The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Not So Perfect Call | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1763

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump Talking Tough on Russia, More Leftist Violence, Machete Mayhem, Colorado Gone Crazy, Another Day in Thug-land, A Real Patriot and the UK is Lost! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

You I mean, fuck you and your bone spurs. Hi, everybody. Hey, welcome to the live lineup where you can get me, Steven Crowder, Tim Poole, Andrew Wilson, all the other shows you see scrolling by from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., 7 p.m. Excuse me. Cut myself short there. That'll be my show. 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time right here on Rumble.

Best part, what? It's for free all right I mean come on today I'm gonna be talking about well we got breaking news Adam scumbag shift Trump's gonna put him under investigation you'd think for something serious some type of fraud as far as mortgages go he has two houses and and and and now I'm mr. Trump until you start arresting some of these scumbags and after you find them guilty obviously whatever let's let's have some teeth of some of this shit I'm getting a little anxious I want to see somebody of the perp walk it turns me on put them in panties Trump is talking tough after Putin pissed him off on the phone we got more leftist violence

out in stupid California, the dumbest state in the union except for the people who vote Republican out there, actually fighting ICE. And ICE is not only breaking up cannabis farms but saving kids on the farm, and they're throwing rocks and shit at them. Not just regular members of the, not just regular civilians actual politicians there's a professor from Cal Berkeley I think who threw it can't a canister I guess so that's California you know and Robert Kraft the guy who loves massage powers

and Super Bowl rings matter of fact I heard he makes the girls wear the rings when he gives a happy ending. He did something very nice. I'm a fan, by the way. He's 84. You've got to be a fan. So breaking news, like I said, hot off the presses. I'll read it to you. We don't have time to put up a teleprompter. And you know, I love reading. I can't see shat. President Trump today called for California Democrat Adam Schiff to be brought to justice for alleged mortgage fraud after a federal housing agency sent a criminal referral to the Justice Department regarding Schiff's

ownership of a Maryland home. Trump says, and I quote, I have always suspected Schiff the Adam Schiff was a scam artist. Well, you're a detective aren't you and now I learned that Fannie Mae's financial crimes division have concluded that Adam Schiff has engaged in a sustained pattern of possible mortgage fraud he put that on true social then he went on to say Adam Schiff said this

that his primary residence in Maryland it was in Maryland his primary residence to get, um, it was in Maryland, his primary residence, to get a cheaper mortgage and rip off America when he must live in California because he was a congressman from California. I always knew Schiff was a crook. Ha ha ha. I love how he brands people.

You can just fit sss. The fraud began, uh, when he was born with that one-inch neck, Trump says. I'd like to snap it like a crayon and I'll shit down his neck. What? Began with the refinance of his Maryland property on February 6th, 2009,

and continued through multiple transactions until the Maryland property was correctly designated as a second home. Not until October of 2020 they did that. Trump added mortgage fraud's very serious. And crooked Adam, excuse me, one cigarette and it sticks. Crooked Adam shift now a senator needs to be brought to justice. Well, don't talk about it, do it. A senior administration official

told the Post that federal housing finance agency which oversees Fannie Mae, has sent a criminal referral to the Justice Department requesting further investigation. It is extremely serious and Schiff is not taking it very seriously, the official said. Hmm. Of course we have a rebuttal from pencil neck geek. Schiff denied wrongdoing Remember this is the guy that brought you the Russian hoax and had had Empirical evidence that Trump was an agent and just remember that how the fuck he still has a job says everything about our legal system about a

political system about pencil neck geeks Yeah, he shift denied wrongdoing and a message posted on X today. Since I led his first impeachment, Trump has repeatedly called for me to be arrested for treason. He has? Uh, so in a way I guess this is a bit of a letdown. Wow, he's...

You smug cocksucker. Fuck you. That was Melania speaking perfect English. So anyway, I guess this is a letdown. And this baseless attempt at political retribution won't stop me from holding him accountable, not by a long shot. Holding him accountable of what? Being the greatest president in the last fucking hundred years?

You stupid cali... You belong in California. holding him accountable of what being the greatest president in the last fucking hundred years you stupid cal you belong in california may that state break off and float away uh... one more thing uh... pencil next set uh... this is just donald trump's latest attempt at political retaliation against his perceived enemies

his perceived enemies i guess we have mad that was a mirage when you guys try to enemies his perceived enemies I guess we are mad that was a mirage when you guys try to when he was sitting in court every day when he's trying to campaign and all that other horse shit how much fucking gaslighting can you yeah it's a latest attempt at political retaliation against his enemy so it's not a surprise only how weak this false allegation turns out to be and much as Trump may hope this smear will not distract from his Epstein files problem you're lying and your piece of shit and of course his spokesman says that that the lenders who provided the mortgage were well aware of all the, both the houses and all the other weather fucker. He is, I've never seen a more punchable face in my life. I, you know, I know he had

to be bullied. I prayed he was a bully. That's what I say when somebody, well, did you bully, yeah I bullied a few kids. You know, and now they grew up to be fucking elitist assholes. They had it coming. I just gave it to them early. Kind of a down payment on their assolishness. I also get popped in the head by a kid bigger than me. John Dressler. I'm a senior. I'm a sophomore. He's a senior. He's got mutton chops. He looked like Jack Lambert, only 200 pounds heavier. Pop me in the head at the mall or somewhere. That turn, he was in my metal class. I told this story many times.

He was in my, yeah, we had to take metal shop. And we were turning a piece of stock down on a lathe. You turn it into a cannon. And after he cracked me in the head, I got in there. That weekend went by. I got in there, we had it on Tuesdays, I think. And I got in the class early and I put his thing on the lathe and I fucking sent it backwards.

But this is why I like him, he actually laughed about it. Anyway, that's real grease bullshit. Do you know what I'm talking about? Anybody catch the, did you catch the Home Run Derby last night? Let me tell you something, MLB, that got boring a few years ago the the home run derby and somebody tweaked it and I haven't seen a bad one in about three years and guess who won folks a guy named Cal Raleigh he's the kind of who he's the catcher he's only the catcher for the Seattle Mariners this year at

the All-Star break which is a little more than a half way break of the baseball season. He's got 38 home runs. Second most in the history of MLB at the All-Star break. And he's 14 ahead of anybody else. Just a white guy. They call him Big Dumper. Apparently he's got a big ass. Looked like every catch his ass to me. He's delicious. So I don't know what they were talking about, but mother of God and then there's a guy I want to say O'Neill black dude out. That's his first name Yeah, O'Neill something because his dad was a big fan of Paul O'Neill and I'm guessing his dad was black. So that's unusual Nick why they said because it is I just blew my own ears out it is I just blew my own ears out

anyways that guy was putting on a show he didn't win he hit one five hundred and thirteen feet for you gay people that don't follow sports if you hit a ball 390 400 feet that's considered a real poke then you go 450 that's going super yard there's no you can't describe 513. When they show it on TV, it looks like a golf ball. When they show Tiger Woods teeing off and it disappears into the sky, it's this big. That's what it looks like. And there's people in a restaurant called the Chop House, which is on the second deck out there, they're looking up as it it goes by that restaurant is still rising insane he was six seven

to thirty those two guys that was six seven and not about not announce a fat on not steroid monkeys just fucking skinny great athletes and they said he was a shortstop at one time six what seven do you understand the athletic ability and it was really friggin' entertaining. It

came down to who was the last guy? Campanera, I think his name is. Anyways, for the Tampa Bay, he's a guy that not many people knew about coming into it and he was bragging that he was going to win it and he almost did. I hope I have the right guy. It came down to the last few pitches. He needed four home runs. He had one out left. Anyways, it was exciting for guys like me who have nothing to do. Yeah, I had something else to add to that. I can't remember what it was. Oh, the pitcher. Cal Raleigh's dad was pitching. He's a baseball guy, he coached the Division I college team for years.

I don't know if you have to officially be affiliated, I don't think you do, I don't think he's a coach in Major League Baseball. He's been pitching to his son since he was nine years old. So he was throwing the ball, and you know that square they have so you can tell what's a strike or not? He was hitting the inside line, that's where his son wanted it, so he could kind of lean back and he was hitting the inside line that's where his son wanted it so he could kinda lean back in he was hitting that

when i tell you ten fifteen pictures in a row right at his knees inside which is half to me half the formula to win this friggin he can we couldn't miss and at one point in the second round son hit like i don't know at one point he had hit like nine out of eleven pitches for home runs and whatever and it's in his brother I think it's his younger brother was catching and it was

insane oh there was one thing that I loved they have kids out the outfield and I said this last year they I'm talking like girls that are 12 13 boys that are 14 maybe 15 at the oldest and you got these guys aligning shots out there it's it's gonna be a matter of time and it's gonna be caught on film they're gonna have to blur it because the kids heads gonna pop off but last night the guy was, and it was in the final round, I think, he hits one to the fence. Some kid, the tallest kid out there, he's like 15, jumps up and steals the home run. But they reviewed it at that very second and gave it to him as a home run.

He didn't know that, so it kind of fucked him up. Anyways, you didn't need all those details. It was fun. Fuck this. I'm tired of life. I don't know, I gotta get a hobby. Whittling, whittling ain't cutting it.

Pick that up and I moved to Georgia. I sit on the porch. Honey, what did you say, 11 inches? Here's our boy. All all right let's move on to the first second story Trump talking tough this one will put a chill up your ass president Trump privately questioned Ukrainian president Zelensky about whether Kiev have you had the chicken keev that's where it comes from I used to sell it door-to-door that's another story could blast Moscow he asked if if Kiev could blast Moscow and st. Petersburg if

Needed to make Russians feel the pain and come to the negotiating table. I heard that He ain't fucking playing So, you know, Putin must have pissed him off on the phone. And he's probably not even telling us all of it. You know, Putin saying one thing. Anyway, Vladimir can, Trump says, can you hit Moscow? Can you hit St. Petersburg too? Of course, Zelensky said, it's a sick question.

You're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer. Trump asked on 4th of July call with Zelensky a day after the president had a disappointing phone call. It wasn't the perfect call. This one kind of sucked. Remember the perfect call? It was perfect. Disappointing phone call with Russian leader Putin. Zelensky, who has pressed Western powers for years to provide more long-range missiles reportedly replied absolutely we can't if you give us the weapons Jesus it's this is a real turnaround from you know on Monday Trump announced a deal with NATO for the US to

step up its supply of weapons to Ukraine including Patriot missile systems and what he called in quotes a full complement of firepower like in my new Cadillac that I can't figure out the fucking shit yesterday that's what I didn't tell you people yesterday I spent the half hour fighting with my automatic driver's seat adjustment every time I get my car yesterday and I turn the ignition it would fucking lower me and send me backwards it's trying to send you to the old folks mode oh my god dude it it's so funny I was getting angry and it was physically making fun of me you know I'm

saying I'm like mother and I like, mother f*****g zzzzzz. And I, like a little kid, I'd go, what the f**k? I'm out there for half an hour f*****g with it and, you know, resetting it, trying to clear the things. How about this? Remember that? Anyways, turns out I have two fobs. It was talking to the wrong fob. So then I got caught. Somebody else is sitting somewhere in another state going, what the fuck's going on? Yeah, there's a guy in Kentucky, his fucking garage door is going up and down and his wife's dildo is shooting sparks. Yeah. So it was the fob. I'm like, I got so cocky though. I adjusted, I actually got the setting there where you, I can hit a button when I'm, when I park and shut off the car

and the seat slides back and the wheel goes up so you can get out easily in case of a fire. I don't know. How, how, how I mean how lazy are we about those sneakers now you know you're fucking oh you don't have to time is slip them on yeah those are slippers big fucking deal anyways at least that's what the brothers are saying fucking big deal oh well my Nike slippers to church in addition to the plan to send weapons to Ukraine Trump also gave Putin a 50-day Ultimatum now the last time he gave somebody an ultimatum I think it was the Palestinians if you remember and it was two weeks for Iran to get this shit together and two days later

I rang got this shit blown to shreds, but I don't think this is a situation I don't think this is the situation here. Trump, yeah, gave Putin a 50-day ultimatum to achieve some sort of peace agreement or else face 100% secondary tariff. Isn't it funny? No, I don't think, I might not be, no presidents up to now that I can remember use this? I'm sure here and there they might have broken it out. But this, Trump knew all this. He goes, I'm'm gonna win the presidency and I'm gonna because I'm a businessman and we we are still the only superpower left with a ton of money yeah

we're in debt we're never gonna pay that come get it anyways secondary tariffs hundred percent meaning countries that do business with Moscow are gonna face stiff levies hey Trump goes and this is a in quotes I speak to Putin a lot about getting this thing done like he's selling a fucking grill and I always hang up and say well that was a nice phone call. Trump set up his calls with a leader over the past six months he goes and then missiles are launched into Kiev or some other city and I said strange strange I wonder if he calls himself sir stranger and after that happens he says three or four times you say the talk assessed that's kamala harris type mentality

uh... which if you remember trump ran on uh... he was called the lindsay member the lindsay get thrown out of the white house to be in a dickhead a few months ago and trump said uh... yet trump said he said is a lindsay you're gonna get us into World War III. Well I'd love to know what Putin said to make Trump do a 360 or a 180 or a 111, whatever

Tony Hawk used to do. By the way, he's still peddling shit. He's 96 with a skateboard. Get a fucking life and a book back, you big bag. Does that make you a little nervous that Trump's talking about hitting Moscow? I woke up this morning going, ah, I want to look at the news and see how Putin responded to that. I hope he doesn't respond to it like this.

Let's do this one. Comrade, here is something interesting. I can't remember the rest. Fucking wagon dog three wolf ten. Alright, let's move along in the show. I'm in a bad mood. Bullshat. Those people don't know. In our West Coast stupid segment tonight, I might have to change it to just California.

No, I'm not because Oregon's retarded. Washington State. I give them a break because they have a lot of Aryan race people training in the woods up there. Not that I'm a big fan, but I'm just saying. Got to have some balance. Department of Homeland Security, that's DHS, officials are accusing Reps, okay, representative from California, politician Salud Carbajal, he doesn't even sound, remember the Senate this, you guys remember Sam Adams, John Adams, Billy Jefferson, Todd McEnroe, names like that. Now we got rep Salud Carbaha. I don't even know what he is. Salud sounds like an Arabic. Carbaha sounds like something out

of the hood of your car that blows up. Damn it, awesome Carbaha. Fucking Carbaha keeps overheating. So he's being accused of setting a mob of left-wing rioters on an ICE officer, which landed the officer in the emergency room. I'll repeat that. This fucking jerk-off, he's a California politician, state politician, help rioters hurt an ICE guy. Now again, we'll report that to you and it'll probably just disappear. Why is, why are they not knocking on his door?

Why don't they kick it in at six in the morning like they did Trump and, are we going to, by the way, what fucking politician dresses like he's going to a concert? You stink. According to DHS on July 10th, ICE agents carried out a raid on a Marijuana gross site in the sanctuary state of Calabonia, arresting more than, listen to this, 360 illegal aliens and get this, rescuing 14 migrant children. I'll repeat that, 14 migrant children were arrested. And this politician, let's think about this for a second, is trying to stop that. Trying to stop kids from being saved from a shitty life. Just let that sink in, California.

Unfriggin' real. Here's a video. from a shitty life just let that sink in california on friggin real uh... here's a video yet very tense situation here is the uh... federal agents that we can't really don't want to do that the program has moved into the the so-called went down yelling at them trying to make it difficult trying to block some of the

military vehicles going through uh... federal agents responding with this gas apparent tear gas all also some of the protesters saying they were hit with some paint balls rubber bullets go i think they're listening to me i've been calling for rubber bullets and paint balls and let's get let's get out the german shepherds get the rabid ones get the ones you see late at night on those ASCPA commercials the ones that were kicked in the face for a fucking ten years as puppies now they'll bite your

face get a bunch of them they're pretty mean all those pit bulls that eat kids every day we were born on get them out there just sick of do you believe that that's a politician and there's another story uh... uh... professor cal berkeley i think one of the one of the university accounts he picked up a canister of gas at i said thrown and was this is a professor teaching your kids why i didn't fucking put this in any he looks just like you'd think

he's got long fucked up frizzy hair. He looks like a, you know, he's got glasses, giant glasses. Looks like John Lennon's recorded brother. And he's teaching your kids, by the way, at Cal. And he threw the canister of gas at the fucking ice ages. A professor. Anyways, at the time of this raid, a mob of about 500 douchebags tried to impede the operation.

Among the crowd was Carbajal, to whom an ICE public affairs specialist, that's a good guy, gave his business card to. DHS officials say Carbajal showed the mob the business card, which they allege made a target of the ICE agent. It was essentially docking. He docked the ice agent by giving it to the mob. Any charges? Because that's all I heard Tom Holman saying, if you interfere you're going to jail. Subsequently the ice agent was attacked by members of the mob, landing him in the emergency room, probably had to wait because there was 50 farmers in front of them from Bolivia on my right

No, Nick, we don't have any Bolivians right now Landing him in the emergency room with the lacerations on his left hand. Anyways, the agent had to get stitches for the wound So most girls do after they give birth it's not that bad. Oh, come on Nick cut it out Anyways the actions by Representative Carbajal are downright un-American. He dares to claim that his actions were simply congressional oversight. Who said that?

Carbajal. Who the fuck said that? Carbajal. Who's the slimy little commoner, shit-twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Carbajal. Who's the slimy little cop and the shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Kabahal. But doxxing ICE personnel and inciting a mob of rioters to attack law enforcement is not

oversight. It's abominable. Who said that? DHS Trisha McLaughlin, who apparently is a supermodel during the day. Are you fucking kidding me? What? You wonder why they're not taking us serious? Well, I'm sure she's in the building.

She's not out there. Right? Don't fucking screw up that face. Let me just say something. Trump has to approve all this shit. He just goes USDA choice. Trump has to approve all this shit. He just goes USDA choice. She makes Kristi Noem look like a troll. What in God? Trump really likes to be sra- You do it under the guise of hiring women? What a trooper. 11 supermodels in the DOJ.

She looks like a movie star. Sorry, if I'm an illegal, well again, she's not out in the field, I don't think. She's in administration, hopefully. Nick, what are you saying the girls can't? Oh, shut up. Now I argue with myself. Let's move on to machete mayhem. A man who walked through the streets of LA a lot of LA shit huh waving a machete this is like commonplace in New York machetes it's a matter of the good old-fashioned knife walking through LA with a machete is in the hospital after he was shot by police on Sunday morning. I thought that was the Dodgers fan celebrating. LAPD officers responded

around 920 in the morning to reports of an assault with a deadly weapon near the crypto.com arena on Figueroa Street and Olympic Boulevard. Witnesses reported the suspect was flailing a large machete and chanting at bystanders. We warn you the video we are about to show is cause for celebration. Take it away. Scary Sunday in downtown LA Oh Jesus! I say this calls for action and now! He's directing traffic! Leave him alone! He's a wild guy, he's not playing a-

Oh my gosh! This was this morning. Uh oh, no LAPD don't play that! LAPD don't play that. LAPD responding. Pause. Really? Are there any police departments in the country that do play that? Oh machetes we don't mind.

Go ahead. Video shows the man putting the machete in his mouth. People crazy. An eyewitness capturing the moment the suspect... Thanks for the play by play there genius. ...chase in his car. A machete seen hanging out the driver's side window. Did you get the right thing?

Then the suspect gets out of his car with the machete. Uh oh. They shot him. Oh, poor thing. No. I saw that. That is how you know our country has been invaded. Every clip, I don't care if it's LA, Oklahoma, it's always, some probably legally Hispanic,

or whatever going, oh, po, publicito. I had, you see him get gunned down, we showed it, I wasn't even watching, I was too busy laughing at the commentary. Yeah, I had the unedited version, I got off of X last night It was fucking terrific and they always yank it. Well, how do I save it? I Don't get it so I pull this is what this is where I'm a retard but I pulled the link right and

I thought like once you pull it it's yours, but that link is still active No, a link is a link. Okay. But the it's ripping the video. If you rip the video, you've got the video, but the link is just. Oh, just once they make the link. Yeah. Yes.

And that's why I got a D in Spanish. What? No, I didn't fucking ace Spanish. Aced it two years in a row. You know why? My Spanish teacher was a gay guy named Pablo. I won't say his last name, but he loved me. A Nicolas. One little Nick dip. Nicolas, El Dipo. I was sitting there with headphones on because in Spanish class, you know,

you have the headphones on and then speak in Spanish And I was daydreaming Still remember this eighth grade and I was literally almost nodding off and I hear my headphones Nicholas Okay, pussy took out there got that yeah, anyways 98 98 and Never touch me. I Told him I'd go to the El Policio and uh... never touch me i told my go to the l police eo

uh... police open fire instructed douchebag who was transferred to a hospital weary underwent out while it was l a so we got a nose lift both talks in his lips now he remains in critical a condition nothing you lose

uh... thought and prayers are not needed at this time fuck the victim and everything he believed in I'm working more of my commentary into the stories I know why it only took me seven years to think to do that don't have it anymore look pretty good though 63 I'll be dead soon every time you say something like that something could happen anyways I think you'll like the title of this next story Galligan that's Galligan not Gilligan Galligan little buddy a Democratic prosecutor in Colorado will be recalled, it's in quotes, for moving to dismiss charges against a transgender sex offender, I'm glad they cleared it up, accused

of trying to kidnap a boy from a schoolyard. The district attorney's office in Colorado's 18th judicial district is planning to drop the wraps against Solomon Galligan, 33 years old, after he allegedly attempted to snatch the 11-year-old during recess at Black Forest Hill. First of all, that's a creepy name for a school for kids. Where'd Johnny get raped? In the Black Forest black forest makes sense? Elementary school in Aurora. Oh My god, what state are we in Colorado? Yeah sheep as crow

You're fucking crazy. Put them up there. There you go. Look at that You're fucking crazy You're fucking crazy You're fucking crazy. Guys, that's a real picture. Now they say, I don't know if he's transgendering from a human into a corpse. I don't know what he's transg... Look at this guy. Can you imagine him?

Walks into Old Navy for an interview. I like the full sweaters Look folks. You couldn't make that up. That's right out of an HBO zombie show that you kids love so much. It's so gay Fucking zone. What is the obsession with vampires and zombies? You're adults and By the way Marvel movies one's coming out. What are we, fucking, 11? I hated that shit when I was a kid. I grew out of it in about a month. God damn it.

Anyways, look at that handsome devil. In the middle of this story? I'm at 32. Oh, yeah, right. Good point. Hold on there, handsome. Folks, here's some of my dates coming up doing live comedy. August 8th and 9th, side split is Tampa. I'm looking forward to it. I haven't seen those guys down there. Big Brian runs the place. That's eighth and ninth side split is Tampa. Then September, this is gonna be a long trip for me. I'll have to go out. I'll be doing Crowder, you know, Wednesday and Thursday and then that night, Thursday

night, I'll be doing Hyenas in Dallas and then go from Dallas to Salt Lake City for Saturday for Friday and Saturday to September 19th and 20 at wise guys Salt Lake City and then October right now on the third I'm at Arlington draft house Arlington Virginia and then October 16th Zanies in Nashville and then we'll call it a career no I don't know I don't know. I don't know. Probably after that. Here's my merch page. I designed all this stuff. They call me the Donna Karen of comedians. That's right. I came up with winter hats, baseball caps. The plastic hips are sold out. Again, that's always a big seller. And jock straps and we have the cups for transgender girls. Nick DePaulo cups. So buy some of that shit.

All right. I will. Yeah, so they said, excuse me. Here's the prosecutor who was going to let this guy walk. Let's take a look at her. Now if you stared her long enough, she becomes a blonde man. She's got the chin of the Marlboro man, Marlboro guy. She's got those glasses that say I'm a twat. Those frames say it all. You can't judge a book by its cover. You can judge a liberal broad by our frames I swear to

God she's gonna let that fucking sex offender who's got schizophrenia and everything else walk no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no fucking way no fucking way no fucking way you might and you know what they updated the thing this morning he's gonna be charged civilly whatever that means and they're gonna get him help don't get him help like my dad said you'd when a dog is rabid or crazy put it down He's trying to fuck kids. He dragged, is this the one that dragged the girl in? I can't even keep my pedophile straight. Anyways, Galligan underwent a competency, competency.

Wow, he's scaring me. Avaluation after his arrest and was found mentally incompetent. I don't believe that he looks scaring me. A valuation after his arrest and was found mentally incompetent. I don't believe that. He looks fine to me. Uh oh, retard alert. Retard alert. That's not nice.

But a rural city councilwoman, Danielle Jurenski, as you can tell right here, a patriot, disputed that stance and told the Post, an effort to recall Democratic DA, Amie Padden, the girl we just showed you, is well underway and will begin this week and ensure that it will be successful. I don't know about that. We'll see, but they're going to try to recall her and I'm sure they'll come up with some bullshit excuse. The conduct of the 18th DA over the past six months, she said, is beyond deplorable.

This is simply the icing on the cake, said Jurensky, who's a Republican. The progressive attitude will not be tolerated. God bless her. I haven't heard anybody come out and say this. The progressive attitude will not be tolerated. I mean, the left says it every day. They don't say it in words, they just do it. They cancel people.

While certain state laws highlight deeper issues in the state of Colorado, Amy Padden will be recalled for her part in not upholding the laws and punishing criminals. Like I said, they changed it to him being civilly. So he is off the streets. I still say canner. Didn't change her original decision. The suspected sex fiend's older sister, Sarah Galligan. We're not going to show the picture. I'm guessing she's hot, right? Yeah. Is that a real? That guy, look at him. Imagine. You're watching TV and he looks in the window at night?

Even his older sister, Sarah, told Nine News in April of 2024 that her brother has been in and out of jail for 12 years and that it's not safe for community or himself to be out on the streets. But why listen to family? She said her sibling, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia and bipolar disorder when he was 16, was deemed unfit to stand trial in previous instances and wasn't institutionalized. You know why, folks? Because of shortage of beds in the mental health centers.

That to me is just a, fucking, that's bullshit. That's just a smoke screen Really you couldn't find one more bed for a guy's trying to drag a boy into the men's room Really you couldn't set up a cot maybe a recliner from a yard sale Or just keep him in prison until you find another bed How about that? How about that? No Roman prison. Well, then get rid of all the 68% of the population of prison illegal born something like that in this country. You can look it up. I Do what Trump does it throw out some numbers, but I read that Anyways, yeah, so let's see if she's recalled again. We need somebody to follow up on that. Who wants to work for nothing?

Let's go Red Sox. Another day in thug land is the headline. Brown's running back. Quinshawn, I had a dog named Quinshawn. Yes, black. All black poodle. Quinshawn yes black all black poodle Quinshawn Judkins it's a fucking great name sounds like a nickname for a girl big tits a Judkins allegedly punched his girlfriend in the mouth with a closed fist What's the idea?

That was him. Leaving her with visible bruising on her chin area, according to an arrest report detailing the disturbing incident on July 7th. The incident began at the Fort Lauderdale Airport where all incidents begin, where Judkins and the victim arrived after a flight, the report stated, and it resulted in the rookies arrest and being charged with misdemeanor domestic battery in Broward County.

The 21 year old Judkins, whom the Brown selected 36 overall in the 2025 draft, allegedly began to grow angry at the victim while at the baggage claim, hey, who hasn't done that choose the estranged like they could get the fuck out of it so one of the yellow dot all while i can't believe you and i'm so done with you is what he said to his girlfriend at the baggage claim

after reading messages from family members on his phone I guess. We'll show you a little bit of Judkins what he does well and what he doesn't do well. Here's a couple of he played before Ohio State he was with another big school I forget but then went to Ohio State and here you go. Still a good ball. Judkins gets the carry. Right side.

Judkins touchdown. Buckeyes. still a good call Jutkins gets the carry right side Jutkins touchdown Buccos he ran like a cop was chasing him Jutkins gets it left end Jutkins is down again perfect hit I can see nothing but one healthy man beating the living daylight out of a little school

it's quick and it's fun I'll watch that till I'm a thousand so that's uh meeting the living daylights out of a little school. It's great and it's fun. I'll watch that till I'm a thousand. So that's Judkins. Again. I had a joke in my eye. So, yeah. In the third round, the Texans take, you know, Tyrone Johnson

out of University of California six foot seven 360 pounds runs a four five forty you remember he killed his girl with a hit me with a butter dish and so that dropped him two spots in the draft Judkins is reported to have struck the victim while they were in a car leaving the airport as the victim tried to explain that the victim while they were in a car leaving the airport as the victim tried to explain that the messages on the phone were not true. According to the cops report Judkins eventually pulled over and the victim exited the car to call Judkins' mother and sat in the rear seat when she got back into the car. The report stated that

the arguing continued and that Judkins allegedly turned around and struck the victim additional times in the arm and leg. I guess. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. You don't know that. She was probably telling him to slow down or buckle up. All that shit. The victim contacted the authorities on Saturday,

poor authorities and Judkins, who invoked his Miranda rights when speaking with the officers. He spent the night in a Fort Lauderdale jail. And from Alabama, I guess a small town. I'm just saying, folks, how many times are we going to do these stores? They're stuck in neutral What do you mean Nick? I'm just saying somebody's stuck in neutral help him out

What are the odds he and I'm not making an excuse for him. What are the odds he came from a two-parent family? What are they fucking odds? Goodness will it ever change? Yes when you get Democrats out of power, there's the ones who created these ghettos by replacing the black dad and religion with a check from the government. And, you know, that you can blame on whitey, again, but lefty whitey. I've said this before, black people finally woke up when Trump came along which is amazing when you think about what they thought of him when he showed up on the scene think about that turn around for a second but they did

their homework and you've been calling the white man the devil and I said yeah you're half right but you've been voting for that half the fucking adam shifts in the world anyhow this guy's not a devil headline a real patriot pats owner robert craft that's right of mac and cheese fame and razors

all shit that poor people make no sense generously donated ten thousand dollars to Texas flood victims in South Hampton. That's a very rich, you know, in the Hamptons of New York. I did a gig down there when I first started off when he was strolling along and saw an opportunity to help out. Kraft was walking along Main Street with his masseuse, Ching Phla Ting from southern Vietnam, after brunch when he was stopped by Dan's Papers Co-Publisher, I don't know what Dan's Papers is, co-publisher Vicki Schnepps, who had just

wrapped the press conference at the local Village Hall alongside a group of Tophampton chefs. Was Barefoot Contessa there? She's the one that snubbed the kid in the Make-A-Wish Foundation twice. They're like, but little Jimmy watches your show every day and he's got about a week left. I don't give a shit, I got two pies in the oven. And South Hampton Mayor William Manger.

Mr. Craft, she yelled, we're raising money for families in Texas because of the floods. Can you help? Schnapps called out. Kraft turned around and said, don't put me on the spot, you douchebag. Ha ha ha. Ah.

That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer. And then he ran away. Said our spy, Kraft didn't hesitate, pledging $10,000 on the spot to the Salvation Army's Texas Flood Relief Fund. Well, anybody can pledge. Did he follow up with it? I used to sit home with telethons and pledge $1,000 and never send it in.

Just to watch a disappointment on the little cripple's face. That's up. I told you this story tonight folks they wanted me to do that Jerry Lewis tell a time when I was living in LA listen to this Mike manages send a taping because they want to see what I did they get it back a few days later going is this a joke why would you you send? They sent a bit. There was a couple bits on the tape. One of them was me making fun of the Jerry Lewis telephone. They said that.

Huh? And they said that. You think they even watched it? They probably found it in their. How fucking funny. I was a material. I don't even remember what what I was making fun of probably Ed McMahon being drunk and punching one of the kids or something. Anyways the lady said I've been a proud Jets fan for decades because

she's a New Yorker but today I'm officially a Patriots fan. Robert Kraft has a heart as big as Joy Behar's mouth, as Texas snips declared to chairs from the crowd. Kraft is known as a philanthropist, so am I, I just don't follow up with it. I have that hat though. His foundation to combat anti-Semitism created $25 million Blue Square campaign with reported as a symbol of standing up to Jewish hate and all hate, I guess. He was there. In 2020, the Post reported that Robert Kraft and his family spent $2 million on on a 1.7 million mask order during COVID-19 pandemic to distribute

the crucial supplies to Massachusetts, New York, and Rhode Island as the country grappled with the world's worst fake epidemic of all time. Why don't you donate another 50,000 to fry Fauci at halftime in the Super Bowl? You want to see some ratings? No, don't fry him, hang him! And don't do it right. Do it so he's kicking his feet for like 15 minutes. You ever see that go bad? Anyways, finally tonight on the... There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I don't like that word, folks. In our RTR segment, reverse the races, the head of London's Metropolitan Police, Sir Mark Rowley.

How can you respect a cop? Trump should be knighted. Then everybody has to call him sir. Are you going to be afraid of this guy with that hat? I'd look at him and I'd go, is this the right train to fucking Buffalo? You jerk off. The head of London's Metropolitan Police, Sir Mark Rowley, said on Sunday that it is shameful, listen to this quote, that there are more black teens being killed in the British capital city than white boys. Let that settle in. Just let that settle

in. London's gone. You've done a shitty job and you look like you've been at it for a while because you know spring chicken. Your country's gone, your island, whatever you want to fucking call it. London is like a, you know, it's a no-go zone as they say. It's a fucking run by radical Muslims. This neighborhood you can't go for years. It's been like that you're being overrun by illegal immigrants crime He thinks the crimes going down apparently in an interview with Sky News Trevor Phillips That's the guy doing the interviewing who previously served as former Prime Minister Tony Blair's Commission for Racial Equality Met police chief Sir Mark Rowley. Mark Rowley said, here's the cowardly white bitch. We want to reach into the

communities where we're suffering most crime and make the biggest difference because everyone deserves equal chance to thrive in London. It's not right that black boys growing up in London are more likely to be dead by the time they're 18, far more likely than white boys. I think that's shameful for the city. Oh, fucking bitch! Oh, poor you! Wake up, white people.

According to statistics published by the London Assembly in 2022, black Londoners, listen to this, now we'll give you the truth. Just picture a white cop anywhere, London here, saying that, you know, more white guys are dying than black kids. That's a shame. Let that settle in. Or even a black guy saying that. Whoever, of any race, you know, you would be hung by your balls. Just brainwashed. And he's considered like a strong leader. Anyways, here's some statistics that sort of push back against him published

by the London Assembly in 2022. Black Londoners are heavily overrepresented in knife crimes. Despite only making up 13% of the city's population, black Londoners account for 45% of knife crimes and knife crime murder victims. However, they are also vastly overrepresented in those who commit such crimes, with black Londoners accounting for 61% of knife murderers, murderers, and being responsible for 53% of knife crimes in general. Don't let that get in the way. Don't let that get in the way.

Don't let that get in the way, sir Mark. In addition to discussing the increased likelihood of black teens falling victim to knife crimes, sir Mark also lamented the history between policing and black, does this all sound familiar to you? The history between policing and black communities where policing has got a lot wrong he said oh poor you does it sound familiar what's the common denominator excuse me what's the common that well there's a lot of things socialism putting poor people on

the dole not making them work for their welfare you know a lot of things, socialism, putting poor people on the dole, not making them work for their welfare, you know, a lot of shit. Rowley continued, and we get a lot more right today, but we do still make mistakes. You mean you're human? The gall for him to come out and say, I think that's a shame. Can you fucking imagine? Not addressing the you fucking imagine that's what they do they

learn from here only their way like I said I remember Bill Hicks coming home from he sort of was a star over there but on one of his albums he goes it's such a fucking socialist nightmare that was 30 years ago I mean it was it's a bit invaded that's them that's a Muslim city what's wrong with that nothing I'm just saying that I'm not gonna live there I'm gonna stick with it I don't have a religion all right that's it boys and girls for a Tuesday Wednesday baseball back anyways tune into the brand new rumble lineup on Monday through Friday 9 a.m. 9 a.m. To 7 p.m Those are the shows

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