The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Final Warning To Hamas | Nick Di Paolo Show #1704

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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How are you folks? Welcome to the show. Final day of the week for me and Dallas at least. You guys get back to the mattress factory, finish that shit tomorrow. I love it today's weather down here. Sixty. Sunny. Dry.

Windy. And I fucking... This is Northern California weather. I hate San Francisco, but if I could live anywhere weather-wise, Oakland, San Francisco, you need a jacket in the summertime sometimes. That's my idea of, and that and blowing guys, I like those two together. Makes it city-perperty. Delicious. You heard it from the best.

Yeah, so I'm still waiting on my Bruins. It's so funny. It's the first time I've ever, you know, a Boston sports fan to see, like, I don't know, read about a big game coming up. I'm waiting for them to blow the team up. Every day I've been checking. They've made one trade, and tomorrow's the deadline. Today, if I don't, tonight, if I read the paper

and it doesn't say they fucking blew up half the team, I'll be very disappointed. Anyways, you guys are sick of hearing that. But what can I tell you? It's my release, OK? Yes, I've wasted a lot of time watching that type of shit But I also read too. Have you ever heard of playgirl? How about blue boy

That Yes, blue boy was a magazine from you know fellas gay fellas I used to reference it on stage and again three tables would laugh, all gay guys. Blue boy. Anyhow. The friggin' wife, I look over and I'm, you know, I wonder why she smokes me in jeopardy. She's starting another book last night. I go, I looked over there, I said it wasn't even four days ago. You had one as thick as two phone books She goes I know I put when I'm not reading I put it on well I'm well, how do you fucking keep the books and and retain that shit? What are you a gay Ken Jennings?

That made no sense that guy I Know you guys are sick up. I we've watched him again last night two shows. Oh my god. Oh my god I don't know how you can be that well read. I just don't get it. Let's get on to We watched them again last night, two shows. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't know how you can be that well read. I just don't get it. Let's get on to virgins await you. I don't know why that's a present. President Trump issued a public,

like I've ever fucked a virgin. I get the ones that, I used to look for little signs when I was single trying to meet girls. You talk about their lives and shit and I'd wait for them to say something that would go like, yeah I know I'm gonna get late tonight. I like, I always like when a girl said, yeah I used to cut myself. President Trump issued a public warning to the Hamas terror group Wednesday

that he is sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job. Wow that's not mincing job, and urge them to release all remaining hostages immediately, or there will be hell to pay later, he said. a vendetta kind of mood. A vendetta kind of mood. Is it vendetta? Shalom Hamas. It's sort of like what's the Hawaii one in Dallas? It's coming and going, right? Shalom Hamas, chow too. It means hello and goodbye. You can choose the president. The president said you can choose, the president wrote on Truth Social after meeting with eight freed hostages in the Oval Office Wednesday release of all the hostages Excuse me now not later and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered or it's over

Encaped lettuce for you isn't this refreshing? Is this not refreshing only sick and twisted people keep bodies and you are sick and twisted? Trump added that not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don't do as I say. Holy shit, they must be over there shitting their sheets. I have just met with your former hostage whose lives you have destroyed. The president raged. This is your last warning. For the leadership, now is the time to leave Gaza while you still have a chance. Also to the people of Gaza, a beautiful future awaits you, but not if you hold hostages.

If you do, you are are dead this reads like a letter from an ex-girlfriend I got actually wasn't an ex-girlfriend it was a I was changing telecommunications company make a smart decision release the hostages now this is all capital letters or they'll be held to pay later. I think you pretty much made that point, Mr. President. He ain't playing. White House press secretary, it's so nice to see a blonde-haired girl, beautiful face

instead of that muppet fucking. Caroline Levitt said that Trump met privately with former hostages, Leor Horn, Omar Shemtov, Eli Sherebi, Keith Siegel, Aviva Siegel, Naama Levy, Daron Steinbrecher, and Noah Argomeni. Wow. You did a good job. Huh?

You did a good job. I dated a lot of Jews. Well, they were lawyers, I didn't date them, but anyways, but God bless them. Imagine they were underground, blindfolded, being starved and shit. Those were some tough Jews. That's what the Palestinians said when they left. Anyways, it's just so refreshing to hear that.

Trump's like, I am going to fucking, he's coming this far, he's going to put a nuclear warhead up your camel's ass on the way to work. It's so refreshing. And this also was refreshing. That's why I put it after this story. Stephen A. Smith, I don't, you know, again, Stephen A., take him, I can take him or leave him. I just, I always say to Dale, he's smart because he knows. He knows what sells. You know? Ever since Muhammad Ali came on the scene, the black guy with the big mouth who's entertaining, Stephen A. Smith's a smart guy too, but he knows how to play it. He sort of walks that line where one minute I'm like,

oh, I hate this guy. He's typical big mouth, takes himself too seriously. But then you'll see him on with a political show, making perfect. He's on Sean Hannity all the time. He knows how to walk that fence. I don't trust any of them. What do you mean, Nick?

Oh, shut up. Anyway, Stephen A. Smith smacks the view over the head with the truth. Stephen A. Smith straightens out the ignorant bitches, I guess I wrote this one, at the view who are still in denial about how bad their party got slaughtered by Trump last November and again this is this is I was gonna say speaking truth to power but I need these this herd of cattle he's talking to not exactly powerful but can you imagine this is a propaganda show it's unreal how it's been on for 30 years or some shit. Joy Behar was like 81 years old I met her in her 50s as a comic in New York

Handed her a career just a bad mouth and lie On hate cells man. That's what was proven at that speech the other night. They are nothing but filled with hate It's insane for the wrong people filled with hate. It's insane. And for the wrong people. They defend the rapists and people sneak it over. They defend Hamas. They are fucking insane. Stephen A. Smith, tell these bitches what up. He's only been in office for six weeks. Seems like six years, doesn't it? And he's been going around with his cronies touting his so-called landslide and blowout win. But he won the popular vote by 1.5%, one of the

smallest ever, and he won the general election by less than 50%. Listen how she cherry picks. She doesn't mention that he won the popular vote as a Republican by the biggest margin. She cherry picks. I hate her. I used to like her. She's actually nice to me and, you know, and again, gets paid millions of dollars. I could do this. How the fuck am I not getting her money? She couldn't carry my joke book, this mama-luke. Anyway, Stephen, straighten the back, child. What kind of mandate is this really?

Well, it is a mandate, and I'm going to explain why. And I don't mind the question, but let me be very clear. I'm no supporter of Trump. I'm a supporter of truth and the facts. And here's the facts. The man won every swing state. He increased in terms of his voter turnout in his favor from the standpoint of blacks, Latinos and young voters.

He increased his numbers in that regard from 2020. 89% of the counties shifted to the right. That's a mandate. We can sit up there and play around all we want to. In 2020, Trump didn't win the popular vote. He didn't win the electoral college vote. A matter of fact, the Republicans hadn't won the popular vote, if I remember correctly, is 2004. But they did this year. So 20 years after they last won a popular vote, they won the popular vote. They won the electoral college vote. The man won every swing state and on top of that 89% of the counties shifted Okay? How'd that feel, Joy? Now, do you feel stupid?

She's taking cherry pick. But he only won by this much. 89% of the county switched. Unbelievable. They must fucking pay her a tremendous amount 89% of the county switched. Unblavable. They must fucking pay her a tremendous amount to be a lion, dried up piece of fucking sussy. Looking for the ultimate online casino experience? Step into the BetMGM Casino app, where every deal, spin and goal brings Las Vegas excitement into the palm of your hand. Take your seat at Premium Blackjack Pro, where strategy meets top-tier gameplay. Hit the ice with Gretzky Goal Lucky Tap, inspired by the great one himself, or play the dazzling

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Wait your turn, asshole. As you know, I've been flying crisscross in the country and some other countries for 37 years now. And I didn't always hate flying. I didn't always hate airports. And then after 9-11, everything fucking changed. And I've been hating it ever since. But this was always a stick in my craw. Boarding. I'm one of these guys people could call it petty or whatever. You're not going to fucking get one over on me. I don't care if you're a fucking 90-year-old lady in a wheelchair with diabetes

If your fucking ticket says group three, which it wouldn't You're not getting in front of me. I'll dump you out of the chair You don't get one over me. My mother used to say you don't let shit slide and it takes your problem. It's you a fucking problem. Shut it Anyways, that's how I am. It's how my buddy's look was ever people try to fuck I've had I've gotten arguments with couples I mean the last luckily for the last I don't know how many years I've been flying first class I which is so fun because I see people lynching up and shit you know and I'll just and the other thing they start to line up sorry fucking cigarettes they start to line up

they like children right? they're not even boarding yet and they start to line the fuck up I remember Iguatia people are lining up so I stay seated like you're supposed to and soon as they said you know after the veterans blah blah blah group one I just walked right step right in front of everybody and they're like oh, oh, a couple guys are like, oh. I go, first of all, that's not an official line. You guys decided to stand there for 30 minutes. So don't owe me, you know?

Fucking. And again, most people, I guess you live long if you let that shit slide. I don't believe in that. I say sweat the smallest stuff and let it fly. That's a sign of an asshole. No, it ain't actually. You i say sweat the small stuff and let it fly that's the sign of an asshole no it ain't actually you can eat all the shit you want i'm not eating shit i don't care who it's from and i've been how many i've and i'm not kidding what i've been so i've had five

at least five times the security had to come talk to me i got my they lock me in that tunnel fucking southwest anyways travelers are calling on airlines to actively stop line cutters during the boarding process. Yes, I've done the fake limp thing when they said, if you need an extra time, no. American Airlines has already begun prohibiting, which is good, that's what I fly most of the time,

people from boarding ahead of their proper zone, otherwise known as gate lice. Gate lice. That's an insult to lice last year before Thanksgiving American rolled out a new technology used during boarding that audibly alerts gate agents when a passenger is attempting to board ahead of their designated assignment so if you try to go up there and try to you know get on early yeah but I'm I mean They actually shock you with a cattle prod, it's great just like remembering casino fucking guy

It just shows the nature of people though fucking Like I said, how about the emotional support animals? Have you seen one lately in the last two years boy? That was a big fucking In the last two years boy, that was a big fucking But my other beef is a lot of time he's These the girls behind the counter are paying attention I've had many times where they go boarding group one and then they don't say anything People start walking up who have no idea what who's boarding and they start getting in line and they never go Only group one we said they just start let people so everybody else starts ago. Well, if everybody else is getting on a lot of time It's the flight agents, you know a couple of chicks who couldn't work at Wendy's

But they're behind the counter other airlines have not yet adopted this protocol and travelers appear to be noticing the negative effects of gate Lice. Well, it's about time. You're just noticing now. I flew in Japan. Dallas might be. He's kind of a military guy. In Japan, you sit down at the airport. Everybody's sitting nice. And the fucking gates are like right there.

You're like a horse in the starting gate. But nobody, it's no problem. They go, they start boarding. I don't even remember how they did it But nobody there was nobody standing to get on early and shit. We're in a hurry then again, that's because we get shit to do in America With overhead bin space at a premium. Yeah, that's the other thing. This issue really matters There's nothing worse than having to store your carry-on Rows behind your seat and then having to wait until everyone to planes before you can retrieve yours and it does happen not to me it down I'll throw somebody shit out

no like I'm going on vacation next week with the wife and I'm so spoiled I've been flying almost all my life by myself with a duffle bag I don't care if I'm gone for two weeks I can fit it in a duffle bag I figured you know I know, I'm watching the ID network and I'm like, if this guy can fit a whole body into a suitcase, I can definitely fit. That's another thing I got to write a bit on. I don't know how they do it. And they don't even cut the person up. They fold them like a towel.

I have a lot to say about this, as you can see. Anyways, if, so I'm spoiled and my wife's gonna have maybe an extra bag or one of those ones with wheels on it which I fucking hate and I'm gonna have to put it up there. I'm already annoyed. Isn't that horrible? If only common courtesy was practice American Airlines or other airlines wouldn't need to create a new position. Yeah, this is, do you know anything about the human condition? They wouldn't need to create a new position. Oh yeah, this is, do you know anything about the human condition? They would need to create a new position. As our social skills and courtesy weaken, thanks to the Democrats, creating a boarding

tech position seems to be warranted. Gone are the days when peer pressure, also known as other passengers, would firmly remind the gate lice to go back to the this is a great point designated zone today speaking up can quickly turn into a brawl well I'll take my fucking chances you know I mean I don't eat shit got and we know they're talking about I haven't seen too many white people brawling right spare daily not to single you out your mama Luke's anyways that's good notes at least for me but I love having the idea that when people think I hold it up it says 1a you

couldn't I go what are you sitting on the pilots lap how are you trying to get ahead of me because it's a hot broad yes I am as a matter of fact I blew him in the men's room let's move on to one of our favorite people in the Trump administration one cranky motherfucker who is cranky for reason because he takes this serious like you should Tom Homan. You all know him. You all love him He sets Boston governor straight her name is Maureen Healy lesbianio Again, nothing wrong with that. But yeah He sets her straight about Boston, you know sanctuary city and how they get in the way of detaining illegals.

So, Tom Homan said, okay, is that what she has to say? Because she has a problem with what he's saying and I don't know if she understands how federal government usually takes precedent over, you know, but again she's an empowered woman who goes down on other broads, so you know, again she's an empowered woman who goes down on other broads so you know that she's strong and she's got a haircut like fucking like Karen I was gonna go with Bill Karen's fine but here's Holman and Haley I think Haley's popping off first and then Holman will reply seems to me you

shouldn't be threatening to bring what was it hell yeah yeah okay whatever would you meet Tom Holman if he came of course I would yeah it sounds like I might need to explain a few things to investigate in prosecuted crimes including with federal authorities for a number of years here maybe he doesn't have the benefit of that knowledge that was a rebuttal those are tom hominy adopted these kids love it

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