous and have no place in our society. Who said that? FBI director, Cash Patel. He said, Patel said, let this be a message. Anyone who threatens violence against public officials or any American will be found and brought to justice. The grad student's arrest comes just two weeks. We show this a couple weeks ago. After he was let go from his teaching assistant position, did you hear what I just said?

He's a, on a college campus, a teacher's assistant. This is what you're sending your kids to school and this is what, teaches them. So you have this. You've got the black woman bipolar, probably the IQ of a fucking snow tire, and she's studying criminal justice. Do you see where it? These aren't isolated cases, okay? Anyways, he got fired from his teaching assistant when footage of his hot-headed table flip went viral on social media. This reminded me when I lost my temper on a Thanksgiving at my aunt Carol's house. No, I'm just about. Lopez was caught on camera, storming over to the table. where the school's Turning Point USA chapter, the conservative group started by the late Charlie Kirk, were advertising an upcoming event on campus. And even when he does this,

you can tell he's not even comfortable at being a bad guy. He almost blows it. He almost falls down, pulling a tablecloth. He's got tight pants on. He's got a shirt from the Ellen DeGeneres Collection. And he sounds like a fruit cup to me when he talks, but he's a big, tough guy. See, he sees a guy like that.

See that kid? Glass is fat. Easy target. Christian. So they won't fight back. It's a big tough guy. He's going to go over and do this. Well, you know, Jesus did it.

So you know, I got to do it. You just did it. Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. I suck. I suck. I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.

He did that to put himself on the radar, and now he threatens the president. Like, we have to follow up on this one. Right. He's got to get five years. He has to. And I don't want to hear any, you know, good behavior, boo-boo-boo-boo.

Big tough guy. Picking on some Christian kids had set up a table. Elaine Boozler, is he your hero, you douchebag? you unfunny pig. What's that? They got away with it for so long. Absolutely. It's a college camp.

Do anything you want if you think like that. Speaking of college campuses, they're big on DEI, or they were, told Trump. That's the best thing he's done, by the way, since he got an office. Outruling that whole shit. Anyways, how about DEI for owls? I didn't make it up, folks.

This is an actual story. The Fish and Wildlife Services, this $1.335 billion barred owl extermination plan that's barred. I thought it was barn. Is there a barn owl?

It's barred. I always thought it was a barn owl. We had, I told you, damn and I should have sent you a picture to one that was in our yard. Anyways, they have a $1.35 billion barred owl extermination plan epitomizes bureaucratic insanity.

spending $3,000 per owl to artificially prop up a weaker species isn't conservation. It's ecological central planning. The DEI for Owls' madness mirrors Washington's obsession with equalizing outcomes rather than respecting natural competition. Who said that? Our favorite senator from Louisiana. I'm sorry. No, Louisiana. Yeah, how dare you.

Senator Kennedy from, it's John Kennedy too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny? You get John Kennedy, and this one's accent is, you know the guy we're talking about, right? He just likes to, let me ask you something, Mrs. Ginsberg. You like coffee. He always goes into these. Southernisms.

Southernisms. Well, I tell you, that may be about his nervous. is a porcupine in a balloon factory. I got that from foghorn, leghorn. Check, this is our boy, Senator Kennedy explaining this DEI owl shit. He's using it as a metaphor. You know, you can apply it to humans, but go ahead.

The bard owl is a better hunter than the spotted owl, and that's called the spot. Oh, pause. I ain't going to picture of him. Go ahead. Audit owls, population, a decrease. So the Department of Interior, in its infinite wisdom, has come up with DEI for owls. They've come up with quotas for owls.

The bard owl, because nature, God, whatever you believe in, made them better hunters, now has to give up its rights, has to give up its life. because the spotted out is not as good of a hunter. It's like affirmative action for Birge. Is that it? That's all I gave you? How dare I. It's just so ridiculous.

Yeah, so they're killing off the one that's good to equal off. While spotted owl populations dwindled under Biden's failed managed fire policies that torched millions of acres. Look at that. my favorite thing. I don't know. It's not an animal, I guess. It looks like, I told Dallas, it looks like a movie star and a fur coat walking the red carpet with those big Liz Taylor Eisen. Torch millions of acres. The solution isn't taxpayers funded avian affirmative action. Lawmakers rightly call this a fiscal and ethical disaster, prioritizing owl equity over border

security. Do you understand? That's what energy dominance or auditing the $150 billion wasted annually on illegal immigration? Oh my, how much more do you need to know about the left and how retarded they is? And one of the things they're great doing, Libs, and I remember Rush used to say this when I used to listen to Rush Limbaugh. He goes, have they ever had a good day? They always wake up. Oh, AIDS, starving kids. Again, it's all virtue signaling. It's for them to think, I'm a good part. Look at, I'm around the clock.

I'm taking care of kids who are, you know, undeveloped countries, all this fucking horseshit. They don't have a day. They don't, do they ever enjoy themselves? Other than when they were at a no-king's rally, fucking throwing something at somebody. They can take the fun out of it, including Halloween. I just saw that I had to show at Halloween's tomorrow night

and I just read this thing shaking my head and of course where did I find it folks CNN not all the scares and frights and bumps in the night are imaginary on Halloween each year thousands of people land in the emergency room due to Halloween related injuries one of the biggest culprits may come as a surprise

it's pumpkin carving Well, yeah, if you've got a retarded kid and you hand him a knife, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Thank God we have that. Here's a video for a... Here's what I wrote. Here's a video for retarded people on carving a pumpkin. Look at this... Kitchen table, which I totally get.

Try a workbench or really a kitchen island. Now, a lot of people think, oh, this is a great pumpkin carving tool because it's serrated, it's short. It's easy to hold in your hands. The problem is, as you're stabbing it into the pumpkin, your hand can slip. and we do see a lot of injuries happening in that way. So this is an actual saw. Probably not the best thing to use if you're carving a pumpkin with kids. Then we start getting into some of what I like to refer to as the death or danger zone of pumpkin carving.

Pause. Did you hear what he just said, the death or danger zone of a pumpkin carve? You're going to tell Dimitri that when he's like, son, you could die doing this. Fuck off, dad. Go ahead. I'm going to recommend you ever use scissors to carve a pumpkin. You should never be carving a pumpkin with a razor blade. You should definitely never be carving a pumpkin with a giant carving knife.

Use the proper carving tools. Enough, you, you're lesbian. Okay. Well, I have a, that a similar safety thing. It's based on cooking, though. Do you remember your child did it? To bone the chicken. Now, for this, you need a very sharp knife.

Can't do nothing without a sharp knife. And you place the chicken on its stomach and cut a long, the backbone to the pope's nose like so. Oh! Now I've done it. I've cut the dickens out of my finger. I'm glad in a way this happened. You know, I have left apron like so.

Chau be a little. Liver. The reason not to last resort, however, because you could lose your hand if you tighten it. To the emergency help to go to sleep now, bonapit. Ah, that's a good way to end it. You know, it's so fun.

I mean, you guys who are young and probably say, well, they've done it 100. That was the first time on SNL. They did something like, they've done it 100 times since. With the bloods, you know, Will Ferrell's have the fucking, and you can see the tube sticking out when Will Ferrell did. But that, that was, I mean, that

was the first time. And it was like almost too graphic to some people. I remember they're complaining. That's when the show was funny. Anyhow, that's it. Watch college football this weekend. I've told you, I'm not going to keep preaching. Some great matchups, trust me. And

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