The Nick DiPaolo Show - UN Riddled With Terrorists | Nick Di Paolo Show #1517

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

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🎵 You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. Hi, folks. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday morning. I'm your host, Sharon Stone. Listen, a lot of shit went on last night. We mentioned yesterday, I don't know if we did the story about the UN. We did mention like 10 and 12 of them are actual Hamas douchebags. Well, apparently it's way deeper than that. Not just a few apples. Some of them are actually teachers. And if that's not bad enough, you get AOC and these other dumb Democrat fucks going, we can't get rid of this UN, you know, UN, WRA, whatever the fuck it stood for. We can't get rid of that because it feeds millions of...

Can you imagine? Our tax money goes to the UN, which is part of this program, comes out of the breadwinner. Your taxpayers are paying for these Hamas terrorists who are eventually going to want to kill you. So just let that soak in, and Democrats are defending it. So go fuck yourself. All bets are off. And kind of related to the war over there,

I wanted to mention the three soldiers, all from Georgia, the great state of Georgia, by the way, that were killed in Tower 22. Again, thanks to the effectlessness of the Joe Biden's foreign policy, which there is none. Don't want to hurt the Hamas feelings or Iran's feelings. Don't want to hurt the Hamas feelings or Iran's feelings. Ugh. Anyways, these are the three great patriots that we lost. Sergeant William Rivers, 46, of Carleton, Georgia. Specialist Kennedy Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Georgia.

Georgia, Jesus, Nick, have a vodka and tonic. And I'm guessing a specialist, Breonna Moffitt, 23, of Savannah, right in this area. I live in the polar. Dallas is in the southeast of Oklahoma. Anyways, and I said, and I'm not kidding. I see female soldiers

and once in a while male soldiers at this place, D&B, burger place where I hang out. And I've actually bought them lunch. And I'm not, I swear to God, I might have seen her in there. And I know what you're thinking. Oh, they all look at this. No, no, no. Stop it, said the voice in my head. Anyways, God bless them and their frigging families. And Biden, you got blood all over your hands, you asswipe. That's all I got to say about that.

Oh, good segue. Headline, Joe Biden disease is contagious. What does that mean? Well, I'll tell you right now. Probably the best spokesman in the history of the White House. Press secretary. Oh, my God. She couldn't hold an eighth grade class. Karen Jean-Pierre, kick save and a beauty. Nice wig,

bitch. No, I'm kidding. Probably a nice person when she's not making an ass of herself. Corinne Jean-Pierre gives condolences to three, this is her quote, three folks who are military folks, who are brave, who are also fighting, who were fighting on behalf of this administration. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retard alert. Listen to this. This is why I say Joe's disease is verbal.

We have Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and now this broad, who couldn't form a sentence between them. I couldn't think of between them. I can't form a sentence. How ironic. Yeah, I'm just looking at her. I caught it. Why, you muffin head.

Okay, listen to this. This almost beats Biden. What I will say, obviously our deepest condolences go out and our heartfelt condolences go out to the families who lost three brave three brave three brave three folks who are who are military folks who are brave who are always fighting who are fighting on behalf and of this administration of the American people, obviously, more so, more importantly. We lost those souls. What we've got here is failure to communicate. The key there is the fact that she says fighting for this administration. That right there made my fucking face turn red.

Not the country, for the administration and their folks, their military folks. She replaced brave with folks. It's almost hard for her to say brave military together. Even if that's not intentional, what I just said there, whatever. She's not suited for this job. This is what happens when you check the boxes. I know we've been saying it for three years, but enough already. when you check the boxes.

I know we've been saying it for three years, but enough already. They are so fucking cruel. Between watching her hang out herself out to dry every morning for the last three years on TV and Joe Biden's wife watching him do cartwheels down the stairs for three years. Anybody look after anybody,

they all get their eye on the prize power. Not qualified. Yeah, but she went to Ivy Lake lake not qualified qualified to hate jews that was weird even for her but she always looks down at her notes and they probably didn't have any there i i just had to show you that because it's hilarious they are everything they were accusing trump's administration being and it couldn't be more opposite. It's fucking, come on, Corinne. You've got a nice hockey name.

Move to Montreal, put on some skates, take a cross check to your face. Anyway, let's move on to not so mellow. This will get you angry. A con artist. That's how my mother says corn, by the way. She's still a Bostonian. We had con on the cob. What I couldn't finish, I gave to the husses. Love my mommy so much. A con artist who was accused of defrauding the U.S. Army out of 100 million has been given the green light, what, to go to jail? No, to retire with full benefits. Well, because she's a minority

and she's a woman, right? Nick, I'm telling you. Yes. Don't fucking argue with me, psycho. Janet Yamanaka Mello. Oh, she's a Japanese. Guilty. First of all, where's the Sharpie you use to put on

your eyebrows, you fuck? Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. Janet Yamanaka Mello, 57, who was under criminal investigation, brazenly claimed she earned her civil service retirement package despite allegedly using the funds to purchase over 30 homes. What kind of money was pouring in? 30 homes, luxury cars and jewelry through the seven she had 80 cars right through the seven-year scheme the military not looking too good here admitted that there was

nothing that can be done to withhold mellows benefits as they're protected under a federal law that was held up in a government bureaucracy. I'll read the law. In accordance with 5 U.S. Code Section 8312, an individual may be denied an annuity or retired pay on the basis of the service of the individual if the individual is convicted of treason, rebellion, or insurrection, or other similar offenses. There is no similar statutory authority for denying retired pay based on conviction of other offenses. So this doesn't fall under those three things. So she gets a meal, a wheat, oh, we are just rotting to the bone. That should have been the title of the show today. Corruption up the ass. Like, can you imagine

getting her full... It's just so ridiculous. Albert Flores, my former agent seen here, that's her, Mello's attorney, told the outlet that his client

earned her retirement benefits. She earned... Boy, lawyers will say anything. I don't see how one thing is related to the other. You don't? Wasn't the program she was running part of a military thing? And because she's in the military, and you don't? And she was siphoning the whole thing from the military.

That's what I'm saying. So how do you say you can't see how they're connected? One thing is related to the other. He said of the ongoing criminal investigation. Again, we live in a country now where bad is good, good is bad. Mello, who worked as a civilian financial program manager at Joint Base San Antonio Fort Sam Houston, hatched a plan in 2016 to create a bogus business called Child, ah, you go right to the word child, and everybody will just open the door for you, Child Health and Youth Lifelong Development. So she could siphon funds

she received from the army to herself. Most recently, she raked in 130 grand per year at a roll. The IRS flag mellowed suspicious business when she included it on her personal tax returns in 2017. Still, her retirement plan is covered by the Federal Employee Retirement Service, which includes a basic benefit plan, social security. Again, this is all coming out of my paycheck. And a savings plan. Fucking greedy pig. Give me the money.

Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? In a press release issued in December 2023, the Department of Justice said Mello allegedly stole more than $100 million in Army funds by regularly submitting the fraudulent paperwork that indicated an entity she controlled was entitled to receive funds from the Army. But I don't see a connection. Mello claimed her business provided services to military members and their families through the 4-H program, but instead just funded a lavish lifestyle for herself. She probably learned that from BLM and the rest of these jerk-offs that you people believe in and Kamala Harris believes in.

And Mellow Perks just, listen to this, 30, boy, she stole every cent she saw. 31 real estate properties in Colorado, Maryland, New Mexico, Texas, and Washington. Along with massive amounts of real estate, she was buying Mellow Spurge and purchased at least 80 vehicles. You fucking whore. Fuck you. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. You believe that? And she's going to allow to be and retire with full bennies.

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Make me a fucking sandwich. All right. Not that tone, as my mother would say. I don't like your tone. I don't like your cooking. What? Get out of the way. Anyways, in our Shut Up and Make Me a Sandwich segment,

a recent episode, I've been talking about this show as the worst propaganda show. It can't be making money at this point. It's been on for 48 years. I don't know, at least 40 seasons. A recent episode of Law & Order, special victims unit, went viral after creating a divide among fans for a racially charged rape episode. How is that different than any other episode in Law & Order? Colin Quinn, and I always bring this up when we talk about the show, years ago, 20 years ago, went and counted.

He looked up all the episodes, what they were about, and he counted, I think there were out of like, I don't know, out of like 14 seasons, there were like maybe three black defendants in a show that takes place in New York City. I mean Dick Wolf is the fucking devil

The episode features a white female rape victim that resisted testifying against her black Attacker out of fear that he wouldn't get a fair trial due to his race his race. Now I don't feel bad for her. I'm guessing she's dressed like a whore. What? Here's the scene. These are the things, folks, that actually doesn't help my marriage

because I lose my shit and break stuff in the living room. Here you go. But Natalie, Jay Watson raped you. Yeah, but it was good. I just think I forgot. How could I? You're a tiny child.

Shut up here, brush. Shut up, Tim Robbins. Pause. You hear that? She's a privileged white person. I have that luxury and maybe one day I'll be okay. Pause. You hear that? She's a privileged white person. I have the luxury of going to therapy. She's raped and she's worried about the guy that raped her getting a black.

You already know where I'm going with this, but go ahead. A little more. But if that teenager goes to prison? He may not be. Okay, that's it. Really? Then I don't feel bad for you. And they say in real life, like, this is happening in Europe. I wonder how many times

it's happened. With a victim, whether it's in Sweden or wherever, Norway, they won't go to... They're so liberal over there that some of the girls won't go because they're afraid of, and I'm sorry. Then I don't want to hear about it. And they say liberalism is not mentally, a mental illness? That's what I'm saying.

I'd like to know if that's even a fact over there that that happens. And if it is, I don't feel a thing for you. Sorry. Don't feel a thing. Might even think you might enjoy it because it could happen again. You fucking psychos. Yeah, that is exactly. Liberalism, mental illness.

Eventually, the right victim in the story did proceed to testify against her attacker. They didn't want her to in the show because people would have said, come on. Even us libs watching the show ain't that stupid. But not without opinions from both sides weighing in about the episode on social media. Can you imagine we even, this is even an argument. That's how you know we're doomed for failure as a planet. The episode includes a line from longtime Law & Order special victim unit star Mariska Hagedy, who I'm tired of, saying,

we're acutely aware of the systemic inequities that exist within the criminal justice system. It's funny. Yeah. Can you imagine saying that right now? When did they make this episode? Are they familiar with Alvin Bragg in the last three years under Biden, how black people could chop your head off and be out in a week?

No bail, all that horse shit. I watched some clips last night. I don't even know how I get into it. I click on a link, and all of a sudden I'm seeing fights. And I saw two of them with six, seven black kids on one skinny white kid. When they got done with him, he was having seizures on the ground. So he had permanent damage.

And I saw two of those, where the kid's doing this when they're done. And they're laughing and filming that shit. And I can't even send it to, like, that will ruin my wife's year if she sees something like that. But, you know,

Anthony Cormier and a few other guys post that shit, Alex Jones. It's a race where white people don't even know they're in. That's what it feels like.

Another one of an older white guy in Baltimore just happened to be walking down the street because he was white. A pack of black kids attack him. By the time they're done, they knock him out. By the time they're done, his underwear and pants are down. And he's bleeding from his face profusely.

And they're laughing and shit. But tell me again about how tough. Because I'm sure they'll do time, right? Anyways, inequities exist within the criminal justice when the rape victim's character express concern that her attacker won't receive a fair trial. Oh, fuck it! Dick Wolf, do yourself a favor.

First off, define a fair trial when it comes to rape. Will you say something funny? You're too heavy. No, I'm just angry as fuck. That's my wacky sidekick. We're going to come up with a nickname for you. We're going to make you famous. Grumpy.

Yeah, I already took it. Dallas, I swear to God, I've been, my whole life I've been here. Dallas makes me look like fucking Dorothy Hamill right after she got the gold medal. Fucking floating on air. Anyways, while I can't deny that there's a history of racial bias, it's certainly not a perfect system, Haggerty's character, Olivia Benson said in the episode. This is actually a pretty realistic depiction of woke rape victims, wrote conservative commentator Ian Miles Chong,

who went on to say, there have also been numerous instances of this in Europe where victims either feel guilty or refuse to press charges against migrant rapists. So what is your point? So what is your point, Mr. Chong?

Where are the white women at? What's your fucking point? You should finish your sentence by going, isn't that insane? But you don't. You're proud of that. I can't take no more. Don't watch that show, folks, even if it's your favorite. I don't think anybody would be fans of mine, would be. I think I've trained you how to watch TV the last 20 years. I mean, a Wheaties commercial will set me off. I can't. I noticed it in 1988 or something.

You understand I have heart problems because of this shit. Anyways, for those of you guys on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. Everyone else go to NickDip.com and join Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. Everyone else go to nickdip.com and join Mug Club to get my full show. Steven Crowder's full show, which I love doing live when I go there. Also, the Hodge twins, they were putting some of the clips up of white kids getting beat up by black, and they're black. They're military guys. They're fucking great. They're funny. They're conservative. And you also got uh brian callen and of course alex jones on friday and their undercover unit that is like project veritas it's well worth your money and i'm not just saying it's

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