The Nick DiPaolo Show - UFC 250 KO Stopped By FBI | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1910
Episode Date: June 16, 2026In today's episode Nick talks about Terror Attack Thwarted, Rosie Blabbers About UFC, Harvey Levin Defends Trump, Brazilian Woman Thrown To Death, Thrill Seeker Falls To Death, Feds Fed Up and an Aust...ralian Ref's Secret Symbol! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy! https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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Go dogs. Go dogs. A lot of color paper living up the street here.
Get away a little fist off.
Ladies. Farewell and a do to your Spanish ladies.
Farewell and I do to the ladies of Spain.
We're received orders to go back to Alabama.
Hi folks. On the Wifle Buckin, she is going to lose her shit.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I get here and I pull into the parking lot.
I thought I had something in my teeth, and I looked in the mirror, and I didn't have my teeth.
So there was nothing in there because I didn't have teeth to have them to be in.
How are you? Good to say you.
I looked like every hockey player.
I've been watching for the last month.
Oh, well, Dallas doesn't mind.
He says it feels better on the head of his cock.
How you doing, kids?
It's your toothless Uncle Bubba from Cell 261.
Welcome to the live lineup, boys and girls.
I don't know what a sign of old, which one's more, you know, a sign of dementia,
or just aging, I should say, missing your teeth or forgetting them.
It's like a, yes.
Yes, here's the answer.
It's a tie.
Anyways, welcome to the live lineup.
I went yesterday, by the way, to my doctor.
He wasn't there, but his assistant was.
And, of course, she had perfect teeth.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Really?
You're trying to make me feel like chat?
Just to make sure, because it hurts like a motherfucker when I put my teeth in.
But that's not why I didn't wear them today.
She's like, yeah, just don't, you know, when you're home,
I do. I go, they fucking hurt.
I'll go out to a bar and thank God for the alcohol and a couple of tile and all I'm all right.
But when I get home, holy shit.
It's like you girls taking off your bra at the end of the day.
Oh my God, I know how you feel almost.
Anyways, welcome to the live lineup.
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Oh, it's hard to talk without their teeth.
Today I'll be talking about my teeth.
And why Tootsie Rolls are not a good thing for babies.
What am I talking about today?
We got a terror attack.
This is a huge story.
As you know, I was filling you in how awesome UFC 250 at the White House was.
Well, there was a terror plot, apparently.
FBI broke it up.
And I go online for a second.
I don't know if I was on Facebook.
I don't know where the fuck it was.
But it wasn't TikTok.
It wasn't...
First 12 comments.
It's phony.
It's fake.
It is un-fucking real how you idiots
who still...
See, I'm preaching to the choir.
There's nobody watching.
Because they would never watch me
to learn anything.
They're like,
well, you're toothless, hillbilly.
I wasn't going to listen to you.
Who did that?
Oh, it's Norm MacDonald did that bit.
He goes,
when you missed it in the front tooth,
doesn't matter who you are.
He goes, you could be
a world-renowned
fucking virologist, speaking of
a convention of doctors.
And they're like, look at this fucking ass.
First ten comments.
Yeah, right, Trump.
Yeah, this is, yeah,
so I had to pipe in.
I don't go on X anymore
because I finally, people got it into my head.
There's nothing to gain from it, I guess,
apparently.
So I have two.
Facebook pages. I don't know which one I was on because I always found Facebook confusing,
especially when you had two pages. I don't fucking know which one I'm on. I don't care.
Who knows? Maybe I have some relatives out there who vote Democrat. I literally go,
hey assholes that are saying this is all fake and shit. You said that about Butler, Pennsylvania,
but you never, you never explained away the dead guy in the audience that got killed,
protecting his family. You never explained that away, did you? You fucking idiots.
And I guess the guy sitting in jail who had, you know, poked his gun at Maralago through the bushes,
I guess that was made up too, right?
How fucking deranged are, you cock suckers?
And I know I'm not talking to the right audience.
Please deliver that to anybody you know that votes different than you.
Say, the show I watch, Nick DePaula says, go fuck yourself.
Yes, he's toothless, but you should listen to him.
It's got one brain cell left in 11 teeth.
That ain't a discrimination.
Oh, boy, it just infuriated me.
We are on two different planets.
There's no way this ends good.
I hope I'm around to see it.
I think I'm going to be.
At how fast the degradation is between the two sides,
I think I'll be here.
You can't, there's no more.
It's worse than ever.
It's outright,
I don't know how the whole Democrat Party's not in fucking jail
for what they do.
That Hakeem Jeffries,
that Frankenstein looking
fucking half black mulatto fucking moron,
you are a sad sack of shit
I didn't realize you was soft too
I always thought you were like a hard guy from Brooklyn
until you became big on the scene
you're like a half a fag
that's how I feel
douchebag
come get me you fucking fuck
come on come on boy
come down my
try to out my
try to out my neighborhood
Andy's gonna fucking
cancel the show
I don't know why I'm like what the fuck you care
you're mad fucking
girls look at me or I look at girl. What the fuck? They don't. I'm 111. Look right through me now.
It's almost fun. Sick of being a piece of meat.
Anyways, Teresa O'Donnell, a quick clip of her. I don't know why she's still even relevant. She was
retarded when she was relevant. Who cares what her politics are? Angry carpet muncher.
Harvey Levin, you know who he is?
PMZ, Jewish, gay, lawyer.
I like him.
I fucking like him.
He's just, I know, he's got all those young guys and girls working for him.
It's kind of funny because he's in great shape.
Because you know, he's at the gym every day in West Hollywood.
I know it.
He's a liberal.
He lives in Hollywood.
He covers show business.
I think he's a little.
But he thinks the left is so mental.
He was defending Trump about, you know, Trump even having the balls to put on that UFC fight.
And the left going crazy.
And he's like, who do you think you are?
He's actually defending Trump.
A Brazilian woman, did we do this story or not?
We didn't get to it, did we?
Bungie jumping, you're not going to believe it.
Obviously, the way I'm explaining it, you know it didn't end good.
I still, to this day, can't believe it.
You know, she didn't survive.
But how it happened is still like I can't even register.
Australian reference.
Ray is being accused of being a Nazi because he went like this during a match.
You people on the left, I can't wait until it goes down.
You're so fucking crazy.
If you're distracted by shit like this, we are going to fucking murder you.
We're just going to go out there and go like this.
Hey, look, and then spray you with fire.
You'll all be going, he's a...
Anyways, and we got a great footage of a bicycle crash that made me laugh so goddamn hard.
I called everybody I knew woke him up.
and said, did you see this?
So that's the show.
Have you been watching Cape Fear?
It is a series now on, I forget.
Netflix?
Paramount. I don't know.
Did we need that?
Huh?
Did we need that?
Well, is this, yeah.
You and I don't, but there's people who,
I would have liked, they use, what's his name,
the guy that was in, you'll get.
I never can remember his first names.
His last name's Bartum, Bartem.
The guy, Javier.
Yes, no country for all men, right?
That guy. He's playing Max Cady.
So he's Hispanic, and he's got his Hispanic accent.
And he's one of these Hispanics who fucking...
He's been in Hollywood for 30 years.
He still can't speak English.
So he's the Max Cady.
No, Max Cady's supposed to be a southern white piece of trash.
De Niro, nobody'll top it.
I mean, the original one was great.
with Robert Mitcham.
It was great.
Gregory Peck was in it.
It was so good that Scorsese did it over.
And De Niro is terrifying in it.
And this is when he had a mind.
And he got in scary shape.
Remember the shape he was in this motherfucker?
He had like negative body for that.
He was a scary.
Anyways, so now it's a series.
And Bardam is playing Max Katie.
And you got,
Oh my God, who's playing the lawyer?
And the original movie, he comes out and he goes after his lawyer.
One lawyer, male guy.
You know, in the original movie, the guy, Max Katie, goes, you know, to jail for like 25 years.
And it turns out that his defender, the lawyer, hit evidence.
I mean, that would have proved his innocent.
So he came out and fucking wanted to kill him.
It's a great.
In this one, it's a couple, of course.
Can't just be a male lawyer, right?
And his wife, who the fuck's the wife?
She's like famous, and I can't even remember.
Great actress, too.
Anyways, he's terrifying them.
But he's got a Hispanic accent.
And like Darren Crowder said, he's in it too much.
In the movie, you know, Max K.
would pop up every once in a while, which made it even more creepy.
It's like the shark and jaws.
But in this one, he's in a lot.
lot of scene, but you've got to do that. If it's going to be, you know,
it's about, I think it's 10 or 12 episodes total. So we watch
like the first three or four. It's all right. Again, I watch TV
different than everybody else. My poor wife, I feel bad for I have to
stop it and I can see her rolling her eyes and I go into a 10 minute
op-ed. I go, I'm waiting for you to fucking say it first.
I don't believe that you believe me and you've known me for 30 years.
I want you. You did that you're making progress the other night.
pointed out of the tranny on Jeopardy before I did.
I want you.
But she's like, I know.
I just ignore it. Well, then how can you
believe what you're...
It's just the wife is the
genius. The husband's a fucking
the same. The hatred for men
from women, the left-wing
women in Hollywood, the hatred, you can't
even measure it.
I mean, this is going on 40 years
of this shit. Men are stupid and fucking
they're just, they're bitter
this, they say a woman scorn, give me a fucking Jew brought in Hollywood who has power at NBC.
I'll show you somebody fucking, oh, just, anyways.
So it's entertaining enough, you know.
And for people who had never seen it, you'll like it.
And you people who don't know the difference, we really, I wish, I want to do a show, like I said,
watching movies or watching TV with Nick, with me sitting next to you.
and you're like a class
and I pause it and go, anybody?
Bueller?
Anybody see the lesbian angle?
Raise your hand?
Of course the daughter's a lesbian, by the way.
Even my mom, I'm talking to her in a nursing home.
Well, they call it, we call it a garage.
But she's telling me about these series.
She goes, I'm watching this great series.
There's a couple other ones I started to watch it.
I really enjoy until they started with the men kissing each other.
other and and I go come on my little ass fucking don't hurt nobody
well I don't know you dirty homosexuals anyways yeah so uh I you know watch it
it's corsese and oh by the way Ann Spilberg a couple of guys who produced it
unbelievable huh that's about all I got let's get right to it I guess I ate a
pork chop of these teeth last night it's so good in a fortune underrated
And you get that one and a half inch pork chop, it's pinker than you, you know, budding rabbit's nose.
UFC Freedom 250, knockout, avoided.
I can't talk, missing a tooth.
I talk better with a fake teeth.
The FBI thwarted an explosive drone attack against Sunday's UFC Freedom 250 event
on the White House South Lawn and have already taken five suspects into custody.
And right away, online again, people going,
it's not necessarily left-winger's,
and there is a divide between far right,
like elitist conservatives, you know, who hate Israel and shit.
But not to, once you read what, you know, what this is about.
The multi-phase terror attack allegedly involved using an explosive-laden drone aircraft.
That's what's scary right there.
to strike buildings in the vicinity of the event,
sparking mass panic.
This is what they wanted to happen.
Excuse me?
Sparking mass panic and driving the fleeing crowd toward a sniper team
poised to pick them off.
This could have been horrendous.
A second wave of attackers then allegedly planned to storm the White House gate.
Are you fucking kidding me?
How are you going to do that?
I understand the people run in from the gunfight.
You don't think the White House would be surrounded or loaded with...
Is this Polish terrorist?
The Bureau learned of the plot on June 10th.
Executed a search warrant in Cincinnati.
I wonder if my brother knows that.
He's in the area now.
Beautiful condo, bastard.
Where the first arrest was made.
Some of the alleged suspects traveled to Fredericksburg, Virginia,
on June 12th or 13th to make preparations for the attack
upon investigating a suspect's iPhone authorities found at least 23 users of encrypted chat app signal
involved in discussing parameters of what could have been a devastating terror attack in the heart of the nation's cap
I was thinking that the whole time everybody I mean the minute they announced this that's why you're going to love Trump
this is after attempts on his light and he's like fuck you dude you know and not only
they don't even mention the article.
Like I mentioned yesterday, the ellipsist, whatever they call it,
had 80,000 people watching like five different huge screens.
A suspect told investigators the goal of the attack,
now this is from a suspect,
was to target capitalist elites and billionaires and politicians.
That's why people thought, and this is an angle that they might be right.
But it's not right.
He's like the jerkoffs that love the guy that shot the insurance guy,
the Italian kid, Luigi pasta, pasta,
Manjione. That's right. Chuck's fucking sick nephew.
Yeah, Mangioni. People said it's made, you know, those rich white kids.
But they're not smart enough to do something like this. But it'll be that type of people, if it is.
Makes sense because they hate billionaires and politicians. Any politicians, but this is what gives it away, who received money from the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee. That's APAC.
So that tips off your hand right there.
It could be like white kids from Columbia.
You know, that ilk, but also,
not as well be a fucking dirty.
You know what.
The high-profile combat sports extravaganza coincided with President Trump's 80th birthday.
And that's the other thing I keep forgetting about,
that this guy's 80.
He does this, gets up the next day,
jumps on a plane to the G7 with about four hours sleep.
Let me, you guys have no idea, the ones that.
you guys are like in your 40s.
No fucking idea how you're going to feel even 10 years from now.
80.
And they have the nerve.
They go, he's not fit for the...
He's more fit to do this anybody in the country.
Nobody else could do this.
Not even a 22-year-old.
Because they won't have the work ethic, number one,
or a 38-year-old, whatever you're going to be to be president.
They wouldn't have his work ethic.
Wouldn't have his track record, his brains.
Oh, my God.
So it was around Trump's birthday, right?
Sunday.
He was 80.
The people right around the ring there, and all the people included, 4,300 people, including 1,300 people, including 1,200 active duty service members.
So that's a wrong crowd to pick on.
And like I said, the ellipsis, the 80,000 people, which is, I don't know if they're a mile or two miles away.
I don't know how close that is.
Huh?
It looks close.
Yeah, it's part of the property.
Yeah, it's part of the property.
there you go.
So anyways, that's huge news.
Now you're going, well, who did it?
What's it?
And they're not going to, and I agree with this.
You don't, you can't fucking,
they got five of them in custody,
but you can't let people know who they are.
Then they know, oh, they're onto us.
You know what I mean?
I do understand that.
Of course, the idiots are going on the left.
No, tell us any, of course.
Yeah, he hasn't been very transparent.
He had fighters in the goddamn,
Oval Office.
Unbelievable.
If you get a chance, I'm sure they'll show that again.
They got fucking the fighters like walking out and you get to see the White House.
It's, I don't know who comes up with this shit.
He's got other things to do.
But whoever's doing it is insanely efficient.
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Depending on, I love writing home, folks.
I've got to be honest with you.
I love working on this fucking book.
Only because it's my life and shit.
It's not going to be.
an auto, well, a lot of it's going to be autobiographical.
But it's not, you know, it's not like Bill Clinton's, what was it called?
Stinky fingers.
Stinky cigar.
What was this thing called?
Astray Twat?
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I sent a page or two to the Crowder.
He was laughing at my book.
He goes, it's Jesus, not bad at all.
I go, what am I fucking retarded?
I do have a way with words.
He goes, not bad at all.
He goes, he goes, oddly sweet.
Then he goes, yeah.
Okay, tough guy.
Oddly sweet.
How am I supposed to describe my first love?
Yeah, she was a whore.
She wasn't.
let's move on to this girl
woman guy, whatever it is, who I hope, again,
I've been wishing tit cancer on her for about
25 years now. She has no tits.
So there is cocky cancer. I learned that
watching Donnie Brasco.
Do you remember?
El Pacino.
I got cancer to prick.
He's in the car with Johnny Debt.
What? Yeah, I'm in the record books.
Cancer the prick.
first guy to have it
you ever seen Bill Hay to do
but she oh my god
ring around the Rosie
pocket full of shut the fuck up
I came up with that folks
do you believe it
twat
this is me writing it by the way
you can pretend it's
I got it offline but it's me
it doesn't sound like me
but I had to let you know
twat Rosie O'Donnell
weighs in on UFC Freedom 250
which is what she weighs ironically
why anyone
cares what this carpet munching, depressing, unfuckable,
hateful, clit-biting, bitter, unhappy piece of human garbage thinks
is beyond me, but it has to stop.
She has recently had like a face-face lift.
Who am I to talk? She's probably watching that. No, she's not.
It's so funny because when she was famous, I did her show and shit.
You know, but see what happens when a dyke,
first of all, they make her famous.
any straight woman with a face like that
and that, you know,
would have never seen the light of day.
But again, she had a slight sense of humor.
And they made her famous,
which makes me laugh when gay people and black people
and whatever women, oh, we have to work twice as hard to become fit,
which is, it's just the opposite.
Go to a fucking audition.
There's 52 guys that look like me,
two Asians, one black,
who do you think has a better chance?
chance if they're considering other races
other than white.
That's neither here or there.
Anyhow, so they, TMZ,
no, was it TMZ in this one?
They caught Rosie O'Donnell. She's in New York,
I guess. She had a yeast infection. She left here
20 years ago in a fucking
two-bedroom.
And somebody asked her
about UFC 250
at the White House. And here's
her ugly fat response.
Do we have to, we have to give your opinion on the U.S.
How about this guy wanting a picture with her?
He probably doesn't suck a giant black, vainy cock, does he?
You fucking scumbucket.
Yeah, we have, that's right, the girl from TMZ, she's 14, but, yeah, no, I know.
It's funny because that was my reaction.
Like, why do we have to, why is she still being asked anything?
You know what I mean?
Picture somebody that hateful.
against Biden or, you know, like me.
They'll be like asking me, sorry,
wasn't faming us,
although TMZ did call about the incident in Dallas at that bar.
Anyhow, this is her answering,
and she does look better.
Again, thank God they're shooting her from 11 blocks away.
She just looked like the guy she's standing next to.
She does look better, but she's just as retarded,
and again, I hope she has cancer.
Go ahead.
It happened as the White House over the weekend.
It was disgraceful and embarrassing,
and he should be ashamed of,
himself for doing it.
Did you hear about the
fighter who called Michelle Obama
man?
Yes, and that's exactly
what Trump is and that's exactly
Yeah.
That's what got on to her
fucking giant hairy balls.
One of the fighters after the fight
and was stupid.
He's like, he beat the
he won his fight.
He kicked the shit out of somebody.
He's got a thing on
and he goes,
Hulk Hogan is God,
like a 14-old boy would.
How cold?
He goes, Hulk Hogan is my God
or second to God, whatever.
And then Joe Zahn
interview and at the end he goes,
I just got one thing to say,
Michelle Obama is a man.
Am I right, America?
And like, it was just weird, awkward.
You know what?
Yeah, and it was stupid.
I mean, but you know what?
I'll defend that with my life.
That's the beauty of this fucking country.
And this stupid cunt, excuse my language.
That's what got under her cry.
I bet you wouldn't even have asked her.
Go ahead, Rosie, a piece of ass.
What his fans are.
racist, homophobic, un-American.
Pause.
I love how the left, you're racist, homo...
Who do you fucking think you are?
Especially, you're from Long Island, you're Irish.
Yight, not too racist.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I love how they do that.
You're racist, homophobic?
How do you know?
You don't even know me.
They'll say that to you the minute they meet you,
and if you say something a little off-color.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Most of the people I know,
and I want to say this to them.
Certain comedian that I have racial differences with, white, preckles.
I feel like going, do you have any thoughts of your own,
other than the ones that have been drilled into your head in college
and by your PC parents and shit?
Got any opinions that you formed by living life?
Or do you?
And you just hide them because they don't like them in your industry.
Might be a smart move.
Wouldn't be commenting on TMZ clips like me.
But listen.
All right, back to douche, fuck.
Can you give advice to parents
who are dealing with children
who might be in a similar situation
to your daughter?
Just do your best and love them.
We appreciate you both.
Thank you so much.
Ciao.
What are we in Rome?
Chow, she goes,
that reminds me, lunchtime.
Ciao.
I like, although that question was good
because her kid is fucked up.
Her kid hates her.
I think she's a drug addict
or whatever the fuck.
Don't sue me.
I thought it says what I read.
So I'm surprised they brought
that up. Just love him
and I guess apparently you didn't.
How about that?
She didn't want two mommies.
She would have been better off
if you like Dick.
I'll say it again.
Nah, I want him tired.
Anyways, Rosie again, I hope you find a lump.
Oh, shut up, Hooper.
Quit, take it easy. Don't put that much pressure on.
Oh, shut up. Hold on a little bit. Don't tell me my business, boy.
Lib's eating libs tonight.
A Lids eat and Lillips Eat and Lib's Sackben.
Harvey Levin, who was a bit of a lefty.
It's a bit of a lefty.
Oh my God, this is embarrassing.
I like him.
I like him.
I'd like him if I met him.
He's got a good sense of Yuma.
He's a lawyer and a TV producer.
All that shit, Jewish.
And like I said, he's always in great shape
because, you know, you know he's trying to get blown at
at the fucking,
You know what? Planet Fitness on Santa Monica.
Anyways, he's a bit of a left.
He defended Donald Trump and gives the elitist assholes
the ones who are criticized in Trump, like douchebag we just showed,
for having the UFC match.
They just pissed at them.
You know why they're pissed?
They can't do any of that themselves.
None of it.
They never had real jobs like Trump did.
You can say all you want about Trump.
He was up fucking working 18 hours a day.
And he wasn't sitting in office all the time.
He was fucking in places with guys
of laying bricks and shit because he liked it.
And even Harvey's had it with the elitist left.
And this was his response to them
after them criticizing Trump for the UFC fight thing.
I want to talk about Donald Trump.
But before I do,
I want to say something about the UFC fights last night at the White House.
The people who are complaining that this is
beneath the dignity of the White House
are such elitists.
It's just shocking to me
that every president
has held events at the White House.
There have been presidents
who loved plays, and
people have put plays on at the White House.
Gay ones. There has been opera at the White House.
There have been great singers at the White House.
And the reality is,
fighting is part of American culture.
Like it or not?
Millions and millions of people like it.
And Donald...
And that's a gay Jewish.
Bushfell is saying that. So why don't you guys get on board, you dochebags who, you know, like Antifa, think you're tough guys, but you're really chicken shit.
Anytime Antifa people, we've seen them square off like seven or eight Trump fans and they always get destroyed.
Go ahead, Harvey. I'm sorry.
Trump gave them access to the White House last night with an event that aligns with what goes on in American culture.
is huge in America right now.
I love it.
And people loved it.
A lot of people didn't,
but a lot of people did.
And the idea of saying,
this is beneath the dignity of the White House.
Pause.
The people that didn't like it
are the people that make everything political
in their lives.
Otherwise, they don't have lives.
If they didn't have us first, you guys,
they'd have nothing.
That's their cause.
They got nothing else in their lives.
They see everything through politics.
Just look since Trump gets into it, they bleed it into everything.
From fucking eating pizza to fucking dancing to the teens you love.
They just empty inside.
Filled with hate.
But go ahead, Harvey.
I think just speaks to how out of touch people are thinking that, yeah, we can hold events at the White House that are culturally things that I sign off on, but not things I don't.
That is intolerant.
What happened at the White House last night was.
fine. It was better than fine. It was a
display
of
efficacy, if you will.
I mean, not a hitch
in the program. Not a hitch.
And that's a big thing to put on. And I mean, it went down
like, well, it went down like, you know,
Ilya, the guy who was favorite to win the big
light. And my boy, Justin, Justin.
Justin, I want to meet you, man.
I got to get back in touch.
I got to get back in touch with Rogan
just to meet Gachy.
I love all those guys. I like
Daniel Cormier, the fucking
guy who does a lot of the
good dudes.
And the fact that
Trump got all the people
who loved UFC,
a lot of them, young males
voted for him. There was that connection.
And have you seen
Baron Trump, by the way? He's one who told his dad
to go on Joe Rogan.
Baron, you know how he had that fucking weird
kind of vampire
Dracula look with a hair?
Now it's normal.
It's kind of hanging in his face.
The fucking broads are going to eat this guy alive.
Unbelievable.
And he, I think he's super smart.
He has to be.
Melani is no dummy.
She only speaks like six languages, you know?
Anyways.
Let's move on to Ropa Dope.
This is just, I have to show it.
Again, when I do the show,
I like to keep it funny light,
but when something like this show, it's like, no, this is interesting.
Maria Eduardo Rodriguez de Freitas, that's her there.
Fell 131 feet to her death from a bridge in Brazil on Saturday.
This is, I would, again, this is my daughter.
There'd be a gun in my mouth that night.
A gun in somebody else's mouth.
The fatal incident allegedly occurred after staff conducting her bungee jump.
Forgot to attach a safety cord.
Keyword forgot.
I'll give you my opinion.
Six people have been arrested in connection with De Freitas' death,
including three men arrested at the scene.
A video posted on social media showed the moment that DeFritas 21 was carried by a staff,
staff members toward the edge of the bridge and thrown over while wearing a helmet.
The helmet part makes me laugh too.
It's like skydivers wearing helmets.
It's hilarious to me.
Kenny Rogers had a great bit of buddy.
He goes, well, if they're going to wear a helmet and you're a skydive.
I mean, put a big point on it at least.
So this is right before she dies.
I just...
Anyways, go ahead.
It's not crap for anything.
It's just sad.
This video shows the moment when three guides lifted Maria, Eduardo.
Witnesses reported to the military police that the student was launched without
a safety rope and fell from a height of 40 meters.
A PM helicopter was called for the rescue,
but the young woman died at the scene.
After she fell, a witness filming pointed to the rope left behind on the ground.
Why didn't you point to it?
You noticed it after?
I guess.
But then again, you can't really blame him.
He might think, oh, he doesn't know if that's an extra rope.
I don't know.
But you might want to question it.
I'm not saying it's his fault.
and shouted, guys, the rope.
Imagine her hearing that.
Witnesses alleged to Brazil's military police
that DeFratas was thrown without a rope
fell about 131 feet.
A police helicopter was called for rescue,
but DeFretas died at the scene.
She was alive, by the way, when they got to her.
A nurse said.
That's even sicker.
DeFratus, a physical education and sports management graduate,
had bought a guided tour with a rope jump
from the top of the disused skeleton bridge.
She put this post on like Instagram
before she minutes or a day before or whatever
before she did the jump.
Who was the crazy person who let me jump off a bridge?
She allegedly joked on her Instagram stories
before the fatal fall.
Her fiancee became ill when he arrived at the scene of her death
and had to be taken to an emergency room.
DeFratas' social media profile was later taken
down. Now, guys, there's no way we're going to know. But if it was just one person there or even
two, you know, running this company and maybe there's young guys are so attracted to her
and get distracted, you know what I mean? But there's three guys, right? Not counting the guy
filming it? Am I right? Four? I'm sorry. I hate to be that cynical guy. You don't know. One of those
sick fucks, or maybe they all, they're like,
Imagine if we didn't.
There's people out there like,
I know right now you're going, oh, come on.
Bullshit.
I just don't believe four adults,
and they aren't young adults.
I don't believe that would have slipped their mind.
I said to Dallas, again, my cynical side.
She probably died.
I tried to sleep with one of the guys on order.
He tried to sleep with her like the night before at some bar.
And then he says to his buddies, fuck her.
Again, speculation, very sick on my part.
I just find it hard to believe.
How many things?
What's the checklist when you throw somebody off a bridge with a bungee?
I don't know.
At the top would be rope.
I like to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Either way, you're retarded, and you're going to jail.
It's going to be manslaughter or at a minimum or whatever.
Excuse me, woman slaughter, can we say?
I'm surprised they haven't jumped on that one yet.
So what a waste of a life that you.
She was smart and, you know, I mean, again, am I saying this if it's Rosie O'Donnell?
Absolutely not.
I'd cut the rope for that fat fuck.
But I thought this is related, so I put it right after.
This story is called Death Wish Granted.
A record-breaking Daredevil who performed along Madonna at the Super Bowl.
What is that?
46, I think.
Yeah.
Right?
The Roman numerals.
446 halftime show got crabs from her just being near.
Now, is one of two men who died in a base jumping accident near Moab, Utah, over the weekend.
Bad day for jumping off shit.
I fell off a ladder trying to kill a squirrel with a hammer.
Andy Lewis, and I remember this fucker, best known for setting a high line record,
480 feet above Las Vegas in October of 2013
died during a tandem jump with another diver
Sunday in Mineral Bottom, Utah.
During the tandem jump, something went wrong, you don't say.
And both men suffered fatal injuries,
the sheriff's office said in his statement.
The second victim described only as a man
about 50 years old has not yet been public
identified. Lewis
final Instagram
video. I don't know. Maybe
Instagram's a hex.
Posted Sunday not long
before his death showed him doing a flip
off a cliff
in the desert outside Moab.
These guys, I, and I
do believe this. I think they
part of them has a little bit of a death wish.
I know they get a rise from it.
It's a rush. All that shit.
I jump from a
76 foot cliff in high school with bad shoulders and it scared the shit out of me to the point
where I never did anything like that. Most people that do that, I want to do it again. It scared
the fucking shitter. And the fact that one of my shoulders came out because I went in like this,
the last thing I want to do is land on your face, right? So I'm doing this. Of course my buddy
goes in just like a lawn dock, not even a splash. And the shoulder, luckily popped.
in back out, but I had two bad shoulders.
That's when I had to get surgery after that was the final thing.
And the doctor asked me how I did.
He goes, you fucking nuts.
He literally said, you fucking nuts.
He goes, both of your shoulders come in right to the bottom.
And I said, bullshit.
My buddy was sitting there on one of those rubber ducky things floating with a thing
a six-packer, you know what, old English.
I was fine.
But, yeah, show this fucking guy.
He just, he loves the ride.
Are you fucking dog styling me?
That's the music, by the way.
It's going to make me get a rifle and unload at them all.
Look at this fucker.
I dot, boy, heights with me.
I am not good with heights.
Even when they show, they'll show high divers
and they'll have the camera up there.
And I'm talking these guys back in,
it was on
wide world of sports
in the 70s
they would be on a ladder
160 feet
and doing a fucking
into a pool
but they had the camera up there
and it would make me
you know what I mean
it gave you that
it goes it starts right into my balls
right where the tain is
and it you know what I'm saying
it's like and it tickles me right up through
trying to find another way to get that feeling
but wife sprained
sprained her wrist
anyways
guys, yeah, look at this crazy fuck.
I had the perfect sound effects, too.
I'm working on that, folks.
I've got to find another program that jives with the fucking, you know.
Lewis was originally from California, relocated to Moab,
where he picked up the stage named Sketchy Andy.
That's what I call my wife when she comes home late.
For his death-defying stunts.
He appeared on an episode of Andy Griffith,
so he looks good for his age.
No, of Red Bull's ultimate rush.
Well, that explains it in 2016.
Listen to this, where he attempted a high line walk between, oh, my God.
He's just nuts.
He attempted a high line.
Let's walking across like that between two air balloons,
4,000 feet in the air.
Did he have a parachute with that one?
He had to, right?
Then people go, what a pussy.
At the time it was dead.
he held a Guinness World record for the stupidest motherfucker alive.
Only second to the fucking guy that used to tease
alligators.
Crocodile man. What's his name?
Steve Irwin.
Ever seen No McDonald on the Daily Show? Tell him that story,
John Stewart.
Ah.
People upset.
He goes, yeah, the guy that
used to tease crocodiles get killed.
He goes, you know who's really fucking mad?
The crocodiles.
Because the guy was killed by, he goes by a faggy fish or something.
You know the crocodiles are going, hey, you know that crocodile?
He died.
Who got him, Frank?
No.
I had one joke about it.
People were going, they were in shock that he died.
I go, the guy used to tease crocodiles and you're in shock.
That's what he did for a living.
I mean, if he was driving a bread truck, you know.
You should be in shock, you know what I mean?
It's about to laugh at God at the clubs, too.
I mean, yeah.
Anyways, so he, oh, he also did a Guinness record for slack rope.
That's when you try to hang somebody, you get too much rope,
and they land on their feet safely, and you're like,
motherfucker, get back on that chair, Tyrone.
Anyways, on a slack rope, walk above waterfall in Moldejiang City, China.
It's a beautiful city.
It's a beautiful city.
A lot of walls, I don't like walls.
I love him.
Video two.
Here he is in Vegas in 2013, walking a slack line.
I think it's safe to say you had a death wish, huh?
Evil caneeble.
He's still my favorite.
You know this guy's Dallas throwing now?
I saw two guys I've never heard of last night.
I found them online.
I don't even know if it was the pie.
I don't know who they were.
They weren't even starting pictures.
He's throwing 103, a couple different ones.
once again, as my dad used to say,
we perfect everything in this country.
You're not going to face anybody in a few years
that throws under 100.
It's insane, man.
Finally, not finally, but here's another story.
Fed's a fed up.
An ice agent in New Jersey was struck by a van
driven by Bernie Sanders and two other whores.
No, by fleeing suspect
and open fire on the vehicle.
Striking it with several, striking it several times.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, said the new iPad.
You believe this shit?
They're trying to run over of fucking ice guys now?
That's what it had to be.
That's why he shot at him.
Here's this, here's some video.
The police department communication center getting a report of an incident.
This is over on Route 72 near Mermaid Drive, where ICE was apparently attempting to apprehend a suspect.
The suspect got into a vehicle, ran in.
to a vehicle there, drove off and reportedly hit the ice agent who fired their weapon.
We'll keep you updated once again as we gather more information.
You do that, Chet.
Channel 11, we're on your side.
Hey, thanks.
The incident happened around 9.30 a.m. yesterday near Mermaid Drive and Stafford Township,
Manahawken section.
It's always dead Indian names.
About 60 miles east of, uh,
Ho Chimen, my feathers are dead.
60 miles east of Philly,
as the agency was trying to capture a dirty suspect.
ICE has not released a description of the suspect,
you know, because he's probably brown and doesn't belong here,
or revealed whether the driver was injured.
The outlet reports the van's back window
may have been blown out when the agent fired his weapon.
Now, how was that a maybe?
Right, Dallas?
I was about to say there's a lot of speculation going on in this article
in no absolute.
Were you even there?
What did you make it up in the men's room
on the way to work, you fucking clown?
The window was either blown out or it wasn't.
Well, I saw a glare thing.
It was not immediately clear
why the suspect was being pursued.
Vehicle attacks against ICE.
Listen to this.
Agents haven't surged a little bit.
How about more than 30, 200%
since President Trump took office
for a second term,
meaning he's doing a job.
You don't have attempts, and this is what the left do.
They'll take that and go, look.
Look, how many people are almost getting killed?
Yeah, because they're trying to clean up a mess you made.
You a fuckhead.
Since Trump took office for a second term,
an alarming uptick that federal officials have blamed on radical rhetoric
from sanctuary politicians,
and they're right on the money there.
Between January 21 of 2025 and January 7th of this year,
agents reported 66 attacks compared to only two during the same period in 2024.
According to DHS data provided to the post, American Express just sent me something saying $10 a postage expense.
Well, somebody's doing their work.
A little Asian kid mailing out the fucking shoes he just made.
Finally tonight, or maybe not, I don't know.
Sort of ripping through this shit.
Okay, prove it.
It's the headline.
The Australian referee at the center of the World Cup hand gesture controversy,
just think about that sentence,
has responded after calls to have him sacked from the tournament.
This is why I hate soccer.
I hate everything it represents.
It represents political correctness,
which is, well, tyranny, running rampant in Europe,
and you bring that shit over here with your silly rules.
and kids growing up here believe in that shit
and this only
you know it's insidious
keep your faggy sport the fuck over where it belongs
where you people take shit
from everybody in the world and wait for us to save you
I can't believe how they're pushing this shit
people are excited about it
like do you guys buy everything
that is it
because it's on TV
it's fucking has to be great I don't
it is the worst spectator sport
and I'll make this argument
Yeah, you've already heard it.
Sean Evans, who was filmed in the review box, the review box, I guess that's a replay box.
Look, he is doing it.
Oh, my God.
It's like a fucking Hitler.
Before Germany's opening game against Kierakau on Monday morning was accused of making a white power symbol, after appearing to make a circle with his fingers.
I love how the left decides.
It's incredible.
I don't know how we got here.
In 2019, the gesture with thumb and forefinger
touching in a circle.
And the other fingers outstretched
was designated as a hate symbol
by the New York-based
Anti-Defamation League,
also known as ADL.
ADL is a problem.
And it's why, like the Tucker Carlson's,
I believe in the Kansas always into the world,
I have trouble with Jews.
It's just my opinion.
I could be way off.
But it's the only problem I have with Jews.
I don't know why they think they did determine what's fucking hate.
And, you know, then it gets put into law, hate, you know.
It was a hate crime.
You know, I didn't hear that phrase once during the Carmelo Anthony thing.
Did you?
When he stabbed the kid to death in the tent at the track meet, did you hear?
I didn't even hear hate crime.
It might have.
I'm just saying I didn't hear it.
Like it would have if it was versus the races.
the referee who's being accused said,
I would like to clarify that I did not intentionally make a hand gesture
or symbol to communicate a message, affiliation, game, or belief of any kind, he said.
The only explanation I can offer is that the movement was an involuntary subconscious twitch.
And I was unaware, yeah, like Hitler, this was on, he had a cramp.
He was working a cramp out.
That's what he said.
Every time he'd get near people, he'd get dehydrated.
He's at Octoberfest.
Give me a beer.
And I was unaware.
I had done it at the time.
Images taken later during the match
showed that I repeated this movement many times
while holding a pen between my fingers.
I guess that nullifies it.
That's like he's got the sign
that they put a circle with a red crosser.
That's what the pen was in.
The coverage following this incident
simply does not reflect who I am.
The fact that you even address it, sir,
doesn't even help you, I swear to God.
It makes it sound,
you should come out,
again, learn this from Americans
and go, go fuck yourself.
You know what?
Fire me then.
I say that he's got 11 kids at home living on baloney, but of course I understand how the gesture has been interpreted and I regret this.
However, I want to be very clear and categorically say that I did not knowingly or deliberately make the hand symbol suggested.
Well, you did.
We got it right there, but it doesn't mean anything is my point.
FIFA's discrimination monitor.
Do you hear that?
Fifea, that's, you know, the World Cup soccer faggot, NCAA type thing.
discrimination monitor.
They have a discrimination monitor.
And you know why they do?
And I don't give a fuck.
But at soccer games,
and this is in Europe,
where was it, Greece?
Where were they throwing bananas
at the black players?
Remember?
Portugal or it was some World Cup
or some important soccer tournament.
They were fucking throwing bananas.
Might have been Ireland.
Or Fenway Park during Black Knight.
I don't know.
Did you guys see the Scottish people at Fenway?
They call it the Scottish Army.
They came with bagpies.
Thousands filled the bleachers.
They were singing the whole game.
It made baseball.
It gave it this crazy cool energy.
Singing the whole nine innings.
They wouldn't sit down and fucking two kids were stabbed.
It was terrific.
Anyways, fiber discrimination monitored about da-la-la-da-da-da.
Advice from our experts is that the gesture from our
experts. Who, Jim Henson?
Hey.
Use clearly resembles an upside-down
okay hand symbol. Use as a
white power symbol in global far-right
circles, said the Fair Network,
F-A-R-E. Really?
Hey, Fair Network. Go fuck your
mother.
A long-time
partner of FIFA and European soccer
body, UE-F-A, to monitor
racist and discriminatory
chance flags and symbols at
international games. Do you see how
white people, what we've done, giving away
the West, especially Europe.
You know what, give it to whoever fuck wants it.
I'll take Canada and the Mexicans
and hopefully.
Clearly, this official should have no
further role to play in this World Cup.
What woman said that?
I want to know. Or gay guy.
Fair said in its statement,
describing the gesture as a neo-Nazi.
Fife's independent
disciplinary committee said
it looked into the matter and found
no evidence of breaches
of the FIFA disciplinary code.
The gotcha or circle game
is where someone flashes an upside down
okay sign below their waist
and punches in the shoulder
anyone who looks at. What a dumb game.
Look at that. That's Malcolm in the middle.
These guys became Nazis, by the way.
But there's no, it was just a coincidence.
I guess that's how they made it popular
on the show? I'm not a homo. Never watched it.
It became popular after being used
in an episode of a comedy show
called Homos in the Middle.
two fags on the left and a big fat guy on the right.
It was appropriated a decade ago as a signal for white supremacy
that started as a hoax on the far right online message board for Chan.
But you see how the mainstream grabbed onto it?
Anything to prove this white supremac.
That's how desperate they are.
Anyways, fuck you, FIFA, get out of my country.
And you American, do you know what that you like this shit?
Go to Europe and watch it.
It's taking up valuable time over here, TV time.
I'd rather watch it F-True fucking marathon.
That is it, ladies and gentlemen.
Don't forget, you know what,
Cameo, if you'd like to, you know,
have me roast somebody, I'll send a personal video.
Go to Cameo, click on my profile,
tell you how to do it for a small fee.
You know, say hello to your girlfriend,
who's now dating Terrell Sugg's son,
mud pie.
Mud pie.
That's it. You guys think and I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good rest of the day. Bye-bye. Hi. Good night, everybody.
