The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump’s Perfect Putin Call | Nick Di Paolo Show #1693

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a man. We can legislate justice. Fuck you bitch, I hate you. We can legislate healing. I hate you. Fuck you bitch. And we're certainly long overdue. Fuck you bitch. And for those that would say we need to just get over it, that's interesting.

Fuck you bitch! Hello. I have a couple of new new idols I Don't know who those parents were that raises. I love them. I Mean, I love that type of dirty talk you'll see on an adult woman, but let me tell you something She was laying that shit down couldn't have been said better That Aliana Presley is the most... She makes Joy Reid. Looked like fucking Doris Day for you people in your late 90s.

Just... She was going back to bringing up slavery and how this country was built on all that horse shit that even black people are going, get over it. I saw 10 videos of black people making their own videos on X saying, get over it, it's got nothing to do with race. They realize, god damn it, if you were listening to me for the last 20 years, when you call white people devils, I would say, you're right, but you're calling the Republicans devils. It's the other side. Now you know.

Even those girls get it. They noticed under Biden their IRAs were getting smacked around. They had to actually eat Uncle Ben's rice. That's not for them. That's no good. Oh my God, were they cute. What the hell? The scary thing she's saying like an adult, like she's 40. Could feel it. Could feel it, like when my wife says it to me, my wife, what I say. Real quick, I'm in a good mode, obviously. What do you mean, obviously? My Boston Red Sox just put the final piece in the puzzle to guarantee them I'll least go this far to guarantee

them making the playoffs I don't know how far they're gonna go look yeah we got the Yankees in our division and the Orioles who are loaded to just saying you guys again if you're not Sox fans this doesn't mean much but arguably they had the best after I was bad-mouthing him they they had the best year off season signing people. The pitching staff is scary. They have all these guys. I keep hearing about this kid, Roman Anthony,

who's probably better than any rookie that we brought up last year, and they were all great. To the point where they were talking about trading Tristan Kassas, a future 40 home run hitter and pretty good first baseman, but they didn't, they kept him. And Bregman has been on the market for, I've been checking the papers, what, for five weeks now. Every day, and I gave up two days ago.

I go, fuck this, they don't care. Also, I get a text from a buddy of mine, the late, great Greg Zuck, his nephew, who lives in Colorado, who is neighbors with the Duran peak, with Jaren Duran. And he goes, why are they fucking around with Duran? They're messing with his contract. If you remember, Guy could have been MVP last year of the whole league.

And I agree with my Zook's nephew, but also they signed Bregman. So I'm like like I don't know about that I agree the guy could be a future but do you got to be excited about Bregman I've said all those years the Astros are winning I go why can't we get Bregman because we needed a third baseman in seven games at Fenway Park I mean in 21 games at Fenway Park he's hit seven home runs and just destroyed us and he got his first gold glove at third last year and we know that what's his name Devers is a little he's people talk too much about

his defense being bad but it's not he's average very average at third base this would be a but they're talking about putting Bregman at second because Devers has something in his in his, a clause saying that he wants to be in the field or something. I don't know who put that in there, motherfucker. But he'll bend if he has to. Imagine having him in his designated hitter. But Bregman, you've seen him in the clutch how many times when he was with the Astro.

I'm just saying I'm excited, folks. I know you don't give a fuck. Here's something else you probably don't give a fuck. NHL has this four nations tournament going on. Round robin. Last night it was Sweden and Canada and they've been hyping it forever and my brother was getting all excited. I was like, ah, I don't understand why doing it right in the middle of the season. But I guess it takes place of like the All-Star, whatever. But it's just the elite of the elite. And I watched a game last night, and it lived up to the hype.

Sidney Crosby, McKinnon, all these guys. I mean, these guys are first ballot hall of fame, the superstars. It was, and the goalies, it was insane. So if you wanna like hockey, watch this. And they they were physical it wasn't like an all-star game something else you won't give a shit about Ken Jennings what old moves I know but the the game show network has been running Ken Jennings you know on his run his unbelievable run I mean the wife you have been watching like a couple episodes.

She insists on it because she kicks the shit out of me in jeopardy. I surprise her though with some, you know, like when was Fenway Park built? No, much tougher there. But anyways, so they're showing Ken Jennings and we've been watching him for a month now. He's on his 30th, we watched two episodes of that,

I think he won his 33rd and 34th game he's at a million one hundred and something dollars and what I didn't realize is he didn't just win he embarrassed the other and those are dummies playing against him he embarrassed him every show by the first commercial break he's got like 9,000 Mary in the middle is minus 1,800 and Bill's got $12 from India even he's shitting his pants. It's fucking insane. The breath of knowledge he knows he's never missed a book question. If he doesn't get in it's the only time he but he went when he has never met I swear on my mother he hasn't get in, it's the only time he... But he, when, when, when, he has never met, I swear on my mother, he hasn't missed a book question yet.

And you go, okay, that's what nerds do. But then he knows about shitty movies, pop culture, fucking lakes in India, fucking planes in World War II, who the pilot was that gassed it. Fucking, I'm like, what the fuck? It really is, it's like watching Tom Brady or whatever. It's like a highlight reel We're addicted and he's got a good sense of humor I was telling Dallas and you can see Alex Trebek. He's kind of a stuffy Canadian But he has a little bit of personality, but but Ken Jennings you could tell with each win

Alex Trebek's nose was getting bent a little because he isn't the star of the show right now. It's good He's like, why don't you bet more? Can't like shut the fuck up. Come over there. Take your job. Oh, I did Anyways, that's it. So I had to say greatness has to be acknowledged. I don't care if it's a Bregman or a goddamn game show Let's get to some speak in a great Speaking a great federal union workers protesting the work of the Department of Government, that would be Doge,

invented some new lyrics for an old protest song and it's pretty hard to hear. This unions came up with this probably in the 60s, whatever, it's a protest song, or blacks, whoever was pretending they were being crunched. Things must have been pretty good for unions in recent years as the employees had to go back to the coal mining days to dig up this gym. Oh maybe it was the coal miners butchering it with their hatred of Doge and Elon Musk

because apparently government efficiency and the elimination of wasteful spending are a bad thing and it's just too much for them to bear so they have to resort to this capital city there are no neutrals found you're either with a union or a scabby musk bloodhound. Which side are you on?

Which side are you on? Tell me which side are you on? Stop! Thank you. Can you imagine folks can you This is what they have left. Those are union federal union workers But this is what they have left and by the way if you're gonna sing songs that let the black union guys do it and women Seriously fucking I've always said black people the best singers on earth. Um, Nick don't jam like shut the fuck up

in town now, I Nick, don't jam me like shut the fuck up. Okay don't tell me. Anyways, you believe that shit and it ain't coming back. They don't know what to do. I didn't think it was going to be this good winning all the time. I didn't think it was going to be this good. Mother of God help us. Elon Musk, give the guy a handjob in the window of Macy's next year. How many times are you gonna say that? I don't know, till somebody laughs at it motherfucker. Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when

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in at least four deaths and 26 injuries at a mall in the central city of Tai Chung in Taiwan. I have a duplex there with a young black fellow named Kevin. As dash cam clip recorded from traffic outside the building shows the sudden explosion, at the exact moment it took place... This is the beauty of cameras everywhere... It took place... Let's check it out, shall we? Okay, I made it sound better than it was. I looked like somebody farted in the men's room. But that's got to be just fun to see.

Nobody, well one, at least one person died I think. Four? No, four injured. No, so there's 26 injured. Four deaths, 26 injuries. What? What the fuck was I reading? Is that that?

Is it in here? The way I just read it? Yep. Oh, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they here? The way I just read it? Oh, they were they were I didn't make it up it was was yesterday maybe they croaked. The incident took place on the 12 story the building where construction was taking place so it could have been way worse right? A lot of those rooms weren't being used or whatever and resulted in damage from the ninth floor upwards,

local officials confirmed. Two of the people killed. Two people killed and five injured, it says. But Dallas called the hospital this morning, and all he got was, take that, my leg! This one says two of the people. Two of the people. Two of the people what?

Two of them are in the Simpson's people. Two of the people what? Two of them are in the City of Tucson. What are you talking about? What am I missing? What am I reading? Two of the people killed and the five injured were tourists from the gambling hub. Oh yeah. You're just breaking it down from the four and 26. Yeah, I don't care about this story. Fuck these people. I never met him. I don't care for their food It burns my asshole

No, it's delicious the Tai Chung, Xin Kong, which was my screen name in the porn chat rooms Shinkong Mitsukoshi department stores. No, not the Mitsukoshi departments. That's where I get my fucking fedoras. 12th floor food court. At the food court. There must have been rice and rib bones everywhere. Nick, that's Chinese. I lump them in.

Closed at the time of the explosion due to scheduled construction. So like I said, could have been a lot worse. But you've got to show stuff like that. It's the beauty of the internet, man. I mean, that's crazy. You know, you're just going to work minding your business, you know, sitting in your computer. When it's your time, it's your time. Somebody said that about somebody, a plane crashed and they go hey why don't you

time me at your time and somebody goes what if it's not my time and it's the guy sitting next to me time let's move on to common-sense call you never Trump made the perfect phone call some people say it was perfect. He made another perfect phone call. Common sense call. President Donald Trump said negotiations to end the Ukraine war will start immediately after holding a, in quotes, lengthy and highly productive telephone call with Russia President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday morning. We get a little audio of it, I think, don't we? I don't know what the fuck's going on. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you.

A transcript of the conversation between your helicopter pilot and his commander. Oh, not the one in DC. Intercepted. Dragonfly Wolf 10. Colorful names. In a readout, I love Stallone, in a readout of the conversation posted on Truth Social,

Trump said, we discussed Ukraine, the Middle East, energy, artificial intelligence, artificial tits. It went perfectly. The power of the dollar and various other subjects. We agreed to work together very closely, including visiting each other's nations. We have also agreed to have our respective teams start negotiations immediately, and we will begin by calling President Zelensky of Ukraine to inform him of the conversation. He said something which I will be doing right now which means he probably did it yesterday unless it was busy he left

the voicemail he said hey jerk off guess who yeah if you want you want those f16s that keep coming you ain't getting them Biden's dead President Putin even used he says my very strong campaign model. Very strong. Common sense. We both believe very strongly in it, Trump wrote. Well, like the Biden family didn't. Administration, they believe that. Speaking to a conference in Brussels,

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who was just saying beforehand, he's right out of central casting, because he looked like he could have been a soldier. He looks like a movie star on top of it. And he's like a smart dude, which he is. A lot of girls diddling themselves to the Secretary of Defense. Nobody did that with John Kerry. He had a head like Mr. Ed.

The sky's falling. Global warming. Shut up and have your ketchup, you bitch. Pete Hegdhig said, Kiv joining NATO is unrealistic. I love it. And we've been saying that on this show. If you were fucking Putin, or if Putin was doing it to us and he wanted to put somebody right in Cuba,

we wouldn't like it either. NATO is unrealistic and that the US will no longer prioritize European and Ukrainian security and you know the fucking lefty Libs on the media probably going crazy I told you he was in his pocket security as the Trump administration shifts its attention to securing US borders and deterring war in China. Yes, sir. God damn right. God forbid. Didn't? No, that was I was trying to think of what Mitt Romney said during a debate with Obama. That was different.

Meanwhile, Trump has spoken of striking a deal with Ukraine's Zelensky. Wasn't that the name of Tommy boy, Dan Ackroyd? He was the fucking local muffler guy Zelensky. It was. Of striking a deal with Ukraine's Zelensky for American access to the country's valuable rare earth minerals as payment for continued American assistance. Is this guy, he realizes life is one big negotiation. It really is.

Because those minerals folks, we make computer chips. Important shit, computer chips, computers, you know who, Lil John's teeth, stuff like that. Grill work for the whole hip hop industry. What are you just saying,, you cock chuggers? Anyways, that's terrific news. Fucking guy, doesn't sleep. Hey.

He's a fucking businessman. He's a businessman, and this is a business, this country. And they keep showing Joe Rogan like he's Rush Limbaugh, and I sit there and I... And again, nothing against Joe. I just don't understand why I can't go on and go, I told you, that's all I wanna say. Let's talk UFC, fuckin'.

I don't think it's him, I really don't. My wife's going, you gotta stop talking about that. You seem obsessed with it. I bring it up once every two weeks. The fuck, stop talking about your nails. Hi, good night everybody. I'm gonna be a good boy Thanks for watching!