The Nick DiPaolo Show - USAIDING And Abetting Terror | Nick Di Paolo Show #1691

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. I've never said that in my life. To a girl, maybe a couple of fellas in the steam room at the gym, but how you doing folks Tuesday? That's really like Wednesday for me in Dallas. What I'm fucking 63, I gotta work fucking five days a week. Your sister's box. That's a type of language that got me to the top. Anyhow, good to be with you.

What's in the news? Trump going wild. Some judge try to fucking slow him down with some shit. Good luck with that. If I did my research, I can tell you, but there's a clause in the Constitution basically saying he can appoint who he wants, when, what, where. Constitution basically saying he can appoint who he wants when what we're What's beautiful is the leftist they have nowhere to go Their whole their last 40 years of identity politics all that horse shit us being racist Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa it exploded in their fucking face and They don't know Chuck Schumer. I just read this And they don't know what Chuck Schumer I just read this

He's got a he's got a hotline a tip hotline to report corruption in the government and an abuse And everybody on lines going we already got it's called doge you any can you imagine? Talk about feckless and stupid Holy shat, and then I see a clip of a young black girl, really attractive, in her 20s, and I'm talking to in her 20s, maybe early 20s, talking about, and she laid it down beautifully, why I didn't clip it out, because I saw it on the fucking way here. Looking at my phone as I do as I blow a red light. People say, you don't, you shouldn't text when you're driving. I cut and paste. Make a fucking montage on the way to work.

But she was so right on going, do you understand that Trump has all of us, young people, black? And she went on to point out why the left is. She was dropping fox in too. And anybody have a problem with fox? I don't want to fucking talk to you get with it, please She pep it with a lot of Fox, but she was very eloquent and got a ton of life. It's freakish I want you guys again to think about when Trump came since Trump came down that escalator the shit that he has gone through

The obstacles he has overcome. That's the stuff I keep thinking about. I keep thinking, oh my God, with all that media on their side trying to put him in jail shooting, think about what he has overcome. And not only just overcome it, now everybody's like, Jesus, were we wrong? I'm not a positive, one of those guys that believes in positive thinking.

You might have caught that in my Tone for the last 40 years of my comedy. I don't believe in that positive connection. I just don't okay I don't know if I still Trump is the only one that's made me rethink that Because I've never heard a negative thing come out of his mouth as Far as what he's gonna get done and shit and and he believes it when he says it. I just can't, I was voted class pessimist in high school, I tell you. Excuse me. They came up with a superlative for me. Even then I said, how about class realist, you fucks? Didn't even know what I was talking about. But anyways,

he makes me, I had a bit about people with positive thinking. There was a study that said people dying with cancer who have positive attitudes live no longer than the ones that have negative attitudes. I went nuts when that came out. I put it right in my act. I go, what do you think, cancer crawls up your ass and gets to your brain and goes, fuck, where are you? He's got a smile on his face. Let's meet at his liver in a couple years.

He's got a smile on his face. Let's meet at his liver in a couple years. Anyway, I'm just saying. I idolize athletes and shit because athletes have amazing stories too. When they come out of the ghetto and end up, you know, if they don't shoot up a titty bar in Houston and they make their zillions and whatever, Tom Bray, any of that. But what Trump done is fucking move over who's on the who's on Mount Rushmore fucking Abe move the fuck over put him on Abe's back give him the finger doing this whatever I he's blowing

me the fuck away what what what anyway what's the first headline tough shit tough shit that's what I said I like mosquitoes the Trump administration's recent decision to suspect USA payments is reportedly already having a devastating, in quotes, effect in Jordan. Who cares? According to a United Arab Emirates report, I'm guessing that's what UAE is, or it's a union I don't know about Michigan, report citing nonprofit organizations, the national outlet reports that some 35,000 jobs have been lost as a result of the move, including both Jordanians and Americans working on projects

funded by the United States, okay? And Trump's saying, yeah. You're entitled to shit. One of Jordan's larger nonprofits is quoted in the Emirati report, oh, I get that every week. Have you had the Emirati Dallas with the lemon and garlic? As saying that more than half of its budget

comes from US sources. Okay, we're talking about over in Jordan. And the aid suspension that Trump has stopped is affecting operations tremendously. Tremendously. Fuck them, no free lunch. I like a free lunch. The lack of funding is affecting projects covering

physical and mental health, disability. This is overseas in the Middle East. Everybody's got mental health problems over there. Disabilities, well, a lot of terrorists missing arms and feet and shit. Refugees, sexual and reproductive health services. service because what are we what the fuck are we that the world's doctor and providing free food who the fuck Let me explain to you why it's so big these are American politicians sending this money Marxist actually most of them well

You know in Republican trust me there's some rhinos in on this shit, too. That's why they're freaking out. That's the other thing young black girls said. They are freaking out because Trump is stopping that gravy train and she hit it perfectly. But that's true. You send 10 million to Kosovo for transgender education and they'll pocket half that or whatever. Do you understand?

Do you get why this is huge? So yeah, reproductive health services and gender-based violence protection in rehabilitation services. Time to take my vialis. Wife's, when I get home, going to give her a good pounding. What the hell? Shut up! Hold on. Let it roll. Let it roll. OK, I think that's the end of that. Let me put this in. What the fuck was that?

Is that God going, hey, clean it up? I don't know. You tell me. OK. Anyways, yeah, so they're losing all those services. Transgender service, rehabilitation, mental health, whatever the fuck. So... Oh, poor you.

It goes beyond the numbers. It's a ripple effect on the whole economy, the organization said. This is the biggest thing. You know what I mean? You wonder why they were trying to kill him and put him in jail and shit. station said uh... that that this is the biggest thing you know i mean you wonder why they were trying to kill him and put him in jail and shit it is so clear now i know he was going after what we know they're bread and butter but we had

had you what like i said you ever heard of u s eight until the last couple weeks or so that's how hidden it was and all these pigs and both sides of the aisle i I'm guessing, eating from that trough, and here comes the outsider. He's going to flip the app, and I just hope, here's my other thing, Trump, just stay in the Oval Office.

Stay for four years. Don't step the fuck out if you don't have to. You know what I mean? Don't have a rally on a Wednesday night in Albany for no reason. Stay there on the phone, getting your shit done. Send other people out to get wet. in Albany for no reason. Stay there on the phone getting your shit done. Send other people out to get whacked. Sorry pops. Anyways so yeah this this is a this is remember Watergate? I don't. I mean this is this is they ripped the scab off

what's going on. Aye aye aye, aye. And people are going, but, but, but, Elon Musk is the president. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Really? But he was never voted in. Was Kamala Harris ever, huh? Who put her as a nominee? Was there any, did they have any primaries or anything?

Shut the fuck up. Let's continue. U.S. aiding and abetting. The U.S. Agency for International Development, that's called USED, no, he said, she said, reportedly provided full funding. Listen to this, folks. If this doesn't make you blood fucking curdle and want to, let me tell you something about that insurrection. I'll say it again tell you something about that insurrection. I'll say it again, it wasn't an insurrection. This is worth fucking tearing up the White House if Biden was still there or whatever the fuck. I'm not saying do it. I don't want to get thrown off the air. Apparently I can say anything I want. Bite my tongue

here. Anyways, listen to to this reportedly provided full funding for get this al qaeda terrorists I'll remind you this is your tax money funding al qaeda terrorists remember him? To attend, he looks like the Afghani John Lennon. To attend, it funded him to go to college in Colorado. That's what unearthed documents apparently show. Al Awake was an American born jihadist who was killed in a drone strike in Yemen in 2011 during the Obama administration. I wonder who talked Obama into doing that. Sure fucking wasn't him. Oh what happened? Cars backfiring. He was a central figure of Al Qaeda including having direct contact with army psychiatrist Nidal Hassan do you guys remember who Nidal Hassan was just by the names I wouldn't let the fuckers in that's right

I'm bringing back fucking prejudice because it works Nidal Hassan before he opened fire Remember at Fort Hood in Texas in 2009 killing 13 people So well, let me summarize. Your tax money went to that, helped that, fund this jerk off to radicalize him. Let that sink in for a second. If that's not enough to arrest everybody who was involved, Schumer was, he was there fucking 16 years ago, whoever else? Pelosi, hang her by her saggy tits.

The document which investigative reporters unearthed and posted to X over the weekend shows that a USA form dated from June of 1990 outlined Al Alaki was reportedly granted funding to attend the college by fraudulently claiming he was a Yemeni national and a punt returner and he could play defensive back in Colorado. No, he was a Yemeni national and qualified for an exchange visa, whatever the fuck that is.

Fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Al Olake, hate his name, any fucking Arab name with a hyphen in it, go fuck yourself, was born in Las Cruces, Mexico. You thought you were going to say Syria or some shit on a river bank? No, Las Cruces, New Mexico, in 1971 to parents from Yemen. How could that go wrong? He was raised both in the US and Yemen. Again, I don't like that.

No more of that shit. You spend more than four minutes in the Middle East, you can't come back. Here's a new rule. US media reported that in 2011 following his death. Right there you see him reading Charlotte's Web, believe it or not. True story.

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And hey, I was looking at online, there was a list that somebody compiled about most popular live streaming shows. Dan Bond Geno's is first, then Candice Owen, and then who else? I don't know, Crowder was third or fourth out of like the top ten. It's fucking huge folks, that's the new media, okay? Just remember that. I'm on that show next week a couple times. Let's stay on this tremendous, tremendous administration that's, it's like a colonoscopy. They're finding all kinds

of polyps. The feds were about to work with local and state law enforcement to pull off a huge bust up of illegals in California. Here's another one that's going to make you angry. But the plan had to be held up because someone leaked the plan ahead of the schedule, of course in California, right? Is that where it was? Yeah, of course. Somebody leaked it, the plan ahead of schedule, of the raid. This is what Cutie Pie, oh, I wrote this apparently. I'm like, who the fuck put that in there?

Cutie Pie. Come on, Nick. Excuse me. AG Pam Bondi had to say about, but hold on. Before we show the clip, I just said the Dallas. You know what I like? When people, on the right I'm talking, left-wing women don't give a fuck.

They can lose 40 pounds, put on the makeup, they still look like a fucking rabid skunk. But the right is known for a decent-looking woman. And then when they land a job where they know they're gonna be on TV whether it be on Fox News or in an administration and they get they they immediately lose weight she listen to me this isn't too sexist is some judging by her but she was always a cutie but had a round fucking face you can tell she's like going stick the old Zepik my left ass cheek I'm gonna be on TV a lot. Look at her.

Here's Pam Bondi, what she had to say about this, whoever leaked this plan to fuck up the raid of illegals in LA. If anyone leaks anything, people don't understand. That jeopardizes the lives of our great men and women in law enforcement. And if you leaked it, we will find out who you are and we will come after you. And it's not gonna stop our mission. It's not gonna stop the president's mission

to make America safe again. We were very clear with the lawsuit that we filed in Chicago, that if you don't follow the law, you will be prosecuted by the Department of Justice. So delicious. Delicious. Thank you.

Pam said thank you, Bec. Anyways, even the guy on the left, what's his name? Kevin Cork or something like that? He's like a black robot. I swear, if you lifted a panel, there'd be wires sticking out the back. But even he's slimmed down, he doesn't have an orange face anymore. It's so fucking funny. I know this shit because I'm a vain guy myself. See this took me 11 hours.

Make up to get here. Anyways, LA County alone has some, just LA County has some 800,000 illegals in it. Okay? I remember even living there hearing shit like that. I'd go to a deli. She was saying that her taco was soggy. True story everybody. Yeah, it's as racist as I could get. But do you believe that?

Now I was watching today on TV and they think whoever leaked it is coming from inside the fucking FBI. Another reason to douche the FBI and I know a lot of people go well the rank and file are mostly patriotic and I got to believe that you wouldn't go into it but we need whistleblowers is what we need more whistleblowers but somebody leaked that eight hundred thousand you could go into a supermarket and arrest everybody in fresh produce and then trace it back to the relatives who picked it get a whole big fucking hey boys and girls ladies and gentlemen

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