The Nick DiPaolo Show - US Vaporizes Venezuelan Drug Boat | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1787

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

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BASY- AIMEWROWS-W-AWROW-W-W-W-W-W-W. Oh! It's freedom, baby, yeah. It's freedom, baby, yeah. Welcome to the show and the live lineup on Rumble. The only place where you can get my full show free. and all the other great shows you see scrolling by,

if you want to watch ad-free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Could you do that? I think you could. Today I'll be talking about, oh, I don't know, record low, illegal crossings, you know, thanks to the best president. And then we blew a Venezuelan boat.

right out of the turlet a drug boat and you know over the weekend we talked about it yesterday people saying Trump

had died and blah but he addresses that as only Trump could and also a weird clip of video from the White House

somebody tossing something out the window and I was like well it's got to be Hunter but he's not there so we'll show you that that's kind of a weird day What the hell else is going on?

Sox last night. Oh, boy, typical Fenway game. They were up five to one. And all of a sudden, Crochet, who's up for the Cy Young Award, gives up three homers in one inning. Which he's, I don't think he's ever done against Cleveland. And I mean bombs. And we go from five to one without seven or five. But we come right back the next inning.

I can't remember how we tied it. oh I know it was it was Raphaela that skinny little he's going to be a gold glove center field they said he hit a bomb that was when I went over to Green Monster it was still rising this guy weighs about 165 pounds but man when he squares it up

and Trevor Story is the MVP of Red Sox he had another four RBIs last night he's got 88 22 homers I think he's attempted 25 stolen bases he's made 25 he's two things He needs two more homers and something else. Two more of something else.

I can't remember what it is. And he'll be only the third Red Sox to do it. Mokie Betts and Jacoby Ellsbury. Insane to watch all these young guys coming. You guys are probably sick out if you're not Red Sox, man, tough shit. Get your own show. But on the sour note, Roman Anthony twisted it oblique,

swinging out of pitch. Same way Casas tore his ribcage, but it's not like that. But he tweaked it pretty good. He grabbed his back immediately when he struck out. And so that ain't good, not at this time of year. But my God, when everybody's hitting, and then you've got Bregman at third,

bare-handing plays and stories as good as anybody at shortstop that I've ever seen. They're a freaky good team. Like last night, except for the pitching last night. And we've been getting great pitching all year. It's so odd to see this team compared to where they were when they started off. Anyways, enough of that horseshit.

Let's talk about, you know, Tulane Girls' Field Hockey. Now, there's a thing you can bet on. It's delicious. Big flat asses, moustaches. You know, you know the thing. What the fuck else? Got my blood results.

I had tests done, I don't know, back in February, and my triglycerides were a little higher than the stock exchange. The doctor said, what do you eat? and sticks of butter. I go, shut up. What the fuck do you know, you heck? Yes. Yes.

On the way to work on my bike. Anyway, so, yeah, he took some blah, blah, and we got the result. And the triglycerides, I've always had tri. I am so sick of this shit, man. I swear to God, all these things are invented to sell pills or whatever. Anyhow, so they leave a message, want me to call him back. I think I might ignore it. Then again, I might be that guy that you should have called him.

He's dead now. I don't know. Everything else was kind of down or in the middle or whatever. For 63, when I'm in a doctor's office, then they go, well, yeah, high glycer, I rip off my shirt. And I go, you want to fucking compare physiques, dude? Fucking knock you in tomorrow. Not really, my shoulder will come out, but you don't have to know about that. Fucking, this shit's being held together.

That's why I, I'm glad I'm 63 and too old to fucking get drunk and get mouthy with somebody. These things are being held together by paper clips and guerrilla glue. And just one wrong move, I can, and my freaking hip. Imagine you have good sex and your hip screaming for the next three days. It's enough to make me celibate. No, it's not. Don't fucking kid yourself. Anyhow, let's get on with this piece of chat.

I want to thank the viewers, though, real quick. And Andrew Wilson, the show before us, he's a busy guy, so he hasn't been at his desk. It's been bouncing around doing stuff, as a busy guy will do. But when he leads in, that's the whole idea of this lineup, right? They call it raiding the audience before you. They're supposed to plug your show, and the people, some of them will stay, come to your show. And when they do that, the show from yesterday's already got 60,000 views. When he's not there, it's in the 20s or whatever.

It'll grow a little. But this probably, by the weekend, it'll be 100,000. Usually, it grows to, that's a pretty good audience on an internet. Not for nothing. Not for nothing, Joey. He's a great fucking guitar player, Hesh. Quit wasting my time. Get on my fucking.

Why not? For the reasons we couldn't comprehend her. You're not codify. Now, get out of my, you, you something, Schlepper. You pathetic schleper. Oh, my God. Is that Jewish talk? I love it.

All right. I've killed enough time. I thought I had something else. I don't know. All right. Let's get to the headlines. Almost, but no, see a guy. A new report reveals that more than 14,000.

Still calling them migrants, are we? Paper. Supposedly right-wing. You're still calling them migrants, are you? who had hoped to cross into the United States and not legally. If they did it legally, you can call them migrants.

But they get on their raft made of dog shit and SpaghettiOs. They were hoping to get into the United States. They've been turned back. They've turned back on their own. Reverse course due to Trump's administration's hardline border enforcement policies. But my question is, when did they leave?

Trump's been there for a while. Do you got TV in the shit holes you're living? Go ahead. Pedal over here. It reminds me when I hear that, I should have pulled the clip. It reminds me of the movie vacation when Chevy and his family get the Wallyroll and it's closed. I should have pulled that. I could have had John Candy come out.

Sorry, folks. Sorry, folks. The park's closed. The moose should have told you out front. The new phenomenon referred to as reverse flow. That's what I call it, my wife's in a good mood. That would be funny if she was 35, but she passed that a long time ago. Reverse flow migration.

There's the clip of the week, Dallas, has mainly impacted migrants fleeing the economic and political turmoil in Venezuela. I love how it's the United States responsibility to take everybody, to take care of everybody who's born in a shithole, which is, pretty much the rest of the world, except for Europe and some beautiful places, who had been moving north through Central America towards the United States. What were you crawling on your knees? You're just getting here? Since 2017, around 8 million people have fled the political crisis in Venezuela. I don't know why they're showing this. This is a picture of me. I went

to a bachelor party in New Jersey last summer, and there we are. It looks like cuckusiness. Captain, the report published by the governments of Colombia, Panama, and Costa Rica with the support of the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights said that the Northward migration, listen to this, circle this number, and throw it in your friend's faces if they're lefty douchebags, had plummeted by 97% this year. 97%. Never even got that on any tests I took. 97% like that.

proving what, that it was all-intentional on Biden's part. Even Obama turned people back. Fucking Biden, Biden wasn't running the show. It was a bunch of people you and I didn't vote for. That's the biggest scandal in the history of this country politically. Nobody's fucking talking about. Nobody's going to jail. Insane.

The report links the reversal to President Donald Trump's border policies with 46%. He enforced the laws that are on the books. 46% of migrants citing policy changes, and 49 saying they could not enter the U.S. Another 34% ran out of resources and 17% fair detention or deportation. See how that works? Do you see how that works?

It's called a deterrent. So Trump provided a deterrent for migration. Dushbag, or whoever was running the country, provided a magnet. You see how that works when you announce to the rest of the world, hey, we'll give you free healthcare, phones, food, shelter, clothing.

It sort of makes me wonder where George W. Bush and the people before him were on it. Sorry, I blew a goat before the show. The report also blames U.S. financial reductions for drying up humanitarian aid. Do you know what we're talking about? When Doge came in

And we cut all the finance, you know, giving zillions to countries for, I don't know how many years. Trump goes, what are you doing? As a result, NGOs and UN agencies that were filling protection gaps in places like the Darien Gap, which is a nickname for my wife, Vavucci, in high school. There I am after I made that joke. I saw that, by the way,

that I lived in Westchester County going through the woods of New York. Look, I saw that. And along return routes had to shut down or scale back operations. Additionally, tougher transit restrictions in Panama mean the traditional pipeline towards the United States. Guess what? That's right. It's like a nun on Easter. It's shut.

They were still trying to get in, but the pipeline shut. We're closed. flow slowed somewhat in 2024 but dried up almost completely early this year as Mr. Trump fulfilled his campaign promise of shutting down the border. When's the last time you heard that a president fulfilled a campaign promise or a senator or I haven't even covered Il Ahan Omar going, her net worth was about $200. It's now $30 million overnight that mustachioed U.S.A. Hating piece of shit. And then I never showed the clip of

what's her name, Rashida Talib going, we ain't going anywhere, motherfuckers. That was a couple days ago. How in God's green earth? What am I, 100? Where the fuck that, Clint? How are they in office? I don't understand it.

You people out there who do bad things to politicians, you're slacking. Planting seeds. Southwest border apprehensions hit a monthly record low in July with only 4,39 apprehensions, and half of those were going to be relief pitches in the nationally. It's a true story. They had a, they have a radar gun, a jugs gun at the

fucking border. I told you. Trump's wall should have been the green monster. I told you that you put fucking National Guard up there where the monster seats are. According to the U.S. Border Patrol, for the third month in a row there were zero releases. Again, sounds like my sex life. I'm on fire today. I'll tell you. I'm all right now, but last week I was in rough shape, you know. This is the new all-time record low, beating the prior record low of 6,070 in June. I'll tell you, a little bit of rough neighborhood. Last week, I got mugged in the park. I could tell it wasn't a professional job. Guy pulled a knife and had butter on it. Scott Campbell, the U.S.

Human Rights Representative in Colombia, said the returnees are among the most vulnerable people on the continent and urged governments not to abandon the migrants. Oh, is that what you said, Scott? You're entitled to shit. Thank you, Tony, soprano.

You've got to admit the fucking sound drops it right on sometimes. Please release me, let me go. She talks to angels. Anyways, anybody out there try to fucking learn the intro to night moves? Seems very easy, but it's got a lot of that fucking, what they call muted string shit. Anyways, I don't know I brought that up.

I'll be dead soon. I do the math while I'm laying in bed every night. And I know because a lot of my idols are dying, whether they're athletes or. And then I see, I don't know, I might have brought this up last week. One of the things about getting old is I'm starting to see, I've got to put this in the act. I'm starting to see, I'm watching sports and they'll put up a rookie just signed the eight-year deal. And I'm like, I might not be around to see him finish. Think about that.

That'll send the shiver up your ass. But then I go, because I'm such a positive guy, I go, good, I've had enough. See, I get excited. I get excited about meeting my maker. What am I? Keep it rolling. Keep it rolling. What's in everything this show?

I thought I needed a cigarette. Hi. I got one of those muscles. Jesus. I got one of those muscle fortunes. Turned it to Michael J. coffee. I'm trying to have a cup of Joe here. What fuck's

going on over here? What's the matter with you? The fuck's the matter with you. I'm sorry, Tony. The mugs are my mother's none. Back to the show. It's like there was an explosion at a Starbucks. Okay, let's move on to one of my favorite clips today. I think you'll enjoy it.

Showing Trump's military or Heggsiths in action. A little alliteration, we call it. Venezuelan vessel vaporized by the United States of America. The United States military yesterday attacked the vessel from Venezuela in the Caribbean. How come I don't see shit like that when I'm saying, Bartz? All as I see is Pete Diddy and a bunch of horse floating by on a catamaran. Blow that fucker up.

You'll get covered in baby oil. The Caribbean on Tuesday that was carrying illegal. Drugs, officials said in the first known operation since the Trump administration's recent surge of warships to the region. President Donald Trump told reporters at the White House yesterday, they were talking about something else, but he's like, yeah, before you leave here, you're going to find out something nice. It was a nice thing we did. I don't know why I'm doing fucking James Mason. I like to, look.

Anyways, yeah. Dallas is like, don't go into that one. Here's a video of Trump talking about what we did to a boat that was trying to smuggle drugs into the northern hemisphere, northeastern, you know, in the area. I believe in you. Blood somebody does. I don't. When you come out and when you leave the room, you'll see that we just, over the last few minutes, literally shot out a drug carrying boat, a lot of drugs in that boat. and you'll be seen

and you'll be reading about that it just happened moments ago and I love he just throws it in there I love it and I'm telling you J.D. Vance looks like a it looks like a president

yeah from 1860 though he's got that's what I'm talking about he's got that frigging that southern picture of a rebel hat on him or whatever or maybe even a union soul I don't know but he got that look

and I like him a lot. Him and fucking Rubio, dude, that would make quite a ticket. Anyways, these poor people on the left, they can't, they are losing this shit. I can't even talk about it on this show because I get crazy.

I spill coffee, I burn myself. But I see it on TV. You'll watch maybe Fox or whatever channel, and they'll show the left reacting to something Trump did, and I have to mute the thing because I can't believe what children they've turned into.

It's insane. Anyways, his footage of the actual hit on the boat I wish I had a telestrator like Madden excuse me it was a bit of jizz from a goat I met on 3rd Street last night

what? Go ahead roll it video oh wow Reminds me when I took my dad's boat out without asking him in high school. He's waiting on a bridge near a house. Look at that. Think anybody survived?

I heard a few people got the wind knocked out of him. Isn't that beautiful? And Trump says, this is what I love about Trump. He provided the, and there's more where that came from. What a perfect way to put that. We have a lot of drugs pouring into our country. coming in for a long time, he says, these came out of Venezuela, Trump said.

He said the Pentagon would soon be providing further details. You notice how the rest of the world and all the drugs and cartels, they were just conditioned that we're going to take it because we have been for years and years. Business as usual. He said the Pentagon would soon be providing further details. Asked to comment,

a defense official confirmed the U.S. military conducted a, in quotes, precision strike against a drug vessel. I guess. It was like playing, what was that board game of the ships? Remember? He sank my mantle ship. But declined to elaborate on how the attack was carried out.

Well, I think we know. No, we had the Marines throwing rocks at it from a beach. What the fuck? What kind of drugs are being targeted? Oh, I don't know. Lipitor? What's all the secrecy? Oh, who was on board.

Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up. Yeah. The official only said the vessel was operated by a designated narco-terrorist organization. You know how we, and that was the beauty of it. That's why it's legal. Trump labeled these guys a terrorist organization, which makes it fucking, which they are. These drugs kill more people. Just look at how much fentanyl kills. it's the equivalent of them coming over here in the old days with guns and killing. Yeah, fentanyl is literally

killed over 250,000 people, which is obviously way more than anything that two wars did for 20 years. That's true. That and cold play, their music is responsible for almost half that.

More information will be made available at a later time, the official said, let's see, an umpire in the NFL. With Trump, in office drug cartels you know since he got in office drug car like I said this shit used to go on nobody would say boo

now Trump's in office and the it just reminds me if drug cartels get in there they must be going this guy is not playing and they having conversations like this 13 5 what are you lost 13 5

we still gotta take that shit to Florida do you know what that's like these things you got the fucking Navy all over the place. You got Frogman. You got easy twos with a satellite track and shit in them. You got the fucking bell 209

assault choppers up the ass, man. You know, we're losing one out of every nine lows. That's no duckwalk anymore. Forget that. Forget about 15. That's how I dressed at my senior prom, by the way.

I'm not fucking kidding you. I swear to God. I wasn't imitated. I was an Italian. Open thing with a gold chain. 13 5. Forget about 13 5. Not 5. Fai.

I tell you, no fucking kids. Is that not funny? Didn't that fit the... I guess that was after Omar. They hung him from the helicopter. One of the greatest scenes in a movie ever. And he was so good. The guy that played Omar.

I always forget his name. F. Marie Abraham. He played Amadeas. He won Oscars and shit. He was so good there. He's like, he guy, nobody. And I mean, nobody.

is down here to negotiate for Frank Lopez. We'll talk about it later. He wipes his mouth with a napkin. I think it's about time for a rewatch, Scarface. Absolutely. That's a once a year thing at least. And I know a lot of people don't like it. I'm like, what? Oh, yeah. I think Crowder thinks it's a piece of... I go, yeah, go watch Green Hornet. I loved it.

I just friggin, come on, it was, you know who. Oliver Stone directed it, didn't he? Was that a stone? Brian DePamo was in there, too. I forget. Anyways, tremendous. Let's move on. Speaking of Mr. Trump and all that, we covered some of it yesterday,

all those Romans that he had died and we showed you them jerking off on the left and stuff. How about Obama? It would be funny, huh? I like to see him develop a law. a clot in his lung, some shit like that. Yeah, then I'd dance. And it's funny, when I hear him talk and stuff, and I'm like, and I can appreciate

what he's accomplished in his life. But then I see what he accomplished. He was the head of all this shit. So fuck him. I say we have a reverse, a reverse, what do you call it, and you raise money for a disease? Reverse telethon.

Let's raise money to bring back sickle cell. There was the southern rimshot that Dallas developed on the... Anyways, President Trump addresses the viral rumor that was going on about his demise last weekend. And here he is in front of the press talking about it. Last week, I did numerous news conferences, all successful. They went very well, like this is going very well. And then I didn't do any for two days. And they said, there must be something wrong with him.

Biden wouldn't do him for months. You wouldn't see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him. Honest to God. No, he wasn't in the greatest. You are fake news. No, I heard that. I get reports.

Now, you knew I did an interview that lasted for about an hour and a half with somebody, and everybody saw that was on one of your competitors. I did numerous shows and also did a number of truths. long truss, I think, pretty poignant truce. Now, hold on, pause. Mr. Trump, that's typing. You're going a little far with that. I mean, geez, you did that on the toilet.

They got a dump. You could be dying of cancer and put those out. But anyways, go ahead. Over the weekend. All right. Like he said, you wouldn't see Biden for days. Nobody said nothing, Trump said. He was flanked by, again, my boy, Vance,

and Senator Katie Britt. And they got a good laugh out of that. And we know he wasn't in the greatest of shape, Trump said about Biden. Rumors of Trump's ill health have been stoked in recent months by photos appearing to show bruises on his hands and swollen legs. I have the same thing.

My wife catches me masturbating. What's the matter with your hands and your legs? White House Press Secretary and delicious cup of coffee, Caroline Lippet. I like her spark. She didn't know wangling there. Why can't she wear like a belly shirt when she's doing it? Take it easy over there.

Revealed that Trump has a benign and common condition called chronic vascular insufficiency, or also known as CBI, a lot like CVS, only with an eye. The result of leg veins having difficulty sending blood back to the heart. It's weird. Let me tell you something about getting old. with my lower legs and I got beautiful legs by the way I have very athletic legs I used to hear about it all the time when I

would you know when I would unconsentfully tackle a girl behind a tree but my shins now and this has been going on since I was in my 40s if you scrape your shin and it develops a scab or something it'll stay there for months on end and it makes sense because I guess

the blood isn't quite the flow You know what I mean? I've got cuts there that stayed for months. Either that or I'm dying. She attributed the bruised hands to frequent handshaking. Who's he fucking meeting? Edward Sizz's hand? Frequent handshaking and the use of aspirin. Although the potus apparently did hurt himself golfing this past week,

and they tried to hide this one. I found it, right? We have a clip of him. He hurt his arm, and they try to cover that one up. We got it. If that's not Trump, I am. Oh, my arm. It's broken.

Oh, Lord. That'll never know it'll be funny. It's a good thing Rodney didn't overact in those movies. God, what a movie. They don't make shit like that. Animal House Caddyshack. You can put those at the top. And Dallas, I don't think you've seen this one.

Oh, you might have. I don't know. Midnight run. You seen that one? With De Niro as a bounty guy. It's what they call a, what do they call a movie when they travel? A road? Dude.

I want to see De Niro at his best when he was an actual man? He's wearing a leather jacket and he's like a Bond guy. He's, you know, smoking like a fiend. And everybody in it is tremendous. I don't know why I tell Dallas is. He goes home and he takes out an easel, and he does painting and oils, and he cooks chicken legs and shit. He's an aristocrat.

Anyways, let's move on. There are white niggers. To that. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I can't believe. In our reverse the race, that's the bird saying that. In our reverse the racist segment, a 13-year-old black boy is facing charges after I put black in the yeah because

well I guess you'll see it in the clip but they don't put it in the papers and a 13-year-old colored kid is facing charges after he was caught on camera groping a Louisville woman on her front porch and I'm going oh this will be great but she's hot as this firecracker she was 1911 WLKY that's Wilkie spoke with a woman whom the boy groped 78 year old white woman Jan Fletcher and this happened on August 26

Fletcher said the boy asked her for directions to a nearby park before pretending to dust something off her backside and groping her now I'm a little jealous as creativity I could have tried that at the mall as a kid that would have been a blast

just stand at the bottom of the escalator come here you got lint on your ass let's take a look at this in super slow motion Fletcher says the teen approached her and asked questions about a nearby park and if she was alone at her house. But the questions soon turned to inappropriate behavior. And where are the white women at? Because the teen was seen brushing her backside several times and groping her.

As soon as that happened, I said, let me tell you. You better get your name, boy. And you better go now. You better go now. I love that coming. She didn't see that upset. I would take it as a compliment. I know the safety concerns and you by yourself and.

But apparently he saw something in you. Apparently, you know, imaginary piece of lint on your ass. Fletcher says she has a question for the teen. What is your email? And can I get your cell? Dust off from cobwebs. Yeah. She goes, I got some cobwebs that need dusting,

and I hope you don't use your hand. That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. Why he did this, that's what she wants to ask. What was the reason he did it? Well, I'm going to tell you, Mrs. Fletcher, because you still have an ass like a nectarina, according to this young colored kid. And I want an apology for him doing it, Fletcher said.

And the black kid said, There's something wrong with the black man, mine. There's something wrong with his mind. That's not what I meant to hit. Louisville Metro Police Department said they arrested the boy on Friday, charging him with third-degree sexual abuse. I wonder what that encounter as far as a punishment.

What are you going to clean up the bathroom and pop-byes for a week? I really hate that these young people are out here doing stuff. I hate it. It's sad. But what reason do they get? What enjoyment do they get out of this stuff?

I don't understand it, Mrs. Fletcher said. Don't try to understand, though, those people. They don't try to understand you. But again, you should take it as a compliment. Only a guy would say that. I was that fucking 78-year-old man and some 13-year-old, well, then again, I'd be arrested. Yeah.

All right, let's jack it up to fucking 20. All right, 39. She's brushing, I have a denture cream on my collar. I'd fucking kiss her when she leaned in. Anyways, we hope this arrest relieves some of the fear and embarrassment the innocent woman suffered. LMPD said, a statement and she said kiss my

fucking wrinkled white ass do your jobs fellas she talks to angels they all know her name anyhow oh this is an interesting one remember they found a bag of coke

in the white house somewhere on the west wing of some shit and we all had to pretend we didn't know whose it was meanwhile hunter's um fucking streaking naked across the front lawn of the fucking White House with two hookers

jumping onto a motorcycle, but we had no idea. This is White House bag job. Fox News, senior White House. He's a senior. That's so funny. Peter Dosey, we watched and come in as a kid. His old man, Steve Ducey's been at Fox forever. And Peter Dosey came in as a baby face. He's already the senior.

And he had a real talent for it. And what's great is he was always asking questions of Biden that nobody else would ask because they were sucking his dick and he worked for Fox and he would stand right out there and go, why is such a piece of shit? And, you know, everybody would look

at him weird. Now he's the guy. He's the guy with Trump's like, Peter, what do you got? I'll tell you what I got. This bitch is lying about you from CNN. Kick her in the face. Okay, where do I do it? Fox News, senior White House correspondent Peter Doocy reports on President Trump's response

to a viral video that allegedly showed a plastic bag being thrown. Now I hear that. I'm thinking like a little plastic bag, you know, like a sandwich bag, being thrown out of a White House residence window on the show called The Story. President Donald Trump has dismissed a bizarre viral video showing mystery objects being hurled from a White House window. He says they're fake.

The footage appeared to show someone repeatedly throwing objects. And I, again, I have flashback because I'm at that age, folks. If we talk about something, a song, a movie, a scene, when you get to this age, you have a story for all of it. I was dating a girl named a Shell, and things didn't go well. Let's say that way. She was older to me. Took me to the cleaners.

I was a fresh, young face, 22-year-old. And anyways, she messed her out of me. So I said, yeah, I'm going to mess around to her. She was a bartender. She hated this hot bartender that was new. So I, you. Back then I had the juice. I had the talk.

So I kind of messed around with that girl. This is after she put me through the ringer, by the way, all right? Let's call her Diane. I don't want to get sued. Anyways, so we don't see each other for about three weeks. So then I talked to her best friend, and they were like this. They grew up in Lynn, Massachusetts. They were very street-sappy.

So I talked to her best friend, who's one of the funniest one I ever met in my life. And she goes, no, she's fine now. I said, can I go over there? without, you know, she goes, she's fine with it, you know. So like an idiot, I go over there, ring the doorbell. And I still remember it. I'm wearing a Celtics championship t-shirt because they had beat Houston, I think. It was in the 80s.

I had that on. I go over there. I pull up, I ring the doorbell. Nothing happened. So I step back. I look up to see my clothes. I had left a bunch of clothes there. I fucking practically lived there.

My clothes fly out, land, you know, behind me. Then I see a VCR, which I bought her. Like a fucking movie. Do I leave and go, oh, fuck this? No, I have to keep ringing the doorbell. She comes down and fucking rips my t-shirt right off me. I'm standing there with a neck. This is ripped wide open.

Now I get like a fucking, you know. Tony Danza look in the 70s. But at least you ever change of clothes behind you. I do. I scoop those up. Some nice shit from Chess King. I got some shit from marshals, I think.

T.J. Max had a nice pair of high platform shoes. That's a true story. Through my fire. No, first she took a hammer to it. I'm sorry. And then she threw it. I could hear banging in there.

And then she threw it out. And, you know, We saw each other for another couple of years. We call that a spicy relationship. No. Man, did she fucking teach me lessons up and down? I tell you more, but I already mentioned her name. Let's call her Kevin.

I can tell you most of stories. Anyways. Here's the footage, by the way, of the bags flying out the window. Oh, I'm sorry. This is, yeah, this is Peter D. There's a video that is circulating. waiting online now of the White House where a window is open to the residence upstairs and somebody is throwing a big bag out the window. Have you seen this? No, that's probably

AI generator. Actually, you can't open the windows. You know why? Why? They're all heavily armored and bulletproof. So that's a big video. Well, it's got to be because I know every window up there. He knows every window up there. Like he works for Anderson. I know every window up there. I mean, I did the cocking. I mean, Melissa did some. I mean, what's her name? Melissa.

Oh, boy, that slipped. Freudian slipped. Melania did that. I let her do the bathroom and the fog windows. I did a lot of the cocking. She likes black cock. I like white cock. Where are we, video?

The last place I'd be doing it is that because his camera's all over the place, right? Including yours. No, but every window, I've never seen a window that's... In fact, my wife was complaining about it the other day. She said, I punched her. Have a little fresh air come in, but you can't. They're bulletproof. He's like, and it's fart.

I was fart, my brain. Number one, they're sealed, and number two, each window weighs about 600 pounds. You have to be pretty strong to open them up. No, that has to be. Where was the window? Let me see. Watch this. Watch this.

It's my girlfriend, Michelle. Take that. It's your chest king coat. Which is the window? It looks like this is on. on the 15th Street, sure. So right here? Yeah, those windows are sealed.

Apparently not. They're all sealed. You can't open them. What the hell's going on out here? It's the kind of thing they do. And one of the problems we have with AI, it's both good and bad. If something happens...

You're going to left that off. The show-up video began circulating widely on social media over the weekend and racked up thousands of views while fueling speculation online. Well, this show will get to the bottom of it someday. We have street people, don't we? I'm going to find out what that hell happens here.

People debated whether the clip showed a staffer, while others floated conspiracy theories about hidden activities inside the Washington, D.C. mansion, with items lobbed from what many speculated was a Lincoln bedroom. I heard it was part of Lincoln's skull and brain. I don't know. At first, the White House official claimed the footage involved a contractor

carrying out routine maintenance while Trump was away. Yeah, it was the Anderson guy. It's the guy that, you know, the guy that keeps the leaves from sticking in your gutter, you see him every three minutes? Un-fucking real. Isn't that weird?

That is weird. Weird stuff. Now, I want to follow up on that and see if it was AI and who did it. That's the thing, folks. And I watch everything now. I mean, I was always a skeptic about anything that appeared on my TV screen just because we, you got to remember, the TV wasn't invented to entertain you. Do you understand that?

You understand that? It's to sell you shit, first of all, and to control you. The sitcoms and all that shit, that's just filler in between what it's really used for. You can think about it. And now they use, and then they combine the two, the sitcoms of the movies, there's an underlying message of how dumb. white people are and, you know, how tough women are, and that's all that is. It keeps reinforcing and reinforcing those messages.

And you subconsciously take it in, and I was, too, until I read Judge Bork's book, slouching towards Gamora and a few other books that really open my eyes. Finally, tonight on your sister's lips, just one, oh, just one last kid. That was a song by Jay Giles, by the way. Great song. Google it. What a great band. Doesn't get there.

They don't get there. Health experts are warning about a deadly parasitic infection spreading from Rashida Talib's underwear. It's a deadly parasitic infection spread by so-called kissing bugs, which have now been found and get this 32 states across the country. At least eight Americans have caught Chagas disease. I thought that was Chagas was a type of fondue.

Isn't it a cheese? Have you had this? The stinky Chaggis? Chagas, again a shortstop for the Cubs. A disease through local transmission, meaning you got to, leading scientists to urge, yeah, it's a local transmission now, I'll give you the rest of the story,

to urge the CDC and the World Health Organizations, which we don't believe in, to officially declare the life-threatening illness endemic in the United States. This is a disease that has been neglected and has been impacting Latin Americans for many decades. So thank you, again, Joe Biden and the fucking idiots that surrounded you for letting in half the world and bringing shit like this with them.

You think it's a fucking coincidence that measles are making a comeback to burculosis? Fucking asshole. Norman Beatty, the actor. His name wasn't Norman. Norman Beatty, a Chagas expert. Do you put that on your dating profile when you're on Tinder? Oh, he's a Chagas expert. Thank God, I got rid of those.

They're all over my bed. A Chagas expert and epidemiologist who co-authored the paper, Ouch, my stinky patch. No, authored the paper totally L.A. time. But it's also here in the United States. You see how they even write that? But it's also here in the United States. Well, how did it get here?

Because it existed for years in another continent. But don't connect the dots for us. They're small black and brown insects. Okay, so far you're describing MS-13. And called, I'm going to go with a Latin. I had it this morning. I mean, you could say triadamines, which clear up the sinuses. the triadamines

that feed on the blood of people pets and wild animals according to Texas A&M's kissing buds are you talking about Lyme disease because that's exactly what you just described only comes in a different bug that one's actually prettier than a tick look at it's all ready for Halloween

the pests earn their name because they tend to bite people on the face especially around the mouth and eyes What the fuck? Kissing bugs, who call them kissing bugs? Because people who kiss me, they don't bite me around the face and eyes. Kissing bugs are common in 21 countries, unless I pay for it, including Mexico and parts of Central and South America, where they're considered endemic, meaning they're always present. In the United States, 11 different species have been found because diversity is important here.

we let in every fucking ethnicity there was. So there's 11 different species have been found nationwide with Texas. Oh, Texas, that's funny. A lot of immigrants, border problems, New Mexico, Arizona. What do they all have in common? Reporting that the highest number of sightings

and species diversity, it's a deadly infection caused by a parasite called tripanosoma. Tripenosoma. Cruzy, Spanish last name. Kept the maiden name. Tripanosoma

Cruzy, which lives in listen to this. That lives in the guts of about 55% of kissing bugs in the U.S. That's the poison part, the bad part. Not just the bug, it's the well, get it some probiotics. The pests usually infect people

via the poop. They leave behind near a bite warm. am I not having good sex? What the fuck? What kind of? What? Oh, look, there's boggies.

But it can also spread via organ donations. What do they mean like a whirlitzer? What's the other little one that Cassio? Blood transfusions or mothers who pass it onto their babies. during pregnancy. That's according to, I'll say China because it's a World Health Organization. Worldwide, more than 7 million people, they're talking about Lyme disease, basically. Worldwide, more than 7 million people are estimated to carry the parasite, causing over 10,000 deaths each year. In the United States, the American Heart Association estimates that around

300,000 people have Chagas disease. While most cases have been in the south, oh, great. These bloodsuckers are steadily creeping north. They have been seen taking, you know what. Fuck it. What's the train Biden always to? Amtrak. Wow, that one sucked.

Chagas unfolds in two stages. The first, called the acute face, where they're very, the only acute faces, hits in the weeks or, so the acute. Cute face hitches you weeks or months after the infection. Most people show no symptoms. If symptoms do appear, they may include fever, fatigue, body aches, headache, rash, loss of

appetite, diarrhea, vomiting, eyelid swelling. All the shit I get after I have sex. Oh, look at that. Cut me, Mick. Cut me. You need... You got Chagas Rock. You got to eat lightning and shit blood.

Oh, look at that. my dad got bell palsies for like a couple weeks his face do you know what bell palsy is your face kind of gets paralyzed on one side he had me laugh so hot he goes come home at his fucking he goes look at me he goes I look like I get I look like an 85 year old Jew lawyer he was a funny fuck wanted but he wasn't and he was a funny fuck wanted but he wasn't and he's Anyways, one to three decades after infection, you hear that? One to three decades, could be 30 years later, up to a third suffer heart issues. Well, that's the same as Lyme disease.

My late great buddy, Greg Zook, the cop, his sister, had to walk around with an IV for like 20 years because she almost died of Lyme disease. Well, about one in ten face digestive problems, like an enlargeosophagus or colon. Over time, damage to the nervous system and muscles in the heart and gut. can cause life-threatening complications such as arrhythmia's heart failure and even sudden death sort of like the vaccine you got for covid but again thank you joe biden and uh you know just wanted to turn this into a third world shithole i i don't get it i'll never will what the left yeah we'll talk about it for the rest of our lives anyhow uh that's it for a uh wednesday

hour night NFL football debuts. I did my picks because I'm back in that pool. I didn't read anything. I didn't look at anything. I did like a pattern. Two over here, two here, three here. Because you can't. In the first few weeks, you just can't. But it scares me because I do like educated guesses, but I didn't even, I was too lazy. It doesn't matter because we'll do this for six months and a housewife from Ohio in her late 80s will win the thing. Artie Lange's to bust my balls I'd come in when we had the Nick and Artie show and after a Sunday on a Monday I'd go

oh Jesus he's like what's the matter I get like four right in the football oh did you did you you get tough weekend did he goes I lost 25 grand on the Steelers are you sad because your niece Britney Beach he used to fucking torture me and he wasn't kidding

oh he was a funny fuck that's it You guys thinking I'll say, like I said, tour dates. It shows you how much I'm loving it. Come out to see me because, like I said, I might take a year off, and if that goes while, you might never see me again. That in the lawsuit I'm in. Tour date, September 18th, hyenas in Dallas, Texas. September 19th and 20th, the next two nights,

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You're very welcome. See you back here for the final day tomorrow? Yeah. So have a good rest of the day. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody. Oh, I'm going to be.

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