The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Attack on Barack | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1768

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about The Prince of Darkness Gone, Trump Calls Out Obama, Obama Denies Facts, The Mile High Club, Zohran the Jew Hater, Olympics Say No to Chicks With Dicks and Alina Hubba Hubba Habba!   Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow   TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com   MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/   SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/ 

Music playing Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. Who said I'm pretending, Bob? Heard that from my fourth grade teacher, so I don't think it's an act. I think I would have quit a few years ago. You ever meet my family? Shut the fuck up, Bob. How are you, folks? Welcome to the big live lineup where you get some heavy hitters. They're flying by the screen right now. Tim Poole, Steven Crowder, Andrew Wilson, a bunch of

other heavy hitters. This is on Rumble Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. Eastern time to 6 p.m. I pull up the rear there. That's the lineup. And best of all, this is rumble and it's free. Don't ever forget that. They're the ones who pretty much put, who do I hate? What do you call that, YouTube? Jesus, I couldn't even remember YouTube. I only took one Advil PM last night. I'm having the craziest fucking dream every night on this shit.

Or maybe it's the sleep patch I'm wearing that has all that shit in it. Remember two nights ago I told you Brad Marsh and I dreamed I was a fucking on a pond he just won the cup and he wouldn't hug me and then he did hug me. I mean so romantic and last night I was on a ferry. I was on a fucking ferry. I don't know where. It was half ferry, half airport. Again, all based on anxiety.

Everybody's pat. We're all on these lines, and it's taken forever to get through the lines to get on the ferry. I'm about to step on the ferry. I realize I left my baggage. I'm fighting through people, the fucking horns going off. I mean, a shrink could have a field day with this shit. They're going to go, there's something deep down inside.

And it's all anxiety related. Couple nights ago, what, last week on Friday or Saturday, and I'm dreaming I was in an apartment building in the Bronx with Al Barbro looking for his father's apartment He was a friend of mine and Finally found that he's gone that I can't find my way out of there It's all and 90% of them take place usually in New York. I don't know what the fuck if I was molested there Not as a kid as a grown-up

But mother of the, it's the sleeping pill, I think. They fucking send you somewhere else, man. But, but it's never, it's never me, you know, eating Pam Anderson's ass or going to Dairy Queen with Megan Fox or sitting by a Crystal Brook with Kevin Spacey. sitting by a Crystal Brook with Kevin Spacey. I don't know what that shit is.

And the ambient thing, have you guys listened to my bit on that old bit about me waking up? This has the same effect. Like today I'll be miserable the rest of the day. Ask my wife Shouldn't you should knock your wife out because she'd be in jeopardy. Should you? The fuck do you know James Baldwin wrote anyways Jason Jason's a writer and he knows his I'm sure he knows his office Jason you'd be proud of me, man

I bought a book before we went on vacation this year called the I know my hundred greatest Classic so what other fuck I know my hundred classic and I had it all memorized all the authors and shit and actually Got a couple right this week but my retention level I Got Dumas fucking that kind Monique Crisco and fucking there was another good one that my wife fainted when I got it and and but then there's a bunch of them now that come up that I'm

like I have no idea how to memorize six months ago and that's right folks that's where I'm at playing jeopardy I'm supposed to be at a titty bar I'm 63 and the socks dropped another one to the Phillies Phillies had a pitcher last night six foot two I think no six five I know under 200 pounds guy named named Sanchez, lefty, fucking, they couldn't touch him. He has the best junk I've seen this year. They couldn't lay a bat on him. And once again, the socks come out of the all-star break like they always do, eating their own shit.

Ah, I don't, I can't wait for the fucking, you know, our trade deadline so we can exhume Babe Ruth. way for the fucking you know a trade deadline so we can exhume Babe Ruth. Why we let go of Schwab or I'll never understand Schwab is one of these hired guns that teams hire if they're going into the playoffs the buyers we had him a couple years ago he only hit a home on one every other time he was up and they loved them in the club policy let him go I don't fucking get it don't give me that budget shit. And guess what?

Last night, Rafael Devers played first base for the Giants. I know you guys might not know, that's why we get rid of him. He didn't want to play first base. And it was a real prick apparently about it. And so we canned them and he goes to San Francisco, he's only been there about a month and he's already played first base. Ah, enjoy Aidstown. San Francisco, he's only been there about a month, and he's already playing first base.

Enjoy AIDS town. Hope you step on a dirty syringe with dog shit and human shit on it. That's what I hope. What did I have last night to eat? Nothing, let's move on. Today I'll be talking about the Prince of Darkness, the great Ozzy Osbourne is finally, as they say, going home to mama. That may be sad, because he is one in a million man.

I mean, he is, and he got, he went from a great musician, a front man to a fucking, the funniest non-comedian on the planet. Jesus, you watch, we'll show a clip of his reality show, but mother of God, you make your belly laugh. And Obama claps back at Trump. As you know, a couple days ago, Tulsi Gabbard released all this evidence, all this proof, that it was definitely a conspiracy in treason to what they tried to do to Trump. I'm talking Obama and his fucking minions. So his spokesperson clapped back.

And that's about it. Zoran the Jew hater is out there touring with a, I think he's touring with the Allman Brothers, they're gonna be in Mecca at the fucking Dead Saul Leibowitz theater. Anyways he's out there and stuff's coming out, stuff he said a while ago and again in a normal world it would be disqualified immediately but you know it is New York City and like I said and I'll say it again those elections are under the guise Again, in a normal world, he'd be disqualified immediately. But it is New York City. Like I said, and I'll say it again, those elections are under the guise of an election.

I think they were appointed. I can't even believe this jerk off got this much traction already. But I saw that Ted Cruz is trying to pass a law to put people in jail who fund that type, you know, Soros those type of people who fund protests and rallies and riots so finally Ted's doing something, ya prick ya alright

let's start with the sad news up front bye bye dark prince Ozzy Osbourne the legendary prince of darkness one of heavy metal metals most iconic stars Has died of rabies apparently it was a delayed a Delayed reaction from that bat which was years ago He was 76 and you know what folks That's almost for the rest of life us like being 136 when you consider the amount of fucking Chemicals he ingested and being molested as a kid and alcohol and all that horse shit

But then I see how his life turned that I wish somebody fucked me Namely my uncle was somebody late right at the not too late Dallas has with a creepy look in his eye God it's sad. I think one of the first albums I bought was paranoid. That's how fucking old I am He died surrounded by fentanyl dealers and He died surrounded by fentanyl dealers and undertakers. No, he died surrounded by love, his family said in a statement. It is with more sadness than mere words can convey

that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbun has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by used condoms. We ask everyone to respect our family's privacy at this time. Yeah that's why you get a reality show. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Amy, Stu, Priscilla and Frank. News of Osborne's death comes more than five years after he announced his Parkinson's disease diagnosis in January of 20. I always confuse that with

that's the one Michael J Fox got. Boy Michael J Fox got a dose of it. I mean Jesus it's like watching a blender. Born John Michael Osborne in Birmingham England December 3rd 1948. Who would have fucking put money on him? He lived into his 70s. He was nicknamed Ozzy in primary school he had a challenging childhood but music provided him with an outlet learning was difficult for him due to dyslexia a lot of that shit Jay Leno had dyslexia and the future Rocker Hall of Fame inductee claimed to have been sexually abused by bullies. Well, there's a new twist. When he was 11, he also recalled attempting suicide as a teen.

Osborne credited the Beatles. This surprised the shit out of me. This is what inspired him to get into music. The Beatles in their 1964 song, She Loves You. Maybe I'm molested by an aunt. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, she loves you. For inspiring him to pursue his career.

When he was 15, Osborne dropped out of school and worked several trade jobs. Two years later he spent six weeks in the Winston Green prison because he was unable to pay a fine after stealing from a clothing store. Well, you should have been black and you should have been born a few years ago. They keep the shit Ozzy. Yeah, that's where we are now. Once released Osborne and his friend Geezer Butler, anytime your best friend is Geezer, you're in deep shit, formed their band Rare Breed with Ozzy on vocals. That's a great name actually. He and Butler and their Black Sabbath. It says, and this, I'm reading how it was written in the article. He and

Butler and their Black Sabbath in 1968. The band is highly regarded as a major influence in the development of heavy metal music and teen suicide. That's what they used to try to pin it on, remember? Oh, Judas Priest, they tried to pin that on. And these guys, anybody that heavy metal, they had hits, you guys know if you're, well you young people know Ozzy from Crazy Tramp, but Black Sabbath, fucking War Pigs, Paranoid, Iron Man.

Iron Man I can play, folks. If somebody said play a song, I got the intro down. I got the... No coincidence, one of those songs that you can play on one string, Jason. But I don't. I do the actual power chords and I can go into the, a little bit of the chorus and whatever the fuck.

Anyways, very sad. Here's a clip of him near the end where, chords and I can go into the little bit of the chorus and whatever the fuck anyways very sad here's here's a clip of him near the end where he again he was he was just walking entertainment Come on Sharon, I'm fucking Ozzy, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil, evil, fucking evil, I gotta follow the fucking bubbles. When do the male models come on and start stroking? What did he say? Oops. What did you say? One to the what?

When do the male models come on? Male models. Alright, go ahead. 2000 degrees in cloudy 2000 degrees in cloudy this is me stuck on the weather channel that's not acting That's not acting. Excuse me. From this screen you can control basically the all-hours.

Satellite, and then they have satellite music, CD. Imagine explaining that to us. What kind of fucking stupid deal? We didn't give the owners any written instructions. We gave them the remote controls, and then the owners figured out by themselves how to work it, so that's how easy it is weak signal that's about what's that old fucking that weak signal

can't get this fucking this television to work oh my god they must have been laughing 24 hours a day with that guy. Anyways rest in peace. Bye bye. Mr. Ozzy Osborne. Trump calls out Barack. As you know he touched on it yesterday. There's all kinds of Tulsi Gabbard, the head of DNI, I think, something like that. Anyway, she's uncovered all kinds of proof that it was a full-blown effort by Obama and his fucking scumbag minions, and he used the Department of Justice, he weaponized all that shit to frame Trump after he won. President Trump believes the Department of Justice should go directly after former President Barack Obama, following the recent revelations from DNI head Tulsi

Gabbard, showcasing the true origins of the Trump-Russia collusion. Wouldn't it be great to see Adam Schiff doing the perp walk? I'd hang him first and yes they should hang people. It's fun. It's good entertainment. You arrest all these guys now and then you wait till the Super Bowl halftime and you have Cat Williams. You have Cat Williams tying the nooses and doing bits as he's doing it. There's a guy that's not afraid of the truth by the way he talks some shit about so I mean

he must have people around him to protect him. Let's take a look at video one whatever that is. Yeah, has submitted a criminal referral to the department of justice from your perspective who's jake's heart as part of their investigation what's this figures

well based on what i read and i read pretty much what you read uh... it would be president obama he started and by was there with them and call me was there and clapper the whole Biden was there with him and Comey was there and Clapper the whole group was there. Brennan, they were all there in a room

right here, this is the room. And you were there Mr. Lyon? And then this was said. If you look at those papers they have them stone cold and it was President Obama. It wasn't lots of people all over the place, it was them too. But the leader of the gang was President Obama, Barack Hussein Obama, if you heard of him. Except for the fact that he gets shielded by the press for his entire life. That's the one they... Look, he's guilty.

It's not a question... I they... Look, he's guilty. It's not a question. You know, I like to say, let's give it time. It's there, he's guilty. This was treason. This was every word you can think of. They tried to steal the election.

They tried to obfuscate the election. They did things that nobody's ever even imagined, even in other countries. You've seen some pretty rough countries. This man has seen some pretty rough countries, but you've never seen anything like it. Yeah, let's follow up on it now. There's more coming out today, apparently. Anyhow, Trump's response follows the office of the director of national intelligence releasing documents last week, again, showing overwhelming evidence that demonstrates how after Trump won the 2016 election against Hillary Clinton, Obama and his national security cabinet members manufactured and politicized intelligence to lay the groundwork for what was essentially

a years-long coup against President Trump as Breitbart News detail. Do you remember when he was moving into the office? Trump is literally moving in his furniture and shit and said he was being spied on and everybody fucking laughed in his face and it's you know what it's turning out since Trump came down that escalator he's the only fucking guy he's the cleanest guy ever sit in the white house about that you know but what about abstaining shit well if he's on that list i would get ag i would have guessed that all pop in uh... by more released it immediately

unless you know by design to i don't know uh... the new allegation that emerges from the document is that senior obama officials defied existing intelligence assessments that suggested Russia had not interfered. So they had evidence right in front of them that Russia had nothing to do with the interfering with the election,

and they just chose to ignore it. That's how pissed they were that an outsider came into D.C. That Russia had not interfered, meaningfully in the 2016 election and prepared new assessments to suggest that it had done so based on information that was known by those involved to be manufactured i.e. the Steele dossier which I pointed out to a very famous broadcaster and podcaster

who I think I don't know I think I figured that one out why Joe doesn't have me on I don't think it has anything to do with that I think I might have something to do with Anthony Cormier because I know Cormier can't go back on there I know him Joe butted head years ago and I think probably because I've had Cormier on and I've been on his show you know but even so if that's the case you know Joe supposed to be a free speech he's a comedian so I think that might be it I don't know don't worry about it folks I'm selling all kinds of narcotics on the side and I I actually do some HVAC shit yeah that's another

thing it's another thing I get going at home, by the way. We have all this brutal, the humidity down here is brutal, ask the slaves. And it's coming up from my crawl space because the guys that put in our duck work a few years ago couldn't have done a shittier job. Apparently that company is being sued by six other people, according to another guy we had in. And yeah, it's curling my wood floors, some of the plaster

on the walls cracking. I didn't notice any of it. Again, I'm watching the socks. The wife's walking around with a ladder and a hammer. I'm like, get out of the way. It's extra innings endings for Christ's sake. And yeah, so after having 19 people's opinions and putting a case together,

don't ever go against my wife in court, by the way, ever. She ran a company in Los Angeles. She went to small claims court 11 times. She was 11 and 0. And as far as me arguing with her, I'm 0 and 176 this week. So yeah, I pity whoever goes up against her. And yes, we're going to take action, I think. Anyways, we have to encapsulate. Do people from the South know what that means? Encapsulate

the crawl space. That's only 10 grand. That the company should be paying for. Well, they're going to. And I'm like Trump with a wall. They will, in a way, right? So anyways, get back to Obama trying to fucking scam the country about Trump winning the election, as I mentioned, the Steele dossier, or deemed as not credible, an ODNI statement said,

so, and there's more proof coming out today that Clapper, Brennan, all of them, was a conspiracy against Trump, so let's see what happens. I hope they get it. Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for the sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again.

Let's see if it happens. You know how the world works, folks. But since Trump has turned the world upside down in a good way, maybe this will change too. I'm probably being very Pollyannaish to think that, but, and I wish I knew what Pollyannaish meant. You know, anyways Obama spokesperson, this is the next story and related to the April mention story, Obama spokesperson continues to lie about Obama acts of treason. Former President Barack Obama's office claims that the office of the Director of National Intelligence report indicating senior officials in the Obama administration orchestrated the Russian collusion hoax after President Donald Trump was elected is outrageous. Of course it's outrageous.

What else would they say? You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. Yeah, who cares? Who gives a fuck what you think? Obama spokesman Pat Rodenbush. He probably didn't get teased, did he, in high school, with that name? You got a rodent in your bush.

Your mother's got a rodent in her bush. That's right, I'm a seventh grader. Issued a statement challenging the report released by again, we, all right, Telsey Gabbard, you don't have to give her a fucking title. Insecure feminist writing a fucking article, we get it, she's important. Telsey Gabbard on Friday, according to screenshot from the Hill White House columnist, Nyle Stannage, Nyle Stannage. Have you had the Nyle Stannage? Niles den edge. Nail standage.

Have you had the nail standage? Delicious. The ODNI report found overwhelming evidence that demonstrates how after Trump won the election in 2016 against fat ankle Hillary, Obama and his security cabinet members manufactured political intelligence to lay the groundwork for what was essentially a year long coup, blah, blah, blah.

Rodenbush heavily denied the allegations in the report. Out of respect for the office of the presidency, our office does not normally dignify the constant nonsense and misinformation. Anytime you hear a lefty saying nonsense and misinformation, it's the truth. OK? I get two words for you, COVID vaccine.

I ever trust these motherfuckers ever again. And he's saying it like there's no way, he's saying it like somebody brought it up in conversation, at a, you know, during coffee, and not like the fucking day and night doesn't have thousands of pages. But these claims are outrageous and merit won, these bizarre, and merit one? Oh, and merit one.

You know, investigation. Boy, these people suck at writing. These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction. Is that what they are or is it the fucking truth? You can't handle the truth. Nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to inf... What?

They're just denying it in the article. That Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election but did not successfully manipulate any votes. These findings, they always do that. They split pubic hairs. That's when you know they're full of shit. Because our law system, our legal system allows that type of crap. These fine things were affirmed by the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee led by then Chairman Marco Rubio. The statement comes hours after Trump declared Obama is guilty. We don't care what the statement says.

Again, we're going to take your word over the DNI and Tulsi Gabbard, who was a frigging Democrat and one of your friends. Are you fucking dog styling me? Hang them from the highest fucking mountain. Can you hang somebody from a mountain? It's very hard to get the rope around the... All of them. I wanna see that.

And do it in black and white when you put it on TV. Make it look like the fucking Nuremberg. I wanna see them swinging in the wind. Again, and I want Cat Williams, I'm seeing it. You fucking raggedy ass niggas. Anyhow, let's move on. The two friendly skies. A Connecticut couple were arrested after kids saw them having sex on a flight from New York to Florida. Now why is that an offense? The kids learned the birds and the bees. Trista Riley, 43, was caught making up and down movements with her head while she was face down in the lap of Christopher

Drew Arnold, the co-pilot, no, that guy, her boyfriend or something, on the Jet Blue flight early Saturday according to the documents. So essentially she was given him apparently a nice hummer and somebody pointed it out to the flight attendant and she said he's he's just choking on our blue chips. I'll get him a soda right away. What if she was just reaching for a bag?

Kind of bad. You mean a ball bag? I guarantee you she's pretty with makeup on. That's a mug shot. He looks psychotic. A horrified mom reported it to the flight attendant and the flight attendant said, Jesus, I'd like to get in on that. Move over, sweetie.

And that was a guy, by the way. A horrified marmot reported it to the flight attendant saying that her two kids had witnessed the hummer. I say hummer. The disgusting public behavior, according to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office. Well, I know how to solve this. No more kids on a flight.

That bothers me more than the blowjob. That's a perfect excuse to start an airline just for fucking women and their kids and parents and their kids. Why can't somebody do that for me, please? You know why? Because the pilot will take that plane into the fucking Atlantic Ocean, just like one of those fucking depressed Indian pilots does once every year. I don't feel good.

The two juveniles corroborated, that's a tough word to say if you're Chinese, they corroborated the account to the police, Riley and Arnold both of Danbury, Danbury's a nice upstanding town in Connecticut by the way, right, Jason? Were arrested around, did comedy many times, were arrested around 1130 AM shortly after the plane landed at Sarasota Bradenton Airport in FLA. They were each charged with lewd or lascivious exhibitions, specifically in the presence of minors. Now, if I'm them, I'd say, but we didn't know they were present.

We were just getting it on. They were both released from jail on Monday. Police records from Danbury show that Arnold was arrested this March for disorderly conduct when he tried to blow the pilot on a chopper. The weather chopper for WKLS in Hartford. He likes to fucking have sex in the air. Mile Heart Club. I've seen, I've been flying about what 30, 35 years, you know like 25 weeks here, I've yet to see, I think I saw four girls that were fuckable. Yet Dana Perino met her husband on a flight. He gets Perino. I get Rosie O'Donnell in a miniskirt.

It's just disgusting, which isn't true. I've got a smoke and wipe. You guys all know that. I've seen the comments. Let's move on to reading a commercial. Boys and girls, I still do stand up, and it's still what I do best according to Funny Magazine. I just made up.

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I'm always missing a huge, you know, fucking, it'll be Georgia and Penn State or some shit and also October 16 Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee I don't know if Tommy's still trying to fuck hook me up with others There's the merchandise page at Nick dip dot-com. Yeah, that's that red hat. That's the one I designed We have a whole team of Asian teenagers in our tool shed that knit those things 24-7. Remind me to feed them next week. All right. Zoran the Jew hater, Israel bashing democratic socialists as Zoran Mom Donny is

catching flack again for once using the word Zionist as the punchline to an insulting joke. I'm sorry nobody hates this guy more than I do but Jews I want you to do me a favor I always defend you. Lighten the fuck up okay. Lighten the fuck up because you're still saying that if people make Jewish jokes that means something bad is going to happen to some Jewish people. It's bullshit. Same thing with black people making fun of women and gays. That does not mean somebody's going to go out and beat up a fucking gay. Somebody told me that's what it meant. That's why I get into comedy, but it's not true.

I found out. Jewish New Yorkers were outraged over the recently resurfaced video of the mayoral race frontrunner speaking, but by the way, he represented the district that I lived in when I lived in Queens, Long Island City, the same thing basically. And it's tremendous Steinbeck Street looks like a, you might as well be in friggin' Cairo. All the signs in the restaurants are all Middle East and shit. It's fucking tremendous.

And they say that is the most diversified neighborhood. Imagine me living in that fucking, ugh, all kinds of hate bubbling up. Frontrunners. He's the socialist of America. Democrat, socialist of America, that's a party. I think Bernie's in that too. He was referring to Lutheran pastor and Palestinian community organizer, my good friend, Kader El-Yateem, seen here wearing a crossing guard vest designed

by David Bowie. What the fuck is, and looking at the Cheesecake Factory menu. I'll have the jubilant. Who ran unsuccessfully for a Brooklyn City Councilate in 2017. I'm going to show you the clip of Mondami getting, you know, yapping away. And like I said, there's more shit they're digging up from his past You know from the river to the sea. He loves that and all kinds of horse shit And again, will it make a difference in New York? It should I mean New York's is Jewish is a fucking bagel You know, I don't know but let's see what the big fuss is here. Go ahead Haji in

2017 When I was working on the other a team campaign for City Council campaign which changed my life yeah I remember we can clap for other a team you don't clap for l a team your Zionist that's a joke you don't have to come on that's the big that's

the big deal there. He probably meant that when he said it. Then he heard the silence. I know, I've done this many years. Call some lady a twat in the crowd and you think my friends are going to join in and laugh and there's nothing. Just joking around. As her husband opens her, remember I told you?

I was doing a gig in Saugus, Massachusetts. It was one of Nick's satellite rooms. Actually, it was the Cowloom restaurant. But it was a big, beautiful comedy room upstairs. Anyways, I was poking fun at this couple up front. I was zinging the wife. And then I go out. And the guy's got a suit on.

His neck is twice my neck. He looked more Italian than a breadstick dipped in fucking aioli and I fucking gave him a zinger about his fucking cheap suit. He goes like this opens. It shows me a gun Just what and I went oh fuck then he laughed But is that the end of the clip? It is, right? That's what everybody's upset about. H-Jews.

Yeah, we know that. H-Jews. The turning, excuse me, the turning of Zionist into a slur in mainstream Western liberal spaces. Do you mean schools? Mostly Ivy League schools? Is the most significant anti-Semitic development

of the 21st century. Take it easy. Podcast of Blake Flayton, who posted that video on X. Is that Blake? Hey, Flayton, relax. Chill a bit. He looks like that Colburger guy that's being sentenced today for stabbing those. Boy, does that, boy do I want to, don't you just want to ring that guy's neck? That is, that's the

horror fucking story of the century. We had one, we had one years ago in Cheshire, Connecticut, where two guys broke in, raped the fucking wife, tied up the kids and burned the house down. And my wife, by the way, knew the kids, actually friends of her best friend's daughter, and actually had fucking sleepovers with. That was, and back in the day, Jason, what was the murder of the Truman Capote in cold blood? That was a couple of convicts in the Midwest broke into a house and slaughtered a family. That was like the landmark for disturbing violence and then this is not this.

What I was talking about was just as bad. I don't know how I got off of this. This man's about to be mayor of New York says Flayton, host of We Should All Be Zionist. I need a curling iron and a hat if I want to do that. Those are Hasidic Nick. I know, I lump them all in. We Should All Be Zionist? I don't, I still don't even know the definition. I don't think people yet. He said understand how much of a code red situation This is the severity of the moment. He added. Okay, if you're talking about the moment and this guy possibly becoming The mayor of New York City, which I don't think he's gonna If that's what I mean, it's that's a bigger deal. Yeah, cuz he's a clear anti-semite, but not when he makes a fucking joke

Again, I side on the obviously because I'm a comic if you're gonna shut people down then the Polish are gonna get upset and The fucking Italians and the blacks and the Puerto Ricans and the little crippled kids I make fun of they're gonna get be all up In arms if they had them arms if they had them. Boy, the devil's climbing out of my ass today. Others defended Mom Donnie noting he clearly said he was joking, like Nick DiPaolo, comedian. Why don't somebody come out and interview me? I know I'm down in Georgia.

We can fucking zoom. I'll defend them. I hate the guy. So anyways, but Flayton was having none of it. It's not funny. Racist slash anti-Semitic none of it. It's not funny racist anti-semitic jokes are not they're not funny. Want me to give you a couple? I don't know if I've ever done this on my show up then on stage. University of Maine,

one of my best friends was a black guy smarter than I'll ever be. 3.9 for four years. Started his own pillow business it's called your pillow because they steal shit you're gonna tell me that's not funny Faitan you're fuckstank was beautiful little situation anyhow here's a Jew joke it's not mine it's the funniest Jew joke ever, though. Waiter comes over to a bunch of Jewish people at a restaurant in New York and goes, anything okay here? Might be the greatest joke ever fucking written.

Jason, have you heard that one? Is anything okay here? Oh, my God. That's pure genius nobody gets hurt stop with that mr. fate and I hate to disagree with you if you want to bitch slap this guy in person I'll do it for you Todd Richmond co-founder of Democratic majority for Israel responded disgusting there he is in his son's coat he has been perpetuating an anti-zionist and

therefore anti-jewish agenda since college. Now all of a sudden he's going to change? Exactly. So do you believe, I guess you believe in elections, and you actually think they're legit in New York? I don't. I really don't. Giuliani turned that place around,

and you guys couldn't get further away from that since then. So enjoy. Joseph Potness Pot Snick Potis Nick Potis Nick. Can I get a pot of snick in cups for everybody? Joseph Potis Nick Executive Vice. It's one of those words, Potosnik. It's like a game you play when you're a kid. Potosnik. Potosnik. Joseph Potosnik. Potosnik. Executive vice president of the

New York Board of Rabbis. They have a softball team that's out of this world. They can fucking do things. I know they're breaking the wall. All in our west is dark. I know they're breaking the wall. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! What was it, Star Search? With Ed McMahon? He'd go, give it up for the anti-Zyus. Norm MacDonald had a great bit about that.

They've been kicking around the Boca Raton area for 35 years. Please welcome overnight success. Let's move on. Olympics say no chicks with dicks. Did you guys hear about this? Let's move on. Olympics say no chicks with dicks. Did you guys hear about this? The U.S. Olympic and Paralympic Committee. Well, thank God.

Nothing worse than I hate is a tranny in a wheelchair. Who gives a fuck about the wheelchair ones? U.S. Olympic and Paralympic. Well, I guess a guy with huge pipes pretending to be a chick could roll past you at a hundred miles an hour. The US Olympic and Paralympic committee, that's a funny visual, Triple Kids updated its policies to say it would comply with President Donald Trump's executive order banning transgender women from competing in women's sport. Here's a video.

Lay off me, I'm starving. That was in the Olympic Village. The committee made the change in an updated athlete safety policy posted to the... You think Trump's accomplished anything in six months? Stopped a couple wars, the economy, six, the fucking blue collar rate for wages is up 60 per, the highest it's ever been, 60 percent or whatever the fuck. Are you fucking kidding me? And I'm forgetting all the other shit, all the deporting thousands of dangerous, he's done more in six months than every president in

my lifetime. That's why they want to try to kill him. Anyways, they posted that on their website, which does not mention the word transgender in any of its 27 pages, which makes you want to say, are you serious about it? But the document does include language that implies that transgender women, that would be a biological man pretending to be one, will no longer be able to compete in women's divisions. The USOPC will continue to collaborate with various stakeholders with oversight responsibilities, EGIOC, IPC, NGB, ABC News, to ensure that women have a fair and safe competition environment. Can I ask you a question, Fux Danes? Trump's been saying that forever.

What did he do to you? That you had to change your money involved? That it affected your bottom line? Environment consistent with Executive Order, this is Trump's executive order, 14201, and the Ted Stevens Olympic and Amateur Sports Act. Executive order 14201 is otherwise known as Trump's no dicks on chicks, except for flicks. No, no men and women's sports executive order. That's what you love about them.

There's no room to misinterpret that. American middle distance runner, Nikki Hiltz, seen here going, who stole my tits? Who is non-binary, I guess the fuck. She's also non-mammary. I guess the fuck. She's also non-mammary. Would presumably not be affected by the ruler because they were assigned female at birth.

Hiltz finished seventh at the woman's 1500 meter race in 2024 Paris. No athlete has won an Olympic medal while competing as an openly transgender woman, they say. Well, that's not true. Caitlyn Jenner came out as a transgender decades after winning the gold of the men's decathlon in 1976 in Montreal, I remember watching it.

The first openly transgender woman to compete at the Olympics was Laurel Hubbard, also known as Shane Gillis, before he grew that mustache. Laurel Hubbard, a New Zealand weightlifter who failed to podium at the Tokyo Games. But then I did a little research myself. Really? How about this woman, Really? How about this woman? A name... ...Khalif. Dude.

Okay? She tried to do some IOC tournament years... ...a couple years before, and they wouldn't let her in. Because of her, you know. They did biological tests on her and say, no, she's a guy. So... ...you know, first of all. What the hell's wrong with you?

You look like a Puerto Rican whore. And there's another example. What did I not send it to you? And there's another Canadian woman was on some team that won gold. Apparently, whatever. So that's not exactly true. But they're saying, they said she was a woman. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm Fran Tarkenton. It's a great quarterback. Nobody knows. Tremendous quarterback. Matter of fact, University of Georgia. Went on to play for the New York Giants. He was my favorite. First poster I had in my room.

Frank Tarkin to number 10. Played for the Giants and then went on to the Minnesota Vikings and lost in the early 70s, probably 75ish to the Raiders in the Super Bowl. Broke my heart. And he's still out there selling timeshare hi who's that she spoke for a lot of shit this good smart clean white guy anyways why do you get out that Nick why not anyways let's move on to hubba hubba

hubba no it's supposed to be is that what I sent you it's supposed to be, is that what I sent you? It's supposed to be Haber Haber Haber. I fucked up. No, Haber Haber Haber. Postnik. Postnik. Haber Haber Haber. Yeah, that's right. Interim US Attorney Alina Haber's future as the top prosecutor in the district of New Jersey was thrust into uncertainty yesterday after district court judges voted against keeping her in the role and the Trump Department of Justice swiftly moved to fire her replacement. Once again, they just refused to sign off on anything Trump does. Blindly, nothing. They will do fucking nothing! Habba's 120-day term is, uh, set to expire... Delicious. Delicious.

I forgot to do this about the boxer, the transgender boxer. Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. Can't let that one slip. Habba's 120-day term is set to expire this week, Can't let that one slip. Habe's 120 day term is set to expire this week, given the judges authority to either choose to extend her term or replace her. Thank you. While the bench of judges in New Jersey, most of whom, guess what, they were appointed by whom?

Democratic presidents, voted to replace Habe, because she's prettier, smarter, has more on the ball than any of those fugly, retarded half-heeshees on the Democratic side, who couldn't carry her fucking tampon box what books I don't know pick something unfunny who voted to replace Haber with Desiree grace all right a career DOJ attorney who served as Haber's top assistant oh there you go the department announced that in a A career DOJ attorney who served as Haber's top assistant. Oh, there you go. The department announced that in a twist.

It had fired Grace. So you see what happened there? You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. They fired her as a district attorney of Jersey and the Libs put her in as the interim and Trump's jumped in and said no we can't in her.

She was seen by the way last night running around the White House at like three in the morning with a bazooka on her shoulder. The district judges in New Jersey just proved this was never about law it was all about politics. Attorney General Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanch wrote on There you see him, and he does look, if you're thinking what I am, a very, he looks like a healthy Hunter Biden. Here he is heading to a titty bar. They forced out President Trump's pick,

then installed her, the blonde girl with the glasses, installed her deputy, colluding with the New Jersey senators along the way. Do you see what I'm saying, folks? They are so lost in the woods politically, the Dems, and they don't know how to get the fuck out. It won't work, he said. Pursuant to the president's authority, we have removed that deputy effective immediately. This backroom vote will not override the authority of the chief executive. I think that will be Trump Trump made clear this month. He wanted somebody with at least a C cup

Like a big Trump made clear this month. He wanted to keep how about da ba doo and he said it that way as US attorney Nominating her for the full four-year position earlier this month. Haber also nabbed endorsements from several law enforcement groups who praised her as a tough prosecutor who would prioritize street crime and follow black people around malls. See, that was a joke about her being being racist so it really isn't a racist joke. You see how that works? I have to explain this shit to you. Yeah, your sister. Anyways, that's it for the week. How about that, folks? What is that sound? Oh, It's hilarious. Anyways, that's it for the week.

I'll get to that in a second. Relax. I'm just trying to kill time. No, don't forget. Every Monday, don't forget like I do. To plug this. Monday through Friday, 9am Eastern to 6pm, 7pm Eastern. I forgot about my show. You get all that lined up. And those are heavy hitters, man. 9am eastern to 6pm, 7pm eastern, I forgot about my show.

You get all that line up. And those are heavy hitters, man. They have like, they've been doing, they've been on internet for a long time doing this shit. And Crowder's show is humongous. All these guys' shows are humongous. So don't forget to watch that. That's about it.

What have we got this weekend? Any no UFC fights. Hey Jason, did you see Poirier's last fight? Yeah, I saw it at Max Hallway. He's a fucking... and he was very classy at the end. They respect... now Poirier beat him the first time, right? Oh, beat him the first time right Oh beat him twice so it's 2 2 yeah but no but the last time when did Holloway point oh that's my favorite

fight at gate I thought that was poor yeah fuck okay cheese up I still love gate you just a maniac anyways, there's none of that on so I teased you about that Okay, that's it you guys think that I'll say you're very welcome. Hope you have a great weekend We'll see you back here on Monday. Take care everybody Scott at Thursday Tomorrow's Thursday. It's how much I like this job. It's already fucking Monday. We'll see you back here tomorrow. We got another one? You think doing an hour by yourself is easy? I don't throw in some fat fuck. All right. See you tomorrow. Maybe.

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