The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Big Drug Deal | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1797
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Hi, everybody, welcome to the show on a...
All right.
Take it easy.
I don't even have the brains anymore to work this.
I delete it all.
I have a fifth page for all the opening ones.
They're all gone.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, my God.
Help me.
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Today I'll be talking about Trump and Pfizer getting together.
Apparently Trump's able to do something 19 presidents couldn't.
Hegseth lets the military know,
you can't be silly girls and fat fucks.
And Trump letting Pritzka know whose boss
by making Chicago safe.
And somehow the Dems argue against that.
And it's that easy, okay?
That's easy.
And we got a 50.
50-year-old chick taking off her clothes at a school board meeting.
I don't know why anybody would have a problem on that.
Well, Nick, 50s? Yeah, I'm 70.
All right? At least I feel that way.
But let's get to the real important stuff first.
The Red Sox last night. I went to New York.
And let me tell you about Crochet.
We paid a ton for him, and he's been worth it and more.
I think he led all of baseball and strike. He's up with a Cy Young with somebody else.
goes in today and shuts down the Yankees, holds them to one run
after seven innings or whatever.
I mean, just tremendous.
Just everything you want.
And we have this Japanese fella, Masataka, Yoshida,
or whatever you can say.
Sishi.
Sushi.
Anyway, he's been hot for three weeks.
He stunk all year because he had shoulder surgery.
at the beginning.
But they said if this guy gets hot in the playoffs,
the Red Sox will be a tough out.
And last night he comes up with two men on in the seventh, I think.
Second and third, singles.
Didn't even wait.
I think it was the first pitch.
Singles in two puts us ahead.
Nick Sogarde, a guy who would be starting on any other team.
I mean, he's just, he's been around.
He's not a, he's a veteran play.
And he's just, I love him.
He's just one of those, he's a baseball play.
He's got long-hand.
he turned a single into a double last night,
which put him as the lead runner of the game,
and then the Yashita did what he had to do.
I mean, tremendous.
And our bullpen, let me tell you,
I roll this chapman.
When we got him, I was like, eh,
it's at the end of his career, blah, blah, blah.
I've said this on the show before.
The guy comes in a tip-top shape.
His walk ratio is down about 150%.
And he's a machine again,
1001, 102 miles
and he's got a breaking ball now
here's a guy
and again when he was with the Yankees
of course I hated him
and there was an incident
apparently slapped her on his wife or whatever
who knows what to believe in that
so I think he got suspect
whatever all I know is he throws
102 and he has been lights out all year
and he comes in
and I'm yelling at the TV because we usually bring in
Whitlock before him to set it up
some reason and Korb says
oh I know why because he knew the Yankees
had a bunch of left-handed hitters come up.
Cora, that might have been the best game of the year he managed.
These guys, we don't realize that they look three innings ahead
and they know who's in a bullpen.
Anyways, big win.
I'm not saying a socks are going to, it's a two out of three.
Do they play tonight?
I think they do.
They win and they move on, but I still feel that,
I sound like Dallas here, we're going to lose, I'm telling you.
No, Roman Anthony, I'm just saying he would make the difference.
He played a couple games at Yankee State.
You could tell him he's already comfortable.
He hit one into the upper decks.
And Gialito, our second best pitcher, I know I'm boring you people.
I'll move on a second to some girls' field hockey.
Anyways, G. Alito's out this series with a sore elbow.
And to me, that means next series.
You know, elbow doesn't get better in a fucking week.
Anyways, but we would have had him going tonight.
But we get a kid Brian Bello, young kid, Puerto Rico.
I think, or Dominican, like it's a difference.
A couple grams.
And, you know, he's going to that.
Anyways, they had to take that one to have any chance.
Because the Yankees are, they're loaded with shit.
But we beat them seven out of nine this year, I think.
So we've had the number all year.
Enough of that horseshit, I know, folks.
What else do you want to talk about?
Hockey's in, I don't know, a week away.
I'll be dead in 10 minutes
I was just
I was bragging about Brad Marshan
on the Florida Panthers
and how we were crazy to let him go and shit
anyhow
I had something else
other than that I wanted to bring up that wasn't show
related I don't know
hopefully I'll see you guys Friday night
Arlington Draft House
Arlington Virginia
Please come on out
All right let's get to it
and procrastinate, as the young people say.
And that's not young people now.
It's actually people in the 40s.
I see newscasters.
And she had a button on her shirt.
What?
The fuck.
Move to the ghetto.
Well, I have one more thing.
Go ahead, Philly.
Just the games this weekend.
There's only a couple of big ones.
Vandy and Bama.
It's a good one.
Yep.
And then Miami and Florida State.
That's the best one.
Florida State coming off a huge upset.
So they're going to be pissed.
Miami is physical.
They looked at fucking like the Michael Irvin 80s, bad boys.
They are physical and they get a good quarterback and that'll be great.
And it's so much better than NFL.
There were 22 penalties in the Bengals Broncos game.
22.
And I got a story touching on that.
Troy Aikman even spoke out, which I really do think it's the worst officiated league.
And it's hard.
It's the hardest one too.
I mean, but you got fucking 60-year-old white guys.
They sell insurance in the off-season trying to make an interference call on two black guys that run a 4-2-40, 80 yards down the field.
Anyways, Trump's drug dealing.
That's right, folks.
Put down the pen, he picked up a pipe.
President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday a drug pricing deal with Pfizer that will see the pharmaceutical giant lower the cost of its medications.
for Americans, folks.
That's a big deal.
Hey, everybody.
We're all going to get late.
Trump made the announcement from the Oval Office at the White House saying that Pfizer
has committed to offering its prescription medications to Medicaid at the reduced most favored
nations prices.
I know what most favored nations means because that comes up a lot when you're in show business
and you do a show of five of the comics.
Is he getting more than me?
It's favored nations.
My age used to say, and I go, well, I don't like that fucking nation.
I'm twice as funny as him.
Let's move to another nation.
Write them all down, Dallas.
I know you don't want to sift through a shit low, but we need them.
I don't know how long I'll be doing stand-up,
if you know what I'm saying.
Load up on the clips, is my point.
Here is Donald and the head of Pfizer.
I didn't take a clip of him,
but he sounds like a, was he German or whatever?
He had a heavy like German accent.
But Trump is so entertaining, even on this.
And again, let me say, really, it was that easy?
Joe Biden, it was that easy to stop the people coming over the border?
It's that easy to lower drug prices.
He's scumbag lying fuck and any other Obama taking a seventh of the economy
and turning it into social health care, you douche.
Trump better run a third and fourth term.
I want to see him in his late 90s.
Anyways, here's the video of this shit going down.
The United States suggests 4% of the world's population and consumers.
Only 13% of all prescription drugs yet pharmaceutical companies make 75% of their profits from the United States.
So think of that.
We have 4% of the market.
13% of prescription drugs.
Yeah, Albert, I didn't know you with that violent.
Oh, it sounds like violent.
Yeah, it sounds like violence, but it could be violent.
He meant to say vile, but it sounded like violent.
I hope he said vile.
That seems so funny.
I didn't know you with that vile.
Only he would have the balls to save out and he's just about to shake hands.
If that guy took it wrong, he said, fuck the deal.
What are you blaming me for?
Sprats and get out.
All right.
batteries.
Now, he's doing the right thing.
Thank you.
And yet they make 75% of their profits from the American customers.
So it's something.
That's why I signed an executive order combating this practice that we signed it very happily
a little while ago.
Today, Pfizer is committing as well other companies as we go through the weeks.
But Pfizer is truly one of the biggest of the world or one of the greatest of the world.
Pfizer's committing to offer all of their prescription medications to Medicaid and it will be at the most favorite nation's prices. It's going to have a huge impact on bringing Medicaid costs down like nothing else. I told you that that means we'll be paying the same as everybody else.
For the first time in 28 years, drug prices came down and I had a news conference that I explained. It was one tenth of one percent, but it was down. And here we're talking about. True. Trending in the right direction.
over a thousand percent. This is a critical step forward to our work and to improve health care
and hardworking and low-income Americans, especially low-income Americans, who will be helped
so greatly. In addition, Pfizer has agreed to provide some of their most popular current
medications to all consumers that heavily discounted prices of anywhere between 50 and even 100 percent.
Does that include by Agra?
That's off the price. And in some cases, even more than that.
and you had proof of it
because they shook hands and
but can you imagine
once again
once again America
was carrying the burden
whether it's friggin' NATO
and it comes out of your tax pay
your pockets
for you're paying stupid
money for drugs
nobody else was
again something the Democrats
would never fucking let you know about
ever really looking out
for the people
fucking guy
Mount Rushmore, he should have his own mountain.
He should be above Mount Rushra peeing on him.
All right, I went a little far.
No, you should just, I don't be waving to the other guys.
Think about that, folks.
How long have we been complaining about the outrageous drug prices?
Now that I'm 63, I used to didn't care.
Now I'd care a lot.
You should see me in the morning.
I get one of those fucking pill things that like old people do.
It's divided into days.
It's like, I don't even say, I don't know what I'm taking it.
I know there's an antidepressant in there, but on that forever, ever since I flipped out
in the doctor's office and almost choked a woman.
And there's something, the doctor that gives me the testosterone shots in the ass, pellets,
I should say, excuse me, that keeps my estrogen levels down.
I didn't know that was a problem.
What else is in the medicine?
magnesium.
Oh, yeah, fentanyl.
That's it.
No, there's a whole bunch of, I can't even swallow.
You know, how you can swallow
and usually put three or four in there?
Now I have to, like, drink a jug of water
to get the 11 down.
I'm like a fucking addict.
Anyways, the president added that the United States
is done subsidizing.
That's what we, the word I was looking for.
The health care of the rest of the world.
And he shook hands with that,
Pfizer guy and said this.
Don't you ever try to fuck me.
Listen, sosa.
I've got two things in this world.
My back and my balls.
I don't break one for anybody.
All I know, that fuck had Angel Fernandez killed.
Trump said the drugs will be delicious in shape like Flintstone chewables.
I eat.
Trump said, I say give me the Betty rubble.
Trump said the drugs will be available for direct purchase online.
at a website run by the government
and don't get nervous because
this is the Trump government.
Not like Obama kid. Didn't his fucking
page flop when he did the opening
of Obama kid, didn't that?
Make a big splash in the toilet.
Trump also announced that Pfizer would invest,
listen to this, 70 bill
with a B, 70 billion
in manufacturing facilities to produce
its drugs in the United States.
My question is, where
we have every industry moving back to the United
States. Do we have enough land?
the flyover countries are going to be covered with factories
I don't give a shit
produce its drugs in the United States
under the terms of the deal
FISA will get a three year grace period
how did he
can you imagine me able to make a deal like this
and it's probably all Trump
where it would not be subject to tariffs
for three years that's a grace period
as long as it moves all their
production facilities
and products to American shores
so that means there goes up beaches
I'm a genius
fucking moron
Pfizer CEO
Albert Bola
called it an historic day
he hasn't been this happy
since we drove Poland
out of their own country
I don't even know if he's German
he's got a Dracula exit
it's a historic day that is reversing
an unfair situation
well hey dude if you knew it was unfair
and he's like yeah all fair
and love and war motherfucker I'm a businessman
You guys are dumb enough to take it.
Reverse and unfair situation that has plagued consumers for years.
So let me repeat again, folks.
You and I have been paying outrageous.
How about poor people?
Well, they don't pay anything.
We just hand them shit.
But I'm just saying, once again, the middle class takes it in the ass.
So, you know, people in France could have cheap drugs.
The big winner of this deal clearly will be the American place, it says.
Maybe he meant to say.
Anyways, there is no doubt about it.
They are the ones that will see significant impact in their ability to buy medicines.
And we're not talking fentanyl in Chicago, New York, and L.A.
How's that for a deal?
And Dallas made a great point.
You pick up the papers today and are we talking about that?
It's really one of the biggest stories.
What are we talking about?
The government shutdown.
Nobody gives a rat's ass.
about the government shut down.
The fucking Democrats were trying to pass some spending bill
to fucking keep it open.
And I guess,
and senators along party lines said,
kiss my grits.
And Trump said,
if you shut it down,
we're going to make some permanent changes.
I don't know how the government works.
And I refuse to talk about government shutdown on my show
because it's one of the worst scams.
Oh,
non-essential.
Oh, no.
There's nobody guarding the giraffe gate at Yellowstone
or whatever the fuck.
There are no sense.
jobs. That's one thing you've proved in Washington.
Pretty good, though, huh?
Yeah. I'm going to get a ton of Viagra.
Make a blue necklace. Just chomp on it while I'm in the sack
by myself.
Let's move on.
Pete Higgseth.
Secretary of War, not defense.
That's one of my favorite things.
Secretary of War.
I'm surprised Trump didn't change it to Secretary of bitch-slapping other countries.
Hegsteth says bye to DEI.
Secretary of War Pete Hegzeth announced another policy shakeup in the department
to uproot remaining woke policies that have plagued our military like gunneria.
Who's with me?
Here he is threatening to slap a fat lady sergeant up front.
Heggseth delivered the remarks to hundreds of generals in Admills in Quantico, Virginia,
calling out policies that had promote gender diversity rather than military strength and merit.
And there's one saying to me that sums all this up,
an army is as strong as his weakest soldier.
Did I say that right?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
You can tell I didn't make it up.
This job is life or death.
This is a hexat-th target.
Standards must be met.
God forbid.
No more identity months.
That means, you know, pride, fucking short Puerto Rican month and fat New Delhi Kid month.
No more identity months.
DEI offices.
Here's my favorite line.
And dudes and dresses.
Miss Rachel Levine.
Remember, Levine, Admiral Levine.
Isn't it weird?
You look at it.
We knew it was crazy back then,
but it's just a mentally ill guy
who thinks he's a woman.
And you put him in charge
of other people.
Of the military.
Nothing important.
Can you imagine?
No dudes in dresses.
So he's speaking about a thousand people.
Half the soldiers walked out
that didn't like the dress rule.
That's how fucked up we were.
No more climate change worship.
Don't throw that hand grenade.
It's going to fuck up the ozone.
Kiss my grits.
No more division, distraction, or gender delusions.
No more debris.
Amen, sister.
I mean, brother.
Here is Pete laying it out for the generals, the soldiers, and a lot of military folk.
As I've said before, and we'll say again, we are done with that.
You know, I'll never understand the internet.
I don't care if this was from AB.
You know what I mean?
It's the fucking internet.
It's supposed to be wild west and you bleeping the word shit
at a military meeting.
How about when we let that shit on the air?
I'll go, now we're getting somewhere.
Yeah, but the kids, fuck your kids.
You should be watching this anyway.
Huh?
You shouldn't be watching this anyway.
Yeah, they shouldn't be watching anyway.
They should be in their room, you know,
looking at porn at 11 years old.
Heggseth announced that moving forward
every combat requirement
will be enforced to the highest male standard.
Can you imagine he had the balls to say that?
Doesn't that sound refreshing?
The highest male standard.
Well, what's that mean, Nick?
It's not a chick standard.
It's not a transgender standard.
It's not a physically challenged standard.
I'm surprised you didn't say white men.
No, I can't say that.
Because we know the brothers physically can do a thousand push-ups.
If they didn't, their father would bullwip them.
Anyways, the highest male standard,
that must have sat well with feminist wars
to ensure that the American military performing,
at the highest level.
Some of these requirements include a height and weight requirement.
Wow.
How friggin' radical.
Wow.
Wow.
How dare he?
What's it matter?
What's it matter if they're gay?
Long as they're willing to give up their life.
It goes, there's more to it than that.
You think the rednecks want to take a shower from Alabama,
who we've been relying on for the military forever,
next to fucking Admiral Levine
in his one piece
at his shower cap
fucking assholes
weight and requirement
biannual physical tests
and rigorous
combat training
frankly
it's tiring
this is what he said
did we show the clip of running
he could
yeah
frankly it's tiring to look out
at combat formations
or really any formations
or really any form
and see fat troops.
Y'all fat fuck, look at you.
That was unnecessary.
Hegseth added, likewise, it's completely unacceptable
to see fat generals and admirals
in the halls of the Pentagon.
You know, all of them went home
and ordered like a onesie or whatever they, a corset.
What are they fucking winner?
One of those spambex things that, yeah,
the halls of the Pentagon and leading commands
around the country and the world.
It's true.
You know we had a problem
when the sergeant's nickname was Butterball,
you know?
It's a bad look.
It is bad.
And it's not who we are.
Well, apparently it's exactly
who we've been for a long time.
And it really is who we are
because I watch those clips on TikTok
like a four-year-old
to three in the morning,
watching fat women fall down.
How about putting your hands out
and try to break in your fall?
ever see a fat brunt fall down?
They don't even get their hands out.
More cushion now.
They're a face plant.
They're top-heavy.
They really are.
They just trip a little bit and they stagger for 40 yards.
They go down like a Kennedy.
These, why do you say that?
I don't know.
I like RFK Jr.
These heightened standards quickly raised questions about women serving in the military.
Hegseth maintain that the standards would be enforced across the board regardless of the gap.
Here's the best part of the whole speech.
Regardless of the gap in biological capabilities between men and women.
So what he's saying is the DEI shit is out, folks.
Bye.
Gone.
See ya.
Fare well underdo to you fairs fat ladies.
Fare well to you fat fucks who think you generals.
We're heading to the hell of gardens for the 75 red sticks.
Anyways, if women can make it excellent, he says.
If not, it is what it is.
First of all, that's been my most hated saying ever until that sentence.
That's where it belongs.
Not when you come out of Judge Judy and you lose $400 because you fucked up a guy's curtains.
And you go, it is what it is.
That's where I heard that saying.
saying first.
Go on, just Google
Judge Joe
Judge Judy.
The phrase, it is what it is.
Every person that comes out.
It will also mean that weak
men won't qualify
because we're not playing games.
He had to say that because
he knew damn well the feminist pigs and all the
fat people get upset, so
you know, balance a... How can you argue
against that large... How do you think we got
to be the only superpower left on the
planet and why we were eroding and losing that title once the fucking Dems put out there
horseshit for the last 40 years oh by the way my friend and the Stephen Crowder was back on
college campus SMU yesterday I believe with his change my mind which is sort of what
triggered Charlie Kirk to do what he was doing so you're going to give props to
I texted him
and he said he goes
we had an whole army
and whatever I think he actually said
a bulletproof pod and shit which
that in itself speaks to what the left's about
that you have to have that shit
you know
and I saw her clip
did you order to code right
you're goddamn right I did
sorry
forgot about Hegsith
how perfect is that
somebody
damn it that reminds
me, where was I last doing comedy, Salt Lake City?
Did a meet and greet after, and a guy had a t-shirt on it, said,
Jessup was right.
Colonel Jessup, and I said, please mail me one.
I'm still waiting, fella.
He's like, what's your address?
I can't tell you.
I don't want these fucking left-wing is shown up in my life.
I just fix my lawn.
P-O-R. It's true.
Andy would say that.
Let's move on to Libs Eat and Libs.
Farewell an adieu to you, Spanish lady.
Farewell, and I do, ladies of Spain,
for it's off with your panties.
Lib's Eatin' Lib segment tonight,
the creator of a Netflix cartoon series,
aimed at children right there.
And you know my fairy folks,
and my buddy Greg Zook, I think,
actually came up with it,
The late great Greg Zook said, I don't trust any guy over, I don't know, he used to say
28 or 30 working with kids.
I don't care.
He goes if it's a little league.
He was a little, you know.
But I don't even, I would know, I would not let my kid in the Eagle Scouts, the boys,
no.
I'd let a woman teach him before that.
I don't trust guys that want to be around.
It was aimed at children.
So you know he's a nerd because he's like a comic book douche.
and he wrote a show
so children are watch
it's an easy way to lure him into the living room
that includes a transgender storyline
smeared Charlie Kirk
and called the conservative activist a Nazi
in an explet of laden
rant on social media
this fucking man
Hamish Steel
what a weird name
huh
should be woman of steel
look at them right there
Series picturing a Boy Scout's ass.
Licking his chops.
Hamish Steele, the creator of the now-canceled cartoon series,
Dead End Paranormal Park.
Excuse me.
Dead-end Paranormal Park, get it?
To his account on the extremist left-wing site, Blue Sky,
after Kirk was brutally assassinated,
to rail about Kirk and people who were shocked and dismayed by his murder,
This is what this asshole said, and I quote on social media after Kirk was gunned down.
Why the fuck are you even commenting on this dickhead?
He wrote on Blue Sky on September 11th as he was sucking the balls of his life partner.
You sympathy, it says you sympathy, your sympathy for any of the families being
slaughtered by your weapons, but a random Nazi gets shot and it's a public statement.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
you're such a fucking evil shit he said to whoever he was chatting with his cartoon show which pushes transgenderism or i'll just say it child abuse and is aimed at seven-year-old children and up because that's how he likes him also features the voice of drag queen performer miss cocoa that's who i'm going as on halloween yeah miss cocoa uh the stage name of a drag performer clinton loop
That's his hero, Ms. Coco.
That's the type of guy I go,
Hey, Hamish, did you burp? I smell jizz.
It's an old hacky one that comedians do you use them.
Hey, did you fart? I smell semen.
The series which launched in 2021 follows Barry Gutman,
voiced by trans actor, Zach Barack.
Oh my God, even the name.
Can you imagine? You couldn't just get anybody to do the voiceover.
You know, that excludes 100,000 guys.
You go on auditions for voiceovers.
I've done it.
But this Fruit Cup didn't even think about them.
Like it matters.
He's not on screen.
Trans actor, Zach Barak,
who was described as a light in the loaf
as young De Niro.
No, it's described as a gay transgender teen boy.
Boy, it's a wet dream we're watching.
It is his storyline follows Barry as his dog Pugsley.
By the way, that's Alex Brightman doing the voice.
You know Alex Breitman.
Becomes possessed by the demon and Temeculas.
Hey, who hasn't?
One thing they did get right is the stupid blue hair, the fucking airing,
and the dumb broad of color following.
And hilarity ensues.
Oh, that must be a riot.
That's faggot stuff.
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
Boy, that fucking sound bite never sounded better.
Let's watch a little video of what this is all about.
Look at this show.
It's not the park.
It's me.
I'm trans, Norma.
And everyone at school knows, and everyone at home knows.
And being here, it's like a whole new place.
I can just be Barney.
And I can choose if and when I tell people.
It's like a whole new place.
He's at the laundromat.
I know.
That was a pink dryers.
That's what it looks like.
It looks like a factory.
What's he talked ahead?
I've never been happier.
And that's saying something when I spent today chased by terrifying zombie mascots.
Pugsy reminded me how important it is to live your life without college.
I'm getting my period watching this.
So I think I got to give living here a shot, don't you?
You don't need my permission.
I just wouldn't want Courtney as a roommate.
We'll be the best of friends.
What's that supposed to be?
What's that supposed to be?
I don't know what the fuck it is.
A talking asshole with teeth?
Yeah, but it's also sitting on the dryer as is vibrating.
So it's orgasm.
I don't know if it's really a drugger.
I was just joking, but it was.
That's a dryer?
Are you serious?
Oh, he's in like a laundry room?
That's probably where.
You know, if you went to his actual house and dug up the laundry room floor,
you'd find the skeletons of 11 Eagle Scouts.
I've always dreamed, he said, this is the guy who, again, calling Kirk a Nazi after he was shot and wrote this stupid animated piece of shit show.
I've always dreamed of making the show I needed as a lonely, horror-obsessed, closeted gay kid.
And thanks to Netflix, and you wonder why you don't see my comedy on Netflix, and our ridiculously talented, diverse, and representative writer's room and crew, are you listening?
into this, doesn't it sound outdated
to you since Trump came into office?
This DEI babble, PC
psycho babble horseshit
that nobody believes in but them.
Representative
writer's room and crew, we have
shot way past my dreams
and down my throat like I like it.
And into wildest
fantasy territory. Oh my
God.
Billionaire Elon Musk has added his name to the mushrooming number of consumers canceling
their Netflix membership.
That has to scare him a little bit, right?
When you get Elon Musk, just his illegitimate kids alone would bankrupt Netflix if it canceled.
Write that one, that's a good one.
It's actually usable.
After streaming giant children's cartoon show create a Hamish steel smeared slain conservative
of icon Charlie Kirk is a Nazi, lives of TikTok captured the screed from Steele and shared it on
X. Not long after that ex-owner Elon Musk put in quote said same in response to a tweet
in which former Department of Energy staff of Matt Von Swole said just canceled by Netflix
subscription. Steel is among the thousands, including educators, health care professionals.
That's what was scary about this.
It wasn't just, you know, the fucking crockets of the world or the Maxine Waters calling him a Nazi and all this shit.
It was thousands of educators, health care professional, public servants, elected officials who celebrated Kirk's assassination.
You know why?
Because they can and not risk anything.
Now, it didn't make it clear if that show was canceled because of that or it just ran its course, you know, like STDs.
What a fat fag
I shouldn't say fag
I don't mind the fags
like I said I'm in show business
they're funny fucks to
especially when they're porking each other
you heard that
would you let you
let your kids around that
guy in his rainbow
fucking
jacket and his
hormon glass.
The whole, and I'm convinced to this,
99% of the left,
they were bullied or whatever.
Like somebody said, the fucking nerds have the key to the gym.
Well, Trump's taking them back.
And Hickson,
Hegst's going to hold you down with Trump kicks in the face.
And here's another thing.
Once I say this and it gets out there,
everybody's going to be saying it.
But I thought of this, please let me not forget.
Oh, Trump's a dictator.
Well, when someone says that to me, I go,
to quote one of the Democrats' favorite heroes, Malcolm X,
by any means necessary.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
He's a dictator.
Well, call me a dictate lover.
Because sometimes that was, it's,
and he's not, by the way, but even if he was,
by any means necessary.
I'd rather a dictator than a fucking,
Fraud, like Biden.
At least dictate his work.
Oh, my ache and stem.
I don't like this place anymore.
Let's stay on Trump.
I know it's a very Trump-centric show, but come on.
He just did a deal with Pfizer.
He's telling the military to man up, literally.
That should be the fucking new slogan.
You know what the old slogan was?
Under the Biden administration,
and the military slogan was,
we do more in the kitchen before 9 a.m.
Big girls.
Trump fixes Wendy City.
On Tuesday, federal agents
descended on a building in Chicago.
They descended.
And what was great,
yesterday Trump said, he said,
he goes, I said to Head Sick,
we should practice on the cities in this country.
Do you know the fuck?
And they cut to the fucking,
they cut to the,
the view.
And literally the women have passed out.
I can't believe he said that.
In a raid targeting illegal aliens,
some with suspected ties to Trend de Aragua.
Immigration, ICE customs,
and ice agents surrounded a building
with some agents repelling.
Folks, this is what you do, as Dallas would know,
and wartimes.
Repelling.
Dallas wouldn't repel.
He'd just jump out of the plane and go.
I'll land on the roof.
I'll be fine.
Some agents rappelling down from Black Hawk helicopters and cleaning up Chicago.
All right, get up.
On Tuesday morning, Trump called out the largest of the infamous sanctuary cities that Chicago,
describing the deportation operations as a war from within.
And that is a perfect phrase.
Because right now, it's not the, adversaries aren't even as dangerous as the radical left.
which is a cancer that needs to be removed.
Somebody please figure it out without violence.
Not that I don't like violence against the law.
I'm just saying I don't want my heroes getting arrested.
Describing a deportation as a war from within.
What they've done to San Francisco, this is Trump,
Chicago, New York, and L.A.
They're very unsafe places.
I love when he states the obvious.
And we're going to straighten them out one by one.
And that's when, of course, fat boy, Captain Cholesterol, Illinois governor, Job Blow Pritzker, fired back at Trump's message on X to Donald Trump.
Stop using military troops and ICE to invade and disrupt American cities.
That's exactly what illegals were doing.
they invaded our cities and disrupted life
that's how fucking scary lunatics they are
Mr. Pelican
can you imagine
that's exactly what
the illegal invasion did
stop calling your political opponents
enemies oh now you get a problem with our rhetoric
after calling Trump a Nazi and you have fascist,
all the other shit that got Trump shot in the face
and Kirk killed.
You have a problem with enemies of the U.S.
That's exactly what you are, you fat buck.
Stop attacking the First Amendment.
Our troops in our nation deserve better than you
acting as a petty tyrant.
Oh, don't get it wrong.
We need a petty tyrant.
I always said we needed a benign dictator.
I picked that phrase up when I lived in New York and Rudy Giuliani was the mayor.
They would call him a dictator.
And again, to quote Malcolm X,
What's up? We're the white bitches.
Operation Midway Blitz was announced on September 8, 2025, in honor of Katie Abraham,
a young woman killed by an illegal alien, Illinois.
nearly 300 federal agents from FBI, Border Patrol, ICE, and the ATF, assisted in the operation in Chicago's South Shore neighborhood.
Newsweek report.
That breaks my heart because I've been to Chicago a million times, and I couldn't wait to get there.
It's one of the cities after the show, I'd go out on the State Street, get a Chicago beef sandwich, and, you know, head to the gay bathhouse up the street and get a fruit.
Newsweek reported that roughly
30 illegal aliens were detained.
Some with suspected
Trendaaragua affiliations.
You need to shut the fuck
up.
Wait a minute.
Don't you move you motherfucker
blow your brains out.
I got him reversed or you get him reversed. I don't know.
I think I get it wrong.
President Trump designated Trenddaegra
as foreign terrorist organization
at the beginning of his second term.
That's a great move right there.
For years, Governor Pritzker lived on mayonnaise and bologna and lasagna, or as George McDonald's
to say, that lasagna and birthday cake diet and his fellow sanctuary politicians released
Trende Aragua, gang members, rapists, kidnappers, and drug traffickers on Chicago streets.
And you want me to believe the people of Chicago, I don't care if they're white,
black, poor, rich, voted this fat fuck in. I'm telling you, it's the four people that run the world,
the globalist, whoever the fuck. This fat pig was appointed. His families were billionaires.
I'm guessing he had nothing to do with that. Putting American lives at risk and making Chicago
a magnet for criminals, said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin at the beginning of Operation
Midway Blitz. President Trump and Secretary Nome have a clear message. No city is a safe haven
for criminal illegal aliens.
I got to believe
we're going to look back on this someday
and go, what the fuck?
American mayors were literally
letting this dangerous filth out on the streets?
Could they disrespect you guys anymore?
Taxpayers?
Taxpayers.
Your money in New York was going
to put those jerkoffs up at the hotels
and then they were out fucking
trying to kill cops
or do rape or whatever.
Just think about that.
He was subsidizing that under the Democrat Party.
If you come to our country illegally and break our laws,
we're going to hunt you down a rush who deport you and you will never return.
Said Charles Nelson Riley in the early 70s.
That one's too old for you.
Let's move on to Minnesota loves its trannies.
Well, I think you could tell that by who they're fucking.
Governor is jazz hands waltz, Timmy Tampon.
The U.S. Department of Education and Department of Health
and Human Services have determined your cousin, Tommy,
from Boston, have determined that Minnesota Education
agencies have violated Title IX by allowing
biological male trans athletes.
They're just ignoring Trump's orders, allowing biological male
trans athletes to compete in girls'
uh sports
you know your son looks like a fad to me
president trump said
no president donald trump's administration
found the minnesota department of education
that's the mde and the minnesota state
high school league
that's the mshs i've lost so much money betting on
their uh in violation of title nine
title nine you know that had to do the gender in sports
and passed a long time i've even before obam
anyways and then he made it
Obama made it so if you were like a, you know, white straight male and you could accuse of date rape on a campus, they threw you in front of a kangaroo court and you didn't even get a saying. That's how, you know, anyways, in violation of the Title IX, remember Trump said no more? He did it with a bunch of people around. He signed it and everybody applauded. In violation of Title IX after two months long investing. So that's how our country works right now, folks. The president makes a law and the fucking blue cities go, fuck you would do what we're on.
That's fine.
We'll see how it ends.
Into state policies and a transgender pitcher leading a girls' high school softball team to a state championship.
I'm hoping the socks can get a hold to her on the phone.
Game three could be a problem if we don't win.
A Department of Education, that's ED, erectile dysfunction, press release,
cites the pitcher's performance in the 2025 season for the recent crackdown.
They should have known something.
Somebody hit a line drive back in the box, and he went,
not?
Crackdown stating the male pitch overpowered female athletes during five consecutive matches.
How is that even fair?
And you, the actual tranny, you're a fucking asshole.
You literally go, I can't make it with my own sex.
But I'll beat up on girls and become famous.
That's not good.
During five consecutive matches, only given up one earned run over the course of 35 innings.
Who does she think she is?
Are Aldous Chapman?
And striking out 27.
Female batters.
I think I could strike out 15.
I remember Artie Lang, you guys are probably, if you follow this Stern show.
They were in Vegas somewhere, and one of the guests was a female pitcher,
baseball pitcher, who was doing pretty good.
I think she was on a college team or something.
whatever. But she was, like, and Artie's like,
I can fucking hit her. Artie Lang, by the way,
even when he was all fucked up, is a good athlete.
I can see, you know, I've thrown a football with him,
play catch with it, and he played baseball in high school.
He was pretty damn good, I believe.
Anyways, Artie's already shit-faced because they're in Vegas.
It's like 11 in the morning. And he goes,
I can hit her. And they went, really? Okay.
So after they fucking went out to a baseball field.
Artie's got literally I think he handed somebody
you know whatever he was drinking
and gets up against this girl
first pitch he lines it into fucking
lines a base hit like right up the middle
and just walks away
the release also cited instances of trans athlete
by the way I'm not saying I can do that now
I can't even see my hand now
trans athletes competing in girls alpine skiing
girls Nordic skiing girls
lacrosse, girls track and field teams, and girls volleyball. That's a lot of balls, as they say in
Brooklyn. The DOE and DHS have now, given the state and its education agencies, a 10-day deadline to
amend its policies to comply with Title IX and President Donald Trump's keeping men out of women's
sports. That's what it was called executive order.
He just, he just hit, held, withheld, like, huge money from New York City.
I just read it as we were coming on the air, and I forget what the fuck it was for.
It was something he, you know, made a law, and they were ignoring.
Minnesota attorney General Keith Ellison, and if you don't know who that is, he's a Muslim,
and I'm not making this one, he was sworn in, as Senator or gut, whatever the fuck he was,
congressman, his hand was on a Quran. That's all you need to know about him. What a racist country
you can let a politician be sworn on a Korean, has already filed his own lawsuit against Trump
and the Department of Justice for trying to enforce its policies to protect girls' sports in
Minnesota. These are what they call in politics, 80, 20, I would say 90, 10 issues,
meaning 90% of the people
will be against some shit
like the Dems are doing
and they
the Dems are always on the 10 or 20%
going against what the majority of America wants
where do you guys think you're going
he bragged about
suing them first regarding the issue
why did he do that because
meanwhile the situation
involving the softball player
has already prompted another lawsuit
by three teenage girls
against the trans pitcher.
A federal judge
dismissed the lawsuit earlier this month.
I wonder what
its name was, the judge.
I could have been huge
if I played in a girls football league.
I told you, my wet dream is to
see.
They have girls' professional football now.
I just want to see, like I said, a tight end goes over the middle.
Her name's Kathleen, 6-3-260.
Runs about a 4-5-40.
And then, like I said, a dental assistant comes up,
a little biological girl tries to tackle her,
and her head literally comes off.
And the left is applauding in the stands.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
$18 billion for Second Avenue Subway Hudson Tunnel Project.
on hold to probe whether it was going to illegal DEI practices?
Ah! Nice update.
You hear that, folks?
They've been talking about that subway.
Jesus, right after I left, they were talking about it.
And they need another subway because there's not enough rapes and murders in New York.
They should just cancel it on that alone.
So Trump thinks, and he's probably right, right, that people are bidding.
on jobs or whatever and it's you know um it's woman owned businesses we want people of color
businesses there's actually fucking things like that they do so hold that money let's get on to a
little um light sports news i don't know about you guys i'm a big fan of troy akeman i like him
um him and joe buck i like them a lot and some people don't i i like him a lot i met joe buck
he was on Nick and Hardy show.
He's got a dry, you know, he's a wise ass.
He's what people, you know, he's a, and he's a good broadcaster.
His dad was a Hall of Fame broadcaster, and he knows his shit, I like him.
And he's got that, he's got kind of a sarcastic wit.
And Aikman, he'll laugh at anything.
He's got a great, I mean, not anything.
He's got a great sense to him.
He laughs.
When I'm watching a game, Buck says something I think is funny.
He's usually laughing.
So that makes him a great guy.
Good night.
anyways at a boy troy troy akeman called it like he saw it and what he saw wasn't pretty the pro football
hall of famer and color analysts aired his grievances over incessant penalty calls during ESPN's monday night
football broad kick i'm glad i didn't watch this one of course i was on the wrong side of this one too
a broadcast of the denver broncos 283 blowout victory over the very depleted cincinnati bengals
already a one-sided affair.
It was already a blowout.
The game continued to drag
with yellow flags being tossed
at nearly every turn,
which is why I always promote
college football
over this garbage.
Because a lot of it,
look, folks,
somebody called it to the socialist football league
because all the talent
has to be spread out equally
because parity is great
in their minds.
Close games,
even if it's because both teams
shitty. And, you know, it's just what bookies want. Midway through the third quarter Broncos
offensive lineman, Alex Pelsuski, was rung up for an illegal blindside block. The games,
listen to this, 20-second penalty. I also have another theory that the refs love to be on camera.
Ever since they gave them the chance to speak on national TV, Google Richard Jenny referee bit.
You're fucking still relevant today.
You laugh your balls off.
Can you imagine 20 second penalty of the game?
You guys are cut in your own throats.
And that's a combination of two things, by the way.
Way too many rules.
They have new two or three new.
And again, remember yesterday I was saying about living under the fear of litigation?
That's where all this stems from.
The NFL doesn't want to get sued, you know?
Blindside blocks, they outlawed them a few seasons ago.
They're the reason we watch football.
I've got hit on a blind saw block, and I've hit somebody.
Usually you get hit so hard it doesn't even hurt.
You just go flying.
But it's a vicious hit, but it's football.
So they outlawed that, you know, and a bunch of other shit.
Do you know cornerbacks when they come up, let's say they're running a sweep the offense?
Cornerbacks used to be able to come up.
They have a pulling guard coming at them that weighs literally 330 pounds.
ready to crush them so they would go low and cut the cut the what they would call interference
the lead blocker out which is fair the quarterback's 205 he's like 3 30 and they can run those big
boy now you're going to take them on head on if you go low you get flagged for that they keep adding
shit and adding shit and it makes it harder on the refs um ESPN's rules specialist russell russell
Russell York believed it to be the right call.
Dude, did you ever even pick up a football?
I could be wrong.
He could have been, but come on.
But Aikman couldn't take it anymore.
And there's a hidden rule,
unwritten rule in the NFL
that the broadcasters can't badmouth the product,
which is an NFL game or the referees or anything else.
But I love, this is why I like Aikman.
He would always go.
And most of the times it's quarterback.
back doing the color commentary, they even defend the defenders sometimes on hits that are called.
Anyways, here's the video of what was called a blindside block.
Remember, the game's out of hand, and here's Troy Aikman commenting.
Here he is right here.
He's already distressed right here.
Forcible contact with the shoulder going back toward his own goal line.
That's a blindside block.
Good call.
Pause.
That was the expert ref in the booth.
Could you tell?
There was no room.
There was no gray area for him.
Go ahead.
I'm not going to keep my mouth shut.
That's a good call.
It's just not a necessary call.
You know?
I was waiting for.
I had no opportunity to try to make a slow.
And that's the important part.
last line, he said, the guy had no opportunity to make the tackle. You understand? And I see
that a million times. And the other thing that pisses me off about NFL officiating, a guy throws
a ball down feel, right? The defensive back breaks it up. But the crowd boos, the offensive
teams crowd. They all stop booing because they think it's in defense. And then the ref will throw
the flat. They get pressured by the fucking crowd. You see that all? What's that? In college a lot,
to, absolutely. But also the other point, throwing a flag at something that's not going to affect
the play. Even Gene Sterator, whatever his name is, the head of officiating, he said that this
offseason. We're going to try to cut down on throwing flags on plays that have nothing to do.
I'm surprised they don't have a separate booth for refs where you have, if it's a bad call
or whatever, then that can be called back, because that's the game decider in a lot of cases.
Don't they have that?
Don't they go to New York?
Well,
only for targeting penalties.
Nothing else like a pass interference
for all of my people's shit or stuff like that.
I agree.
You're like, if you want to get it all right,
get it all right.
But the only problem with that,
the games would be 11 hours long, you know.
They're worrying about that in baseball,
and I'm all for baseball using the fucking technology
to call balls and strikes.
And I'm not blaming the umps.
They're pretty damn good, I get to admit.
But these guys are thrown 102.
and somebody paints the black
and the guy
the I'm supposed to see that
with this.
Come on.
Anyways,
the product's just not very good.
That was the balliest thing, he said.
I bet you're fucking
Goddell the next day.
What are you doing?
I'm going to be honest,
he says, I mean, this is ridiculous.
That's a fucking guy saying that.
You are correct, sir.
That's enough for today.
I'm going to save this one for tomorrow.
It's time.
from Boston.
Yeah, we'll start with a West Coast stupid.
It'll be a couple days old, but it's not like a heavy-hitting story.
It's the woman undressing it aboard.
And, you know, it's not like we get to see any nipples or anything.
Relax. Relax, everybody.
All right, that's it.
Foray, you know what.
Don't forget, excuse me, Glenn Greenwall,
coming up after my show at 7 o'clock.
real quick before I go
this Friday night, October 3rd,
Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia,
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Anyways, I guess that is it.
Again, Glenn Greenwald.
I'm a big fan.
He was a big lib.
But like I said, in the good sense of the word,
he would look at both sides.
And then the left started threatening his life.
He woke up to it.
So it's a great show coming up.
You guys think that I'll say you're very welcome.
See you back here for the final day tomorrow.
Have a good day.
Hi.
Good night, everybody.
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You know, I'm going to be able to be, and so on, you know, I'm going to be.
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