The Nick DiPaolo Show - US & China Tariff Agreement | Nick Di Paolo Show #1734

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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with iGaming Ontario. I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man That's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody's face, a lot of people ain't going to be able to take that over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and in such a racist country an illiterate I don't know I'm not gonna call him a thug cuz I like them but I'm just saying I'm just saying folks I don't want to hear it anymore don't want to hear it I I how you doing folks hope you had a good weekend I got to be honest man I was like like hawking, just laying on that couch. Might as well have a fucking, if I could have had a catheter running from my dick to the bathroom, I would have done it.

Oh Dallas, I sent that picture, I know you cooked it. I made a Neapolitan, a Napolitan, just a sundae. They call it red lead. Folks, it's just tomato sauce with, this is what I, this is what was thrown in it. Like a three pound pork shoulder. I just cut it into chunks, like three chunks. They weigh about a pound each Five Italian sausages So you got that oak skirt steak cut up and

Oh Short ribs How was your heart still beating right now, I don't know that it is I have this thing plugged into my eye No, it really is it's a fucking we call it the dick Cheney sauce. That'll clog your fucking aorta like the hauling tunnel at five o'clock on a long weekend. Red lead. I mean, we usually make tomatoes, so my grandmother, you know, she would start with some type of pork and brown it, and that would be the big.

But this is like an old fashioned, right from Italy, where you just throw everything but the kitchen sink in it. And when it's done, all the, oh by the way, I've cooked it for four and a half hours. So the meat, it's like a cancer patient. It's just falling off. I'm fucking dying. And it's just shredding and you take the meat out, you can shred it and put some of it back into the sauce and then we had a bag of fresh pasta the wide like you know papardelle or tagliatelle whatever and that so I sauced it with that. Honest to God you're like when people ask you what your favorite food is I mean with me it's pizza but you're like this, this would, every bit is good. There's nine Italian dishes that are tied for first with me.

My God. And I'm going away. I'm going away tomorrow. I'm doing six years up in Lewisburg. I, you know, I got to go to, watch me on Crowder Wednesday and Thursday morning, and then on to Rosemont, Illinois, Where Friday night show is already sold out Thursday night show is? On its way, but it's Thursday night Excuse me

You know I chose that because I could go right from Crowder Bing Bing so I know it wasn't gonna be Whatever but anyways I'm 63 and the show was sold out on Friday night. Okay, Chicago, I fucking love you. I told you, one of my favorite comedy towns, regardless of how many people there, they laugh at everything. And anyhow, where was I? Oh yeah, dying of heart disease because of pork. That was the three pound shoulder that I sit you that was slicing up. Oh yeah, Dallas sends me. We're like, we're like fucking, we're like sick bastards. We're like cannibals

who eat girls after they kill them. Send them pictures of fucking red meats. I know, you triggered me. I had to get up and anyhow, yeah, that was part of the weekend and I always want to talk hockey but I don't know how many people because most people, out of all the four major sports hockey, they, you know, it has the smallest niche because it's usually cold weather areas and people with money that I couldn't afford to play youth hockey when I was a kid. All my friends did. So I played pawn hockey and had the balls to go out for the JV team my senior year just to have fun. And it was the best time of my fucking life. I skated just well enough to play organized hockey. I'm watching Edmonton and fucking Vegas. Edmonton's up two games to none.

Vegas has to win this one, right? They got a winner, they're fucked. There's Clark's running down, it's tied four to four, 20 seconds left in the game. Here comes a guy over the blue line for Vegas. There's still two defensemen back for Edmonton. You're like, this is gonna end in a tie. It's gonna go into overtime.

Then Clark's down to like five. All of a sudden he cuts in, lowers his shoulder, drives towards the net and just throws it out front and One of Edmonton's own defensemen goes to stop it deflected into his own net Not even the fence minute. It was their leading scorer. I forget as a dry side Trying to do you know he was trying to do it. He's supposed to any is goes in the net with how much time left point? Four seconds to win the game Goes in the net with how much time left point four seconds to win the game

Can you imagine they're banging the shit out of each other for two and a half hours? I mean fucking headshots people getting caught just I don't know how this isn't the most popular Fucking sport in the world Gary bet you better hire me Let's have a sit down because I'm telling you it has the it has the roots of soccer in it And that's the biggest sport in the world again because it's it's cheap All you need is a ball anybody can kick the fucking thing So kids all over the world people play it right and it's for girls basically It is um, but you know i'm saying you got three forwards two defensive and a goalie They fucking go nuts when a putt, you know what I mean?

Anyhow, if he can just transfer that out of all the professional leagues, like the NFL, they're expanding to global markets in Europe. And this is the one. Must be hard to do. I mean, what Jews not going to think of that? Nick, why do you say that? Because they're very good business.

They don't like it licked. What? So I said, Red Sox took two out of three they're very good business. They don't like it, lick it. What? So I said, Red Sox took two out of three from a very good Kansas City team, who was eight games over 500, Kansas City. And Devers, real quick, I'm giving you sports, Devers over the weekend caused a whole shitload of news. We didn't talk about this, right Les?

As you know, he had it in his contract that he would be the third baseman for the Red Sox, but we got Alex Bregman, who's the greatest thing since Leipzig. He's better than I fucking ever thought he was, leading the league in almost everything, I swear to God, not to mention defense out of the... So, they talk devils into agreeing to be the DH. They said, put away your glove, you're going to be the DH they said put away your glove you're gonna be the DH then we lose our first baseman Tristan Kassas who was a big bad for us he blows his knee out so now they want to maximize the lineup they're gonna replace somebody at first base right keep Devis bat in the lineup and we got this Yoshida guy who's a good hitter he's been injured that's what they want to do to

maximize anyways so they're asking Devis to maybe play first but and he comes right out like Friday night and goes That's not fair of the organization to ask me to do that and I saw to see his point But then I went oh wait a minute. They're giving him 335 not giving him a yarn to but 335 million dollar contract So you're gonna do what we say son. I would say dollar contract. So you're going to do what we say, son. I would say. So he had that hanging over his head all weekend and I'm like, he better have a good weekend. Goes four for four on Saturday. Then yesterday hit a 440 foot home run and had another hit. And he's starting to come into, his average went from 235 to 278 over the weekend. Anyhow, that's enough of that, folks. I know you probably left the show

Let's talk another battle us and China strike a trade deal I usually don't talk about this garbage because it's boring and shit, but you know, they've been bad-mouthed and Trump No, we're the big deals. He's gonna fuck us over these terrorists are ruining the cup The US and China have agreed on a deal to help resolve the trade war raging between the world's two largest economies. Yeah, it's raging between the media. The US has a massive $1.2 trillion trade deficit. I believe that's with China, right?

Is that what they mean? It doesn't matter. So the president declared a national emergency. It might have been just for everybody. US Trade Representative Jameson Greer said Sunday, we're confident that the deal we struck with our Chinese partners over at the Golden Ching Lam will help us work toward resolving that national emergency. President Trump has imposed tariffs of up to 145% on goods from China, with China slapping our retaliatory tariffs on American exports, you know, Trump

pissed him off and he has, Trump has every right to do what he did. I kill you, I kill you right now. Oh no. Kill me, I'm right here, kill me. Hey, Trump sounds Chinese. I have two chopsticks, I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks, come over here, talk to me in the face. That's him, that's our Chinese ambassador.

China is America's third largest trading partner. Here's the only thing that Trump's the only guy that seems to understand this. Everybody in the world needs us more than we need them as far as markets and money. That's the bottom fucking line. China's, do you know they 45 banks closed last week in China?

And it has something to do with Trump whacking them with the tariffs and shit you understand give him the benefit of the doubt he knows more than he's forgot more about money in the economy than you fucking idiots on the left know so just shut your holes and enjoy the ride good night everybody China is America's third largest trade department has long drawn ire from Trump over its practices here's where we deserve, here's why we're slapping them around. We've been pissed about China because this is the shit they've been pulling for the last 40 years, including exporting deadly fentanyl,

just killing on it. Right there is enough. Currency manipulation, intellectual property theft, forced technology transfers and more. Listen to this, some estimates have pegged annual Chinese IP that's intellectual property theft from the United States. Listen to this, at 225 to 600 billion with a B annually. That shows you how anti-American the Democrats are, that they would have the balls to even say boo. They probably, they were part of it. They know this shit was going on.

And so did probably George W. Bush and the rest of them. We have a guy in there that's like fuck you and looking out for us, believe it or not. Six hundred bill stealing our shit again I say I have a joke about I probably already did I always do it I go intellectual property it's kind of ironic as I used to sit next to the Chinese kid on a math test steal his intellectual property so it's kind of a man last year the United States said 295 point four billion trade deficit with China, a major pet peeve of Trump's. During his second term Trump slapped a 20% tariff against the Chinese seeking concessions

on the fentanyl crisis. Then on liberation day he unveiled so-called reciprocal tariffs on Beijing prompting swift retaliation. As Tony said, no retaliation cut the retaliation, as Tony said. No retaliation, cut the retaliation. Despite the vast differences, Trump administration officials claim they made remarkable progress with the Chinese in about two days. And you can probably get the details.

This story's from this weekend. But there was some details leaking out about exactly, they agreed to back off and whack at each other or whatever. So they have to back off and whack at each other or whatever. So they have to 45 banks closed national banks in China. You're a podcast listener, and this is a podcast ad heard only in Canada. Reach great Canadian listeners like yourself with podcast advertising from Libsyn ads choose from hundreds of top podcasts offering host endorsements or run a pre-produced ad like this one across thousands of shows to reach your target

audience with Libsyn ads. Email Bob at Libsyn.com to learn more. That's B-O-B at L-I-B-S-Y-N.com. Do you understand? You don't hear that from any other news source. You motherfuckers. That was pesky. Speaking of the greatest president of all time and foreign adversaries, the headline

is just plain, folks, I've used this one before and I'll use it again until you tell me you're not P-L-A-N-E. Just plain awesome. Well, in what might be the nicest gift ever given to someone, the nation of Qatar gave President Trump what some people are calling a palace in the sky. Here's a little local news or national news explaining what that gift was. Hi, how are you, sugar? And President Trump is traveling to the Middle East today. He's visiting Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates and expected to focus

on trade agreements and economic ties. The administration is also preparing to accept what could be the largest gift ever from a foreign government. The royal family of Qatar is giving a luxury jumbo jet to serve as Air Force One, and the president will also be able to use it after he leaves office. What? What? I got socks and underwear last Christmas. True, they were silk girly socks. I like them them and the underwear also French cut thousand threads it hides the skid marks what the gift is expected to be announced next

week when Trump visits Qatar some people call it cutter speak on a cutter we have a picture I don't even know if he's still a Red Sox. I don't think he is. Cutter Crawford, that's his name. Imagine a pitcher, Cutter Crawford. And his best pitch was what, a cutter? His mother's a fucking psychic. Anyways, visits Qatar on the first foreign trip. That's this week, he's probably over there now,

of his second term according to Bhabha. Trump toured the plane, which is so opulently configured, it is known as a flying palace, while it was parked at the West Palm International Airport in February. My first thought was, I would let somebody fly that for the first six months. I know it's Qatar, we're friends with them. And we are, we do a lot for Qatar, but do you really trust? Do you see what I'm keep, I know it's Qatar, we're friends with them, and we are, we do a lot for Qatar, but do you really trust? Do you see what I'm saying folks?

That's where I think, I think I'd make a good secret service gun. I would have that thing sniffed by every dog, bomb sniffing dog, and I would make Democrats, I'd force them in at fucking gunpoint and fly them around until it blew up. You have have I said that Dallas there could be a mechanism that they set a clock from six months

from now when it explode I just that's that's how I think but I again I don't know what Trump did he probably did an unbelievable fucking deal with these guys that we don't know about yet. The highly unusual unprecedented arrangement is sure to raise questions about whether it's legal for the Trump administration and ultimately the Trump Presidential Library Foundation to accept such a valuable gift from a foreign power. So that's the big question with the Dems, right?

They're already screaming today, that's illegal, it's a bribe, you know. That's a sick question, you're a sick fuck and and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. It's Trump answering ABC when they said, isn't that a good... Sources told ABC News that the Attorney General, Pam Bondi, my ex-wife, la la la la la, and Trump's top White House lawyer, David Warrington, concluded it would be legally permissible for the donation of the aircraft to be conditioned on transferring its ownership to Trump's presidential library before the

end of his term. There you go on that one. I'm still skeptical. Don Jr. could text me today, do you want to ride in this thing? I'm all right. I can't, I could tap lessons at three. Can you imagine that, folks? 14, I mean, it's worth 400 mil, they said. What kind of money do they have in the Middle East? I've got a stupid money. Fuck you, money.

Yeah, fuck you. Fuck a harem. All these young princes over there, they literally have harems and when they get bored with their harems they march in virgins For the weekend who are glad to fucking blow their cherry To some prints because they're young enough and dumb enough to think that he's gonna give a fuck five minutes after his load That's put very well Nick. What are you on PBS? Today on PBS we're talking to a stand-up comedian and podcaster Nick DePaulo about the misogyny that seems to penetrate the news through what is now the atmosphere which is brought to you by podcasters mostly. And you said penetration. I said penetration. Have listen to football? Everything out of a

football announces mouth is like that. They didn't penetrate deep enough. Every you could pick out nine of those a game. It's fucking gross. It really makes me sick. I don't like that talk. I love it. Fucking filthy mouth since I was in fifth grade. It'll never change. Hardest I ever laughed was my brother. I had the filthy mouth, but my brother, I'm eating soup. I still remember it. In the kitchen, my brother's outside. I'm watching him try.

He's got his bike, and he's humming down the driveway and skinning how long his skin he could make. So my mother's in the kitchen with me, and I'm looking out the window, and my brother fucking starts and when he hits the brakes and he goes that fucking sucked. I look at my mother go see he does it too. My parents get called twice because of my mouth. Fifth grade and like fucking fifth and seventh or sixth about my mother.

I hung out with kids four times my age. My sister, darlings, friends. That's all that was in the neighborhood. There's one kid like my age. That was it. Hey, this week, boys and girls, I'll be doing stand-up comedy Thursday night and Friday night. That's the 15th and 16th. Zany's Comedy Club, Rosemont, Illinois. The Friday night show is already sold out. I thank you very much for that, Chicago. Thursday, there's still tickets left. I would love to have you come out.

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