The Nick DiPaolo Show - UFC & DJT A Perfect Match | Nick Di Paolo Show #1653

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. It's a North Colored Remark. It's highly inappropriate. The kind we like here at the show. Hi folks, how are you? It's Monday once again. When isn't it a Monday? Did you have a good weekend? I hope you did. A lot of stuff to talk about. First of all, here's a new thing I'm going to do. I'm going to give you a bunch of headlines real quick that

I couldn't get to because I don't get paid enough to follow the news cycle 24 hours like I'm getting paid like a Fox News contributor or a Gutfeld or a or you know Brett Baer or any cna uh Cooper Anderson Anderson Cooper I can never get that guy's name straight um but real quick these are the ones that you guys might want to check out before or after you get to mine we go a little in depth you know not too deep it's comedy but scumbag Joe blow morning Joe blow is that his name him and his dumb wife met with Trump they went to Washington bend the knee hat in hand I didn't hear anything I'm an apology and shit oh we hadn't talked to him in seven years well let's show some openness and real biggie and I go down there after shitting on him and doing everything you could in your

power for the last eight years to shit all over him real biggie and the dumb Mika Brzezinski's gone and my father was he used to meet with all the world leaders even the ones he disagreed with but but but we're gonna we're still gonna you know hold him's feet, so to speak. Oh, very important that you guys open re-communications with him. Very important. Do you think anybody gives two shit?

First of all, your ratings, I'm beating you in the ratings. And it's my parents and a couple of relatives watching. You guys are done. You're cooked. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Why don't you do yourself a favor and retire? of relatives watching you guys are done you cook nobody cares nobody cares why do you do yourself a favor retire Joe you've been in this and Mika's you know rich from her family whatever why don't you just nobody wants to hear from you people anymore just look at your numbers okay oh yeah you don't believe in those

and by the way I'll say it again he won the last election too we all know that by now so kiss my grits How's that for filthy language? New York, New York City stabbing just happened this morning Some guy went on a stabbing spree stabbed two guys to death for no reason some construction worker going to work got stabbed to Death at like 830 a couple hours late. He stabbed another guy on the east side near the 60s in New York City He succumbed to his injury and then he stabbed the east side near the 60s in New York City. He succumbed to his injury and then he stabbed a woman who's in critical condition in New York City where I just read a headline yesterday said it looks like Alvin Bragg is going to get reelected.

And of course there's people I read the article people like New York is deserved and I'll say it again you guys don't believe me I don't know I've been right on everything I've said since fourth grade you can Google it nothing all right Dallas is like well I heard yeah I'll say it again those people are appointed they're placed in those positions yes they have elections and you guys naive to think and naive enough to think that your votes actually count. They stole a presidential federal election. You don't think they're going to do it at the municipal level?

Are you shitting me? All those black DAs, some states they're appointed, some they're elected, but the ones that are elected, all those lefties? No, they're placed there by whoever runs the world. Okay? The George Soros's. don't even believe it. Don't even, you really think brag, really?

I know New York is up, lived there. I mean, I don't think it's that retarded, even now. I really don't, but I could be wrong. So check that out. Elon Musk, real quick, this is just a little he when does this guy sit down and relax he treats his he's you know it's got a rocket company he treats it like he's running a fucking bodega it's a little side thing to pick up cash he's on X now he's got an NFL NFL portal on X where

you want to get your NFL News highlights if you're a you know fantasy football Everything is that on X now it is NFL portal and that's because he knows the NFL is a behemoth a Leviathan if you will just a monster of success and money and of course That's what he does he hooks up with that and I guarantee that'll be a success So check that out Joe Biden's to start World War III just in time for Trump to deal with it. He's actually shooting US missiles into Russia from Ukraine with our names on them.

Who knows? Maybe he's been doing that for a while. Depends on what you read and you believe. The point is, Trump will have to deal with that. And then they'll blame it on Trump if World War III goes side with, we told you. Because they haven't learned the fucking thing, those idiots. And finally, the Trump dance is breaking out all over the world. All over the world. I saw a clip yesterday. It was a black girl narrating it. She says,'re in the hood and it was with some rough area, right?

She goes we're in the hood. Look at this. She pans her phone big mural of trump And I mean really well done the detail and and she goes this is the hood don't kid me, you know Would you ever imagine that? Five years ago four three years ago you ever imagine that five years ago, four, three years ago? Something is happening here and I like it. Not that would make me happier than the election of trying to bring black people and white people together because that would I mean, that's still

one of our social ills that just hasn't healed at all. I just it makes me feel good when I see black kids going, you know, calling shit on shit on fucking Biden and how the Dems have used him for years. You feel like saying, we've been telling you that. It took Trump taking a bullet like 50 cent who took nine of them before they liked his music. So anyways, let's segue right into the UFC welcomes DJ T.

Donald Trump's entourage, if you're a UFC fan like me, So anyways, let's segue right into the UFC welcomes DJT. Donald Trump's entourage, if you're a UFC fan like me, you saw this this weekend. His entourage, Donald Trump's entourage during his visit to UFC 309 Saturday at Madison Square Garden offers some clues about who was in his inner circle as he works to assemble his administration. Look, he's got Kid Rock, you can't see, there were better pictures I found later. Of course Elon's there

Dana White, Kid Rock, Tulsi Gabbard is right behind Donald. Tulsi Gabbard was there I think I saw Vivek there and I'm forgetting a few other but he had his it's his entourage it's like and of course you got a horrible greeting as he walked into the arena let's take a look But now that he's won, now that he's the president again, oh my god! I don't know how to shut it off. Holy shit. This guy's cooler than Fonzie for Christ's sake. And again, I like Joe Rogan a lot. I just have a sore spot.

Every hour they're making him out to be this transitional Rush Limbaugh type. It's killing me. Don't get me wrong. We know the podcast is a monster hit, but again, it was a perfect storm of him being on TV. Then good. And I'll say it again and again, it's not because he's a fucking genius. He does a bit about himself not being bright for one of his albums like 10 years ago. You're not stupid. Don't get me wrong, but you're making him out to be a fucking revolutionary Yes, I'm glad he endorsed Trump I just and yeah Nick am I whining about yeah cuz I was on the goddamn show three or four times He said I'll open this place up for you anytime you want and then I went on to Trump's first administration and try to explain

How good Trump was and they were both saying kiss my ass him and his producer Anyways, gotta have him out there. why we need all the testosterone we can get and he's a great interview I'll give him that but don't make him out to be somebody mentioned him in an article with well he wasn't saying it was equal to Elon Musk but he put him in that you know Elon Musk Joe Rogan but because they're, you know, influencers, if you will, whatever. But I'm just saying, I got a sore spot. Yeah, it bothers me. Joe, let's talk, eh?

Anyhow, even to talk about the fight, John Jones, baddest man on the, and anyways, and as he watched a series of MA fights ringside, Trump surrounded himself with some, oh, that's right, nearly all of whom are outside the traditional power structures the people that are loyal to them that have dominated Washington for decades he's replaced them it really looks like ancient Rome this is sort of a conquering Republic Caesar who was going into the Coliseum and everyone's cheering and he's got his political gladiators with him bulwark reporter Mark Caputo mused

on CNN Sunday that he was taking out a shot. That appearance isn't just about him enjoying applause he's sending a message and I agreed with this to the Senate like not only are you entertained are you not entertained these are my people are you willing to fight here's who I am that's what he's saying and I agree with it, right? He knows how to send messages. Behind him during the big entrance was House Speaker Newt Gingrich with no shirt on. Nobody understood that. No, Mike Johnson, House Speaker. Now I like this guy. He looks too much like, I haven't

been trusting him because he looks too much like Colbert And he was a little wishy-washy on some things, but he's all for Matt Gates as attorney general and that's enough for me anyways Elon Musk obviously His eldest Donald Trump jr. Was there Robert F. Kennedy screaming during the fight nobody could hear screaming during the fight, nobody could hear. Former Hawaii rep Tulsi Gabbott, who I love. She adds a little elegance to the, and can you imagine this still calling her, who said that, oh mama, who said, oh, Rachel Maddow said that she couldn't even get Clarence to be a greeter at Walmart.

And I saw somebody, Steve Bannon, take her apart. Steve Bannon, I was like, really? What have you done for the country? She picked up a rifle and she was in action a couple times. What have you done? Still haven't learned. And the clearance required to fly a helicopter is not low-level clearance. Oh, bullshit.

I was over there. I jumped right in. The Alice gets quiet. No, of course. The fuck? Rachel Manow, you talk for a living, and you're wrong about everything. Take Kelsey Gabbitt over your brains any day.

You went to fucking Oxford and all those other stupid schools to get stupid. When you go to school, you get stupid, as they said in the Godfather. Anyways, let's continue in a related story. So John Jones if you don't follow UFC he's been a killer for years. Now I was just explaining to Dallas if you look at him you'd think when they interviewed him he'd sound like a kind of a street thug and kind of ignorant.

Guy sounds whiter than you and I. He's eloquent and he's upbeat. He's like a likable guy who just happens to be good at killing people, you know, figuratively. He's got no calves. He was born with no calves. Google his calves. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Yet he ended this fight with a kick. He's just great at this. He's just a great

fighter. And he's been doing it for I think he's 37. UFC heavyweight John Jones handed his title belt to President, did I skip a video? No. To President-elect Trump after winning his Saturday night fight, it was the heavyweight. My old chichi fought Stipe, Stipo, Stippo, Stilobits. Who's been the most accomplished heavyweight in the sport? And John said, yeah, I'm taking my belt back, motherfucker. And he thanked Trump for being there. Jones who beat former heavyweight, Stipe, Mayokich, I'm saying it right, via technical knockout in the third

round of their Madison Square Garden, which also did the famous Trump dance after landing a devastating body kick in his final blows to Mayokic. Listen to the kick to the, I swear you hear a rib crack. And if it didn't, I'd be very surprised. This, listen to, he ends the fight with us. I think it was second or third round I don't know and this guy is a killer that he's kicking by the way This guy defended his belt a few times heavyweight. He's going at the Hall of Fame He's a Hall of Famer and watch and John listen to this kid

big kick to the body by John. Oh! A kill! He heard him out. To the body! That's it! And still! How good is Shotty Bones? How good! Wow! Trump dance. The Trump dance.

He did the Trump dance! Spinning back kick to the body. Spinning back kick. Followed by the Trump dance. Wow. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He did the Trump dance! Spinning back kick to the body followed by the Trump dance. Wow! I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I. Beneath him be.

UFC 309. The laziest in the 17th century. Oh yeah, Johnny Jones. I like to know what I've spent on these fights in the last two years. Worth every penny. And you get the undercards, which are great. They give you prelims. And if you're real, real, you know know paralyzed or lazy like me you watch the early

prelim I also want to say this is him talking a big big thank you to President Donald Trump for being here tonight Jones said in the ring after his win to thunderous applause from the crowd after doing the Trump dance again he led the crowd in a USA chant which it was just it was a beautiful thing to see yeah that's fucking beautiful I'm proud he said to be a great American champion and proud to be a Christian American champion Jones added after exiting the cage Jones went up to Trump handed him his heavyweight championship belt and shook his hand and said, now get out of here, Crocker.

No, he didn't. How cool is that? And it's not just John Jones doing it, folks. The NFL is doing it. Did I, do I have the, I didn't put the Brock Bauer story in here, did I? But today. Brock Bauer's for the Raiders. He's having a great year, by the way.

Ran out of Georgia, remember? Brock the tight end. He did a dance after a touchdown, a Trump dance yesterday. And after the post game thing, they sort of cut him off. They limited his availability to do a press after the show. Let that sink in. And like somebody said online, but you can have Black Lives Matter on your helmet and shit like that Let that fucking sink in So the cancer is still there. It just has to run its course. Let's put it that way

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