The Nick DiPaolo Show - Twitter's Roth a Sloth | Nick Di Paolo Show #1315

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Roth Only Now Admits Mistake. Trump Trashes Ye. FL Rapist Doctor Killed.            Behar Back Peddles. Iranian Celebrating Loss, Killed. Santa Is Racist and an A-hole??

Make sure to join me on Patreon to get the exclusive Encore episode. Today, I'll be talking about Mayor Adams finally getting off his ass, supposedly. He's got a plan to stop crime in New York. guitar solo Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the final day of the week, at least for us, a Thursday. And good to be with you. A lot going on before we break for the weekend. And what did I do last night? Oh, Yellowstone.

Great show, I admit. But once again, ruined by the feminist message that you see in everything. The strong woman. Female character, lead. You know, it's Kevin Costnerner's daughter she's got alcohol problem but she goes into these rants and not just her character there's female lawyers in it they go on these three minute siliquids siliquids how do you say it um fucking rants but but nobody talks like that it's like a speech right out of a feminist meeting at how dumb and childish men

are. And she has a comeback for everything quicker than fucking Don Rickles. It's just, it ruins, it just ruins, it's like trying, it's like making the movie Titanic and all of a sudden, I don't know, McDonald's bag blows by. That's how much it ruins it for me. They don't talk like that. You know what I mean? This four-minute speech, most of the writing's good, but it gets in the way, and it said, goddamn, I'm so tired of this. Women are strong. We can do it. It's just fucking tiring. Then they introduced some former stripper last night. She's Indian, real good looking broad. Doesn't want to strip anymore. She wants to be a cowboy on the ranch on Yellowstone.

They got her bunking with all these ex-cons who work on the ranch. And she comes in. They're playing poker. And she starts taking her clothes off. And she's like, there ain't a guy in here. I haven't had my ass in your face in the last year, because she worked at the local strip club. And then she goes, I'll be done in 15. Deal me in.

Is there a fucking broad that talks like that? Seriously. It just ruins it for me. I try to suspend my disbelief. What is it with the feminist twats? Is it the Jewish executives who let their overbearing wives get the... The only reason I say that is Bernie Goldberg wrote a book about him working at CBS, and he said all the guys there, and he mentioned their names, and they would... A lot of them are Jewish, and he said their wives are like feminists and would get mad at them and tell them what to say like on the news and they'd make changes

in the script They said you can look at fucking look at that. So that I think that's where my I don't know if that's it But again, it's always the feminists It's so fucking it just ruins a good show And nobody will pick up on that I don't want to say it to my relatives who watch the show, you know, because I'll fucking ruin it. They'll go, can you watch anything? I said, no, I can't.

I read Judge Bork's book, Slouching Towards Gamora, years ago, and I can't help it. My fucking radar's up. Like I said, it would be like Moe Howard hitting Costner in the face with a pie. No, just overlook that. It's that fucking. It's about as real as when they do a phone number on TV. Five, five, five.

You know what I'm saying? All of a sudden, oh, this isn't real. Anyways, that and they made a delicious stir fry. Key to that, folks, you have to have a wok. You let it sit on the stove for about five minutes with a flame under it. That's the key. Who told me that? A Japanese guy that I fought with in World War II.

It's true, though. Fucking shit cooks in three seconds. All right, that was stupid. Let's get on with it. As you notice, I got my tooth in. So if I sound like Rich Foss. Anyways, Roth the Lying Sloth, the former Twitter executive and safety chief. The fuck's a safety chief at Twitter?

What's that? Keeps you from getting hit by bird shit? What is a fucking, what do they do that's so dangerous over there? Oh, I know, people putting hate on. You know, but people, ever see those shows? They interview people whose job it is to pull shit off the internet. And some of them go nuts, because

people post rapes, actual stabbings, I mean, animals being tortured to death. And it's their job to sit there and watch the shit to make sure it doesn't, and some people go cuckoo. I want that job. Anyways, the executive and safety chief

who played a key role in censoring the post-October 2020 expose on Hunter Biden's infamous laptop has admitted it was a mistake. What, more than 19 years later, you ballers? Yeah, more than two years later, actually. And why would we listen? Who gives a fuck what you think? I agree a thousand.

Yoel Roth, who was Twitter's head of trust and safety until he quit earlier this month because a real man who doesn't suck dick took over and likes pussy and is the richest guy in the world. Everything he hates and can't be. In the wake of Elon Musk's $44 billion takeover, confessed Tuesday that the company errored in restricting people from sharing the scoop. You think? Do you think, yo? But he's a really macho guy. I was was surprised this guy's pretty macho for somebody that works at twitter he reminds me of an athlete go ahead the morning of the hunter biden story in the new york post happened and it was weird right with

distance and with with what we know now we we forget some of the weirdness but do you remember the the laptop repair guy do you remember the laptop repair guy? Do you remember the uncertainty of the whole story? We didn't know what to believe. We didn't know what was true. There was smoke. And ultimately for me, it didn't reach a place where I was comfortable

removing this content from Twitter. Everything about it looked like a hack and leak and smelled like a hack and leak. No, I didn't, Fonzie. It didn't get there for me. He's a fag. And you blew it. You blew it. Let me get this straight. It didn't get there for you, but yet you did take it down. Do I understand him right? He said that it wasn't enough there to take it down, yet it was hidden. Because somebody made a call from the White House and said, what the fuck? Make sure this doesn't see the light of day.

And you can see how they're panicking now, the White House and the press, now that Elon's running things, that this was their main tool, man. They're shitting their pants right now. Tell me him and Dorsey weren't fucking in a 69 fucking hot tub. Is that possible, two guys? How does that work? I don't even want to think about it. I just did. Oh my god.

Mama. But it set off every single one of my finely tuned AP T28 Hack and Le leak campaign alarm bells. Apartment 28? Is that what you meant? What's he?

Asked if it was a mistake for Twitter to have blocked the story from being shared. Roth responded two years later, in my opinion, yes. Yes, it did. And you blew it. You blew him at the time twitter also locked the post out of its twitter account you guys realize this got biden elected i mean it's like hard cold facts now you do the math because they pulled democrats who said if they knew this and then you figure in the difference in pennsylvania that Trump lost by and all these real close

race. They put jerk off in the White House. He's illegitimate as the day is fucking long. And that doesn't even have anything to do with fixing the machines and all the mail and shit. You hear what I'm saying to you? How is it? Am I doing all right?

Can you? I'm all right. Feels like I can, not that I know this, but it feels like I got balls in my mouth. Also locked the post out of its Twitter account for more than two weeks because of, here we go, baseless claims that the expose on the trove of emails discovered on Hunt's laptop had used hacked information. And they were baseless claims. It wasn't hacked information. And remember all those guys, 51 guys signed on to it?

Remember FBI intelligence guys? Am I right? Yeah, that's 51 guys signed on to it? Remember FBI intelligence guys? Am I right? Yeah, that's what they signed on saying. It was Russian disinformation. So again, he's an illegitimate president. I don't give a fuck. Roth's comments come as must-tease the release of Twitter's internal files on the company's free speech suppression.

Roth was among the many Twitter employees to quit like a little bitch that he is and go home and gobble goo while he's watching Who's Your Daddy's Sister? What? Yeah, it's on NBC. To quit earlier this month after Musk took over as

CEO. Take this job and shove it. Right up your ass. The 51-year-old billionaire who was vowed to... You see how they're allergic to capitalist fucking... What do we call those guys? The Vanderbilts and the... Oligarchs. Not oligarch. That too. Wrong show uh something of uh industrial cap industrial you know i'm saying venture capitalists no no let's just let's just list all the words titans of something industry whatever anywhere anywhere anywhere but here on the Nick DiPaolo show. Can I talk normally? My point is, they're afraid of guys like this. Fucking smarter than the day is long, alpha males,

he'll fucking, you know, you're fucking around, you're fired, that type of guy. And that makes him bad in their world. Because they all want to live in a commune and share corn. Who has vowed to turn Twitter into a bastion of free speech, which he has, has been teasing the release of internal files about the decision for several days, arguing that the public deserves to know what really happened. God bless you. This is a battle for the future of civilization. That's not hyperbole either.

If free speech is lost, even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead, he tweeted Monday after vowing the files were soon to be published on Twitter itself. It's freedom, baby, yeah. I'm afraid this guy, him and Trump have stones like this. You understand that? But I guess the deal is when you're that high profile, if they whacked you, it'd be too obvious. But what would they care?

If we all knew it, what are we gonna do about it? I don't know man I'm not it takes stones folks. Don't don't ever take that for granted what what he's doing and what I'm doing here on the show Shut up Talk to myself. Look it, I laughed real hard and I got a tan. I got all fucking red. Hey, I dropped off a rug at Dallas' place last night. He got a new fucking apartment. Only in Savannah, man.

I would move in there tomorrow. Like older building, right? Just a beautiful little courtyard in the back and two big bedrooms upstairs with bathrooms off each. I mean, literally, I was telling Dallas, in New York City, first of all, people would kill for that fucker. I can't imagine. Probably, and I'm not exaggerating, probably 7,500.

I don't think I'm wrong there. You know, that place is awesome, dude. Two people, have five, six kids, get the fuck out of there. No, but it's on a street that looks like it could be in Manhattan, minus the homeless and the trash, right? All the built, you know what I mean? Nice neighborhood, trees on the, it fucking, this place is just, did I just tell everybody where I live?

That's right, Atlanta. The fucking 405 no what's fucking atlanta's area god damn it i should know that 404 oh i was off by a content 404 you're right see he knows that he's been all over the place i was stationed in a peach tree something let's move on to Donald Trump my boy Trump trashes, uh, what do we call him now yay? I Always want to say ye but it's Kanye Donald Trump last out at Kanye West who I'm tired of by the way. He's a nutbag. I'm talking about Kanye

For inviting notorious Holocaust skeptic and white nationalist Nick Fuentes, who the fuck, hey, what, who, to dinner at Mar-a-Lago, fuming that the rapper was trying to fuck him over, that's why I like him, by bringing the uninvited guest. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Has that ever been better? Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Has that ever been better?

Hates Jews. Hates Jews. You hear the sirens and that? Yeah. The expression, the expression. Oh, my God. Hold on. And I just want the eye doctor. The ex-president, 76, I wasn't even close, was totally blindsided by Fuentes' presence at the dinner.

See, I don't understand. I want to believe that. But it's Mar-a-Lago. He's a former president. He's got security up the ass. I got to believe you got to sign in and know who, don't you? I don't know. He was shocked by, you know, his presence at the dinner, which described, he described it as a total setup. A confidant speaking anonymously told NBC News, he tried to fuck me.

He's crazy. This is Trump talking about Kanye. He can't beat me. In what? Arm wrestling? Fucking, what are you, Parcheesi? What are you talking about trump said according to the source making an apparent reference to west oh his supposed 2024 white white house run i told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to fuck me

oh my god those two sound drops have never been more apropos. I know. I spent a week in France. I had two croissants this morning. I had two Croissants. Trump and West reportedly were supposed to meet one-on-one in the club's library. But Trump, eager to show off his celebrity guests to his paying club members,

this is a take, whoever's writing this puts that, mind your fucking business and do the article. You don't know what's in his head, you fuckstain. Hi, how are you? To his paying club members, decided to hold court on the club's main patio dining area. Okay. Alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, who I had on the show a long time ago,

who I actually like. Do we know if he's still straight? Remember he quit being a fag? Huh? I don't know. And you blew it! Well, he used to. You blew it. I like him personally. All right, provocateur, Miley Ann Apley, who is now working on West's campaign, boasted to NBC that he was the one who, Miley was the one who set up the dinner just to make Trump's life miserable.

Why, what'd he do to you? I wanted to show Trump the kind of talent that he's missing out on by allowing his terrible handlers to dictate who he can and can't hang out with. That's the talent? A fucking well-known white national?

Well, look, seriously, even if that guy is a white national, I don't know what the fuck he is. Let's say he is. How's that any worse than having the head of BLM to the White House or, you know what I mean? You get tentacles with whoever runs Antifa. Fucking fuck off. You want freedom?

That means both, you know, it goes two ways. I also wanted to send a message to Trump that he has systematically, repeatedly neglected, ignored, abused the people who love him the most. I'm not sure who he's talking about. The people who put him in office. I'm not sure who he's talking about. The people who put him in office. Maybe he's talking about January 6th. And that kind of behavior comes back to bite you in the end. Who would know better than you?

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In our FLA segment tonight. A cosmetic doctor in Naples, Florida, where my brother has a place, was found dead in a ditch with my brother on top of him. What? Greg. In a ditch with a gunshot to his head. After he was accused, oh, big deal, raping patients while they were sedated during medical treatments. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? Isn't it kind of creepy you're smart enough to get through medical school? That ain't easy. And then you're like, I can get away with this. You're raping me.

This is rape. It is not. It's Botox for your lips. This is just my injector. Yeah, that's exactly right. I had a whole joke about that too. Oh, Botox is botulism. That's what it is.

And I used to do a joke about Sarah Fawcett because she had worked, something about her being in the bathroom with a 12-year-old can of mushroom soup and a syringe. I don't know. But here's, the news cover this down in Naples. I don't know anybody who doesn't live in Naples.

Is there any room left? Oh, my God. Everybody I meet knows somebody. Here's the local story down there. Called out to do a welfare check for Dr. Eric Salata because his ankle monitor hadn't moved for eight hours. That's when deputies found his body. He doesn't look like a rig. Hi, you have reached the former number of Pura Vida Medical Spa.

This is what you'll hear if you call Pura Vida Medical Spa on 5th Avenue in Naples. We are closed indefinitely at this time. 54-year-old Dr. Eric Salata owned it with his wife. Earlier this month, he was arrested and charged for raping patients at his med spa. Two women said he gave them laughing gas, Xanax and alcohol, then forcibly had sex with them while they were blacked out. After his arrest, a third woman came forward with similar accusations. There he is. What the hell is that? Who the fuck's that? Oh my god. I the office though because they gave the number in the Attica and I heard this He saves he said he was doing a tummy tuck The first victim was 51 years old, which, okay. Well, the other one was 73.

Oh, you need laughing gas for that. Holy shit. What are you doing? What a crazy... Police also believe that Salada... Have you had the Salada? The Ensalada? Gave one victim tequila during the... Well, she was Mexican. he's being nice one victim told police that she had been given nitrous oxide by salada for a cosmedical medical procedure but when she regained consciousness she was shocked to discover the doctor having sexual intercourse uh with her what i mean what do you say if you're the doctor relax doctor. Relax. Rinse. What? She contacted police and underwent a sexual assault examination. She got a 73. Yeah, you see. A third victim came forward to police after he was arrested for, uh, over the first two alleged incidents. Salada was charged with two counts of sexual battery uh to a physically helpless person it's like hitting a defenseless

receiver helmet to helmet the medical spa was co-owned by salada and a guy named antonio soprano no uh and his wife oh boy a threesome. The social media and webpages for the business have been scrubbed from the internet. Really? Hello? Hello? I like to make an appointment. Anybody there? Hello?

Hello, lady? Lady? What are you? You're in Naples. I think everybody knows everybody in Naples. It's got that, you know. What are you? Honestly, what do you, you're in Naples. I think everybody knows everybody in Naples. It's got that, you know, what do you, what do you, honestly, what are you thinking? What the fuck? He, you can't just come out and like, he must have had a record for other shit, right? Or do you just get nuts? You get, you become, you know, they do think they got a lot of

But I like to see some footage of that Not for nothing. I'm just saying I don't believe it. I think he's a good guy. No, I'm good One of my favorite bits I ever wrote there was a guy like living in Queens doing He was doing like boob jobs and butt lifts and shit. And he wasn't even a fucking dog. He was like doing it out of his apartment in Queens. And he was like a fucking forklift driver from Lithuania. I'm not shitting you.

It was fucking... I had like five minutes on it. I go, first of all, he's doing it out of his apartment. You know, when you go to the doctors and you ring the bell, and I go, a pit bull looks out the window wearing a Met sweater. Pretty true. Then I go, then you come out of the anesthesia, you're laying on a ripped beanbag chair with an upside-down Mountain Dew bottle for an IV.

I've got to go back and look at that one. Anyways, our friend Joy Behar, former defensive tackle for the University of Michigan, had to backpedal. Behar backpedaling this week. I know this woman. I've known her for years. I don't know what the fuck. I mean, again, she's a New Yorker. They lose this. There's a strain of liberalism that comes out of New York that I can't, it's just insane. And she's got more insane over the years. And she was kind of funny on stage when she was doing, you know what I mean?

But that's what happens. She was kind of funny. If she was a fucking guy, you wouldn't even know who she is today. Nobody would ever give it her anything. But she was kind of funny. Because at that time, there were three other mediocre broads. So they'd jump all over her and give her this. She's filthy rich.

You know what? She gets paid for this for the last, I don't know how many years. And I'm sitting here, you fucking whore. Who's bitter? The View co-host Joy Behar was forced to apologize on Tuesday after claiming her tits were real. Good night, everybody. Look at that face. Look at that.

Where'd you find that? She is friggin' beautiful. Look at her, everybody. That's her coming. Yeah, exactly. You people. People who are listening to the show, we have the ugliest picture. Where you found that? I don't want to see any other.

You should put that up for everyone. Anyways, apologize on Tuesday. After claiming one day earlier, the Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett is a member of a hate group. Well, of course, because you disagree with anything. Now, here's my question. This is Joy talking. She is, you know, because you disagree with anything. Now, here's my question. This is Joy talking. She is, you know, a religious person.

She belongs to the People of Praise group, which the Southern Poverty Law Center has labeled them a hate group. And their founder has questioned the so-called separation of church and state, Behar, declared wrongly. Y'all fat fuck, look at you. That's a pretty good impression, though. Of me? Yeah. Yeah, I know. If I worked on that one, that was the first.

You're right. I could take the edges off that one, get some glasses, make that face. They believe that sex should occur only within marriage and, of course, between a man and a woman. Yeah, what a crazy idea you pig uh they've got very specific things that they believe she added the remarks came as progressives demanded coney barrett recuse herself from a case in which religious liberty and lgbt ideology clash critics have specifically cited coney barrett's connection to people of praise, a reason she must recuse herself. The Southern Poverty Law Center, and I don't know if you guys know who they are.

They used to be a little legit. Anything that's right of fucking, you know, of Joy Behar is considered a hate group. And even they said this wasn't a hate group. And even they said this wasn't a hate group. That's how far off the reservation and how quickly she wants to demonize people. The Southern Poverty Law, it's a fucking racket. I read half a book about it. I got tired.

But really, the guy who runs it is a crook. He's got houses everywhere. He's got a ton of money. Even people working for him are chasing him. He just labels everything a hate group that isn't liberal. And even they say, yeah, even they say that Coney Barrett, this group, is not a hate group. The Southern Party Law Center, in fact, does not categorize people of praise, that's the name of the group, as a hate group, Joy. Let's listen to her beautiful voice and her beautiful accent.

Before we get to hot topics, Joy, you want to clarify? Yes, I have to clarify something I said yesterday. I want to correct something I said on air when I stated that people of praise had been deemed a hate group. I just got them mixed up with another group. It was inaccurate. Yeah, which one was that? That's right that I should. I have to say, you know, sorry about that.

See, you see how much they hate to even apologize? That killed her. That fucking killed her. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it. When discussing Coney Barrett on Monday, The View co-host Sarah Haynes, I think she's supposed to be the righty on the show, right? Surprisingly disagreed with her co-host.

Why is it surprisingly if she's the righty on the show? Maybe she's not. I don't know. Disagree with her co-host on the issue of Coney Barrett's recusal. I am an avid LGBTQ ally. I love who they consider right-wing in New York. Bloomberg. Remember Mayor Bloomberg? I am an avid Liberace. He was a

right-wing hate. LGBTQ ally, she says, and supporter. And I believe in all of that, but I don't think she should recuse herself for that very reason. This is not a religious opinion, she said. They wouldn't understand that at the view, Ms. Haynes. You know that.

How about Behar, just ready to pounce, you know? Never said a thing about the people showing up in front of the justices' house right after that abortion ruling came down and threatening their life. Remember when a kid showed up, he had a gun and shit? They never said boo. Never said boo. Neither did Biden. Fucking twat. Mmm. Mmm. Nestle's quick. Remember that? They still make the strawberry shit? They have to. Black people still are.

Why would you say that? I don't know. I like the same shit they do. I drink fucking Sprite. I like cool cigarettes. I'm not shitting you. I don't smoke anymore. I have them with a coffee in the morning to get things moving. Mainly my wife. Get out of that fucking house. Anyways, guys and gals, anything in between, I'll be back on the road again because this is never going to end apparently. I'm on a treadmill for life telling dick jokes to drunk people at 3 in the morning. Fuck this. Here's where you can see me.

Enjoy Bayhouse bathroom tonight with a butcher knife. January 13th and 14th, comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky. Good, I can check that one. I've never done comedy in Kentucky. Have I? No. March 11 and 12, the Comedy Club of Kansas City in Kansas City, Missouri. I like this club. It's run by a comic, kind of a hippie. I like it.

It's just a meat and potatoes room, not that you guys give a fuck about. But it's just a nice square black room with a black curtain and a good sound system. You know what I'm saying? I really put out there like a $5 whore. April 21, 22, the Funny Bone, St. Louis and St. Charles, Missouri. You can get tickets to all these shows at kevinmcgillicuddy.org. At nickdip.com, click on the tour button, and you'll see pictures of my wife making apple pie. Speaking of people who love women in a country that's on the top of the feminist, Iranian, an Iranian guy, oh, I'm sorry, Iranian. Imagine that guy correcting. I would

have said, go fuck your sister if you haven't already mutilated her clit with a clamming knife. Oh, my God. Iranianians celebrating team's loss. An Iranian guy celebrating we beat Iran in soccer yesterday. Some guy celebrating that in Iran was killed. A man was killed by security forces, whatever those are, in Iran after he honked his car horn to celebrate the country's World Cup loss to the U.S., a human rights group said on Wednesday. Come on.

Come on, God damn it. We won. We won. Is that a picture of the guy who got killed? Yeah. I got a feeling it wasn't a gunshot. More like strapped to a recliner on the roof of a fucking... What would ever give you that idea?

Yeah, well, if they shot him, that's way better than what they do to most gay guys i mean this footage on on the internet pushing them off a rooftop you know how fucking mean that is i don't think it's that bad no i mean are you fucking kidding me? Where'd you find this picture? It's literally the first one that pops up when you actually search his name. I'm assuming that's a fuck. Well, it's the soccer fans. That makes sense. It is the worst sport in the history.

Not to play. Great sport. Poor people. You got a ball. I understand all that. Wandered into a bar yesterday again. Fucking 1 nil. Guys, I'm going to say this one.

Will you let me help you? I know it's the most popular sport. I can double it. You want to make it even more popular than it is? Shrink the field just a fucking little bit. You know what I mean? Just so the score's four to three, more four to three games.

You're not going to tell me that people love it, and I wouldn't like that. Anyways, and body checking. As a matter of fact, give them sticks and hose down the field and let it freeze. Anti-government protests erupted across the country following the defeat. Mehran Samak, 27, I made it Italian.

Samak, 27 was allegedly shot in the head at an anti-regime demonstration in Bandar Anzali Tuesday night, where I have a duplex with, again. After he rejoiced in the country's one-nothing defeat the iran human rights group said according to the bbc the alleged shooting came as iranians opposed to the country's murderous political regime took to the streets to celebrate the soccer team's loss to its longtime political rival in cutter t, which would be us. And here they are. Guys, don't take this for granted either. This is them protesting, which

it's safe to do as far right now it is in America. But here they are celebrating the loss. That's how much they hate their government. Did you hear the ladies doing that weird sound they do? Dallas, did you hear that when you were over there? You do? And they do that when? Happy, sad, both?

Mostly happy. Mostly happy. I just find it ironic they won't let women drive over there, but they'll let them imitate a broken fan belt. The post-game demonstrations erupted in support of the women's rights protest, rocking the nation. You guys heard about this. Sparked by the police custody death of a 22-year-old Masa Amini in September

before the much-anticipated soccer match, some anti-regime Iranians refused to support their nation's soccer team, saying it's a symbol of the Islamic Republic. Amini, an inspiring lawyer, that's her, was arrested by Iran's morality police, which is equivalent to, you know, I don't know, the ACLU over here, on September 13th for allegedly violating the country's strict hijab laws by wearing it in a way that made some of her hair visible so she should die and that a great country how do these fuckers hang on so long these

guys are right out of the goddamn Stone Age right out of the Bible how do they still takes a lot of balls to go out there that's how they catch you on camera next you know you're being loaded into a paper shredder that'll make you shut your mouth like andy kindler who's jewish he's uh yeah he goes uh we're kind of a nervous people yeah something about a holocaust makes you mind your P's and Q's for the next 50 years. He goes, want to get on the bus to Baltimore, the bus to Stuttgart.

A video obtained by BBC, a Persian show, Samak's Burial Wednesday. Well, this is fresh, huh? showed Samak's burial Wednesday. Well, this is fresh, huh? As mourners shouted the chant, you are the filth, you are the immoral, I am a free woman. That was my chant in high school.

A phrase that has become a rallying cry in the women's rights protest. The United State Department, the U.S. State Department, didn't immediately return the post request for information on the alleged shooting Wednesday, probably because Biden and his people kind of like it. Fucking cocksuckers. It's freedom, baby, yeah. It's freedom.

My ass, it's death over there. Finally tonight, boy, we're timing this out beautifully. We have a nice feel for it, don't we? Have a good weekend. Headline, you're the asshole. By the way, I got some good ones in on Gutfeld last night. Some nice

fat laughs. I should be making 12 figures. You're the asshole is the headline. Santa Claus may be beloved across the globe as the jolly fellow who brings gifts Christmas Eve night, but some are expressing different feelings for Kris Kringle. Let me guess, from the United States,

maybe? Anybody who wants to attack a tradition, a Christian tradition, right? That's all this is about. They have bad feelings for Kris Kringle. After turning into CBS's broadcast of the perennial Christmas classic, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Jack-Off Reindeer. Oh, is this your snowbank? No. Who are you? Well, actually, I am a dentist. A dentist?

Well, I want to be someday. Two fags fighting over a parking lot in the North Pole. As the 1964 stop-motion animated special, which is based on the book by Adam Reed, aired Tuesday night as part of CBS's holiday program. I'm surprised they even aired any now. Many viewers, again, took to Twitter

and again, probably bots, to label Santa as an asshole and an ableist. What? Nothing for you. He's an ableist and an asshole and an ableist. What? Nothing for you. He's an ableist and an asshole. Of course he is. He's a capitalist.

He's a white, older male. He gets shit done. No fucking horsing around. Doesn't care for this faggy worker with a red nose. Probably hitting the bottle. Doesn't care for this faggy worker with a red nose. Probably hitting the bottle.

Nobody wants a drunken reindeer. Or a water gun that shoots jelly. While Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has been a holiday classic, it takes this generation of faggots to complain about it. And staple annual viewing. Many viewers tuning in Tuesday night couldn't help but feel some hard feelings against Santa himself. Fuck you, mother!

That was Santa replying. Many couldn't help but air their grievances over the fact that Santa seemed to partake in Rudolph's bullying. Yeah, and he turned out to be the leader. That's Vince Lombardi and that's Paul Horning motherfucker uh bullying out until the very minute he needed his help who the fuck you people have to get a life you poor fucking victimized bitches from day one on this planet get out of here

leading the character earned some unfortunate nicknames online. I like Rudolph. These are some of the people online. And Hermie and the songs. But Dick, Santa, is a jerk who basically shows his hatred and disdain for anyone he feels isn't perfect. Tweeted one of you. And the doll doesn't belong in Misfit Island.

She has no issue like the other toys. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Somebody, can you... Took the time. We all know that that fucking doll has no nipples and a yeast infection. I'd like to inform my parents or someone that I was right. We all know that that fucking doll has no nipples and a yeast infection. I'd like to inform my parents or someone that I was right about 50 years ago when I told them Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was crap. Wrote Quentin Tarantino.

No, wrote another viewer. Just watched it for the first time in what, 45? Bullshit. It's crap, mean-spirited, essentially racist and ableablers santa's a prick other reindeers and elves assholes i think people are trolling the whole point of the goddamn story thank you very moral that's right oh my god are you not gonna bitch that he's white? I thought he was black, according to you people. Who's you people? You know who the fuck I'm talking about.

Yeah, you people. I miss Ross Perot. I watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. These are, again, people writing it. Every year. And every time I'm struck by how much of an asshole Sam is. Really? Yeah, you continue to watch.

Added some fucking jerk off who has no friends. Who gives a fuck what you think? Course he is. Boy, and again, that is an American classic. Anything, it's all going to, they're trying to get rid of it all. You know what I mean? Hey, I didn't hear any complaints. There's no blackouts.

Right? Or blackouts. Right? Or black anything. You know why, folks? It's the North Pole. They don't like that. Goddamn right. They're down here in Georgia with us. Anyways,

people took time to fucking complain about that. I took time to talk about it. Anyways, that is it. Again, don't forget Cameo.com if you want me to roast a friend or relative. Give them a real verbal zing, zing, zangler. Go to Cameo.com. Click on my profile. You guys think it. I will say it. You're very welcome. Have a great weekend. We'll see you back here on Monday. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody. great weekend we'll see you back here on monday take care hi good night everybody Oh, yeah. guitar soloサブタイトル キミノミヤ