The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Liberation Day | Nick Di Paolo Show #1714

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about the Day of Liberation, a Paige Turner,and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE... PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Music playing Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little cop and a shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Team Jeffries? Oh, how are you folks? Thursday, that's the last day of the week for me in Dallas. You guys have one more day at the mattress factory and then drink very hard and you can know your wife until Monday. Welcome to the club. What's going on? Real quick, let me get my hometown sports out of the way. Devers had two hits last night. Three people
Starting point is 00:01:14 died in the audience. They went into shock. Wow, was that a relief? He had a smile. It is fucking insane. It's still to this day. That guy probably be a Hall of Famer. He's one of the top five hitters in baseball nobody argues. And he was he had the worst start in the history of MLB. 0 for 19 with 15 strikeouts. 0 for 20. And then he got two hits later on in the game. I still can't get over it.
Starting point is 00:01:42 But let me tell you about that. he'll never see third bass again. Bregman is making plays like he's fucking Brooks Robinson when he was 25 years old. That's a reference for you people in your late 90s. Holy shit is he playing a tight third bass man. And story went long. And he actually played nine innings without breaking anything. And they, oh and I didn didn't tell you the best part You know what's his name crochet is that the guy's name the pitcher we got that everybody wanted
Starting point is 00:02:11 They signed him into a six-year hundred and seventy million dollar deal yesterday. I Didn't know he was six six two sixty six five two sixty and throws left-handed and smoke and so he went out last night pitched shadow ball for eight innings, 8Ks, everything that you wanted from him. Fucking defense is airtight this year and I know the offense is gonna get there was you know so it's a reason to be excited because it was the fucking Orioles they had a guy a flamethrower on there toe and we got to him a little bit anyhow now that I've
Starting point is 00:02:46 bored you people to death who live outside of the Boston area let's talk about the Brewers um what the fuck else I don't know had a door delivered to the house our front doors like an old fucking door and you know so yeah I go to my wife how much that door guy none of your business what it's like something you see in a fucking castle you're gonna sell your old door though why do you want it no that's a that's worth a lot of money and you don't want it what are you rich I'm gonna put a door in my cello it I'll give it to you sell it you buy the kid a nice crib instead of the thing you put in a man You're gonna get a fucking dog cage with the by Demetri
Starting point is 00:03:33 anyhow Any he all right, let's get to a payback of bitch President Trump declared a national emergency Wednesday to impose his sweeping Liberation Day tariffs on almost all imports with a new 10% baseline rate and harsher reciprocal levies on dozens of countries, including key allies such as the European Union members, Japan and Israel. Are they really key allies? People have been fucking us in the ass and NATO not paying for their share. Those are our key ally and they're upset. Who gives a shit? You know what Trump said? We're the fucking only superpower left.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Let's start acting like it. Even Israel's giving us a little scam rule, but that's Israel, Jews. Come on. Big fan of the Jews by the way, you know that. I defend them on the show. Trump called the move a declaration of economic independence.
Starting point is 00:04:27 So that's April 2nd now, as known as that day. And waited until stock trading. It ended at 4 o'clock yesterday. By the way, the stock market is not liking what's going on right now. They're all shitting their pants. It's down 1,500 point. Trump's like, whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Give me a candy cigarette. Here's Trump announcing the declaration of our economic independence. And he brings out a chart. And yeah, people got nervous. China, first row. China, first row. 67%. That's tariffs.
Starting point is 00:05:02 That's tariffs. Charged to the USA. All kinds of shit. Including currency manipulation and trade barriers. So 67 percent, I think you can for the most part see it. Those with good eyes, with bad eyes. We didn't want to bring the, it's very windy out here. We didn't want to bring out the big charts because it had no chance of standing.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Fortunately, we came up with a little smaller chart. So it's 67 percent. so we're going to be charging a discounted reciprocal tariff of 34 percent. I think, in other words, they charge us, we charge them, we charge them less. So how can anybody be upset? But you see the numbers. The numbers are so disproportionate, they're so unfair. At the same time, we will establish a minimum baseline tariff of 10% you notice that on the chart and that'll be on other countries to help rebuild our economy and
Starting point is 00:05:52 to prevent cheating. Yeah, but the left is upset about it just like they're upset about finding fraud and what the fuck get out of my country! What the fuck do you people want anyways? It's freedom baby, yeah! Trump is basically saying to the European Union and everybody else Don't you ever try to fuck me. Specific reciprocal duties will take effect after midnight on April 9th. Including a 20% tariff on the 27 nation European Union,
Starting point is 00:06:26 24% levies on Japan, even Japan, and 17, didn't we do enough? We melted down a couple cities. And 17% tariffs on Israel, which you know them, they like to buy wholesale, they're furious right now. That's kind of anti-Semitic, well yeah. Where the rates described as roughly half of the tariff and non tariff barriers on u s goods by the countries
Starting point is 00:06:51 with which the u s has trade deficits once again the idiots on the left they've never run a business in their life they don't understand business go from all by my tech i don't give a f- even Clinton, who is a little better than most of these people, but all these lefties, they, they're fucking, that's why they love socialism, which is not capitalism. They know nothing about this. They're getting upset. Oh, the stock markets are already, yeah, it doesn't happen overnight. They're like
Starting point is 00:07:22 fucking children. I'm sorry, I'm going with a billionaire who built half the New York City skyline over a fucking Chuck Schumer who puts cheese on a raw burger in a commercial remember that one of these running it wasn't even on it wasn't even on what's that kos style? We will charge them approximately half of what they are, what they've been charging us, Trump said, of their reciprocal terrorists. And he's right. How do you get mad over that?
Starting point is 00:07:54 What a sucker. Do you understand how much further ahead this country could be of the rest of the world? We're still like the only superpower, right? Russia's like this at a gas station with nukes and China's China's a player but that's it I mean so we could be miles ahead of everybody because you know one party gets it anyways let's say again that was a business story you You know I hate business. I majored in it, got a 2.4, chasing fat girls
Starting point is 00:08:27 from Lewiston, Maine. So I think it's Friday. We like to lighten it up. Paige Turner. What does that mean? You guys, if you don't know who Paige Sporanic is, and I'm not even a big golf fan, but again, I would like to take her golfing.
Starting point is 00:08:45 It's a metaphor. I'd like to take her behind the golf cart. Paige Sporanic fired back at a social media critic Wednesday. She's the girl who, I don't know, golfed at like a college level, maybe, whatever. She's a 19 on a scale of six, and it's all real. It's not like Brazil where they put an air hose in their ass cheeks and fuckin' use those wax lips and all kinds of shit. This is the fuckin' real deal.
Starting point is 00:09:11 I let her piss in my mouth. Can I say that at the beginning of the, all right, anyways, you don't hear that on Hannity. Let your heart be. Paige Baranek fired back at a social media critic Wednesday after the detractor, so this guy must be a homo said it was real classy that she showed off her butt and a pair of workout shorts
Starting point is 00:09:32 this actually bothers a guy if he doesn't vote democrat and have a ton of almond milk in his fridge and on his throat uh... what a post this you're actually complaining about that let that second for a second. I wish we could find him we could dock some as they say. He's upset because this this lady has a nectarine for an ass and the golf influencer, she's 32 by the way, who shared a video Tuesday that features, I still not, I don't even believe she's real. I swear to God Elon Musk made her in a Petri dish or some shit. Her packing up her new golf
Starting point is 00:10:09 bag. I've been saying this for years on this show, and Dallas will back me up on this. I noticed that after doing the show like three years, I go, there's all these girls that if they're over a seven, they'll come up with any reason to go on the internet and make a clip of themselves. Any reason to show off their body. It's always like a girl going, I'll show you how to power wash your driveway. She's in a bikini, you know what I mean? Painting a shelf with a French cut underwear. You know what I'm saying? And she's no, only difference is nobody, I mean this is, she knows what she's doing. You understand?
Starting point is 00:10:49 She knows, we know. But the guy like the detractor, you know what I mean? He doesn't get it. Anyways, I'm very interested in the golf bag. I don't golf, but I'm gonna buy one anyway. Just a snippet go ahead help me set up my new golf bag the way to put your clubs in your new bag is very important driver three wood has anybody heard a word she say obviously putter
Starting point is 00:11:22 you never put your putter any lower spot. I'll put my putter anywhere I want. Next we have nine eight pitching wedge. Lastly, wedges. Towel draping around your clubs. And lastly, we chase those head covers. And that's the final. And there's people taking her serious out there this guy's upset. Oh real classy What are you fucking are you learning golf lessons from her?
Starting point is 00:11:54 What the look she's holding a balls or a nipples up She should sell those at eBay Are you kidding I Don't know we all have different tastes, but I'm questioning your sexuality, if you're bothered by that. Anyways, I had sent her a lettuce. It sounded like this. I love you for helping me to construct my life. Not a tavern, but a temple.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Not a tavern. I love you because you have done so much to make me happy. You have done it without a word, without a touch, without a sign. Without a nine iron. You have done it by just being yourself. Help me. done it by just being yourself. Help me. Had to start that second shot with your ass on the camera.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Real classy, Page, said some guy with a cock in his ass. The ex-user wrote in response to the 34-year-old, can you imagine? Real classy. Why'd you fat fucking month sparrannick replied by posting side-by-side shots of when she started her fitness journey to now she said I went from yeah here's me I went from having my back connect to my thighs to this, Bronic wrote. Did I send you the picture, right?
Starting point is 00:13:27 There you go. No, yeah. No, there's one, maybe I didn't send it. There's one where she's in that, but she's in something else before. She has almost like a flat ass. All right, whatever. Take my word for it, folks. I've stalked her for two years. It's not the biggest peach. She goes, it's not the biggest peach now, but I've been working harder than ever in the gym and also with my diet man
Starting point is 00:13:51 She's deep but as deep as a kiddie pull heck. Yeah, I'm gonna show it off This is what I like about it because she realizes we understand She goes I'm proud of my body and how hard I've been working to achieve my fitness goals She goes, I'm proud of my body and how hard I've been working to achieve my fitness goals. The other thing I want to point out, any woman like this that looks like, do you really think they've ever had a struggle in life? You know what I'm saying? You always hear about women, oh, second class citizens, we're fighting for, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:14:20 When she walks in a bar, the crowd parts like an ambulance going through a fucking crowded street. Sporonic also responded to someone who told her not to bother with dopes online. I texted her, I'm waiting for, I slipped into her DM. That's fucking beautiful. Anyways, how are you guys? Anyways, let's find that guy that was upset. He's taking her serious as a golfer. Anyway, and she can golf decently for her.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Dallas, did I tell you my niece, Jenna, right? Who went to Dayton, she was on the golf team. My brother taught her how to golf He brings it to her him he brings her to his country club or whatever and there's a tournament With 30 guys in it. She's the only woman and They made her hit from the male tease because it was money involved or whatever the fuck She beats him well she shoots a 71 my niece Jenna she just got a coaching job coaching golf somewhere whatever that's insane if you're gonna have a woman playing against men keep it keep it keep it fair
Starting point is 00:15:41 yeah yeah yeah yeah you the minced tea, it's perfect. Yeah, she can drive the, and she's a teacher, and a nice kid, you know what I mean? She doesn't have a mohawk and one tit and possible dick, she actually looks like a woman. Anyways, let's get to the real, here's a solution that's been kicking around for a thousand years.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Deporting a legal is as easy as ABCDE Verify. Immigration experts say the Trump administration has another arrow in the quiver, one that's not new but still incredibly effective to aid in the self deportation process of illegals. E-Verify is a free service from the Department of Homeland Security that allows employees to check applicants' employment authorization status. This isn't new. Been around forever.
Starting point is 00:16:31 But both, and I'm not just blaming the left here, both left and right, because of cheap labor, everybody wants to make money, wouldn't use this thing. Until now, proponents of e-Verify have encouraged employees to use the service to ensure they don't hire illegals. But now experts say mandating the service would spike the rate of self-deportations.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Bye bye. Well are we going to do it or are we still talking about it? I'm surprised he didn't do that the minute he got in the office. There's probably a reason for it. But you know what I mean? That's going to cut down on a little. It's been around. It's been just sitting there.
Starting point is 00:17:09 And you guys are going, well, do you guys realize that, like in Idaho, there's meat packing plants and shit with. They had never seen a Mexican until a few years ago, which is fine, the hard work and shit. But I don't care if you came here a leggy. Don't tell me there's not white guys that need a job. It would make it much more difficult to get work. It would mean that a significant number of people would opt not to come here illegally, you know, kill the magnet or even decide to go home. Krikorian said. He's the guy who did something.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Anyways. Bye bye. He's the the guy strangled his made because she did what people don't understand is that most elite he studies that this some immigration center is that most illegal aliens work on the books and he verified would make that much more difficult you have to have much more sophisticated access to fake identities and fake stolen identities to be able to do that mark kilkorian who works at the center for immigration studies said if employers were mandated to use e-verify and the government
Starting point is 00:18:13 demonstrated the resolve to hold employees accountable all this shit has been around whether you're talking about immigration laws uh... police the rights always saying the laws are are guns the laws are already on the fucking books you don't enforce them what does that tell you the left doesn't want to enforce it uh... resolved to hold employees accountable again with this though like i said left and right was uh... you know
Starting point is 00:18:43 uh... guilty uh... that would go a long way towards drying up the supply of jobs for illegal aliens, thereby eliminating the biggest incentive to come or remain here legally, which is pay sporadic. I would have hit the rim shot, but I don't have any idea where it is. Hey, boys and girls, if you want to see me live and I'm like the stones I'm best seen live. I'm not a studio band. April 25th Cahos Music Hall in Cahos New York it's where I taped my last special Breath of Fresh Air and we filled that one and when I taped it there was 700 people there Made a nice chunk made a special one went nowhere anyways
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