The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Dump On Protesters | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1805

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump Shits on No Kings protests, Another Possible Assassination Setup, Bad Parents, Kimmel’s Drag Show, A Goodbye Kiss and Houston Bayou Bodies!   Support the show & get 15% off your Bioma order with the code NICKDIP at https://gobioma.com/nickpaolo Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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I'll go home and get your fucking shine box. Hey, that's my night job. Ugh, truly. Hello, welcome, everybody. Well, welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, Stevie Wondermer of Griffin, and all these great shows scrolling by, for free, by the way. And now you get Glenn Greenwald Live, which is almost worth it itself. Right here at 7 p.m. right after my show.

If you want to watch it all ad-free, you sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Very important. Today, I'm going to be talking about Trump did a poo-poo on the No Kings protests from an airplane. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Another possible assassination setup. They found a hunting stand kind of an odd place. We'll give me details on that.

Jimmy Kimmel proves even further that he's lost his mind. I think he's a paid whatever. He's on somebody's payroll. I don't know why it's him. I think you'd pick a show with ratings, but maybe it's just enough under the radar where you don't, I don't know. We lost a great guitar player who as a kid I loved.

And no, it wasn't an 1860 ukulele. Shut it. And a great football weekend in college once again. Some upsets, a lot of undefeated teams took a big dump. Good to be with you, folks. How was your weekend? I was in Nashville. What a town.

It really is something else. And as far as women go, it makes Hollywood look like a leper colony. Holy moly. Mother of Jesus. I think they kill the ugly ones. I saw some girls that were kind of hefty set trying to go into a bar and a bounce.

Just pushed them in the street and they got run over. Nobody cared. We all left. But it was frigging crazy. I actually drank like I was in high school. I don't know, because I knew that was my last date for a while, and I'm playing up by ear as far as 226 goes, as far as stand-up, folks.

Had a great time. Thank you guys that came out. Serious to Apollo fans. And, yeah, Lee Priest, the great Lee Priest, who I've been going back and forth with for 10 years now, as far as on this show or over the Internet, international bodybuilder from Australia, he was there. so brought some more titanic stuff for my wife's guys is the coolest dude

took a couple of pictures of me and him after i threw him out i deleted him immediately i look like i'm 119 there's a white light near the state we did oh i'm bent the fuck out of here um but yes nashville i can see why the whole world is kind of moving there it's starting to get that but like somebody said to me that phony vibe kind of an la vibe everybody's pretty and shallow and look at this is Broadway by the way Broadway on it

this is Thursday night by the way it freaking look like New York it goes on I mean you couldn't even move on the sideway it's like a Thursday night so I'm like what can I do

Luke Brian as you know I'm an American Idol fan as corny as that sounds and I think Luke Bryant's a hot shit I'm not I'm not a country I still haven't bought into the country sound I don't dislike it I think eventually I'll run out of stuff but I need a crackling guitar that screams anger and that's burnt into my head

because it's what I was raised on and I can appreciate country meal like all my sisters love it and stuff but you know they they raise chickens in Denver no they don't so I don't dislike it you know whatever but he's I think he's a really likable guy.

I sound like a 12-year-old girl. I thought he was going to beat his bar. I thought he'd be serving beers and shit. But I went over to the bar. I had an Uber drop me off. He had to drop him up up the streets. Just like New York. He couldn't get near Broadway.

And I walked by Luke Bryant, and I see a line. And you know me in lines. I'm just like my dad. When we were kids, I told that story last week. We go to a dairy queen. If there's two people in front of us, he goes, fuck that. Get in the car, Roddy. So, you know,

I start walking out, and I see the line. It's like 18, 25 deep, but it was moving. So I got right in the fucker. And I talked college football while I was in the line. All the southern shit. I did everything, but fuck my cousin. But they don't live down there. So, yeah, went up the stairs and into the Luke's bar.

And I'm just, I'm like, if you guys saw the movie Gaudi on HBO, the real one played by Amin Asante, They were one of the greatest acting jobs ever. In that movie, the guy that played Sammy the Bull was always, they'd go clubbing. You know, they'd go out to nightclubs. And Sammy would always come in. They were already seated. Sammy would go, John, what do you think?

What do you think this place hauls in a month, you know? It asks that everywhere they go. John's like, even God is, you ever stop talking about fucking money? Fucking eat your men of God. But I'm thinking the same thing. I go, look at the fucking. I just stayed on the first floor, right? There's three levels, I guess there's a rooftop bar,

but the stairs going to the second level were just people coming up and down and it wasn't that wide. God forbid I brushed up against a tit. I'm like, I'm not going to fucking... And I was dying to see what's up there. That's when you know you're frigging all. I was looking up to the...

I can't, I'm not going to get in that fucking mess. But I'm counting. The bar must have been 40 yards long. There's a live band. a guy playing the shit out of the fiddle, you know, and electric, all that. That I like. Live music.

Let me tell you something about the fiddle, the violin is, I think, might be the greatest instrument. When you see somebody master that, this guy was playing it like a lead guitarist. And every time he picked it up, the place would go shit house. Apparently he's got a reputation.

You get a reputation for being a good fiddle play in Nashville. I'm sure Luke Bryant booked him, right? And they had some kind of, the lead singer is kind of a hot bra, but she was older, you know. She was older, like 19, 20. But they were very good.

And I'm just counting. I'm counting the heads. Counting the, and the number of people at the bar and the people still pouring in. And I'm just, can you imagine the math? You know, the drinks aren't cheap because it's kind of a fucking tourist trap and shit.

I'm just going, what is that like? He's all set anyways with his music career. This is his little like a, This is equivalent of a lemonade stand for him, only with a lot of bourbon and Jack Daniels. And I'm going, what kind of fucking money? But had a good time, and thank you guys for coming out. My Boston Bruins started off three and O, and then they went on a road trip out west, their first of the year, and dropped all three. So we know where they're going to be this year.

Fucking, I don't know. Rebuilding still. Can't say it's not going to change. but holy frickin' moly. Why don't you give the Stanley Cup to the fucking Colorado Avalanche? They look like they always do, killer. Guys been following baseball, uh, Dodgers in it. Big surprise.

Six trillion dollar fucking, um, Blue Jays seem like they're on a mission. So they won last night. Game, that was game six. They tied it up. It's up tonight, game seven, folks. That Vladimir Guerrero, they gave him a half a billion. dollars literally for like 10 years or whatever

he's been worth every cent of it this guy's been hitting the fucking baseball like it's a beach ball the whole playoffs and he was a fat bastard when he came up nobody talks about that can I actually slimmed down he can run so

that's tonight game what's better than that for the pennant right game seven in oh wait a minute where's the game Toronto it's got to be Toronto yeah they wouldn't fly back

the first yeah the first two are in Toronto so this has to be in Toronto yeah in Toronto tonight so that's and the Mariners have never been in a World Series and part of me's like

I like to see them get another problem because fuck them that's where all the fucking George Floyd shit they don't deserve it but it's because I'm an asshole what else

I had a good day in the pool had like 10 right out of 12 or 13 is two more ago um that's important you guys now you can sleep uh blip that that's it that's it halloween's coming up my shit is usually up by now but oh if my wife's not got a dog don't look at me um it's it dallas i uh i got nothing I don't start this guy's like fucking doom and gloom he should come in with a

that's going to be a running gab going to dress you up like the Grim Reaper with the black he's counting down the days for me he's 20-something years younger than me trust me when I wake up I don't understand how we're in the middle of fucking October I don't

I mean when Halloween ended I read I said to add the, I don't know why I'm surprised every year. It's going to be here before you know it. And it was faster than I thought. Hey, aye, aye. Folks, when you, you'll find out with each passing year. That's why I'm going to slow it down and, I don't know, move to Rochester. Let's get on with it.

Trump is king shit. Headline. That's all I can think. Oh, I met a guy named Bojangles that he danced for me in one out shoes. Some couple recognized me from this podcast. And you know what? Here, where do we live? The haunted.

Huh? Yeah. Calcutta. I know it's haunted. Right here in Savannah and about Saturday this old couple I see the guy staring at

and this old woman comes over and go are you Nick? I go yes I am yes ma'am I like to I've done that before when the guy looks like me just

you know I do it as a joke I'm fucking nobody but that I asked a guy when I was in an audition in L.A. I go and this is not long after Goodfellas I go you're Johnny Roast Beef right

and he goes, who's asking? Just like that. His face changed from, and then I asked Colin or whoever the fuck, and they go, yeah, he knows some of the boys. He goes, who's asking?

I go, oh, I'm a fellow fucking actor. I'm a comedian from bar, and then, you know, we started yapping a little bit. His face went from like this. He was asking. And he wasn't trying to be funny. What do you get a body in fucking,

what do you get a body in a car in Burbank? Relax. Trump is king shit. Donald Trump post AI video. mocking no King's protesters. Trump's, this one made me fucking laugh. Trump's apparent initial response, by the way, Trump and everybody else,

Jady Vance and all the higher-ups, they opened accounts on Blue Sky this weekend. It said, hey, we're here. And blah, blah, blah. I don't know who's running the show for Trump. I know he thinks a lot of this of himself, but they have done everything and more that I could ask for as far as a,

attacking people and some I know some people say well this is below the president no it's not we are the that's our house he's one of us think of it that way don't give the office too much weight okay that's the difference between us and fucking kim jong un and Putin and shit he's one of us how the fuck can you not love this guy shows how humorless and dead inside the left and just filled with hate and violent cholesterol you fat bitches Trump's a An initial response to the demonstrations was a fake video of himself dumping what appeared to be fecal matter.

Speaking of that, I got a fucking calling on an ausby coming up. November 4th. I should start cleaning out now. I told you, the last one didn't take. They gave me gatorade and like I said to the fucking nurse, you want to clean us out. Send us to Taco Bell with a $100

gift certificate. And give me a pot of black Yeah, part of black coffee. Matter of fact, we'll do it in the parking lot. Yeah, it's spick and span in there. I see one bell pepper. Dumping what appeared to be fecal matter or mud. Not mud, it's fecal matter. On protesters marching through city streets

as Kenny Loggins' danger zone plays in the background from, you know, from, you know what? I was going to say Ghostbusters. The watermark on the video attributed to another account, A X-E-R-I-A-Xarius underscore X. The profile photo of an X account with the same name appears to display Pepe the Frog dressed as Trump

just after the president reshared a fake video previously posted by Vice President Vance of Trump placing a crown on his own head and hoist, I was too lazy to look for it, and hoisting a sword or swore while people who appeared to be prominent Democrat lawmakers

backers bow bow come on look at this this is a funny meme that kills me right there it's all serious yeah that was time perfect Look at these fucking morons. This was Saturday, right? I think. It's all they have. They're paid, by the way. A lot of them are paid.

Just keep that in mind. And why they didn't whack Sorrows 40 years ago is beyond me. And when I say whack, I don't mean kill. I mean a slap on the wrist. Yeah, exactly. Come on, that was fucking you've got to love Trump.

You know, Don Jr. or somebody showed that to him, he went, that's a lot of poop. Let's do it. It's a lot of poop. And you know I hate poop. And the left didn't know what to do, how to handle it.

It's so fun. You guys are just Debbie Downers. You're angry because most of you have horrible hygiene. You're ugly. You never fit in. And you just carry that anger through childhood. And nobody welcomes people like that more than the Democrat Party. And then they brainwash you that you are a victim.

You can't get laid because of white, old straight men. But it's just because you're fucking ugly and a lose it to begin with. How's that? That's my point. Colin Quinn used to laugh at me about it. end up, he goes, DePaulo comes at it from a winning perspective. And I, because I get, you know, in the arts, you know how they, it is. It's usually,

my parents touch me and, you know, I'm all depressed, but at my art, I fucking, you know, I show up, I got a championship ring on. Yeah, I'd like to taste this, nerd. But me, you know, Colin would fucking, Colin loved it. Colin's a little of both. Colons are a little of both. Colin's a hybrid. He was like a good athlete.

I can tell just by chasing him around the yard with a football and shit, he could play fucking, he was a good athlete shit. He fucking loved his booze and alcohol and he's got a tremendous artistic creative mind. So anyways, so that's what our president did.

And if you don't appreciate that, and the whole No Kings thing, Godfell has the best take on it. They create problems that don't exist and pretend to come up with solutions to problems that they create. that don't, there is no kings. Right?

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Thank you, Bioma. On to Bad Will Hunting Stand. See what I did there? Absolutely nothing. You're right. Mama. The United States Secret Service, that's the USS,

on Thursday, discovered a hunting stand. People don't know what that is. That's a guy who he hunts and he stands. He doesn't lay down like a soldier. He stands face to face with a bear and he kicks it the nuts. Am I right, Della? You know, I didn't say Secret Service on Thursday. Discovered a hunting stand near Florida's Palm Beach International Airport. Odd. I'm waiting for them to connect it back to the guy who was sticking his gun

through the fence. It's sort of in the area, right? According to federal officials, the suspicious stand has a direct line of sight to where President Donald Trump exits Air Force One. I don't know nothing about this. Oh, yeah, you do. Get against the fence and spread them. Here's Trump waiting to be shot, giving somebody the finger with a gun. Trump landed at the airport, which is located less than three miles from downtown West Palm Beach on Friday with plans to spend the weekend. at his Mar-A-Lago home, the Palm Beach report. You know the money in that area?

They should put up average family income or whatever. First of all, half of them are retired, but what's that? You own two hedge funds. You can't. This neighborhood's not for you. Anyways, Trump spent Saturday morning at the Trump International Golf Club. This guy still gets in his fun. That's what I got to like about.

FBI director, Cash Patel, confirmed on Sunday. that the agency has launched an investigation in response to the concerning discovery. USS spotted a suspicious stand near the Air Force One Zone in Palm Beach, Patel wrote in a post on social media. The FBI is investigating. I'm going to find out what that hell happened here. It is currently unclear who established the hunting stand or what their intentions were. Somebody saw if they saw Rosie O'Donna running out of the woods

in a loincloth covered in mud and cheesecake. What the hell was that? The FBI's ongoing investigation resulted in a road closure along Southern Avenue over the weekend. The United States Secret Service Chief of Communications, oh good, it's a guy. Anthony Guglimia. Here he is seen with a nice,

fresh hair cut. There I am with him. Back to him, my secret lover. Man, some people are bald, and some people are bald. This guy never had hair. Never had hair.

I put a nipple on it, nurse it. Anyways, told Fox News Digital that agents discovered the stand while performing advanced security preparations before Trump's arrival. There was no impact. to any movements and no individuals were present or involved at the location. Gaggimi, you said, while we are not able to provide details about the specific items or their intent,

this incident underscores the importance of our layered security measures. They did find one deer packing an AR-15 with his buddies, and they were smoking skunk weed in the woods. Back to you, Dave. The hunting stand appeared to have been set up months ago. yeah well he was landing there months ago too anyways that's it law enforcement told somebody it's been up there for a while okay now

that was this weekend it's Monday what's the story I want to know somebody out there keep track of that and remind me if we don't follow up on it because a lot of these you're like okay and um but why would it have a direct site line to you know what I mean and the guy go well because

because I remember one time Trump was going up getting on the plane and there was an 8 point buck following him right up the stairs it's a true story I'm doing Brian Reagan it's a true story

yeah have a good flight you too you know that bit you guys you say you're so used to saying that but you stay at the wrong time you get out of the cap at the airport

the guy goes have a good flight You too. If you have a fly someday. Sir, versus the meal. Have a good meal. You too? I did it recently.

I did that recently. Oh, boy. Very embarrassing. Brian Reagan's so goddamn funny. He's been around forever. He does a different type. He doesn't go for the socially, he does what I should have done.

But he was, when I moved, he had already made a name for himself and I moved to New York. York. He was getting, he was on the rise. Everybody knew Brian Regan. And I get there, it was my first set at Catcher Rising Star, which was the

club, just opened the year prior, all the big names hung out there. And I get there, I got like a 1 a.m. spot. I'm nervous. It's my first. And there's Brian Reagan pacing back and forth, like biting his nails. And I introduced my, I go, are you, I said,

you're Brian fucking Reagan, you know? And he goes, I know, I always get like this. And he was right. That's how I used to get for about six more months. And then I started drinking and like, yeah, it's another show. And I'd disappoint everybody, include my parents. I thought I had something else to tell you to Ellis. I came something this weekend. I don't know. Was it something I cooked? Something I ate. Oh, yeah. The house blew up next to us. Back to the knows. No, I can't think of it. All right, let's move on. No, no, no! God, sounds like he's from Florida. A health care company's regional president and her nitwit husband are acute. I've always said

this. If you look at the generation, and I don't want to indict, it's easy to pick on parents and shit, but you've got to admit, the last three generations just raise some real fucking assholes. I can't look at another young woman, even if she's a little young woman, even if she's beautiful looking at herself in her phone and snapping a selfie you are the most self-absor and you get picked on more than you should too because every every generation likes to romanticize about their generation being you know smarter than the one that's coming up but Jesus Christ you are you know I mean but between the selfies and and your parents raising you with you know everybody gets a fucking trophy

and you're you're the best thing that ever happened shut the fuck up spend eight minutes with me, I'll ruin you. I mean, just mentally. A regional president and her husband are accused of ditching. Ditching, I'm thinking, I had a two-year-old, you know, three-year, a six-month-old daughter in their tent on the beach. And we read too many of these stories. I've read a couple already this year where the kids actually died in the car. And that's not an accident. I'm sorry. That is not an accident unless the parents nodded off on fucking fentanyl. I must give you the better even then you're wrong but and this goes from men and women we have such

selfish fox and people kill kill for less they kill their parents for money when they have money I watch your ID now when a guy leaves a car I'm sorry now they have alarms to remind you then you shouldn't have a kid that's what a wife is an alarm but you don't want to carry the alarm everywhere. I get it. Anyways, a daughter in their tent on the beach. Six months old left her in a tent on the beach during her nap while they snuck away. The rest of the family went on a long walk

along the shore Friday afternoon. So the beach was in Florida. They walked all the way up to Maryland. No. Can you fucking imagine? It's not stupid. It's not stupid. Sarah Somers, Wilkes. and her husband, John Wilkes Booth. A guy trying to make a joke, that's not a joke.

There's the two nitwits. We're both arrested shortly after police responded to reports of an abandoned baby at Florida's Marimar Beach around noon Friday. Somers Wilkes 37 and Wilkes 40 told police that they'd lost track of time while on a walk with their three they say hey what

honey what time is it it's well it's two close is that central time or mountain you didn't lose track of time your selfish horse with three older children they were with three other kids the Walton County Sheriff said on the

Facebook page the pair were gone for nearly an hour here's the sheriff explaining what they found when they investigated the baby unattended It's right there at that hour time frame. You're talking 50 minutes to an hour.

That's way longer than would even be reasonable. According to the arrest report, it happened. It happened one day. When deputies arrived, they said they found the infant safe in the arms of two young black kids doing crack. Why black neck? Okay, white kids doing meth. Hispanic's doing weed. What do you want for me? It's over.

So, it's not over. Oh, that cracked my ear. They found the infant safe in the arms of a good Samaritan who had a trench coat on and nothing on under it and a bag of lollipops. Deputy said the parents

were taken into custody shortly after it and charged with douchebaggageness. Charge with child neglect without great bodily harm, a felony. That's all fine and dandy, but you don't just leave a baby

at a house and then leave and go off to the store, he said. The baby could roll over and suffocate itself or the wind could blow a towel over his face. Right? Like that. I'm Alfred Hitchcock.

Dallas ain't laughing at that one. He's got a brand-new one. I forget sometimes. I can be insensitive. The baby could roll over and suffocate or the wind could blow a towel over its face or a gay guy could give it a hand job. There's no telling what could have happened.

Authority said the couple left their cell phones behind with the baby on the beach because the baby had mentioned he had to make a couple calls to his account, making them harder to reach. And again, that's not an accident. You can't get out of that one. And if it was an accident, it means you're incompetent.

And if it was it means you're evil. Either way Oh Nick You don't know You don't have kids I had him And I lost him at the beach So fuck off

I lost track of time But I was I was with a supermodel Guy from Calvin Klein Nice ass Please come to Boston She said no Boy why don't you come home to me

Hey Rambling boy Why don't you settle down Savannah ain't you kind of town. There ain't no gold and there ain't no colored kids like me. I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee. Jimmy Kimmel is a drag is the headline. I don't know what happened to Jimmy Kimmel. I liked them when I was in L.A. did a show a couple of times. Even after one of the shows he had a smoker out front. He cooked for everybody like he can smoke, you know, pork shoulder and fuck. It was tremendous. And I don't know what happened. Somebody,

I don't know Sarah Seldman cut his Are they married? I don't know I don't know who's married I can't remember if they're married I do remember doing a joke about it

when they were dating during the Pam Anderson Rose they just started dating in my first it was the very first joke of the roast they go and they were in the paper Jimmy Kimmel

Who? Oh yeah yeah yeah what am I think but I said the Jimmy Kills here tonight, apparently the only thing lower than his ratings is Sarah Sylvan self-esteem, which I thought was a good one. Guess what? It went all right. They laughed

harder than anybody. But then I got into it, right into the snatch jokes. You know, good stuff. I told you, right? We're posting clips from those roads because everybody's posting shit from their old specials and everything I was told. So I said, well, I have a wealth of material. And one One of the clips from the Pam Anderson Robe was up to 2.2 million views after three weeks of some shit. I'll take it. I don't know what it means, folks. My wife always tells me

that. I go, I'll get excited when each view is a dollar. Until then, shut it. Drag Queen, Trixie Mattel. Trixie Mattel. Show her real quick. I suck

cork. And I love it. Yum. I don't know about that. That was Jimmy saying it, right? Yeah. Drag Queen Trixie Mattel appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's Drag Queen Storytime, where he read

Eric Trump's new memoir, and I'm just going to tell you, it gives you a heads up. That's what it said at the beginning of this article, but it didn't show him reading Eric Trump's, it showed him reading everything else. Anyways, where he read Trump's new memoir under siege, my family's fight to save our nation while dressed in woman's clothing that now he's not again poorly written Trump's Eric Trump's not saying he wrote it while he was in women's clothing understand that while dressed in woman's clothing

the guy reading it just that's why I wanted to give you the visual so what's the tricksy Mattel comes out goes do I scare any of you a Mattel asked that and by the way these things are scripted for the kids these lines if you guys don't know it to get laughs Like that's disturbed. They say stuff that's a little precocious. And it's a trick in Hollywood that'll fool the regular people. But do I scare any of you Mattel asked the children during the show segment to which the kids replied, what do you think they're going to reply?

It's a Jimmy Kimmel show. Yes, you're queer. I know they all yelled in unison before, you know, before one declared with a wave of her hand, the little girl goes, you just look amazing. Why would that be scary? written by a Jewish broad who works for A.B. What was that, Della? That is so affirming.

Thank you so much. Imagine being an adult guy, talking to kids, dressed like a woman, and say, that's affirming. That says everything about this guy's childhood. Nobody ever affirmed anything he did. You guys look amazing, too. I'd like to fuck each and every one he is, he didn't say. But he did say, you guys look amazing too.

the man dressed in woman's clothing, said to the children. Mattel then segued to the whole pile of books he had, asking the kids if they would like to choose one together. Because this is, after all, a democracy. You hear the, this is Jimmy Camel. People writing a sketch where they could shit on Trump and, you know, it isn't a democracy. Well, he's, this is what they're doing through this stupid idiot.

Two kids, it's perfect. You're watching indoctrination on national TV, ABC, under the guys of entertainment. Someday I'm going to sit down with you guys. I'm going to put a one-man show together. The commercials this weekend, I'm the fucking guy, everybody knows it. I'm the guy who's complaining about how white men

were being portrayed in the 80s on commercials. I got it first. Everybody knows it. It's getting even worse. Yes, I'm regressing right now. I'll get back to the fucking fag in a minute. I saw so many commercials this weekend. It's worse than ever.

And that's cultural Marxism, see? When that changes, when we can have a beer commercial with five straight white guys having a good time and not looking like ass, that's when we'll be back to where we should be. And not every commercial has a brown or black person in it. And when they're in it, they're showing the dumb white guy at the office

how to work the copier or put together. a Kia fucking thing. There's one this week where a guy, a new one, pulls up, I don't feel what fast food joint doesn't matter. I don't watch that part of it.

I watch the cultural Marxism part that I picked up on when I was 20 not even follow in politics. Kid pulls up, white kid driving with glasses, trying to order for his black friend and there's like an Asian girl

and a white girl in the back and he can't do it. He's fucking it all up. So they have to call in Trubinsky fucking former, quarterback to order or whatever. I'm just, and you guys, I know you're thinking, oh, what's the big deal?

If it was an isolated incident, I would agree with you. But this shit is round the clock for the last 40 years. And it has, as Bill Hicks used to say, it taints the collective unconscious, which it does. In other words, it's fucking with your head.

You don't even know it. You're just taking it in. So the next time you go out and see, you a white guy fucking up something, you want to, you know, I see women, I see ugly, housewives dressing down their husbands in public all the time now in a store. This is all fodder for a great book or show.

I just don't know how to get it off the ground. So much football. It's a guy with priority. Back to the story. Because this is, after all, a democracy. As of this morning, it's still a democracy. You hear this? This is what the queen is telling the kids.

I'm not sure the drag queen added before offering to read the children a book called Who cares about elderly people? And another title, Collectible Spoons of the Third Reich. Get it? Get it, folks. Hitler. After the kids expressed

not wanting to be read the material, Mattel asked, okay, would you guys like to read a book by President Trump? To which the children asked, answered because it's the Jimmy Kimmel show. What do you think? No, they yelled in unison.

Is this not embarrassing? I put this right up there with fucking Jerkoff-Koboeh, dancing with syringes during COVID. You can't see this. I get friends, comedians who still afraid to come out and just say what this is. They stay quiet.

Fucking ballless. I'm not going to name you. I'm not going to name you, Ralphie Mae. Oh, wait a minute. He died a long time ago. Mattel instead offered to read a memoir by Eric Trump, whom he deemed Trump's least favorite son. How about how powerful?

popular son with you, with your dad, before asking the children whether or not they are party trained. I don't even get why that. Why is that in there? What are you a scat muncher? Yeah, I am a one sauce. And in reading several extracts from the book, in reciting one excerpt from Eric Trump's memoir, Mattel read, Donald Trump is certainly unconventional. He's certainly not politically correct. He also has a heart of gold and is the greatest father a son or daughter could ever have. That was what Eric Trump wrote in the book. And then this jerk off, okay, I'm going to stop you there. One of the children interrupted. Because children will say that, okay, I'm going to stop you there, right? When you're four, adding, instead of skipping this page, and it was a young

black kid they had to do it. Instead of skipping this page, we should skip the entire book. This is so disgusting. It's beyond. If I was the guy reading a book that a kid started like this. Thank you. The child then asked if the drag queen could skip the entire story time and just go straight to lunch, to which the queen replied,

yes, I hope we're having hot dogs. Delicious. Delicious. Mattel then bring the kids Mattel then bring the kids You mean Mattel Outside for what he called a special science experiment Which involved the feather dust of the kids assholes

And some Kingsford lighter Throwing a copy of the book Into a wood chipper Again this is the Jimmy Kimmel show folks This might not be a great book But it's going to make excellent confetti The Unfutty The Unfutty Freak of Nature said Oh my god

I guess we've got video here I don't know what it is oh here we go Hello, hello children hello hi hi That's the energy I was looking for How do we feel about reading today? Yes? Yes Okay I think we should select something to read let's see

Um Cinderella Who cares? Fucking quiz! Our solar system. Yeah, right. The Earth is flat. Thank you.

How about Unwoke? How to defeat Cultural Marxism in America written by Ted Cruz. All right, I can't watch anymore. Dear AIDS. Dear AIDS,

wish you were here. crawling up this bitch's asshole like a caterpillar and a dead tree trunk. I think I found the opening to my new book. Folks, that's the Jimmy Kimmel show. That was the Jimmy Kimmel show. And I almost wasn't going to put that one on. I'm looking at a line-out. I'm looking at stories from last week going, I don't remember.

All right, let's move on. I don't know how old you guys are, and that's probably a good thing. But I came of age when the rock group Kiss came of age. Well, they started actually in the late 60s in New York, and they were kind of, you know, not punk, but really fucking whatever. They started with that androgynous look, and they were, you know, they were sort of ahead of their time. Anyhow, they blew up.

The band blew up. By the time, 1975 rolled around, or 76, I was 14 and had all their albums, like every other 14-year-old. And I remember it was a Sunday having dinner at my parents' house with my sister, Donna's boyfriend, Eddie Pino, who he like music, he played the drums. So I lifted my plate to get more raccoon, I think we were having. It's Italians like raccoon with mushrooms. See, still backing up on me. Under my plate was tickets for the Kiss concert that Thursday night at the Providence Civic Center. I fucking couldn't sleep for three days, so I started to take an Adderall.

That was the wrong thing to do because that keeps you up. Anyways, my point being, we lost one of the original founders of Kiss and the first guitar player. Ace freely. Goodbye Kiss, we call it. it. That's my next guitar, by the way, that's sunburst. It's either that or the one that Jimmy Page has, but that one really

fucking beautiful, isn't it? Like a beautiful piece of equipment. What's so funny is, get a look at his face there and how skinny and young he is. When I saw them, you know, I'm thinking they're older guys, right? Because I'm 14. They were about 15 years older to me. They were 29.

28, 29, 30 maybe. They're kids, too. Ace Freely, the original lead guitarist and founding member of the glam rock. I couldn't find an article that everyone, you know, Rolling Stone. They all have to be elitest jerkoffs. They never gave Kiss any credit for shit like that. Anyways, who captivated audience with his elaborate, they mean, now they're talking about him. Who writes this shit for AI with his elaborate galactic makeup and smoking guitar.

He actually had, in the middle of the concert, he does a solo for about five minutes and smoke starts coming out of the guitar, and he puts it on a stand and it starts burning. Come on, when you're a kid, that's magic. Anyways, he died Thursday. He was 74 years old. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. I was going to say that's young, but it's not for a rocker. If you can see the way these guys lived, freely, died peacefully, surrounded by...

Excuse me, cops and Hamas. In Morristown, New Jersey, surrounded by family. Following a recent fall, family members said in a statement that they are completely devastated and heartbroken, but will cherish his laughter and celebrate the kindness he bestowed upon others. Kiss, who hits included rock and roll on night, and I was made for loving you.

The ones that aren't so well-known, the better ones, actually, was known for his theatrical stage shows. KISS originally, original lineup included Freely, singer, guitarist, Paul Stanley, tongue-wagging bassist, Gene Simmons, and drummer Peter Chris.

Freely is the first death among the four founding members, which is pretty amazing because some of them are messed up. Freely was known as Space Ace and the Spaceman, the New York Born Entertainer and Rock or Roll Hall of Famer

often experimented with pyrotechnics. Oh, that explains the fucking house fire. Making his guitars glow emit smoke and shoot rockets from the headstock. We are devastated by the passing of Ace Freely Simmons and Stanley said in a joint statement. He was an essential

irreplaceable rock soldier during some of the most formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. He is and always will be part of Kiss legacy. Here's a clip of him in concert with Kiss in the early oh I'm sorry, thank you. This is the guy interviewing him

and I watch how heavy he is now this guy asked him how to play one of their hits was called Shock Me where he had a tremendous solo in it

and this is No one ever taught me how to play so I really don't know what I'm doing even to this day I'm still like I'm just winging it

How do you talk You hear that? He said no one ever taught him He's just winging it and guys do learn that way Go ahead Shock me

Yeah I just start off Pause The guy says guy's asking him about Shock Me and he's so old Ace goes, how has it start up? Go ahead.

I'll see that. I think he's bending an east ring to a G. So that was a childhood dream of achieve, being able to sing along with you well. That's called pinch harmonic, by the way, when it makes that crackling sound. It's so funny, isn't it? You forget that just guys, especially when you're kid and you're grow up and you figure he's just the fucking schmuck from the Bronx who fucking taught himself guitar and look what happened the fucking money these guys. Here he is in concert a solo. I think

it was shocked. One of the songs. That was called. That was cold gin, the song, by the way. And that looked fun. Didn't they look like a blast? Especially when they're in their late 20s or early 20. You don't need to be straight on stage. I'm guarantee you the fucking 10 Heineken's in your four lines are blow you.

Anyways, all these guys that I like, whether they're guitar players, coaches, football players, baseball, they're all dropping dead, which means, like I said, I'm on deck. And you never know what it's going to come. Anyways, real quick, quick story. I lived in West Chester County, New York, which is about an hour north of New York City. We lived in the woods, and the town next to us was Yorktown Heights. And I'd go for a walk around my neighborhood down to this main street, and I'd walk by Ate's Freely's house every day for a couple of years.

Then one morning, like on a Monday, I walked by it, and the roof is burnt right off. I mean, a massive fire, completely burnt out. apparently nobody was a caretaker was living and he wasn't home or she was whoever was taking over that wasn't home or whatever to fuck

but then when they mentioned he likes pirate techniques I was just picturing one of the caretakers going what's this do but I couldn't believe that and it was in the paper and shit and that's what I didn't realize you know fucking anyways I didn't know he's a fire freak

anyways rest in peace I love good guitar players and people would make fun of kiss you know Oh, but they can play in their instruments. I don't get a fuck. You get the Neil, like the Neil Youngs of the world. You know, they, whatever. But there are a few people that actually gave them props.

You know, Clyde. No. Do you know who the best guitarist really ever was? Oh, don't let me forget his name. A country guy. Shit, I'm going to forget it. Buck. Buck?

Why do you do this, Nick? I'll Google it. Roy Clark. You know who he is, Dallas? Roy Clark, you can pull up clips of them. They're in black and white. I mean, he was on Murdo Griffin in those shows in the 70s, too. Watch him on a, just an acoustic guitar.

They say, to this day, like every guitar, but he might have been the... Insane! Just born with his freaky... Anyways. And he looked like an insurance salesman from Buffalo with glasses and kind of a heavy...

All right, let's move on to beware of Buffalo Bayou. There's something beneath the surface of Houston's waters as city police pull body after body from the Bayos. Unfortunately, none of them play for the Texans. Now one family is demanding answers

about how a 22-year-old ended up dead with no wounds, no drugs, and no explanation. Is that what they said? Yeah. I say this calls for action and now. Kenneth Cutting Jr. vanished after a night out in downtown Houston in June 2024. Days later, police pulled his body from Buffalo Bayou, part of the city's 2,500 miles of waterways. And, yeah, when I think of Houston, I don't really think of a land of a thousand lakes.

and about a if there's any water there it's going to be kind of and about a mile and a half upstream from where two roommates last saw him alive according to his cousin

Lauren Freeman cutting's cause and manner of death were listed as undetermined the autopsy found no external injuries based on that drink

I'm going to say it was a hate crime the autopsy's found no external injuries and the talk The toxicology report listed no drugs in the system. Something happened to my son, Kenneth Cutting Senior told Fox News. My son didn't fall into the Bay Bayou and drown.

The family is speaking out as Houston officials face growing scrutiny over a surge of bodies 16 so far this year pulled from the bayous. Mayor John Whitmire has publicly dismissed talk of a serial killer. he really thinks that they were just hardcore Texans fans and can't take the offense. Calling drownings not a new phenomenon at a news. Well, if it's not a new, that means it's an old one, which means it's been going on for a while. You want to look into it, Fuxain?

At a news briefing last month. He blamed drugs, alcohol, and homelessness. Thank you. Did you hear Detective Burgess? He just said, none. of which the kid was. Unfortunately, the homeless when they pass often end up

in the bayou. Oh, is that right? What the fuck? What are they? What are they wind surfing? The dog doesn't know where to go? Yeah. Yes.

You know when your dogs know who they're dying? And they go, I'm out of here. I don't want to embarrass myself. Your grandfather and grandparents don't do that. They go, fuck it. I'm going right here. Right in the recline. You guys clean up the shit. Freeman called that that act.

gaslighting. I agree with them. That's the dead of the dead kid. But agreed that the problem has been happening for years. Whitmire's office did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment. All them people didn't commit suicide or fall into the bayou accidentally and drowned. Cutting senior said, it's ridiculous. There's been so many of them in the last three years, is what he's saying. And he's right. That's the audio of one of them drowning. That's from Cape Fear. De Niro's drowning and he's speaking in tongues.

It's a creepiest fucking, oh my God. It's like that story Robert Klein when he went sailing with Rodney. Rodney jumps off the boat, the water's like 40 degrees. he's out of shape he smokes like four packs a day Robert Klein goes he's literally I'm watching him drown

his lips are turn in purple and he goes even drowning Rodney sounded like Rodney Blenolita oh tell you I don't know what happened maybe this happened It happened to this girl that I went swimming with

in high school I get footage She wouldn't let me kiss her Oh, Nick. In another more recent case, Jade McKissick, a 22-year-old University of Houston student, was found dead and brazed by you just days after she disappeared on September 11th.

I would call and look into Hamas. McKissick also left a bar by herself before she... Hey, young girls out there, let me... I watch the ID Network around the clock so much so that I'm thinking about going into serial killing. I'm better at it than comedy. One of the main things that when young girls guy,

they leave the bar by themselves. Almost every other murder at a college town starts like that. They meet up with friends. Don't do it. I might be out there behind a pine tree. McKissick also left the bar by herself before she vanished.

And the mayor said, oh, she's probably a magician. She vanished. And like Cutting Jr., she didn't have her phone on her. Her autopsy also found no external signs of trauma, according to the station. And she was recovered from the water about two and a half miles from where she was last seat. The family says Cotting's roommates claimed he went crazy, this is the young boy's roommates,

and demanded to get out of their car near one of Houston's roughest neighborhoods. And let me tell you something. Houston is loaded with rough neighborhoods. After he went missing, the family met with the roommates who at that point had his phone, wallet, and shirt. Yeah. End of story. What they say?

He said he wanted to get out of the car. Just get out of the car. That's enough for today. I'm saving the stale bread store for tomorrow. I'll tease you with that one. Archaeologists found it. Supposedly bread.

From before did they say the years? I should do the store. What? Twelve hundred years ago. It's still fresh. still fresh you think there's chemicals

and McDonald's burgers everybody cites that story some guy left a cheeseburger on his counter for like six I don't know a year and a half nothing happened I don't give a shit they're delicious and as a matter of fact

I'm going you know what I did when I was watching football I was doing the stories and I was going over Sonic's menu because I haven't eaten at Sonic since I done I had the banana shake that was so good I almost fainted But they run commercials during college football, Sonics.

You, Dallas, you go to Sonics? It's been a long time. It just looks like tremendous fast food. It's fucking, come on. They have something like Super Smasher with Smashers sauce? Which sounds, I know. You could hear that in a bathhouse in San Francisco. Hey, get you a smasher sauce off my ass.

Anyways, I'm doing that today. I'm having Sonics. That's it, boys and girls. And again, I want to thank the people that came out to the show. Don't forget, nickdip.com. You can get my tour dates. What am I saying? Yeah, you can get my tour dates for 2039.

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