The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump's Legal Team Goes Postal | Nick Di Paolo Show #454

Episode Date: December 2, 2020

Accounts of mailing misconduct manifest in PA. CDC plans vaccine rollout. Trump sues Wisconsin.

🎵 Oh yeah, oh yeah baby What's crackin'? How are you folks? Welcome to the Big Show on a Wednesday Wednesday already, I love it I love it What's cracking? How are you, folks? Welcome to the big show on a Wednesday. Wednesday already. I love it. I love it. What's going on?

Are you sitting home watching the news like me and just going, what the hell? What evidence? I'll stay on this till somebody goes to jail, so. What evidence? Oh, my God. Are you shitting me? I thought Sidney Pollack might have been exaggerating when she said a whole fire hose

of evidence was pouring out. My God. Somebody suggested Trump should call for martial law and redo the whole goddamn election. I say, fuck that. He wins automatically because the other side cheated i just made that up but write it into the constitution fucking scumbags unbelievable and they didn't hide

their tracks well because you know what they think it's inevitable that's how they think these filthy slimy sons of bitches um i just uh we got truck drivers i'm going to show you a couple interviews of truck drivers for the uh they were contracted by the postal service and and to do their usual routes and uh just all kinds of shenanigans going it sounds like there are a lot of thugs, and you know what I mean by thugs, pushing people around at the polling places and yelling and really fucking, Dems play hardball. They just, you know, I don't like them. I don't like Republicans either.

I don't know what I'm, Trump should start his own party. Did he not expose this, did he not expose D.C. for the cesspool that it is between the media, which we know is corrupt, but that all the shit he went through and now this, that the elections haven't even been fair probably for the last 20 years or so. Did he not do his job? I'm a fan. Oh, come on. Before we get to that, the CDC panel announces who should be first to get COVID-19 vaccine. I was thinking probably people of color because, you know, I'll tell you, they're treated like shit apparently around the clock in this country.

But I was wrong. in this country. But I was wrong. Healthcare personnel and residents of long-term care facilities. Don't waste my vaccine juice on a guy who's got a week left. Jesus Christ, he's going within a year. I understand the personnel, though,

the people working there. You know, my nieces got the shit, for Christ's sake. But anyway, so I understand that. But, you know, as far as a guy in his late 90s sitting there on a diaper watching Card Shark reruns, save it for me. Anyways, so people in nursing homes should be the first. Let's say New York nursing. Oh, they're all dead.

That's right. Cuomo killed anybody over 78 with his fucking handling of this. But they should be first in line to get the coronavirus vaccine. A panel of medical experts that advises the Centers for Disease Control, which has been wrong about everything,

and prevention. They said that's who should get it first. So I don't totally disagree with it. You gotta, you know, those old people, I don't know about that. Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here. That's what they'll do in the nursing home. They'll put the shit in a hot dog. The old people love hot dogs, I know.

I used to watch my poor dad just stare at his and go, yuck. Because he was Italian, even though his mind was completely gone. He put shit food in front of him. He's like, what the fuck is this? You know. Anyways, the 15-member advisory committee on immunization practices voted to recommend giving priority

to the two groups who encompass some 23 million Americans. Hmm. 23 million Americans. The rollout of the vaccine is expected to begin in mid to late december according to current estimates no more than 20 million doses of the two vaccines from drug makers moderna and pfizer will be available by the end of 2020 meaning the shots will have to be rationed in the early stages so but But you don't have opening? No.

But why not? We're all out there, Indian man. Yeah, you got to go without. The ACIP, which was filed in 1964, makes recommendations to the CDC director who almost always approves them. The panel's advice has been widely heeded by doctors over the years.

Still, the recommendation isn't binding and state authorities will be able to decide whether to follow the guidance or not. And you know how they love their power. You know, fucking the mayors and the governors will be stepping in. You know, I can already see it. Don't worry. Let me predict it for you. They're going to start, we won't, they won't get to us until probably springtime. But I guarantee there'll be the black caucus and civil rights groups whining that the black people should be first. And then the Indians will say, no us. And we'll say to them, the 70 is.

Relax. Anyways, the advisory panel will meet at a later date to decide who should be next in line for the show. That's what it says for the show. With possibilities including teachers, police officers, firefighters, other essential workers, and people with underlying health conditions. So the only way you're going to get this before June is if you're a cop who weighs 400 pounds. Experts say the vaccine probably won't be widely available until the springtime.

So you people thought you're going to get it in the first five minutes. You're entitled to shit. Oh, the fuck, T? Not for nothing. I got diabetes, high blood pressure. My PS came back to the low 70s. What do you want me to do? T, what the fuck do you want me to do? T, what the fuck do you want me to do?

Me and Silicon Grande. Fucking hijack a truck out of Moderna shit. Heard it's good shit. Anyways, so that's the big news as far as the vaccinations go. And I'm sure there'll be all people, there'll be lawsuits and whatever the fuck. People say, well, I don't want to vaccinate.

Well, you have to. We got a whole shit storm coming. Anything to keep the lawyers working. You know how this country works. I'm getting a vaccine shot right in my ass, doing it myself, in the parking lot of a fucking CVS. Anyways, on Tuesday, President Trump and his campaign filed an explosive lawsuit claiming that Wisconsin officials included, listen to this, 221,323 illegal votes in the presidential election recount and is asking the Wisconsin Supreme Court to order Governor Tony Evers.

This guy can tell he's a... Look at those. How do you walk into me? I want those rims for my glasses. Anyways, they're ordering Supreme Court to order Tony Evers, seen here, to rescind certification of the state's election. Hope that happens. That's the official sign when you re-send something. Anyways, you know, we talked about this yesterday.

See how all these states are certifying this shit immediately? Can't you guys see the full picture? Even you guys on the left, please, can you break away from CNN and its propaganda for five minutes and maybe put on even Fox, which is kind of left wing now? You know, I watched Tucker Carlson unless he didn't bring up the election once. Not one word about fraud in the election. Which is kind of odd to me. He's got the most highly viewed show on Fox.

But then again, Hannity spends an X hour on it who comes on after him. So maybe they, you know, they have a meeting and go, look, Hannity will take care of that shit. But remember a couple weeks ago, Tucker said, we haven't seen any evidence yet. So I don't know what he's waiting for.

A little disappointed there. But I flipped through all the channels. I watched Donnie Lemon for three minutes and I'd throw shit at the TV and use these giant hot dogs that he loves so much. Anyways, they certify the results. They want them changed. Any illegal votes can be excluded from the count, hopefully, and only count the legal ones. During the recount in Dane and Milwaukee counties, we know with absolute certainty illegal ballots have unduly influenced

the state's election results. Jim Troupis, a Trump campaign lawyer said, the lawsuit cites four cases of clear evidence of unlawfulness, such as illegally altering absentee ballot envelopes, counting ballots that had no required application, overlooking unlawful claims of indefinite confinement, and holding illegal voting events. Get this.

Called the democracy in the park. What the fuck? I don't know nothing about that. They set up tables like back in October for poor people, you know, who hang out in the park, to fucking vote months ahead of time. Oh, that's Lee. to fucking vote months ahead of time. Oh, that's Lee. According to the lawsuit,

the Wisconsin Elections Commission directed municipal clerks to illegally alter incomplete absentee ballot envelopes in violation of state law. Officials told clerks they could rely on their own personal knowledge or list or databases at his or her disposal to add missing information to returned absentee ballots. Those are supposed to be just tossed. You're not supposed to fuck with them.

According to Wisconsin law, voters themselves, not election officials, must correct incomplete absentee ballots. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson. Danger. The lawsuit claims that a total of at least 5,517 absentee ballots were improperly counted this way. Are you dogs telling me? Clerks also allegedly issued absentee ballots to voters without requiring the application that Wisconsin state law requires. According to the lawsuit, clerks in Madison and Milwaukee issued thousands of absentee ballots

without collecting a written application during the two-week in-person absentee voting period from October 20th to November 1st. Okay? I'm just getting started, folks. Okay? I'm just getting started, folks. The lawsuit claims that election officials improperly counted at least 170,140 absentee ballots for which voters never sent an application in. You cheating, muppetless prick, you. You listening? Yeah.

Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that? That was President Trump calling out to the officials. The lawsuit also claims that Madison and Milwaukee clerks allowed voters to circumvent. This is all black, by the way. Black and brown. Okay, I'm just going to say it. Fucking dirty, dirty fighting.

Not all. First of all, that's an unfair statement, but a lot. These are the, you know, these are the county that, it's so funny because he shit the bed all over the country, right? Biden did. He didn't do as good as Hillary or Obama, obviously

with the black or brown vote. Yet in the four swing states, he did fine, like Milwaukee, you know, urban areas and swing states. Milwaukee clerks allow voters to circumvent voter ID laws

to claim an absentee voting status that is reserved for voters who are indefinitely confined on account of a physical illness, infirmity, old age, disability, shit in the pants,

yellow jello. Do you understand, folks? They did everything you could do. I'm trying to calm down here. Oh, jeez. I know how you love Rodney. I was Googling last night. I came across Rodney's last appearance on the Tonight Show with Carson. We're

watching it after. I mean, there was a bunch that I had never heard, Rodney. You're going to fucking love it. He comes out, he does about two minutes of stand-up, and even when he sat down, Johnny goes, what did you run out of gas or something? He did like three and a half minutes. Then he sat

in the chair and told ten minutes of bits, but anyway. Back to the news, folks. The Trump campaign claims that officials illegally counted 28,395 absentee ballots cast under false pretenses of indefinite confinement. Finally, the city of Madison created polling locations at over 200 parks and city locations as part of a democracy in the park voting. What the fuck? What, did you have a dunk tank there too

and funnel cakes? What the fuck is going on? The Trump campaign claims that the democracy in the park initiative violated Wisconsin law since these events took place outside of the county's approved polling locations and did not follow the state's

absentee voting requirements do you need to hear any more don't say a fucking word to me i'll get up and i'll bury this telephone in your head do they even know about these do they even know about these laws of shit are you kidding me honest to god so all kinds, what's her name? Sidney Powell was not shitting when she said she had a truckload. This is the biggest scandal in the history of this country. And if you put on CNN or any other outlets, you're not going to hear anything about it. They keep using the unsubstantiated claims.

Un-fucking-believable. Don't fall for it. Why am I telling you people? You think like I do. You're my fans. Yes, this is a bit of an echo chamber. What do you want me to do? Fucking try to find the liberal down here?

Truck, here was the big, to me, the big explosive evidence yesterday. Truck driver whistleblowers. That's right. These guys were contracted by the United States Postal Service. It's what they do for a living, drive big trucks. And boy, if even CNN, if they ignore this, I'm going down there. I'm going to pull Don Lemon's pants down and spank his little bottom until he gives me $10. Testimony provides powerful eyewitness accounts of potential ballot fraud on a massive scale, said Amistad Project Director Phil Klein.

Sworn testimony of several whistleblowers on Tuesday alleged what one election integrity activist is calling the potential ballot fraud on a massive scale with multiple eyewitnesses testifying to alleged suspicious behavior in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Wisconsin? And Wisconsin.

In Pennsylvania. And Wisconsin. And Hillary said this. What difference at this point does it make ah go make me a fucking cake yes fucking saggy bitch boy i got nothing today in a press conference in arlington virginia did you guys catch this i'm sure you did if you follow the news uh the Amistad Project. Doesn't have to do with slavery. Amistad.

Wasn't that a ship or something? My great-grandfather came over on it after my grandmother was raped by some titsun. A civil liberties initiative of the Thomas More Society. I belong to the Thomas More Society. I do. We meet for truffles every Wednesday. Thomas More Society. I do. We meet for truffles every Wednesday. Presented the testimony of three individuals who claim to have witnessed apparent voting malfeasance during the 2020 election. One, Jesse Morgan, a truck driver for a subcontractor with the United States Postal

Service, claimed that a trailer he was driving, one full of potentially upwards of 288,000 ballots, One full of potentially upwards of 288,000 ballots disappeared from its park location at a Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USPS depot after Morgan dropped it off there. We're going to get to him in a second. Morgan had transported those ballots from Bethpage, New York. And we're going to show his testimony in a second. But first, this is I think this is phil klein maybe the guy of the who set this up he's going to mention a few things that went on and then i'll actually play you uh jesse there were a couple there was another guy nathan pease another truck driver i didn't i didn't want to show too much but here we go so we put together logical conclusions based on the information that we have anomalies what should have happened in Harrisburg

Jesse's trailers immediately unloaded it was not unloaded in Harrisburg even though his trailer contained mail for Harrisburg Jesse should have been quickly unloaded and able to proceed. Jesse was forced to wait without explanation in a parking lot in the yard of that facility for six hours without explanation. Well, perhaps maybe there was a new person operating as an expediter. Perhaps somebody was sick and somebody forgot. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. Yeah. If my aunt had a dick with my uncle. Jesse only exchanges pleasantries and small talk with others who talk to him at U.S. postal facilities. Postal supervisors don't talk to drivers.

All of our experts say that. Jesse talked to a postal supervisor. Normally, Jesse receives a ticket that proves he was there. All right, all right, all right. All right, enough of him. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! The Antichrist.

You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. Now, here is Jesse Morgan himself, a truck driver, just an average Joe doing his job, who stepped up. I think he's a patriot myself. He's a subcontractor, again, with the United States Postal Service in Pennsylvania. And here's his version of the event. I've told me to drive to Lancaster without being unloaded in Harrisburg. This made no sense to me. I knew the ballots were loaded for Harrisburg, and that

if I was to go to Lancaster, they would have to off-unload those pallets in Lancaster to take off Lancaster stuff, to put the ballots back on the trailer, to send them back to Harrisburg. Doesn't make no sense. Hey, that's a double negative. This was a real screw up in my thinking. I wanted I wanted my ticket so whenever I go to a place I and I when I go there and whenever I'll leave I'll get a ticket I'll get a ticket a slip whatever you want to call it it's the date time that I'm supposed to be there. It'll have my trailer number on it.

It'll have how much I'm loaded. It'll have the seal number. It has my name. It'll have who was the expediter. So I wanted my ticket, my slip. I call them tickets. Some people call them slips, okay? And then because I was there for six hours

i wanted my late slip too because i wanted to be paid for sitting in that yard for six hours so um i wanted the ticket and the late slip for stopping at harrisburg also i wanted it because if they tell me to take this load to Lancaster, I don't want to pull up the Lancaster of Harrisburg crap and be like, yeah, they just told me to come here and not have no ticket because they don't look like I just came straight here, you know. Just to prove that I was there. And so others would know I wasn't the person that screwed this up. would know I wasn't the person that screwed this up. A ticket is always provided to a driver when they arrive at a United States Postal

Service facility that proves you were there. The transportation supervisor refused to give me a ticket and told me I'd leave. I then demanded he give me a late slip since I wanted to get paid for the time I was sitting there and waiting for them to offload me. He refused to give me that too. How about subpoena that jerk? Okay?

Now, are you kidding me? What the hell's going on out here imagine he's asking for the paperwork the proper paperwork to prove that he's doing a job and all of a sudden and he does that day after day and all of a sudden on that day no no just shut up and get back in your truck shut up mind your fucking business and shut up and get back in your truck. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. Can you imagine? Hey, what evidence, CNN? What evidence, NBC, ABC, CBS? Every radio station down here that I put on in my car?

Another whistleblower, Nathan Pease of Madison, Wisconsin, himself also a subcontractor for the Postal Service, alleged that he was told the Postal Service was planning to backdate tens of thousands of ballots in the days after the November 3rd election in order to circumvent the ballot submission deadline. Are you fucking kidding me? A third witness, Gregory Stentrum, who testified at a Pennsylvania legislative hearing in Gettysburg last week,

claimed to have witnessed a Dominion voting systems vendor inserting jump drives into voting aggregation machines in Delaware County, that's Pennsylvania. Election officials also reportedly co-mingled various jump drives from aggregation machines, potentially frustrating the ability of auditors to properly certify the election results. You know, those jump drives can get pretty tricky. Is Tommy busting your balls, Jay? Who are you talking to? What are you talking to? No, I'm just looking at something.

What are you looking at? The, uh, just confirming if other people are starting. The, uh, this evidence joins with unlawful conduct by state and local election officials, including, listen to this, accepting millions of dollars of private funds to undermine the integrity of this election, Klein said. In the press release, the Amistad Project says it has collected sworn expert testimony alleging that over 300,000 ballots are at issue in Arizona. Get these numbers and write them down.

548,000 in Michigan, 204,000 in Georgia, and over 121,000 in Pennsylvania. But there's no cheating going on. Nothing to see here. Please, Pittsburgh. Nothing to see here. Please. Oh, my aching stem. All those, by the way, those numbers are like a big enough margin to change the uh

you know at least that's what we believe but you know who doesn't and who i'm losing faith in fast it's unbelievable these these people emerge like bill bauer emerges out of nowhere and you go oh and he's had the president's back he's been a good ag then all of a sudden this comes up and all of a sudden he sounds a little deep state-ish. Now I'm starting to question him. Put his picture up, Jay. Look at him. He's delicious.

Goodbye to Yellow Brick Road, where the dogs of society howl. You can't plant me in your plant house i'm going back to map how bar says there's no evidence attorney general william elton john bar said tuesday the justice department has not uncovered evidence of widespread voter fraud that would change the outcome of the 2020 presidential that's because you haven't got off your ass and look yet. Does that not creep you people out? I thought this guy was a fucking good guy.

So he says, yeah, there's no evidence enough to change it. He says, I don't know where that comes from. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut the fuck up, you cunt. His comments come despite President Trump's repeated claims that the election was stolen and his refusal to concede his loss to President-elect Joe Biden. In an interview with the Associated Press, very left-wing, Barr said United States attorneys and FBI agents have been working to follow up specific complaints and information they've

received, I don't believe it, but they've uncovered no evidence that would change the outcome of the election. Really? You're such liars. God damn it. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. To date,

we have not seen fraud. This is him talking on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election. Barr told the AP. Barr didn't name Powell specifically, but said, there's been one assertion that would be systemic fraud, and that would be the claim that machines were programmed, essentially, to skew the election results.

Haven't we proven that with all the Dominion shit? And the DHS and DOJ have looked into that, and so far, we haven't seen anything to substantiate that he's fucking lying to us don't you think so you're a real crumb bum how can you say

that after what we just watched all the dominion shit that Sidney Powell is reporting on service confiscated in Germany. Venezuelan money involved. What are you talking about? Why should we believe you when Hillary's still walking around?

And Comey. And all those other fuckstains. Why should we take your word over Donald Trump's? Very disappointed in this guy. Take away his cheese. That's his punishment. He said people were confusing the use of the federal criminal justice system

with allegations that should be made in civil lawsuits. I don't give a fuck what court it's done in. He said such a remedy for those complaints would be a top-down audit conducted by state or local officials, not the U.S. Justice Department. Really? Problem? You're the fucking problem?

You fucking Dr. White onking jam rag onking spunk bubble, I'm telling you, H. You keep looking at me, I'm going to put you in the fucking ground, I promise you. Not this time. So let's say they do that. They do a top to, you know,

top to bottom where the state and local do all the, and they find fraud. Then what do they do with it? Then they convict at that level, I guess. I don't care where, what level. Why wouldn't that come under? Can I ask you? I know nothing about the law and I'm not supposed to.

I tell dick jokes at midnight the drunk people why wouldn't all this shit come under the jurisdiction of the fucking department of justice at a federal level when it's a federal election we're talking about well because the jurisdictions where the voting things were set up in in towns and in county we got too many levels fucking hitler i don't know i like it centralized part two trump was his team his legal team uh with my new crush sydney powell what well you know i mean smarter than a whip. Man, you get in a fight with this broad if you were her husband. What are your chances of winning that one?

Anyways, and Giuliani and a few others, the Trump legal team, led by juicy Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, said in response to Barr's comments, go fuck your sister. And Giuliani said, where'd you get that picture anyways he uh this is their comments Trump's legal team with all due respect to the attorney

general which I just showed him no respect there hasn't been any semblance of department of justice investigation that's what they're saying. He's lying. I knew it. Billy Barr's lying. We have gathered ample evidence, the legal team said, of illegal voting in at least six states, which they have not examined. We have many witnesses swearing under oath they saw crimes being committed in connection with voter fraud. As far as we know, not a single one has been interviewed by the DOJ.

Now, doesn't that sound a little fishy? The Justice Department also hasn't audited any voting machines or used their subpoena powers to determine the truth. So somebody explain to me what in God's name is going on. Excuse me. Nonetheless, we will continue our pursuit of the truth through the judicial system and state legislatures

and continue towards the Constitution's mandate in ensuring that every legal vote is counted and every illegal vote is not. Again, with the greatest respect to the Attorney General, his opinion appears to be dog shit. They didn't say that I did. It appears to be without any knowledge or investigation of the substantial irregularities

and evidence of systemic fraud. I'm smart, not like everybody says. Like, don't. I'm smart. I'm like everybody says. Like, don't. I'm smart. And I want the sticks. And I'm sick of hearing this too lately. You hear a lot of this. Well, this is bigger than Trump.

This isn't about just Trump and Biden. It's bigger than that. I understand that sentiment. But no, right now, it's about Trump and Biden. Let's not, I hate that. They're like looking down. Yes, we'll straighten out in good time. But right now, Trump, who probably won this thing in a landslide from what I'm reading,

is getting fucked in the ass. So it is about that. And where's Biden? He's quietly hanging out and there's all kinds of foreshadowing that went on months before the election remember they were they were like um oh don't worry about it this we got this in hand and the way they were talking they actually I don't know when you go back and listen to some of these Sunday morning shows some of the comments sort of foreshadow all the cheating that went on. Down in Georgia here, where we are located, someone is going to get shot. You know who said that? Georgia voting official. Gabriel Sterling, the voting systems manager in Gene Siskel lookalike,

in Gene Siskel lookalike, voting systems manager of the Georgia Secretary of State's office came out swinging during a press conference Tuesday afternoon after weeks of harassment, threats, and division. Well, do your job, you fuck thing. He's singing here. It all has gone too far, he says, Sterling said.

This has to stop. Sterling started the press conference calling out President Donald Trump and Senators David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler, who he said he still fully supports, for not coming out against the ongoing threats being made on Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffsenberger, his wife and numerous election officials and contractors. Fuck that. That's the only way that people are heard. The left threatens and burns and loots.

So we're sending threats. You fight fire with fire, Nick, you're getting down to their level. You're not going to win if you don't. He says to Trump, be the bigger man here and step in and tell your supporters to stop. Hey, suck a bag of dicks. Sterling, a lifelong jerk-off conservative, directly challenged the president. Who the fuck asked you? Who said that? Sterling. Who the fuck said that? This guy Sterling. Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? He still doesn't get it.

Remember I said if Biden got elected, we're going to treat him worse than they treated Trump. That's how we win. What do you think of that, folks? Get on board the hate train. Woo! Woo! You guys got to step in on board the heat train. Woo! Woo! You guys got to step in, be the bigger man. Shut up.

He's getting railroaded, Trump, in this election. You step in. Rafsenberger, another turncoat. He said the straw that broke the camel's back was when a 20-something Gwinnett County contractor with Dominion, the company entrusted with Georgia's new voting system, had a noose out in front of his home with his name on it after a video was posted online

claiming to show him manipulate data. Yeah. Another noose thing, huh? What are the odds a white person puts it there? Almost zero. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. thing, huh? What are the odds a white person puts it there? Almost zero. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. I love how, you know, there's a little saying, everything's fair, and what is it? Everything's fair, and love and war, whatever the fuck. Oh, Christ, that's right. Yeah, it's racist. It was

meant to be racist. Just like they prejudge old white guys for being the devil and we're the reason this whole country needs to be changed. What the fuck, you guys, really? We don't even know who put the noose there. Again, probably Black and the Nipsey Russell. Who are they shitting?

Sterling asserted the contractor did nothing wrong and was transferring a report on batches so that he could read it. He also outlined how Raffsenberger's wife has been receiving sexualized threats on her personal phone. Oh, no. Maybe it's Newt Gingrich. Maybe it's Chris McConnell. Hey, what are you wearing? You got red panties on? I got passed a law that brats have to wear red panties every Tuesday

death threats, physical threats, intimidation is too much, it's not right, fuck that, it's the American way they've lost the morale, he says they've lost the moral high ground, who's they? who's that shithead? How about the people are finally fucking letting you know how we feel? God gives me a goddamn headache. Will you shut up? Will you? Will you please shut up? Be the bigger man. Over the weekend, trucks flying Trump and stop the steal, flying Trump and stop the steal,

stop the steal flags, drove up down the street outside of Secretary Brad Raffsenberger's property, honking their horns. Ooh, how violent, as they passed by. The group was protesting what they perceive as a stolen vote. Oh, it's just their perception, or is it fucking reality? Rapsenperger.

Someone is going to get hurt. Sounds like my mother when we're playing football in the living room. Someone's going to get hurt. Someone's going to get shot. Somebody's going to lose an eye. Someone is going to get killed, Sterling said. Hopefully it's you,

you fucking bag of wind. Stand up and be a man. Sterling is, I didn't mean, I don't want him to get killed. It's a joke, folks. Relax. Sterling has also been

the target of threats. He should be, just the way he dresses. What are you, a professor at Chitville University? He's been a target of threats and said he required police protection

at his home during the certification of the presidential race. Oh, poor baby. Oh, that baby. How's it feel? How's it feel? Every Republican politician has been walking around with guns,

carrying guns for the last 40 years. You really that afraid of your own people? I'm kind of pissed, Sterling said, about Georgia's two current senators who last month called for Raffensperger's resignation. He said the president, he said that the president calling the secretary of state an enemy of the people opened the floodgate. Now he sounds like he works for cnn to the intimidation harassment and threats by those who have opposed you good good do you know how this country came about stupid why do you think

that's all gonna go away oh we've evolved that no it doesn't matter what century in when the people get fucked they're gonna react. So put on your big boy pants and tell me what your favorite movie was. And threats by those who have opposed the election results in Georgia that show Joe Biden won. Both senators are in a heated runoff

scheduled for January 5th. Yeah. Why don't you do something about it? How is this guy? This is Georgia? This guy? Cock-a-cock-a-poo-poo. Folks, this episode of Nick DiPaolo Show brought to you by our friends at Express and VPN.

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Patreon question. All right. Hey, Nick, what is your take on extraterrestrials? Gerard Neindorf, South Australia. What's my take on extraterrestrials? Well, I love the movie E.T. I gave it a thumbs up. And I think that's what they all look like and sound like.

Matter of fact, they hang out at a mall on Friday night in bad areas. Now, listen. Here's my take on that, Gerard. I don't, I know it's been in the news lately and you got the area 51 and apparently you know when I start to see these military people that fly these you know planes and shit and they're freaking out

at what they're seeing I tend to believe it and I tend to believe that this universe is so vast that we're not the only ones but that being said I'm not gonna say I believe it until i have lunch with one and it makes me a delicious grilled cheese and i have sex with another one hopefully a female whatever they have then i will go you know what these things are real that's my take on it not

saying they don't exist but i need more i i have trouble as far as God goes. I go back and forth. So until one of these fuckers is sitting on my couch watching the Alabama-Auburn game with me, I can't think of a thumbs up. Was that honest enough? You know who I hate and I've hated for years? There's a guy now, Paul Krugman, this prick, economics, he won a fucking Nobel Prize. He's been writing for the New York Times. He shits all over every Republican president. He's been wrong about millions of things. Yeah, Nobel Prize or whatever the fuck.

Or Pulitzer, one of the two. I don't know. Paul Krugman tweeted on January 7th, 2017. Okay. This is what he said. January 7th, 2017 talking about Trump. Seriously, how will this presidency ever be considered legitimate and what happens to America when it isn't? He asked, it's a sick question. You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Nearly four years later, the New York Times wants everyone to forget all that

by publishing Kregman's latest rewrite of history. How will, in quotes, here's his headline, how will Biden deal with Republican sabotage? Can you imagine having the gall to write that? This is why I believe they live in their own world. Does he know what Trump went through for the last four years? Willfully ignorant, obviously. Can you imagine having the balls to put that as a headline after what Trump has just gone through?

Republican sabotage? Your sister's fucking tits? Give me an example, Krugman. Glad you get the shit kicked out of you in school, you little prick. Krugman wrote, when Joe Biden is inaugurated, he will immediately be confronted with an keyword unprecedented challenge. And I don't mean the pandemic, although COVID-19 will almost surely be killing thousands of Americans every day.

Hopefully you. He says, I mean, instead, that he'll be the first modern U.S. president trying to govern in the face of an opposition that refuses to accept his legitimacy. What? You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. But then he has a caveat. And no, Democrats never said Donald Trump was illegitimate. Just that he was incompetent and dangerous.

Really? Would you like to put some money on that, you stupid genius? Can you fucking imagine? This is how ensconced they are in their little liberal world. This guy hasn't talked to anybody that's not in academia or journalism for the last 50 years that doesn't think like him. So no, no Democrat ever called Donald Trump illegitimate? I think we have a clip saying otherwise. I believe he knows he's an illegitimate president. He knows. He knows that

there were a bunch of different reasons why the election turned out the way it did. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Nobody, huh, Paul? CNN, it's your favorite fucking channel. You're on it all the time.

That was a thick-ankled dog face before she was drafted by the Packers in the fifth round. There's a pulling cunt. In opposition to that, refuses to accept his legitimacy. He's saying that Biden will be the first one

who the people won't accept who his presidency is legitimate. How? Seriously, I had to show this. I couldn't fucking believe. You fucking hypocrite. Oh my God, he's a mamalook. Krogman was just one of the many, many, many writers the Times used to cast shade on the president's inauguration in 2017.

The Times posted, not my president. These were the headlines back then. Not now, not ever by Lindy West at 7. 11 p.m. on January 20th, 2017. The day Donald gets wanted. West reported on the riots, mostly peaceful protests that Democrats had organized to greet the inauguration of Donald John Trump as president. Remember, they had rioters out there. The day became. Crackman, do you remember that? I'm talking to you, you prick face.

Wes wrote, I've felt a guilty alienation from the chorus of not my president that's been building among the left since the supposed free election of Donald J. Trump. Not because I have any connection or loyalty to the man, but because the phrase itself

is something of a Trumpism. Not my president was a favorite refrain of the Tea Party, a fundamental buttress of the racist delegitimization of Barack Obama and an incantation that, in retrospect, recalled some of the first stirrings of Mr. Trump's rise to power. You fucking asshole. White power, one, two, three, four! I'm starting to watch my country

going down the drain. Really? Really. Yeah, I remember all those people out there when Obama got elected. By the way, elected by white people, you stupid fuck. Yeah, I remember them all out there at the inauguration with nooses and shit. And how fucking dare you? Watching the inauguration, looking over the sea, or more accurately, he's talking about Trump's inauguration,

the smallish pond of white faces. Imagine a guy writing of black faces. I thought I was watching an NBA All-Star game. Imagine, that's what these people need me to write for, of white faces celebrating what they clearly believe to be a white victory, a reassertion of the natural order. All reluctance left to me, he says. Mr. Trump was shoved into office by the desperate, violent,

and unconstitutional machinations of minuscule sliver of super-rich traditionalist white Americans. Oh, Mike, I don't even know what color this guy is. That's how fucking bad he is. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. Look him up. There's something wrong with his mind. Lindy West. Doesn't matter.

If he's white, he works for the Times. He might as well be black in his political ideology. He goes on to say, feeling the grip on global supremacy slipping, they've snatched one final improbable chance to bleed us to death so they can buy a few more gold toilets before the biosphere collapses.

Mr. Trump isn't my president. I don't mean it emotionally. I mean it literally. It's not sloganeering. It's observable truth. Mr. Trump has no intention of representing me, my family, so I guarantee he's black,

the people I care about, or the majority of Americans from the imperiled to the comfortable. It is a stretch to call him anyone's president but his own. Oh, God god fucking help me so lindy west is a fat white woman uh there you go uh she looks like the West. See, once again, another woman who, again, sexually starved her whole life.

Just fucking miserable. Ugh. Yeah, but you said she was black. Nah, I said white, liberal, or fucking black. Trump wouldn't look after your family? How'd you get that? She wrote all that shit that Dave was inaugurating. Okay, this tub of cheese.

Have another pancake. No, no, no, no! All right, close enough. In our FLA segment tonight, I actually have a couple of stories. Florida mom run over, naturally. A Florida mom who was intentionally run over by a group of teens feuding with her son over a romantic entanglement has died. Suzette Penton, a Polk City librarian,

why would they pick that picture for her? I'd be a little upset about that, succumbed to her injuries last week after she was mowed down by a dark van at her house on November 9th. The group had shown up at the house wanting to fight Penton's son over a romantic entanglement, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office. of a knife. The group had shown up at the house wanting to fight Penton's son over romantic entanglement, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office. Imagine

over a fucking, uh, you know, a high school romance. Put him up. Put him up. Pieces of shit. Elijah Stanzel. Wow, why don't you Google him? I'm going, let me see if I can go over two. I'm going black on this one.

Elijah Stanzel, 18, was behind the wheel. He was joined by Raven Sutton, 16, Kimberly Stone, 15, and Hannah Eubank, 14. Stanzel is dating Stone, the ex-girlfriend of Penton's son, the elder reported. His name has not been released. of Penton's son, the elder reported. His name has not been released. This was an ongoing dispute between a group of kids via social media, texting Sheriff's spokesman Carrie Hortsman told WFLA.

I think there was some verbal altercations at school. It has never risen to the level of physical violence. When the teens started attacking Penton's son, his mom went outside to confront them and take pictures of their van. They purposely and intentionally ran her over and critically injured her, Horsman said. The four teens were charged with attempted murder, but upgraded charges are pending, authorities said. Can you imagine these pieces of fucking human garbage? You got him?

Ah! All for two! Nick, you racist motherfucker! Ha ha ha! I just heard Elijah. Ew. He looks like an ugly broad. He looks like Miss Hathaway

from the Hillbillies. Piece of garbage. Penton was brought to the hospital with a traumatic brain injury and several broken bones, but doctors ultimately were unable to save her, all because of these

douchebags. He was dating the stone girl who had already broken up, so what's the, you know, apparently they were probably still texting. Can you fucking imagine? Can I just say something? As a society, we really are empty, vacant, vapid, shallow.

We've turned into a parody of ourselves. Just sickening. You're going to get raped in prison. Hopefully. Wait, how old are you? 18. Yeah, somebody's going to use your ass as a fucking hat rack.

Enjoy. If he gets convicted, you know, in today's world, somebody go, you know what? His daddy used to slap him around. He never got a trophy. And our other FLA segment tonight, a six foot three, 300 pound Florida man was arrested after he allegedly punched a cab driver, then danced in the street yelling, get this folks, I'm Rick James, bitch. Who says we're a media-driven society? The suspect, Paul Kiljick, also shouted,

you white motherfuckers, before he was arrested just two miles from his Clearwater, Florida home. By the way, I knew this was a white guy when I first started reading this story. You know how I know? It said it. Look at this guy. His fucking one eye is way lower than the other. Anyways, just two miles from his Clearwater, Florida home over the weekend,

a Pinellas County arrest affidavit identified the 50-year-old as a white male. According to the cops, witnesses at Back Bar and Lounge stopped Kajak from driving home from that venue due to his level of intoxication shortly after 4 a.m. Fucking crazy motherfucker. You can act like a man. What's the matter with you? Here he is, the white crazy motherfucker when a taxi arrived to pick him up kai jack allegedly got inside began yelling at the driver then punched him from the back seat then jumped out into the street doing what appeared to be his impersonation of comedian dave chappelle who

better to imitate chappelle than a fucking 58-year-old white guy? I'm Rick James, bitch. When impersonating the late Super Freak singer. James died in 2004. Thanks for putting that. Kaijack was charged with simple battery and released on $600 bond. You're fucking crazy.

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Whitney Roberts, and Sashman Green. Thank all of you. Thank you so much for your contributions. It's what keeps us going. Off topic, and we get a little bit away from the election fraud that's going on, but it still involves aforementioned general attorney, attorney general, I should say, William Barr. General Attorney, Attorney General, I should say, William Barr.

He appointed Durham special counsel as special counsel, just like you know who was, Mueller. Barr told the Associated Press on Tuesday that he appointed U.S. Attorney John Durham as a special counsel in October under the same federal statute that governs special counsel Robert Mueller and the original Russia probe. He said Durham's investigation has been narrowing to focus more on the conduct of FBI agents who worked on the Russia investigation known as Crossfire Hurricane. This is, in my opinion, coming out months too late too. With the 2020 election approaching, Barr told the AP on Tuesday, I decided the best thing to do would be to appoint them under the same regulation that covered Bob Mueller to provide Durham and his team some assurance that they'd be able to complete their work regardless of the

outcome of the election. So that's why there was some logic to it, I guess. Way too smart for me. That's why there was some logic to it, I guess. Way too smart for me. Just the facts, man. The current investigation, a criminal probe, had begun very broadly, but has since narrowed down considerably and now really is focused on the activities of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation within the FBI, Barr said. He said he expects Durham would detail whether any additional prosecutions

will be brought in. Why? What ones have been brought? And make public a report of the investigation's findings. Barr says Durham is authorized to investigate whether any federal official, employee, or any person or entity violated the law in connection with the intelligence, counterintelligence,

or law enforcement activities directed at the 2016 presidential campaigns. Anyone associated with the campaigns or the Trump administration. Yeah, how about Strzok and Page? A senior Justice Department official told the AP that although How about Struck and Page? A senior Justice Department official told the AP that although the order details that it is including but not limited to Crossfire Hurricane and the investigation of Special Counsel Robert S. Mello III, the Durham probe has not expanded. Why the fuck not?

But you don't have opening? No. But why not? The official said that the line specifically relates to FBI personnel who worked on the Russia investigation before the May 2017 appointment of Mueller, a critical area of scrutiny for both Durham and for the Justice Department. Inspector General, which identified a series of errors and omissions in surveillance applications targeting a former Trump campaign associate.

That'll be Carter Page. Remember the FISA warrants? All that shit. Steele dossier, that's what they're talking about. Appointing Durham as a special counsel would mean that he could only be fired for very specific reasons under the law, just like with Comey. Under the regulations, a special counsel can be fired only by the attorney general and for specific reasons such as misconduct, dereliction of duty,

check these off for Mueller, conflict of interest, of otheriction of duty. Check these off for Mueller. Conflict of interest of other violations of Justice Department policies. So anyways, it's hard to fire him, is what they're saying. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.

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